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- Oh, shut up!

- No!

- Can you believe I got kicked from film school for that?

The teacher and the students said I was a misogynist

because all the characters in my film they get killed their women.

I'm not a misogynist,

I just hate women!

And the best part is

I'm janitor at the same fucking school!

I'm a loser!

I'm 25 years old and I'm a virgin.

I'm an incel!

Women won't give me the time of day!

They won't even look me in the eyes!

They think I'm a monster.

Well, I am a monster because you made me this way.

You did!

You did!

This is all I have left.

To remind me of my mistakes

a testament to my failure.

I'll make them all pay.

I'll make them all pay.

- I'm Adam Carlson

And this is my manifesto.

I don't know what it is with girls,

They don't want anything to do with me.

I got a job,

I have a nice car,

I'm very beautiful and handsome,

I'm a supreme gentleman.

I am the supreme gentleman!

Yet women want nothing to do with me

and I don't get it

- Pleasure to meet you.

Ain't you gonna shake my hand?

Baby me

or toddler me?

Here's me and my mom.

First day of school.

Halloween.

This is when I went to the deer park.

Oh,

this is a picture of my brother, Eric.

He-he-

he died in high school, when I was in high school

of a drug overdose

maybe...

Maybe things would have been different.

If he was still alive maybe I wont' be such a...

Such a degenerate.

I don't have a problem being a janitor.

But I'm meant to be doing better things

with my life and my time.

I'm meant to make movies, films

Bread,

Pasta,

vegetables, fruit?

I can't eat this!

Mom!

Mom! Where are you?

- Oh. Hey, honey.

Hi, how was work?

- Terrible. I had to clean like 12 toilets.

When are you gonna go grocery shopping, mom?

I'm hungry.

- There's... plenty of food in the house, Adam.

You're a grown up you can cook something.

- I'm not a vegetarian, I can't any of that!

Ok... ok

uhm...

As soon as I'm done

mowing the lawn here I...

I'll cook you something

whatever.

- I wasn't the...

The most popular kid in school or anything, you know.

I got bullied a lot.

I wasn't invited to parties

All the girls used to laugh at me.

I hate them.

That should be my dick.

And my seed...

On her face.

If you cover their eyes

they can't steal your power.

They can't hurt you.

They'll never hurt me.

No.

But I'm gonna hurt them.

Hurt them in ways that they'll love.

I love tits.

I love pussy.

Look...

Hey, what's going on girls?

- Hi!

- Ah, I was wondering if you guys would wanna go out

like for a dance or something?

-Uhm, I'm good.

- Oh...

Okay.

Beautiful day at the beach.

I come down here now and then to look at the beautiful women.

But they don't come here to look at me.

Stupid fun holes.

Funny thing about women.

A woman measures her self-worth

on the amount of attention she receives from men.

When an ugly man doesn't give a woman attention she notices this.

And this... this puts her whole existence in to question.

She can't figure it out.

The modern woman,

doesn't wanna have kids.

Which is

antithetical to her very nature because

a woman's purpose is to have children.

But modern women

they just want to make schedules and steal your money.

- Why would you even want a girlfriend?

Look how small I am.

Look how big her pussy probably is with all

the dicks she probably get stuffed in there.

Fuck that shit man. Fuck it.

I'm perfect the way I am.

I will never be perfect.

Happy birthday to you

- I don't understand why you have to have this in our house.

This is a...

This is a hateful symbol of... of white supremacy and... and racism. Why?

Why do you have this in your room?

- I'm not a racist, mom.

I hate everyone equally.

I'm a rebel.

I hate the world!

- Great!

Okay, but that's not what this represents to other people.

When people look in your window or friends come,

you have friends that this would... his would...

Terrify them to see this in your room.

- I don't give a shit. Fuck them. Fuck the world.

- Adam, I don't want this flag hanging in our house.

- I'm not taking it down.

I'm not taking it down!

- Leave me alone.

Go away.

- This conversation is not over.

- Adam?

Oh, Adam, sweetie can you give me a hand?

- Is everything alright mom?

- Do you have to have that camera on all the time?

Don't film me looking like this.

- It's not even on.

It's not on.

- Uhm,

I'm all out of tissues.

Can you grab me another box from the storage?

- Sure thing.

Ahh.

I wish I was a kid again.

- I don't watch porn.

Don't watch porn,

don't masturbate.

All right?

Porn and masturbation

It's-it's a weapon used to make you docile.

You know, weak and feeble.

And

mentally retarded because

when you watch porn and masturbate

you shrink your prefrontal cortex.

- Reject cum.

- Day nine for me.

We got to fight the demons.

It's a journey. It's a battle.

It's a war.

I fucking hate my life.

Fuck me.

- Yeah, this dude is amazing

- What's going on guys?

- Big news. I'm getting married.

I was at the grocery stores checking out

and uh, something I don't usually do.

I said to the ca... to the cashier

I said,

"you wanna go out tonight?"

And she said... she said, "yes."

- Girls don't do that.

Girls don't give me the time of day.

Girls usually ignore me.

- She said yes!

You know, her name is... her name is Kylie.

She has big beautiful blue,

big beautiful sapphire blue eyes.

You know, fiery red hair.

- Oh my god!

- Soft supple skin.

I'm gonna take her to this Italian restaurant,

five minutes away from work.

You know they... they serve beautiful food there.

I'm so pumped, I'm so excited.

We are all going to make it boys.

You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have sex tonight, you know.

I'm might finally have sex.

And a...

- Uhm, you know I'm...

I'm a virgin, obviously,

because you... you know, .

The cat's out of the bag

but I'm...

I'm gonna do it boys.

I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I can't believe it.

So, remember to stay white peeled,

we're all gonna make it okay?

That bitch!

I paid for the meal!

I was a perfect gentleman

but she still did not have sex with me.

She won't even kiss me.

She didn't want anymore jokes.

I bet she's fucking someone else.

That whore.

That bitch.

I don't know what I could do.

Why don't women like me?

Why don't women do,

they won't do anything for me.

I hate women!

I hate them. They're cunts!

I hate cunts!

Cunts! Cunts!

I was a normal person once.

People used to care about me.

I used to have friends.

I used to have friends,

families to call me,

used to asked me how I was.

It was there.

Jimmy and Evan

they did this to me.

[Breathing heavily

Evan was supposed to DP my film,

he didn't show up.

And Jimmy,

Jimmy is a retard.

He's always on his phone.

Always-always-always got...

Head in the fucking clouds!

They did this to me. They ruined me.

I'm an artist. I'm a genius

I was supposed to be a famous film maker.

Not a loser janitor.

It was their fault.

It was their fault.

Their fault!

Their fault!

Their fault!

Their fault!

[Rustling sound

I'll turn 26

in one week.

If I don't get laid by then

I'm gonna kill myself.

But first I'm gonna make them pay.

- I told you to back off!

- Adam Carlson here.

Just at the park,

doing my bucket list.

Things I wanna do before I kill myself.

