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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,396 --> 00:00:11,396 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2 00:00:11,396 --> 00:00:16,396 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 3 00:00:16,396 --> 00:00:18,396 [♪ The Beach Boys: "California Girls"] 4 00:00:34,312 --> 00:00:36,312 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:40,896 ♪ Well, East Coast girls are hip ♪ 6 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:45,771 ♪ I really dig those styles they wear ♪ 7 00:00:45,771 --> 00:00:50,021 ♪ And the Southern girls, with the way they talk ♪ 8 00:00:50,021 --> 00:00:54,812 ♪ They knock me out when I'm down there ♪ 9 00:00:54,812 --> 00:00:58,896 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 10 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:03,146 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 11 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:07,646 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 12 00:01:07,646 --> 00:01:12,437 [song slows, distorts] ♪ Girl ♪ 13 00:01:13,312 --> 00:01:15,521 [fast-paced music playing] 14 00:01:29,271 --> 00:01:32,812 You got this. You can do it. 15 00:01:34,062 --> 00:01:36,146 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:38,187 --> 00:01:40,187 [crowd shouting angrily] 17 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,479 [yelling] 18 00:01:45,479 --> 00:01:47,562 [tires screeching] 19 00:01:49,104 --> 00:01:51,229 [angry shouting continues] 20 00:01:54,854 --> 00:01:56,146 [grunting] 21 00:01:57,479 --> 00:01:58,479 [grunts] 22 00:02:02,062 --> 00:02:03,979 [tires screech, horn honks] 23 00:02:08,271 --> 00:02:09,437 [man] He's on the next floor up! 24 00:02:09,437 --> 00:02:11,062 [indistinct shouting] 25 00:02:12,062 --> 00:02:13,979 ♪ ♪ 26 00:02:16,021 --> 00:02:17,104 [sighs] 27 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:19,062 Lunchtime. [screams] 28 00:02:20,021 --> 00:02:21,937 - Eat this. - [cries out] 29 00:02:23,271 --> 00:02:24,646 [grunting] 30 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:28,229 Oh. [chuckles] 31 00:02:28,812 --> 00:02:30,354 [grunts] 32 00:02:31,354 --> 00:02:32,646 [cries out] 33 00:02:32,646 --> 00:02:34,312 - [grunts] - [yelling] 34 00:02:40,312 --> 00:02:41,687 [handle clatters to floor] 35 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:46,437 [news anchor] With record inflation and unemployment numbers soaring, 36 00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:49,146 the economy hit historic lows Monday. 37 00:02:49,146 --> 00:02:52,854 However, in a positive sign, the stock market has gone through the roof, 38 00:02:52,854 --> 00:02:56,187 creating five brand-new billionaires today. 39 00:02:56,187 --> 00:02:57,854 Topping the list is... 40 00:02:57,854 --> 00:03:01,271 [speaking Filipino] You know I'm supposed to be retired on a beach somewhere? 41 00:03:01,271 --> 00:03:03,021 [tapping] 42 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:04,271 Amihan? 43 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,646 [banging] 44 00:03:05,646 --> 00:03:07,146 [speaking English] Ami, is that you? 45 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:08,646 [banging continues] 46 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,562 [glass shattering] 47 00:03:10,562 --> 00:03:11,646 [gasps] 48 00:03:14,104 --> 00:03:15,229 Do you know who I am? 49 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:17,562 Give me your phone. 50 00:03:19,562 --> 00:03:21,187 [electrical crackling] 51 00:03:24,646 --> 00:03:26,646 [alarm sounding] 52 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,562 [alarm continues] 53 00:03:31,062 --> 00:03:32,271 What do you want? 54 00:03:32,271 --> 00:03:33,896 [baby fussing] 55 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:35,479 Sir, please, whatever it is, 56 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:36,771 - I'm sure we can fix it. - [baby crying] 57 00:03:36,771 --> 00:03:38,812 You got any painkillers? 58 00:03:38,812 --> 00:03:40,562 Of course I do, I'm a grandma. 59 00:03:40,562 --> 00:03:41,479 Get 'em. 60 00:03:43,312 --> 00:03:46,479 - [shouting outside] - [man] Here. Over here. Come on. 61 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:48,687 [baby fussing] 62 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,771 All right. 63 00:03:50,771 --> 00:03:53,646 - If you really want to help me, then-- - I'm so sorry, dear... 64 00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:54,937 [sharp cracking] 65 00:03:56,271 --> 00:03:57,354 [thudding] 66 00:04:01,229 --> 00:04:02,521 ...but I do know who you are. 67 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:04,729 [grunting] 68 00:04:07,687 --> 00:04:09,312 Ah, fuck me. 69 00:04:10,437 --> 00:04:11,771 [growls] 70 00:04:16,521 --> 00:04:17,812 [baby fussing] 71 00:04:17,812 --> 00:04:19,896 ♪ ♪ 72 00:04:21,146 --> 00:04:22,646 We're gonna be rich. 73 00:04:22,646 --> 00:04:24,479 - [baby coos] - [chiming] 74 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,687 - Go, go, go! Clear! - [baby crying] 75 00:04:32,687 --> 00:04:35,312 - Don't move. - We have a visual. 76 00:04:35,312 --> 00:04:37,562 ♪ ♪ 77 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,271 [automated voice] Subject deceased. 78 00:04:40,271 --> 00:04:41,771 - [officer] We have a go. - [over radio] Jackpot confirmed. 79 00:04:41,771 --> 00:04:44,437 - We're good. - Well, then, bring him in. 80 00:04:49,729 --> 00:04:52,937 - [♪ The O'Jays: "For the Love of Money"] - ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 81 00:04:52,937 --> 00:04:54,396 ♪ Money ♪ 82 00:04:54,396 --> 00:04:57,312 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 83 00:04:57,312 --> 00:04:59,146 - In, guys. Come on, let's go, let's go. - ♪ Money ♪ 84 00:04:59,146 --> 00:05:01,354 - Come on, come on, come on, let's go. - ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 85 00:05:01,354 --> 00:05:04,104 - [popping] - [gasping] - ♪ Money ♪ 86 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,604 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 87 00:05:05,604 --> 00:05:07,812 Congratulations, Tala Almazan. 88 00:05:07,812 --> 00:05:11,937 I'm Johnny Grand, and you just won the Grand Lottery. 89 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,187 We're going to LEGOLAND! 90 00:05:14,187 --> 00:05:15,604 [Tala laughing] 91 00:05:15,604 --> 00:05:17,729 And that'll get me another 50K, right? 92 00:05:17,729 --> 00:05:19,062 Don't be greedy. 93 00:05:19,062 --> 00:05:20,979 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 94 00:05:20,979 --> 00:05:23,062 [ominous music playing] 95 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,729 - [♪ Sub Urban featuring BENEE: "UH OH!"] - ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 96 00:05:25,729 --> 00:05:28,729 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪ 97 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,646 ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 98 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:35,521 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪ 99 00:05:40,354 --> 00:05:42,646 - [man] You're fucking joking, right? - ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪ 100 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:45,312 No, our daughter did not get the part. 101 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,396 She totally shit the bed. 102 00:05:47,396 --> 00:05:50,187 Got in the audition room and completely clammed up like an amateur. 103 00:05:50,187 --> 00:05:52,396 I-I thought you ran those goddamned lines with her. 104 00:05:52,396 --> 00:05:53,604 Well, it didn't work, did it? 105 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,104 All she had to do, Leanne, 106 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,104 was catch the baseball, wink at the camera and say, 107 00:05:57,104 --> 00:05:59,271 "Betty Butter is the best butter when buying better butter." 108 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,896 I just fucking did it. I just fucking did it. 109 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:04,687 Well, it was a big job, Leanne, okay, and she fucking blew it. 110 00:06:04,687 --> 00:06:06,812 Maybe she'd book more mature parts, Leann, 111 00:06:06,812 --> 00:06:09,104 if she didn't dress like Strawberry fucking Shortcake. 112 00:06:09,104 --> 00:06:11,437 Don't you hang up. Goddamn it. 113 00:06:14,396 --> 00:06:17,854 Oh, sure, now you can act, when there's no one who can hire you. 114 00:06:17,854 --> 00:06:19,271 That's great. 115 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:21,521 Give me a goddamn break. 116 00:06:27,812 --> 00:06:30,437 I don't want to make a scene in front of your, uh, daughter 117 00:06:30,437 --> 00:06:34,479 because you're her daddy and little girls love their daddies 118 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:37,604 even when they're assholes, but maybe if you weren't such an asshole 119 00:06:37,604 --> 00:06:39,521 and asked her if she actually wanted to be an actor, 120 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:42,437 she wouldn't grow up to fucking hate your guts. 121 00:06:43,521 --> 00:06:46,062 Thanks, Dr. Phil. How much do I owe you for that bullshit? 122 00:06:46,062 --> 00:06:48,396 [scoffs] 123 00:06:48,396 --> 00:06:50,979 Why don't I report you to child services for child abuse? 124 00:06:50,979 --> 00:06:54,104 You know, I'm off duty, but I can definitely still arrest you, if you want. 125 00:06:54,104 --> 00:06:55,562 You're a cop? 126 00:06:55,562 --> 00:06:58,729 Officer Katherine Kim, Ventura County license 62638. 127 00:06:59,646 --> 00:07:02,729 So, I highly suggest you start treating your daughter like a human being 128 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:04,521 as opposed to a fucking ATM. 129 00:07:06,521 --> 00:07:08,687 - Yeah. - [clicks tongue] 130 00:07:10,437 --> 00:07:12,021 [sighs] 131 00:07:14,229 --> 00:07:16,271 I really do like your dress, sweetie. 132 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:17,729 Sorry for all the bad words. 133 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,937 I only curse when your mom's being a fucking bitch. 134 00:07:20,937 --> 00:07:22,687 Excuse me, do you have the time? 135 00:07:22,687 --> 00:07:23,937 Oh, yeah. 136 00:07:23,937 --> 00:07:26,437 - It's, uh, 4:30. - Uh-huh. 137 00:07:27,521 --> 00:07:28,854 You're a little young for a cop. 138 00:07:28,854 --> 00:07:30,271 Um... 139 00:07:30,271 --> 00:07:31,812 Well, I'm not a cop. 140 00:07:31,812 --> 00:07:33,146 [whispers] I'm an actor. 141 00:07:33,146 --> 00:07:35,854 [̈laughing] I knew it. 142 00:07:35,854 --> 00:07:37,479 You're pretty good. 143 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:38,604 Thanks. 144 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:41,271 Yeah, I just hate fuckers like that. 145 00:07:41,271 --> 00:07:42,354 [woman] Yeah. 146 00:07:42,354 --> 00:07:43,646 So, what would I have seen you...? 147 00:07:43,646 --> 00:07:47,354 All right, did you play a businesswoman who moved to a small town 148 00:07:47,354 --> 00:07:49,354 and learned to love Christmas again? 149 00:07:49,354 --> 00:07:50,854 No. 150 00:07:50,854 --> 00:07:53,562 - Then I probably wouldn't have seen you. - Hmm. 151 00:07:53,562 --> 00:07:56,146 I've been, uh, out of the business for a while. 152 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:58,229 - And now you're back? - Yeah. 153 00:07:58,229 --> 00:08:00,604 Me and millions of other people. 154 00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:03,146 My dear, you listen. 155 00:08:03,146 --> 00:08:04,646 There's only one you. 156 00:08:04,646 --> 00:08:07,646 You are unique and you have your own voice. 157 00:08:07,646 --> 00:08:09,771 Now, you just be true to who you are. 158 00:08:09,771 --> 00:08:11,562 You're gonna make it, I can feel it. 159 00:08:11,562 --> 00:08:13,312 Oh. 160 00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:15,396 Well... thanks. 161 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,187 That was really nice. 162 00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:18,396 Now, what's your name? 163 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:20,271 Because I want to keep an eye out for you when you're famous. 164 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:22,104 Katie. Katie Kim. 165 00:08:22,104 --> 00:08:24,896 - [bell dings] - Oh, well, Miss Kim... 166 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:26,437 [doors hissing open] 167 00:08:26,437 --> 00:08:28,979 ...I hope your legs fall off? 168 00:08:28,979 --> 00:08:31,104 I-Isn't that what actors say? 169 00:08:31,104 --> 00:08:33,604 Yeah, that's exactly what they say. 170 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:35,187 Thank you so much. 171 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:41,937 [chuckles] 172 00:08:43,729 --> 00:08:45,896 [sighs] 173 00:08:49,021 --> 00:08:52,187 Oh, my God. That Golden Girl bitch stole my watch. 174 00:08:52,187 --> 00:08:53,687 What the fuck? 175 00:08:54,979 --> 00:08:56,896 [scoffs] 176 00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:58,646 [sighs] 177 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:03,312 [ominous music playing] 178 00:09:07,604 --> 00:09:09,479 Yeah, thanks for nothing. 179 00:09:09,479 --> 00:09:10,771 [sighs] 180 00:09:10,771 --> 00:09:13,146 [GLN anchor] ...and due to multiple winnerless rollovers 181 00:09:13,146 --> 00:09:16,521 prompting record-breaking ticket sales, tomorrow's jackpot 182 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:19,104 in the monthly Grand Lottery now stands 183 00:09:19,104 --> 00:09:24,146 at a whopping and historic $3.6 billion. 184 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,354 We've never seen anything like this before... 185 00:09:26,354 --> 00:09:29,021 - [♪ Partners in Kryme: "Turtle Power!"] - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ 186 00:09:29,021 --> 00:09:31,146 [man singing along] ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 187 00:09:31,146 --> 00:09:33,271 ♪ On the half shell, they're the heroes four ♪ 188 00:09:33,271 --> 00:09:35,729 ♪ In this day and age, who could ask for more? ♪ 189 00:09:35,729 --> 00:09:38,229 ♪ The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious ♪ 190 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,229 ♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪ 191 00:09:40,229 --> 00:09:44,687 ♪ 'Cause they can't find the source of this lethally evil force ♪ 192 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:47,396 - ♪ This is serious, so give me a quarter ♪ - ♪ This is serious, man, give me a quarter ♪ 193 00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:49,437 ♪ I was a witness, get me a reporter ♪ 194 00:09:49,437 --> 00:09:52,646 ♪ Call April O'Neil in on this case, eh, you better hurry up... 195 00:09:52,646 --> 00:09:54,646 Protect and earn. 196 00:09:54,646 --> 00:09:57,229 - [♪ Weezer: "Beverly Hills"] - [drumroll, cymbal crashes] 197 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,312 [rhythmic clapping along to music] 198 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,021 [indistinct chattering] 199 00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:11,354 ♪ Where I come from isn't all that great ♪ 200 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:14,562 ♪ My automobile is a piece of crap ♪ 201 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:16,646 ♪ My fashion sense is a little wack ♪ 202 00:10:16,646 --> 00:10:19,562 ♪ And my friends are just as screwy as me ♪ 203 00:10:19,562 --> 00:10:22,396 ♪ I didn't go to boarding schools ♪ 204 00:10:22,396 --> 00:10:25,187 ♪ Preppy girls never looked at me ♪ 205 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:27,812 - ♪ Why should they? I ain't nobody ♪ - [horns honking] 206 00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:30,771 - ♪ Got nothing in my pocket ♪ - [angry shouting] 207 00:10:30,771 --> 00:10:33,104 - ♪ Beverly Hills ♪ - Um... 208 00:10:33,104 --> 00:10:35,312 Excuse me, sir. Uh, what's going on? 209 00:10:35,312 --> 00:10:37,312 Is there an evacuation or something? 210 00:10:37,312 --> 00:10:39,146 Lottery Day tomorrow. 211 00:10:39,146 --> 00:10:40,854 ♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪ 212 00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:42,771 Lottery Day? What does that mean? 213 00:10:42,771 --> 00:10:44,854 Lottery Day. 214 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,729 No, yeah, I heard you. It's just I'm new in town, 215 00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:49,771 - so I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff. - Read the sign. 216 00:10:51,187 --> 00:10:52,437 Oh. 217 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:54,312 ♪ Beverly Hills ♪ 218 00:10:54,312 --> 00:10:58,229 ♪ That's where I want to be ♪ 219 00:10:58,229 --> 00:10:59,979 ♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme ♪ 220 00:10:59,979 --> 00:11:03,021 ♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪ 221 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:04,354 [distant siren wailing] 222 00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:06,021 Well, at least the neighborhood's diverse. 223 00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:07,521 It smells like shit and piss. 224 00:11:07,521 --> 00:11:09,062 - [gunshots] - [man] Get in the back! 225 00:11:09,062 --> 00:11:10,729 Get in the back of the car! 226 00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:13,229 Ta-da. 227 00:11:13,229 --> 00:11:14,604 Oh, wow. 228 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:18,729 It looks a little different from... the Airbnb photos. 229 00:11:18,729 --> 00:11:21,479 Yeah, I think the lighting is different. [spits] 230 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,562 Well, the entire room is different. 231 00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:26,729 Oh, yeah, no, it was a different house, 'cause we use fake photos. 232 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,687 'Cause, like, who's gonna stay here if we don't? 233 00:11:29,687 --> 00:11:31,896 Wow, I've never been catfished by a house before. 234 00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:33,229 [forced laughter] 235 00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:35,521 What? 236 00:11:35,521 --> 00:11:37,354 Oh, wow. Okay. 237 00:11:37,354 --> 00:11:38,979 That's interesting. Is this you? 238 00:11:38,979 --> 00:11:40,937 Oh, my God. Yeah, that's me. 239 00:11:40,937 --> 00:11:42,896 That's my manifestation board. 240 00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:44,604 You gotta manifest the stuff you want 241 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,104 or else bad stuff's gonna happen to you, dude. 242 00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:48,521 - This is a nice, nice little bed here. - Hmm. 243 00:11:48,521 --> 00:11:50,604 - [metallic clanging] - So, why are you here? 244 00:11:50,604 --> 00:11:53,729 Are you here for, like, pleasure or pain or... 245 00:11:53,729 --> 00:11:54,812 No, I'm an actress. 246 00:11:54,812 --> 00:11:57,479 Yeah, me, I'm a marine biologist at NASA. 247 00:11:58,562 --> 00:12:01,729 Why would NASA need a marine biologist? 248 00:12:01,729 --> 00:12:03,271 - Psych, bitch. - [cries out] 249 00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:04,562 [laughing] 250 00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:07,187 - I got you. I totally fooled you. - [laughs nervously] Yeah. 251 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:08,521 I'm an actress, too. 252 00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:10,187 Actress recognize actress, okay? 253 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,771 - [Katie stuttering] - [phone buzzing] 254 00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:13,271 - Are you gonna get that? - [buzzing continues] 255 00:12:13,271 --> 00:12:15,229 - The phone? - Oh. 256 00:12:15,229 --> 00:12:16,646 Oh, no. 257 00:12:16,646 --> 00:12:19,104 Oh, my God. 