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Smithline Films & Ugly Productions Present

A Robert Smithline Film

The Hunter's Anthology

The Hunter's Anthology The Demon Hunter

what did you guys do

haha

that was a harsh stop

happens all the time not like that

I'll start up again any minute

that's weird there's no passengers in the next car

we're locked in what?

it's locked here too what the hell is going on

we'll start up again soon

right guys careful kid

you can hurt yourself

how many times do we get stuck on the trains every week

it's gotta be nothing empty cars maybe but locked doors

maybe cause we're stopped

forget it between stops

maybe if we just give it a minute

hey

you know what's going on don't you

yeah as a matter of fact

I do

then why don't you say something

I like to see what I'm dealing with first

I'm Mac

Rod

okay

no one leaves this train until I let you

why won't you let us

because kid we got a demon in our midst

it could be any one of you

don't get too close partner

that includes her

her

please

fact is there's demons all around us

my job is to seek them out

okay whack nuts

oh uh

you know I'm open I'm open to it

I've been doing this a long time folks

I'm damn good at it demons huh

I don't know how you expect any of us to believe you

Max

Mac that's Mac

I know you've all seen things beyond the usual

out of the realm of science beyond our comprehension

the supernatural

that's what drew me to you

yeah that's what I thought

you've all seen things and yet

you still

don't think there's even a chance that a demon exists

on this train it's probably you

no

not me

quite the opposite in fact

I'm what you call a demon hunter

got the ability to feel a demon's presence

and contain it

the problem with these supernatural encounters is

they shield who's who and what's what

all those memories

they look the same

but I can tell when

you're all going to be in the same place

so I make sure I'm there to grab a lot of you

couldn't have timed it any better

but then again that's what I do

and I promise you

one of you is definitely a demon

but who

how long do you need to figure it out

as long as it takes

none of you would be candidates

if you didn't have a little gray in your past

and one of you has a soul of absolute darkness

but who

let's say there's a hint of truth to what you're saying

what happens to the demon once you find it

you can't be serious

demon hunting is my purpose in life

I can only afford to be serious

what's with the silver tip

insurance ha ha

you know what

I think I'll start with you what

no way I don't want any part of this then

our search is over folks

we found our demon

fine

what are you gonna do

take a peek into your soul

ma'am

ma'am please

read the sign child

we're closed please

it's an emergency I need to see the future

I'm sorry come back tomorrow tomorrow is too late

I have plans this evening

it's all I've got it's an emergency please

you know I normally don't do this sort of thing

thank you

you're welcome child

here

dry yourself off and then we'll get started

I saw the sign out front

100% guaranteed

is that really true absolutely

I pride myself on that now

tell me

why did you feel the need to come out here at this hour

I just

I have the feeling like I'm in danger

you know that something bad's gonna happen

and I need you to help me figure out why

what's your name child

Tabitha I'm Madam Renee

you're safe here Tabitha

my clients are like family to me

and under no circumstances will anyone harm you

under my watch now

what would you like today

a poem reading horoscope

dialogue with the dead

actually

I was hoping for a tarot reading

oh the cards

no room for error have you ever had one done before

no

I've never been to a psychic

I prefer fortune teller

my dear psychic is so scientific

so negative many of my friends are clients

they vouch that you've never been wrong with a reading

ever

you're in good hands 100% guaranteed

you see my gift comes with a great responsibility

I can't afford to be wrong

my entire reputation depends on it

now shall we begin

what is your question for the cards

I guess

what is this terrible feeling I have about

luckily for us

the deck and I have a spiritual connection

see how the cards have a mind of their own

we'll do a standard cross

what has happened what is happening

and what will happen

please Tabitha top the deck

now we're in business

10 cards

6 and across

4 on the side

present past future

external influences hopes and fears

I've come to fear of readings

you see fortune telling is a burden

you never know if the news is going to be good or bad

but that's the price we pay for having our fortunes

read the truth

ah we start with a major Arcana card

the hermit it represents the loner caution

vigilance sound like somebody you know

of course it does

now let's find out what your immediate challenge is

based on your question

the nine of swords is that bad

no

in your case I'll assume it means anxiety

that you need to trust your instincts

but you're doing that already

maybe by looking into your past

the problem will reveal itself

this one friend of mine

she told me you predicted that

she would have a major career change

she was fired three weeks later

she decided to open her own business

she followed her dream thanks to your reading

the greatest reward for fortune teller

is a little push to greater success

I am very happy for your friend

wonderful the 10 of cups

it seems that in your distant past

you grew up in a warm

loving family with true friendships

hmm

maybe that's due to your inability to trust anybody

this deficit of love in your life

makes me assume that you are single

that's exactly right

but what does this have to do with my bad feeling

did somebody ask you out recently

actually yeah

this guy I used to see at the gym

he talks to me sometimes ask me out I always say no

don't fear my child

it's reversed you know

the death card normally doesn't mean actual death

that's a common misconception

reverse it could actually mean quite the opposite

in this case it represents your recent past

it just means immobility slow changes

and if that's not it I'm sorry to say

it could be something more dire than that

it could be interpreted as a narrow escape from death

cheating death

I wonder if

tell me about that guy again from the gym

maybe he's following you maybe he is

the bad feeling no need to fret

we will get to the bottom of this now

wonderful the 8 of wands

my lovely Tabitha you are in luck

your best possible outcome

brand new ideas are coming your way

a new love a new journey

anything is possible

why don't we find a way to get you

out of this path of danger

and on to a better one

