All language subtitles for Emperor Tomato Ketchu

Capitalism is destroyed
at the base if its motive is pleasure,

not the accumulation of wealth."

Marx. Das Kapital

Emperor Tomato Ketchup

Imperial Rescript on the
Tomato Ketchup Constitution

We make it the joy
and glory of Our heart

to behold national prosperity
and children's joy.

We despise Our lmperial lineage

We hope to maintain State prosperity

In concert with Our beloved children.

Chapter 1. The Emperor

Article 1. The Emperor is
sacred and inviolable.

Article 2. By law, the lmperial Throne
shall be ascended at childhood

and abdicated at youth,

Article 3. The lmperial shoes are
polished by His father's tongue

His tedium soothed
by His mother's violin.

Article 4, The Emperor
commands the Armed Forces.

He keeps private order and
promotes children's welfare.

Article 5,

The Emperor makes ketchup, His
favorite food, the national symbol.

Article 6. The Emperor's desires
must not involve adults.

Article 7. The Emperor declares war,
makes peace, and concluded treaties.

Article 8, The Emperor wears a hat
and removes it for no reason.

Article 9. Violators of lmperial dignity
shall be charged with lese majesty

and hanged,

Quotations from Chairman Mao

Adults who disobey children
or employ force against them

Adults who prejudice
children or are overly protective

Their names will be removed
from the family registry.

The (Adult hunter) Black
Flag Party shall do this,

Adults who limit children's snacks,
hinder their drinking and smoking,

steal their right to sexual pleasure,
or enforce fixed views of childhood

shall receive death or life in jail,

Conspirators and leaders of adult
mobs receive minimum ten years.

The X Legal Code
Pure knowledge is the fruit of death.

Once upon a time
lived a father and mother.

The father taught school
The mother was a vampire.

They had no children so they
collected those of others.

They read them Hansel and Gretel
then ripped them limb to limb,

They boiled them in bubbling
meat stew and ate them.

So you can't go to school,

A scary wolf waits, licking his chops.

He uses the blackboard as
a mirror to choose a kid to eat.

The X Legal Code, Article 77

Sentencing shall be
at the "X Prison Camp".

Fathers of two or more:
500,000 yen fine

Teachers: Exile or 20 years in prison

Children's authors: Life in prison

Toymakers: 1-10 years in prison

Juvenile probation officers:
10-30 years

The police juvenile division: Death

Article 99, All children are free
in the name of the Lord.

Free to conspire, free to betray,

Free homosexuality
for the Minister of the Army

Free to wipe your ass with the Bible
Death by hanging, puppetry, comics

We make churches of toilets
and cats the friends of massacre.

Dear Mother, how are you?

Are you well hidden from the Party?

Watch out for Meow Meow
now she's grown,

I can't sleep for worrying
you'll be found and taken away.

I'm fine, so don't worry about me,

Here's a recent photo,

Last month, I became a guard
at the camp incinerator.

My job is to burn adults to death,

The ones sentenced to death
by the People's Court

for cheating children.

The smell was bad at first,
but I'm used to it now.

I burn seven or eight a day.
The bones turn to ash.

The actress behind me pushed
filial piety in educational films.

She stank of perfume as she burned.
It wasn't very nice,

I'll write again soon.

P.S. Don't forget to give
Meow Meow her milk,

Good bye.

Anatomy

Lecture at the Children's University

The fate of adult culture is
limited in time and space.

It is comparable
to the fall of antiquity.

We recognize dead adults'
books through mathematical law.

We understand tradition by analogy.

Dear Mother, how are you?
Today, dad escaped from the camp.

He said he wanted a cigarette.

I yawn at the world.

In the bathroom
that yawns at the world,

the Emperor revises
the definition of "cat."

For example: Repeal the definition
"cat: A four-legged mammal."

Cats are... ruminators
with excessive hair growth.

Cats are... animals that can talk to
children only when wearing boots,

Cats are... carnivores
that can't be eaten,

Cats are... mystery authors
who don't write.

Cats are... spies who eavesdrop
on Berlioz symphonies.

Cats are...
hedonists with no property.

Cats are... the only
political domestic animals.

Descendants of Machiavelli.

The X Legal Code, Article 97

Escapees convicted or not shall
receive minimum ten years hard labor.

All whereabouts of fugitives and
helpers shall be marked with an X.

All such sites shall be under
martial law and unlawful entrants

receive ten or more years.

So shall repeat escapees,
detainees who escape

and all failed attempts.

