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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,660 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:31,401 --> 00:00:32,819 Mr. Judge? 3 00:00:34,946 --> 00:00:37,031 Mr. Judge, I'm here! 4 00:00:44,997 --> 00:00:46,416 Mr. Judge? 5 00:00:53,005 --> 00:00:54,131 So what are your thoughts 6 00:00:54,132 --> 00:00:55,799 about the open border issue? 7 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,260 - What's the solution? - Lock 'em all up. 8 00:00:58,261 --> 00:01:00,595 If Sleepy Joe isn't gonna do anything about it, 9 00:01:00,596 --> 00:01:02,347 I, quite frankly, think Americans should feel 10 00:01:02,348 --> 00:01:03,932 the freedom to take matters into their own hands. 11 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,393 Mr. Judge? 12 00:01:27,165 --> 00:01:28,915 Mm-hmm. 13 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:30,375 Yes. 14 00:01:30,376 --> 00:01:31,919 Is there nothing you can do? 15 00:01:33,129 --> 00:01:34,796 I see. 16 00:01:34,797 --> 00:01:36,214 Are you sure? 17 00:01:36,215 --> 00:01:37,466 Mm-hmm. 18 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:39,135 I'm with Claire and the kids. 19 00:01:41,095 --> 00:01:44,014 - That was Mallory. - And? 20 00:01:44,015 --> 00:01:45,307 And apparently there's some protesters 21 00:01:45,308 --> 00:01:46,433 blocking the entrance. 22 00:01:46,434 --> 00:01:48,560 A small to-do, he says. 23 00:01:48,561 --> 00:01:51,438 Maybe we should pull over, Dad, wait until they've cleared out? 24 00:01:51,439 --> 00:01:52,939 - Nonsense. - Oliver. 25 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:55,567 I'm not running from a group of hippies. 26 00:01:55,568 --> 00:01:57,486 We're gonna walk in there as planned 27 00:01:57,487 --> 00:01:58,737 with our heads held high. 28 00:01:58,738 --> 00:02:00,363 That's the way Garlands do it. 29 00:02:00,364 --> 00:02:01,740 Sweetheart, let's think about this... 30 00:02:01,741 --> 00:02:03,950 As planned with our heads held high. 31 00:02:24,847 --> 00:02:28,392 My body, my choice! My body, my choice! 32 00:02:30,728 --> 00:02:35,106 - A small to-do, Mallory? - Not too late to turn back. 33 00:02:35,107 --> 00:02:36,358 Let's go. 34 00:02:36,359 --> 00:02:37,526 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 35 00:02:37,527 --> 00:02:39,027 Judge Garland has got to go! 36 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,946 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 37 00:02:40,947 --> 00:02:42,948 Judge Garland has got to go! 38 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:44,658 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 39 00:02:44,659 --> 00:02:46,785 Judge Garland has got to go! 40 00:02:46,786 --> 00:02:48,787 - Dad! - Fascist! 41 00:02:48,788 --> 00:02:50,622 - Dad! - Fascist! 42 00:02:50,623 --> 00:02:52,874 Move! 43 00:02:57,964 --> 00:03:02,008 Fascist! Fascist! 44 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:08,682 ♪ Ready for war, Joe ♪ 45 00:03:08,683 --> 00:03:10,350 ♪ How you wanna blow they spot? ♪ 46 00:03:10,351 --> 00:03:11,851 ♪ I know these dirty cops that'll get us in ♪ 47 00:03:11,852 --> 00:03:13,562 ♪ If we murder some wop ♪ 48 00:03:13,563 --> 00:03:15,021 ♪ Hop in your Hummer ♪ ♪ The Punisher's ready ♪ 49 00:03:15,022 --> 00:03:16,815 ♪ Meet me at Vito's With Noodles ♪ 50 00:03:16,816 --> 00:03:18,525 ♪ We'll do this dude while he's slurping spaghetti ♪ 51 00:03:18,526 --> 00:03:19,943 ♪ Everybody kiss the fuckin' floor ♪ 52 00:03:19,944 --> 00:03:21,695 ♪ Joey Crack, buck 'em all ♪ 53 00:03:21,696 --> 00:03:23,363 ♪ If they move, Noodles shoot that fuckin' whore ♪ 54 00:03:23,364 --> 00:03:25,323 ♪ Dead in the middle Of Little Italy ♪ 55 00:03:25,324 --> 00:03:27,075 ♪ Little did we know that we riddled two middlemen ♪ 56 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:28,952 ♪ Who didn't do diddly ♪ 57 00:03:28,953 --> 00:03:31,121 ♪ It'll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L ♪ 58 00:03:31,122 --> 00:03:33,248 ♪ Make no mistake, for real ♪ ♪ I wouldn't hesitate to kill ♪ 59 00:03:37,837 --> 00:03:38,879 Standby. 60 00:03:43,134 --> 00:03:44,593 Hi, Professor Garland. 61 00:03:44,594 --> 00:03:46,177 You know Kimmer's not here, right? 62 00:03:46,178 --> 00:03:48,930 Yeah, no, I'm actually here to grab the... 63 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:51,016 Emergency contact forms for Bentley's school. 64 00:03:51,017 --> 00:03:53,351 Shoot, I forgot. I can grab them from her desk. 65 00:03:53,352 --> 00:03:55,145 That's OK. I can go grab 'em. 66 00:03:55,146 --> 00:03:57,314 Would you? I'm slammed. 67 00:03:57,315 --> 00:03:59,483 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 68 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:48,406 Mariah! 69 00:04:48,407 --> 00:04:49,991 Sara, hi. 70 00:04:49,992 --> 00:04:51,701 Text me about that raffle, OK? I want to help. 71 00:04:51,702 --> 00:04:53,162 Ah, you're the best. 72 00:04:55,915 --> 00:04:57,957 I highly doubt the board will approve 73 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,292 such a big purchase. 74 00:04:59,293 --> 00:05:01,002 We need a new Smart Board vendor. 75 00:05:01,003 --> 00:05:02,505 So for now, just... 76 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:07,760 Give us a minute, please? 77 00:05:11,097 --> 00:05:12,473 What can I do for you, Mariah? 78 00:05:13,641 --> 00:05:15,308 You can tell me why my son 79 00:05:15,309 --> 00:05:16,976 was forced to sit at another lunch table 80 00:05:16,977 --> 00:05:18,770 while Aiden Corbat called him Jim Crow. 81 00:05:18,771 --> 00:05:22,190 Oh, God, it... that's horrible. 82 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,942 Maybe it's a misplaced 83 00:05:23,943 --> 00:05:25,485 application of what they've been learning. 84 00:05:25,486 --> 00:05:27,112 They were doing a unit on civil rights. 85 00:05:27,113 --> 00:05:28,863 Clearly the unit wasn't very effective. 86 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:31,700 Calling the Black kid Jim Crow doesn't even make sense. 87 00:05:31,701 --> 00:05:33,993 I promise you, he will be punished accordingly. 88 00:05:33,994 --> 00:05:35,954 I don't want a punishment. I want expulsion. 89 00:05:35,955 --> 00:05:38,998 I have four good kids enrolled at this school, 90 00:05:38,999 --> 00:05:40,583 plus I'm on the fundraising committee, 91 00:05:40,584 --> 00:05:42,127 so I know that we are the top givers three years running. 92 00:05:42,128 --> 00:05:44,087 Donations don't buy on-demand punishment. 93 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:45,922 Well, in this case, they will. 94 00:05:45,923 --> 00:05:47,465 Or I go to the press. 95 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:49,634 And it won't be Channel 4 Action News at 11 or whatever. 96 00:05:49,635 --> 00:05:51,970 It will be The Tribune or The Times. 97 00:05:51,971 --> 00:05:53,346 I'm still Facebook friends with half this nation's 98 00:05:53,347 --> 00:05:55,014 top journalists. 99 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:56,641 Don't fuck with me, Tom. 100 00:05:56,642 --> 00:05:59,812 I want that junior Klansman out of my school. 101 00:06:08,404 --> 00:06:09,863 Hey, Uncle Mal. To what do I owe 102 00:06:09,864 --> 00:06:11,030 the pleasure of this call? 103 00:06:11,031 --> 00:06:13,450 Mariah, I'm sorry. 104 00:06:13,451 --> 00:06:15,368 Please leave a detailed message. 105 00:06:16,871 --> 00:06:19,165 Kimmer, I've been trying to get you all morning. 106 00:06:20,291 --> 00:06:21,625 We need to talk. 107 00:06:27,506 --> 00:06:30,467 Hey, what's wrong with you? 108 00:06:30,468 --> 00:06:32,844 You look like your puppy just died. 109 00:06:32,845 --> 00:06:34,971 I was in Kimmer's office. 110 00:06:34,972 --> 00:06:37,432 Found flowers someone sent her. 111 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:40,268 - Red roses. - Shit. 112 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:44,063 That is unequivocally the most romantic type of flowers. 113 00:06:44,064 --> 00:06:45,565 Great observation, Dana. 114 00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:47,692 I mean, it's just confirmation 115 00:06:47,693 --> 00:06:49,903 of what you already knew, right? 116 00:06:49,904 --> 00:06:52,614 All the late night phone calls and mysterious errands 117 00:06:52,615 --> 00:06:54,783 and meetings and business trips. 