got another one for you this guy I work with

he was really down

unable to muster up the courage to ask for some

promotion at work

he came to see you

and you insisted the cards were clear

that he should go for it

and what else

it worked

this is your second major arcana card

it's the Empress and it's reversed

your immediate future is filled with indecision

lack of understanding

there's something happening around you already

but what

4 cards left

factors affecting your situation

seven of cups is something that you're not aware of

will affect you soon

the secret

a lie maybe

the two of swords reversed

loss of balance in a relationship

violent passion misunderstanding of love

oh my dear child

you must avoid that man I thought it was nothing

now that I think about it

I see him everywhere

I thought it was because he lives nearby

but I see him at restaurants

on the street it sounds like a lot more than nothing

we must find a way to keep you safe

good thing we have the cards to guide us

the cards never lie

this reminds me of my other friend

he said

you predicted that something precious would be taken

from him

he spent hours and hours hiding things

his money

valuables

all material things

he had no idea what end up being his wife

I remember that man

he didn't believe me

he didn't listen to the cards

you believe me dear

don't you

I do

some fates aren't ours to decide

I'm afraid

that's why I said I read fortunes with a heavy heart

but let's finish yours and find a way to help you

two cards left

another major Arcana card

your hopes and fears the fool

this can't be good

this centers around a choice you have to make and soon

in your immediate future

that man wants you dead

one card left

final outcome

come on flip it

flip the card

what is it

the 9 of pentacles reversed

loss is possible

danger from thieves

caution

death

based on your best possible outcome

you can beat this please

Madam Renee let me stay here a little while longer

at least until the storm passes

I suppose a little while longer couldn't hurt

thank you Madam Renee

thank you

I know

why don't I do you

let me read your fortune anyone ever done that before

no no

seriously oh

come on you don't even know what the cards mean

I'll deal you explain

what else are we gonna do

you said what you gave me before was all that you had

yeah a good thing too

I mean right

what else are we gonna do

we'll treat it like a lesson

always wanted to try this

what are you doing with $400 cash in your purse anyway

nah we're doing you now

cut the deck right

okay so I start with the inside of the cross

oh no like this child

right

ah the magician in the present represents creativity

skill willpower

confidence sounds about right

100% guaranteed of course

the two of pentacles

I'm able to handle multiple problems

taking on a new task could be difficult

expect a helpful message

is Madam Renee stressed out

aren't we all

hey maybe this reading will help you

yeah maybe

okay distant past is next right

the 8 of cups reversed

abandonment of one's original path

disappointment and love

complaining without something wrong

no

complaining without cause

the desire to leave one success for something better

remember that friend I told you about

the one you predicted would have a career change

and got fired

turns out

she lost a flash drive with a big presentation on it

prepped it for months for some big account

just disappeared fired on the spot

ruined the entire company

but you said that she found a new better job

yeah but our startup went under soon after

the fortune was right just unfortunate that's all

the strength card reversed

that's the second major Arcana card right

I guess it means weakness

since it's facing the wrong way

lack of faith

tyranny

abusive power

strength I think

yes this has to do

with someone I used to know someone you know

okay now we're in business

best possible outcome is next

The Hanged Man another major Arcana card

I think you're going for the world record

but we're not even halfway through yet

that's impossible the odds are the cards never lie

best possible outcome change reversal abandonment

sacrifice improvement rebirth what is this

who are you what are you doing here

I'm just reading your fortune

Madam Renee

immediate future is next

10 of swords sudden misfortune

the ruining of plans defeat failure pain

this is the worst fortune I've ever seen

what do you want from me why are you doing this to me

four cards left

the Queen of swords a quick and confident decision

someone who can bear their sorrow

remember that other story I told you about

the guy I work with of course you do

he was competing for that promotion

soon after you're reading

his competition mysteriously went missing

doesn't change that you are right

just strange how it all happened

external influences already

oh look

the page of swords so many swords

we're done here get out of my shop now

now child

you know

it's bad luck to stop in the middle of a reading

besides how can we ever solve your problems

outside forces you can't control

an imposter an unexpected event you

two cards left hopes and fears

impossible

will you look at that another major arcana card

the moon

deception trickery danger disgrace

22 major Arcana 56 minus

ten cards in the cross like the four major Arcana cards

that's almost that last story I told you about

the man you predicted would lose something

he wasn't just some friend

he was my sister's husband

and you murdered her to make your fortune true

you're not a fortune teller

you're a fortune maker you tell fortunes

and you keep your reputation

by making sure they come true

no matter what the cost

100% guaranteed that's right

I'm a fraud those cards are are random pictures art

they mean nothing that's where you're wrong

Madam Renee you might be a fraud

but the cards are very very real

at least as long as someone like me is handling them

so many

fortune tellers try to make their clients feel better

by saying

the death card doesn't really mean they're gonna die

the truth is it usually does

time to make your fortune come true

ah ah ah ah ah

oh oh oh oh oh oh

so wait

are you telling us Tabitha murdered Madame Renee

I didn't murder anyone

but I can't stop the spirits from casting their revenge

I'm just the messenger medium yeah

well she still died

Mac told it to us all the same

yeah

but it's not like she didn't come at her with a knife

guys right

self defense yeah yeah

but Tabitha didn't have to show up at all

Madam Renee trusted her

took her in for a hell of a lot of money

Tabitha so if you're a psychic and can see the future

which one of them is the demon

doesn't work that way I need my cards

are you sure of what you saw

Demon Hunter what you're telling us

