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[upbeat pop music]

[guests chattering]

[photographer] Say cheese!

[camera clicks]

- Would you like a bit of...

- Hello, hello, everyone.

Thank you all very much

for coming tonight.

I am a very lucky woman

to have fallen in love

with such a wonderful man.

[guests sigh]

We are now going to

re-enact our first dance.

So would you please

welcome to the stage

the once famous Serene.

[guests clap]

Hang on just a minute.

You promised me a band!

- ["I Believe In Miracles"]

- [guests clap]

♪ I believe in miracles ♪

♪ Where you from, you sexy

thing, sexy thing, you ♪

♪ I believe in miracles ♪

♪ Since you came along,

you sexy thing, you ♪

[guests clapping]

[sighs]

[screams]

[theme music]

♪ Do you remember

the first time ♪

♪ That my eyes set on you? ♪

♪ Your smile

came from nowhere ♪

♪ For sometime never

or sometime soon ♪

♪ The road is a long one ♪

♪ I was only passing through ♪

♪ I was only passing through ♪

[indistinct chatter]

Merci.

It's so lovely here.

- Never used to be.

- What?

This place, proper dump

when I got here.

- Really?

- Oh, yeah.

Drugs, gambling, you had to

wipe your feet on the way out.

[both laugh]

Blimey.

In the end, the

police closed it down.

It was falling apart for ages.

Then Niall and Celine turned

up and transformed it,

changed the village.

So when did you get here then?

Twenty years ago,

just had Xav.

Oh, so Xav's dad is French?

Long story.

So when do you get

your ring back?

Oh, I don't know,

sick of asking.

The only thing he left me

that's worth anything,

and I can't get me hands on it.

[sighs]

- Still go to text him, you know.

- Mm.

See something funny and I think,

"Oh, Rory will love this."

[sighs]

But it was all a lie, wasn't it?

What do I do now?

Choose the parts

I wanna believe,

my own version of events?

I think we all have to

do that to some extent.

I remember when

me mom was dying,

I used to look at other women

my age in the hospital

caring for their moms,

and think about

how we were all members

of the same club,

a club you don't want to be in.

Loss can be a cruel mistress.

You might want to rephrase

that under the circumstances.

[both laugh]

- [upbeat music]

- [coach engine hums]

[case clicks]

[engine hums]

[Judith] When I asked

for a subtle ice sculpture,

I didn't want one that

would sink the Titanic.

I wanted two doves intertwined.

It looks like two rabid dogs

ravishing a bone.

What?

It might have started to melt!

So why on God's earth

did you send it so early?

Well, I'm afraid you're

gonna have to get rid of it,

darling, it is an eyesore.

What?

Well, you can think again

if you think that I am going

to be breaking it up myself.

- I want it gone by 3:00 PM.

- [phone clicks]

Good grief, it's just

almost impossible

to get any decent

service over here.

Well, no offence, dear.

Ah, none taken.

So your CV, let's have a look.

You're from Marseilles, and

you've had lots of experience.

Oui, madame.

I worked for two

private houses there,

and was also involved

in the catering.

I can't see your

references here.

Oh, so sorry, madame,

I thought they were attached.

I will print them out.

No, don't bother, dear.

I only ask for Jeremy,

I never read them anyway.

[both laugh]

Okay then, you are through

to the next round. [laughs]

You know, I like you, Angela,

but I have one final test,

shows me the measure of a woman.

Could you demonstrate for me

your fanciest fold?

[Jeremy] That's not true.

She's gonna love it,

I promise you.

Hang on, she's coming over.

[lips smacking]

[lips smacking]

[laughs]

All right, now listen,

I'll see you later.

No, no, she's gonna be

absolutely thrilled.

[Judith]

Oh, thank goodness for that,

someone with a degree of skill.

Merci.

May I say what a beautiful

house you have here.

Oh, how kind.

You know, we actually

got married here.

- Really?

