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- Anyway, you can hold my breast.
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- Nah, can't do that.
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- Why not?
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- Girlfriend.
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- Holding my turkey breast has literally nothing to do
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with a girlfriend.
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- I did not (beep) see that.
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- Welcome back to my channel.
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My name is Dani Jackal,
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and today I'm at the University of Arizona,
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my stomping grounds,
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and I'm gonna be asking guys,
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wanna hold my breasts?
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My turkey breasts, of course, you sickos.
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This episode is presented to you by Wood Grooming,
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so head over to your local Walmart today
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to buy yourself some of Wood's body and hair assortment,
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or buy now at getwood.com,
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because it's time to spell like a better man.
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- Yo, what's up?
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- That color looks so good on you.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- You're pretty cute.
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- Thanks.
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- Anyway, you wanna hold my breast?
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- Right now?
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- Yeah.
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Like my turkey breast?
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- Oh my, yo, what is this question?
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- While I'm grabbing something from my bag.
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What do you mean?
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- Yeah, sure.
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I'm like, yo, this is a crazy question.
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- I just don't know why it took you so long
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to say yes or no.
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Like, I just needed to grab my lipstick.
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- Yeah, sorry, it just totally caught me off guard.
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- Why, do you wanna buy it?
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- You know what, I'm okay.
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I already had something to eat.
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I just came out the door.
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- Oh, I thought maybe you wanted a piece or something,
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'cause you were being all weird.
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- I was just so caught off guard by it.
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I was like, I don't know,
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just not a normal question to get asked, I guess.
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- You're pretty cute.
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Up to you, one or both,
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but can one of you hold my breast?
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- What?
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Just my turkey breast while I grab something from my bag?
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Please, thank you.
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Yeah, if you want a piece, you can crack it open.
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Girl to girl, can one of you hold my breast?
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- Like hold your (beep)
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- No, like my turkey breast?
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I just gotta grab something from my bag.
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- What, yeah.
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- Okay, thanks.
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Wait, why am I, what?
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My (beep)
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- Yeah, like your breast.
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- Oh, that's kinda,
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mine's in the gutter, miss girl.
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- I'm living in the gutter, bestie, actually, thank you.
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- Okay, any way you wanna hold my breast?
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- Bro, no, what?
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- My turkey breast, just while I get some--
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- No.
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- Wait, I have to get something from my bag.
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That's kinda rude.
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Any way you can hold my breast?
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- Nah, can't do that.
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- Why not?
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- Girlfriend.
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- Holding my turkey breast
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has literally nothing to do with the girlfriend.
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- I did not (beep) see that.
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- Yeah, wait, what do you, what were you?
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- I don't know what I was thinking.
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- Okay, yeah, I don't know if your girlfriend
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wants some of that, like.
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- Do you just walk around with turkey breasts?
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- No, I got it for lunch
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and I have to grab something from my bag.
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Do you think like, you'd be able to hold my breast?
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Yeah, like, could you hold my breast?
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Like right now?
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Like my turkey breast,
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just while I grab something from my bag?
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'Cause I was talking to her.
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So I--
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- I gotta go to class, I'm late.
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- Girl! - Okay.
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Okay, see you guys.
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Where you going?
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Not back to my dorm with me?
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You're sillier.
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- Oh, thanks.
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- Quick question for you.
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Do you wanna hold my breast?
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- Not right now.
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- Just my turkey breast
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while I grab something from my bag.
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- Oh, sick!
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- Yeah, you can eat some too.
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- No, thanks.
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- Okay, any way one of you can hold my breast?
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Why not?
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Why not?
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It's just turkey breast.
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I don't get it.
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I just gotta grab something from my bag?
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(phone buzzing)
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Do you wanna hold my breast?
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Like, come on.
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- What?
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I have a girlfriend, I'm sorry.
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- Literally has nothing to do with a girlfriend.
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I just need someone to hold my turkey
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while I grab something from my bag.
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- You sure?
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- Yeah, I don't know what,
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why would you, like, why would a girlfriend even?
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I'm confused.
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Did you think my actual,
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you thought my--
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That's a little creepy.
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- I'm sorry.
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- It's okay, it's fine.