'Cause I know... 258 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:22,062 - Yeah, it's my fucking mom. Bye. - Oh. 259 00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:23,604 She calls me all the time. 260 00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:25,187 I haven't answered in two years. 261 00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:26,354 - How 'bout that? - [grunts] 262 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,354 Then she just calls and calls and calls. And she's like, 263 00:12:28,354 --> 00:12:30,187 "Shadi, I love you." 264 00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:32,062 "Shadi, I miss you." 265 00:12:32,062 --> 00:12:34,479 "Shadi, how are you?" 266 00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:36,062 Hmm. That's sweet. 267 00:12:36,062 --> 00:12:37,562 Fucking asshole. 268 00:12:37,562 --> 00:12:39,854 - My mom's dead. - Lucky. 269 00:12:39,854 --> 00:12:42,062 - [man] Yo! - [door closing] 270 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,771 Oh, my God, DJ's here. DJ. 271 00:12:43,771 --> 00:12:45,812 DJ. DJ. 272 00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:47,146 - DJ! - DJ! 273 00:12:47,146 --> 00:12:48,562 - Oh, my God. - Wh-why don't you just go out-- 274 00:12:48,562 --> 00:12:51,021 I can't wait for you to meet him. You're gonna literally die. 275 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,521 - He's a deejay named DJ. - Wow. 276 00:12:54,521 --> 00:12:57,104 - I, honestly, I think his parents were fucking psychic. - Right. 277 00:12:57,104 --> 00:12:59,479 - You've got to meet DJ. Come on. - Oh. 278 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,604 - Baby! - Baby! 279 00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:04,187 - You see how big the jackpot is? - Oh, my God. 280 00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:05,854 [DJ] Like, what, like, $3 billion. 281 00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:07,854 That's, like, twice as much as a million. 282 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,396 - That's so-- - This door! 283 00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:10,854 [Shadi] Yeah. That's us. That's you and me. 284 00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:13,771 - That's you and me. That's you and me. - That's you and me. 285 00:13:14,812 --> 00:13:16,521 - Come here, come here. - [Shadi grunting] 286 00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:18,896 - [Shadi and DJ laughing] - [Shadi] Okay. 287 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,104 This is DJ. 288 00:13:20,104 --> 00:13:21,646 - This is him. - Hi. - Hey, I'm DJ. 289 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:24,187 - Uh, really cool to meet you. Yeah. - Yeah, you, too. 290 00:13:24,187 --> 00:13:25,354 Do you guys have a house key? 291 00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:27,104 - Yeah. Oh, here you go. - Oh. 292 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:28,229 - Yeah, just go for it. - Thank you. Thank-- 293 00:13:28,229 --> 00:13:29,354 - [gasps] Oh. - [Shadi] Oh. 294 00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:30,896 Oh, shit. Oh, I'm so sorry. 295 00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:32,604 - What the fuck was that? - Babe? 296 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,479 - I thought you were gonna dodge it. - Why? 297 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:37,187 Look at your bag. It says you go to fighting school. 298 00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:40,812 Oh. Okay, what the fuck is stage fighting? 299 00:13:40,812 --> 00:13:43,187 It's fake fighting for movies. 300 00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:44,937 Wait, they fake fight in movies? 301 00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:46,062 Can I have the fucking keys, please? 302 00:13:46,062 --> 00:13:47,729 - Could you chill. Could you just chill. - No. 303 00:13:47,729 --> 00:13:49,521 May I have the house keys, please? 304 00:13:49,521 --> 00:13:50,854 - Yeah, sure. Here you go. - Thanks. 305 00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:52,187 Ooh. 306 00:13:52,187 --> 00:13:53,687 You got quick hands, Katie. 307 00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:56,021 - [Shadi] That was a good catch. - That was a great catch. 308 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:58,021 - [door slams shut] - Mm. 309 00:13:58,021 --> 00:13:59,187 What's her problem? 310 00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:00,354 She's an actress. 311 00:14:00,354 --> 00:14:02,271 - [helicopter blades whirring] - [bass music bumping nearby] 312 00:14:02,271 --> 00:14:03,687 [crowd chattering] 313 00:14:03,687 --> 00:14:05,771 [distant siren wailing] 314 00:14:05,771 --> 00:14:07,104 [Katie] Fuck. 315 00:14:07,104 --> 00:14:09,062 [phone chimes] 316 00:14:10,146 --> 00:14:12,312 No, we're not cool. 317 00:14:12,312 --> 00:14:14,729 - [bass music continues] - [crowd chattering] 318 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,729 [ominous music playing] 319 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:29,812 - Hey there. - [upbeat music playing] 320 00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,354 - Did you just win the Grand Lottery? - [cash register rings] 321 00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:34,229 Is every citizen of Los Angeles now trying to murder you 322 00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:36,437 so they can win an unimaginably large sum of money? 323 00:14:36,437 --> 00:14:38,937 {\an8}Well, you can turn to me, Noel Cassidy. 324 00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:41,562 {\an8}[echoing] I will get you to sundown. 325 00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:43,271 - [echoing] Sundown, sundown. - [liquid burbling] 326 00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:45,354 [TV continues playing indistinctly] 327 00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:52,562 [intriguing music playing] 328 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,521 [sniffing] 329 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,937 Oh, what the...? 330 00:14:57,937 --> 00:14:59,479 [flies buzzing] 331 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:02,187 Oh, shit. 332 00:15:03,521 --> 00:15:05,604 [sniffs] Oh! 333 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:08,104 What... What is that? 334 00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:09,937 What the fuck is that? 335 00:15:12,437 --> 00:15:14,812 Is this my new friend, Katie Kim? 336 00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,021 Did it rain last night? 337 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:19,271 'Cause there seems to be a pretty big leak in your ceiling. 338 00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,687 That's crap. It doesn't rain in L.A. 339 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,437 No, I'm not lying. There really is a leak in your ceiling. 340 00:15:24,437 --> 00:15:26,021 No, I know it's leaking. 341 00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,937 That's actual crap. We have a sewage thing. 342 00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:33,187 Um, it's just that all of my-my clothes are wrecked 343 00:15:33,187 --> 00:15:35,646 and-and I have a showcase in a couple hours. 344 00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:38,021 Man, Katie, I feel so bad about this. 345 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,771 Like, let me make it right. 346 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:41,646 Why don't you pay me to rent my clothes? 347 00:15:41,646 --> 00:15:43,479 You want me to pay you? 348 00:15:43,479 --> 00:15:45,479 It's your sewage on my clothes. 349 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,396 Whoa, it's not my sewage. 350 00:15:47,396 --> 00:15:48,771 It's the people upstairs. 351 00:15:48,771 --> 00:15:50,979 My sewage leaks on Mrs. Kachekarian. 352 00:15:50,979 --> 00:15:52,687 - Okay. - [flies buzzing] 353 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:53,937 How much for the clothes? 354 00:15:53,937 --> 00:15:57,854 Uh... $40. That's the going rate. 355 00:15:58,937 --> 00:16:00,229 [frustrated growl] 356 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,312 Fine. 357 00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:02,479 Great. 358 00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:04,854 Oh, this is going to be so fun. We're going to look like twins. 359 00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,646 [sighs] 360 00:16:06,646 --> 00:16:08,729 Worth every penny. 361 00:16:08,729 --> 00:16:10,187 [horn honking] 362 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:12,396 You going to Comic Con or something? 363 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:14,729 No. Why do you say that? 364 00:16:14,729 --> 00:16:16,062 If you're not going to Comic Con, 365 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,812 why are you dressed like the British robot from Star Wars? 366 00:16:17,812 --> 00:16:20,021 How far are we from the destination? 367 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,729 Wait a second, are you famous? 368 00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:23,187 - I recognize you. - Uh-huh. 369 00:16:23,187 --> 00:16:24,729 - I do. - It's possible. I was in-- 370 00:16:24,729 --> 00:16:26,979 Are you in that video where you put a can of Monster up your butt? 371 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,187 No, that wasn't me. 372 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,104 - It was orange flavor. - You think the flavor would jog my memory? 373 00:16:31,104 --> 00:16:33,729 I don't know what it's like to shove something like that up my butt. 374 00:16:33,729 --> 00:16:34,854 I don't either. 375 00:16:34,854 --> 00:16:38,146 I worked with a ton of celebrities when I did construction. 376 00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:40,187 I actually installed Machine Gun Kelly's panic room. 377 00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:42,437 What does Machine Gun Kelly have to panic about? 378 00:16:42,437 --> 00:16:44,396 Running out of skin to tattoo? 379 00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:45,896 What do you think I'd panic about? 380 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,562 Not talking? 381 00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:48,771 Bingo. 382 00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:50,646 Awesome. I think I'm gonna put my headphones in 383 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:52,562 for the rest of the ride, if that's okay with you. 384 00:16:52,562 --> 00:16:54,979 Okay, keep the volume low so you can hear me when I say stuff. 385 00:16:56,687 --> 00:17:00,937 [man over radio] Okay, make sure to thumb-print those lotto tickets, L.A., 386 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:04,896 because we are just ten minutes away from drawing our biggest jackpot winner yet. 387 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:07,062 [upbeat music playing] 388 00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:24,354 Great. They're rebooting Barbie. 389 00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:25,437 Katie Kim. 390 00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,271 Oh, yes, present. 391 00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:31,229 [scoffs] 392 00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,979 All right, so, we're just about ready for you, 393 00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:36,354 but first, that's going to be $400. 394 00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:37,646 Oh. 395 00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:40,479 Because it had said $200 online. 396 00:17:40,479 --> 00:17:41,771 Yeah, that's our online price. 397 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:43,479 In person, it's $400. 398 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,229 Oh. Well, in that case, maybe I can go get a computer and just do that online. 399 00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:49,562 Oh, I wish. That'd be so great, right? 400 00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:51,479 Unfortunately, you're here, 401 00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:55,104 in person, so it's $400. 402 00:17:55,104 --> 00:17:56,604 [sighs] 403 00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:58,271 Are you serious about being famous? 404 00:17:58,271 --> 00:17:59,437 Yeah. 405 00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:02,812 Oh. Real cash. 406 00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:04,146 - It's retro. - Yeah. 407 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:07,521 Okay, come on in, and hey, smile. It's your big break. 408 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,979 Come on. 409 00:18:10,062 --> 00:18:11,187 'Kay. 410 00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:16,104 - Oof. - [door closes] 411 00:18:16,104 --> 00:18:17,812 Hi. I'm Katie. 412 00:18:17,812 --> 00:18:19,979 You just come from some sci-fi thing? 413 00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:22,104 Oh. [laughs] No, I-- 414 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,104 - Any acting experience? - Yeah, totally. 415 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,396 Uh, mostly when I was younger. 416 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,021 You couldn't turn on the TV in the mid-2000s without seeing me. 417 00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:32,146 Oh, are you the kid from the Spaghetti Squares commercials? 418 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:35,479 Yeah. "Who cares? It's Spaghetti Squares." 419 00:18:35,479 --> 00:18:38,771 Well, we are honored to have canned pasta royalty in our presence. 420 00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:39,854 [clears throat] 421 00:18:39,854 --> 00:18:42,146 So, anything since Spaghetti Squares? 422 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:44,479 I was taking care of my sick mom back in Michigan, 423 00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:48,812 and, uh, just got back into town and ready to act. 424 00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:50,562 You left your mom by herself? 425 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,896 Is she okay? 426 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,812 No, she died. 427 00:18:53,812 --> 00:18:55,521 No, so she's not. 428 00:18:55,521 --> 00:18:56,771 Which I thought was implied. 429 00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:58,646 Oh. 430 00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:00,146 Did you kill her? 431 00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:01,562 No, um-- 432 00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:04,229 All right, well, is this your monologue, or did you prepare something? 433 00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:06,271 No, I-I... Sorry, I have something, yeah. 434 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:10,937 [automated voice] Registering player for the next draw. 435 00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,854 Good luck, Katie Kim. 436 00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:16,396 Hey, Spaghetti Squares, are you ready? We got a lot of girls waiting. 437 00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:18,979 Yeah, yes. I'm going to start. 438 00:19:18,979 --> 00:19:21,146 - You should really have that memorized. - I do, I do. I'm sorry. 439 00:19:21,146 --> 00:19:22,854 Real actors are always off-book. 440 00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:26,729 Yes, and I am also a real actor, so I will be going off-book. 441 00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:27,812 Enough! 442 00:19:29,312 --> 00:19:30,312 That's enough now. 443 00:19:30,312 --> 00:19:31,479 From all of you. 444 00:19:31,479 --> 00:19:33,604 You think water moves fast? 445 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:35,062 Well, you should see ice. 446 00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:36,437 It moves like it has a mind. 447 00:19:36,437 --> 00:19:37,979 Like it killed the world once-- 448 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,271 - Touch your toes. - Is that from Deep Blue Sea? 449 00:19:40,271 --> 00:19:41,604 Uh... [chuckles] 450 00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:43,187 Sorry, I-I, I just, I had more. 451 00:19:43,187 --> 00:19:45,646 I want to know if you're flexible, so touch your toes, please. 452 00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:47,104 Why? 453 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,937 'Cause we want to see how vulnerable you are. 454 00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,021 Mm. Mm-hmm. 455 00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:52,854 Could I see you, uh, jiggle a little? 456 00:19:52,854 --> 00:19:53,979 Give me my money back. 457 00:19:53,979 --> 00:19:56,646 You paid to be seen. You were seen. 458 00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:01,354 - Libby. - Oh, that's me. 459 00:20:02,562 --> 00:20:04,146 - Hi. - Hi. Good to see you. 460 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:06,937 Hey. Don't let them get to you. 461 00:20:06,937 --> 00:20:09,854 You are worth so much more than this. 462 00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:13,104 Thank you. I, like, I really needed to hear that today. 463 00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,229 Hey. 464 00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:16,812 Don't let them get to you. 465 00:20:16,812 --> 00:20:19,062 You are worth so much more than this. 466 00:20:19,062 --> 00:20:20,354 Don't let them get to you. 467 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:22,104 You are worth so much more than this. 468 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:23,479 - So much-- - Break a leg. 469 00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:25,354 You break a leg, bitch. 470 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,562 Break your entire fucking body. 471 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:28,896 - Thank you. - Yeah. 472 00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,854 [multiple cards buzzing] 473 00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,437 [buzzing continues] 474 00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:42,521 [woman gasps] 475 00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,687 [whispering] Are you seeing it's her? 476 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:46,396 [suspenseful music playing] 477 00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:47,521 [Katie] Oh. 478 00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:49,062 Excuse me. 479 00:20:51,854 --> 00:20:56,312 Oh, I-I definitely didn't get the part, so there's no need for the death stare. 480 00:20:57,271 --> 00:20:59,229 [woman screams] 481 00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:00,979 - Oh. Oh. - [woman grunting] 482 00:21:02,604 --> 00:21:04,312 - Ow. - [woman groans] 483 00:21:05,604 --> 00:21:07,479 - Oh, shit. - [woman yells] 484 00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:08,812 What the fuck, ladies? 485 00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:11,062 "Break a leg" means good luck in the theater. Calm down. 486 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,604 Back off, Riley. She's my jackpot. 