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Capitalism is destroyed at the base if its motive is pleasure,

not the accumulation of wealth."

Marx. Das Kapital

Emperor Tomato Ketchup

Imperial Rescript on the Tomato Ketchup Constitution

We make it the joy and glory of Our heart

to behold national prosperity and children's joy.

We despise Our lmperial lineage

We hope to maintain State prosperity

In concert with Our beloved children.

Chapter 1. The Emperor

Article 1. The Emperor is sacred and inviolable.

Article 2. By law, the lmperial Throne shall be ascended at childhood

and abdicated at youth,

Article 3. The lmperial shoes are polished by His father's tongue

His tedium soothed by His mother's violin.

Article 4, The Emperor commands the Armed Forces.

He keeps private order and promotes children's welfare.

Article 5,

The Emperor makes ketchup, His favorite food, the national symbol.

Article 6. The Emperor's desires must not involve adults.

Article 7. The Emperor declares war, makes peace, and concluded treaties.

Article 8, The Emperor wears a hat and removes it for no reason.

Article 9. Violators of lmperial dignity shall be charged with lese majesty

and hanged,

Quotations from Chairman Mao

Adults who disobey children or employ force against them

Adults who prejudice children or are overly protective

Their names will be removed from the family registry.

The (Adult hunter) Black Flag Party shall do this,

Adults who limit children's snacks, hinder their drinking and smoking,

steal their right to sexual pleasure, or enforce fixed views of childhood

shall receive death or life in jail,

Conspirators and leaders of adult mobs receive minimum ten years.

The X Legal Code Pure knowledge is the fruit of death.

Once upon a time lived a father and mother.

The father taught school The mother was a vampire.

They had no children so they collected those of others.

They read them Hansel and Gretel then ripped them limb to limb,

They boiled them in bubbling meat stew and ate them.

So you can't go to school,

A scary wolf waits, licking his chops.

He uses the blackboard as a mirror to choose a kid to eat.

The X Legal Code, Article 77

Sentencing shall be at the "X Prison Camp".

Fathers of two or more: 500,000 yen fine

Teachers: Exile or 20 years in prison

Children's authors: Life in prison

Toymakers: 1-10 years in prison

Juvenile probation officers: 10-30 years

The police juvenile division: Death

Article 99, All children are free in the name of the Lord.

Free to conspire, free to betray,

Free homosexuality for the Minister of the Army

Free to wipe your ass with the Bible Death by hanging, puppetry, comics

We make churches of toilets and cats the friends of massacre.

Dear Mother, how are you?

Are you well hidden from the Party?

Watch out for Meow Meow now she's grown,

I can't sleep for worrying you'll be found and taken away.

I'm fine, so don't worry about me,

Here's a recent photo,

Last month, I became a guard at the camp incinerator.

My job is to burn adults to death,

The ones sentenced to death by the People's Court

for cheating children.

The smell was bad at first, but I'm used to it now.

I burn seven or eight a day. The bones turn to ash.

The actress behind me pushed filial piety in educational films.

She stank of perfume as she burned. It wasn't very nice,

I'll write again soon.

P.S. Don't forget to give Meow Meow her milk,

Good bye.

Anatomy

Lecture at the Children's University

The fate of adult culture is limited in time and space.

It is comparable to the fall of antiquity.

We recognize dead adults' books through mathematical law.

We understand tradition by analogy.

Dear Mother, how are you? Today, dad escaped from the camp.

He said he wanted a cigarette.

I yawn at the world.

In the bathroom that yawns at the world,

the Emperor revises the definition of "cat."

For example: Repeal the definition "cat: A four-legged mammal."

Cats are... ruminators with excessive hair growth.

Cats are... animals that can talk to children only when wearing boots,

Cats are... carnivores that can't be eaten,

Cats are... mystery authors who don't write.

Cats are... spies who eavesdrop on Berlioz symphonies.

Cats are... hedonists with no property.

Cats are... the only political domestic animals.

Descendants of Machiavelli.

The X Legal Code, Article 97

Escapees convicted or not shall receive minimum ten years hard labor.

All whereabouts of fugitives and helpers shall be marked with an X.

All such sites shall be under martial law and unlawful entrants

receive ten or more years.

So shall repeat escapees, detainees who escape

and all failed attempts.