The Emperor's Dynamite

Criminal Code, Article 190

Revisions to articles regarding
the destruction of corpses:

Persons who desecrate,
abandon or steal

children's corpses, hair,
bones or objects:

As before, minimum
three years confinement,

The corpses, hair and burial objects
of adults may be used freely.

Uses may include puppetry, dress-up
and cadavers for playing doctor.

Hair, teeth and skin

may be used freely as accessories
and interior decoration.

They are tax-exempt.

Ambassador X. A border of flesh

Dear Mother, how are you?

Whatever happens,
you mustn't go out.

The crackdown has gotten serious.

If one adult is found
in a Shinagawa warehouse

a whole platoon is sent
with machine guns.

And mom,

I'd stop broadcasting lullabies
on the guerrilla radio network.

We won't regain our innocence from
lullabies or the Red Dragonfly Song.

Appealing to childhood and
motherly love is useless.

Please just stay hidden,

Also, the law changed.
All cats not in boots will be killed.

Please keep Meow-Meow
in on bright nights.

They say
the Emperor likes cat steaks,

Article 11. All subjects shall love
their country with loyalty and bravery.

By devoting their virginity
to the Emperor

they promote national glory
to the world.

Young and old, male and female,
all must obey children forever,

After hearing that song,
the girl became a witch,

After hearing that song,
the cat turned to smoke.

After hearing that song,
soldiers forgot war.

After hearing that song,
Fanon began liking the Kyrie.

After hearing that song,
everyone wanted to fall in love.

I want to give you such a song,

History is the sum of all things
unrelated to mathematics.

Thus the following truth was born: The
mathematical certainty of natural law,

Galileo's surprising insight
that nature is written

in mathematical language.

And the accurate natural
sciences born from Kant

can now be applied to
mathematical methods.

Can you say pussy correctly?

Pussy.

The police headquarters has left
the Tomato Ketchup Free Zone.

Today they asked all households
to cooperate on five points:

#1 Keep children from radio,
TV and newspapers,

#2 Don't allow children to use sharp
implements even for art projects.

#3 Cultivate your
children's affection:

Add another favorite food
to every meal.

#4 Ban all children's assemblies.

All schools are to be
closed indefinitely.

#5 Show your children all possible
respect. Never talk back.

The government

has amended the constitution
and repealed the Child Welfare Act.

The Self Defense Force is mobilized.

As the cat napped, the child
had their first cigarette.

As the cat napped, the child
lost much flesh from their bums.

As the cat napped, the child
experienced the prisonhouse of books.

As the cat napped,

the Spanish Civil War
and the flowers withered.

As the cat naps, light the dynamite!

As the cat naps, change the world!

Change the world!

A soldier's principal duty
is to conquer.

In the name of the lmperial Army
soldiers must fear no one,

Soldiers must follow pleasure.

A soldier must risk his life for the
rise and fall of the Imperial nation.

The Emperor plays at cup
and ball with the earth,

Dear Mother, how are you?
This will be my last letter.

The Party will arrest you tomorrow.

Forgive me,
I informed on you for money.

But you couldn't have hidden forever
and we can't live together anyway.

I'll buy you a big altar
and put flowers on it daily.

I'll put your photo on it.

If you're lucky, you'll go
In a mental hospital.

Today,

as I reviewed the troops with the
Emperor, I wished you were insane.

Mom, please don't try to resist,
It's pointless.

Please don't think badly of me,
Goodbye.

I wonder who will remember me.

I have no friends
and failed at politics.

I felt ill at the brothel.

I tried to yell at the devil
but I puked.

A bird's wings support its weight
because it flies at a certain speed.

The air resistance lifts it up,
balancing its sadness.

So I stare at my sunless walls
and plan my ornithopter,

It's a machine that flaps
like a bird and flies,

I should fly by then.

The theory of wings is to
empty your heart to lift you up,

It sits on the abyss of
fighting decades

and launches you in the air.

I'll awake in the highest,
highest, highest place there is.

Bird, Bird, Charlie Bird.

I'll dream of power
and authority as I fly,

Bird, Bird, Charlie Bird.

That day, that time. I turned to the
phantom orator's stage and cried:

I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I!

If you have whiskers

You can have an empire.

Anyone who puts on whiskers
can be Emperor.

Cats are the Emperors of Shadows,

Children are Emperors of
Empires that have yet to be.

Then " world history is nothing but
the liberation possible and necessary

from a chance vantage point"