- Yes.

Anyway, could you

start tomorrow?

Of course, no problem.

Anything else?

No, that's all for now.

I'll see you bright and early

tomorrow, 6:00 AM start.

Well, you won't see me at

such a ghastly hour of course,

Adele will let you in.

Merci.

Oh, sorry, I mean goodbye.

[Jeremy] Good, that's

all sorted then.

[upbeat music]

Hmm.

I brought my own tea

making facilities.

Well, you can't be

too careful, can ya?

My friend went to France once

and caught something

dreadful from a kettle.

You can't be too careful

with foreign water.

[tense music]

You okay?

You're a bit quiet today.

I'm scared, Dom, I am.

If she can kill once,

she can do it again.

And I might be next.

You're not on your own,

you know.

No, Dom, that's just it,

I am on my own.

Fomalhaut is sometimes

called the loneliest star,

because it's the brightest star

in that region of the sky.

What?

Well, you're not that,

you know,

on your own in the universe.

There are other stars twinkling

right alongside you.

Right.

But that sounded a bit

more profound in me head.

[chuckles]

So, what happened

with Xav's dad then?

I asked Gloria this morning,

and she just clammed up.

I honestly don't know.

There was a rumour he was

a missionary or something.

Gloria was with a missionary?

I know, it's weird.

I've never seen her

with a man since.

Hmm, she's better

off without them.

Um, present company excepted.

You should have printed

it out, darling.

I didn't need to

print it out, darling,

because I knew

I would remember it.

Clearly not.

[fingers snap]

- Yes?

- We'd like to check in.

Could somebody take our bags?

We don't have a porter.

Oh, how utterly ridiculous.

How can you call

yourselves a hotel?

Cressida!

Well, we don't call

ourselves a hotel,

because we're a pub.

I think you might be looking for

L'Hotel Pierre up the street.

Female of the species, eh?

[laughs]

[sighs]

Not too bad, considering.

Happy then?

I wouldn't go that far.

Trust that

sister-in-law of yours

not to let us stay

at the chateau.

I mean, for God's sake,

it is your family's.

You know full well

Jeremy bought it,

and let's not go through

all that again please.

And whose fault is that?

I'm gonna take a shower.

Oh, for goodness sake.

Harry, you brought

the wrong tuxedo.

This is at least 30 years old.

That's the one I wore

on Jeremy's stag night.

He'll think it's hilarious.

He'll think we're penniless.

We are.

[water running]

[tense music]

There's a good girl, pass

me that wash bag, will you?

Thank you.

- [melancholy music]

- [hammer bangs]

You all right?

Yeah, you know,

all things considered.

- You know what you need.

- [sighs]

What's that?

You need your distraction.

Oh, do I now?

What were you thinking?

- Well...

- Come on.

No, you're all right.

Go on, what

were you thinking?

- Well...

- Go on!

Well, you would really

be helping me out.

Well, after how much

you've helped me out,

- it's the least I can do.

- Brilliant, okay, okay.

Would you like to be my plus one

at Jeremy and Judith's

anniversary party?

[Mary snoring]

[sinister music]

[alarm bell rings]

Oh, shut the front door!

Oh...

[grunts]

Bloody French fire alarms!

[door clanks]

[Judith] Now, I want this

to be centre stage.

That is Jeremy's family crest.

I want it to be heralded

in gold and blue balloons.

Angela, make sure that

everyone gets a party favour.

Yes, madame.

Only one each, mind, they

have been counted, capiche?

Oui, madame.

My God, I must be delirious,

I'm speaking French.

[laughs]

These have just arrived for you.

More flowers, really?

And where on earth

am I supposed to put them?

Oh, oh, hello, my cherub.

Oh, I see you got my flowers.

Oh, darling, I was just

saying to the girls,

they are so lovely.

I just don't know where

I'm going to put them.

[Angela speaks French]

Now, I have another

little surprise for you.