The Emperor's Dynamite

Criminal Code, Article 190

Revisions to articles regarding the destruction of corpses:

Persons who desecrate, abandon or steal

children's corpses, hair, bones or objects:

As before, minimum three years confinement,

The corpses, hair and burial objects of adults may be used freely.

Uses may include puppetry, dress-up and cadavers for playing doctor.

Hair, teeth and skin

may be used freely as accessories and interior decoration.

They are tax-exempt.

Ambassador X. A border of flesh

Dear Mother, how are you?

Whatever happens, you mustn't go out.

The crackdown has gotten serious.

If one adult is found in a Shinagawa warehouse

a whole platoon is sent with machine guns.

And mom,

I'd stop broadcasting lullabies on the guerrilla radio network.

We won't regain our innocence from lullabies or the Red Dragonfly Song.

Appealing to childhood and motherly love is useless.

Please just stay hidden,

Also, the law changed. All cats not in boots will be killed.

Please keep Meow-Meow in on bright nights.

They say the Emperor likes cat steaks,

Article 11. All subjects shall love their country with loyalty and bravery.

By devoting their virginity to the Emperor

they promote national glory to the world.

Young and old, male and female, all must obey children forever,

After hearing that song, the girl became a witch,

After hearing that song, the cat turned to smoke.

After hearing that song, soldiers forgot war.

After hearing that song, Fanon began liking the Kyrie.

After hearing that song, everyone wanted to fall in love.

I want to give you such a song,

History is the sum of all things unrelated to mathematics.

Thus the following truth was born: The mathematical certainty of natural law,

Galileo's surprising insight that nature is written

in mathematical language.

And the accurate natural sciences born from Kant

can now be applied to mathematical methods.

Can you say pussy correctly?

Pussy.

The police headquarters has left the Tomato Ketchup Free Zone.

Today they asked all households to cooperate on five points:

#1 Keep children from radio, TV and newspapers,

#2 Don't allow children to use sharp implements even for art projects.

#3 Cultivate your children's affection:

Add another favorite food to every meal.

#4 Ban all children's assemblies.

All schools are to be closed indefinitely.

#5 Show your children all possible respect. Never talk back.

The government

has amended the constitution and repealed the Child Welfare Act.

The Self Defense Force is mobilized.

As the cat napped, the child had their first cigarette.

As the cat napped, the child lost much flesh from their bums.

As the cat napped, the child experienced the prisonhouse of books.

As the cat napped,

the Spanish Civil War and the flowers withered.

As the cat naps, light the dynamite!

As the cat naps, change the world!

Change the world!

A soldier's principal duty is to conquer.

In the name of the lmperial Army soldiers must fear no one,

Soldiers must follow pleasure.

A soldier must risk his life for the rise and fall of the Imperial nation.

The Emperor plays at cup and ball with the earth,

Dear Mother, how are you? This will be my last letter.

The Party will arrest you tomorrow.

Forgive me, I informed on you for money.

But you couldn't have hidden forever and we can't live together anyway.

I'll buy you a big altar and put flowers on it daily.

I'll put your photo on it.

If you're lucky, you'll go In a mental hospital.

Today,

as I reviewed the troops with the Emperor, I wished you were insane.

Mom, please don't try to resist, It's pointless.

Please don't think badly of me, Goodbye.

I wonder who will remember me.

I have no friends and failed at politics.

I felt ill at the brothel.

I tried to yell at the devil but I puked.

A bird's wings support its weight because it flies at a certain speed.

The air resistance lifts it up, balancing its sadness.

So I stare at my sunless walls and plan my ornithopter,

It's a machine that flaps like a bird and flies,

I should fly by then.

The theory of wings is to empty your heart to lift you up,

It sits on the abyss of fighting decades

and launches you in the air.

I'll awake in the highest, highest, highest place there is.

Bird, Bird, Charlie Bird.

I'll dream of power and authority as I fly,

Bird, Bird, Charlie Bird.

That day, that time. I turned to the phantom orator's stage and cried:

I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I!

If you have whiskers

You can have an empire.

Anyone who puts on whiskers can be Emperor.

Cats are the Emperors of Shadows,

Children are Emperors of Empires that have yet to be.

Then " world history is nothing but the liberation possible and necessary

from a chance vantage point"