Original subtitles

Starring HAJI SUZUKI and ONN-CHAN

HIKARU OTSUBO, KYOKO HARA and RAKUMARO SANYUTEI

KOTA MORI and TOMIO WATANABE

KOJI KITA and RANKO (CONTINENTAL KIDS)

Your memory will never return. I'm certain of it.

Still... we must release you into the real world.

Good luck out there.

Hey... how much? How much... Huh?

Who are you? Are you hungry?

Come on.

You can live here with me.

It's Pinocchio. Then what is the number for?

Then I guess I'll call him... Pinocchio

Starting today... you're going to learn our language.

First say PINOCCHIO... Pi - no - cchi - o.

I'm not joking! I spent a lot of money!

So what are you going to do about this situation?

I've never seen such an impotent bastard before!

He doesn't know what an erection is!

I'm sorry Narishima isn't here. Sorry. Yes...

I can't make a comment on that. Yes... yes...

He'll call you back. Yes.

You're so excited, aren't you?

I will drive you insane tonight.

Stop that! Stop doing that!

I'm so sorry madam.

We try to do our best for the client.

But remember, you're dealing with living things.

You've lost my trust.

I will make it right again!

Save the speech! I want another one. One that is constantly erect!

I want this one!

A-ko, This one would be better for you.

Now we must discuss how we'll deal with your current 964.

Aah, That? Nothing but rubbish.

What did you do with him?

I was pissed off... I threw him out. Is there a problem?

You made a big mistake...

Do you understand that because 964 is out there somewhere...

We run the risk that everyone will know about this...

I will give you a new Pinocchio A-ko but if you do this again I will have to have you erased!

Such attitude!

You made the contract with him. What is a Pinocchio anyway?

Try to say it; Pi- no - cchi- o! Pi- no- cchi- o!

That's good! You said it! That's your name! Pinocchio!

964 is missing. - Oh no Look for him. - Yes!

Wait! We must keep it very secretive. Find him quickly -Yes!

Himiko.

Pinocchio! P-Pinocchio! - Himiko.

Not Pinocchio... Say Himiko. - Hi-mi-ko.

Himiko... Himiko.

What's wrong? Are you hungry? Here.

I know, you have to use the bathroom.

Himiko! Himiko!

Whjt... Dfvga... Hkyktnnnt...

Kackefergy... Jhfergenenisfer...!!!

Homenestay... uncafaerny... ana... hungh?

Huaghungawa... unawah... huh?

What the Hell, can you talk?

What's going on?

Who am I?

Where am I?

What's going on? Please tell me!

I don't know. I'd like to know myself.

What's going on?

Why am I here?

I don't know anything! What's wrong with me?

Please tell me what's going on!

Don't panic. Ok?

You couldn't talk until just a minute ago. You're improving.

You look like you're in a good mood.

My wife finally agreed to adopting a child. Great huh?

The climbing season starts tomorrow.

Pass me the paper. - Okay.

After we complete this map. People like us will have a better life.

Then... we won't need a memory to live in this town.

I'm getting something to drink. Wait for me.

Let me ask you a question...

We're looking for someone. He has just a patch of hair.

No, he's not totally bald, just a little patch in front.

He's about this tall and his name is Pinocchio.

Thanks to the silly asses of the world... I can make a fortune.

I am a Cupid for the people in the world.

I give old ladies with big tits a blow of sexual shock.

That's the only way to save them.

Pinocchio! What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?!

Let me see. Move your hands! Let me see it! Move your hands!

I'll help you. Come here.

Are you sure I'll be alright?

Don't worry. I'll take care of you.

What happened to you?

I don't know. It hurts really bad.

Pinocchio... it'll be alright. You'll be fine now...

...and forever.

Himiko! You're hurting me!

Ha! I tricked your silly ass!

You stupid asshole! Who will help you now? You'll be like this forever!

Excuse me? Excuse me?!

Excuse me?

You don't have time to mess with people.

Are you hungry?! Eat it. Eat it more! This is a great lunch for you! Eat every bit!