I told it just as I saw it

as she saw it I can't just

it's like watching TV

I can see in here experiences

but I can't be sure of anyone's intent

I think he's making this shit up

what he thought was true why admit to that

that made you look pretty bad Tabitha

yeah exactly

because no one in their right mind would

it also proves I'm not the demon

no it doesn't

maybe you and Mac are working together

acting like your story checks out

when you're really a plant

oh please

this guy knew something about me

that nobody possibly could

you're saying it's for real then

yeah

he's for real

is Tabitha the Demon Mac

I don't know

and I won't

until I look through every one of your souls one by one

the answer always reveals itself

I've never been wrong

I don't think you're a demon

thanks kid

the two of you are married

Gee everyone's a psychic

I hate sarcasm

you're both connected your stories are the same

be closer I can look through one eye each got it

alright we did it I love this place

do homeowners just married

what else could we ask for

I don't know little ones

haha God I was gonna say already

hmm

so tell me why we are staying in on a Saturday night

again

we're celebrating our first night in our new apartments

we're gonna use it you know

catch up on TV clear off our DVR

we should watch a wedding video okay

oh

and at this rate we'll be hung over by midnight

so wait we have a brand new dishwasher

yet we're hand washing champagne glasses

these are not dishwasher safe

they're wedding gifts we have to take care of them

right right

hey I say we watch this week sing to the top

it's the premiere when everyone stinks

how long until the judges cover their faces

with their notes dying laughing I give it 5 minutes

better hurry up cause I'm about to hit play stop wait

I'm not ready better hurry

come on two seconds

more like 2 hours

I'm glad we found a place with 2 bathrooms

should take care of half our fights seriously

DVR is paused and ready to go

I love that you can do that

you kidding best invention ever

well since VCR

since TV since sliced bread yeah

what's the big deal with the sliced bread thing

big deal this is DVR

Guy Backman the sightings of a mysterious man

walking the city at night

so much crap on TV yeah you watch half of it

saying if I decide to go back to earth

wow check it out

there's like a surveillance camera at our front door

you know I sort of remember them telling us that

awesome now

we can check to see if it's really the delivery guy

or an ex murderer buzzing up

it's actually pretty cool

oh this is nuts

I can see people walking in and out

would you expect a marching band

oh hey

I guess I should hold the door for you

would have never done it unless you were hot

let me help you with your keys

you're too kind

let's just go back to my room so I can repay you

stop it

this is a kind of addictive

and creepy

are you kidding you just

I gotta pee now put sing back on

are you ready for it I wrote it myself here it comes

bring it they're watching me

they're watching you they're watching us

they're watching

wow 80s freeze

nice through the next round

let's just hope the crazies on sing sing this bad

or it's gonna be one boring epic

what the hell oh

this should be good seriously Maddie

come see this

oh

that wasn't funny

thanks for scaring the bejesus out of me really

now I know how they feel in those bad movies so cliche

what are you doing what if it's trying to break in

we have to call the police

wait that front door

has that whole security system thing going on

no way it can get in without a key or the code

it is trying to get it cops

it's dead

cell phone

okay why wouldn't any phones work

my God you see that

we can't call anyone we can't leave

I can't even get online what does it want

if that worker thing can't get in the front door

then it definitely can't get in the hallway

maybe a neighbor has a working phone

but we don't know anyone here yet

well we're neighbors

it's time to be neighborly

I mean it is Saturday night

whether it's decent people are out

everyone's out

everyone who lives here it's possible

there are 15 apartments here right

yeah but there's no way anyone's watching out front

unless they're expecting a guest

their food

expect them right now yeah

at 10:30 fat chance

maybe we should try another floor

maybe we should just wait it out

the psycho still working the building across the street

maybe it's a good time to go downstairs

but why the emergency phone in the lobby

but what if he comes back

our front door is safe

even if it finds a way to bust it down it'll take time

that phone is our only chance to get help

you just stay here and keep an eye on channel 14

I'll go no way

Clint not alone

you're going I'm going with you

no connection our first night here

nothing works I don't think it's the apartment

something's up we can't go run for help

can we he's out there somewhere

or save us here behind our security station

only a few blocks away you know

don't even think about it Clint

can we email 9 1 1 is that anything

we can't connect remember

what are you doing just looking

I wanna see if you still out there

could be right there wait

who the hell are you George 4B

what are you guys doing does your phone work

yeah why

you're the new couple up in 5B

I'm right under you yeah

yeah I'm Clint

this is Madison hey

you folks okay yeah

well no

it's been quite a night actually

did you know we had a surveillance camera out front

yeah I never use it though

you can see it all on channel 14 huh

so what's the problem

this is gonna sound a little crazy

but he saw the shady looking guy out front

trying to break in yeah what do you look like

don't know I wouldn't worry about it

we're all safe here I've got good security

will you mind if we check on your TV

so we know it's not just us

like in my apartment would that be a problem

all right if it'll make you feel better

but I got a lot of stuff to do tonight

so just a minute okay

great absolutely

and then maybe use your phone

fine

lucky for all of us you don't look dangerous

you're not crazy right

we look crazy to you

kinda

hope you don't mind

I'm gonna take the garbage out first

it's getting heavy of course yeah

okay so the obvious

how do we know he's not the little girl

just what I was thinking for starters

this guy's human so that out there

that other thing was something else

like gremlin or something oh

we've got gremlins now

what George is the cute fuzzy side

it's what 10:45

just don't feed him after midnight

come on

if you don't like it

you guys should get a deadbolt for your door

if you haven't already

this one lock would make me nervous

what channel was it Channel 14

I know this all seems silly to you