No, darling, I haven't

really got the time.

Yes, you do.

This will make you sparkle.

Now, close your eyes.

Open them.

[Jeremy laughs]

It's coral, darling,

symbolizes 35 years' devotion.

- Oh, thank you, darling.

- [lips smack]

You're welcome.

Now, I have one more

little surprise for you.

[laughs]

[Dom] Meet you at La Couronne

at 7:00 PM?

Do we have to?

- Ah, you promised.

- I know, but...

Hey, it's '80s theme,

and it's fancy dress.

Eh, it is?

Why didn't you say?

I'll be there.

I am walking on sunshine.

[laughs]

- Oh!

- [phone buzzes]

Hang on, Dom, I've gotta go,

it's my estate agent.

[Dom] Okay,

I'll speak to you later.

See you, love.

- Hi, Barbara!

- Hello, Jean.

Good news, I have

a viewing for you.

[Judith laughs]

Are you ready, my sweet?

Yes, yes, I'm ready, darling.

[Jeremy laughs]

Mary, what are you doing here?

When you said your sister

couldn't make it work, darling,

I said, "Well, old boy, it's

up to you to make it work."

So here she is.

Yes, funny, I didn't

get the first invite.

[chuckles]

[lips smack]

You look very well, Judith.

- Fat?

- [Mary] What?

That's what you say when

someone's put weight on.

Well, it's not good

to be too thin

as you get older.

A rule you obviously abide by.

Now, darling, it seems only

fair if your sibling's here,

mine should be here too.

Come in, you two.

Cressida and Harry! [laughs]

Isn't this fantastic?

[chuckles]

And it gets better.

Adele, bring it in.

Isn't this wonderful,

all the family together

after 35 years?

Do you like what I've done

with the old place, Harry?

Oh, do you remember when

Walter fell down that well?

You cried for days. [laughs]

I loved that dog.

[chuckles]

Drinkies all round.

Have you come as Lady Diana?

I'm Simon Le Bon.

It's quite handy actually,

'cause I've always had

a look of Cyndi Lauper.

Oh, yeah. [laughs]

Eh, Judith does know

how to throw a good do.

And there's sense in

keeping your enemies close,

if you know what I mean.

Mm. Right, we ready?

Yeah, let's do it.

[sighs]

Oh, sorry.

- Hello, you!

- Dad!

Look at you, you look wonderful.

Takes me right back to

when you were a teenager.

Sunday lunchtimes

at the Golden Goose.

What was that song

you used to sing?

"Two out of Three Ain't Bad",

that's it.

And you look just

like him tonight.

Dad, I've modelled meself

on Joan Jett, not Meatloaf.

I'm only pulling your leg,

I knew that. [laughs]

What you doing here, Dad?

You never called.

Well, I just thought

I'd come and see

my favourite little girl.

Nothing wrong with that,

is there?

I just needed a change

of scene for a while.

- A while?

- Couple of weeks?

Days?

[sighs]

A couple of nights.

Here, take me keys

and let yourself in.

I've a party to go to.

I'll be back later.

- You're a good girl.

- [Gloria] See ya!

[laughs]

[upbeat pop music]

[guests chattering]

[photographer] Say cheese!

[camera clicks]

It's being so happy

that keeps them going.

[all laugh]

Oh, thank you.

Oh.

- Oh!

- Oh!

Oh!

Waste not, want not.

[laughs]

There you are.

Where have you been?

You said that your phone

was easy to work.

I can't find the song.

I can't find the song!

You want to do the dance now?

Yes!

[sighs]

Excuse-moi.

Uh, excuse me, please,

can you press play

when Judith has

finished her speech?

I am very busy.

Uh, yeah, sure.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, hello.

Thank you all so much

for coming tonight.

I am a very lucky woman

to have fallen in love with

- such a wonderful man.

- [guest sigh]

And I'm also lucky enough still

to fit into the dress I wore

when I married

that wonderful man.