118 00:06:54,784 --> 00:06:56,493 Dressing nicer, working out. 119 00:06:56,494 --> 00:06:58,203 Kimmer has always looked good. 120 00:06:58,204 --> 00:07:00,455 Yeah, like, normal good. But this isn't normal, man. 121 00:07:00,456 --> 00:07:04,125 I mean, your wife's ass is like a work of art now. 122 00:07:04,126 --> 00:07:06,461 I'm sorry, but it is. 123 00:07:06,462 --> 00:07:08,588 Look, I know the behavior of a cheater when I see it. 124 00:07:11,842 --> 00:07:13,802 I just need to talk to Kimmer first. 125 00:07:16,972 --> 00:07:19,183 - Is that her? - No, my sister. 126 00:07:20,184 --> 00:07:21,851 Mariah, hey. I can't talk right now. 127 00:07:21,852 --> 00:07:24,354 I'm gonna be late for class. 128 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:27,106 Wait, slow down. What? 129 00:07:51,674 --> 00:07:52,925 You look... 130 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:55,636 it fits great, honey. 131 00:07:57,179 --> 00:07:59,098 One of the aides had an extra set. 132 00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:08,982 You look like a bitch in that bow tie. 133 00:08:08,983 --> 00:08:10,525 If I saw you on the street, I'd fuck you up 134 00:08:10,526 --> 00:08:11,651 just for wearing it. 135 00:08:11,652 --> 00:08:13,486 He looks like Malcolm X. 136 00:08:13,487 --> 00:08:15,446 Nah, Malcolm X was cool. 137 00:08:15,447 --> 00:08:16,990 He looks like Tucker Carlson. 138 00:08:16,991 --> 00:08:20,034 - I like Tucker Carlson. - Oh. 139 00:08:20,035 --> 00:08:23,329 Oh, you like some stuck-up, white, neo-con frat boy? 140 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:24,706 - Shocking. - Shut up. 141 00:08:24,707 --> 00:08:27,417 What's Becky's name this week, Becky? 142 00:08:27,418 --> 00:08:28,877 See, the operative phrase is "this week," 143 00:08:28,878 --> 00:08:31,379 'cause next week is Lashonda, Ming Li, or Mirabella. 144 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,630 I don't discriminate. 145 00:08:32,631 --> 00:08:34,382 You need to be more like Tal. 146 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:37,677 - What, and wear a bow tie? - No, romantic, faithful. 147 00:08:37,678 --> 00:08:40,055 Find a long-term, committed relationship. 148 00:08:41,891 --> 00:08:44,350 Tal ain't in no long-term, committed relationship. 149 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:46,019 Tonya dumped his ass. 150 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:49,355 - Tonya dumped you? - No! She didn't. 151 00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:51,608 We're doing the long-distance thing. 152 00:08:51,609 --> 00:08:54,235 She bought a one-way ticket to Tokyo, bruh. 153 00:08:54,236 --> 00:08:56,946 She leased an apartment and accepted a job there. 154 00:08:56,947 --> 00:08:58,323 Read between the lines. It's over. 155 00:09:08,751 --> 00:09:10,251 All right. 156 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:12,170 Let's talk some numbers. 157 00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:16,883 Fact is, the days of 99 to 1 confirmations are long gone. 158 00:09:16,884 --> 00:09:20,345 But we've convinced about half the Democrats to vote for you. 159 00:09:20,346 --> 00:09:21,846 All the blue dogs love you 160 00:09:21,847 --> 00:09:23,848 even if they won't admit it on camera. 161 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:26,476 So if half our friends are with us 162 00:09:26,477 --> 00:09:28,186 on the other side of the aisle, 163 00:09:28,187 --> 00:09:29,687 what does it mean for the count? 164 00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:32,065 It means whichever way you cut it, 165 00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:34,817 Oliver Garland will be the next Supreme Court Justice 166 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:36,527 of the United States of America. 167 00:09:36,528 --> 00:09:39,280 Yeah! Yeah! 168 00:09:39,281 --> 00:09:41,532 Hey, you got that thing? 169 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:43,534 Can you sign this for me, Judge? 170 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,789 On second thought, make it out 171 00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:49,165 to Senator Edelman. 172 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:52,836 Yeah! 173 00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:04,347 Known for his staggering intellect 174 00:10:04,348 --> 00:10:07,976 and steadfast fairness while on the Seventh Circuit Court, 175 00:10:07,977 --> 00:10:10,979 it was his turn to far right politics 176 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:12,981 that brought Judge Oliver Garland 177 00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:15,149 notoriety in later years. 178 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:18,486 Earning the nickname Titan of the Tea Party, 179 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:22,657 Garland and his incendiary rhetoric became a fixture 180 00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:25,868 on talk radio and the speaking circuit. 181 00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:28,579 Of course, what he will be most remembered for 182 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,623 was his failed nomination 183 00:10:30,624 --> 00:10:33,209 to the United States Supreme Court. 184 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:35,878 His controversial connection to Jack Ziegler, 185 00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:37,630 a former CIA operative... 186 00:10:37,631 --> 00:10:40,133 That is about enough of that. 187 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:48,641 A bunch of the faculty are already emailing, 188 00:10:48,642 --> 00:10:51,394 talking about a school-wide memorial for your dad. 189 00:10:51,395 --> 00:10:54,981 - A bunch? - Well, Theo at least. 190 00:10:54,982 --> 00:10:57,985 Called him "one of our most distinguished alums." 191 00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:03,823 Yeah, I can't even think about that right now. 192 00:11:03,824 --> 00:11:06,034 Matter of fact, I need to make some more calls. 193 00:11:06,035 --> 00:11:07,827 Of course. 194 00:11:07,828 --> 00:11:09,413 You can let it out, man. 195 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:13,833 I think I'm just in shock. 196 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:16,836 Well, don't keep that shit bottled up for too long. 197 00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:19,172 It will eat you from the inside. 198 00:11:49,661 --> 00:11:51,245 Your mother and I will meet you at the car. 199 00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:53,707 Go, go. Go with Szuza. 200 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,210 How you holding up, champ? 201 00:11:57,211 --> 00:11:58,920 You've had your nose in that thing the whole ride. 202 00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:00,588 Look at this. 203 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,131 What am I looking at here? 204 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,925 My father's medical records. 205 00:12:03,926 --> 00:12:05,593 Why do you have these? 206 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,428 He started sending them to me five years ago. 207 00:12:07,429 --> 00:12:10,181 Said it was easier than my health-based interrogations. 208 00:12:10,182 --> 00:12:12,100 At first I was hoping to find some answers, 209 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,143 but look... he was healthy. 210 00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,937 Blood sugar, lipids, weight, 211 00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:18,731 all down from where they were five years ago. 212 00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:20,192 OK. 213 00:12:21,944 --> 00:12:23,903 What if it wasn't a heart attack? 214 00:12:23,904 --> 00:12:25,613 What, like a stroke? 215 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:29,367 No, what if it was meant to look like a heart attack 216 00:12:29,368 --> 00:12:31,077 or a stroke or something natural, 217 00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:32,871 but really, it wasn't natural at all? 218 00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:36,290 Sorry, I... 219 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,126 I really don't understand what you're trying to say. 220 00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:39,586 The judge had a lot of enemies. 