487 00:21:14,062 --> 00:21:16,646 [women yelling, grunting] 488 00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:21,271 Congrats, girlie. You're famous now. 489 00:21:21,271 --> 00:21:23,312 And I'm gonna be rich. 490 00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:24,562 Ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho. 491 00:21:24,562 --> 00:21:26,354 [grunting] 492 00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,604 [dramatic music playing] 493 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:30,896 Oh, oh, oh, not the heel. 494 00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:34,854 Jesus. Hollywood's gotten extremely competitive. 495 00:21:34,854 --> 00:21:36,062 What? 496 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,812 [women grunting, growling] 497 00:21:37,812 --> 00:21:39,521 [Katie] The fuck is going on? 498 00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:46,021 - She went down here. - She's my jackpot! 499 00:21:48,062 --> 00:21:49,146 [lock clicks] 500 00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,937 [multiple cards buzzing] 501 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,229 Oh, come on. 502 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,229 - [yelling] - She's mine. 503 00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:56,396 [man] My jackpot. 504 00:21:56,396 --> 00:21:58,062 - [yelling] - [grunting] 505 00:21:58,062 --> 00:21:59,646 - [man] Jackpot! - [screaming] 506 00:21:59,646 --> 00:22:01,021 Oh, shit. 507 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,521 My jackpot! 508 00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:07,104 She's mine. 509 00:22:07,104 --> 00:22:09,312 - [man] You want some of this? - Everyone! 510 00:22:09,312 --> 00:22:11,604 Time out! Hey! 511 00:22:11,604 --> 00:22:12,896 What is happening? 512 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,271 Everybody back off. 513 00:22:14,271 --> 00:22:15,562 Thank you. 514 00:22:15,562 --> 00:22:16,479 She's my jackpot. 515 00:22:16,479 --> 00:22:18,229 What is that, a sex thing? 516 00:22:18,229 --> 00:22:19,312 [yelling] 517 00:22:20,396 --> 00:22:22,354 [yelling] 518 00:22:22,354 --> 00:22:23,312 [grunting] 519 00:22:24,521 --> 00:22:26,604 - What are you doing? Let go. - [Katie] No. No, you let go. 520 00:22:26,604 --> 00:22:29,104 - Let go. Let go. - No. I will not let go. 521 00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:31,729 - Ma'am, ma'am. - We're bonding. You can't kill me now. 522 00:22:32,979 --> 00:22:34,062 [grunts] 523 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,396 - Hey, girl. - [grunting] 524 00:22:38,396 --> 00:22:40,354 You're better than this. Maybe you're not. 525 00:22:41,271 --> 00:22:43,146 Can't we help each other out? 526 00:22:43,146 --> 00:22:45,062 [woman grunts] 527 00:22:45,062 --> 00:22:46,437 [Katie cries out] 528 00:22:50,187 --> 00:22:51,521 - Oh! - [man groaning] 529 00:22:51,521 --> 00:22:54,146 Oh, my God! That's your student! 530 00:22:54,146 --> 00:22:56,562 No. No, please, no. 531 00:22:56,562 --> 00:22:58,271 - [man screams] - Oh, my God. 532 00:22:58,271 --> 00:23:00,187 I'm so sorry about that. 533 00:23:00,187 --> 00:23:03,896 Ah! God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Let me go. Let me go. 534 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:05,437 Wait, don't, don't let me go. 535 00:23:05,437 --> 00:23:06,979 Don't let me go! 536 00:23:06,979 --> 00:23:08,812 [woman] ...elbows to bring your knees. 537 00:23:08,812 --> 00:23:10,229 There we go. Beautiful. 538 00:23:11,937 --> 00:23:13,937 [groaning] 539 00:23:13,937 --> 00:23:16,187 [grunting] 540 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,937 - [gasps] - [multiple cards buzzing] 541 00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:19,437 - [Katie groaning] - Oh. 542 00:23:21,521 --> 00:23:24,937 Oh, ladies. Thank God. 543 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,979 [buzzing continues] 544 00:23:26,979 --> 00:23:29,062 Oh. You guys have the cards, too. 545 00:23:29,062 --> 00:23:31,229 Uh-oh, you guys have the cards, too. 546 00:23:31,229 --> 00:23:32,771 I think I'm just gonna go through the wall. 547 00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:35,187 - [man growling] - Okay, okay. 548 00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:37,604 - [woman whimpering] - I'm-I'm going with you. I'm going with you. 549 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:38,812 Wait up, Trish! 550 00:23:38,812 --> 00:23:41,729 - [shouting] - Ow. 551 00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:44,062 [woman] Katie Kim, you're mine! 552 00:23:44,062 --> 00:23:45,521 It's my money! 553 00:23:45,521 --> 00:23:46,646 [yelling] 554 00:23:46,646 --> 00:23:48,896 - Door. - That's my jackpot. 555 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,771 X block! 556 00:23:52,771 --> 00:23:53,812 [woman yells] 557 00:23:53,812 --> 00:23:56,521 [woman whimpering] 558 00:23:56,521 --> 00:23:58,896 - [woman] You're dead. - I'm not here. 559 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,271 I'm just a haunted yoga mat, y'all. 560 00:24:00,271 --> 00:24:01,896 [man yells] 561 00:24:02,687 --> 00:24:04,604 - [man grunts] - [yells] 562 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:08,479 [Katie yells] 563 00:24:09,812 --> 00:24:11,562 Oh, ooh, I would faint, too. 564 00:24:11,562 --> 00:24:12,771 Oh, what the...! 565 00:24:12,771 --> 00:24:14,562 [strained grunting] 566 00:24:16,146 --> 00:24:17,812 [gasping] 567 00:24:17,812 --> 00:24:19,479 - Don't do it, Jessica. - [Jessica yelling] 568 00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:22,437 [straining] Why me? 569 00:24:22,437 --> 00:24:24,937 3.6 billion reasons. 570 00:24:24,937 --> 00:24:26,021 What? 571 00:24:26,021 --> 00:24:27,937 [loud crashing] 572 00:24:29,604 --> 00:24:31,396 [intriguing music playing] 573 00:24:33,354 --> 00:24:34,812 Now what? 574 00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:39,979 [grunting] 575 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,062 No. 576 00:24:42,062 --> 00:24:43,479 Ten percent. 577 00:24:43,479 --> 00:24:44,937 What? 578 00:24:44,937 --> 00:24:47,812 - [man grunting] - [Katie yelling] 579 00:24:47,812 --> 00:24:49,104 First five takedowns are free. 580 00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:51,104 After that, it'll cost you ten percent. 581 00:24:51,104 --> 00:24:53,187 - That's freebie number two. - [men shouting] 582 00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:54,437 [Katie] Oh! 583 00:24:54,437 --> 00:24:56,479 - [grunts] - [woman cries out] 584 00:24:56,479 --> 00:24:57,687 That's freebie number three. 585 00:24:57,687 --> 00:24:59,229 You are really burning through them, eh? 586 00:24:59,229 --> 00:25:00,562 I'm keeping track. 587 00:25:00,562 --> 00:25:01,896 [woman] Go. 588 00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:04,562 - [Katie] Oh, my God. - That's freebie four. 589 00:25:04,562 --> 00:25:05,812 [woman] She's mine. 590 00:25:06,521 --> 00:25:08,312 - Here, take this. - Gotcha. 591 00:25:09,021 --> 00:25:10,062 [screaming] 592 00:25:10,062 --> 00:25:11,771 Scroll to the bottom, use your thumbprint to sign it. 593 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,479 Sorry if the screen's a bit cold. 594 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,062 - [Katie] Sign what? - [man yelling] 595 00:25:16,396 --> 00:25:18,021 That's your last freebie. 596 00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:18,937 Guy! 597 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:21,396 [grunts] 598 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:24,271 Okay, you know what, he was attacking me, so I'm not gonna charge you for that. 599 00:25:24,271 --> 00:25:25,521 That's just me being nice. 600 00:25:26,562 --> 00:25:27,562 [sighs] All right. 601 00:25:27,562 --> 00:25:29,896 Hey, why is there so much legalese in here? 602 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:30,979 Standard terms of service. 603 00:25:30,979 --> 00:25:32,812 I don't mean to push you, but it's now or never. 604 00:25:32,812 --> 00:25:33,896 - Okay. - [beeps] 605 00:25:33,896 --> 00:25:35,104 Okay, great. 606 00:25:36,187 --> 00:25:37,354 - [beeping] - Ah, congratulations. 607 00:25:37,354 --> 00:25:38,896 We have a consensual business relationship. 608 00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:40,437 [grunting] 609 00:25:41,187 --> 00:25:42,729 Hold my coattails. 610 00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:44,771 [man yelling] 611 00:25:47,354 --> 00:25:49,021 [woman cries out] 612 00:25:49,021 --> 00:25:50,479 - Make your feet sharp. - What? 613 00:25:50,479 --> 00:25:51,396 [woman grunts] 614 00:25:52,646 --> 00:25:54,229 - [woman screams] - [Katie] Whoa. 615 00:25:54,979 --> 00:25:56,729 - [yelling] - Oh! 616 00:25:58,146 --> 00:25:59,479 [sharp snap] 617 00:25:59,479 --> 00:26:00,687 No, no. [grunts] 618 00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:04,979 - Oh, hell no. - Oh, hell yeah. 619 00:26:06,312 --> 00:26:07,479 [man] Whoa. 620 00:26:07,479 --> 00:26:09,646 - [man screams] - [groans] 621 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:10,812 [grunts] 622 00:26:10,812 --> 00:26:12,104 I did not sign up for this shit. 623 00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:14,187 [man screams] 624 00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:16,687 [Katie] Oh. Oh, girl. Oh, girl. 625 00:26:16,687 --> 00:26:17,979 - [deep grunt] - [Katie] Ooh! 626 00:26:17,979 --> 00:26:19,104 I felt that, too. 627 00:26:19,104 --> 00:26:20,771 - [straining] Right in the bean. - Okay, okay. 628 00:26:20,771 --> 00:26:22,687 Okay, you done? Untie me. 629 00:26:22,687 --> 00:26:25,271 [yelling ferociously] 630 00:26:25,271 --> 00:26:26,937 You sure about that? 631 00:26:29,437 --> 00:26:30,812 Yeah, wax off, bro. 632 00:26:30,812 --> 00:26:31,937 [Katie grunts] 633 00:26:34,146 --> 00:26:35,687 You got fast hands. 634 00:26:35,687 --> 00:26:38,021 Well, I'm not looking for hand compliments right now. 635 00:26:38,021 --> 00:26:40,646 I want to know what the fuck is going on. 636 00:26:40,646 --> 00:26:42,229 And what am I threatening you with? 637 00:26:42,229 --> 00:26:45,396 Oh, that shoots enzyme-protein-peptide- bioactive constituent rounds 638 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,104 that cause temporary paralysis. 639 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:49,229 - What? - Wasp venom. 640 00:26:49,229 --> 00:26:52,229 Lottery security requires a specialized set of tools. 641 00:26:52,229 --> 00:26:54,854 Yeah, you-you are holding that all wrong. 642 00:26:54,854 --> 00:26:56,479 - No, I got my finger on the-- - Just it's, no, you... 643 00:26:56,479 --> 00:26:57,979 - [yells] - Give me that thing. 644 00:26:57,979 --> 00:27:00,729 I just want you to know that I'm not mad. 645 00:27:01,896 --> 00:27:04,229 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 646 00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:06,437 - Do you want them to choke on their tongues? - [man groans] 647 00:27:06,437 --> 00:27:08,562 Based upon the last four minutes with them, yeah, a little bit. 648 00:27:08,562 --> 00:27:09,812 I would love that, actually. 649 00:27:09,812 --> 00:27:13,646 Okay, listen, the drone posts your location in 14 minutes. 650 00:27:13,646 --> 00:27:15,854 - We are leaving. - The drone? What drone? 651 00:27:15,854 --> 00:27:17,396 [alarm sounding] 652 00:27:18,479 --> 00:27:20,521 Okay, so the rules say your fans can't kill anyone else 653 00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:21,854 for your money, just you. 654 00:27:21,854 --> 00:27:24,271 Also, your fans cannot use lethal ballistics-- that means no guns-- 655 00:27:24,271 --> 00:27:27,854 but anything throwable is legal and, trust me, they throw some nasty shit. 656 00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,021 Hold on, hold on. "Fans"? 657 00:27:29,021 --> 00:27:30,229 I don't have any fans. 658 00:27:30,229 --> 00:27:32,521 [man] Hey. It's Katie Kim. 659 00:27:32,521 --> 00:27:34,521 - [man grunts] - [Katie screams] 660 00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:37,521 We should go. Car doors open. 661 00:27:37,521 --> 00:27:39,104 - [♪ Jacaranda: "MoneyMoney"] - [woman] There she is. 662 00:27:39,104 --> 00:27:40,687 [man] That's her. 663 00:27:40,687 --> 00:27:41,979 [man 2] There's Katie! 664 00:27:41,979 --> 00:27:43,604 Hey, you really don't know what's going on? 665 00:27:43,604 --> 00:27:45,521 I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder 666 00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:48,354 that cares about the tongues of people he beats up. 667 00:27:48,354 --> 00:27:51,729 I mean, that feels rude, but not inaccurate. 668 00:27:51,729 --> 00:27:53,271 - [engine starting] - I need the money! 669 00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,062 I live in that food truck! 670 00:27:55,062 --> 00:27:56,937 - [clamoring] - ♪ ♪ 671 00:27:59,271 --> 00:28:00,729 [angry shouting] 672 00:28:00,729 --> 00:28:02,646 [buzzing] 673 00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:05,146 ♪ All I need is money, money ♪ 674 00:28:05,146 --> 00:28:07,062 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪ 675 00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,646 [man] Yeah, go, go, go! 676 00:28:10,646 --> 00:28:11,979 Go! 677 00:28:14,729 --> 00:28:17,396 ♪ All I want is money, money, get, get, get me, get me ♪ 678 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:19,187 Go, go, go! 679 00:28:19,187 --> 00:28:21,062 - [tires squealing] - ♪ Get, get, get me some... 680 00:28:21,062 --> 00:28:22,562 - [buzzing] - Oh, wow. 681 00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:24,312 That nice girl from the bus. 682 00:28:24,312 --> 00:28:25,937 - Good for her. - [woman] I gotta go. 683 00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:27,521 - Okay, Irene. - ♪ All I need is money, money ♪ 684 00:28:27,521 --> 00:28:28,687 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪ 685 00:28:28,687 --> 00:28:30,437 Let's go get some. 686 00:28:32,021 --> 00:28:33,812 [man over radio] Only six hours till sundown, jackpot lovers, 687 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:36,104 so if you want to find Katie Kim, 688 00:28:36,104 --> 00:28:37,646 - you'd better move it. - [♪ Reel 2 Real: "I Like to Move It"] 689 00:28:37,646 --> 00:28:39,937 Katie, you won the lottery, 690 00:28:39,937 --> 00:28:41,229 and now anyone with a losing ticket 691 00:28:41,229 --> 00:28:43,854 that kills you before sundown gets your money. Legally. 692 00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:45,187 Okay, that's murder. 693 00:28:45,187 --> 00:28:46,354 Oh, not in California. 694 00:28:46,354 --> 00:28:47,812 It's just a chance at the big time. 695 00:28:47,812 --> 00:28:50,187 Okay, when the fuck did this become a thing? 696 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,771 I don't know, a few years ago? 697 00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:53,729 How did you not hear about this? 698 00:28:53,729 --> 00:28:56,479 Me and my mom just watched movies and emotionally neutral baking shows. 699 00:28:56,479 --> 00:28:58,979 We didn't watch the news. It was too depressing. 700 00:28:58,979 --> 00:29:01,771 Yeah. But you gotta keep up with what's going on in the world. 701 00:29:01,771 --> 00:29:03,479 It's your duty as a citizen of Earth. 702 00:29:03,479 --> 00:29:07,312 Hey, look, the Shutterbug's gonna post your location every 14 minutes, 703 00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,479 but your fans around here, they're just gonna see it tailing us. 704 00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:11,562 [♪ LCD Soundsystem: "Us V Them"] 705 00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:16,229 Oh, shit. 706 00:29:16,229 --> 00:29:18,604 - [man] Hey, hey! - Come on! 707 00:29:18,604 --> 00:29:19,937 Let's go! 708 00:29:19,937 --> 00:29:21,021 I need you to put this on. 709 00:29:21,021 --> 00:29:22,729 Get her! 710 00:29:24,354 --> 00:29:25,396 [whooping] 711 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:29,729 I'm sorry it's a little matchy-matchy, but I need you to protect the head, okay? 712 00:29:29,729 --> 00:29:31,562 - [bikers whooping] - [Katie] Oh, shit. 713 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,521 ♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪ 714 00:29:34,521 --> 00:29:36,479 - Oh, my God. - ♪ The time has come today ♪ 715 00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:39,562 - [tires screeching] - ♪ The time has come ♪ 716 00:29:39,562 --> 00:29:41,187 ♪ The time has come... 717 00:29:41,187 --> 00:29:42,521 Helmet on, hold on tight, please. 718 00:29:42,521 --> 00:29:43,687 [man] Go! 719 00:29:43,687 --> 00:29:45,729 [Katie screams] Shit. 720 00:29:45,729 --> 00:29:47,312 [sniffing] Huh, they used Clooney's tequila. 721 00:29:47,312 --> 00:29:49,187 I never got the tequila craze. I'm more of a gin guy. 722 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,562 You ever tried Artingstall's? 723 00:29:50,562 --> 00:29:53,937 I will buy you a fucking case of it if you let me out of this goddamn car. 724 00:29:55,937 --> 00:29:57,812 [tires screeching] 725 00:30:01,854 --> 00:30:04,187 Ah, God, be careful. 726 00:30:04,187 --> 00:30:06,146 [tires screeching] 727 00:30:06,146 --> 00:30:09,354 - [Katie] Biker! Oh! - [man grunts] 728 00:30:09,354 --> 00:30:11,146 Oh, shit. 729 00:30:11,146 --> 00:30:14,937 ♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪ 730 00:30:14,937 --> 00:30:16,646 ♪ The time has come today... 731 00:30:16,646 --> 00:30:17,812 Knives. Knives. Knives. 732 00:30:22,896 --> 00:30:24,896 Uh, this isn't mine. 733 00:30:24,896 --> 00:30:26,604 Did you thumb-print that? 734 00:30:26,604 --> 00:30:28,146 On accident. 735 00:30:31,354 --> 00:30:33,396 Cancel. Undo. Force quit. Delete. 736 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,312 Get down. 737 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,354 How do I cancel this? 738 00:30:42,354 --> 00:30:44,604 You really want to quit the lottery and miss out on all that money? 739 00:30:44,604 --> 00:30:45,687 Yes, I do. 740 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:47,812 [stammering] 741 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:49,562 The only way to quit is... 742 00:30:50,354 --> 00:30:52,729 - [metallic clang] - [moans] 743 00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:54,354 The only way to quit is? 744 00:30:57,771 --> 00:30:59,146 The only way to quit is? 745 00:30:59,146 --> 00:31:00,854 Oh, shit. 746 00:31:01,937 --> 00:31:03,687 Goddamn it. 747 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,021 I don't want to sound like a broken record, 748 00:31:05,021 --> 00:31:06,437 but I told you to protect the head. 749 00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:11,271 But the only way to quit is what? 750 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:13,312 The only way to quit is if you leave the city. 751 00:31:15,771 --> 00:31:17,062 Okay, then let's leave the city, then. 752 00:31:17,062 --> 00:31:19,896 The closest Quit Line is just past the blue neon cross on the Grapevine. 753 00:31:21,771 --> 00:31:24,104 Blue neon cross, Grapevine. 754 00:31:24,104 --> 00:31:26,479 Let's go before I fucking throw up in here. 755 00:31:26,479 --> 00:31:28,687 Har-har. Nobody quits the lottery. 756 00:31:29,646 --> 00:31:31,771 [engine revving] 757 00:31:35,437 --> 00:31:36,604 [woman] Go, go! 758 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,146 [coughing] 759 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:41,521 Hey, you, that way! Shithead, that way! 760 00:31:41,521 --> 00:31:42,729 Let's go! 761 00:31:42,729 --> 00:31:44,979 [shouting] 762 00:31:44,979 --> 00:31:47,187 [bikes departing] 763 00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:54,854 Hey, bootleg Captain America, I'm dead serious. 