Eat it! Eat the noodles! Don't spit it out!

Eat the noodles! More noodles! Eat all of the noodles!

How's does that taste?!

If I melt these metal cuffs and put them in your mouth...

...you'll visit Hell!

Raw wheat... raw rice and raw eggs...

...make them rot away... by putting them in your mouth.

Where is 964? - Maybe he's...

No! This can't be happening! This is too weird!

Why can't we find him? He doesn't think and he shouldn't have a memory!

He's a freak! - Maybe he's dead. It would be very helpful.

Is the next Pinocchio ready for delivery?

Yes... but we don't have enough for this month's orders.

Shit! What are you saying?

Keep selling them no matter what! Idiots are everywhere!

Increase our production and sell them off!

How... How do we do it?

Figure it out for yourself. Just contact us when you find him.

Please wait! That's not fair! Wait! Please wait!

I don't know what to do?

There he is.

You're looking for Pinocchio, aren't you?

How do you know about the Pinocchio? - I know where he is.

How do you know anything about him?

You'll take all the credit.

Hurry up. You'll see.

Come on and hurry up.

While he's still alive.

Pinocchio is in here.

Now what?

Is he dead? - I don't know.

I... I...

Don't move. I'll contact my boss. Stay here.

A phone!

Hurry up and answer!

I found him! I found Pinocchio!

Hold on Shimada.

He found Pinocchio.

Where are you?

I see! Stay there! Don't try to do anything yourself.

Do you hear me?! Okay!

Where is Nagashima? - He had an emergency!

This is more important! Where is he? Plus there is a girl with Pinocchio! Kill her!

This is very toxic. The gas will kill a person immediately without any sign of foul play.

What will we do with the 964?

Bring him back here. He needs to be reprogrammed!

Yes sir, -Wait. Look at this. - You have ten bullets but one is enough.

Get a hold of Nagashima! I'm not carrying this heavy thing! You do it.

You're a goody two shoes.

How does he expect me to find Nagishima? Where the Hell is he?

But we...

I know we can't adopt. I don't have time to wait.

I have to do it myself. Otherwise... I can't wait forever.

That's right! My wife said we could adopt!

My wife will be happy with a daughter. I did it. I did it. I have a daughter now!

All right, we won't wait for that asshole any longer.

I'll show him! We can do it alone!

Hurry up!

I've been waiting forever.

What are you going to do? - Lets just do it.

We must kill her. That woman.

Why? Why do we have to kill her? Why?

Shut up!

What the?

Don't do it!

You asked for it!

Why? Why isn't he dead! - Kill him or we'll die! He's not human!

Die!

Die!

How!

Himik-ooooooo!

What's taking so long? He's our company's secret!

Is everything prepared for the operation? - Yes.

Bastards! Those three are useless!

I pay them good money... What fuck up's they are!

I'm stressed out and pissed off and I'm getting very mad!

They're eating up all of my money!

He's getting out! We must stop him!

We must kill him. - We should go back now.

Where did he go? - Let's get back to the company!

What do I do? - Come with me and hurry up!

Boss! Help us Boss! - What is it? - He got away!

What?! What the Hell were you assholes doing?

He recognized us. He saw me and knew who I was.

What? - It's not possible...

His memory came back? That's what you said?!

This can't be happening.

He's coming here.

Who are you?

You must kill him!

Get away from me!

Here he comes!

He's here. He came to ask you for help!

What are you going to do? - Shut up! He's just an idiot!

What will you do?

We must catch him!

Narishima!

Help me!

It's impossible! Fucking impossible!

Help me! Please... help... me!

The only way we can help you is by killing you!

Monsters must be destroyed! Don't bother us!

Be nice and die quickly!

Help me!

Do something! I hired you for this!

What do you expect me to do?!

What can I do? Why do you always ask me?!

You said you would help me!

Why do I have to die? I'm a genius... Why?

Die!

Explode!

Help me. Why don't you help me?

Tear your face off! Tear your own face off!

How does it feel?!

Oh... This feels so good.

Everything is so clear... I love being with you!