221 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:45,091 I get it. 222 00:12:45,092 --> 00:12:46,635 You want to make sense of this whole thing. 223 00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:50,763 When my old man died, I wanted answers too. 224 00:12:50,764 --> 00:12:51,889 Remember, I thought I could find them 225 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:53,683 by getting in touch with nature? 226 00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:55,144 What's your point, Howard? 227 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,063 There's no easy answers. 228 00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:00,481 Maybe there's no answers at all. 229 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:01,941 I don't know. 230 00:13:01,942 --> 00:13:03,568 But the only thing I know for certain is that 231 00:13:03,569 --> 00:13:05,737 chasing down these conspiracy theories... 232 00:13:07,281 --> 00:13:08,282 it's not gonna get you anywhere, babe. 233 00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:11,577 Yeah? 234 00:13:14,371 --> 00:13:17,165 No, that's my car. Marshall, you go with Szuza. 235 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,125 Marshall! 236 00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:20,293 When you grow up and make millions of dollars, 237 00:13:20,294 --> 00:13:22,044 you get your own car, OK? 238 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:28,759 Hello? 239 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,386 Hello, Mariah. 240 00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:31,972 This is Jack Ziegler. 241 00:13:40,022 --> 00:13:42,148 Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. 242 00:13:42,149 --> 00:13:44,150 Marc. Hi. 243 00:13:44,151 --> 00:13:47,236 I was devastated to hear about your dad, Tal. 244 00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,030 My sincerest condolences, of course. 245 00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:51,949 I mean, he was... a force. 246 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,326 Thanks. 247 00:13:53,327 --> 00:13:55,703 If there's anything you or Kimmer need... 248 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,580 I think we're good. 249 00:13:57,581 --> 00:13:59,207 My family's waiting on me, so... 250 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:00,625 How is Kimmer handling 251 00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:02,252 all the federal appeals court nomination rumors? 252 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,338 Fine, I suppose. 253 00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:06,797 Hope she's having a better time than me. 254 00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:08,466 My phone's been ringing off the hook. 255 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:09,759 Everyone suddenly wants my advice 256 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,385 since my name was mentioned. 257 00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:13,221 Nobody gave a damn about my opinion 258 00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:14,805 when everyone just thought I was gonna be a professor 259 00:14:14,806 --> 00:14:16,016 for the rest of my life, you know? 260 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,978 Look, I know this selection process can be brutal, 261 00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:24,023 but we've been colleagues for a long time. 262 00:14:24,024 --> 00:14:26,526 Kimmer... I love Kimmer. 263 00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,320 So all the usual backbiting and mudslinging, 264 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,113 there's no need for it, is there? 265 00:14:31,114 --> 00:14:33,282 It's in the president's hands now. 266 00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:36,118 - It always has been. - Exactly. 267 00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:39,081 So let's just keep it civil, yeah? 268 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,962 My dad just died. I gotta go. 269 00:14:57,891 --> 00:14:59,850 Is Grandpa gonna be a ghost? 270 00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:01,894 No, he won't be a ghost, buddy. 271 00:15:01,895 --> 00:15:03,981 So he won't haunt us? You sure? 272 00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:06,608 I don't think so. 273 00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:10,904 We're here! 274 00:15:12,531 --> 00:15:14,031 Was he your grandpa too? 275 00:15:14,032 --> 00:15:16,617 No. He was my daddy. 276 00:15:16,618 --> 00:15:18,495 Oh. Was he a good daddy? 277 00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:23,458 Hello? Anybody? We're here! 278 00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:26,502 Hold on, hold on one second. 279 00:15:26,503 --> 00:15:28,296 - Hey, Ben. - Bentley! 280 00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:30,298 - Hey, buddy. Good to see you. - Come on! 281 00:15:30,299 --> 00:15:32,300 Sorry for your loss. 282 00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:34,343 Took you long enough. 283 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:36,095 Not all of us own a helicopter. 284 00:15:36,096 --> 00:15:38,139 Honda's a little slower. 285 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,682 We live two hours away. 286 00:15:39,683 --> 00:15:41,642 You live down the street. No excuses. 287 00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:42,810 I gotta go take this. 288 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:43,936 - Love you. - Love you. 289 00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:45,980 Addison, hurry up! 290 00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:47,231 We need to see Mal. 291 00:15:47,232 --> 00:15:49,567 If we leave now, we can beat rush hour. 292 00:15:49,568 --> 00:15:51,485 Dang, are we not allowed in the chopper, 293 00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:53,154 or is there a minimum income level required? 294 00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:55,239 Shut up. This is serious. I have a ton of shit to do. 295 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,074 I just want to get it over with. 296 00:15:57,075 --> 00:15:59,368 Mal's squeezing us in between depositions. 297 00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:01,203 I will leave you! 298 00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:02,955 Why are we meeting with Mal? 299 00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:04,874 'Cause he has Dad's will and some instructions 300 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,292 about how he wanted his funeral. 301 00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,044 We're going to a reading of the will? 302 00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:10,421 No, they only do that shit in movies, Tal. 303 00:16:10,422 --> 00:16:11,797 He's just gonna hand it to us, 304 00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:13,924 the assumption being that we're literate. 305 00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:16,260 Addy, hurry up! We need to go. 306 00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:17,553 Relax! 307 00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:19,305 I'm here. 308 00:16:19,306 --> 00:16:22,016 Oh, there he is. 309 00:16:22,017 --> 00:16:26,145 There he is. 310 00:16:26,146 --> 00:16:27,855 Oh, you're looking good. 311 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,023 What, you working out? 312 00:16:29,024 --> 00:16:30,858 Pickup basketball here and there. 313 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,193 OK. All right. 314 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:35,571 Tal, Bebe. Bebe, Tal. 315 00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:37,948 Addison's date to his father's funeral, 316 00:16:37,949 --> 00:16:40,576 because who doesn't bring a date to a funeral? 317 00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:42,328 No offense, Bebe. You're lovely. 318 00:16:42,329 --> 00:16:43,454 None taken, Mariah. 