764 00:31:54,854 --> 00:31:56,562 I want to quit. 765 00:31:56,562 --> 00:31:58,437 Are you listening to me? 766 00:31:58,437 --> 00:32:01,687 I want to get out of the game. Now. 767 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,812 Come on. You really mean that? 768 00:32:03,812 --> 00:32:06,937 How can someone whose face looks so much like a giant ear 769 00:32:06,937 --> 00:32:08,896 not hear what I'm saying? 770 00:32:08,896 --> 00:32:11,562 Okay, you're really bringing up some stuff for me there. 771 00:32:11,562 --> 00:32:13,521 Kids at school used to call me Earface, okay? 772 00:32:13,521 --> 00:32:15,021 Get me outta the game! 773 00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:20,562 Okay, I will get you to the Grapevine, 774 00:32:20,562 --> 00:32:23,146 but after I do, you should seriously consider therapy. 775 00:32:23,146 --> 00:32:24,937 Thank you. And I will. 776 00:32:24,937 --> 00:32:26,729 But I-I... 777 00:32:28,896 --> 00:32:30,479 Wait a second. 778 00:32:30,479 --> 00:32:32,062 What's the catch? 779 00:32:38,104 --> 00:32:39,437 What, what is that? 780 00:32:40,521 --> 00:32:41,896 [distorted] You know what you're doing right now? 781 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:43,104 No, I don't. 782 00:32:43,104 --> 00:32:45,562 [normal voice] You are looking a gift horse in the mouth. 783 00:32:45,562 --> 00:32:46,771 - [stammers] - [bikes approaching] 784 00:32:48,271 --> 00:32:50,854 - Shit. Windows up. - I thought you were having a stroke. 785 00:32:50,854 --> 00:32:53,646 - [♪ Armin van Buuren: "Blah Blah Blah"] - ♪ All we ever hear from you is blah, blah, blah ♪ 786 00:32:53,646 --> 00:32:55,479 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 787 00:32:55,479 --> 00:32:56,687 Ow! 788 00:32:56,687 --> 00:32:57,979 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 789 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:04,687 ♪ All we ever hear from you is blah, blah, blah ♪ 790 00:33:04,687 --> 00:33:07,562 ♪ So all we ever do is go ja, ja, ja ♪ 791 00:33:07,562 --> 00:33:09,312 ♪ And we don't even care about what they say ♪ 792 00:33:09,312 --> 00:33:10,937 Pull over! 793 00:33:10,937 --> 00:33:13,437 ♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja ♪ 794 00:33:13,437 --> 00:33:14,729 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 795 00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:16,021 Oh, fu-- Oh, shit. 796 00:33:16,021 --> 00:33:18,229 Oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit. 797 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,104 Ah, ah, there's swords. 798 00:33:20,104 --> 00:33:23,271 Goddamn it. Oh, oh, oh. 799 00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:26,646 You... will... not... stab... my... face. 800 00:33:26,646 --> 00:33:28,104 - Ow. - Oh. 801 00:33:28,979 --> 00:33:30,396 Oh, yeah, the wasp gun. That's a good idea. Yes. 802 00:33:31,479 --> 00:33:33,687 Oh! Oh! 803 00:33:34,271 --> 00:33:35,312 [screaming] 804 00:33:35,312 --> 00:33:37,396 Bad. Bad biker. Bad biker. 805 00:33:37,396 --> 00:33:39,479 - Dude, she's not a dog. - You don't know that. 806 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,146 [grunts] 807 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,312 - You drive. - [Katie] I-I don't drive. 808 00:33:45,312 --> 00:33:47,146 I can't drive. I can't drive. 809 00:33:47,146 --> 00:33:48,271 Fuck, I'm driving. 810 00:33:48,271 --> 00:33:51,187 ♪ All we ever hear from you is blah, blah, blah... 811 00:33:51,187 --> 00:33:53,604 - [Noel grunting] - What are you guys doing back there? 812 00:33:53,604 --> 00:33:56,396 I am a big man in a small back seat. Cut me some slack. 813 00:33:56,396 --> 00:33:58,229 ♪ And we don't even care about what they say ♪ 814 00:33:58,229 --> 00:33:59,437 ♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja... 815 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,604 - [woman yelling] - [grunting rhythmically] 816 00:34:02,396 --> 00:34:04,771 - [cries out] - Here. Hey, could you pass me the helmet, please? 817 00:34:06,187 --> 00:34:07,729 - [muffled screaming] - Thank you. 818 00:34:09,187 --> 00:34:11,562 Passenger door open. 819 00:34:11,562 --> 00:34:13,146 [screaming] 820 00:34:13,146 --> 00:34:14,562 - [crashing] - What the hell was that? 821 00:34:14,562 --> 00:34:17,187 You think I'm gonna kick somebody out of a moving car without a helmet? 822 00:34:17,187 --> 00:34:18,896 I'm not a monster. 823 00:34:20,604 --> 00:34:22,271 Hey, be more careful. I just paid this thing off. 824 00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:23,771 Well, if you're waiting for an apology, 825 00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:25,729 you're gonna be an old fucking man by the time that comes. 826 00:34:27,979 --> 00:34:29,562 Katie, could you pop the trunk, please? 827 00:34:31,521 --> 00:34:34,271 [dramatic music playing] 828 00:34:35,229 --> 00:34:36,562 Oh, my God. 829 00:34:41,187 --> 00:34:42,854 - Don't slow down. - It's a dead end. 830 00:34:42,854 --> 00:34:44,604 I've seen deader. 831 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:45,729 Holy...! 832 00:34:46,646 --> 00:34:48,146 Hit the brakes. 833 00:34:51,604 --> 00:34:52,896 [screaming] 834 00:34:52,896 --> 00:34:54,062 [grunting] 835 00:34:56,479 --> 00:34:58,021 Protect the head, bitch. 836 00:34:58,021 --> 00:34:59,604 [grunting] 837 00:35:00,687 --> 00:35:02,562 It's good to see that you're coming around on helmets. 838 00:35:02,562 --> 00:35:04,646 [engine chugging] 839 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:08,354 Your car's all fucked up. 840 00:35:08,354 --> 00:35:09,604 It needs a tune. 841 00:35:09,604 --> 00:35:11,479 You know, it's not, uh, your fault. 842 00:35:11,479 --> 00:35:13,271 - You're just driving wrong. - [backfires] 843 00:35:14,354 --> 00:35:15,979 [engine chugging] 844 00:35:17,604 --> 00:35:19,562 [engine sputtering, backfires] 845 00:35:21,562 --> 00:35:23,354 Hah! We lost 'em. 846 00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:25,646 Hey, what was your favorite part of the chase? 847 00:35:25,646 --> 00:35:27,687 For me, it was, like, a toss-up between the alley and-- 848 00:35:27,687 --> 00:35:29,604 Oh, balls. 849 00:35:30,771 --> 00:35:32,062 [both grunting] 850 00:35:33,146 --> 00:35:35,437 Okay, let's go. Let's go. 851 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:37,354 One, two, with the... [grunts] 852 00:35:37,354 --> 00:35:38,896 - Oh. - Fuck! 853 00:35:38,896 --> 00:35:40,354 Why?! 854 00:35:40,354 --> 00:35:42,312 [sighs] 855 00:35:42,312 --> 00:35:44,354 - So you get ten percent if I keep going? - Yeah. 856 00:35:44,354 --> 00:35:45,521 What do you get if I quit? 857 00:35:46,604 --> 00:35:47,729 Zero. 858 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,687 But I'll still help you. Get up. 859 00:35:49,687 --> 00:35:51,312 Everybody wants a cut of me except you, huh? 860 00:35:51,312 --> 00:35:54,479 Listen, Golden Rule: you treat people like you want to be treated, and then-- 861 00:35:54,479 --> 00:35:56,146 Oh, you dirt-faced me! 862 00:35:56,146 --> 00:35:57,979 - [grunts] - [cracking] 863 00:35:57,979 --> 00:36:00,062 [groans] 864 00:36:00,062 --> 00:36:02,104 Put your hip into that one, didn't you? 865 00:36:02,104 --> 00:36:03,687 Really hit the target there. 866 00:36:03,687 --> 00:36:04,687 How's it look? Good? 867 00:36:04,687 --> 00:36:06,646 You look like a Muppet just ran into a wall. 868 00:36:06,646 --> 00:36:08,146 Wow, that was wild. [sniffing] 869 00:36:08,146 --> 00:36:10,354 I can smell my own face. Good job. 870 00:36:10,354 --> 00:36:11,729 [gasps] 871 00:36:11,729 --> 00:36:13,937 No problemo. I'll just crack this guy back into place. 872 00:36:13,937 --> 00:36:15,437 It'll be back to normal. Easy peasy. 873 00:36:15,437 --> 00:36:16,979 - [cracking] - [grunting] 874 00:36:18,979 --> 00:36:21,104 Fuck! Oh, shit! 875 00:36:21,104 --> 00:36:24,312 It feels like my nose is tickling my dick hole! 876 00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,812 Shit in my sneaker! 877 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:29,146 Ah, fuck! 878 00:36:31,229 --> 00:36:33,146 Okay. [sniffs] 879 00:36:33,146 --> 00:36:34,979 That was good. 880 00:36:34,979 --> 00:36:36,812 [siren chirping] 881 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,521 Ah, shit. 882 00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:41,771 - Finally, some real help is here. - [car doors closing] 883 00:36:41,771 --> 00:36:43,271 - They're gonna try to kill you, Katie. - [indistinct radio transmission] 884 00:36:43,271 --> 00:36:45,396 [Katie] I am so happy to see you. 885 00:36:45,396 --> 00:36:47,604 Everybody has been trying to kill me. 886 00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:49,354 - Oh. - [Taser crackling] 887 00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:51,146 [cops grunting] 888 00:36:51,979 --> 00:36:54,104 - Shit, shit. - [grunting continues] 889 00:36:56,021 --> 00:36:57,396 [cries out] 890 00:36:57,396 --> 00:36:59,021 - [high-pitched whining] - Sorry. 891 00:36:59,021 --> 00:37:00,521 [Noel] Katie! 892 00:37:01,521 --> 00:37:03,729 [tense music playing] 893 00:37:03,729 --> 00:37:06,271 You came to Hollywood to get recognized, Katie. 894 00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:07,646 Just embrace the irony. 895 00:37:07,646 --> 00:37:08,854 [gasps] 896 00:37:15,646 --> 00:37:17,146 [man, high-pitched voice] Pinky Pooh Pooh. 897 00:37:17,146 --> 00:37:19,146 I love you. 898 00:37:19,146 --> 00:37:21,521 [normal voice] All right, that'll be 20 bucks. 899 00:37:21,521 --> 00:37:23,437 [card chirping] 900 00:37:23,437 --> 00:37:25,479 [music intensifies] 901 00:37:26,771 --> 00:37:28,771 - [alarm sounding] - Oh, no. 902 00:37:28,771 --> 00:37:31,104 - [man] I don't see her. - Here. 903 00:37:31,104 --> 00:37:33,354 - [alarm continues] - Where is she? Where is she? 904 00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:35,687 - [man] Nowhere to run, Katie! - [high-pitched gasp] 905 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:38,229 - [woman] Where are you? - [overlapping chatter] 906 00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:40,062 Excuse me. Uh, one ticket, please. 907 00:37:40,062 --> 00:37:42,896 Oh, sorry. We're closed for renovations till next week. 908 00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:44,521 Oh, goddamn it. 909 00:37:44,521 --> 00:37:45,604 Oh. 910 00:37:45,604 --> 00:37:47,937 Oh, oh, oh. No, no, no, no, you're safe. 911 00:37:47,937 --> 00:37:51,729 Uh, come on. I'll-I'll just send 'em down the street to my favorite titty bar. 912 00:37:51,729 --> 00:37:53,521 My daughter's about your age. 913 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,521 And I think this lottery is immoral. 914 00:37:56,521 --> 00:37:58,146 Thank you. And I totally agree. 915 00:37:58,146 --> 00:38:00,937 And I also love Spaghetti Squares. 916 00:38:00,937 --> 00:38:03,396 - Oh, you rec... you recognize me? - Mm-hmm. [chuckling] 917 00:38:03,396 --> 00:38:05,396 - Cool. I got recognized. - [speaks indistinctly] 918 00:38:07,521 --> 00:38:10,021 [woman, recording] Hello, and welcome to the Fameland Wax Museum. 919 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:12,229 Jenny from the block says have a great time. 920 00:38:12,229 --> 00:38:14,229 Is that supposed to be J.Lo? 921 00:38:14,229 --> 00:38:16,562 Looks like a statue of a woman asking to see the manager. 922 00:38:17,854 --> 00:38:19,646 [breathlessly] Okay. 923 00:38:19,646 --> 00:38:21,687 All right. Where the fuck are we? 924 00:38:22,771 --> 00:38:24,687 - [phone ringing] - [gasping] 925 00:38:25,729 --> 00:38:27,146 Hello? 926 00:38:27,146 --> 00:38:28,521 [Shadi] Katie. 927 00:38:28,521 --> 00:38:30,521 Oh, my God. You poor thing. 928 00:38:30,521 --> 00:38:31,979 I just saw the news. 929 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,229 Shadi? 930 00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:34,687 Yeah, girl. 931 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,062 Are you okay? 932 00:38:36,062 --> 00:38:37,729 No, no, I'm not okay. 933 00:38:37,729 --> 00:38:39,729 I-I need to get to the Grapevine to stop the game. 934 00:38:39,729 --> 00:38:41,396 Can I borrow your car? 935 00:38:41,396 --> 00:38:42,479 Anything for you. 936 00:38:42,479 --> 00:38:43,854 Like, where are you? 937 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:45,521 I'm... 938 00:38:45,521 --> 00:38:47,229 hiding. 939 00:38:47,229 --> 00:38:48,729 Where are you? 940 00:38:48,729 --> 00:38:51,146 I'm at home. 941 00:38:51,146 --> 00:38:52,896 But, yeah, I think you should just tell me your address 942 00:38:52,896 --> 00:38:54,687 and I can, I'll be right there. 943 00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:56,687 [high-pitched voice] Ah, Pinky Pooh Pooh. 944 00:38:56,687 --> 00:38:58,646 I love you. 945 00:38:59,521 --> 00:39:01,312 You know what, I think I'm actually just gonna sit tight. 946 00:39:01,312 --> 00:39:03,854 - Hello, and welcome to the Fameland Wax Museum. - Shh, shh, shh! 947 00:39:03,854 --> 00:39:06,562 Okay, got it. Um, I-I'm coming. Just sit tight. 948 00:39:06,562 --> 00:39:08,187 Uh, uh, everything's gonna be fine. 949 00:39:08,187 --> 00:39:09,437 Okay. 950 00:39:09,437 --> 00:39:11,104 - Love you. - [hangs up phone] 951 00:39:11,104 --> 00:39:12,479 [sighs] 952 00:39:12,479 --> 00:39:14,104 [grunting happily] 953 00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:15,479 - Yes, yes, yes, yes? - Yes. 954 00:39:15,479 --> 00:39:16,979 - You got her? - She's fucking in there. 955 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,521 - In the museum? [yelps happily] - She's in there. 956 00:39:18,521 --> 00:39:20,562 But we can't go into the museum, remember? 957 00:39:20,562 --> 00:39:21,812 We're banned. 958 00:39:21,812 --> 00:39:24,437 They're not gonna remember that we had sex with one of the wax figures. 959 00:39:24,437 --> 00:39:25,771 That was a long time ago. 960 00:39:25,771 --> 00:39:27,437 It was, like, three weeks ago. 961 00:39:27,437 --> 00:39:28,812 Come on, babe. Get with it. 962 00:39:28,812 --> 00:39:30,604 I'm with it, I'm with it, I'm with it. 963 00:39:30,604 --> 00:39:33,021 ♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪ 964 00:39:33,021 --> 00:39:34,687 ♪ Murder ♪ 965 00:39:34,687 --> 00:39:36,937 [Shadi] Shh, shh. 966 00:39:36,937 --> 00:39:39,021 [Shadi humming happily] 967 00:39:41,437 --> 00:39:44,396 Sorry, we're closed for renovations. 968 00:39:44,396 --> 00:39:47,104 Oh, you two are banned. 969 00:39:47,104 --> 00:39:51,021 What you two perverts did to the Tin Man keeps me up at night. 970 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:52,646 Wait, that was the Tin Man? 971 00:39:52,646 --> 00:39:54,437 I thought we were fucking RoboCop. 972 00:39:54,437 --> 00:39:56,562 - Is she in there? - Who? 973 00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:57,646 [sighs] 974 00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,187 You're a shitty actor. 975 00:39:59,771 --> 00:40:01,354 Hyah! 976 00:40:01,937 --> 00:40:03,312 - Let's go. - Let's go. 977 00:40:03,312 --> 00:40:04,562 Sorry about that, brother. 978 00:40:04,562 --> 00:40:05,979 [maniacal laughter recording] 979 00:40:05,979 --> 00:40:08,937 - [whimsical music playing] - [man, recording] None shall pass. 980 00:40:08,937 --> 00:40:11,146 [woman, recording] Hello, and welcome to the Fameland Wax Museum. 981 00:40:11,146 --> 00:40:12,521 [gasps] Oh, shit. 982 00:40:12,521 --> 00:40:14,979 Jenny from the block says have a great time. 983 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,521 [maniacal laughter recording] 984 00:40:17,521 --> 00:40:19,021 Katie? 985 00:40:19,021 --> 00:40:20,687 - [whimsical music playing] - [man, recording] None shall pass. 986 00:40:20,687 --> 00:40:22,812 - [phone chiming] - Ugh, it's my mom again. 987 00:40:22,812 --> 00:40:25,937 I get it. Someone has to pick up your heart meds at the pharmacy. 988 00:40:25,937 --> 00:40:27,396 I'm busy. 989 00:40:29,146 --> 00:40:31,812 - [whimsical music playing] - [man, recording] None shall pass. 990 00:40:31,812 --> 00:40:34,562 Man, this place is chatty as fuck, huh? 991 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:37,312 [all feigning laughter] 992 00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:40,229 Who's ready to go to the Grapevine? 993 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,312 I mean, you guys got here so fast. 994 00:40:42,312 --> 00:40:45,937 - Wh-- - Yeah, wh-what was so crazy about that 995 00:40:45,937 --> 00:40:48,021 - is, like, I thought we were at home... - Mm-hmm. 996 00:40:48,021 --> 00:40:51,521 ...and then I realized that we weren't. 997 00:40:51,521 --> 00:40:53,312 You're not much of an improvisor, are you? 998 00:40:53,312 --> 00:40:54,812 Fuck you. I'm great at improv. 999 00:40:54,812 --> 00:40:56,479 I just need time to prepare. 1000 00:40:56,479 --> 00:40:58,354 Oh. 1001 00:40:59,604 --> 00:41:02,896 - How 'bout you curl up with a good book, Katie. - Nice one, babe. 1002 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:04,896 - [DJ] Using my props. - Ow! 1003 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,271 How dare you hit a woman? I will kill you for that! 1004 00:41:09,229 --> 00:41:10,979 [DJ screams] 1005 00:41:10,979 --> 00:41:12,729 [Shadi grunts] 1006 00:41:13,646 --> 00:41:14,854 - [DJ grunts] - Ow! 1007 00:41:14,854 --> 00:41:16,229 Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1008 00:41:16,229 --> 00:41:17,354 Okay, hit her. 1009 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:22,104 [both grunting] 1010 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:24,104 Yeah, you guys gonna kill me? Huh? 1011 00:41:24,104 --> 00:41:26,937 What if I turn the tables on you with my staff. 1012 00:41:26,937 --> 00:41:28,687 Watch out. She's gonna use magic. 1013 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,854 Incoming. Staff memo. 1014 00:41:30,854 --> 00:41:33,062 - [yelling] - [DJ yelping] 1015 00:41:36,146 --> 00:41:38,271 Oh, God, that was stupid. 1016 00:41:38,271 --> 00:41:40,437 [intense music playing] 1017 00:41:42,771 --> 00:41:44,771 [woman, recording] We are, like, so blessed. 1018 00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:46,646 Wait, guys, come on. We're friends. 1019 00:41:46,646 --> 00:41:48,021 We traded clothes. 1020 00:41:48,021 --> 00:41:50,437 Yeah, and now you're making me get your blood all over them. 1021 00:41:50,437 --> 00:41:53,062 - [♪ LMFAO: "Sexy and I Know It"] - ♪ When I walk in the spot ♪ 1022 00:41:53,062 --> 00:41:54,979 - ♪ This is what I see ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 1023 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:56,187 ♪ Everybody stops ♪ 1024 00:41:56,187 --> 00:41:58,021 - Enough! - ♪ And they staring at me ♪ 1025 00:41:58,021 --> 00:41:59,729 - ♪ I got passion in my pants ♪ - Mm. Mm. 1026 00:41:59,729 --> 00:42:01,896 ♪ And I ain't afraid to show it ♪ 1027 00:42:01,896 --> 00:42:03,521 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it... 1028 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:07,062 Stop being such a dick and just let us kill you. 1029 00:42:07,062 --> 00:42:10,521 Well, here goes Cher number one. 1030 00:42:10,521 --> 00:42:13,771 Here goes Cher number two. 1031 00:42:13,771 --> 00:42:16,437 They're the Kardashians, you idiot. 1032 00:42:16,437 --> 00:42:17,937 What? Really? 1033 00:42:18,646 --> 00:42:21,312 Well, try keeping up with this Kardashian, motherfucker. 1034 00:42:21,312 --> 00:42:23,521 Who wants some head? 1035 00:42:23,521 --> 00:42:25,937 - [yelling] - [DJ laughing] 1036 00:42:25,937 --> 00:42:28,521 ♪ I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it ♪ 1037 00:42:28,521 --> 00:42:30,646 ♪ Show it, show it, show it ♪ 1038 00:42:30,646 --> 00:42:32,187 [high-pitched scream] 1039 00:42:32,187 --> 00:42:34,021 - ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ - [recorded screaming] 1040 00:42:34,021 --> 00:42:35,937 [man, recording] Welcome to the murder room. 1041 00:42:36,937 --> 00:42:38,479 Wait, is that knife real? 1042 00:42:38,479 --> 00:42:41,271 [laughing] If it isn't, this is gonna take a while. 