hey you're in a new place

you both believe you saw the same thing

I get it no harm in checking it out

looks like whoever was there is gone now

it's creepy view though no doubt

figures

water soda

beer

no thanks I'm sorry to trouble you hey

could I check your phone

yeah sure

no signal that is weird

either one works

could be a power thing and sun spots or whatever

could be as cloudy outside

I mean I'm sure they'll work again soon

guys relax okay

put on a comedy or something get some sleep

even if there was someone out there he's gone now

well thanks anyway George

it was nice to meet you

we'll see you around if we survive the night

getting used to new place takes some time

it's a great building

well I feel crazy

you know

George made a great point about getting a deadbolt yeah

first thing tomorrow no question

should we get back to TV maybe we shouldn't

no I meant to sing to the top

just in case I don't want it knowing we're home

God this is so not funny I know

what oh shit

no no

no no

no I forgot

I paused it before we left so we're behind

ah what

what what

what is he I don't know I'm trying to catch up

do it faster

how long ago was this I'm not sure we're not lying

ah

wait sometime

what the hell is that thing

he's here Clint

he's inside the building I'm still not caught up

what are you doing

ridding the world of this thing for the baseball bat

if I have to

don't you dare open that door

Clinton wasn't planning on it

it's him

he's right outside

seriously tomorrow Deadpool

ah

I got it ah

yeah

are you kidding me

oh

no

I'm telling you

what the hell was that thing

the cops will never believe us

yeah which is why we can't tell them

by the way we killed a man

you sure that was a man

he was the lurker through the peephole a moment ago

I swear he must have killed our real neighbor

and taken his keys while we were knocking on doors

so you're telling me

the apartment he let us into wasn't even his

that's what I'm saying I need to laugh

okay and now I'm freaked out

I don't understand how we kept changing form in person

he looked completely normal like George

but and he didn't look like

like a demon

interesting

maybe you have a gift that's what we're calling it

but why didn't he kill you guys earlier

in the hall or the apartment

it was obviously toying with them

why

cause he's a demon Rod there's too many plot holes guys

maybe Clint imagine the lurker form

believe me the mind can play tricks under stress

I saw it too Steven

plus the stress started after we saw it not before

relax I was just saying don't tell her to relax man

fine you relax guys

this is getting us nowhere

is one of them the demon or not Mac

it's possible where there's murder there's demons

where's the lurker a demon

certainly has the makeup but still not our demon

just our luck

I think it's your turn

me why me

why not

don't worry

my parents are so not scary

the fact you're even here shows you care I know I just

I hope they like me

what's not to like

besides we're here for grandma nothing Steven

hey it's good to see you again

it's down the hall into the right thanks Grace

she knows

yeah I've been here a lot recently

Grandma's been getting worse

my parents told me today was important

but I'm not sure why we were meant to be together

you were supposed to love me

I wanna warn you about grandma um

she can be a little

no I understand um

for a psychiatric word if that's what you mean

well she's not violent just out there

yeah you hear stuff like that sometimes

I feel for them they don't choose to be sick

most people don't even give them the time and day

act like it's their fault

that's sad it's good to see you here again Steven

how's grandma

well she's fine

just fine dear

it's better if you just go see her

mom dad

this is my girlfriend Kate

oh why didn't you tell us about her son

yeah Steven

why didn't you because as you can see

they get weird about this kind of stuff

nonsense Steven you only think we do

can we go see grandma now

thanks for the heads up no

they're just acting weird

I'm glad you said it first

but I knew it should have told them I was coming

I'm sorry Kate

it's just that uh

this is it 3 person Max

your friend will have to stay out here

listen um

wait outside and I'll come get you after I got it

hey Steven

you never told me what was wrong with your grandma

what the

where's grandma come sit

relax mom

what's going on now now dear be still

mom what are you doing Steven

don't you know Grandma's been gone for years

you're the patient here now

doctors orders to take these pills

so you need to what did you do with Grandma Steven

listen to yourself you're sick now

don't fret this will calm you down

no

I'm sorry mom

get back here stay back

hey run

run

get back here stay back no

Steven Steven

get back here now

Steven there's nowhere to run

what the hell did you do

he just appeared

Code Grace we have a

it's no use I already tried it

are you okay yeah

I I guess so

why is everyone going crazy

I feel like I'm going crazy

I try to remember

think

my parents

they care about you

they've been here helping the doctors

nobody ever said anything about restraining you

what you were in on this

yeah

I work here

no you don't

you're my girlfriend

we met in school

you've never been here before in your life

you're here for me to visit my grandma

grandma hasn't been here in years Steven

you know this I visit her all the time

I remember you used to

I went along with this as part of your rehab okay

it's

it's what the doctors wanted

Steven think

do you remember us walking in together

of course I do I mean

everyone knows me because I'm here all the time

yeah

but as a patient

I did meet you here

yes oh

so I'm crazy now is that it

I hear you

something's off if you work here

then why are you hiding

you're not telling me something

you need to remember on your own I can't think

you told me you were schizophrenic

no grandma is

what are those pills they wanted me to take

I thought I

oh my God

I remember

I am a patient strange how you're thinking more clearly

at some medicines wearing off

let me see

how long have I been here

months

wait

these aren't antipsychotics

oh great

so I'm psychotic now too

no actually

you're not look

that's DMT

not chloropromozine or haloperidol

or whatever you're supposed to be taking

well how do you know what it is

DMT comes in many forms this is one of them

so I'm getting better not worse

who if this is DMT

then these pills are preventing my schizophrenia

they're causing it

throw them away

but I need them I know I need them

that's what they want you to think throw them away

just feeling the effects of what's left in your system

okay

DMT is N dimethatryptamine

it's like the strongest psychedelic drug out there