And ah,

the first thing that came to mind is to get laid

Number 2, I got

make amends.

I wanna right a couple wrongs.

Number 3,

I have a cliff jumping.

Number 4, I've always wanted to ride this roller coaster.

At number 5, I have a

get high.

Personally I think weed is a degenerate.

Number 6 is a sky diving.

Number 7, I have uhm, pet a giraffe.

I wanna see lambeau field

ahh...

And number 10, I have a, make one last movie.

You're watching it right now.

But one more thing,

let's not gonna mess this.

I'm gonna kill Jimmy and Evan.

This morning I'm gonna believe anything.

- Hello?

- Hey, Evan, what's going on? It's Adam.

Adam, man.

Wow! Its been a long time.

How you doing dude?

- Not so good man.

You think you could come to billings parks.

- Ahh.

No, dude, I'm at work right now.

- I got some bad news though bro.

I got cancer.

- What's up?

I got cancer..

- What? - Yeah, I got cancer.

- You got cancer? Oh my god, dude!

- Brain cancer.

Dude, it's been forever and

you just calling me on the phone and telling me this?

- Yeah, I know, its out of now where and

I know we haven't talked in a really long time.

But ah,

you know, I don't have many friends and I could really use one right now man.

I got two week left to live.

- Well, I mean,

my lunch break is coming up in half an hour I guess...

I guess, I could swing by billing's park.

Thanks, man. I really appreciate that if you did.

Thank you.

- Yeah, yeah, no, problem.

I guess, man, I'll see you then.

- All right. Thanks man. See you in a bit.

- Bye-bye.

- I-I want, I want you to DP my movie

I want you to film it.

That's all I'm asking.

- Dude, I have...

- I'm asking for two weeks that's it.

- I have work

I have a life. I cant just

go on a road trip with you for two weeks and abandon them and my job.

You're not gonna see me again Evan.

I'm gonna die. You realize that. I'm serious.

- Hold on.

- I have cancer dude.

- Okay. - Come on.

- You want to put this back on?

- Yeah, yes please.

- Look, man,

there's a couple of ground rules if you want me to do this, okay?

I just got off the phone with my wife.

I can make a little time for you.

I have some extra vacation left over work

but

you have to promise me you're not gonna freak out

and yell at me like,

just let me... is that a?

What kind of camera is that?

Is that an a73?

- Yeah.

- Oh, dude. I've always wanted to shoot with those.

At work we just, just shoot with these SD cams, like that boring news camera.

- Hey! This is Jimmy.

I'm probably out with a girl right now,

so leave a message and I'll get back to you.

See you later!

- Hey! This is Jimmy.

- Pick up the phone.

- Leave a message and I'll... See you later!

- Pick up your fucking phone!

I need a weapon to kill Evan and Jimmy with.

And I have raid my tools.

No

These are too big.

Now this...

This I like.

Yeah.

Yeah,

this should be about like a hundred two hundred bucks.

- Oh,

There's all crumb out.

Yeah, come in.

- Hey, good morning.

I ah, I brought some doughnuts!

We got chocolate,

sprinkles,

sugar filled,

sugar covered, and

this smells like a raspberry thing in it.

Here, have one.

- No, I'm good.

- Come on.

- No thanks man. I'm good. I need your help.

- What do you need?

- I need you to grab that TV and put it by the door.

I'm gonna go grab some more valuable things.

- What?

- I need to sell some stuff for this road trip dude.

- All right.

- I need money.

- If you need money, I can give you some.

- I don't need your money, I need your help. Can you grab the TV please?

- Sure.

- Yeah, this TV is not going to come down.

- Okay, never mind then.

Can you go grab the gaming console from the other room?

- Sure.

- Adam? Honey? What, what's going on?

What are you doing with my microwave?

- Oh, hi.

- Nothing mom.

- Mrs. Carlson, I'm Evan, Adam's friend from college.

How are you holding up? You know,

Adam's cancer diagnosis and I supposed you're just broken like I am.

- Cancer?

Adam, what is your friend talking about?

- Nothing. Evan, shut up! Can you go?

Here, take this. Go, go over there.

- Okay.

- Here.

- Adam?

Hello?

Answer me.

What... what is going on?

- I'm just, I'm just getting rid of a few things mom.

- Adam James Carlson.

Stop right now.

You cannot just

take my things out of this house.

What in the world is going on?

- Nothing, ma.

Like I said I'm just getting rid of a few things. It's not a big deal.

-It is a big deal.

I bought all of this stuff.

What are you...

What are you planning to do with my things?

Were you gonna talk to me before you steal them?

- I'm not stealing them.

Evan, can you get the... get out of here man.

But mom, you don't even use half these crap.

- That is not the point.

- Then what is the point?

- The point is, I'm worried about you, sweetie.

Is every thing all right?

Who's this friend of yours?

I've never seen him before.

He's Evan. Just an old college buddy, right?

We used to make short films together.

Look mom,

I'm going away, okay?

- Where are you going?

- I'm just going on a little road trip.

- Adam.

What about your job?

Did you tell your work that your taking a time off?

- Everything is being taken cared of mom.

- Adam wait!

- I'm gonna

- I love you.

But I'll...

I'll see you when you get back?

- I'd rather if you won't.

- What?

I love you too mom.

Listen, I need to use the car.

- Wait. Adam!

- Let's go!

Get in the car.

- I know you're dying of cancer and everything

but probably you should be nicer to your mom.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I know,

whatever.

She's we have an interesting relationship that's all I can say.

That's all I can say, you know.

- Yeah.

- She's a real...

She's a real bitch.

- You sure he lives around here somewhere?

- Yeah, there's this building right there.

- Right here?

- Yeah. I see it, I'll recognize it. I saw it on the GPS

- nice.

When I googled it.

- Since college.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, you can say that.

I don't know if you remember.

- Yeah, right there.

- Yeah, okay.

- Where is Jimmy Thornhill.

- Yeah. Who is it?

- It's Adam and Evan.

Evan! Hey man I got a...

- What's going on buddy?

- What is going on?

- What's he doing here?

- I wanna talk to you.

- What is this a set up?

- No man. Just hear him out.

- Fuck you guys.

- Yo! Jimmy!

-Jimmy!

- All right. So why are you here?

- I just told you, I have cancer.

I'm here to make amends with you before I go.

I got two weeks to live. Did you not here what I just said?

- Yeah. Here's your fucking amends

right here.

You can come up for a beer.

Go fuck yourself!

- Hey. All three of up for a beer.

Come on!

Just like college boys. Come on!

- Just here it out man.

- Peer pressure.

- Loca-tion.

Yeah, it's not for you to say.

I mean, this is like like a pretty hefty, freaking list you know.

- Yeah.

Yeah, this is stuff I wanna do before I go.

- This is like what people actually do before they die?

But did you get a second opinion?

- No. No, I haven't bothered,

second opinion.

I don't have the money for that like.

- Well, okay. Hold on, hold on.