319 00:16:43,455 --> 00:16:44,747 Well, excuse me. 320 00:16:44,748 --> 00:16:46,248 Y'all brought your significant others, 321 00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:48,084 assuming Kimmer's on her way. 322 00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:50,337 Business trip. She'll be here. 323 00:16:51,797 --> 00:16:54,423 I'm only here for moral support. 324 00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:56,634 And to lend a helping hand. 325 00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:58,844 Speaking of which, Bebe, uh, could you get 326 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:01,472 the formal place settings from the basement? 327 00:17:01,473 --> 00:17:05,559 And they will need to be washed by hand. 328 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,977 - Sure, of course. - Thank you. 329 00:17:06,978 --> 00:17:08,187 Glad to help. 330 00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:09,856 Boys. Let's go. 331 00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:23,327 Those funds can be used to settle property taxes 332 00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:25,496 and credit card debt, which is minimal 333 00:17:25,497 --> 00:17:28,124 according to his last bank statement. 334 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,834 The remainder will be donated 335 00:17:29,835 --> 00:17:32,878 to Abby's memorial scholarship fund, of course. 336 00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,589 What'd he leave us, though? You didn't mention that yet. 337 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:38,175 The Shepard Street property to Mariah, 338 00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:40,511 Martha's Vineyard summer home to Tal, 339 00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:43,765 and Chicago Bears season tickets to you, Addy. 340 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,935 What'd you do to piss the judge off? 341 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,479 Ah, whatever. 342 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,773 Soon as the Bears get their QB situation together, 343 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:55,067 those tickets will be worth more than both those houses. 344 00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:57,027 Lord willing. 345 00:17:57,028 --> 00:17:58,280 Go, Bears. 346 00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:01,157 I gotta get back upstairs. 347 00:18:01,158 --> 00:18:02,783 Sorry to rush, but I wanted to make sure 348 00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:05,161 you had the info ASAP. 349 00:18:05,162 --> 00:18:08,289 Wait, Uncle Mal, what about, uh, an autopsy? 350 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,834 - Come again? - Will there be one? 351 00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:13,502 Mariah, honey, they only do autopsies 352 00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,671 when there's suspicion of foul play. 353 00:18:15,672 --> 00:18:17,089 Now, given the judge's age 354 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,424 and his battle with hypertension... 355 00:18:18,425 --> 00:18:19,634 You're right. It's fine. 356 00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,637 Take care of yourselves. 357 00:18:26,099 --> 00:18:28,726 He planned everything, 358 00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:31,103 down to the color of the flowers on the altar. 359 00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:34,148 Funeral guest list, me. 360 00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:35,483 Food, me. 361 00:18:35,484 --> 00:18:37,985 Obituary, me. Of course. 362 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,945 Though they'll probably print what they want. 363 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,405 Addison, can you... 364 00:18:41,406 --> 00:18:42,948 Yeah, sorry, I can't help you. 365 00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,492 You don't even know what I was gonna ask. 366 00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:45,868 Well, the judge chose me, 367 00:18:45,869 --> 00:18:47,995 his pride and joy, his firstborn, 368 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,207 to eulogize him, so I'll be busy with that. 369 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,543 Tal, can you double-check with Father Brown 370 00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:55,961 and the funeral home? 371 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:58,130 Make sure the judge's wishes are carried out. 372 00:18:58,131 --> 00:18:59,382 On it, boss. 373 00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:05,055 - Here you go. - Thank you. 374 00:19:06,765 --> 00:19:08,437 And for you. 375 00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:14,980 This is cold. No tip. 376 00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,690 Come on, Mariah. 377 00:19:16,691 --> 00:19:18,692 A tip is a financial incentive 378 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:19,777 to provide good service. 379 00:19:19,778 --> 00:19:21,403 It is the free market at work. 380 00:19:21,404 --> 00:19:24,198 If I provide a tip despite bad service, 381 00:19:24,199 --> 00:19:25,908 I'm betraying my economic principles. 382 00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:27,201 They're not gonna interpret that 383 00:19:27,202 --> 00:19:28,827 as a demonstration of your principles. 384 00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:32,248 They're gonna interpret that as, "Negroes don't tip." 385 00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:35,417 Well, then maybe they shouldn't be racist. 386 00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:37,045 No tip. 387 00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:40,506 It's almost like the only reason you're a Republican 388 00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:42,884 is so you can justify being a dick. 389 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:45,886 - Almost. - No. 390 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:48,597 I am a Republican because I believe in low taxes, 391 00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:50,224 life beginning at conception, 392 00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,725 and the motherfucking right to bear arms. 393 00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:53,894 All right, you can stop trying so hard now. 394 00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,813 - What's that mean? - It means that Dad's gone. 395 00:19:55,814 --> 00:19:56,940 Who you trying to impress? 396 00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:05,864 Honor, duty, justice. 397 00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:08,367 If you look behind me, you'll probably see my kids 398 00:20:08,368 --> 00:20:11,662 roll their eyes at the mention of those three words. 399 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:17,543 That's because in my household, they usually heard those words 400 00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:20,296 when they were in a bit of trouble. 401 00:20:20,297 --> 00:20:24,008 Those principles, that's how we decided what they did wrong 402 00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:26,136 and how they should be punished. 403 00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:28,929 Honor. 404 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:31,181 Did they behave in a way that reflects positively 405 00:20:31,182 --> 00:20:33,142 on their family, their God, 406 00:20:33,143 --> 00:20:35,603 their country, and themselves? 407 00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,730 Duty. 408 00:20:37,731 --> 00:20:40,733 Did they try the hardest to do what was required of them? 409 00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:42,109 Justice. 410 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,902 Did they strive for fairness, 411 00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:45,321 especially when holding themselves 412 00:20:45,322 --> 00:20:47,364 and others accountable? 413 00:20:47,365 --> 00:20:49,908 These are, Senator, the same standards 414 00:20:49,909 --> 00:20:52,119 that I try to hold myself up to 415 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,080 as a jurist and as a man. 416 00:20:57,792 --> 00:21:02,004 Honor, duty, justice. 