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- Anyway, you can hold my breast.

- Nah, can't do that.

- Why not?

- Girlfriend.

- Holding my turkey breast has literally nothing to do

with a girlfriend.

- I did not (beep) see that.

- Welcome back to my channel.

My name is Dani Jackal,

and today I'm at the University of Arizona,

my stomping grounds,

and I'm gonna be asking guys,

wanna hold my breasts?

My turkey breasts, of course, you sickos.

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- Yo, what's up?

- That color looks so good on you.

- Oh, thank you.

- You're pretty cute.

- Thanks.

- Anyway, you wanna hold my breast?

- Right now?

- Yeah.

Like my turkey breast?

- Oh my, yo, what is this question?

- While I'm grabbing something from my bag.

What do you mean?

- Yeah, sure.

I'm like, yo, this is a crazy question.

- I just don't know why it took you so long

to say yes or no.

Like, I just needed to grab my lipstick.

- Yeah, sorry, it just totally caught me off guard.

- Why, do you wanna buy it?

- You know what, I'm okay.

I already had something to eat.

I just came out the door.

- Oh, I thought maybe you wanted a piece or something,

'cause you were being all weird.

- I was just so caught off guard by it.

I was like, I don't know,

just not a normal question to get asked, I guess.

- You're pretty cute.

Up to you, one or both,

but can one of you hold my breast?

- What?

Just my turkey breast while I grab something from my bag?

Please, thank you.

Yeah, if you want a piece, you can crack it open.

Girl to girl, can one of you hold my breast?

- Like hold your (beep)

- No, like my turkey breast?

I just gotta grab something from my bag.

- What, yeah.

- Okay, thanks.

Wait, why am I, what?

My (beep)

- Yeah, like your breast.

- Oh, that's kinda,

mine's in the gutter, miss girl.

- I'm living in the gutter, bestie, actually, thank you.

- Okay, any way you wanna hold my breast?

- Bro, no, what?

- My turkey breast, just while I get some--

- No.

- Wait, I have to get something from my bag.

That's kinda rude.

Any way you can hold my breast?

- Nah, can't do that.

- Why not?

- Girlfriend.

- Holding my turkey breast

has literally nothing to do with the girlfriend.

- I did not (beep) see that.

- Yeah, wait, what do you, what were you?

- I don't know what I was thinking.

- Okay, yeah, I don't know if your girlfriend

wants some of that, like.

- Do you just walk around with turkey breasts?

- No, I got it for lunch

and I have to grab something from my bag.

Do you think like, you'd be able to hold my breast?

Yeah, like, could you hold my breast?

Like right now?

Like my turkey breast,

just while I grab something from my bag?

'Cause I was talking to her.

So I--

- I gotta go to class, I'm late.

- Girl! - Okay.

Okay, see you guys.

Where you going?

Not back to my dorm with me?

You're sillier.

- Oh, thanks.

- Quick question for you.

Do you wanna hold my breast?

- Not right now.

- Just my turkey breast

while I grab something from my bag.

- Oh, sick!

- Yeah, you can eat some too.

- No, thanks.

- Okay, any way one of you can hold my breast?

Why not?

Why not?

It's just turkey breast.

I don't get it.

I just gotta grab something from my bag?

(phone buzzing)

Do you wanna hold my breast?

Like, come on.

- What?

I have a girlfriend, I'm sorry.

- Literally has nothing to do with a girlfriend.

I just need someone to hold my turkey

while I grab something from my bag.

- You sure?

- Yeah, I don't know what,

why would you, like, why would a girlfriend even?

I'm confused.

Did you think my actual,

you thought my--

That's a little creepy.

- I'm sorry.

- It's okay, it's fine.

- I'm sorry, my mom goes to places.

- You're super hot, I just wanted to see

if you could hold my breast.

- No.

- Why not?

- Why not?

I don't know.

Got something to eat?

- Yeah, you know what?

Duh, I should've seen the chicken,

'cause I have turkey breast.

You don't need to hold it anyways

if you're already holding chicken.

- Yeah, yeah.

All right, see ya.

- Yeah, see ya.

I just, I love a guy that looks cozy af, you know?

- Thank you.

- Makes me just wanna crawl right in there.

- What?

- No, I don't know, it was a joke,

but it just didn't land.

Can I get your number?

- Sure.

- Okay, cool.

Do you, like, wanna hold my breast?

- I'm so confused.

- Just my turkey breast while I grab something

really quickly?

- Yeah.

- So, you said no, but now you're saying yeah,

and I'm just gonna make signals.

But you still, like, you want my number, right?

Like, we're down, like, we're gonna hang out.

Are you okay?

- Yeah.

- Do you want some?

- Not really, no.

- Can I feed you?

- No.

- Say ah.

- What is going on right now?

- I'm gonna feed you.

- Why am I being fed turkey breast?

- Because I wanna feed you, baby boy.

- I'm not being fed turkey breast.

- Why?

- 'Cause that's weird.

- Just eat it.

- I'm not eating the turkey breast.

- Can I throw it on you?

- Ew, no.

- That was kind of aggressive.

- That was aggressive.

- Do you like aggressive girls?

- Sure, but not like turkey, no.

- Huh?

- Not throwing turkey on me, that's weird.

Can I throw turkey on you?

- Yeah.

- Okay, that's weird.

- You look like Mario in all that red.

- Mario?

- Yeah, like Mario Kart.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, could I be your peach to your Mario?

- Peach to my Mario?

- Yeah, get it?

I'm in pink, Danny.

- Danny?

- Yeah, what's your name?

- Jayden.

- Nice to meet you.

Do you wanna hold my breast?

- Hold your breast is crazy.

- Like my turkey breast really quick

while I grab something out of my bag?

- Oh, word, yeah, I got it.

- Yeah, why you being weird?

- I mean, that was just, it was different.

- Quick question for you, any way you can hold my breast?

Like my turkey?

Has anyone told you you're ever just like super hot?

Well, I'll be the first.

You're hot ass.

Can I get your digies?

Cool.

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Wanna hold my breast?

- Hold your breast?

What do you mean?

Just hold your breast in public?

- I mean, I don't know what's so bad

about holding turkey breast in public.

What?

- I mean, I've kind of seen that on TikTok

and some of the ads.

- No, you haven't though,

because this hasn't been done before until right now.

This is a new idea.

This is for Thanksgiving.

- Oh, yeah.

- Say happy Thanksgiving.

- Oh, happy Thanksgiving.

- But you didn't see the camera, did you?

See, suck it everyone.

They always think, oh, this is staged.

- It's not staged.

- I mean, they'll never believe me though, you know?

Anyways, is it okay with you if you're in the video?

- So funny.

I was like, oh my God.

- Yeah, no, I'm (beep) around.

Is it cool?

Do you guys have weeze at the video?

- Yeah.

- I'm totally joking.

- No, I was gonna grab your (beep)

- Like I should have honestly let it happen.

- No, I was like, (beep) okay.

- I was like, oh my God, no (beep)

- Yeah, you had a great reaction.

- I was so uncomfortable, I was like, um.

- That was awesome.

Is it okay with you if you're in the video?

- Yeah, that's cool.

- You had a great reaction.

That was it cool with you,

who's on the video. - Yeah, yeah.

- Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

I hope you enjoyed it.

And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,

comment below, subscribe,

and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.

And don't forget to head over to your local Walmart today

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because it's time to smell like a better man.

Happy Thanksgiving.

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