- You know.

Take is as a grain of salt, right. But my dad is a doctor

- okay

- and so he,

like, he tell me this stuff

I kind of listen to it, right?

And he said,

99 percent of the time

you need a second opinion

because it could be all, you know.

Stage 4, you know, xyz cancer

and then,

it's actually, oh stage 2 and

you know, you're not gonna die and its

its treatable, so.

- I think that's a great idea.

A funny story of my great aunt

- see?

Well, you know maybe,

maybe we can you know,

like a

some

we're, we're gonna be pretty close to Milwaukee.

- Yeah, yeah, you want to see lambeau field,

well, that's-that's in green bay.

Green bay is not that far from Milwaukee.

- Yeah.

- Across the state, uhm,

you know, Milwaukee,

we got my dad's friend, Dr. Flanderson

and

he's a cancer doc.

Put on two and two together I can get you

I mean, uhm, not gonna promise you but I can probably

get you a second opinion in Milwaukee.

- Yeah, yeah you know,

maybe we can, we can do that.

Yeah, that... that would be really cool man.

I'd really, I'd really appreciate that

- Evan, what do you think?

- I think, a second opinion is absolutely important. Yes.

- Awesome!

All right, so... so,

we're going to Milwaukee.

I'll do it. I'll do it.

Are you going with us?

I'm going on a road trip. - All right, wow! - Cool.

- Wow. Awesome!

- Just like old time boys.

So yeah, I mean, I guess, I don't know.

- Cheers. Old times.

- Cheers. But I still hate your fucking guts, so.

- Yeah, man. Is it me or has Jimmy really changed since college?

- Yeah, I thought he hates my guts.

- He's just, he's he's got this weird energy now.

He's like all positive and like...

- Yeah, yeah. - I don't know, hyperactive.

- Yeah, like an alien ate his brain or something.

- Dude, like that Sci-Fi movie we made

- All right, fellas. Let's rock and roll.

- Oh, shit.

- Let's do it. Let's hit the road

wa... wait before we go, can I use your washroom real quick?

- Uh, sure you can probably get into the side.

- Oh, thank you.

- Second left.

- Thanks, buddy.

- Yow, all right. Mr. Thornhill, now that I got you alone.

Can I ask you a couple questions for Adam's documentary?

- Sure. Let me put my bag down.

So, uh, this is just like a talking head, you know.

- Oh, like on the news, right?

- Yeah, can you tell me about your relationship with Adam?

- Sure. Well, my name is Jimmy thornhill.

I was born in Bloomington, Indiana

I have two sisters and an older brother named Michael

I grew up and I'm...

- No... no dude no one cares about that.

Like, let's talk about you know some memories you guys have together

you and Adam, your relationship, how you...

- Yeah, well here's one memory I had with Adam.

He smashed my guitar to bits and pieces alright.

I couldn't care less if he has cancer.

Two years, two weeks, twenty years.

I don't care how long he has left to live

I'm only going on this trip to go to Milwaukee, all right.

To see my ex cause I don't have a car, all right?

And if you tell him, I'm gonna wring your fucking neck, all right?

- Dude! You're a piece of shit! - I'm gonna wring your...

- Yow! What's going on boys?

- Hey, man. - Hey, hey, hey, what's up?

- Yeah, Jimmy, come here. I got something to show you.

- Nice guitar man, it's pretty looking.

- It's not mine, it's yours.

- It's mine?

- Yeah, man I hope it's a suitable...

- You got this for me?

- Yeah, I got it for you because you know, I smashed your

Grandfather's guitar.

I know it's not the same color or you know...

- It actually sounds better than my grandfather's guitar

- yeah.

- Uhm,

- I hope this means we're cool,

you know.

- Duh.

- Or approaching it. - What the hell man, I forgive you.

Bring it in.

- Ahh, you guys, that's great.

- All right, all right it's too hot, too hot for that, let's uh,

- yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Pack this up

Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!

- Bags in the back.

- Sure

- Where we headed first?

- Don't worry about it.

- Burn her boyfriend. You cock.

- That's exactly

- Adam take it back right now.

- Every two weeks, right?

- Adam take it back.

- I'm getting out of this car. I told you you don't make fun of my wife.

- Yeah, I just pre-cum and that's it?

- No I don't I...

- You don't cum?

- I do not cum when I'm with a woman.

- When I'm with a woman?

Never cum

never cum.

Yeah..

What are the benefits of never cumming? I don't get it

- uhm, I when I'm with a woman?

I can go for hours,

me and her,

you know it's like...

- Dude, your balls must be so sore.

The fuck is wrong with you

- my balls are actually strong

- what the fuck?

I don't believe in god.

And I don't believe you're gonna find a good woman in church.

I think you find a used rag at church.

- Dude, that's not.

- Yeah.

- A thirty year old ex...

- Yeah, ex-hound addict.

- Yeah, guys changed her life a bit.

- Oh, yeah, I bet.

- Now, she's ready to find her respect .

- Oh yeah, after all her ovaries have dried up, yeah?

- You guys are so worst. You're so... you have so much hate and anger

- I love when your...

- Look at this state of the world man.

Of course, I had hate and anger.

Look around you man

- what was going on?

- You're a beta provider.

I will get our of this car.

You're a beta provider.

- I will... Stop.

I will get out of this car. Do not talk ill about my wife.

- Yeah.

I..will... I, Adam, I told you.

- Oh, Melissa. - What?

- Jimmy, shut the fuck up.

- Me.

- Jimmy!

You fuck!

- Aw, dude.

- Well, don't do that. - Relax. - That's enough.

- Relax!

- Fuck!

- You guys know this is sensitive subject for me

I don't like it...

Don't make, argh.

Don't make fun of my wife.

- Why? What did your wife fed you?

Did your wife suck dick? Or something?

- Argh...

- No you treat Mel with respect.

- You treat them like the whore as they are.

- Simp, simp,

- you treat women with respect.

- Simp. Major simp in the back

- are you certain women deserve...

- Call me a simp, I don't care!

Only certain women deserve respects, right?

- Yeah, like Melissa she deserves respect.

- Not Melissa, but my girl she deserves respect

- same Melissa deserves respect

- you're girl is a whore, dude.

- They my fucking big fat cock.

- You fuck, Jimmy.

- Yow, I'm not getting in this car if you guys

are gonna keep talking about my wife that way.

- We're in the middle of nowhere, where you gonna go?

- Just saying, you've got to stop talking on her like that.

- C'mon man, get in the car

- promise me you won't talk like any more jokes, laughter,

or any of that stuff okay?

- What's this guys doing?

- Promise me

- all right, fine.

- Okay, promise. We're not going to

talk anything about Melissa...

- Gosh,

All that stuff.

- Just want to go to bed, all right?

Okay? So,

- let's go drink, all right.

- No, dude. I like, I don't wanna drink.

I wanna go to sleep.

Relaxed, all right?

- I call this one.

- Ah, yeah. This one.

