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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM

[faint distant whirring]

[whirring speeds up]

Call me if you need anything.

Perfect. Thanks, Roberto.

A little welcome gift.

You drive me completely crazy.

[phone buzzing]

-Hi, darling. -[woman] Hi.

-Everything OK at home? -Yeah... just busy,

but I've nearly finished the communion menu.

For the starter, I'm torn between stuffed courgette flowers

and pepper mousse.

It may be too light with salmon tartare as the main.

Understandable. Yes, it's a delicate balance.

-Just take your time, darling. -[child crying over phone]

Everything would be so simple if the kids weren't there.

And if you didn't have such a nice ass.

Where is that little peachy ass of mine?

Little juicy peachy ass.

It's like a little alien coming from another planet.

[rock music playing through headphones]

-[gasps] -[glass shatters]

Richard!

What the fuck?

-What the hell are you doing here? -Nice to see you, too.

We bust our asses to get here a day early.

What a drag.

The chopper's being serviced.

Two hours getting shaken to bits.

Oh... Jennifer.

Just a friend.

She...

She came for...

...two days before.

Anyway, Stan, Dimitri, my associates.

Hi.

-Hi. -Hey.

I'll leave you guys to it.

I'm going to go take a shower.

Elizabeth and the kids OK?

She's leaving tomorrow.

You weren't meant to meet.

See you in the pool!

As soon as I can, I'll fly far away.

Oh tell me where.

I'll book my plane ticket right now.

To L.A.

Everything is possible there.

Everything goes faster.

And you can be noticed in no time.

-Stan! Your phone! Hélène! -[phone vibrating]

Forget it! I'm divorcing her!

And be noticed as what?

I don't know.

Just to be noticed.

You'd have to be blind not to notice you.

What the hell is that?

Fuck. Leave it.

What is it?

Peyote.

A local and highly powerful hallucinogenic.

This shit could flatten a football team.

OK, it's for me.

Hey!

This plus weapons, guaranteed accidents, you fucking morons.

A few years ago, a Polish guy got so high on this shit,

he sawed his own leg off without feeling a damn thing.

He died without a drop of blood in his body.

Here you go, beautiful. Could you go and hide it somewhere safe?

Wait! Give it here!

["Dance Like Machines" plays]

Uh oh, here comes trouble.

♪ Pour up ♪

♪ Blow down ♪

[men hoot]

♪ Speed up Never slow down ♪

♪ What, what Oh, wow ♪

♪ Shit's about to go down ♪

Oh yeah!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

♪ Cyborgs and androids Dance like machines ♪

Go Stan!

Look!

♪ Don't stop the everlasting beats ♪

♪ Cyborgs and androids Dance like machines ♪

Woo hoo!

It's my turn.

No! Come on!

-Game over! -Come on, man!

-Goodnight! -We were just having fun!

See you tomorrow!

Hey! There she is.

Oopsy.

Hang on a sec.

There we go.

Oh, Richard went to give our passport to the gamekeeper.

It will take him all morning.

Oh.

And Dimitri is nursing a hangover.

Which will also take all morning.

So...

It's just the two of us.

I'm gonna start packing.

Oh.

If I want to be ready on time.

Sorry.

Didn't mean to scare you.

No, it's okay. You just surprised me.

That's all.

Hey. This is a nice bedroom.

Yes, it is.

You know,

it really is a shame

we didn't have more time to get to know each other better.

Call me when you can.

We could do a thing or two...

together.

I don't know if I'll have time with work and everything.

Oh, work?

So now you're a fucking politician.

What is it you don't like about me?

No, nothing.

I just want to know.

So,

tell me.

What is it you don't like about me?

You're-- You're not my type. That's all.

Oh.

Why am I not your type?

'Cause you're...

You're too small.

Oh.

I like taller guys. That's all.

There we go.

But I haven't changed height since yesterday, have I?

I asked you a simple question.

Even for your tiny little brain,

shouldn't be too difficult to understand.