1043 00:42:42,437 --> 00:42:44,062 [yelling] 1044 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:45,896 [screaming] 1045 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,896 [intense music playing] 1046 00:42:51,021 --> 00:42:52,187 Oh, shit. 1047 00:42:52,187 --> 00:42:53,354 [Katie shouts] 1048 00:42:53,354 --> 00:42:54,479 Owie. 1049 00:42:54,479 --> 00:42:57,271 No, no, no. Get her, babe. Get her babe. [screams] 1050 00:42:57,271 --> 00:42:58,937 Don't get her, babe. Don't get her, babe. 1051 00:42:58,937 --> 00:43:00,479 - [clang] - [grunts] 1052 00:43:03,062 --> 00:43:04,812 [yelling] 1053 00:43:08,146 --> 00:43:10,771 - [Katie grunts] - Oh! 1054 00:43:10,771 --> 00:43:12,604 - Ow. - I got her. 1055 00:43:13,979 --> 00:43:16,229 [mechanical whirring] 1056 00:43:16,229 --> 00:43:18,229 We're rich, babe. We're rich. We're billionaires. 1057 00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:19,854 Oh, shit. 1058 00:43:21,146 --> 00:43:24,187 Great. Now I'm the weirdo that cares about strangers' tongues. 1059 00:43:24,187 --> 00:43:25,437 [moaning] 1060 00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:27,562 - Get up. Come on. Get up. - Okay. 1061 00:43:27,562 --> 00:43:29,312 [Shadi growling] 1062 00:43:29,312 --> 00:43:31,187 [DJ] Oh, no, no, no. 1063 00:43:31,187 --> 00:43:32,646 - Oh. - We're locked in. 1064 00:43:32,646 --> 00:43:35,312 - We can't kill you from in here, Katie. - What? Girl, you cheated. 1065 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:36,854 [Shadi grunting] 1066 00:43:36,854 --> 00:43:38,854 [woman] And here at the Fameworld Wax Museum, 1067 00:43:38,854 --> 00:43:40,646 you can see celebrities like... 1068 00:43:40,646 --> 00:43:43,021 Well, that looks like Katie Kim, 1069 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:45,104 but she's not dumb enough to walk around here like that. 1070 00:43:45,104 --> 00:43:46,562 - That's not Katie Kim. - Oh. Oh, shit. 1071 00:43:46,562 --> 00:43:47,646 That is Katie Kim. 1072 00:43:47,646 --> 00:43:49,729 - [clamoring] - [siren chirping] 1073 00:43:49,729 --> 00:43:51,896 [tires screeching] 1074 00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:54,312 Holy crap. Did that look as cool as it felt? 1075 00:43:54,312 --> 00:43:56,854 [♪ Logic: "Bleed It"] 1076 00:43:56,854 --> 00:43:58,562 Watch your toes. I'm gonna peel out, okay? 1077 00:44:00,646 --> 00:44:02,437 [man] She's getting away! 1078 00:44:02,437 --> 00:44:03,771 [woman] Go, go, go! 1079 00:44:03,771 --> 00:44:05,979 Hey, hey, hey, hey. No shoving. 1080 00:44:05,979 --> 00:44:07,729 Safety first when you're trying to kill somebody. 1081 00:44:07,729 --> 00:44:10,146 ♪ Bleed that, you be like, there ain't life, no, no... 1082 00:44:10,146 --> 00:44:11,771 You stole a cop car? 1083 00:44:11,771 --> 00:44:13,312 Borrowed. 1084 00:44:14,312 --> 00:44:15,937 Oh, you're hurt. 1085 00:44:15,937 --> 00:44:18,312 - Uh, let's just get you to the Grapevine. - [door handle rattling] 1086 00:44:18,312 --> 00:44:20,729 You get the money if I keep playing. If I quit, you get nothing. 1087 00:44:20,729 --> 00:44:22,729 And-and if you kill me, you get it all. 1088 00:44:22,729 --> 00:44:26,187 So why the hell would I trust you to help me quit? 1089 00:44:26,187 --> 00:44:28,062 Why are you trying to convince me to kill you? 1090 00:44:28,062 --> 00:44:30,229 Because you are making some solid points. 1091 00:44:30,229 --> 00:44:32,562 ♪ ♪ 1092 00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:35,771 Have you ever considered the possibility that I actually might be a nice person? 1093 00:44:35,771 --> 00:44:37,104 Yeah, oh, yeah, sure. 1094 00:44:37,104 --> 00:44:39,896 A nice person who, like, loves and wants a superyacht. 1095 00:44:39,896 --> 00:44:41,437 [scoffs] I don't want a superyacht. 1096 00:44:41,437 --> 00:44:43,187 You so want a superyacht. 1097 00:44:43,187 --> 00:44:44,812 - I don't want a superyacht. - You do. 1098 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:45,979 - I don't! - Superyacht! 1099 00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:48,021 Whoa. 1100 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,687 Can you stop crashing? 1101 00:44:51,687 --> 00:44:53,104 You don't get it, do you? 1102 00:44:53,104 --> 00:44:56,312 They're going to post your location in less than three minutes, all right? 1103 00:44:56,312 --> 00:44:58,354 That means every asshole in a 50-block radius 1104 00:44:58,354 --> 00:45:00,521 is gonna know exactly where you are. 1105 00:45:00,521 --> 00:45:04,021 Jesus Christ, we need a bomb shelter or something. 1106 00:45:05,104 --> 00:45:07,437 Bomb shelter. Bomb shelter. 1107 00:45:07,437 --> 00:45:09,187 - I have an idea. - Yeah? 1108 00:45:09,187 --> 00:45:11,979 ♪ I bleed it, you know I bleed it ♪ 1109 00:45:12,979 --> 00:45:14,937 [doorbell rings] 1110 00:45:23,312 --> 00:45:25,271 [sighs] 1111 00:45:25,271 --> 00:45:27,771 What the fuck? 1112 00:45:31,104 --> 00:45:33,687 - Hello. - Hey. 1113 00:45:34,771 --> 00:45:36,562 You here to move something or...? 1114 00:45:36,562 --> 00:45:38,396 - No. - No. 1115 00:45:38,396 --> 00:45:40,854 Oh, my God. Fuck. You're the cat walkers. Duh. 1116 00:45:40,854 --> 00:45:42,021 You walk your cats? 1117 00:45:42,021 --> 00:45:43,646 No, uh, cat walkers walk my cats. 1118 00:45:43,646 --> 00:45:44,854 I'm not weird. 1119 00:45:44,854 --> 00:45:49,729 Uh, no, actually, we, um, we are here for you. 1120 00:45:50,854 --> 00:45:53,104 - We are here for you... - Mr. Gun Kelly. 1121 00:45:53,104 --> 00:45:54,396 ...Mr. Gun Kelly. 1122 00:45:54,396 --> 00:45:56,437 Why are you winking at me like that? 1123 00:45:56,437 --> 00:45:57,896 Why are you winking at me? 1124 00:46:01,021 --> 00:46:03,479 Oh, is this a sexual thing? 1125 00:46:04,646 --> 00:46:05,687 Yeah. 1126 00:46:05,687 --> 00:46:07,062 - Yes. - Got it. Okay. - Yeah. 1127 00:46:07,062 --> 00:46:09,771 Yeah, okay, so, um... [inhales] 1128 00:46:09,771 --> 00:46:11,812 - No and... - Oh. 1129 00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:14,646 ...you would turn my asshole into the Eye of Sauron, 1130 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:18,437 so let's not go on that Fellowship of my ring. 1131 00:46:18,437 --> 00:46:20,979 Fare thee well, my little Hobbits. 1132 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:22,896 [angry shouting] 1133 00:46:22,896 --> 00:46:25,604 Forget it. You're dead, you unattainable asshole. 1134 00:46:25,604 --> 00:46:27,187 Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit, okay. 1135 00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:28,521 Hey, Seth Rogen's next door. 1136 00:46:28,521 --> 00:46:30,312 He's definitely easier to rob than me. 1137 00:46:30,312 --> 00:46:31,937 Hey, if you kill her, 1138 00:46:31,937 --> 00:46:35,021 remember to tip your friendly tour guide a couple mill. 1139 00:46:35,021 --> 00:46:37,646 [angry shouting] 1140 00:46:37,646 --> 00:46:39,021 Shit, shit. 1141 00:46:40,312 --> 00:46:41,312 [whimpers] 1142 00:46:42,646 --> 00:46:44,396 {\an8}[melodic beeping] 1143 00:46:44,396 --> 00:46:46,187 - Freeze. - [groans] 1144 00:46:46,187 --> 00:46:47,896 Panic room. 1145 00:46:47,896 --> 00:46:49,521 [shouting] 1146 00:46:53,896 --> 00:46:55,146 [tires screeching] 1147 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,146 [intense music playing] 1148 00:46:58,187 --> 00:46:59,396 [cracking] 1149 00:46:59,396 --> 00:47:01,521 Time to manifest, bitch. 1150 00:47:02,521 --> 00:47:04,812 - [shouting] - Where is she? 1151 00:47:06,437 --> 00:47:07,937 Noel, get in. 1152 00:47:07,937 --> 00:47:09,146 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 1153 00:47:09,146 --> 00:47:10,396 You can't just steal people's panic rooms, dude. 1154 00:47:10,396 --> 00:47:11,562 What are you, Jodie Foster? 1155 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:13,521 He's just gonna give everybody the code, they're going to open the door. 1156 00:47:13,521 --> 00:47:15,146 We're fucked. 1157 00:47:15,146 --> 00:47:16,229 Not if he can't. 1158 00:47:16,229 --> 00:47:18,479 I'm sorry, Mr. Gun Kelly, but you know too much. 1159 00:47:18,479 --> 00:47:20,229 I-I really don't, though. 1160 00:47:20,896 --> 00:47:22,229 - Ow. - Ow! 1161 00:47:22,229 --> 00:47:24,896 You know, I'm more of a white wine guy, but this feels... 1162 00:47:24,896 --> 00:47:27,396 [slow motion] ...pretty good. 1163 00:47:27,396 --> 00:47:29,687 Oh. Ho, ho. 1164 00:47:29,687 --> 00:47:31,687 - They're over here. - Shit, shit, shit. 1165 00:47:31,687 --> 00:47:33,771 [clamoring] 1166 00:47:33,771 --> 00:47:35,812 Where are you? 1167 00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:36,979 Fuck. 1168 00:47:39,396 --> 00:47:41,354 [man screaming] 1169 00:47:41,354 --> 00:47:42,854 Nice. Whoa. 1170 00:47:42,854 --> 00:47:44,104 What the fuck, dude? 1171 00:47:44,104 --> 00:47:46,104 I knew you were trying to kill me this entire time. 1172 00:47:46,104 --> 00:47:47,437 Kill you? [chuckles] 1173 00:47:47,437 --> 00:47:49,687 I was trying to save you-- your face was just in front of my gun. 1174 00:47:49,687 --> 00:47:51,604 That is such a murder-y thing to say. 1175 00:47:51,604 --> 00:47:52,937 You just want my money. 1176 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,437 Really? 1177 00:47:54,437 --> 00:47:58,271 Okay, you know, that hurt. 1178 00:47:59,646 --> 00:48:01,646 [clamoring continues muffled over speakers] 1179 00:48:05,021 --> 00:48:07,646 So, Machine Gun Kelly has a panic room. 1180 00:48:07,646 --> 00:48:10,521 What's that guy panic about, running out of skin to tattoo? 1181 00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:12,479 Am I right? [chuckles] 1182 00:48:12,479 --> 00:48:13,937 Espresso? 1183 00:48:13,937 --> 00:48:17,479 The, uh, machine matches your outfit. 1184 00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,396 How'd you find out about this place? 1185 00:48:20,396 --> 00:48:22,187 Lucky guess. 1186 00:48:23,646 --> 00:48:25,521 God, there is no way out of here. 1187 00:48:25,521 --> 00:48:26,771 Yeah, I see that. 1188 00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:28,271 I don't think you'll need one. 1189 00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:29,812 He'll be out for hours. 1190 00:48:29,812 --> 00:48:32,271 I think we can just wait the whole thing out in here. 1191 00:48:32,271 --> 00:48:34,271 Oh. Oh, what a surprise that you think that. 1192 00:48:34,271 --> 00:48:35,854 [scoffs] You want to open that door 1193 00:48:35,854 --> 00:48:38,937 and make a sprint for the Grapevine, be my guest, all right? Relax. 1194 00:48:38,937 --> 00:48:40,854 We're in a hermetically sealed box. 1195 00:48:40,854 --> 00:48:43,229 As long as nothing unexpected consumes our oxygen reserves, 1196 00:48:43,229 --> 00:48:44,562 we're gonna be completely fine. 1197 00:48:44,562 --> 00:48:47,104 Okay, can you stop reassuring me? 1198 00:48:47,104 --> 00:48:49,396 I am allowed to panic in a panic room. 1199 00:48:49,396 --> 00:48:50,771 [muffled banging over speakers] 1200 00:48:57,437 --> 00:48:59,812 We got some time to ourselves, so... 1201 00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:01,229 where you from? 1202 00:49:02,396 --> 00:49:04,604 Me, I'm a Massachusetts boy. 1203 00:49:04,604 --> 00:49:06,521 Not the Ben Affleck part of Massachusetts. 1204 00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:09,521 The part that smells like dead fish. 1205 00:49:09,521 --> 00:49:10,896 Interesting things about me: 1206 00:49:10,896 --> 00:49:13,312 I hold the World Record for Fastest Ironing of a Dress Shirt. 1207 00:49:13,312 --> 00:49:14,479 18 seconds. 1208 00:49:14,479 --> 00:49:15,896 I'm proud of that one. 1209 00:49:15,896 --> 00:49:17,604 I got two sisters, both in law enforcement-- 1210 00:49:17,604 --> 00:49:19,729 one on the good side, one on the bad side. 1211 00:49:19,729 --> 00:49:21,687 Oh! [laughs] I'm a Hufflepuff. 1212 00:49:21,687 --> 00:49:23,437 Knew it right away when I read the book. 1213 00:49:23,437 --> 00:49:25,937 Took the online test-- [snaps fingers]-- confirmed it. 1214 00:49:25,937 --> 00:49:27,771 I have a single adult zoo membership. 1215 00:49:27,771 --> 00:49:29,021 And, yes, I do use it. 1216 00:49:29,021 --> 00:49:30,562 And every week I buy a bag of salad, 1217 00:49:30,562 --> 00:49:33,062 I don't touch it, it turns to mush and I throw it in the trash. 1218 00:49:36,771 --> 00:49:38,937 Oh, hey. [chuckles] 1219 00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,229 Lucky charm? 1220 00:49:40,229 --> 00:49:42,229 Hey, man, don't touch that. 1221 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:44,187 Relax. I thought it was cool. 1222 00:49:47,562 --> 00:49:49,104 It's stupid. 1223 00:49:51,771 --> 00:49:53,687 My mom gave it to me. 1224 00:49:55,187 --> 00:49:58,521 She always loved movies and movie stars, 1225 00:49:58,521 --> 00:50:03,146 so I decided to become an actor 'cause I knew it would make her happy. 1226 00:50:03,146 --> 00:50:06,437 She knew Hollywood was a hard place, 1227 00:50:06,437 --> 00:50:10,771 so she gave me this to remind me that she'd be proud no matter what happened. 1228 00:50:11,854 --> 00:50:17,104 I guess I still try to act because it... makes me feel close to her. 1229 00:50:18,187 --> 00:50:20,396 Did you, did you do okay back then? 1230 00:50:20,396 --> 00:50:21,896 Yeah, I... 1231 00:50:21,896 --> 00:50:25,896 I was in a bunch of stuff, mostly when I was a kid. 1232 00:50:25,896 --> 00:50:28,229 You make good money being a kid actor? 1233 00:50:28,229 --> 00:50:29,479 No? 1234 00:50:30,562 --> 00:50:32,396 You'd have to ask my dad. 1235 00:50:32,396 --> 00:50:34,146 Wherever he is. 1236 00:50:38,146 --> 00:50:40,521 Uh, well, you know, hey, look at that. 1237 00:50:40,521 --> 00:50:42,812 In a few hours, you'll never have to worry about money again 1238 00:50:42,812 --> 00:50:44,479 for the rest of your life, so... 1239 00:50:44,479 --> 00:50:47,146 If you don't kill me and take it all for yourself. 1240 00:50:49,104 --> 00:50:50,812 Wow. 1241 00:50:50,812 --> 00:50:52,062 Thanks. 1242 00:50:52,062 --> 00:50:56,271 I tell you I'm a Hufflepuff and still, still the suspicion? 1243 00:50:58,104 --> 00:51:01,187 I don't deserve this negativity, you know, but I always put up with it. 1244 00:51:01,187 --> 00:51:03,771 That's what my therapist keeps trying to get me to recognize. 1245 00:51:03,771 --> 00:51:05,562 [sighs heavily] 1246 00:51:10,979 --> 00:51:12,812 Sorry. 1247 00:51:12,812 --> 00:51:15,979 I want to trust you, it's just that, um... 1248 00:51:17,187 --> 00:51:20,229 ...I've been proven wrong every other time in my life. 1249 00:51:21,312 --> 00:51:23,104 Katie, let me tell you something. 1250 00:51:25,437 --> 00:51:26,896 [Noel sighs] 1251 00:51:26,896 --> 00:51:29,646 Once, there were four baby turtles 1252 00:51:29,646 --> 00:51:32,312 who were thrown into a sewer and covered in radioactive ooze. 1253 00:51:32,312 --> 00:51:34,229 And what did they do? 1254 00:51:34,229 --> 00:51:36,187 Did they spend their whole lives not trusting people? 1255 00:51:36,187 --> 00:51:38,562 No. No. 1256 00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:42,812 They spent their lives protecting New Yorkers and eating pizza. 1257 00:51:42,812 --> 00:51:45,062 So... 1258 00:51:45,062 --> 00:51:47,396 So, so... 1259 00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:50,854 You... you gotta find your inner Turtle power. 1260 00:51:52,687 --> 00:51:54,854 Can I be Michelangelo? 1261 00:51:56,896 --> 00:52:00,021 No. I'm always Michelangelo. 1262 00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:01,896 [laughs softly] 1263 00:52:01,896 --> 00:52:04,354 Okay, so tell me Noel, 1264 00:52:04,354 --> 00:52:08,354 why would you make me sign a contract giving you ten percent of my jackpot 1265 00:52:08,354 --> 00:52:12,271 and then five minutes later say that you'll help me quit? 1266 00:52:12,271 --> 00:52:14,354 'Cause here's my list of priorities, okay? 1267 00:52:14,354 --> 00:52:16,396 One: Save people's lives. 1268 00:52:16,396 --> 00:52:19,187 Two: Make enough money to continue saving people's lives. 1269 00:52:19,187 --> 00:52:21,604 I love what I do and I'm good at it, 1270 00:52:21,604 --> 00:52:24,062 but that doesn't mean I get the right to make you risk your life 1271 00:52:24,062 --> 00:52:26,812 if you don't want to. 1272 00:52:26,812 --> 00:52:29,146 Katie, you're a human being, you're not an ATM. 1273 00:52:30,729 --> 00:52:32,937 [Shadi over speaker] Katie! 1274 00:52:32,937 --> 00:52:34,312 Oh. 1275 00:52:34,312 --> 00:52:36,396 [clamoring] 1276 00:52:36,396 --> 00:52:39,271 - Oh, what the fuck? - [Shadi screaming] 1277 00:52:47,312 --> 00:52:48,437 [Noel] Who's that? 1278 00:52:48,437 --> 00:52:50,896 Some enemy from your past, back for revenge? 1279 00:52:50,896 --> 00:52:52,479 Worse. 1280 00:52:52,479 --> 00:52:54,229 My Airbnb host. 1281 00:52:56,062 --> 00:52:57,854 I got a bad feeling about this. 1282 00:52:57,854 --> 00:52:59,812 [loud, angry shouting] 1283 00:53:00,812 --> 00:53:02,104 [yells] 1284 00:53:02,104 --> 00:53:04,312 Wake up, Colson Baker! 1285 00:53:04,937 --> 00:53:07,021 What's the code?! 1286 00:53:07,896 --> 00:53:10,271 You beautiful scarecrow. 1287 00:53:15,729 --> 00:53:17,312 [laughs] 1288 00:53:20,187 --> 00:53:22,312 [Shadi yells] 1289 00:53:23,396 --> 00:53:25,312 What the fuck is she doing? 1290 00:53:25,312 --> 00:53:28,521 Done missed work for this shit. 1291 00:53:28,521 --> 00:53:30,146 [scoffs] 1292 00:53:30,146 --> 00:53:32,229 [intense music playing] 1293 00:53:34,896 --> 00:53:40,062 Wake your tattooed ass up! 1294 00:53:40,062 --> 00:53:41,896 [Shadi yelling] 1295 00:53:47,979 --> 00:53:49,187 [gasps] 1296 00:53:49,187 --> 00:53:50,896 Did I fall asleep in the pool again? 1297 00:53:50,896 --> 00:53:53,271 - What's the code? - Huh? 1298 00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:54,604 Do you remember me? 1299 00:53:54,604 --> 00:53:56,104 We hooked up in 2019. 1300 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:57,354 It was crazy. 1301 00:53:57,354 --> 00:53:58,562 Um... 1302 00:53:58,562 --> 00:54:00,479 Fuck you. What's your code?! 1303 00:54:00,479 --> 00:54:01,854 Oh, 6-9-6-9. 1304 00:54:01,854 --> 00:54:03,396 Ugh, that's so lame. 1305 00:54:03,396 --> 00:54:05,021 [intense music playing] 1306 00:54:05,021 --> 00:54:06,729 Oh. Oh. 1307 00:54:06,729 --> 00:54:08,104 Oh, she has the code. 1308 00:54:08,104 --> 00:54:10,271 She has the code. 1309 00:54:11,229 --> 00:54:13,521 Fu... uh, fuck. 1310 00:54:13,521 --> 00:54:14,979 Fuck, fuck! 1311 00:54:14,979 --> 00:54:17,812 Fucking shit! Goddamn it! 1312 00:54:17,812 --> 00:54:18,896 - Fuck! - Chill. 1313 00:54:18,896 --> 00:54:20,937 - Fuck it. - What are you doing? 1314 00:54:20,937 --> 00:54:22,854 - I'm getting us out of here. - Okay, okay. 1315 00:54:22,854 --> 00:54:24,437 Noel Cassidy for Louis Lewis. 1316 00:54:24,437 --> 00:54:26,062 It's an emergency. 1317 00:54:26,062 --> 00:54:29,104 Okay, then, take the phone in the fucking bathroom! 1318 00:54:29,104 --> 00:54:31,604 Motherfucker! Louis, hey. Noel. 1319 00:54:31,604 --> 00:54:34,146 Yeah. Yeah, I know, I got a lot of nerve. 1320 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:36,646 That's why they call me ol' Lotta Nerve Noel. 1321 00:54:36,646 --> 00:54:38,146 Yeah, I know, I know, fuck me, right? 1322 00:54:38,146 --> 00:54:39,687 Yeah, yeah, I suck, yeah. 1323 00:54:39,687 --> 00:54:41,479 Can you stop catching up with your gym bros? 1324 00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:43,021 They're gonna come through the door. 1325 00:54:43,021 --> 00:54:44,854 Louis, I'm with the jackpot, Katie Kim. 1326 00:54:44,854 --> 00:54:46,937 Yeah, I don't know how either, yeah. 1327 00:54:46,937 --> 00:54:49,021 We need an urgent Phone Strike on our position, please. 1328 00:54:49,021 --> 00:54:50,271 Yes, yes and yes. 1329 00:54:50,271 --> 00:54:52,104 Thank you, thank you. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. 