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- I'm sorry, my mom goes to places.
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- You're super hot, I just wanted to see
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if you could hold my breast.
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- No.
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- Why not?
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- Why not?
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I don't know.
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Got something to eat?
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- Yeah, you know what?
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Duh, I should've seen the chicken,
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'cause I have turkey breast.
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You don't need to hold it anyways
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if you're already holding chicken.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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All right, see ya.
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- Yeah, see ya.
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I just, I love a guy that looks cozy af, you know?
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- Thank you.
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- Makes me just wanna crawl right in there.
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- What?
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- No, I don't know, it was a joke,
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but it just didn't land.
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Can I get your number?
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- Sure.
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- Okay, cool.
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Do you, like, wanna hold my breast?
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- I'm so confused.
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- Just my turkey breast while I grab something
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really quickly?
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- Yeah.
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- So, you said no, but now you're saying yeah,
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and I'm just gonna make signals.
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But you still, like, you want my number, right?
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Like, we're down, like, we're gonna hang out.
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah.
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- Do you want some?
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- Not really, no.
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- Can I feed you?
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- No.
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- Say ah.
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- What is going on right now?
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- I'm gonna feed you.
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- Why am I being fed turkey breast?
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- Because I wanna feed you, baby boy.
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- I'm not being fed turkey breast.
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- Why?
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- 'Cause that's weird.
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- Just eat it.
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- I'm not eating the turkey breast.
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- Can I throw it on you?
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- Ew, no.
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- That was kind of aggressive.
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- That was aggressive.
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- Do you like aggressive girls?
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- Sure, but not like turkey, no.
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- Huh?
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- Not throwing turkey on me, that's weird.
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Can I throw turkey on you?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, that's weird.
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- You look like Mario in all that red.
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- Mario?
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- Yeah, like Mario Kart.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, could I be your peach to your Mario?
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- Peach to my Mario?
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- Yeah, get it?
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I'm in pink, Danny.
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- Danny?
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- Yeah, what's your name?
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- Jayden.
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- Nice to meet you.
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Do you wanna hold my breast?
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- Hold your breast is crazy.
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- Like my turkey breast really quick
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while I grab something out of my bag?
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- Oh, word, yeah, I got it.
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- Yeah, why you being weird?
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- I mean, that was just, it was different.
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- Quick question for you, any way you can hold my breast?
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Like my turkey?
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Has anyone told you you're ever just like super hot?
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Well, I'll be the first.
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You're hot ass.
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Can I get your digies?
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Cool.
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(upbeat music)
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Wanna hold my breast?
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- Hold your breast?
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What do you mean?
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Just hold your breast in public?
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- I mean, I don't know what's so bad
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about holding turkey breast in public.
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What?
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- I mean, I've kind of seen that on TikTok
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and some of the ads.
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- No, you haven't though,
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because this hasn't been done before until right now.
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This is a new idea.
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This is for Thanksgiving.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Say happy Thanksgiving.
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- Oh, happy Thanksgiving.
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- But you didn't see the camera, did you?
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See, suck it everyone.
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They always think, oh, this is staged.
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- It's not staged.
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- I mean, they'll never believe me though, you know?
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Anyways, is it okay with you if you're in the video?
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- So funny.
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I was like, oh my God.
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- Yeah, no, I'm (beep) around.
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Is it cool?
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Do you guys have weeze at the video?
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- Yeah.
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- I'm totally joking.
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- No, I was gonna grab your (beep)
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- Like I should have honestly let it happen.
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- No, I was like, (beep) okay.
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- I was like, oh my God, no (beep)
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- Yeah, you had a great reaction.
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- I was so uncomfortable, I was like, um.
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- That was awesome.
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Is it okay with you if you're in the video?
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- Yeah, that's cool.
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- You had a great reaction.
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That was it cool with you,
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who's on the video. - Yeah, yeah.
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- Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
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I hope you enjoyed it.
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And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
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comment below, subscribe,
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and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
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And don't forget to head over to your local Walmart today
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to buy yourself some of wood, grooming, body,
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and hair assortment, or buy now at getwood.com
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because it's time to smell like a better man.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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(air whooshing)
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