[guests laugh]

Not many of us can say that,

can we, girls?

[Judith laughs]

We are now going to

re-enact our first dance.

So would you please

welcome to the stage

the once famous Serene.

[guests clap]

Hang on just a minute.

You promised me a band.

["I Believe In Miracles"]

- ♪ I believe in miracles ♪

- [guests clap]

♪ Where you from, you sexy

thing, sexy thing, you ♪

[water trickling]

Just turn the key

and lift the handle a bit, Dad.

All right, okay.

See you later, bye, Dad.

[zipper zips]

♪ I believe in miracles ♪

♪ Since you came along,

you sexy thing, you ♪

[guests clap]

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Where did you

come from, baby? ♪

[Adele screams]

Ladies and gentlemen,

you may all go home now,

but we require everyone

to present their passports

at the station as

soon as possible,

where they will be held

until our investigations

are complete.

And, of course,

we will be requiring

statements from everyone.

Oh, for goodness sake,

I've a bridge final in

Maidstone on Thursday.

Please accept my apologies

if the loss of a life

interferes with

your travel plans.

I'm sure your insurance

companies will be able to help.

What's happening?

Won't somebody please just

tell me what's going on? [sobs]

[Jeremy] It's all right,

darling, I'm here.

Now, come along.

Thank you very much, Inspector.

[guests whispering]

Sorry, would it be impolite

to ask you a question?

Not at all.

The huge brooch on the turban

that Mary was wearing,

have you got it?

- Brooch?

- Yeah, it was on the turban.

Now, I think I know what it is,

but, well, I can't

be quite certain.

There was no brooch.

Then you need to find it,

because I think that is a very

valuable piece of jewellery.

Would it be impolite for me

to ask for your assistance

on this case, Madame White?

- [bells chiming]

- [cockerel crowing]

What you lot doing up

at this hour?

I've got a mouth like

the bottom of a cat's tray.

- Pardon?

- Je suis feeling rough.

[Xav Laughs]

- I'll have one of them, Xav.

- Yeah.

I feel as rough as

a badger's backside.

And when was the last time

you felt one of those, Grandad?

You're not too big to get a clip

around the ear hole, you know?

What have you come as?

Where's that coffee, Xav?

How'd your party go?

Someone died.

[Xav speaking French]

Judith's sister,

here for the party.

Judith was inconsolable.

I never thought I'd actually

hear meself say this,

- but I felt sorry for her.

- Don't you worry, love.

Your old dad's here now.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

[Xav speaks French]

Merci.

Ooh!

So what brings you

here then, Dad?

Well, to see you lot, of course.

And I've got a bit

of business as well.

And what are your plans

for today?

Go for a little stroll.

This is where they

must've got in.

Mm.

And you're definitely

sure it was poison?

The doctor is almost certain.

Of course, we have to

wait for confirmation

from the coroner.

Mm.

Ah, excuse me.

[Judith sobs]

[Jeremy] Yes, come on,

let's see if we can find Caron.

Come on, he'll tell us, darling!

[tense music]

Any further developments, Caron?

[Caron] It does

look like poison.

It's all right,

darling, I've got you.

Judith, Jeremy, may I

offer my condolences.

- Thank you.

- [Judith sobs]

Would it be too insensitive

to ask you a couple

of questions here,

rather than at the station?

Of course.

What was your relationship

to the deceased?

[Judith sobs]

Would you like me to

answer that, darling?

Mary was Judith's older sister,

in fact, the reason

I met Judith.

She was housekeeper

to Harry and Cressida.

Judith came along one day

to pick her up,

and, well, the rest,

as they say, is history.

Harry and Cressida?

My brother and sister-in-law.

- Were they at the party?

- Yes, they're still here.

They're staying at L'Hotel Bien.

Why do you have to

keep talking about it?!

It's all right.

It's not all right.

It's far from all right, Jeremy.