1330 00:54:52,104 --> 00:54:54,396 Give me your phone. Give me your phone. Give me your fucking phone! 1331 00:54:54,396 --> 00:54:56,396 - What is a Phone Strike? - Gonna find out. 1332 00:54:58,104 --> 00:55:00,646 [clamoring] 1333 00:55:00,646 --> 00:55:02,646 - You got the code? - I got the code. 1334 00:55:02,646 --> 00:55:04,729 [DJ] 6-9-6-9. 1335 00:55:04,729 --> 00:55:06,146 Machine Gun, you my boy. 1336 00:55:06,146 --> 00:55:07,062 [beeps] 1337 00:55:07,062 --> 00:55:09,062 [loud cheering] 1338 00:55:09,062 --> 00:55:11,146 - [gears clicking] - [suspenseful music playing] 1339 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:13,854 - [clamoring] - [Katie] Oh, oh. 1340 00:55:13,854 --> 00:55:15,354 Kick that phone. 1341 00:55:17,729 --> 00:55:20,229 - [high-pitched tone playing] - [crowd quiets] 1342 00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:21,854 [DJ] AMBER Alert? We're getting an AMBER Alert? 1343 00:55:21,854 --> 00:55:23,354 Hey, don't steal kids, y'all. 1344 00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,271 - [sharp cracking] - [exclaiming] - Whoa! 1345 00:55:25,271 --> 00:55:27,687 - [sharp cracking] - [panicked shouting] 1346 00:55:29,687 --> 00:55:30,687 Oh, shit. 1347 00:55:30,687 --> 00:55:32,646 - [sharp cracking] - [cries out] 1348 00:55:32,646 --> 00:55:35,187 - It's the phone, it's the phone. Baby, get rid of the phone. - [screaming] 1349 00:55:36,062 --> 00:55:39,187 - [screaming] - [screaming] My hand! 1350 00:55:39,187 --> 00:55:41,271 - Ah, my face! - Ah, your face! 1351 00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:42,979 Babe, ow. Babe, ow. 1352 00:55:42,979 --> 00:55:44,729 - Babe, ow. - You don't look good. You don't look good. 1353 00:55:44,729 --> 00:55:46,062 [screaming, shouting] 1354 00:55:47,604 --> 00:55:50,021 - Go. - [man screaming] 1355 00:55:50,021 --> 00:55:51,521 Shit. I know they were trying to murder me, 1356 00:55:51,521 --> 00:55:53,479 but I'm not pro dicks on fire. 1357 00:55:53,479 --> 00:55:54,812 You need to go. Go, go, go. 1358 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,562 - Make it stop. - Oh, sorry. 1359 00:55:58,562 --> 00:56:01,271 Oh, I'm sorry. It's either a hurt dick or a burnt dick. 1360 00:56:01,271 --> 00:56:04,187 - [screaming] - I'm doing it for your own health. It's not going out. 1361 00:56:04,187 --> 00:56:05,854 - [screaming] - [Noel grunting] 1362 00:56:05,854 --> 00:56:08,437 - I'm helping you. I'm helping you. - Why?! 1363 00:56:08,437 --> 00:56:09,812 [blowing] 1364 00:56:09,812 --> 00:56:11,187 Just put some cream on that. 1365 00:56:11,187 --> 00:56:12,646 You'll still be able to procreate. I think. 1366 00:56:12,646 --> 00:56:15,479 Babe. Babe, they're getting away, babe. They're getting away, babe. 1367 00:56:15,479 --> 00:56:16,812 Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. 1368 00:56:16,812 --> 00:56:17,896 - I'm outtie. - What? 1369 00:56:17,896 --> 00:56:19,729 - I can't go on without you. - You can. 1370 00:56:19,729 --> 00:56:23,479 Avenge me. Avenge, my queen. 1371 00:56:26,854 --> 00:56:28,396 Fuck. 1372 00:56:28,396 --> 00:56:29,604 [growling] 1373 00:56:32,437 --> 00:56:33,604 There's your ride. 1374 00:56:35,687 --> 00:56:36,687 Thank you so much. This is-- 1375 00:56:36,687 --> 00:56:37,771 - Katie Kim? - Yes. 1376 00:56:37,771 --> 00:56:39,854 Yeah. You guys those male strippers from the billboards? 1377 00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:41,979 Oh. Thank you. 1378 00:56:41,979 --> 00:56:43,854 Oh, hey, fine. 1379 00:56:43,854 --> 00:56:45,062 Oh, uh, he's with me. 1380 00:56:45,062 --> 00:56:47,104 He's not on the list. 1381 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:48,271 He's on my list. 1382 00:56:48,271 --> 00:56:49,854 Well, our orders are only to bring you. 1383 00:56:49,854 --> 00:56:53,146 Okay, well... I'm the billionaire here... 1384 00:56:53,146 --> 00:56:56,312 and I'm not getting in the car with you Jason Momoa-looking motherfuckers 1385 00:56:56,312 --> 00:56:58,854 - without him. - [Noel] Thank you, but we should go. 1386 00:56:58,854 --> 00:56:59,937 - Okay. - Just get in. 1387 00:56:59,937 --> 00:57:01,312 Thank you. 1388 00:57:01,312 --> 00:57:03,396 [alarm sounding] 1389 00:57:09,437 --> 00:57:11,312 - [alarm continues] - [tires screeching] 1390 00:57:11,312 --> 00:57:13,521 - [Shadi groaning] - [man] Where'd she go? 1391 00:57:13,521 --> 00:57:14,979 [grunts in frustration] 1392 00:57:16,354 --> 00:57:18,521 Oh, you're dead, Katie Kim. 1393 00:57:18,521 --> 00:57:20,771 ♪ ♪ 1394 00:57:24,937 --> 00:57:26,729 [whistles] 1395 00:57:26,729 --> 00:57:28,646 Bulletproof glass. New gear. 1396 00:57:29,729 --> 00:57:31,187 You guys must be doing pretty good. 1397 00:57:31,187 --> 00:57:32,396 So, you work with these guys? 1398 00:57:32,396 --> 00:57:33,646 Oh, no, I'm a freelancer. 1399 00:57:33,646 --> 00:57:36,229 I... called in a favor. 1400 00:57:39,146 --> 00:57:40,104 How you feeling? 1401 00:57:40,104 --> 00:57:41,937 How am I feeling? 1402 00:57:41,937 --> 00:57:45,229 Like I'm about to put some lucky therapist's kids through college. 1403 00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:46,604 How? 1404 00:57:48,146 --> 00:57:50,479 Because I'm gonna need a lot of therapy after this. 1405 00:57:50,479 --> 00:57:51,771 Oh, I got it in my head 1406 00:57:51,771 --> 00:57:54,979 that you were gonna start some scholarship fund or something. 1407 00:57:54,979 --> 00:57:57,354 - Oh. - [snickers] 1408 00:58:00,771 --> 00:58:02,146 How are you feeling? 1409 00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:03,729 Oh, don't worry about me. 1410 00:58:03,729 --> 00:58:05,896 I was severely traumatized long before today. 1411 00:58:05,896 --> 00:58:07,771 Cool brag, weirdo. 1412 00:58:08,854 --> 00:58:10,271 [laughs quietly] 1413 00:58:10,271 --> 00:58:11,979 What happens now? 1414 00:58:11,979 --> 00:58:14,271 We'll debrief you in Beverly Hills. 1415 00:58:14,271 --> 00:58:16,187 Don't worry, you're safe. 1416 00:58:16,187 --> 00:58:17,729 Actually safe. 1417 00:58:17,729 --> 00:58:19,771 Yeah, cool brag. 1418 00:58:19,771 --> 00:58:21,229 Weirdo. 1419 00:58:22,354 --> 00:58:25,687 I couldn't think of anything, so I used yours 'cause I thought... 1420 00:58:25,687 --> 00:58:28,104 - it got me, so I wanted to get him with it. - No, that-that was okay. 1421 00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:31,187 That was a good use. I think it... I think it worked. 1422 00:58:31,187 --> 00:58:33,146 - We'll work on it. - Okay. 1423 00:58:33,146 --> 00:58:35,229 - [intriguing music playing] - [gate alarm beeping] 1424 00:58:42,104 --> 00:58:43,396 [Ash] We're here. 1425 00:58:43,396 --> 00:58:44,729 [Noel] You guys really upgraded the place. 1426 00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,062 This must've cost a fortune. 1427 00:58:46,062 --> 00:58:48,021 You saved that many jackpots? 1428 00:58:48,021 --> 00:58:51,271 We're the best, and we only want the best for our clients. 1429 00:58:58,312 --> 00:59:01,062 I thought you said guns were illegal. 1430 00:59:01,062 --> 00:59:03,271 We can use rubber bullets to incapacitate. 1431 00:59:03,271 --> 00:59:05,646 But kills have to be close quarters. 1432 00:59:07,396 --> 00:59:09,271 Minimizes collateral damage. 1433 00:59:10,854 --> 00:59:14,729 The, uh, creepy guy vibes aside, these guys are the real deal. 1434 00:59:14,729 --> 00:59:16,062 I mean, look at this place. 1435 00:59:16,062 --> 00:59:17,896 These guys could control Jurassic Park from here. 1436 00:59:17,896 --> 00:59:19,771 Except this time the dinosaurs wouldn't get out. 1437 00:59:19,771 --> 00:59:21,437 [chuckling] 1438 00:59:21,437 --> 00:59:24,062 Katie Kim, welcome to LPA. 1439 00:59:24,062 --> 00:59:26,271 I'm Louis. I'm a huge fan. 1440 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:28,396 Of Jurassic Park? I feel like a lot of people are. 1441 00:59:28,396 --> 00:59:29,937 That's why they make hundreds of those movies. 1442 00:59:29,937 --> 00:59:32,396 No, are you kidding me? Of-of you. 1443 00:59:32,396 --> 00:59:35,396 I mean, most people don't last 15 minutes without representation. 1444 00:59:35,396 --> 00:59:38,771 You've already made it several hours, pretty much completely alone. 1445 00:59:38,771 --> 00:59:41,354 That makes me so proud to say as an Asian man. 1446 00:59:41,354 --> 00:59:43,771 - Well, I wasn't alone. - Of course not. 1447 00:59:43,771 --> 00:59:46,437 You had all of our ancestors looking out for you. 1448 00:59:46,437 --> 00:59:48,604 No, I was with him. 1449 00:59:48,604 --> 00:59:50,062 Oh, you meant Noel. [laughing] 1450 00:59:50,062 --> 00:59:51,479 Okay. 1451 00:59:51,479 --> 00:59:54,229 Honestly, Noel was lucky the wind was blowing in his direction today. 1452 00:59:54,229 --> 00:59:56,271 I mean, signing a rollover jackpot as important as you, 1453 00:59:56,271 --> 01:00:00,021 that's not a job for-- no offense, Noel-- but a hobbyist. 1454 01:00:00,021 --> 01:00:03,604 Luckily, he realized that and called us before it was too late. 1455 01:00:03,604 --> 01:00:07,271 Listen, I just really want to get to the Grapevine and finish this day. 1456 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:09,646 Totally hear you, totally hear you. 1457 01:00:09,646 --> 01:00:11,354 But... 1458 01:00:11,354 --> 01:00:14,104 we are the biggest lottery protection agency in the city. 1459 01:00:14,104 --> 01:00:17,521 Your life is about to change, if you let us change it for you. 1460 01:00:17,521 --> 01:00:19,646 Hey, that reminds me. Um... 1461 01:00:19,646 --> 01:00:23,104 Please accept a little welcome gift, on our behalf. 1462 01:00:23,104 --> 01:00:25,687 It's an official LPA phone-- so sorry you lost yours in the strike. 1463 01:00:25,687 --> 01:00:28,271 Noel, use an Apple Store across the street. 1464 01:00:28,271 --> 01:00:30,604 I'm sure they got some cheap models left in stock. 1465 01:00:31,854 --> 01:00:33,729 Come on, I'll show you around. 1466 01:00:33,729 --> 01:00:36,396 More of a Motorola guy, but fuck yourself. 1467 01:00:36,396 --> 01:00:39,771 [intriguing music playing] 1468 01:00:39,771 --> 01:00:41,354 [P.A. chimes] 1469 01:00:41,354 --> 01:00:44,271 [woman over P.A.] Attention. Lottery ends in four hours. 1470 01:00:44,271 --> 01:00:47,104 Oh. This is where you keep all the good-looking people. 1471 01:00:47,104 --> 01:00:50,562 - [Louis] Sure is. - Not all the good-looking people. 1472 01:00:50,562 --> 01:00:52,396 You're good-looking. 1473 01:00:53,521 --> 01:00:56,396 Pity shoulder pat-- that's brutal. 1474 01:00:56,396 --> 01:00:58,146 [Louis] That is our wall of winners. 1475 01:00:59,812 --> 01:01:02,437 In a few hours, your face-- [clicks tongue]-- is gonna go right there. 1476 01:01:02,437 --> 01:01:04,312 It's been a while since the last one, huh? 1477 01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:06,396 [Louis] Yeah. Well, you know, 1478 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:09,229 half the jackpots these days are so desperate, 1479 01:01:09,229 --> 01:01:11,937 they decide to risk keeping the commission rather than letting us save their lives. 1480 01:01:11,937 --> 01:01:13,354 Now, we charge 30% here, 1481 01:01:13,354 --> 01:01:15,312 which sounds like a lot, I know, 1482 01:01:15,312 --> 01:01:18,146 but, uh, we also have the highest rate of survival in the city. 1483 01:01:18,146 --> 01:01:19,479 [woman] Sir? 1484 01:01:19,479 --> 01:01:21,229 Thank you. 1485 01:01:21,229 --> 01:01:23,104 So, what do you say, Katie Kim? 1486 01:01:23,104 --> 01:01:26,062 Can we officially make you a billionaire? 1487 01:01:27,104 --> 01:01:28,937 Without that Phone Strike, we'd be dead meat. 1488 01:01:28,937 --> 01:01:31,312 So, they do deliver. 1489 01:01:32,354 --> 01:01:34,562 What percentage does Noel get? 1490 01:01:35,604 --> 01:01:37,187 Sorry, Noel? 1491 01:01:37,187 --> 01:01:40,479 Yeah. He saved me way before you guys entered the picture. 1492 01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,104 Yeah, I'll tell you what. 1493 01:01:42,104 --> 01:01:46,187 We would be happy to give Noel five percent of our commission. 1494 01:01:46,187 --> 01:01:47,562 Five percent? 1495 01:01:47,562 --> 01:01:50,437 Wow, waiters must love you. 1496 01:01:50,437 --> 01:01:52,479 - Fifty percent. - Katie, that's-- 1497 01:01:52,479 --> 01:01:53,771 Fifty percent. 1498 01:01:53,771 --> 01:01:56,604 Uh... okay. 1499 01:01:56,604 --> 01:01:58,646 Tell you what. 1500 01:01:58,646 --> 01:02:02,146 I think it's only fair that Noel receive the same commission that we charge. 1501 01:02:02,146 --> 01:02:04,187 - Thirty percent. - Say-say what? 1502 01:02:04,187 --> 01:02:05,729 Say 30%. 1503 01:02:05,729 --> 01:02:07,187 How's that sound? 1504 01:02:11,979 --> 01:02:14,646 [chirping, beeps] 1505 01:02:14,646 --> 01:02:16,687 Excellent. Wonderful. 1506 01:02:16,687 --> 01:02:18,521 You made the right choice today, Katie. 1507 01:02:18,521 --> 01:02:21,729 I know that every single agent, myself especially, 1508 01:02:21,729 --> 01:02:23,646 we're all here to kick butt on your behalf. 1509 01:02:23,646 --> 01:02:29,229 Really? Because you look more ready to challenge Celine Dion to a sing-off. 1510 01:02:29,229 --> 01:02:31,937 Well, I did always have trouble hitting the high note in "All By Myself," 1511 01:02:31,937 --> 01:02:36,104 but, uh, I reckon I could blow her face off pretty good with these. 1512 01:02:36,104 --> 01:02:37,312 Slimline grenades. 1513 01:02:37,312 --> 01:02:39,771 You're safe with us. I guarantee it. 1514 01:02:40,854 --> 01:02:42,479 Come on. 1515 01:02:42,479 --> 01:02:43,646 You can come, too, Noel. 1516 01:02:43,646 --> 01:02:46,771 - [P.A. chimes] - [indistinct announcement over P.A.] 1517 01:02:46,771 --> 01:02:48,771 Come on, Noel. What are you doing? 1518 01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,771 Your fans are very smart, Katie. 1519 01:02:52,771 --> 01:02:54,604 They don't wait for your location to be posted. 1520 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,229 They just follow the drone. 1521 01:02:56,229 --> 01:02:59,687 I feel like you might want to use a different word than "fans." 1522 01:02:59,687 --> 01:03:01,521 [Louis] Well, they're rabid, I'll tell you that. 1523 01:03:01,521 --> 01:03:03,604 And they want to get me almost as bad as they want to get you 1524 01:03:03,604 --> 01:03:05,104 since I'm standing in the way of their money. 1525 01:03:05,104 --> 01:03:08,104 We can hold them off here for a while but, uh, not indefinitely. 1526 01:03:08,104 --> 01:03:09,312 [Noel] What? 1527 01:03:09,312 --> 01:03:12,187 What, you build a bunker like this and you skimp on the windows? 1528 01:03:12,187 --> 01:03:15,812 Well, when the pot is $3.6 billion, Noel, we don't take any chances. 1529 01:03:15,812 --> 01:03:17,271 That's why we're the best. 1530 01:03:17,271 --> 01:03:18,396 Makes sense. 1531 01:03:18,396 --> 01:03:19,729 All right, so here's the deal. 1532 01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:21,896 First, we'll dispatch a fleet of autonomous decoy vehicles. 1533 01:03:21,896 --> 01:03:24,104 Most of your fans will follow those, thinking you're in one of them. 1534 01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:26,104 Once they do, we'll exfiltrate you in a different vehicle 1535 01:03:26,104 --> 01:03:28,021 to a hidden underground fortress, 1536 01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:30,271 and, uh, from there, you're home free, Richie Rich. 1537 01:03:31,396 --> 01:03:33,062 Isabella's going to take care of you. 1538 01:03:33,062 --> 01:03:35,396 Miss Kim, follow me. 1539 01:03:35,396 --> 01:03:38,021 Oh, and, uh, Isabella, why don't we make sure 1540 01:03:38,021 --> 01:03:41,646 that Miss Kim gets an outfit that's, uh, not visible from space. 1541 01:03:41,646 --> 01:03:43,521 I-I don't normally dress like this. 1542 01:03:43,521 --> 01:03:45,479 We probably shop at the same store. 1543 01:03:45,479 --> 01:03:48,896 My comfort zone is dressing like a husky tween. 1544 01:03:48,896 --> 01:03:50,229 - [stammering] Okay. - [P.A. chimes] 1545 01:03:50,229 --> 01:03:52,062 [woman over P.A.] Agent Ash, call on line three. 1546 01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:54,771 Louis, uh, I just wanted to say it was really decent 1547 01:03:54,771 --> 01:03:56,187 what you did back there, cutting me in. 1548 01:03:56,187 --> 01:03:57,479 You did not have to do that. 1549 01:03:57,479 --> 01:03:58,729 I know. 1550 01:03:58,729 --> 01:04:00,604 Thank you. 1551 01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:02,896 I, uh, hope the past is just water under the bridge. 1552 01:04:02,896 --> 01:04:05,687 Hey, we're cool. 1553 01:04:05,687 --> 01:04:07,479 All right? 1554 01:04:07,479 --> 01:04:09,104 It's good to see you. 1555 01:04:09,104 --> 01:04:11,812 Would you do me a favor, just fix yourself up a little bit. 1556 01:04:11,812 --> 01:04:15,771 You look like Wreck-It Ralph after a 14-hour cocaine bender. Geez. 1557 01:04:16,896 --> 01:04:18,229 You look like... 1558 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:19,937 Fuck. 1559 01:04:22,187 --> 01:04:24,437 Wow, this is how the other half lives, huh? 1560 01:04:24,437 --> 01:04:27,229 My doctor's office is in a strip mall next to an El Pollo Loco. 1561 01:04:27,229 --> 01:04:28,729 Ow! Oh. [chuckles] 1562 01:04:28,729 --> 01:04:31,354 I hope my health care pays for this. Just kidding, I don't have any. 1563 01:04:32,479 --> 01:04:34,562 - Um, can I ask you something? - Shoot. 1564 01:04:36,021 --> 01:04:37,979 You been doing this a long time? 1565 01:04:37,979 --> 01:04:39,271 A while. 1566 01:04:39,271 --> 01:04:41,437 You save a lot of people? 1567 01:04:42,521 --> 01:04:43,521 A few. 1568 01:04:43,521 --> 01:04:45,396 Then what do you spend your money on? 1569 01:04:45,396 --> 01:04:49,604 Because, um, well, I can tell that you-you might not be spending it on yourself. 1570 01:04:49,604 --> 01:04:50,937 Excuse me? 1571 01:04:50,937 --> 01:04:52,896 For starters, you dress like a gym teacher at a funeral. 1572 01:04:52,896 --> 01:04:55,062 I was voted Best Dressed my senior year. 1573 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:56,687 Ah, so you were homeschooled? 1574 01:04:57,979 --> 01:05:00,104 - And you clearly cut your own hair. - My grandmother cuts my hair. 1575 01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:02,729 I'm just saying, it's... it's dangerous work. 1576 01:05:02,729 --> 01:05:07,812 And anyone with their head screwed on right would make their money and stop. 1577 01:05:07,812 --> 01:05:10,979 So, uh, well, why haven't you? 1578 01:05:10,979 --> 01:05:12,187 Thanks. 1579 01:05:12,187 --> 01:05:13,771 That's a fair question. 1580 01:05:15,854 --> 01:05:17,146 Um... 1581 01:05:17,146 --> 01:05:19,521 I used to be a mercenary, private sector. 1582 01:05:19,521 --> 01:05:20,854 - With Louis. - [door closes] 1583 01:05:20,854 --> 01:05:25,521 Our unit got sent all around the world to do bad things to bad people. 1584 01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:27,937 And we weren't paid to ask any questions. 1585 01:05:29,187 --> 01:05:30,562 One day, I did, 1586 01:05:30,562 --> 01:05:33,521 and I found out some of those people weren't as bad as they say. 1587 01:05:34,687 --> 01:05:37,271 I tried to convince Louis. He wouldn't listen. 1588 01:05:37,271 --> 01:05:38,604 So I just bailed. 1589 01:05:38,604 --> 01:05:40,729 Right there in the middle of a job, but... 1590 01:05:42,271 --> 01:05:44,687 ...because I wasn't there, the mission went sideways, 1591 01:05:44,687 --> 01:05:46,396 and, uh, my unit... 1592 01:05:48,979 --> 01:05:51,479 Louis and I are the only survivors. 1593 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:57,062 So the money I make, my ten percent, uh, goes to their families 1594 01:05:57,062 --> 01:05:59,021 and the families of the good people we hurt. 1595 01:06:00,104 --> 01:06:01,187 Oh. 1596 01:06:02,312 --> 01:06:04,896 Wow. That's heavy. 1597 01:06:04,896 --> 01:06:06,062 You know what? 1598 01:06:06,062 --> 01:06:07,771 Because of what you negotiated with Louis, 1599 01:06:07,771 --> 01:06:10,187 they are gonna be getting a whole lot more now, so... 1600 01:06:11,354 --> 01:06:13,479 ...thank you. 1601 01:06:16,354 --> 01:06:18,896 M... my dad was my manager. 