it causes vivid hallucinations

it twists the truth it makes you forget

how do I know all that

your studies

right

I was studying to be a psychiatrist

so I'm a student and a patient

that doesn't make any sense

you're almost there student

what else do you know um

I know DMT doesn't last very long

so they must have compounded it with an MOA inhibitor

you need it to wear off in order to get your truth

my parents think I'm nuts

I need this to wear off

now I need to remember I how did I end up here

how do I focus

they're gonna check the stairwell eventually

what do I do Kate

there's only one way we can go

over here together

we're coming back quick find somewhere to hide

I can't tell if I'm getting better or worse

if you're a nurse why are you helping me

I've been taking care of you for a while and well

we we found love

and ever since I found out what they were doing to you

I I wanna help you

DMT

they must have a stash of it somewhere

we have to get rid of it all of it

but where are they hiding it I don't know

I have to tell my parents I'm okay

they need to know what's going on Steven

no Steven no Steven

okay listen I got them

haha

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

what the hell is this

fight it Steven fight it

you need your rest

you're not yourself take your medication son no

mom Dad I'm not crazy they've been drugging me no

no no you're just having

what kind of father are you

David Capsule you'll stop this insanity right now

you're not thinking straight Stephen

think why would your parents wanna keep you here

how could your own mother wanna strap you down

inject you with something

what kind of parent would do that to their child

you're right

they wouldn't

they're not really my parents

then my doctors take your pill

get off me they've been drugging me

how much you saw tell them

I remember I remember someone died

he's lying paranoid schizophrenic

pathological liar delusional

nothing he says is credible or makes any sense

it's all in this file

oh no

no no no

no no

no no

oh this is not

what the hell is in that

he's dangerous so date the prisoner

prisoner you heard that

he said prisoner I mean patient

oh I remember now

I'm not a patient here at all

I came here one day to visit as a student

I just want to take a leak

but I saw it happen

these two doctors gave some violent patient

and sedative to calm down

but it was too much

a seizure like this he never woke up

I tried to help and they grabbed me

strapped me down

must have gave me DMT pills

I don't remember anything making much sense after that

until now they kept going to show me up

they kept feeding me that poison

why are you two idiots standing there

can't you see he's dangerous

so thank him I have to find the rest of the pills

Steven the utility room

oh thanks Grace

wait

come on

Jesus

oh don't be stupid Steven

you're sick

we can help you I don't need help

you sick bastard you do no

it has to be done

it had to be done seems like

there's a fine line between doctor and patient

go go

no no

no no

no no

it had to be done no

no it had to be done

it had to be done

oh

shit

I may not have enough to get him for the man he killed

but they can get him for what he did to me

thanks for believing in me

do you remember everything now

I think it's finally starting to wear off for good

I know it is

I'm so sorry for

the same name tag I wore the day I came here

not real Steven

you made me up in your own mind

once the drugs were off

I'm gone for good what

no

I can't lose you

not now

I love you

there must be more somewhere

you have to let me go for you

okay you're real

something about you is real we have is real

and one day you'll find it again

no

well now I'm depressed it's so sad

I wish there was magic in your story

maybe then Kate could have stayed

interesting point kid

there was nothing supernatural in his story

yeah what's that about Mac

well that's not entirely true

the other day just like she said I would

I saw Kate right before my eyes walking down six staff

are you guys missing the obvious

Stephen killed that doctor lady

of course he did she's nuts

but he chose to kill her

he didn't have to inject her with that needle

did he oh

I don't know Clint

maybe they had me really

really doped up on a strong drug

you killed someone too and he was a demon

everyone shut up

you see what he sees right

if you're watching

from the point of view of the certifiably insane

I'm not insane we don't know that

which makes your story unreliable

if Steven truly was schizophrenic

which I'm not saying you are

my vision would be a bit off

but still

we're not done

there's two of you left

two cards left

okay kiddo

your turn it's fine Matt

I'll go next the girl your age on a train at 3 a

m doesn't sit right with me

me neither does your mom know you're here

my mom like she cares

come on man

she's not a demon look at her

she's just a kid I'm sorry

is she too young to be a demon

you think demons just fall out of the sky at 18:30

like that from the sky

maybe lower like

is this a joke to you

do you know how long I've been doing this

the hell I've seen

how long have you been doing this

long before you were born pal

demons are either born into this world

through the guise of humans

or human chooses to become one

sometimes it takes them a while to know what they are

sometimes they've always known

either way

no age is too young for pure evil

and we're running out of time

aren't you going to pick it up losers

why can't you just leave us alone

because I'm having too much fun

proving what losers you are

how do you two live you're so pathetic

whoops

what gonna use your Siamese Kung fu on us

now the Siamese are from Siam stupid

and Kung fu is Chinese besides

we're not Siamese twins we're conjoined conjoined

what does that even mean that's even funnier

why do you have to be such monsters

where the monsters you've got two of everything

we're still two different people

oh my God

go back to the carnival you freaks

why did you have to stab her

oh

stop taking crap from that pom pom cheerleading bitch

the only way to handle a bully is to punch them

right back in their big

fat mouth instead

you waste all your time reading your stupid books ah

you're just as bad as she is

I'm trying to help you

I wish I could just be separated from you

wouldn't that be nice what's stopping you

you know the doctors can do it

the fact that we could die

well if you had the guts

maybe I'd finally have a spine

that doesn't make any sense

we both have spines I wish

all clear

now maybe they'll think twice before messing with us

you shouldn't have done it Jess now they're pissed

you really thought we weren't gonna figure out