So I'll ask you again.

Did my height...

change...

since yesterday?

No.

And yet you seemed to like me yesterday.

No, but I--

Yeah. When we were dancing together last night.

Everything was very clear.

You came onto me like a pussy.

Rubbing yourself against me.

Turning me on.

And now, suddenly,

I'm not your type.

Like that.

Boom

During the night

I've become too small for you.

Yesterday you were dying for it.

And now you're barely...

Stop.

Richard will be back anytime soon.

Richard.

[grunts]

[door creaks]

[whimpering]

Can't you see we're busy?

If you want some, come in, otherwise get lost.

[crunch echoes]

[candy stretches, snaps]

[chewing and gnashing echoing loudly]

[Jennifer sobbing]

[Jennifer wailing]

[TV volume increases]

[thud]

[glass thudding]

Done. It's all here.

Listen... there's been a slight problem with Jen.

Hey.

Call the helicopter.

Call the helicopter. I want to go home.

Shh. Calm down. Calm down.

I'll take care of everything, okay?

Don't worry.

[door slams]

-[Richard] Are you nuts? -[Stan] I'm sorry.

[Richard] Sorry? Are you nuts or what?

-[Stan] Calm down. -[Richard] I left you for 2 hours!

-[Stan] I know. -[Richard] You know?

Where are your brains?

How long did I sleep for?

Has the helicopter arrived?

Shh.

Everything's okay.

I fixed everything.

I made a few phone calls to find you a job...

in Canada.

It's practically Los Angeles.

That's the amount to transfer to an account for you.

You can use it as you please.

Jen, this is the possibility to change your life.

To fulfill your dreams.

I want to go home right now.

-Call that fucking helicopter. -Baby. Baby. Baby.

Don't act like a child.

You know that's not possible.

If you love me,

think about me.

Okay, he fucked up big time.

But you're so damn beautiful, too. It's hard to resist you.

Come on.

Jen, they'll come and apologize and we'll forget about the whole thing.

You call the goddamn helicopter or I'll call your wife and tell her everything.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

You little whore.

Dare threaten me or fuck things up in my life?

Don't you ever talk about my wife.

Don't you ever say her name.

Hey, stop! Stop! Stop!

Jen, look at me.

I'm sorry about the slap.

I didn't mean to hurt you. It's just stress.

I lashed out without thinking.

Give me your phone.

Give me your fucking phone.

I'm calling the chopper.

I don't want to hear another word about it.

You're a fucking mess.

Hey, Roberto. It's Richard.

How are you?

I'm very good, thank you. Listen, we planned a pick up at 2:30 p.m.?

Yeah, and I would like to make it earlier.

Yeah, as soon as possible.

Perfect.

Okay, thanks.

He'll be there in 30 minutes.

Okay?

[Stan hyperventilating]

Why the fuck did you do that?

She could have put us in jail.

All three of us. For 15 years.

So now, do as I say.

We go hunting as planned.

We clean up this mess on the way.

Then we bring home our trophies, like every year.

We do nothing to arouse suspicion.

And everything will be fine.

Understood?

Understood?

[Richard] Hi, darling, are you busy?

No, I just wanted to hear your voice.

Yes, everything's fine. How about you?

Did you make a decision?

The courgette flowers.

I knew it. They'll be perfect.

I'm proud of you and your organizational skills.

I can't wait to see you all. I miss you.

I love you.

I was looking for you.

Look...

I wanted to say I'm really sorry about Jen.

About who?

Jen.

Never heard of her.

[falling droplets echo loudly]

[gasps]

[groaning]

-[fire crackling] -[branches snapping]

[vehicle engines roaring ]

Shit! Someone must have taken her.

If she didn't die right away, she must be dying nearby.

Listen to me. Maybe it's not too late.

We take her to the hospital, say it was an accident.

We'll get lawyers. They'll think of something.

They always do.

It will always be--

We call no one. We say nothing at all.

What's your problem?

She's alone. Her guts hanging out. There's three of us. Armed.