417 00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:03,797 That was a... 418 00:21:03,798 --> 00:21:07,593 that was a very endearing and, dare I say, quaint answer. 419 00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:10,763 But I'm looking for something more substantive, 420 00:21:10,764 --> 00:21:12,473 Judge Garland. 421 00:21:12,474 --> 00:21:14,683 Just last year, in Alonso versus Secure-Tech, 422 00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:16,393 you ruled in favor of a company 423 00:21:16,394 --> 00:21:19,897 that fired an employee who abandoned his post. 424 00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,065 But he had reason to believe that his post 425 00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:22,941 had a carbon monoxide leak. 426 00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:25,361 Should he have stayed there and died? 427 00:21:25,362 --> 00:21:27,279 Is that a principle of yours, 428 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,907 death before violating company policy? 429 00:21:29,908 --> 00:21:31,450 I believe the matter you are referring to 430 00:21:31,451 --> 00:21:33,827 is being appealed to the Supreme Court, 431 00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,496 and it wouldn't be prudent of me to comment further 432 00:21:35,497 --> 00:21:37,748 on an ongoing litigation. 433 00:21:37,749 --> 00:21:41,210 My dissent covers my opinions on the piece, 434 00:21:41,211 --> 00:21:43,420 which are far more nuanced 435 00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:45,214 than how you presented them in your question. 436 00:21:45,215 --> 00:21:46,924 So you stand by your ruling, then? 437 00:21:46,925 --> 00:21:48,530 It does represent your principles. 438 00:21:48,531 --> 00:21:49,759 Is that what you're saying? 439 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,750 I'm saying, read the dissent, Senator. 440 00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,351 Has anyone in the current adminis... 441 00:22:15,745 --> 00:22:17,079 There he is. 442 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,789 Welcome back to the hearing, Senator. 443 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,876 Last question. 444 00:22:22,877 --> 00:22:24,253 When's the last time you had in-person contact... 445 00:22:24,254 --> 00:22:25,838 The gentleman's time has expired. 446 00:22:25,839 --> 00:22:27,131 If the chair will indulge me... 447 00:22:27,132 --> 00:22:29,341 The gentleman is no longer recognized. 448 00:22:29,342 --> 00:22:31,427 When's the last time you had 449 00:22:31,428 --> 00:22:33,178 in-person contact with Jack Ziegler? 450 00:22:41,312 --> 00:22:45,733 The gentlewoman from Iowa is recognized for five minutes. 451 00:22:56,661 --> 00:22:58,370 What, you still listen to Nas? 452 00:22:58,371 --> 00:22:59,955 Uh, yeah, he's the GOAT. 453 00:22:59,956 --> 00:23:02,751 You ain't got no T.I.? Jeezy? 454 00:23:04,961 --> 00:23:06,962 You think Dad met up with Uncle Jack? 455 00:23:06,963 --> 00:23:09,798 "Uncle Jack"? 456 00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:13,594 You a grown man calling some old white dude "uncle." 457 00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:15,763 Stop it. It's weird. 458 00:23:15,764 --> 00:23:17,223 Whatever. Jack. 459 00:23:18,558 --> 00:23:19,600 You think Dad saw him? 460 00:23:19,601 --> 00:23:21,478 Hell nah. Do you? 461 00:23:22,729 --> 00:23:24,897 I don't know. I caught a vibe. 462 00:23:24,898 --> 00:23:27,983 A vibe? 463 00:23:27,984 --> 00:23:30,235 Jack's a political pariah. 464 00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:32,279 The judge is way too savvy to be involved 465 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,782 with somebody like that. 466 00:23:36,117 --> 00:23:39,244 College buddies, roommates. Dad's loyal. 467 00:23:39,245 --> 00:23:43,040 Loyal, yes. Stupid? Nah, son. 468 00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:44,417 You do know everything Jack did, right? 469 00:23:47,045 --> 00:23:49,839 Google "Jack Ziegler, Washington Post." 470 00:23:55,929 --> 00:23:57,096 OK. 471 00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:04,645 Yeah, right here, right here, right here. 472 00:24:04,646 --> 00:24:07,064 "The Post's investigation reveals that Jack Ziegler, 473 00:24:07,065 --> 00:24:10,275 a former CIA operative, may have personally directed 474 00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:12,152 his Zed Magna Security employees 475 00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:14,822 "to commit these crimes while working 476 00:24:14,823 --> 00:24:18,742 as government contractors in Iraq and Afghanistan." 477 00:24:18,743 --> 00:24:21,453 There's a laundry list of illegal arms sales, 478 00:24:21,454 --> 00:24:24,122 money laundering, and contracted killings, 479 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:25,958 et cetera, et cetera. 480 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,043 The dude is a real-life Bond villain. 481 00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:30,128 Come on. 482 00:24:30,129 --> 00:24:32,047 The judge would never. 483 00:24:43,518 --> 00:24:45,727 So, uh, 484 00:24:45,728 --> 00:24:47,563 the funeral director and I took a look 485 00:24:47,564 --> 00:24:49,189 at what your lawyer provided. 486 00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:50,899 We've got everything worked out. 487 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,651 You're in good hands. 488 00:24:52,652 --> 00:24:55,279 Thanks for your help, Father Brown. 489 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,781 Can we switch "in loving memory of" 490 00:24:57,782 --> 00:25:00,576 for "honoring the life of"? 491 00:25:00,577 --> 00:25:02,035 It feels more appropriate. 492 00:25:02,036 --> 00:25:04,371 Of course. Consider it done. 493 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:06,665 It'll be a lovely service. 494 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,750 The judge requested some of the same hymns 495 00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,586 from your mother Claire's 496 00:25:10,587 --> 00:25:12,380 and your sister Abby's funerals. 497 00:25:14,757 --> 00:25:16,049 I better get going. 498 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,551 Feel free to call my cell 499 00:25:17,552 --> 00:25:19,511 if anything comes up. 500 00:25:19,512 --> 00:25:20,846 Tal, wait. 501 00:25:20,847 --> 00:25:22,014 What would you like the inscription 502 00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:24,558 on the tombstone to say? 503 00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:26,351 That should be in the packet. 504 00:25:26,352 --> 00:25:28,812 Your father didn't specify an epitaph. 505 00:25:28,813 --> 00:25:31,398 Either he forgot or he meant to leave it 506 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,859 to you and your siblings. 507 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:36,069 We'll need that inscription as soon as possible. 508 00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:08,560 Hey, boy. 509 00:26:08,561 --> 00:26:10,103 What you doing? 510 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:12,689 Looking for any indication of what the judge wanted 511 00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:15,025 on his gravestone. 512 00:26:15,026 --> 00:26:16,860 Hmm. 513 00:26:16,861 --> 00:26:20,197 Just slap on a quote from Reagan or Lincoln or something. 514 00:26:20,198 --> 00:26:23,742 He was into that dignified Republican shit. 515 00:26:23,743 --> 00:26:25,077 Nah. 516 00:26:25,078 --> 00:26:26,286 It doesn't sit right. 517 00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:27,455 He planned everything. 518 00:26:28,915 --> 00:26:31,124 It's our duty to honor his wishes. 519 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:33,919 I just need to figure out what those wishes were. 520 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,379 All right. 521 00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,797 Well, whatever you're doing, hurry up, all right? 522 00:26:36,798 --> 00:26:38,757 I need you to help Bebe inflate these mattresses. 523 00:26:38,758 --> 00:26:40,051 And why can't you help her? 524 00:26:42,345 --> 00:26:45,473 Well, I'm still perfecting the eulogy. 