- No.

I'm not sleeping with any of you guys.

I want this bed to myself. Okay?

- No, I'm not sleeping with him.

I only sleep with chicks.

- Okay, Jess.

- Hey, since he has cancer

let's just let him have the bed.

- It's fucked up. I need this bed.

- Fuck you.

- No touching me.

No, no big spoon.

- Only in your dreams will I ever touch you.

You disgusting Pervert.

- Jim, shut the fuck up.

- Ever

- What the fuck?

- I'm fucking tired.

I wanna go fucking sleep.

Turn that fucking thing off.

- All right, all right, I will.

- Just go to sleep.

- Just go take

Just go take a shower and cool off.

- Yeah, fuck.

- That was a bit strange, right?

- What the fuck is going on?

- Was he... was he all right?

- Sure thing he did.

- It's got to be the cancer right?

The fact that he's dying?

- Maybe like the tumor pressing on something on his brain.

It's like making him

- yeah, he's like a, he's acting all weird.

- He was never like that.

- Adam?

- The fuck you guys doing?

Get the fucking out of here.

- Oh, fuck!

- Fucking asshole.

- Ow. - Fuck you. - Ow, dude.

- Ow! - Fuck you!

- Ow!

Ow!

- You guys got to, got to stop. Stop. Stop.

Dude, not the camera.

All right, well, come to bed, dude.

- I'm not off.

- Fuck. Dick

[Buzzing sound

- Right where I want them.

All of my vengeance

I'll paint this room red with their blood.

Too easy.

Nighty, night, Jim.

- Adam?

What are you doing man?

It's like 4am.

Turn the light off.

- Yeah, my bad dude.

Sorry about that.

I was just checking something.

- What are you doing?

- Ah, nothing man.

- Go to bed dude.

- All right.

- Go to bed.

- I know, dude. I was just... I was just checking something with the camera

- go to bed. - All right, all right.

- Shut the fuck up.

Okay. Fine, jeez.

- Adam, what were you doing last night, man?

At like 4:00 a.m, the light and the camera,

what's going on?

- I was just checking something with the camera.

- At 4:00 a.M?

I couldn't sleep.

I was just checking something with the camera man.

- What are we doing today?

- Let me get the list out so we...

- Before we do any of this stuff,

I have a great idea.

- What's that? - But I got to drive.

- No. You are not driving my mom's car. - It's a surprise. I got to go.

You will not regret it!

You're gonna love it.

Surprise dude!

- Dude!, I don't like fucking surprises man.

- Oh, there are T's trucks here.

- Oh, jeez.

- Uncle Phil!

I know you're here.

- Why don't you come back, here?

I'll show you what we can shoot.

Got just a few,

they're kind of fun to shoot.

Anywhere from an ar-15

to a lever action 44,

12-Gauge pump shotgun.

Got your

44 mag, your 22 long rifle.

357, 45, 9 mm

and 240s Out there

What you're thinking on you wanting to shoot first?

Well, you're the cancer boy, so.

We're all gonna shoot that thing right there.

- Okay, the ar?

Yes, sir.

- All right. 10-4 we'll get it loaded up!

- Always keep pointed in the safe direction.

- It's okay.

We never point another gun on somebody. Okay?

Especially when we're out here messing around and stuff,

you want to be really really safe.

So,

if you look inside of the scope there's a cross hair inside of it.

Where the crosshair meets, that X,

that's where the bullet is gonna hit.

Okay?

So, who wants to go shoot first?

Nice shooting. That never gets old. Does it?

- Oh, no. That's amazing!

- Holy cow.

- Don't you feel like you're real man?

- I feel like a real man.

- Whoo!

- Holy fuck, man!

- Yeah, sure is fun isn't it?

- Thank you man.

- Are you glad you're shooting guns out here?

- It puts one in the chamber and also cocks back the hammer.

You're gonna aim at you wanna shoot at and then...

- Any last words you dumb son of a bitch?

- Hey, hey!

- What the hell are you doing?

I need you to get out of here right now.

Go over by the car.

Jimmy! - I'm sorry.

- Everybody's gonna get out of here.

Get your people out of here and get out of here.

- Adam, what the fuck?

- Can't be doing that.

- That kid is half crazy.

I've never seen anybody point a gun at anybody like that.

- I've never seen that either.

- I would be very careful with him. Very careful.

You'd be alright?

- Yeah.

- So what do you guys getting up to next?

- Well, we are going to Milwaukee to see... to see my...

To see my dad's doctor friend.

- Oh, Milwaukee.

- Milwaukee, yeah.

That's kind of rough place.

You-you're not filming anything, right?

- No, no. I'm not recording.

- Okay.

Uhm, you know what?

Probably gonna need this here. Take that.

- I, we don't need that do we?

- I don't know.

- Go ahead and take it.

- It's tough down in Milwaukee.

It's a bad area. You take care.

- Drive carefully.

- Well, we'll talk to him.

- Okay.

- Take that piece.

- Bye. - See ya.

- Dude, don't-don't let Adam know you have a gun.

- No, no.

- Hide it, hide it.

- Point a fucking gun at your buddy?

- You almost got us...

- Are you an idiot?

- I was just joking around guys.

- The fuck's wrong with you? I don't want to get in the care with you.

- You know, my uncle doesn't fuck around.

- Dude, make him walk.

- This is my fucking car. What do you mean, walk?

- That's enough.

- That's it! I'm done.

- Dude, you are not pulling over. This is my mom's car.

- Stop it.

- Right fucking now!

No. Drive!

Right fucking now, I'm pulling over. - No!

- You could, no. Jimmy, stop it. Jimmy!

We're going home. Sorry, Adam, we're done man.

- We're going home. - We're done.

- No, no, no. Come on man. - We're done - guys, come on.

- That's it. It's over. Road trip is over.

- View the bucket list!

- I'm turning a...

- I don't care about the bucket list. That's it.

- Dude, I'm dying.

- I feel comfortable with him driving

I don't wanna do, I don't want to

- I don't wanna do this.

- That was messed up.

- Pointing a gun at me.

- That was.

- No one has ever pointed a gun at me in my life.

- What are you smiling about?

- Dude, that was awesome man. Thank you.

- It wasn't awesome for us.

- Why?

- You pointed a gun at us man.

- What? It was a joke.

- You know my uncle has PTSD from the war?

- What war?

- You could have shot and killed us.

You could have killed us all.

- That was messed up man.

- That was so messed up.

- That's not cool bro.

- I think... I think. I'm done guys. I don't wanna...

I wanna go to Milwaukee but

this is not worth it.

- Dude come on.

I got cancer here. I got two weeks.

- You're unhinged.

- Dude, I was just joking, man. Come on.

It was a joke. Just a little prank.

Come on man, I wanna go sky diving.

I got, I wanna do this stuff.

You can't just abandon me here in the middle of this truck.

- I'm driving. I'm driving.

- Dude, what the? This is my mom's car dude.