which way you've been going

great now you can remind us the work and join twins

you know in case we forgot

hope that hurts like hell

it does

and now you're gonna pay

maybe a night in the old well will teach you a lesson

please Christina

don't

she doesn't have the guts

maybe we'll figure out how to get them out

like tomorrow maybe

I hate you

it's freezing

we can't even climb the rope and gym

we're stuck down here

just like I'm always stuck with you

it's all your fault you can never stick up for yourself

get away from me

all you ever do is blame me for everything

dead weight

we're no wishing well

too bad wishes never come true

I believe in wishes what do you wish for

for Christina and Jo to die a horrible death

that's a terrible thing to wish for

maybe wishes do come true

this one's from the early 1900s

perhaps it's worth something

check this one out never seen one like this before

it looks like it's in Hebrew or Arabic maybe

I'm not sure how would you know I read

I Wish You Were in English

what just happened

who cares you know how much money we're gonna make

it says three wishes

there's more three rules intention is everything

what does that mean means don't be stupid stupid

rule 2 say I wish to wish no it's a rocks

rule 3 you can't unwish a wish

awesome 3 wishes 2 wishes what do you mean 2 wishes

it says 3 right there

but I wish to be able to read the coin

I used one way to go dummy

you wasted one if I had it

we wouldn't even know we had 3 wishes well

since you royally screwed up

I get the last 2 that's not fair we each get one

but we have to think carefully about what it says

the rules sound complicated

I wish to be out of this well and back in the park

totally works what the hell

now we only have one wish left uh

I wish we had a million wishes

that wish never works now we've used them all up

the rules didn't say that

watch I wish for us be back in the well

it it didn't work the rules said we can't unwish a wish

remember if we wished ourselves out of the well

we can't wish ourselves back in

I wish we were back in our room

told ya that was 4 unlimited wishes 999,996 to be exact

you asked for a million

tomorrow at school is gonna be payback time

no wishes are based on intention right

so we don't have to worry about being too literal

like in every wishing story ever

the coin knows what we mean

Jess

we have to think before we wish and we have to agree

I wish you had no wishes

when you asked for 1 million wishes

you said us and you can't unwish wish

I wish that if you ever wish to separate us

we lose all of our wishes

you little bitch

then I wish you can't ever wish to separate us

that we don't lose our powers

good can't get rid of me

I have to keep my eye on you what a dream of it

morning losers

I wish you'd fall on your face

wow

I wish that didn't happen

can't unwish a wish I wish to fix her nose

tomorrow

I will be assigning you new lab partners and will

excuse me

new love partners good luck with that

I wish you guys never to laugh again ever

I wish that they could make sounds almost like laughing

when they normally would be laughing

you're awesome

I see you both clawed your way out

did you call the bearded lady

or did you trapeze yourself out

hey look

they're so hateable they even hate each other

that was a freak I'd hate me too

you're the pathetic ones

you have no idea what it's like being picked on

day after day yeah

cause we're the ones everyone wants to be like

well I wish you

I wish the two of you were conjoined twins just like us

ah

ah

I was just out of here oh my God

I'm a dude I was having fun

you know we could have ended up anywhere

why the well

and tension is everything

I thought of it

oh my God did you see their faces

why can't you just wish her to leave us alone

and let her off easy hell no

that was just as if I ever saw it

ruining their lives they left us for dead Jen

the only way to stop a bully is to be the bully

Christina did what she wanted

because popularity is power

we have the power now and you're abusing it

that makes us just like her

so we deserve her life damn

I should have connected them by their faces

wait I still can't

can't I I wish for Christina and Joe to forget

ever not being conjoined unbelievable

where's the torture in that

they're the first boy girl conjoined twins ever

isn't that torture enough

I wish for them to wet their beds once a week

for the rest of their lives

stop it Jess

alright that's it

if you wanna make a wish you have to run it by me first

if not I'll unwish it

you can't unwish a wish I'll figure something out

if you hate me so much why don't you just wish me dead

because you're my sister

whatever I'm bored just go home

you're back was I dreaming I doubt it

you're doing this to me I wish my head didn't hurt

I've been wishing while you're asleep

I like to wish you dead and 6 hours later

bring you back

that way I can relax without you

you know that way I can keep my powers

in case that counts as separation

cause I wasn't really sure on what you intended

you know

I created a monster I'm not the monster you are

no stupid I really created a monster in there

tomorrow I think

I'll bring it to school and let it kill everyone

won't that be fun to watch

you wanna see my monster now

no hey monster show yourself

I wish that monster away you can't unwish your wish

Jack I wish you can't harm anyone ever

damn it Jen

I'd kill you permanently

but you'd literally be dead weight

I'd wish for you not to wish anymore

but I can't unwish my wish

of a million wishes I'd wish to be separated from you

but then I'd lose all my powers

I need to get rid of you but I don't know how

I wish you couldn't harm anyone ever

won't work Jen

I've already wished to harm too many people

then I wish we were separated

I already wished you can't wish that

then I wish we were in surgery

about to be separated by someone else

I wish

I wish

I wish

no

no no more

I wish no one remembers you ever existing

I don't know

Jeez folks

don't piss her off you killed your sister

yes and it was the hardest

most awful thing ever that's why I'm here now

I just came from the hospital

can't you see that I've saved you all

she was dangerous okay

so another murder what now

wish kid mind wishing to reveal the demon

save us time I can't wish anymore

I wished to be separated remember

is she the Demon Mac certainly has the makeup

but so do the rest of you

like a coin said intention is everything

I don't know what any of you were thinking

that was the first intentional murder

oh please

they've all been intentional

well

that just leaves you then pretty boy

it's pretty silly actually

it's not like I killed anyone or anything

you know it's trivial somehow

I doubt that