525 00:26:48,935 --> 00:26:51,229 Check on her when you can, bro. Thanks. 526 00:28:16,355 --> 00:28:18,356 Hello? 527 00:28:18,357 --> 00:28:19,984 Tal? 528 00:28:45,718 --> 00:28:49,137 Mariah, will you please release my girlfriend 529 00:28:49,138 --> 00:28:50,555 from indentured servitude? 530 00:28:50,556 --> 00:28:52,641 Excuse me, your girlfriend offered. 531 00:28:52,642 --> 00:28:54,184 You offered to help, right, Bebe? 532 00:28:54,185 --> 00:28:56,103 - I did offer. - See? 533 00:28:56,104 --> 00:28:57,896 Besides, I'm in mourning, 534 00:28:57,897 --> 00:28:59,272 so I don't know why you're picking on me. 535 00:28:59,273 --> 00:29:01,608 Hmm, 'cause under normal circumstances, 536 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:04,111 y'all know how eager Mariah is to do everything for herself. 537 00:29:07,907 --> 00:29:09,032 Not funny. 538 00:29:11,577 --> 00:29:14,287 I think it's great you guys are in such high spirits. 539 00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:16,540 I was a blubbering mess when my grandpa died. 540 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:18,291 Garlands don't cry. 541 00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:20,210 Stick around long enough, and you'll learn that. 542 00:29:20,211 --> 00:29:24,005 They don't show any emotion, except for maybe indignation. 543 00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:28,176 Don't forget entitlement and baseless self-assuredness. 544 00:29:28,177 --> 00:29:31,096 - Can I get a amen? - Amen. 545 00:29:31,097 --> 00:29:33,598 Maybe ease up on this wine. 546 00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:34,891 Kids are getting on my nerves. 547 00:29:43,693 --> 00:29:46,194 Tal, why do you still have these up? 548 00:29:46,195 --> 00:29:48,780 I guess Mom and the judge never got around 549 00:29:48,781 --> 00:29:50,615 to taking them down. 550 00:29:50,616 --> 00:29:52,159 And no MJ? 551 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,952 You're from Chicago. 552 00:29:53,953 --> 00:29:56,621 Didn't you at least have the one with his arms like... 553 00:29:56,622 --> 00:30:00,041 Scottie was the engine. Everyone in Chicago knows that. 554 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:01,918 Without Scottie, there's no Michael. 555 00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:03,587 Even Michael said it. Last Dance. 556 00:30:06,215 --> 00:30:08,091 I spoke to Ruthie. 557 00:30:08,092 --> 00:30:11,428 Apparently, my name is picking up steam for the nomination. 558 00:30:11,429 --> 00:30:13,680 The FBI might even start vetting me soon, 559 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:16,766 like talking to my friends, family, you. 560 00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:18,935 Mm. 561 00:30:18,936 --> 00:30:21,313 We should talk about what we're gonna say, 562 00:30:21,314 --> 00:30:23,065 just so we have a unified narrative. 563 00:30:31,741 --> 00:30:32,824 What are you working on? 564 00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:37,705 I'm trying to come up with an epitaph. 565 00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:41,667 What do you got? 566 00:30:44,253 --> 00:30:46,463 "Here lies Oliver Garland, 567 00:30:46,464 --> 00:30:48,632 "survived by the deeply rooted complexes 568 00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:50,258 he ingrained in his children." 569 00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:51,760 ♪ There comes a day in your life ♪ 570 00:30:51,761 --> 00:30:53,553 ♪ When you want to kick back ♪ 571 00:30:53,554 --> 00:30:56,056 ♪ Straw hat on the porch when you're old, perhaps ♪ 572 00:30:56,057 --> 00:30:57,974 ♪ Want to gather your thoughts ♪ ♪ Have a cold one ♪ 573 00:30:57,975 --> 00:31:01,269 ♪ Brag to your grandkids ♪ ♪ On how life is golden... ♪ 574 00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:02,605 Tal. 575 00:31:03,773 --> 00:31:04,941 Are you all right? 576 00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:06,984 Yeah. 577 00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,948 No, actually. 578 00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:14,492 We need to talk. 579 00:31:15,868 --> 00:31:17,036 About? 580 00:31:18,788 --> 00:31:20,748 Who's sending you flowers at work. 581 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:24,001 What flowers? 582 00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:28,004 Red roses in your trash can. 583 00:31:28,005 --> 00:31:29,923 Those. 584 00:31:29,924 --> 00:31:31,342 They were from a client. 585 00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:36,012 Clients don't send roses. 586 00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:38,640 They probably came from some 20-year-old intern 587 00:31:38,641 --> 00:31:40,559 who doesn't understand flower protocol. 588 00:31:43,354 --> 00:31:44,689 And the note? 589 00:31:46,857 --> 00:31:49,819 What "good times" are you sharing with a client? 590 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:52,989 It doesn't mean anything, Tal. 591 00:31:54,407 --> 00:31:57,367 Don't... don't get in your head about this. 592 00:31:57,368 --> 00:32:00,078 You don't have anything to worry about. 593 00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:02,122 I'm yours. 594 00:32:02,123 --> 00:32:06,459 This... is yours. 595 00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:07,669 ♪ Can't forget about ♪ 596 00:32:07,670 --> 00:32:09,421 ♪ Can't forget about ♪ 597 00:32:09,422 --> 00:32:12,007 ♪ Can't forget about you... ♪ 598 00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,203 I can't. 599 00:32:52,506 --> 00:32:54,133 Jesus, Mariah! 600 00:32:55,676 --> 00:32:57,135 I've been trying to get you alone all day. 601 00:32:57,136 --> 00:32:59,262 OK. Why? 602 00:32:59,263 --> 00:33:00,638 'Cause I have something I want to talk to you about, 603 00:33:00,639 --> 00:33:01,848 but I don't want to say it in front of everybody, 604 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:03,350 especially Kimmer. 605 00:33:03,351 --> 00:33:04,726 I don't want to give that bitch any more ammo. 606 00:33:04,727 --> 00:33:06,227 Why does she have to be a bitch? 607 00:33:06,228 --> 00:33:08,272 I don't know. Ask her. 608 00:33:10,107 --> 00:33:12,401 That's not the point though. Um... 609 00:33:15,529 --> 00:33:17,989 Dad didn't die of natural causes. 610 00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:19,658 He was murdered, Tal. 611 00:33:21,577 --> 00:33:23,244 And Uncle Jack did it. 612 00:33:25,498 --> 00:33:28,375 See, before Zed, 613 00:33:28,376 --> 00:33:29,919 Uncle Jack was in the CIA. 614 00:33:31,379 --> 00:33:33,213 Yes, at one point. 615 00:33:33,214 --> 00:33:35,048 So were a lot of other people. 616 00:33:35,049 --> 00:33:37,634 That doesn't mean they're all capable of murder. 617 00:33:37,635 --> 00:33:39,177 What do you think he was doing 618 00:33:39,178 --> 00:33:42,305 down there in Central America in the '80s? 619 00:33:42,306 --> 00:33:45,058 He was assassinating leftist guerrilla leaders, 620 00:33:45,059 --> 00:33:46,393 pulling the trigger himself. 621 00:33:46,394 --> 00:33:47,519 That's public knowledge. 622 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,271 That's urban legend. 623 00:33:50,272 --> 00:33:52,232 Isn't it more likely that the judge, 624 00:33:52,233 --> 00:33:53,691 a Black man in his 70s, 625 00:33:53,692 --> 00:33:55,945 just had a regular-ass heart attack? 626 00:33:58,656 --> 00:34:02,158 - Thought you'd hear me out. - I am hearing you out. 627 00:34:02,159 --> 00:34:03,993 I'm also doing you a favor 628 00:34:03,994 --> 00:34:05,578 by gently challenging your theory, 629 00:34:05,579 --> 00:34:07,664 which is conjecture. 630 00:34:07,665 --> 00:34:11,668 Jack Ziegler just materializes out of thin air to murder Dad 631 00:34:11,669 --> 00:34:13,169 after no one in our family 632 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:16,005 has seen or heard from him in forever? 633 00:34:16,006 --> 00:34:17,590 That's not true. 634 00:34:17,591 --> 00:34:18,842 What's not true? 635 00:34:18,843 --> 00:34:20,218 That no one's seen or heard from him. 636 00:34:20,219 --> 00:34:23,972 He called me the other day, out of the blue. 637 00:34:23,973 --> 00:34:26,141 What did he want? 638 00:34:26,142 --> 00:34:27,601 To talk about you. 639 00:34:30,646 --> 00:34:31,856 What about me? 640 00:34:32,982 --> 00:34:34,732 He said, um, 641 00:34:34,733 --> 00:34:37,026 you're the one that Daddy would trust, 642 00:34:37,027 --> 00:34:39,654 the one who would know about the arrangements. 