- I don't give a shit. I'm driving, compromise.

- Okay, fine.

Get in the car, drive then.

- No, because most bears Will false charge.

As a way of trying to spook you,

to get you run away.

That's how they figure out if you're a prey, a prey or not.

- No!

- You have to charge the bear. - Grizzly bears don't false charge.

- Yeah they do.

- That's what I'm saying. Let's go cliff jumping, what do you mean?

- I don't wanna go cliff jumping.

- Well, I wanna go cliff jumping. - I don't want to go.

- It's my bucket list. I'm dying of cancer. Let's go.

- I can't do it.

- Why not?

- I'm scared of heights, I can't do it.

- Don't worry big pussy. Jump.

- This isn't my bucket list.

This is your bucket list.

I can't do it.

Maybe if you go first, then I can go.

- Man you're gonna go.

- Dude, stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

- You're gonna go.

- Fuck, man.

Don't play around like that.

- Adam, be careful man. You don't have to do it.

- Just do it. You got two weeks left to live.

Adam?

- Dude, he's not resurfacing. Dude.

- Adam?

- Adam?

- Adam?

- Adam?

- Adam!

- Did he hit his head on a rock?

- Dude, what do we do?

- We call the cops?

- Don't just stand here, dive in there! - Do something, man.

- Go after him!

-You jump in! -I'm afraid!

- Dude!

- Put the camera down and jump.

- Holy shit!

- Why does this guy always fucking peeing?

- Here you go.

- You know, you See all I need

- I see that.

- What do yo want to do?

- I'm-I'm having a pretty good time guys.

- I'm right here. It is.

That's awesome! I'm glad you're having fun

- that's...

This is really cool actually.

- You're not gonna eat yours?

- Tommy!

- Found some .

- You should go up there, Evan.

- Yeah?

- I'm dead inside.

- Let me out of here.

- Fuck, Jimmy, get the fuck away from me.

Jimmy, get the fuck away from me.

Get on the camera, Jimmy.

- Fresh .

- Come here, big guy.

- No, I don't push you.

- Jimmy!

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, jimmy

Jim wake up.

Who's phone is that over there?

Is it you birthday today?

- No, Adam's - Adam's phone.

- Dude, come here.

I think it's his birthday.

- His mom keeps texting him.

- Oh, oh, it is his birthday dude.

- Holy shit!

- I know! We forgot!

- I have no idea.

- That's why he was acting so weird.

- Yeah.

- He's afraid of dying.

- On his last birthday. - It's his last birthday.

- What should we do today?

- Let's look at the bucket list.

- Why, yeah. We got to do this. Come on.

- That's... let's put it number one.

That's the most important thing to him.

- That's the most important thing. That's all he talks about.

- Hey, man.

- Hey. Good morning, dude.

- How you feeling? - How you doing?

- I feel like shit.

- What's wrong?

- I didn't got very good sleep last night, I don't know.

- What do you want to do today?

- I know what we're doing.

We are gonna get you laid!

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

- What do you want to do?

- Big college town?

- Oh, yeah.

Lots of pussy.

- Pussy.

- You're alright dude?

- No. - What is wrong?

- I'm exhausted.

- Oh, hey. We're gonna make this-we're gonna make...

Today is a special day.

- Why?

- Why is this a special day Jim?

- Because today, is the day you're getting laid.

- Is that right?

- That's right.

- So, thing about picking up chicks, you got to be direct.

Always be direct.

They know why you're there.

You know why you're there.

Everyone around you knows why you're there.

- Okay.

So you walk up to her and you say,

"hey."

Why no, you can start with a joke or something like,

"hey, why is the sky blue?"

'Cause your eyes are blue.

- Hey, ladies!

I like your bikinis

you know where I can get a pair?

- Leave us alone.

- Come on! Let's go out sometimes.

- She's got a tall boyfriend, get out of here you creep.

- All right. You're up, buddy.

- All right.

- What's going on ladies?

You seem to be of good breeding.

Would you like to breed with me?

- No.

- Don't talk to me about breeding.

- Oh, all right.

- All right, let's regroup.

Uhm,

so for starters, never mention kids or breeding

because modern women they don't want to have kids, all right?

When you say the word kid,

that's like a boner kill for them

they dry up like a, like a fucking desert.

The gobi desert.

Okay?

- Number 2, don't make that face again.

Okay?

- Hey ladies!

- What's going on?

- Can I have some cheese?

- Please!

All right. So good. Where did you get that?

- None of your business.

- You know any good cheese stores around here?

- No.

- Maybe if you ladies be interested in sex?

- Woman is an archetype.

You get all these, like...

- Whatever. 17 to 25 year old girls

they all dressed the same,

they all use the same social media,

you get what I'm saying?

- No.

- Half the shit you say doesn't make any sense.

- Yes, so number 1 didn't work. Thanks, Jim.

- It'll work again.

- Shut the fuck up.

So where to go to pet a giraffe, all right?

Let's go.

Let's get it over with.

- Well, what part are you gonna pet?

Can you even reach the back?

- I think it's a bad idea.

- We should fondle it's balls

- I think you should just jump over.

- All right. There's cameras there.

Shit..

What the fuck man? - Oh, there are are cameras.

This is America?

This supposed to be the land of the free,

the home of the brave?

Can't even pet a giraffe?

What the fuck?

- He's looking right at us.

- You could say, you waved to a giraffe.

- Yeah, I guess.

- Couldn't really pet it, but

at least I get to saw one. You know, I guess, she's one,

you know.

It's pretty cool.

They always ruins everything.

- What's he... who's he talking to?

- No idea.

- Who you talking to?

- No one.

- On the phone?

- No one.

- It's my mom.

- Did you got to lick the rim of it, like...

- Don't fucking touch my ice cream. - I'm not touching but...

- Don't fucking touch my ice cream. - Look, it's going on your hands.

- Whatever! Fucking leave me alone.

It's my fucking ice cream - it's just fucking weird.

- Go eat your fucking ice cream. Leave me alone!

- He wants to pet a giraffe.

He eats his ice cream like a toddler, dude.

- I didn't see a giraffe, and I didn't get laid.

No thanks to you, Mr. Iceman,

huh?

- You think you're so suave?

- What does petting a giraffe have to do with me?

I don't run the zoo or anything like that.

Yeah, but you're trying to help me get me laid.

Getting laid, that's on you!

- Yeah, you said you'd help me get laid.

- I gave you my toolkit, the tips, the tricks.

- She didn't took it.

- You got to go out there and apply it - shaddy trips.

- You got to approach 10, 20, 30 women

it's a skill you can work on.

Look, I know you're upset,

and when you were making fun of me at the zoo

yeah, I heard you.

- Yeah. - I was making a phone call.

- That's just stupid. What?

- I was making a phone call.

- Huh.

I called up a lady of the night.

- Disgusting!

- What the fuck.?

- A pro, a prostitute. A hooker.

- Disgusting.

- Yeah, only-only you would do that.