It's happened,

it'll never be all right.

Sorry, sorry, everyone,

it's all just a bit much.

It's the shock, I think,

the shock of it all.

I spent so long organizing

the whole thing.

[Judith sobs]

[phone buzzes]

Ahh.

You seem pretty certain

about this blue stone

from one glance, Madame White?

Well, I've only ever seen

that colour and clarity

of stone once before,

but never seen one that size.

The one I saw was mined

in the Santa Maria mines

in Brazil in the '50s.

The sumptuousness of the stone,

- it was unmistakable.

- And valuable?

Well, the one I saw

was a quarter

of the size of the brooch,

and that sold for over £5,000.

Oh, was that in Mary's bag too?

Can I have a look?

Oh, yes. Um...

Oh, thank you.

Oh, now this, this is

a Victorian mourning locket.

Do you see the lock of hair?

- [Caron] Macabre.

- Well, it can be.

They were made fashionable

by Queen Victoria

when Prince Albert died.

But the idea was around

way before then.

I saw one at an exhibition

at Buckingham Palace

which is said to contain

the hair of Charles I.

But I don't know.

[laughs]

Madame White, I wonder if

I could make you an offer.

Your knowledge and expertise

is something I greatly admire.

Oh, thank you.

And something

I'm greatly in need of.

- Oh?

- Sainte Victoire is

the epicentre of antiques,

forgery is rife,

and my knowledge is not

as great as it should be.

Or as my wife would say,

I am ignorant.

That's a bit harsh.

Would you be interested in

assisting me as my advisor?

I could pay you a small salary.

It would be of great help.

Oh, wow, I'd love to,

thank you, Caron.

My pleasure.

So can I take a picture

of this then?

Of course.

Do you know, there's

only two things in life

that I'm really,

really passionate about.

And what might they be?

Beautiful women and good rugby.

So what position do you play?

- [both laughs]

- [phone buzzes]

[sighs]

Where have I seen you before?

- Sorry I'm late, love.

- [dog barks]

Oh, with Dad visiting,

it's like living

in a "Carry On" film.

Can't stop long,

I'm getting me toes done.

- Fancy a cuppa?

- Yeah, go on, quick one.

What a terrible end

to the party, eh?

I know, isn't it awful?

Between me and you,

something was stolen too.

Really?

A brooch, belonged to Mary,

the lady who died.

- Valuable?

- Think so.

Ooh, that's nice.

Oh, that is a Victorian

mourning locket.

So you'd have a lock of the

deceased's hair on one side,

and the family crest

on the other.

Ugh, whose hair is it

in the locket?

I don't know. [laughs]

[Gloria] That's Jeremy's

family crest on the other side.

What?

They have it stamped

on everything.

Lady of the manor

would have it stamped

on her forehead if she could.

- [photographer] Say cheese!

- [camera clicks]

Is the sister-in-law all right,

did she need stitches?

Gloria, it was the

sister who died.

I know that, I mean the

sister-in-law, Cressida,

- the one with the cut hand.

- I'm not with you.

When I was talking to me dad,

I saw her coming out

of the French doors.

She was holding her hand

in a scarf covered in blood.

I put my phone away, but

when I looked up, she'd gone.

You sure?

Yeah, I'd only had

half a lager and lime.

[tense music]

The hair, of course!

Can you give me a lift

to the L'Hotel Bien?

Sorry, love,

I'm going the other way.

Oh, it's okay,

it's okay, don't worry.

[phone rings]

[Cressida] I distinctly asked

for sour dough bread.

[Harry] Oh, for God's sake,

that's all they had.

[Cressida] Oh,

for goodness sake.

- Ready?

- Ready.

[Cressida] Now what?

Oh, hello.

And to what do we

owe the pleasure?

[Cressida] Tell them we're

not paying for this rubbish.

Um, we wondered if we could

have a word about Mary.

What about Mary?

If you'll excuse us, we are

trying to have some lunch.