1602 01:06:18,896 --> 01:06:21,396 He had me working my ass off since I was eight years old. 1603 01:06:21,396 --> 01:06:23,687 And then, on my 18th birthday, 1604 01:06:23,687 --> 01:06:28,521 I tell him I want to take charge of my own time 1605 01:06:28,521 --> 01:06:30,604 and my own money. 1606 01:06:32,062 --> 01:06:34,354 And he said... 1607 01:06:34,354 --> 01:06:38,146 "Okay, sweetheart. I'll take care of you. Trust me." 1608 01:06:39,562 --> 01:06:41,646 Then the next morning, he's gone. 1609 01:06:42,729 --> 01:06:44,646 He took every cent I ever earned, 1610 01:06:44,646 --> 01:06:46,687 left me and my mom high and dry. 1611 01:06:46,687 --> 01:06:48,937 Then my mom got sick 1612 01:06:48,937 --> 01:06:53,312 and I had to quit to take care of her because no one else would. 1613 01:06:53,312 --> 01:06:55,604 She finally died a month ago. 1614 01:06:56,896 --> 01:07:00,812 Left me with $600 and a bus ticket to L.A., so... 1615 01:07:00,812 --> 01:07:03,396 here I am now... 1616 01:07:03,396 --> 01:07:04,646 trying to start over. 1617 01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:06,146 Katie, I am-- 1618 01:07:06,146 --> 01:07:09,687 I-I'm not trying to compete with your story. Um... 1619 01:07:09,687 --> 01:07:13,479 I'm just explaining that my own father 1620 01:07:13,479 --> 01:07:18,312 didn't hesitate for a second to choose money over me and my mom, so... 1621 01:07:18,312 --> 01:07:20,104 how was I supposed to trust you? 1622 01:07:22,729 --> 01:07:24,062 Sure. 1623 01:07:24,062 --> 01:07:27,229 But I do trust you, Noel. 1624 01:07:27,229 --> 01:07:29,771 For some weird reason, I-I do. 1625 01:07:31,354 --> 01:07:33,687 I think it's because you look like a bulldog 1626 01:07:33,687 --> 01:07:36,021 - that, like, a witch cast a spell on... - [door closing] 1627 01:07:36,021 --> 01:07:38,187 ...and turned into a human, like, against his will. 1628 01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:39,854 - You ever get that? - [footsteps approaching] 1629 01:07:39,854 --> 01:07:41,021 Yes. 1630 01:07:43,729 --> 01:07:46,646 Miss Kim, please put your face right here. 1631 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,937 This is a prosthetics machine. 1632 01:07:48,937 --> 01:07:50,771 Go ahead and pick any face you'd like. 1633 01:07:50,771 --> 01:07:52,271 Oh, cool. 1634 01:07:52,271 --> 01:07:55,354 It's just an extra added layer of protection for when you're in transit. 1635 01:07:55,354 --> 01:07:57,562 If people can't recognize you, you're a lot safer. 1636 01:07:57,562 --> 01:07:59,729 [Katie] Oh, my God. There are so many different faces. 1637 01:07:59,729 --> 01:08:01,104 [departing footsteps] 1638 01:08:01,104 --> 01:08:02,604 Cool, cool. 1639 01:08:02,604 --> 01:08:04,187 Oh, I like this one. 1640 01:08:04,187 --> 01:08:06,104 [beeps] 1641 01:08:06,104 --> 01:08:07,687 [whirring] 1642 01:08:09,979 --> 01:08:12,187 - [clicks] - [laughs] Oh. Oh. 1643 01:08:12,187 --> 01:08:14,062 This is, it's weird in here. 1644 01:08:14,062 --> 01:08:16,104 It's crazy. 1645 01:08:16,104 --> 01:08:18,562 Um, hey, Noel? 1646 01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:20,521 - Yeah? - Why'd you get so upset earlier 1647 01:08:20,521 --> 01:08:22,979 when you were asking Louis for help in the panic room? 1648 01:08:22,979 --> 01:08:25,062 Is it 'cause you didn't want to lose out on commission? 1649 01:08:25,062 --> 01:08:26,229 [Noel] Oh, come on, no. 1650 01:08:26,229 --> 01:08:28,229 There's a lot of bad blood between us after what happened, okay? 1651 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,854 I hated that I needed him. 1652 01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:33,479 But he seems to be past it, so... 1653 01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:35,979 I will suck it up as long as it helps you. 1654 01:08:35,979 --> 01:08:37,979 [Katie] He's definitely still a dick to you. 1655 01:08:37,979 --> 01:08:39,437 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1656 01:08:39,437 --> 01:08:40,979 That's Louis. 1657 01:08:40,979 --> 01:08:44,354 That's why I was so surprised when he caved in on the 30%. 1658 01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:47,604 Not like the old Louis, but I mean, people change, right? 1659 01:08:47,604 --> 01:08:50,229 [Katie] Oh, yeah, I've found that not to be the case. 1660 01:08:50,229 --> 01:08:52,229 I mean, do you really trust him? 1661 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:55,104 Our lives are literally in his hands right now. 1662 01:08:55,104 --> 01:08:56,187 [bell dings] 1663 01:08:58,104 --> 01:09:00,396 Hey, girl, hey. 1664 01:09:00,396 --> 01:09:02,354 What? Too sexy? 1665 01:09:03,437 --> 01:09:04,979 Let's go pee standing up 1666 01:09:04,979 --> 01:09:07,354 and make more money than our female counterparts, am I right? 1667 01:09:08,854 --> 01:09:10,562 What's wrong? 1668 01:09:10,562 --> 01:09:14,062 This, this equipment, staff, the facility. 1669 01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:15,812 Those are huge expenses. 1670 01:09:15,812 --> 01:09:18,104 And moving out of this bunker doesn't make sense. 1671 01:09:18,104 --> 01:09:20,521 You saw how long it's been since they had a jackpot. 1672 01:09:20,521 --> 01:09:22,812 And the ones they had before, that weren't that big, not big enough for all this. 1673 01:09:22,812 --> 01:09:24,104 So you think it's a setup? 1674 01:09:24,104 --> 01:09:26,104 - I don't know. - [Louis] What don't you know, Noel? 1675 01:09:26,104 --> 01:09:28,437 Um... why I just farted. 1676 01:09:28,437 --> 01:09:29,937 It's probably the muscle relaxants. 1677 01:09:29,937 --> 01:09:31,687 Nothing loosens a sphincter faster. 1678 01:09:31,687 --> 01:09:33,187 And since I know what Noel usually eats, 1679 01:09:33,187 --> 01:09:35,771 I'd say it's best we get the hell out of here ASAP. 1680 01:09:35,771 --> 01:09:37,104 Shall we? 1681 01:09:37,104 --> 01:09:38,812 Yes. 1682 01:09:38,812 --> 01:09:41,437 As long as you're ready, Noel. 1683 01:09:41,437 --> 01:09:43,896 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, we should go. 1684 01:09:43,896 --> 01:09:46,021 That's a strong look, by the way, Katie. 1685 01:09:46,021 --> 01:09:47,812 Not many women could pull off a goatee like that. 1686 01:09:47,812 --> 01:09:49,271 - [Katie] Oh. - Dig it. 1687 01:09:49,271 --> 01:09:51,521 Thank you. 1688 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,854 [intense music playing] 1689 01:09:54,854 --> 01:09:58,271 Hey, Louis, uh, you sure it's a good idea to move her out of here? 1690 01:09:58,271 --> 01:09:59,812 I mean, this place seems really secure. 1691 01:09:59,812 --> 01:10:02,562 Oh, if people know where she is, then it's not secure, is it, Noel? 1692 01:10:02,562 --> 01:10:04,312 You're not questioning my expertise, are you? 1693 01:10:04,312 --> 01:10:06,979 No. No, Louis, you know me. Always looking for a way out. 1694 01:10:06,979 --> 01:10:08,521 - [P.A. chimes] - Ain't that the truth. 1695 01:10:08,521 --> 01:10:10,896 [woman over P.A.] Attention. Lottery ends in three hours. 1696 01:10:10,896 --> 01:10:12,187 Okay, we're in trouble, aren't we? 1697 01:10:12,187 --> 01:10:13,604 Yes, we are. 1698 01:10:13,604 --> 01:10:15,354 I could never figure out why more than half the players 1699 01:10:15,354 --> 01:10:17,396 that killed jackpots this year requested anonymity. 1700 01:10:17,396 --> 01:10:19,687 Now it makes sense. 1701 01:10:19,687 --> 01:10:22,396 I think that Louis has been murdering his clients. 1702 01:10:22,396 --> 01:10:23,896 [Katie] Wait, what? No. 1703 01:10:23,896 --> 01:10:27,062 Why would he do all that, the-the decoy cars, the disguises? 1704 01:10:27,062 --> 01:10:28,521 He patched up our wounds. 1705 01:10:28,521 --> 01:10:31,062 I know, he has to. He has to make it look like the agency's doing their job. 1706 01:10:31,062 --> 01:10:33,812 That way, the next jackpot does the same thing that we did: 1707 01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:36,354 walk right in here and look for his protection. 1708 01:10:36,354 --> 01:10:38,354 Katie, we're in a honey trap. 1709 01:10:38,354 --> 01:10:39,979 Oh, shit. 1710 01:10:39,979 --> 01:10:41,521 Hmm? What? 1711 01:10:42,604 --> 01:10:44,646 - Noel sharted. - [groans] 1712 01:10:44,646 --> 01:10:46,521 Noel, buddy, would you squeeze your asshole shut 1713 01:10:46,521 --> 01:10:48,146 and hold it in like a fucking man. 1714 01:10:48,146 --> 01:10:49,229 Seriously. 1715 01:10:49,229 --> 01:10:52,104 - [whispering] What do we do? - I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 1716 01:10:52,104 --> 01:10:54,396 Just give me a second. 1717 01:10:54,396 --> 01:10:55,979 - [metallic clattering] - [muffled clamoring] 1718 01:10:55,979 --> 01:10:57,312 See that, Noel? 1719 01:10:57,312 --> 01:10:59,979 A big breachable door with a bloodthirsty mob behind it. 1720 01:10:59,979 --> 01:11:02,646 Too risky. Told you I knew what I was talking about. 1721 01:11:02,646 --> 01:11:05,479 Well, Katie Kim, your chariot awaits. 1722 01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:07,854 Just hop on in and we'll dispatch the decoys from the main exit 1723 01:11:07,854 --> 01:11:10,271 to clear the door and, uh, get you out of here to safety. 1724 01:11:10,271 --> 01:11:12,062 This way, Miss Kim. 1725 01:11:12,062 --> 01:11:14,437 Noel, you're gonna ride with us. 1726 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:15,521 Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. 1727 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,812 Uh, uh, you know, I'd really prefer to stick with Noel. 1728 01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:19,104 If that's cool. 1729 01:11:19,104 --> 01:11:21,271 - You're much safer with us. - Sure. 1730 01:11:21,271 --> 01:11:24,812 Uh, but it just-- and-and I don't want to mansplain-- 1731 01:11:24,812 --> 01:11:28,396 uh, it's just that he saved my life four times today. 1732 01:11:28,396 --> 01:11:30,854 And he's kind of a lucky rabbit's foot, 1733 01:11:30,854 --> 01:11:33,146 except he's the size of 80 of them. 1734 01:11:33,146 --> 01:11:34,979 Look, I know we all love big, dumb animals, 1735 01:11:34,979 --> 01:11:39,354 but as the guy who just saved you and that just a moment ago, 1736 01:11:39,354 --> 01:11:41,687 I'm asking that you give us a shot. 1737 01:11:41,687 --> 01:11:43,896 Um, I don't know. I think we should just stay here 1738 01:11:43,896 --> 01:11:46,729 'cause that door seems, like, really strong and, like-- 1739 01:11:46,729 --> 01:11:48,312 Katie... 1740 01:11:48,312 --> 01:11:50,437 I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you. 1741 01:11:50,437 --> 01:11:52,187 Okay? 1742 01:11:52,187 --> 01:11:54,562 I'll take care of you, sweetheart. 1743 01:11:54,562 --> 01:11:55,896 Trust me. 1744 01:12:02,437 --> 01:12:05,062 Okay, thanks... 1745 01:12:05,062 --> 01:12:06,896 - Dad. - [♪ Beastie Boys: "Ch-Check It Out"] 1746 01:12:06,896 --> 01:12:08,896 ♪ Blowin' doors off hinges, I'll grab you with the pinchers ♪ 1747 01:12:08,896 --> 01:12:10,229 ♪ And, no, I didn't retire ♪ 1748 01:12:10,229 --> 01:12:12,729 ♪ I'll snatch you up with a needle-nose pliers ♪ 1749 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:14,604 ♪ Guaranteed to make your body rock ♪ 1750 01:12:14,604 --> 01:12:16,771 ♪ Check-ch-check-check-check- ch-check it out ♪ 1751 01:12:16,771 --> 01:12:18,396 - ♪ What-wha-what-what- what's it all about ♪ - Oh, shit. 1752 01:12:18,396 --> 01:12:20,271 ♪ Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out ♪ 1753 01:12:20,271 --> 01:12:22,937 ♪ Let's turn this motherfucking party out ♪ 1754 01:12:22,937 --> 01:12:24,646 ♪ I said, "Doc, what's the condition? ♪ 1755 01:12:24,646 --> 01:12:26,812 ♪ I'm a man that's on a mission" ♪ 1756 01:12:26,812 --> 01:12:28,146 Come on, Uncle Pete! 1757 01:12:28,146 --> 01:12:31,812 This murder lottery is no place for a older gentleman like yourself! 1758 01:12:31,812 --> 01:12:34,146 Kill Katie Kim! Kill Katie Kim! 1759 01:12:34,146 --> 01:12:36,021 [Katie] She's worth $3.6 billion, yo. 1760 01:12:36,021 --> 01:12:37,854 Don't lose her! 1761 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:40,104 ♪ The Rapping Duke combined, now, don't test me... 1762 01:12:40,104 --> 01:12:42,437 Hey, this gets you to the courtyard. Take Louis's Lambo. 1763 01:12:42,437 --> 01:12:44,396 The security expert left his keys on the tire. 1764 01:12:44,396 --> 01:12:46,729 - What about you? - I'm gonna buy you some time. 1765 01:12:46,729 --> 01:12:49,104 I'll be fine. Now, go, go, go, go. 1766 01:12:49,104 --> 01:12:51,021 ♪ Smoke out a chimney ♪ 1767 01:12:51,021 --> 01:12:52,687 [bleeps, buzzes] 1768 01:12:53,771 --> 01:12:54,937 [Ash] She's escaping. 1769 01:12:54,937 --> 01:12:57,271 [grunting] 1770 01:12:57,271 --> 01:12:59,104 [high-pitched whimper, coughs] 1771 01:12:59,104 --> 01:13:01,271 Oh, you gonna cry now? 1772 01:13:01,271 --> 01:13:02,396 Fuck! 1773 01:13:03,229 --> 01:13:04,604 Ah, my balls. 1774 01:13:04,604 --> 01:13:05,937 Try jumping up and down. 1775 01:13:05,937 --> 01:13:07,854 [groans] 1776 01:13:07,854 --> 01:13:10,271 [men shouting] 1777 01:13:10,271 --> 01:13:12,104 [intriguing music playing] 1778 01:13:15,312 --> 01:13:17,187 [chiming] 1779 01:13:18,896 --> 01:13:19,854 - [coughs] - Okay, Noel. 1780 01:13:19,854 --> 01:13:22,062 I'm only going to ask you this one time. 1781 01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:24,104 - Where the fuck is my jackpot? - [groans] 1782 01:13:24,104 --> 01:13:26,979 Oh, man, I would remember, but I just got kicked in the face. 1783 01:13:26,979 --> 01:13:28,604 Oh, you think you're fucking funny, huh? 1784 01:13:28,604 --> 01:13:31,187 - [gate alarm beeping] - [tires squealing] 1785 01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:39,562 - Oh, no, she's escaping. - [sighs] 1786 01:13:39,562 --> 01:13:41,604 That's not what you wanted to happen, is it? 1787 01:13:41,604 --> 01:13:43,604 These fucking decoys. 1788 01:13:43,604 --> 01:13:45,146 [grunting] 1789 01:13:46,187 --> 01:13:47,646 She's in one of the cars. 1790 01:13:47,646 --> 01:13:49,396 - Which one? - How the fuck would I know? 1791 01:13:49,396 --> 01:13:50,562 Put a team on all four. 1792 01:13:50,562 --> 01:13:52,646 I want eyes on every single camera in a three-mile radius: 1793 01:13:52,646 --> 01:13:54,396 phones, CCTVs, ATMs. 1794 01:13:54,396 --> 01:13:55,854 [Ash] Go, go, run. 1795 01:14:06,646 --> 01:14:08,646 [grunting] 1796 01:14:14,354 --> 01:14:15,771 [man over radio] We're trying to track her phone, 1797 01:14:15,771 --> 01:14:17,146 but she's deactivated the locator chip. 1798 01:14:17,146 --> 01:14:18,479 Fuck! 1799 01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:20,729 - All right, what have we got from the cops? - Still nothing. 1800 01:14:20,729 --> 01:14:21,979 Okay. 1801 01:14:21,979 --> 01:14:23,604 [automated voice] Autopilot off. 1802 01:14:23,604 --> 01:14:24,937 All right. 1803 01:14:26,396 --> 01:14:27,979 [tires screeching] 1804 01:14:27,979 --> 01:14:29,896 One of the decoy cars just changed direction. 1805 01:14:29,896 --> 01:14:31,729 - Take the 210 North. Go. - No, no, no, no. 1806 01:14:31,729 --> 01:14:33,521 - Take the 5. Try to cut 'em off. - What are you gonna do? 1807 01:14:33,521 --> 01:14:35,437 The fuck I should've done in the first place. 1808 01:14:35,437 --> 01:14:36,854 Oh, my God. This just in. 1809 01:14:36,854 --> 01:14:39,604 Katie Kim has just lost the Shutterbug drone. 1810 01:14:39,604 --> 01:14:42,396 Which means that her location will not broadcast again until the end of the game. 1811 01:14:42,396 --> 01:14:45,437 Which means that, unless she makes a major mistake, 1812 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:47,479 most lottery players will be sitting around 1813 01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,646 with their thumbs up their butts, doing what we're doing: 1814 01:14:49,646 --> 01:14:53,187 drinking and toasting to our new hero. 1815 01:14:53,187 --> 01:14:55,146 [cheering] 1816 01:14:55,146 --> 01:14:58,604 Well played, Katie Kim, wherever you are. 1817 01:14:58,604 --> 01:15:01,104 - [man laughing] - [intense music playing] 1818 01:15:06,521 --> 01:15:09,187 [phone chiming] 1819 01:15:11,104 --> 01:15:12,104 Hello. 1820 01:15:12,104 --> 01:15:14,354 Turn the fucking car around, now. 1821 01:15:14,354 --> 01:15:17,062 Uh, nah, I'm good, but fuck you very much. 1822 01:15:17,062 --> 01:15:21,104 Let me tweak my pitch a little bit: turn the car around or I'll stick this... 1823 01:15:21,104 --> 01:15:23,146 in this oversized hunk of beef here. 1824 01:15:23,146 --> 01:15:25,771 Yeah, why don't you, uh, go ahead and say something persuasive, Noel. 1825 01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:27,812 Katie, get out. Get out, keep going. 1826 01:15:27,812 --> 01:15:29,437 Don't-don't worry about me. Go. 1827 01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:32,354 [Louis] Your altruism is getting a little excessive, Noel. 1828 01:15:32,354 --> 01:15:34,854 - You're gonna have to skip leg day tomorrow. - [screams] 1829 01:15:34,854 --> 01:15:36,729 Hey, leave him alone. It's me you want. 1830 01:15:36,729 --> 01:15:38,854 Exactly. That's the idea. 1831 01:15:38,854 --> 01:15:40,354 [screaming] 1832 01:15:40,354 --> 01:15:42,271 - Stop. - The next one's going in his brain. 1833 01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:45,062 Ah, Katie, don't stop, don't turn around. 1834 01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:47,521 Just keep going. Get to the Grapevine. Fuck this guy. 1835 01:15:47,521 --> 01:15:48,604 Yeah, fuck this guy. 1836 01:15:48,604 --> 01:15:50,354 What's it gonna be, Katie, huh? 1837 01:15:53,146 --> 01:15:55,521 Okay, all right, I-I'll turn around. 1838 01:15:55,521 --> 01:15:57,271 - No! - That's a good girl. 1839 01:15:57,271 --> 01:15:59,396 Now show me. I want to see you turn the car around. 1840 01:15:59,396 --> 01:16:00,771 I'm doing it. 1841 01:16:01,937 --> 01:16:03,896 [tires screeching] 1842 01:16:08,312 --> 01:16:09,479 [Louis] All right, I'll drop you a pin. 1843 01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:11,896 I know a nice quiet place where your fans won't find you. 1844 01:16:11,896 --> 01:16:15,229 If you're not there in 24 minutes, well, the next time you see Noel's face 1845 01:16:15,229 --> 01:16:18,479 will be when I mail you his fucking head! 1846 01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:19,604 'Kay, bye. 1847 01:16:23,104 --> 01:16:24,937 Oh, man, fucking Noel. 1848 01:16:29,562 --> 01:16:31,687 Oh, you really think nobody's gonna find her in here? 1849 01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:34,062 [Louis] Of course not. Nobody gives a shit about theater in Los Angeles. 1850 01:16:34,062 --> 01:16:36,187 [Noel] I do. I saw the last performance here. 1851 01:16:36,187 --> 01:16:37,646 Other Space: The Hip Hop Musical. 1852 01:16:37,646 --> 01:16:38,771 Vin Diesel was amazing. 1853 01:16:38,771 --> 01:16:40,729 - Shut the fuck up. - [screams] 1854 01:16:42,396 --> 01:16:44,312 - She's smarter than you think, Louis. - Really? 1855 01:16:44,312 --> 01:16:47,146 She's a wannabe actress who moved to L.A. expecting to have a good experience. 1856 01:16:47,146 --> 01:16:48,562 Yeah, she's a real fucking genius. 1857 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:51,146 Okay, so you're gonna kill an innocent woman for what? 1858 01:16:51,146 --> 01:16:53,479 'Cause your fucking bozos bought too many cases of LaCroix 1859 01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:54,854 for your executive lounge? 1860 01:16:54,854 --> 01:16:56,271 Don't pretend like you don't LaCroix. 1861 01:16:56,271 --> 01:16:57,729 It tastes like a drawing of a coconut. 1862 01:16:57,729 --> 01:16:58,937 Coconut is the worst flavor! 1863 01:16:58,937 --> 01:17:01,354 You cannot judge it based on coconut! 1864 01:17:01,354 --> 01:17:03,937 It's a delicious zero-calorie beverage. 