643 00:34:39,655 --> 00:34:41,656 The funeral arrangements? 644 00:34:41,657 --> 00:34:44,493 No. The other arrangements. 645 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:47,745 Tal, what was he talking about? 646 00:34:47,746 --> 00:34:49,497 No clue. 647 00:34:49,498 --> 00:34:52,542 I'm serious. I have no idea. 648 00:34:52,543 --> 00:34:53,793 Howard already thinks I'm suffering 649 00:34:53,794 --> 00:34:55,336 from grief-induced delusions, 650 00:34:55,337 --> 00:34:57,213 and Addy only cares about himself, 651 00:34:57,214 --> 00:34:59,632 so that leaves us. 652 00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:01,384 Leaves us for what? 653 00:35:01,385 --> 00:35:03,846 To figure it out. Investigate. 654 00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:08,349 Uncle Jack shows back up in our family's life 655 00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,268 right around the time the judge dies? 656 00:35:10,269 --> 00:35:11,479 That's weird. 657 00:35:12,771 --> 00:35:16,316 Weird, sure. Creepy, even. 658 00:35:16,317 --> 00:35:17,860 But it's just a coincidence. 659 00:35:19,153 --> 00:35:20,696 Fine. Whatever. 660 00:35:23,157 --> 00:35:24,991 I gotta go think of an inscription 661 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,118 for Dad's gravestone. 662 00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:29,829 It's not complicated. Just write something that 663 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,789 says how you feel about him. 664 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,969 I'm so sorry, Tal. 665 00:35:55,773 --> 00:35:57,274 Hang in there, Tal. 666 00:35:59,235 --> 00:36:01,820 Talcott, I'm so sorry for your loss. 667 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,459 Who is that with Addy? 668 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,005 That's international supermodel and fashion icon Bebe Stanhope. 669 00:36:21,006 --> 00:36:22,549 Who now? 670 00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:24,801 Sally, she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated. 671 00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:27,095 She's the face of Diet Pepsi. You know who she is. 672 00:36:27,096 --> 00:36:29,639 Thought she looked familiar. 673 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,891 What's Addison see in her? 674 00:36:31,892 --> 00:36:33,393 Is it serious? 675 00:36:33,394 --> 00:36:34,644 I don't think now's the time 676 00:36:34,645 --> 00:36:36,062 to do the whole kissing cousins thing. 677 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,939 By marriage. It don't count. 678 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:41,192 It was gross then, and it's honestly still gross now. 679 00:36:41,193 --> 00:36:42,694 Maybe it's best left in the past, Sally. 680 00:36:42,695 --> 00:36:44,196 Hmm. 681 00:36:51,704 --> 00:36:53,580 Just Alma is looking for you. 682 00:36:53,581 --> 00:36:55,748 Just Alma? She's still alive? 683 00:36:55,749 --> 00:36:57,875 Unless I'm seeing ghosts, she's kookier than ever. 684 00:36:57,876 --> 00:37:00,128 Somebody ought to put her ass in a home. 685 00:37:00,129 --> 00:37:01,922 Speak of the devil. Gotta go. 686 00:37:04,049 --> 00:37:06,050 Auntie Alma, how you doing? 687 00:37:06,051 --> 00:37:07,802 What's this auntie business, boy? 688 00:37:07,803 --> 00:37:10,096 It's Alma. Just Alma. 689 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,557 Sorry. Just Alma. 690 00:37:12,558 --> 00:37:14,100 Of course. 691 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:16,477 Your dad had big plans for you. 692 00:37:16,478 --> 00:37:18,104 Like what? 693 00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:19,647 Now, that's not for me to say. 694 00:37:19,648 --> 00:37:22,150 He'll let you know. 695 00:37:22,151 --> 00:37:23,860 But he's dead, Alma. 696 00:37:23,861 --> 00:37:26,446 Boy, don't you think I know that? 697 00:37:26,447 --> 00:37:28,616 Just because he's dead doesn't mean he won't let you know. 698 00:37:30,534 --> 00:37:32,952 I gotta go check on the limos taking people to the service. 699 00:37:32,953 --> 00:37:34,787 You just wait and see. 700 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:36,748 See what? 701 00:37:36,749 --> 00:37:38,875 How frightened of your father they were. 702 00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:41,544 You'll see. If they come. 703 00:37:41,545 --> 00:37:43,671 Scaredy-cats might not even show up. 704 00:37:43,672 --> 00:37:45,006 I'm not following, Alma. 705 00:37:45,007 --> 00:37:46,675 Jack Ziegler, for example. 706 00:37:48,385 --> 00:37:50,261 He likes to act scary, 707 00:37:50,262 --> 00:37:52,972 but he was terrified of the judge. 708 00:37:52,973 --> 00:37:54,767 Scared shitless. 709 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,774 Now, it's no secret that the judge and I 710 00:38:02,775 --> 00:38:04,859 never saw eye to eye politically. 711 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,819 My first national TV appearance 712 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,989 was a full-throated endorsement for Obamacare. 713 00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:12,742 Now, afterwards, he called me. 714 00:38:12,743 --> 00:38:15,328 He congratulated me, told me he was proud, 715 00:38:15,329 --> 00:38:17,955 but that, ultimately, 716 00:38:17,956 --> 00:38:21,334 he thought my ideas were pusillanimous. 717 00:38:21,335 --> 00:38:24,087 I had to consult a dictionary to realize that was an insult. 718 00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:31,511 He then proceeded to spend the next 146 minutes 719 00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:33,221 giving me a law school-level lecture about 720 00:38:33,222 --> 00:38:36,349 government overreach and health care. 721 00:38:36,350 --> 00:38:38,893 He cited cases... 722 00:38:38,894 --> 00:38:40,937 a lot of cases, y'all... 723 00:38:40,938 --> 00:38:42,231 from memory. 724 00:38:47,569 --> 00:38:49,029 But that was the judge in a nutshell. 725 00:38:51,323 --> 00:38:52,741 He was a proud father... 726 00:38:54,702 --> 00:38:57,745 a fierce advocate for his beliefs, 727 00:38:57,746 --> 00:38:59,331 a constant teacher... 728 00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:03,502 a man who touched and influenced many lives... 729 00:39:06,338 --> 00:39:09,341 And a man who was a loyal friend, always. 730 00:39:10,759 --> 00:39:13,177 You see Justice Wainwright's here? 731 00:39:13,178 --> 00:39:15,638 Yeah, in the back like he doesn't want to be seen. 732 00:39:15,639 --> 00:39:16,889 Coward. 733 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,057 But that's not the headline. 734 00:39:18,058 --> 00:39:20,601 Greg Haramoto, 7:00. 735 00:39:20,602 --> 00:39:22,730 He was a man who did what he thought was right. 736 00:39:24,022 --> 00:39:25,190 May he finally rest in peace. 737 00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:31,572 Thank you, Addison. 738 00:40:07,357 --> 00:40:09,193 Why are we doing this alone? 739 00:40:10,944 --> 00:40:13,988 I think Father Brown wants us to have a moment alone 740 00:40:13,989 --> 00:40:18,993 to reflect on Dad's passing before the service ends. 741 00:40:18,994 --> 00:40:21,913 What a load of shit. I just want to be done with it. 742 00:40:42,017 --> 00:40:43,643 Tal, what the fuck is that quote? 743 00:40:43,644 --> 00:40:46,437 Is that Nas? 744 00:40:46,438 --> 00:40:48,773 Did you put a rap lyric on our father's headstone? 745 00:40:48,774 --> 00:40:50,608 Yes, I did. 746 00:40:50,609 --> 00:40:53,611 The judge actually loved that song. 747 00:40:53,612 --> 00:40:55,364 You guys said I could put whatever I wanted. 748 00:40:57,115 --> 00:40:58,866 Oh, my God, you are such an idiot. 749 00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:00,536 We're gonna have to redo it. 750 00:41:49,626 --> 00:41:52,336 I'm gonna say what I have to say anyway. 751 00:41:52,337 --> 00:41:54,463 I know this long-distance thing is hard, 752 00:41:54,464 --> 00:41:56,340 but I'm dedicated to you, Tonya, 753 00:41:56,341 --> 00:41:59,719 and I'm not gonna let thousands of miles 754 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:03,097 and a 14-hour time difference 755 00:42:03,098 --> 00:42:04,766 make me break that promise. 