I have a witness who saw you

coming away from the

scene of the murder

with an injured hand.

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

Cressida, Cressida!

What have you done?

It's not what you think.

Did you kill Mary

because of the affair?

I wanted to confront her

about this.

Handwritten by her,

I found it in your old tuxedo

from Jeremy's stag.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Years of illiterately

scrawled shopping lists

made me recognize her

writing immediately.

When we were first married,

we used to laugh about

the way she fawned over you.

When you decided to get rid

of her, I understood why.

Darling...

Then all of a sudden,

she returned.

You blamed your father

for wanting her back.

You don't know what you're

talking about, darling.

Don't you lie to me anymore.

How long was Mary away for?

After about a year,

she was back.

[sighs]

I should have realized then.

Darling, it's all in

your beautiful head.

[sighs]

Mary carried this with her

in her handbag.

You gave this

to that repugnant woman?

Your hair, your crest

around her neck.

How dare you!

She was more of a woman

than you will ever be.

Not anymore.

Cressida,

did you kill Mary?

No, I didn't kill her,

much as I wanted to.

She was clearly dead

when I got there.

She was lying on

the chaise longue,

blood coming out of her mouth.

- [car door closes]

- [dog barks]

I heard a noise outside,

and as I went to leave...

[glass clatters]

I cut my wrist on

a broken window.

[Jean] Have you made

your statement yet?

I'll go now.

Everything has been

a lie, hasn't it?

Everything.

[tense music]

We've got to get

back to the chateau.

What? What you on about?

She's got the perfect motive,

it's a crime of passion.

They'll go easy on her.

Something's not right.

Caron, it's me. Have you

still got all the passports?

[Jean] They were in love.

[Jeremy] But it's

beyond belief.

He always said he

couldn't stand her.

He said that father

only used her

because she was so cheap.

Sometimes he was so rude to her,

I used to say, "Hey, remember,

that's Judith's sister."

We were all so shocked when

he gave her Mama's sapphire

as a retirement gift.

I thought it was guilt.

It all makes sense now.

Judith is distraught.

I'm sure she is.

She was so excited about

the chocolate fountain.

- Um, may I use your bathroom?

- Yes, of course.

Dom, please.

- Angela?

- Oui?

I'm sorry to bother you.

I'm just a bit

concerned about Judith.

Do you think she's

gonna be okay?

Oh, I think she will be fine.

You've not been

here long, have you?

I'm new too.

How are you finding it?

Sainte Victoire does

take a little bit

of getting used to, doesn't it?

You're not wrong.

- Where are you from?

- Marseilles.

Where are you really from?

- I just told you, Marseilles.

- Mm-hmm.

You know, if you

don't tell the truth,

you could go to jail.

It seems rotten wasting

your entire life on a lie.

I do not know what

you are talking about.

Mary was your mother,

wasn't she?

And Harry is your father.

I do not know who these people

are that you're talking about.

Please, Angela, it's over.

[sighs]

How did you know?

It was something

Cressida said about Mary

being sacked for nearly a year.

Yes, that would have

been when I was born.

But how did you know

it was me?

Oh. The charger you used at

the party had a British adapter.

And when you filled

Gloria's glass up,

your accent dropped

a little bit.

Waste not, want not. [laughs]

I mean, I wasn't sure, but I...

I checked your

passport with Caron.

How did Mary not recognize you?

[tense music]

[gasps]

Of course.

Red hair.

Yes, I'm the dirty little secret

nobody wanted,

dumped into a care home.

When you're old enough,

they give you a folder

with your basic details.

That's when I decided

I wanted to find her.

Are you Mary?

Hello, darling.

Oh, my God.

Oh, darling.

[Angela]

Mary was lovely at first.

[Mary] I'll see you

next week, all right?

Okay, have a great week.

[Mary] Come and give me a hug.

[Angela] Everything I'd

ever wanted her to be.

- Bye, darling.