- I set up for an appointment for you, buddy.

And I'm gonna pay. Courtesy of me.

- You don't have to do this. - Can you stop?

- What the fuck?

- Jimmy, where-where, where have you taken us, man?

- It's sketchy, I know. Just keep it down I don't think their neighbors.

- Uhm, ah, Trixie?

- Well, hello sweetie, you must be Jimmy?

- I am. Hi, but...

This is... I

I procured services for my buddy, Adam, so.

- Hi, I'm Trixie.

- Nice to meet you.

- Ah, the camera, it's gonna cost you.

- Well, he's not, uhm,

- yeah, it's not, it's not what you think.

- Still that charge a little more.

- Ah, okay.

- All right. Come on in.

- You like what you see?

- Yeah

- okay, I wanna do something.

Go up with me.

- Okay.

- You monster! Fucking money and you gonna get hurt!

- All right. All right

- get the fucking camera.

- Give me the camera.

What are you doing?

- Go get the money.

Want a fucking cash.

Give me the fucking money!

You're fucking money.

- Get the...

- Fuck!

- What the fuck Jimmy? I fucking hate you!

I fucking hate you man.

I just fucking robbed.

- Sorry guys.

- I don't...

I didn't think that was gonna happen and I

I regret that we...

That I put us in that situation and

I don't know how I can make it up to you.

And I understand if...

If you don't want me to be here anymore.

I just, I just thought I...

- Don't want to talk about it sorry.

-That was fun.

Don't you think that was funny?

- That was fun?

Yeah, it was hilarious.

- Seeing you got pushed up against the wall

by that big black guy.

That was the funniest shit I saw whole week.

You look like you were gonna shit your pants.

- I almost did.

- Oh, fuck man.

- I'm glad you had a fun time.

- I mean, other than getting my wallet stolen, yeah.

- Yeah, I mean, losing all that money.

- Yeah,

what's whatever.

- Getting a new bank card.

- You so... you... are we cool?

-Yeah!

- We're cool, man.

I guess it's just... forget about it and move on?

Then bring it in.

- We're all still alive.

- Bring it in, man.

- Yeah, that was,

I mean, we... we made it out alive. Hey.

Yeah!

- Bring it in, Evan.

- Hey, we got a surprise for you.

Oh, yeah! Close your eyes.

- Close your eyes. -Close your eyes.

- All right.

- Happy birthday to you

- happy birthday to you

happy birthday, dear, Adam

happy birthday to you!

- Happy birthday man!

- How did you guys know it was my birthday?

- We remembered, dude.

- No fucking way.

- Make a wish!

- Make a wish!

- Thanks guys.

- You eat like a wild animal.

- Hey, now.

- It's his birthday.

- Can I try some?

- Okay.

Adam said that he

had a cancer.

A problem

with his brain

We try to make him laugh

And try to distract him from the pain.

He went and quit his day job.

We join him on the road.

Things were going well

until we all lost control

- pretty shit, Jimmy.

- It was the best

Night of the world

It was the best night of the world.

Me, and Adam.

Adam and Evan

- Looks like someone needs to go to sleep.

- Dude he's passed out.

- Jesus Christ he got like a fucking big couch

Like a...

- Yes, yes.

- Get off me.

- All right.

Look like it's night time for these fools.

- Happy birthday, Adam!

- Happy birthday, buddy.

- Turn the fucking lights off, man.

The fuck's wrong with you?

Just trying to fucking sleep.

- It's Friday?

- Yeah. It's Friday.

Yesterday's Thursday, today is Friday.

- Oh,

- Well I got to go.

I got errand, I got to see the

doctor for the second opinion.

- You want me to come with you?

- No. It's cool man, you don't have to.

Office is probably like down town and.

- I think I should come with you, don't you think?

- Oh, he might not even be there. He might be at the gold course.

You know, these doctors are.

- Well, so you're just gonna set up the appointment?

- Yeah, if he's there I'll set it up and then,

we'll figure it out.

I'll get it first, you know, as soon as possible.

So, uhm,

it's cool if I take the car?

- Yeah. Fuck it. Go ahead.

- Alright. I'll leave this here and I'll see you guys back here

how long?

- I don't know.

- All right. See ya.

- Don't wait up.

- All right.

- Well, at least you're getting a second opinion.

- Yeah.

Dude, I'm getting all these messages from this girl on this dating app.

- I don't remember...

- Oh, yeah.

- Installing a dating app on my phone?

- Me and Jimmy made you a date in profile last night.

- Hahaha

- wait. Someone's messaging you?

- Yes. She's pretty cute.

She's like... she's like saying like,

"oh, my god!

You're so hot, you're so cute and funny.

Wow! We should hang out!"

- Wait, show me. Let me see a picture.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Whoah! She want's to hang out?

- Uh-huh.

- When?

- Right now.

- Right now?

- Yeah.

- Well... -She wants to hang out right now.

- Do you feel okay?

- I mean, sure as fuck hook me up.

- Hey, maybe put something like...

- Like a coffee or something.

Put something like nice on.

- No shit! I put something like nice on.

What kind of fucking...

Do you have any other shirts besides like, black?

I got this one.

What do you think?

- Perfect. - Yeah?

- All right, go get ready.

Well, I'm gonna shower first

I got this smell like shit.

- Okay.

- Hey, Emily.

What's going on? It's Adam.

- Hey! I'm glad you made it!

- So, what brought you down?

- Oh, I'm here to see a doctor.

- Oh!

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Have you ever done this before?

- Ah, no, actually, I haven't.

- Well...

- First time.

- You don't have to be nervous.

- I know he said wait in the hallway but

I think I should get this on camera.

It's what he would want.

- Yeah, it feel so good!

Yes!

- Jesus.

- Oh, yeah.

- Shit!

What the fuck is that?

- Emily, it's me.

Oh, shit Jimmy. What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?

- You can't come in there. Adam-Adam is having sex.

- What the fuck you mean he's having...

- Dude, you can't come in. Jimmy!

- Don't!

- Oh, my god!

- Yo, Jimmy, get the fuck out of here.

- Emily! - What are you doing here?

- Fuck you man! - Oh, my god.

- Emily I'm here.

- What the fuck are you doing in here?

What the fuck are you doing in here? Get out.

Jimmy!

- What is wrong with him?

-What the fuck, Evan? - Holy shit.

- Get the freak out of here bro. - Sorry! Sorry!

- Fuck!

- Oh, my god.

- I'm so sorry.

- Adam, what the fuck man?

What are you doing in here?

- How do you know, Jimmy?

- He's, he's my, buddy.

- He's my ex-boyfriend.

- I didn't know that.

- Why the fuck is there a camera?

- Evan, dude. - Why?

- Sorry, sorry.

- Go and wait outside. - I'm sorry.

- I don't know what's going on in here.

- Oh my god! I don't know what's going on

why is Jimmy even here? Did he saw us come here?

- No.

- Then why is he here?

- I don't know. He's a fucking freak.