756 00:42:07,269 --> 00:42:10,187 'Cause I love you, Tonya. 757 00:42:10,188 --> 00:42:11,565 Uh... 758 00:42:14,735 --> 00:42:15,776 Please tell me that's not the first time 759 00:42:15,777 --> 00:42:17,111 you told Tonya you love her. 760 00:42:17,112 --> 00:42:18,739 The end of some cringey voicemail? 761 00:42:20,198 --> 00:42:22,658 It was cringey? 762 00:42:22,659 --> 00:42:24,035 I hate to say it, but Addy's right. 763 00:42:24,036 --> 00:42:25,661 It's over. 764 00:42:25,662 --> 00:42:28,539 If you gotta leave a message like that, it's last call. 765 00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:31,042 Once the lights come on, bouncer's gonna throw you out. 766 00:42:31,043 --> 00:42:33,002 Might as well leave with some dignity. 767 00:42:33,003 --> 00:42:36,797 - The bouncer? - It's a bar analogy, Tal. 768 00:42:36,798 --> 00:42:39,133 The point is, you don't have to swear a lifetime of allegiance 769 00:42:39,134 --> 00:42:40,552 to every girl that you date. 770 00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:45,097 What are you doing, besides eavesdropping? 771 00:42:45,098 --> 00:42:47,433 Uh, going to the business center to finish an article 772 00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,977 and hiding from Mom. 773 00:42:49,978 --> 00:42:51,604 I swear, it's like as soon as she sees me, 774 00:42:51,605 --> 00:42:54,690 she starts nitpicking me about finding a husband. 775 00:42:54,691 --> 00:42:57,360 You'd think being on a team that won a Pulitzer 776 00:42:57,361 --> 00:42:59,070 for investigative journalism would exempt me, 777 00:42:59,071 --> 00:43:02,115 but no, she is grooming me for life as a housewife. 778 00:43:04,326 --> 00:43:06,244 I'd rather die at my fucking desk than be a kept woman. 779 00:43:07,746 --> 00:43:09,497 Do you think all the stuff they say 780 00:43:09,498 --> 00:43:10,791 about Uncle Jack is true? 781 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,876 All? No. 782 00:43:13,877 --> 00:43:17,088 I think at least half of it's liberal propaganda. 783 00:43:17,089 --> 00:43:18,172 And the other half? 784 00:43:20,342 --> 00:43:22,927 That's the half we should be scared of. 785 00:43:22,928 --> 00:43:24,220 Mariah. 786 00:43:24,221 --> 00:43:26,138 Your mother's looking for you. 787 00:43:26,139 --> 00:43:28,809 Of course she is. 788 00:43:31,395 --> 00:43:33,270 You OK, son? 789 00:43:33,271 --> 00:43:36,899 Yeah, I'm fine, I think. 790 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,818 How about you? 791 00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:40,611 Everything good? 792 00:43:40,612 --> 00:43:42,530 It will be. 793 00:43:42,531 --> 00:43:45,033 I trust it will be very soon. 794 00:43:46,284 --> 00:43:48,119 Get some sleep. 795 00:43:55,794 --> 00:43:59,715 "Honor, duty, justice." 796 00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:03,634 You should have put that on there. 797 00:44:03,635 --> 00:44:04,970 Now you tell me. 798 00:44:07,431 --> 00:44:08,681 You know, I always thought that was supposed 799 00:44:08,682 --> 00:44:10,434 to describe us kids. 800 00:44:12,853 --> 00:44:14,980 Obviously, Mariah's honor. 801 00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,315 Always looking for praise and accolades 802 00:44:18,316 --> 00:44:20,610 and, quite frankly, Daddy's approval. 803 00:44:21,987 --> 00:44:23,780 And you, you're duty. 804 00:44:25,365 --> 00:44:28,993 You're reliable, honest, determined. 805 00:44:28,994 --> 00:44:30,954 Ol' dependable Tal. 806 00:44:32,497 --> 00:44:33,914 So that makes you justice, then? 807 00:44:33,915 --> 00:44:36,250 What? Aw, hell no. 808 00:44:36,251 --> 00:44:38,419 No, man, I'm the firstborn. 809 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,838 I'm a rebel, a trailblazer. 810 00:44:40,839 --> 00:44:43,383 I defy easy classification. 811 00:44:46,595 --> 00:44:49,264 Nah, Abby was justice. 812 00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:55,437 Remember how she used to go on about what was fair? 813 00:44:57,230 --> 00:45:00,441 Some socialist version of equality. 814 00:45:02,944 --> 00:45:06,490 And Dad would get so mad. 815 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:09,201 Remember those long lectures he would give her? 816 00:45:10,827 --> 00:45:15,456 All that Old Testament... 817 00:45:15,457 --> 00:45:17,459 Republican law and order bullshit. 818 00:45:36,311 --> 00:45:37,854 I'll be down in a minute. 819 00:46:05,841 --> 00:46:07,217 Uncle Jack? 820 00:46:14,349 --> 00:46:15,684 Hello, Talcott. 821 00:46:18,353 --> 00:46:20,147 I'm sorry for your loss. 822 00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:23,775 Your father was a formidable man... 823 00:46:25,068 --> 00:46:26,361 and a good friend. 824 00:46:29,364 --> 00:46:30,865 What are you doing here? 825 00:46:30,866 --> 00:46:33,535 I came to pay my respects. 826 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,413 And talk to you, of course. 827 00:46:38,248 --> 00:46:40,207 You could have called. 828 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:42,668 There could be others listening. 829 00:46:42,669 --> 00:46:44,129 Best to speak in person. 830 00:46:45,797 --> 00:46:47,214 I've been keeping tabs on your wife 831 00:46:47,215 --> 00:46:48,884 and her potential nomination. 832 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:52,678 Why? 833 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:54,472 Curiosity, I suppose. 834 00:46:56,266 --> 00:46:58,559 It's really the president's call. 835 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,187 We wouldn't want any interference. 836 00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:03,480 Of course not. 837 00:47:03,481 --> 00:47:06,234 This country is best when it's a meritocracy. 838 00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:11,114 And it's so often anything but that. 839 00:47:12,908 --> 00:47:14,325 If it were, your father would've died 840 00:47:14,326 --> 00:47:16,036 a Supreme Court justice. 841 00:47:26,671 --> 00:47:29,382 I must ask you something, Talcott. 842 00:47:30,383 --> 00:47:33,344 Something others will ask as well. 843 00:47:33,345 --> 00:47:35,596 And when they ask, you must be careful. 844 00:47:35,597 --> 00:47:37,640 Some of them are good, some bad, 845 00:47:37,641 --> 00:47:40,809 but none will be who they say they are, 846 00:47:40,810 --> 00:47:43,229 and not all of them mean you well. 847 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:44,231 You understand? 848 00:47:45,523 --> 00:47:47,775 Not really. 849 00:47:47,776 --> 00:47:49,527 What did you want to ask me? 850 00:47:52,781 --> 00:47:54,449 I must know about the arrangements. 851 00:47:56,451 --> 00:47:58,619 Mariah mentioned that, 852 00:47:58,620 --> 00:48:00,788 but I don't know about any arrangements. 853 00:48:00,789 --> 00:48:02,290 Yes, you do. 854 00:48:04,251 --> 00:48:05,960 The arrangements your father made 855 00:48:05,961 --> 00:48:08,128 in the event of his untimely demise. 856 00:48:08,129 --> 00:48:11,257 If I knew, I'd tell you, but I don't. 857 00:48:11,258 --> 00:48:13,426 I traveled all the way here. 858 00:48:15,428 --> 00:48:17,513 Please don't make it a waste, Talcott. 859 00:48:17,514 --> 00:48:19,390 I don't know how many times I can say it... 860 00:48:19,391 --> 00:48:21,684 - This is not a time to play. - I'm not playing. 861 00:48:21,685 --> 00:48:23,060 - I really don't know. - Just tell me about 862 00:48:23,061 --> 00:48:24,186 the goddamned arrangements. 863 00:48:24,187 --> 00:48:25,813 Right now. 864 00:48:25,814 --> 00:48:27,941 Yo, Tal, you good? 865 00:48:32,821 --> 00:48:35,240 Yeah, I'm good. 866 00:48:39,327 --> 00:48:42,371 I'm good, right? 867 00:48:42,372 --> 00:48:43,957 Fine, Talcott. 868 00:48:45,917 --> 00:48:47,585 You do what you think's best. 869 00:48:49,254 --> 00:48:51,171 But when you're ready to discuss the arrangements, 870 00:48:51,172 --> 00:48:53,800 come to me first, no one else. 871 00:48:55,302 --> 00:48:57,428 I would not want to see you harmed, 872 00:48:57,429 --> 00:48:59,139 you or your family. 873 00:49:00,515 --> 00:49:02,350 Are you... 874 00:49:05,562 --> 00:49:06,603 Is that a threat? 875 00:49:10,066 --> 00:49:11,318 Of course not. 876 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 62576

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