but you wouldn't believe me if I told you anyway

okay maybe you guys would

fine

let's get this over with Demon Hunter

okay Rod

thank God it's Friday if I wasn't working Saturday

right

huh

right

I knew it you like the new girl

Carol right

right Carol

you should ask her out why didn't you tell me sooner

because I knew you'd say that well

why not

so awkward

we work together

she's gonna say no anyway

so what's the point here we go again

you realize you just gave me three excuses three

you have any idea how many girls like you

doesn't mean she does fine

then ask someone out that we do know likes you

there's plenty

they're not Carol seriously uh

at least like no one but her

you're so damn picky no

I'm not focused you know what

I got a solution for you yeah

when I'm done she's gonna be asking you out

I got my ways you'll see gotta be subtle

and get back to work I mean really

what are your priorities

thank you

anyone here

it says open

hello

hello

hello

Jesus

hello

hello

I know

everyone skips a beat when they first see my hotness

it'll pass that's not why I skip the beat

sure it isn't sweetie

are you miss Mooney yeah

but you can call me Mooney

cause you're cute and everyone else does

okay

um do you sell like um

magic potions

yeah on a card

wonderful

right this way

cute butt too I heard that that was the plan

she actually make all these potions yourself

what you said that half of the room is just a mirror

I'm kidding

mystics are hilarious mystics

you're not here to have your fortune read

are you this is a potion shop

no I know good

I hear Madame Renee on that way

will give you that 100% guarantee thing what a quack

do these potions really work

I was hoping you could help me with a girl problem

you

I know it's just the thing and it'll cost you nothing

forget these city potions

come back to my place I thought this was your place

no my place around the corner

this was a mistake

oh take that ladle out of your ass

I was just kidding what's your name cute butt

rod of course it is

someone like you shouldn't have girl problems

so you know

oh yeah I sit now you're one of those

one of what let me guess

in high school zits all over

no no

no used to be fat right

well both actually

typical ugly duckling who doesn't know he's a swan

oh you have some deep rooted issues going on in there

Jeez am I really that screwed up

that point is baby I take you home any day of the week

including Sunday

thoughts I would certainly make a difference

oh you are hot

do yourself a favor go home now

don't involve yourself with the magic potions

or the problems they bring

I'll go with you you know what coffee

that booster one night special

I was hoping you could actually

just sell me a love potion instead

when you call it a day I love potion

haha the arrogance

what kind of magic

potion store doesn't sell love potion

I have all sorts of potions here

some more expensive than others

but no one has ever come up with a love potion

right yeah

of course what was I thinking

time to take Mooney home with me

is that what you would think

I'll see you around

we do have a last potion but it's not the same

a lost potion that's right

let me guess it's only temporary not at all

then I'll take it

if you're willing to give this to a woman

you can't possibly love her

love her I don't even know her

how much

this is last portion number

who cares how much for you

cute ass and even 4

50 450

are you nuts I'm giving you that cute guy discount

it's usually five this is a very powerful

rare mixture I don't even know if it works

have a sip I'll give you the night of your life

fine if it doesn't work

come back I'll refund 50%

50% that's the worst deal I've ever heard

3:50 if you take me home 4:50

it is salt no offense

why is it whenever someone says that

I'm offended anyway

4:50 my friend

let's just get this over with before I change my mind

surprised place like this isn't cash only

with all this power we keep our clients limited

but we're legit would be chaos yeah

limited to those who can afford it

this is what it feels like to get robbed

last chance to reconsider

no no I'll try anything

of course you know

you have to make sure you're the first person she sees

after she takes a drink

nope didn't know that one

thanks though

that last major detail you almost forgot to tell me

as long as she sees you

you're the one should last over for how long

forever cute ass

and then she finds out you gave it to her

awareness of the magic

is the only thing that breaks the spell

won't be a problem well

if it is another last potion

will never walk on her again

you have an out but once you use it

that's it we tend to build immunities to magic

of course right

everyone knows that

any other last minute

super important warnings I should know about

tell anyone about this place

and I'll kill you

okay that's not a warning

that's a threat is it pretty sure

just kidding I see that Ladle's tooth has a warm home

I feel very high note I'll see you around

coffee how sweet thanks

I hate Mondays don't you

oh yeah

worst

you seem different today huh

are you feeling alright yeah

um coffee is fantastic today

the same to me see you later

see you

I know this is kind of inappropriate work

but who cares right

do you want to get drinks later right

yeah

great

your idea was genius

she asked me out had no idea it really work see

I told you I had you covered

just keep it on the DL

I can't be doing favors for everyone

that would be chaos

boy do I owe you one

um you okay sport

you're almost an hour late

uh huh yep

good

oh hey hey

how did the date go great like a second ago

yeah

rough night

yeah like really okay

you know see no more I don't want to hear

see you again tonight

you're right she's

intense

yep that's okay

best night of my life last night

you look terrible

Gee thanks

everything okay with Carol

too good

non stop day and night for the last week

no sleep

like seriously no sleep spent

you can't keep this up you know

I want to what's wrong

I feel

I feel guilty guilty for what

you know it's all based on one big lie

what lie you know

your idea if I come clean

I'm gonna lose it for sure

I'm not being ungrateful

but keeping the secret from her is just wrong look

I don't understand why you feel so bad

but if it's killing you just tell her the truth

she'll get over it get over it

this is like a really big deal

but yeah it's the right thing to do

I'm gonna do it

hey hey what's wrong

we have to talk

I know after what I'm about to tell you

you won't love me anymore

but I have to tell you because I love you

you love me Caroline

I don't know how to say this so I'm just gonna say it

I gave you a lost potion a lost potion yeah

I spiked your coffee with it on Monday I'm so sorry