So, what are you afraid of?

You seemed to have balls with her.

So pick them up

and let's go find her.

[engine revving]

She was right here under our noses.

It won't take long to find her.

I'll go that way.

Okay. I'll go back up.

I'll stay here in case...

she comes back this way.

What?

Two going the same way is stupid!

Good thing we got the heated seats for Stan's little ass.

Alright, we can swap. No problem.

Stay here if you want.

[engine revs]

[car beeps

-[seatbelt buckle clicks] -[beeping stops]

[engine revs]

[bubbles gurgle]

[Jen gasps]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy! Take it easy!

Take it easy!

Take it... take it easy.

[trigger clicks]

Did you really think I was that fucking stupid?

A fucking idiot

who would let his rifle loaded

lying around

for you to touch?

I've got her.

I'll take care of her and meet you at the Jeep.

[jaunty piano music plays]

♪ He makes my heart skip a beat ♪

♪ Driving up in his brand new car ♪

My favorite hunting technique...

is to let the prey come to me,

letting it think it's attacking me.

When in fact, it's me who's waiting for it.

[Dimitri screams]

♪ I'm in love, love ♪

♪ It's everything I've been dreaming of I'm in love ♪

[engine splutters]

[pants]

[screams]

[distorted audio]

[classical music plays]

[blood pumping]

[sinister laughter echoes]

[man, echoing] Murder.

[bird caws]

[sizzling]

What the fuck were you doing? It's been hours.

I had a little fun on the way.

Dimi must have done the same.

Come in, Dimi.

Dimi...

Come in, Dimi.

Dimi.

Come in, Dimi.

Come in, Dimi.

Dimi...

[Stan shrieks]

[retches]

It was supposed to go well.

"It won't take long to find her."

"You seemed to have balls."

Turn off the AC. It pollutes the air. I can't stand it.

Turn off...

the AC.

And come give me a hand.

If only you hadn't pushed her off that fucking cliff.

We told him not to go hunting alone.

The desert is sublime,

but it's merciless with the reckless.

[moans]

Shit! You've busted my nose!

He busted my nose!

Fuck!

I can't believe it.

[gasps]

Hey beautiful.

[screams]

[Stan, echoing] What is it you don't like

about me?

Now that she's on foot again, things will be easier.

Get the map out.

We're gonna comb the mountain.

Check every nook and cranny, every piece of animal shit.

I'll cover the east face, you the west.

We'll meet here.

It'll take three hours.

Four tops.

I'm not sure splitting up is a good idea.

We might get lost, too.

We'll get weaker.

When you're lost in a forest,

they always tell you not to split up.

They tell you to stay together.

And are we lost in a forest?

Are we lost...

in a fucking forest?

-No. -I didn't hear.

No.

Check in halfway and when we get back here.

[car beeps]

[Stan screaming]

[high-pitched ringing]

[Stan whimpering]

[high-pitched ringing]

[glass slicing flesh]

[engine splutters]

Come on!

[engine revs]

[Richard on radio] Come in, Stan.

Come in, Stan. Nothing to report.

Come in, Stan. Stan!

Come in, Stan.

Stan.

Come in, Stan.

Come in, Stan.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[Richard coughs]

Hello, Roberto. It's Richard.

How are you?

Everything's fine, thanks.

I'm calling because we've had a change of plan.

No, it's just that something came up.

At work.

The others had to go back early.

I dropped them at the airport this morning.

Yeah, I'm the winner by default.

I'm just closing up the house. Can you pick me up?

As soon as possible.

Half an hour? Perfect.

See you then.

[thud]

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[clatter in distance]

[table clatters]

Fuck!

[Jennifer groans]

Who the fuck

do you think you are?

You think you're smart

'cause you could fuck those two assholes over?

Those two fucking losers?

And you thought you could win?

Against me?

The only moment that was possible

was when I offered you to leave

without putting up a fight.

But you had to put up a fight.

Women

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[helicopter blades whirring in distance]