- Get out! Oh, my god.

- Let's just, let's just go.

- Yes, go.

- Let's just leave.

- This is so dumb.

Like, what are the odds?

- What the fuck is going on here?

- Dude, you're a fucking psycho!

-What are you doing here?

-What the fuck?

- Get fuck out of here.

Fuck you!

- What are you doing with my fucking girl?

- Stop.

Why are you here?

Why are you here?

Get away from this fucking pervert.

- What are you doing with him?

- It's, what are you talking about? - Fuck you man.

- You're mine, Emily.

It's been two years.

- Fucking. - Put your fucking hands up or I fucking...

Emily?

- That's what you get you bitch!

- Oh, shit! She's dead!

- Please stop!

- What the fuck?

- Emily! Emily! You're okay?

- Emily! Oh, my god!

She's dead.

What do I do?

- For sure, you shot her! You fucking idiot.

- No, bring her back. Bring her.

- You sick fuck, man.

- Dude!

- Calm the fuck down, man.

- Put the gun away.

Don't do it.

- Fuck!

- Holy fuck, Jim.

- Oh, fuck. What I'm gonna do?

- You got, you got to help me, man.

- Emily! Emily!

All right. We got-we got to get her out of here.

We got...

- Oh, fuck

- Jimmy, what the fuck? Dude, what the fuck?

- Shut up. Shut up!

Fuck! .

- What the fuck! - What do you want?

- What the fuck!

- What fuck do you want?

- What the fuck is wrong with you? What you do to her head?

Jimmy, Jesus Christ untape me right now!

- I got her head right here.

- Untape me right now! Get the fuck...

We can talk to the cops, we can say its an accident,

Jimmy!

- What do you want me to do?

- What? You don't like it?

- Jimmy, please! Just hear me, please. What the f...

- Adam, get me out of here, Adam. Please get me out of here, Adam.

- I can't stop touching her! - Adam don't listen to him please, Adam.

Me and you, we'll run, we'll run.

Adam, I can't stop touching her. You got to help me out man.

- Adam, please, get me out of here. We'll run. Me and you will run.

- Jesus Christ! Look what he did to her head.

- What the fuck's wrong with you guys?

Adam, get me out of here.

- Oh, I remember some of these fucking shirts.

- What the fuck have you got us in to?

- Shut the fuck up!

You were the one who stuck with her, it's all your fault.

- Guys, this is gonna be way too obvious.

- Fuck!

- Hi, there.

- Hello.

- Fuck!

- God. We're gonna try to fuck her fingers after this.

- Fuck!

- Fuck!

- Maniac!

- I'm filming all of this so the police know

I haven't killed one had nothing to do with murder.

- You're an accomplice.

- I am not an accomplice.

- I am not an accomplice in this at all.

- I am not an accomplice.

- If you are not an accomplice, you would have called the police by now.

You broke my phone.

And knocked me out and taped me to a bathroom door.

- There's no evidence to that. - It's all on camera.

- You're such a psychopath. - Idiot.

- You got to keep filming now?

- I'm keeping, I am keeping... I am going to keep on filming.

- You're just framing yourself.

- This is gonna free me. This is gonna free me.

- Hey, just stay in the car.

- Hey, too fast. Too fast.

- Hurry up! - There's people everywhere.

- Shit!

- Fuck!

- What are you talking about? We are down town Milwaukee.

- Yeah, but how do we get out of this fucking city?

- Use your phone for directions.

- Fuck! I got to do fuck. My phone's fucking dead!

- Oh, my god.

- Give me your phone.

- I don't have my phone. You broke it.

- Fuck, you...

- Fucking asshole! - Fucking idiot!

- Oh, yeah. Phone! Adam, phone!

- Fuck!

- I don't have my phone.

- What?

- I think I left at... I think I left it at the apartment.

-What?

- Yeah, I don't have it.

- That's evidence, dude.

- Dude, you... you what?

- Why you yelling at me?

You fucking killed her.

- Shut the fuck up!

You left the phone?

- Dude! The cops are gonna be there!

- You shot her in the fucking neck.

- Fuck.

- There was some chick in the hallway she probably made us.

- She didn't see shit.

- She spotted us.

- She didn't see shit. I saw her. She didn't see shit

- there's blood in my mom's car.

- The fuck you guys.

- All right. This is her place.

- Fuck!

- Pulling in.

- It's locked.

- It's locked?

- Yeah.

- What the fuck

- What the fuck is that?

Fuck!

- Hi, there! I'm you new neighbor.

I... I live in room 308.

My toilet is not working do you mind if I use your's real quick?

- Oh, sure.

- I know this is out of the blue, I'm really sorry.

- No, that's fine. Go ahead.

- Thank you very much.

- No problem.

- All right.

- She had a roommate?

- Yeah, she had a roommate.

- I thought she lived alone.

- We got that. The door was locked.

Someone let her...

Fuck!

- Someone let Adam in.

- We don't leave any finger prints though.

- If there's a drop of blood remained.

Never return to the scene of the crime

- you don't think she got to take a piss right now?

You don't think she's...

- She saw your faces.

- Of course she did.

- She didn't see my face.

- How'd you get the phone?

- I knocked on the door.

Okay, she let me in.

I said, I need, you know I,

I said I got to use the bathroom, she let me in.

I went to the bathroom

quickly got the phone,

I got out,

and then, I, we ran out of the building

okay?

But she definitely... she saw me dude.

- She saw you and she heard your voice.

- Of course she did.

- Fuck!

- Yeah, we're-we're screwed. - We have to get out of Milwaukee.

- Asap

- we have to leave Milwaukee

- so give me those fucking directions man.

- You keep driving this fucking circles or some shit.

- You son of a bitch. - Shut the fuck up.

- Take it easy there's cop. There's a cop! There's a cop right here

there's a cop right here. - Fuck me!

- It's over. - Fuck me!

-Take it easy.

- He knows it's us.

- Can he smell the body?

Can he smell the body?

- Fuck. I can smell the body.

- Just stop talking. There's a cop.

- Fuck!

- Just relax.

- It's all gonna be okay.

- Unlock the fucking door.

- Don't shout dude.

- Unlock the fucking door or I break your fucking window.

I'm gonna break your fucking window.

- You're gonna fucking let us out of the car. Right now.

- I'm not letting you out of the car.

- You're letting us out of the car right now.

- No! You're gonna help me out. - I'm not gonna help you out.

I'm not gonna help you out. - You're gonna get us out of the car.

We're gonna call the cops. - You're gonna fucking...

You're gonna go to jail.

- I'm not gonna let anybody out of this fucking car.

- You're gonna go to jail.

- I'm not going to jail.

If I go to jail that means

both of you go to jail

- I didn't pull the fucking trigger, buddy.

- Because you're accomplices. - Accomplished of what dude?

-Well, I could say that you led her

to be slaughtered

- Jimmy, I have it all on tape.

- Are you a fucking moron?

- You are an idiot!