haha I'm serious

of course how could you possibly believe me

but I do believe

you don't need to use a silly potion on me

how do you know that

I mean how could you know that for sure

does it matter I love you

even now

so

we're cool

looks like that one well see no sweats

you know Mooney said that

if she became aware of the lust potion

she'd snap right out of it

I guess this means that she always really liked me

Mooney Love Potion now lost potion

come on business card you left your genius plan what

what what card Rod

the business card that you left me

right here on the counter

what are you talking about

my plan was to talk you up to Carol so I did

okay

a love potion lust potion

good one buddy

oh my God

oh my God

hello come back here now

or something

this wasn't William's card it was yours I

all this time

I've been feeling guilty when it should have been you

you were there when I found this card

it was you who spiked me with the last potion

first in my coffee that's why you believe me

and why I spent $450 on one for myself

damn how could you do that to me

you were willing to do it to me

only because you did it to me first

you still have feelings for me

don't you no

you're wrong

you do love me I know it

you just needed a little push

we were so happy together

you're out of your mind

give me another chance

it's never going to happen

I don't want you you're crazy

I never wanted you you tricked me

no you can't do this

we were meant to be together I'll never love you

security

Carol look

I'm sorry no

you were supposed to love me

you were supposed to love me

look

if you really love me you won't hurt me right

no

no oh my God

that's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard

really that won the contest

see I never killed anyone

you might as well have yeah

and you agreed to use a lust potion on her

that's sick

what no

every move I made

after drinking the coffee that she gave me first

wasn't me

it's not what keeps me up at night

brings a new meaning to drinking under the influence

that's for sure you could have handled her better Rod

once you knew maybe she wouldn't have died

yeah that's what does keep me up at night

but she took away my free will

I was pissed

you of all people should understand that Steven

you don't know for sure she gave you a lust potion

Mac didn't see it and she never outright admitted it

like Mac says

we can't know what you were thinking

intention is everything right kid

you really think

I'm dumb enough to spend $450 on a lost potion

I mean what kind of a nut job would willingly do that

Carol apparently it doesn't make me a demon

tell him Mac

I for one am starting to think

it's clear that none of us are the demons

from our stories those demons are dead

yeah Mac

maybe you just made a mistake

I don't make mistakes Partner

Steven's right

we have that in common

we're all the victims of our own demons

your sister was the victim in your story tab

but not you no

and that wife of yours

if she got killed by a fake fortune telling

serial killer

you wouldn't consider yourself the victim

I'm just saying

please Mac let us go home

alright everyone just give me a minute

something's missing

the demon has to be Steven

I mean stories

the only one that's unreliable

you're looking at me when that little girl

willingly murdered her own sister

I had to she would have killed us all

Tabitha since spirits to kill a killer

what makes me any worse

these two murdered someone

they claim looked like a demon

sometime Mac saw it to tell them

Mac lover boy over here

blatantly drove a woman to kill herself

I was under a damn spell

won't anybody listen to me

who's the unreliable one now Rod

yeah absolutely

shut the hell up

we're out of time

the fact is ladies and gentlemen

you are all responsible for a death

intentional or unintentional

but as we've Learned today

intention is everything

I saw your phone earlier

may I have it

do you know how to use it

yeah I know how to use it

I wanna show you something

both of you

what are we looking for

you'll know

it's her

what are you doing Jennifer Run run

that's not Jennifer Partner

that's Jessica she's the demon

stay back you pathetic assholes

I wish you can't come any closer

she got her powers how

she wished to be separated

Jennifer did it doesn't count

damn it

I thought wishing to look exactly like my sister

would throw you off and it almost did

but it doesn't matter because I wish

Jesus Rod

what are you doing

what they said she was the demon

I really thought she was Jennifer

I got my stories crossed when looking into her soul

for wishing to look like her sister

made it difficult to see who was who

whoa whoa

hey

still just a kid right

can't just kill her she's also a demon

never too young out of my way partner

they were not identical

and conjoined twins are by nature

it's unnatural

should have known it was cause one of them was a demon

you guys saw a demon through the phone yeah

but we didn't have to Clint

lift up her shirt on the right side just a little

what are you looking at

you've gone along with me this long just do it

I was tipped off

when I saw her scratch on the right side

Jennifer was on her left then they confirmed it

I just realized that every time that we saw

the lurker was through a lens

the surveillance camera

the people the camera right in person

we saw George right

hand me the steak Mac

I'll do it yeah

he's gonna find you Mark

who

let him come

who is she talking about Mac

I hunt demons

demons hunt me

one in particular

has had it out for me for over a century

long story maybe next time

are you immortal or something

no just don't age anymore

part of the gig

well

I definitely feel better now about knocking her out

wow

poor Jennifer

Jessica really killed her Jennifer was a hero

the demon with the million wishes

it's not something we want running around

glad I could finish the job for her

oh

my gosh it's late

well thank you all for your cooperation or whatever

like we had a choice

you wanna go out sometime

no potions allowed promise

okay pretty boy why not

see there was magic in my story

got a date with a woman I made up in my own mind her

so I thought

hey Mac

where you up to next

oh you know

could be an airplane elevator

nightclub

you never know where someone like me is gonna end

up next

the two of you got quite a gift

demon detection through a lens

that's a new one even to me

I don't understand

we've never seen anything like this before

sometimes when soul mates are put together

they develop powers they never realized they had

you two looking for a job

we could use some people like you to join the hunt

how do we find you

don't worry

you're interested I'll find you

happy hunting