- All right, see ya.

[Angela]

But one day she told me

she had to stop seeing me

out of respect for her

dead husband's memory.

[phone chimes]

And she told me by text.

She broke my heart again.

Every time I saw her,

she wore that blue brooch.

She said it was

worth a lot of money,

but would always be

priceless to her,

because my father had

given it to her as a gift.

[scoffs]

My father, that's a laugh,

isn't it?

[sniffles]

I saw that brooch

as my inheritance.

She'd been posting

on social media

about coming to the chateau

for a big party.

So I just jumped on a train,

and I come over.

What were you planning to do?

I don't know,

but then this job turned up

and I thought...

Oh, I don't know what I thought.

What were you gonna do

with the brooch?

[Angela] Found a dealer online

who agreed to buy it off me.

And who was this dealer?

No idea.

We met up. Somehow she got

the whole story out of me.

I broke down,

and she promised to help.

She even came up with the plan.

When Mary was asleep,

I slipped into her hotel room.

[Mary snoring]

I was about to take the brooch

when the fire alarm went off.

[fire alarm rings]

[Mary] Oh, shut the front door.

[Angela] It woke Mary up.

So the next time

she gave me something

that would help Mary sleep,

so I could steal

the brooch easily.

The party was so busy,

it was easy to slip

the sleeping powder

into her drink.

[gasps]

When I come into the lounge,

she was asleep on

the chaise longue.

I took the brooch

off the turban,

and I went to give it to the

dealer who was waiting outside.

But the window was stuck,

and I panicked.

Got my champagne bottle and

I smashed a pane of glass.

I handed the brooch

to the dealer

who was waiting outside,

and just went back

into the party.

[sighs]

She said it would

make her sleep.

I didn't want her

to die, I promise.

[sobbing]

So where's the brooch now?

I don't know.

The dealer won't take my calls,

she's disappeared.

It's gone.

I just wanted what was mine,

and now it's gone.

[sobbing]

[Jeremy] Ah, here they are.

Dom, I think you'd

better call Caron.

Eh voila, bonjour.

- Oscar, how are you?

- [Oscar] Salute!

Just you wait till you see

what I've got for you.

- What can I get you?

- [Oscar] Cognac.

Two cognacs over there.

- I'll bring them over.

- Merci.

I have to say,

I've not seen a collection

as good as this for years,

I really haven't.

You just have a look.

- Mm.

- All in alphabetical order,

all signed

and in mint condition.

Just look at these, eh?

[chuckles]

How about that one?

Oh, I love that album,

although someone's

scribbled all over it.

That is Nat King Cole's

autograph, love.

No, it's not.

No offence, love,

but what would you know?

My dad played saxophone

for Quincy Jones.

They played with Nat

at the Olympia in Paris, 1960.

Ah, there!

That's Nat King Cole's

signature, love.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[melancholy music]

♪ You were the last of

the daydream chancers ♪

♪ Drunk the last

of the violet gin ♪

♪ The first time

that I saw you ♪

♪ Was the last time

you let me in ♪

♪ You drank the last

of the holy water ♪

♪ The last your lips

will touch ♪

♪ She stained it with

the blood of your hand ♪

♪ It seems you had too much ♪

♪ Meet me in the

springtime, honey ♪

♪ Where the flowers bloom ♪

- [Gloria] All right, Dad?

- Am I ever, contact in Paris

reckons his sister's cousin's

got a leather jacket

that might've once belonged

to Johnny Hallyday.

Tres bien.

- Good to see you, kid.

- You too, Dad.

- I'll be in touch.

- All right.

Oh, can I keep the kimono?

I found the aeration

was good for me...

Take it!

- [laughs] Bye.

- [laughs]

[bell rings]

- Poor girl.

- [phone chimes]

She must have been desperate

to go to them lengths.

Mm.

Oh, my God!

What?

[sighs]

It's her.

Again.

[tense music]