- Are you a fucking moron?

Everyone just..

- You're an idiot.

- Calm the fuck... Calm down!

- Led here to be slaughtered?

- All right! Here is the fucking plan, all right?

- Fuck!

- Here's the plan. We are gonna take care of the body, all right?

No one's gonna hear a fucking word about this. Okay?

The roommate fucking saw you.

So fucking what?

- There's no fucking DNA evidence.

We're not even from here. They don't even...

How will they know who the fuck we are?

Get rid of the body and that's it.

We don't have to talk about this anymore.

We'll be in the fucking clear.

- Why... why should we help you do this?

- You murdered her.

- Well, you guys are accomplices now.

- We're not accomplices.

-What can I say?

- I'm not an accomplice in this, at all.

- We are being held hostages against our will.

- No you're not. You can leave anytime but you're gonna help me,

that's the choice you make.

- All right. So we can leave anytime?

Let me out of the fucking car.

-No, no, I can't let you.

- Let me out of the fucking car, dude.

We got a fucking body!

Stop making a scene.

- See?

- Everyone just calm down. Everyone just.

- You're holding us hostage.

- I'm not holding you hostage.

- You are!

- You're holding us hostage. - Calm down and relax.

- You're holding us fucking hostage Jim. - Let me the fuck out of the car.

- Just relax!

- Let me get out of here!

- Indoor voices everyone.

Indoor voices.

All right. What's done is done.

She's gone. That's it.

She's dead.

- Hey!

- Fuck you!

- Are you talking?

- Fuck up.

- Oh shit.

Hide the body. Hide the bod.

- You can't go to the park because it's broad daylight.

- I'm not looking here for a fucking dumpster.

- Smells like fucking death in here man

and it's fucking hot.

And I can't fucking think.

Get the fucking body our of the fucking car.

This is my mom's fucking car, asshole!

Let's fucking drop this thing already

and get this over with!

- All right.

Give me some directions then to a dumpster

- Oh, my god!

Walk your fucking dog. Thank you

- she seen us, right?

- Yeah.

Dude, this fucking car is attracting attention. There's gonna be

- what's the wa?, Jimmy is driving.

- There were 3 fucking cops back there.

There's a fucking body in the car. What the fuck?

- He's driving like a moron.

- You want me to do fuckin 20?

- We gonna get this fucking thing out of the car, dude.

- Ok I'll drive 20.

I'll drive 20 fucking miles an hour.

Card door opens

- Down the road.

- Let's take a look first.

- All right, fine.

- There's too many people around.

- Let's wait for that guy to walk away.

- I don't know man.

- No, man.

- He should have fucking seen us.

- There's a guy right there trimming those bushes.

- Who gives a fuck.

- Okay.

They totally... they totally fucking know dude.

- No, one knows.

- Yeah, they know dude.

- Watch out.

- They're gonna find out man.

- We're just the landscapers.

- Yeah, two landscapers go get your pants dude.

We're painters. We're painting a house.

- Painting in the house with shovels?

- It's fine.

- Get in the fucking car and get out of here.

- Where?

- You're gonna Bury this on someone's front lawn?

- Well you're not giving me any alternatives now, are you?

- What fucking alternative do you want buddy?

Hmmm?

You're the captain of the ship.

Seems like it anyways.

You won't let me drive my fucking car

you won't let us out of the car

and you... you threaten to kill us.

- Fuck off. I'm not talking to you.

I have taken the fucking ranged, you know why?

I'm just trying to be the good samaritan

I'm trying to do the right thing

I'm trying to keep us out of trouble - Jimmy!

- You're sick, fuck!

- Can you please pull? Or I have to pee.

What do you want? You want me to pull over?

- Yes. I have to piss.

- You got to pee?

Or I'm gonna pee in this car.

- Don't you fuckin piss my mom's car, you fuck!

-All right.

Adam, you're watching?

- How funny this is.

- What you want me to do,

grab his fucking cock and balls too?

- If that's what it takes. No funny business

- what the fuck? - Get out and watch him.

- What's your... it's fucking raining!

- Ugh, Jimmy!

God damn it! I fucking told you.

Fuck!

- Fucking told you to watch...

- He goes this.. Be going great.

- Fuck dude!

- Get him!

Fuck!

- I got him.

- Dude we're gonna get fucking caught!

- Yeah, we're gonna get caught because of you.

- We're gonna get caught because of you!

- We're gonna get caught because of you.

- No, you.

- Get the fuck down!

- You! You!

- You!

- You fucking did this to me.

- I didn't do shit to you.

- I fucking hate you!

- I was trying...

- You see him?

- No.

- All right. I'm gonna get out, I'm gonna find him.

You stay with the body.

- I see him.

I fucking see him.

- Go!

Go get him!

These fucking assholes they're gonna take...

Their gonna fucking...

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

They'll gonna turn me in.

Jimmy's gonna frame all this shit on me

I'm going to prison for the rest of my fucking life.

Fuck!

Probably talking to the cops right now.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck are these guys.

Fuck!

I got to get out of here.

I got to get rid of this fucking body.

I got get rid of this fucking body.

They got me in this position!

I fucking hate Jimmy thornhill!

And Evan, that piece of shit!

Fucking schools.

- You're coming with me. - Get off me!

- Where the fuck were you?

- Where the fuck were you?

- I told you I was gonna fuck after him.

- Whatever, get him fuckin. Get him in the fuck

get fuck in the car Evan.

- Get the fuck in there.

- I told you, I was gonna get him.

Come back to the car, we come back to the car.

The car's fucking gone.

- I don't give a fuck!

I don't give a fuck dude

let's get the fuck out of here.

- Back to work, dickhead!

You try that again, I'll slit your fucking throat!

- Help!

Help!

- Stop! - Help!

-Cover his mouth!

- Help!

- You want me to fucking pull over? - Help!

- No fucking help in here. - Help me!

- This looks like a good spot?

- Yeah.

- Right here.

- All right.

- Drop her down.

- Quite!

- Dig 6 feet.

So,

the animals can't smell it.

Then, they can't dig her up.

- Think I should turn my self in?

- A little late for that.

- What are you talking about?

- No it's never too late.

Get back in the car.

Turn myself in.

It's all over with...

- To the cops?

- I think I messed up.

-All right. Lets go. Let's take you back to the car,

you're making the right decision, Jimmy.

Come on.

- Guys, should I turn myself in?

- Yes!

- Let's go, man.

It's the right thing to do.

- It's the right thing to do.

- Where's my shovel?

- Right, there.

- Keep digging.

- Get us .

- She was living in my mind rent free.

- I hear a car. I hear a car. I hear a car.

- I'm gonna take a piss.

- All right.

- What the fuck Adam?

What the fuck? Stop!

Stop!

Oh my god, dude!

What the fuck?

You fucking killed . What the fuck. Adam? Put the gun down.

Adam, put the gun down, please.

- It'll be over soon, man.

Adam, put the gun down.

Adam, no!

- No.