1865 01:17:03,937 --> 01:17:05,479 I'm tired of people shitting on LaCroix. 1866 01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:07,646 [panting] 1867 01:17:07,646 --> 01:17:10,104 See, this is exactly why no one wants to work with you, man. 1868 01:17:10,104 --> 01:17:13,396 You talk about these jackpots like they're, like they're fucking people. 1869 01:17:13,396 --> 01:17:15,187 They're big walking ATMs. 1870 01:17:15,187 --> 01:17:18,312 And this one is the biggest fucking ATM of all time. 1871 01:17:18,312 --> 01:17:21,562 You really are a reprehensible chunk of wet shit, Louis. 1872 01:17:21,562 --> 01:17:23,646 Oh, grow the fuck up, you dick stain. 1873 01:17:23,646 --> 01:17:26,062 How do you think the world works? Huh? 1874 01:17:26,062 --> 01:17:28,854 It runs on money. 1875 01:17:28,854 --> 01:17:30,979 You know the mission that you bailed on? 1876 01:17:30,979 --> 01:17:33,687 Now, that... that was a fucking jackpot. 1877 01:17:33,687 --> 01:17:36,312 That family was guarding millions in gold for those warlords. 1878 01:17:36,312 --> 01:17:37,854 That money changed my life. 1879 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:39,771 You never should have gone in there knowing what we knew. 1880 01:17:39,771 --> 01:17:41,187 You got all our men killed without me. 1881 01:17:41,187 --> 01:17:42,812 [laughing] We didn't need you. 1882 01:17:42,812 --> 01:17:45,312 There was no danger in that raid, you dumb fuck. 1883 01:17:45,312 --> 01:17:47,896 There were no fighters around for miles, no one in the house was even armed. 1884 01:17:48,979 --> 01:17:50,521 It was the easiest fucking job of my life. 1885 01:17:50,521 --> 01:17:54,187 Just walked in, took out the family, grabbed the jackpot. 1886 01:17:54,187 --> 01:17:56,229 Th-There was no firefight? 1887 01:17:57,312 --> 01:17:59,479 Let's just say I don't like to share. 1888 01:18:01,729 --> 01:18:03,604 You killed our team for gold? 1889 01:18:03,604 --> 01:18:05,021 Yeah, I did, Noel. 1890 01:18:05,021 --> 01:18:07,562 It's just business, okay? 1891 01:18:07,562 --> 01:18:09,104 High-stakes business, winner take all. 1892 01:18:09,104 --> 01:18:10,396 Welcome to the real world. 1893 01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:13,646 You evil fucking son of a bitch. 1894 01:18:13,646 --> 01:18:16,021 Oh, compliments will get you nowhere with me. 1895 01:18:16,021 --> 01:18:17,812 - [line ringing] - Yeah. 1896 01:18:17,812 --> 01:18:20,479 - [Isabella] Sir. - Have the team rally on my position. 1897 01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:22,604 It's time to close this account. 1898 01:18:24,021 --> 01:18:26,021 [intense music playing] 1899 01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:32,354 Stupid Noel. 1900 01:18:32,354 --> 01:18:35,937 Why couldn't you have just been a fucking asshole like everybody else? 1901 01:18:35,937 --> 01:18:38,521 [tires screeching] 1902 01:18:38,521 --> 01:18:40,062 Watch the clock. 1903 01:18:40,062 --> 01:18:42,312 You kill her one second after the bell, you get no money 1904 01:18:42,312 --> 01:18:43,729 and you get a murder charge. 1905 01:18:43,729 --> 01:18:46,771 So we go fucking fast and we go fucking hard. 1906 01:18:50,937 --> 01:18:52,896 [tires screeching] 1907 01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:55,271 Where do these guys keep their guns... 1908 01:18:55,271 --> 01:18:57,229 grenades... 1909 01:18:57,229 --> 01:18:59,104 Bingo. 1910 01:19:00,604 --> 01:19:03,021 Looks like a fucking SpongeBob gun. 1911 01:19:16,687 --> 01:19:18,896 [Louis] Katie Kim. 1912 01:19:20,229 --> 01:19:21,604 Center stage. 1913 01:19:21,604 --> 01:19:25,479 That's a... deadly-looking weapon you got there. 1914 01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:27,687 What's the range on that thing, like two inches? 1915 01:19:27,687 --> 01:19:28,937 I'm shaking. 1916 01:19:28,937 --> 01:19:30,271 Let him go. 1917 01:19:31,354 --> 01:19:32,562 [laughs] 1918 01:19:32,562 --> 01:19:37,396 You literally have zero leverage here, so no. 1919 01:19:37,396 --> 01:19:40,229 I don't know, I have a little. 1920 01:19:40,229 --> 01:19:41,604 Oh, yeah? 1921 01:19:41,604 --> 01:19:44,187 See, you get all the money if you kill me, 1922 01:19:44,187 --> 01:19:49,021 but what happens if... 1923 01:19:49,021 --> 01:19:50,521 I do it myself? 1924 01:19:51,604 --> 01:19:53,437 - Katie. - Let him go. 1925 01:19:53,437 --> 01:19:54,562 [scoffs] 1926 01:19:54,562 --> 01:19:58,479 You expect me to believe that you would kill yourself 1927 01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:00,812 for this guy? 1928 01:20:02,396 --> 01:20:04,271 You met him, what, four hours ago? 1929 01:20:04,271 --> 01:20:05,771 I said let him go. 1930 01:20:05,771 --> 01:20:07,354 Uh-uh, nope. 1931 01:20:07,354 --> 01:20:08,937 Not buying it. 1932 01:20:08,937 --> 01:20:11,521 - Bullshit. - Bullshit? 1933 01:20:11,521 --> 01:20:13,354 I'm gonna die anyway, right? 1934 01:20:14,896 --> 01:20:17,521 So the only choice that I have left 1935 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:20,229 is whether or not I want you to be rich because of it. 1936 01:20:21,771 --> 01:20:24,729 Let him go. 1937 01:20:26,104 --> 01:20:27,396 Go ahead. 1938 01:20:27,396 --> 01:20:29,479 No, go ahead. Pop your own skull. 1939 01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:33,312 I'll just wipe your prints off the bolt gun and tell them I did it. 1940 01:20:33,312 --> 01:20:35,437 Not with a million of my fans watching. 1941 01:20:35,437 --> 01:20:37,146 Fuck. 1942 01:20:37,146 --> 01:20:39,146 [gasps] Oh, shit. 1943 01:20:39,146 --> 01:20:41,437 You're crazy, Katie Kim. 1944 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,562 What do I have to live for anyway? 1945 01:20:43,562 --> 01:20:45,229 I got no friends. 1946 01:20:45,229 --> 01:20:47,229 I got no family. 1947 01:20:47,229 --> 01:20:50,062 Everybody fucking sucks. 1948 01:20:50,062 --> 01:20:53,312 I came to this town chasing a stupid dream that, 1949 01:20:53,312 --> 01:20:55,521 deep down, I know won't happen. 1950 01:20:55,521 --> 01:20:57,146 Not for me. 1951 01:20:57,146 --> 01:20:59,729 And you're right, I did meet him today. 1952 01:20:59,729 --> 01:21:01,271 Today. 1953 01:21:01,271 --> 01:21:04,229 And that's the best relationship I have in my life. 1954 01:21:04,229 --> 01:21:06,896 Isn't that fucking pathetic? 1955 01:21:09,687 --> 01:21:12,062 Aren't I fucking pathetic? 1956 01:21:12,062 --> 01:21:14,812 Katie, don't do this. Please. 1957 01:21:16,354 --> 01:21:18,521 Why keep pretending things are gonna go my way? 1958 01:21:19,562 --> 01:21:21,771 So let's just fucking do this. 1959 01:21:21,771 --> 01:21:24,687 Fuck you and fuck your money. 1960 01:21:27,229 --> 01:21:29,854 No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop. 1961 01:21:29,854 --> 01:21:31,812 Okay, okay. 1962 01:21:32,896 --> 01:21:34,729 I'll let him go. 1963 01:21:34,729 --> 01:21:35,854 [key clattering] 1964 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,937 Okay, now give me the gun. 1965 01:21:48,979 --> 01:21:50,312 Okay. 1966 01:21:50,312 --> 01:21:51,646 You win. 1967 01:21:53,271 --> 01:21:54,562 That's a good girl. 1968 01:21:55,646 --> 01:21:57,812 - Push kick! - [grunts] 1969 01:21:57,812 --> 01:21:59,812 [clanging] 1970 01:22:00,896 --> 01:22:03,229 Acting, motherfucker. 1971 01:22:06,271 --> 01:22:08,187 Bravo. 1972 01:22:08,187 --> 01:22:10,687 Daniel Day-Lewis wishes he had your range. 1973 01:22:10,687 --> 01:22:11,896 [Noel laughing] 1974 01:22:11,896 --> 01:22:13,521 - [banging] - [muffled clamoring] 1975 01:22:13,521 --> 01:22:16,312 They know you're here. Run. Run! 1976 01:22:16,312 --> 01:22:18,271 [♪ No Small Children: "It's a Sunshine Day"] 1977 01:22:18,271 --> 01:22:20,687 ♪ I think I'll go for a walk outside now ♪ 1978 01:22:20,687 --> 01:22:23,646 ♪ The summer sun knows me by name, she's calling me ♪ 1979 01:22:23,646 --> 01:22:26,729 ♪ I gotta get out, gotta get out, get aw ay ♪ 1980 01:22:26,729 --> 01:22:29,437 ♪ I gotta get away, get away, get away ♪ 1981 01:22:29,437 --> 01:22:31,021 - ♪ Get away ♪ - Whoo! 1982 01:22:31,021 --> 01:22:33,229 - ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪ - ♪ Sunshine day ♪ - We're not gonna miss this one. 1983 01:22:33,229 --> 01:22:35,021 - ♪ Everybody's laughing ♪ - [man speaking Spanish] 1984 01:22:35,021 --> 01:22:36,271 ♪ Sunshine day ♪ 1985 01:22:36,271 --> 01:22:38,937 - ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪ - ♪ Sunshine day ♪ 1986 01:22:38,937 --> 01:22:40,687 ♪ Everybody's laughing ♪ 1987 01:22:40,687 --> 01:22:42,396 - Let's go. - ♪ Sunshine day ♪ 1988 01:22:43,896 --> 01:22:45,021 ♪ Sunshine day... 1989 01:22:45,021 --> 01:22:46,854 - [man] Let's go. Whoo! - [woman] Katie! 1990 01:22:46,854 --> 01:22:49,604 Oh, oh, honey, take the roast out of the oven in ten minutes. 1991 01:22:49,604 --> 01:22:50,896 I gotta go kill this girl. 1992 01:22:50,896 --> 01:22:53,312 Oh, love ya. 1993 01:22:53,312 --> 01:22:55,229 See you at the Hollywood Theater, bitch. 1994 01:22:55,229 --> 01:22:56,979 ♪ It's a sunshine day ♪ 1995 01:22:56,979 --> 01:22:58,646 [intense music playing] 1996 01:23:01,354 --> 01:23:02,479 Oh, shit. 1997 01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:04,687 Hey, good to see you again, not a cop. 1998 01:23:05,437 --> 01:23:07,354 - Ow. - Oh. 1999 01:23:07,354 --> 01:23:08,937 - Time to die. - [gasps] 2000 01:23:08,937 --> 01:23:10,646 - Oh! - [high-pitched voice] I love you. 2001 01:23:10,646 --> 01:23:12,354 Holy fuck. 2002 01:23:14,312 --> 01:23:16,562 [screaming, grunting in pain] 2003 01:23:17,729 --> 01:23:19,312 - [door slams open] - Cops! 2004 01:23:19,312 --> 01:23:20,937 - [Katie] Fuck. - [grunting] 2005 01:23:20,937 --> 01:23:22,104 [strained grunting] 2006 01:23:25,146 --> 01:23:26,146 Yeah. 2007 01:23:27,979 --> 01:23:29,854 - [Louis grunts] - No! 2008 01:23:29,854 --> 01:23:31,562 Where do you think you're going, you little shit? 2009 01:23:31,562 --> 01:23:33,104 [strained grunting] 2010 01:23:36,437 --> 01:23:38,187 You're a loser with no friends. 2011 01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:40,187 What do you even need that money for? 2012 01:23:40,187 --> 01:23:43,146 What are you going to do with the money, buy more white suits, you fucking diva? 2013 01:23:44,146 --> 01:23:45,812 [Louis, strained] Fucking die. 2014 01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:48,729 - [cop grunting] - Oh, shit. 2015 01:23:49,354 --> 01:23:50,896 Fuck off, mall cop. 2016 01:23:50,896 --> 01:23:52,437 - [cop screams] - [piano keys clang] 2017 01:23:52,437 --> 01:23:53,771 [Katie grunting] 2018 01:23:53,771 --> 01:23:55,479 - [loud pounding on door] - No. 2019 01:23:57,354 --> 01:23:59,062 - [angry shouting] - Oh, shit. 2020 01:24:00,271 --> 01:24:01,937 [grunting] 2021 01:24:03,229 --> 01:24:04,979 [straining] 2022 01:24:04,979 --> 01:24:06,812 - [♪ Partners in Kryme: "Turtle Power!" ] - Ah, fuck this. 2023 01:24:06,812 --> 01:24:08,896 It's Turtle time, motherfuckers. 2024 01:24:08,896 --> 01:24:10,104 On the half shell. 2025 01:24:10,104 --> 01:24:11,604 ♪ On the half shell, they're the heroes four ♪ 2026 01:24:11,604 --> 01:24:14,104 ♪ In this day and age, who could ask for more? ♪ 2027 01:24:14,104 --> 01:24:16,187 [singing along] ♪ The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious ♪ 2028 01:24:16,187 --> 01:24:18,271 ♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪ 2029 01:24:18,271 --> 01:24:21,062 ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ 2030 01:24:21,062 --> 01:24:22,979 - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ - [screaming] 2031 01:24:22,979 --> 01:24:25,396 - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ - [crying] 2032 01:24:25,396 --> 01:24:26,896 - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E... - Oh! 2033 01:24:26,896 --> 01:24:28,521 Turtle power! 2034 01:24:30,437 --> 01:24:32,437 [dramatic music playing] 2035 01:24:32,437 --> 01:24:35,271 [straining] Stop being such a loser and let me kill you already. 2036 01:24:37,396 --> 01:24:39,146 - [crunching] - [screaming 2037 01:24:39,146 --> 01:24:41,021 Fucking psycho! Ah! 2038 01:24:45,312 --> 01:24:47,271 - A little help, please. - Ow! 2039 01:24:47,271 --> 01:24:49,229 - I'm on it. - [others moaning] 2040 01:24:49,229 --> 01:24:50,646 [Louis] No, no! 2041 01:24:50,646 --> 01:24:51,896 [yells] 2042 01:24:51,896 --> 01:24:53,479 Finally. 2043 01:24:54,312 --> 01:24:55,979 [Louis] Where you going, Katie? 2044 01:24:57,729 --> 01:24:59,354 Katie, run. 2045 01:25:02,896 --> 01:25:05,729 My ticket, my jackpot. 2046 01:25:05,729 --> 01:25:07,812 Well, I gave you one star on Airbnb. 2047 01:25:07,812 --> 01:25:09,562 Now you'll never be a Superhost. 2048 01:25:09,562 --> 01:25:11,812 Not cool. 2049 01:25:12,729 --> 01:25:14,312 Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. 2050 01:25:14,312 --> 01:25:16,354 No, I'm going to enjoy this. 2051 01:25:17,896 --> 01:25:19,187 - [screaming] - Shit. 2052 01:25:19,771 --> 01:25:21,354 [grunting] 2053 01:25:21,354 --> 01:25:22,437 [cries out] 2054 01:25:22,437 --> 01:25:24,187 You're fucking with my money, Noel. 2055 01:25:24,187 --> 01:25:25,896 Bye! 2056 01:25:27,062 --> 01:25:28,812 Owie, owie, owie, owie, I'm sorry. 2057 01:25:28,812 --> 01:25:29,937 No. 2058 01:25:29,937 --> 01:25:32,021 Wait. Remember all the good times we've had? 2059 01:25:32,021 --> 01:25:33,854 Like when my roof leaked human shit on you? 2060 01:25:33,854 --> 01:25:35,479 That was hilarious. 2061 01:25:35,479 --> 01:25:37,021 Call your fucking mom back. 2062 01:25:37,021 --> 01:25:38,979 [Shadi cries out] 2063 01:25:38,979 --> 01:25:41,771 God, I should've just stabbed you. 2064 01:25:41,771 --> 01:25:43,854 [overlapping shouting] 2065 01:25:46,229 --> 01:25:48,854 [whimsical music playing over speakers] 2066 01:25:48,854 --> 01:25:50,271 [overlapping shouting] 2067 01:25:50,271 --> 01:25:52,021 [grunting] 2068 01:25:52,021 --> 01:25:53,437 [clamoring] 2069 01:25:53,437 --> 01:25:54,521 [growling] 2070 01:25:56,896 --> 01:25:59,312 - [angry shouting] - [cymbals crashing] 2071 01:25:59,896 --> 01:26:01,562 Katie, four minutes. Climb! 2072 01:26:02,354 --> 01:26:04,187 Oh, God. 2073 01:26:06,104 --> 01:26:07,812 [shouting] 2074 01:26:13,771 --> 01:26:16,021 Let me take that off your hands, Van Damme. 2075 01:26:18,646 --> 01:26:20,104 [power whirring on] 2076 01:26:21,229 --> 01:26:23,479 [suspenseful music playing] 2077 01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:25,937 Looks like it's showtime, motherfucker. 2078 01:26:25,937 --> 01:26:27,229 Uh, excuse me, can I borrow that? 2079 01:26:27,229 --> 01:26:28,396 Maybe, can I... 2080 01:26:28,396 --> 01:26:29,479 [man yelling] 2081 01:26:29,479 --> 01:26:30,771 [cymbals crashing] 2082 01:26:30,771 --> 01:26:33,271 Yes. [laughs] Oh, shit. 2083 01:26:34,229 --> 01:26:36,604 Huh. After this, there's an oboe going right up your ass. 2084 01:26:36,604 --> 01:26:37,687 [crashing] 2085 01:26:52,312 --> 01:26:53,562 - [crashing] - [shouts] 2086 01:26:56,812 --> 01:26:58,854 ♪ ♪ 2087 01:27:01,021 --> 01:27:02,521 [crashing] 2088 01:27:06,937 --> 01:27:08,729 [metallic creaking] 2089 01:27:10,437 --> 01:27:12,354 Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again. 2090 01:27:12,354 --> 01:27:13,271 What? 2091 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:15,937 Your watch keeps terrible time. 2092 01:27:15,937 --> 01:27:17,937 Oh, let me reset it for you. 2093 01:27:17,937 --> 01:27:20,521 - [Irene screaming] - [loud bang] 2094 01:27:20,521 --> 01:27:21,729 Ouch. 2095 01:27:22,729 --> 01:27:25,104 [metallic creaking] 2096 01:27:25,104 --> 01:27:27,396 - You know what? Good to see you're okay. - Ow! 2097 01:27:27,396 --> 01:27:29,146 - Excuse me. - [screaming] 2098 01:27:30,146 --> 01:27:32,729 - [metallic creaking] - [loud bang] 2099 01:27:32,729 --> 01:27:34,396 [loud bang] 2100 01:27:34,396 --> 01:27:35,521 [Noel] Katie, two minutes! 2101 01:27:36,187 --> 01:27:37,479 [loud bang] 2102 01:27:39,479 --> 01:27:40,812 [yells] 2103 01:27:43,021 --> 01:27:45,021 [suspenseful music playing] 2104 01:27:54,312 --> 01:27:56,062 Whoa. [screams] 2105 01:27:56,771 --> 01:27:57,937 [grunting] 2106 01:28:05,437 --> 01:28:06,729 [yelling] 2107 01:28:07,729 --> 01:28:09,312 I'm coming, Katie. No! 2108 01:28:09,312 --> 01:28:11,229 [all grunting] 2109 01:28:14,812 --> 01:28:17,312 Where do you think you're going, Katie Kim? 2110 01:28:17,312 --> 01:28:18,854 Shit. 2111 01:28:21,979 --> 01:28:24,396 [grunting] 2112 01:28:25,896 --> 01:28:26,937 Hey, Katie, girl. 2113 01:28:26,937 --> 01:28:29,021 - Uh-huh, you're a horrible actress! - Go on, bitch. 2114 01:28:29,021 --> 01:28:31,396 [overlapping shouting] 2115 01:28:38,729 --> 01:28:40,187 Katie, stay away from him! 2116 01:28:40,187 --> 01:28:42,187 ♪ ♪ 2117 01:28:46,979 --> 01:28:48,604 Oh. Ow. 2118 01:28:48,604 --> 01:28:50,229 Where you going? 2119 01:28:50,229 --> 01:28:52,187 [Louis grunting] 2120 01:28:53,937 --> 01:28:55,604 [breath trembling] 2121 01:28:57,437 --> 01:29:00,021 You're doing a terrible job of protecting me. 2122 01:29:00,021 --> 01:29:01,687 I think I'm gonna have to let you go. 2123 01:29:01,687 --> 01:29:03,396 - [grunting] - [clanging] 2124 01:29:03,396 --> 01:29:05,396 Katie, 60 seconds! 2125 01:29:05,396 --> 01:29:06,937 [cries out] 2126 01:29:06,937 --> 01:29:08,771 - Shit. - [Louis groaning] 2127 01:29:08,771 --> 01:29:10,646 [angry shouting] 2128 01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:14,062 Keep going, Spaghetti Squares! 2129 01:29:20,896 --> 01:29:22,187 I've got to say, Katie, 2130 01:29:22,187 --> 01:29:26,104 two people of proud Asian heritage trying to kill each other for money-- 2131 01:29:26,104 --> 01:29:27,771 very inspiring. 2132 01:29:31,604 --> 01:29:32,979 Leave her alone, Louis! 2133 01:29:37,854 --> 01:29:39,646 [Katie cries out] 2134 01:29:39,646 --> 01:29:40,771 [onlookers exclaiming] 2135 01:29:40,771 --> 01:29:41,979 No! 2136 01:29:41,979 --> 01:29:44,062 [Katie grunting] 2137 01:29:48,312 --> 01:29:49,562 Oh, I'm sorry, Katie. 2138 01:29:49,562 --> 01:29:51,854 Looks like you don't have what it takes to get out of this now. 2139 01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:53,187 I do have one thing. 2140 01:29:53,187 --> 01:29:55,021 What's that, your little lucky charm? 2141 01:29:55,021 --> 01:29:56,354 Fast hands. 2142 01:29:57,396 --> 01:29:58,229 Wait. 2143 01:29:58,229 --> 01:30:00,937 Is that a grenade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 2144 01:30:00,937 --> 01:30:02,146 Fuck me. 2145 01:30:02,146 --> 01:30:05,104 [explosion booming, echoing] 2146 01:30:05,104 --> 01:30:07,646 [♪ Ruelle: "Where We Come Alive"] 2147 01:30:07,646 --> 01:30:11,146 ♪ I can see the future ♪ 2148 01:30:11,146 --> 01:30:14,896 ♪ Painted in my eyes ♪ 2149 01:30:14,896 --> 01:30:18,396 ♪ Open up the door and ♪ 2150 01:30:18,396 --> 01:30:21,354 ♪ Fade into the light ♪ 2151 01:30:21,354 --> 01:30:24,687 ♪ Dive into a world I know ♪ 2152 01:30:24,687 --> 01:30:27,521 ♪ Take my hand and ♪ 2153 01:30:27,521 --> 01:30:31,979 ♪ Follow me into the sun ♪ 2154 01:30:31,979 --> 01:30:34,396 ♪ There's no end 'cause ♪ 2155 01:30:34,396 --> 01:30:37,854 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2156 01:30:38,937 --> 01:30:41,021 ♪ This is where we come alive ♪ 2157 01:30:41,021 --> 01:30:45,646 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2158 01:30:45,646 --> 01:30:48,854 ♪ This is where we come alive ♪ 2159 01:30:48,854 --> 01:30:51,771 ♪ Out of the shadows ♪ 2160 01:30:51,771 --> 01:30:54,271 ♪ And into the light ♪ 2161 01:30:55,937 --> 01:30:57,354 ♪ Bringing the unknown ♪ 2162 01:30:58,937 --> 01:31:01,854 - ♪ This is where we come alive ♪ - [crowd] Six! Five! Four! Three! 2163 01:31:01,854 --> 01:31:03,771 Two! One! 2164 01:31:03,771 --> 01:31:06,354 - [air horn blaring] - [crowd cheering] 2165 01:31:08,146 --> 01:31:09,187 [laughing] 2166 01:31:09,187 --> 01:31:11,687 [cheering continues] 2167 01:31:13,771 --> 01:31:16,104 You're off the clock, boys. Your boss just blew up. 2168 01:31:16,104 --> 01:31:18,021 - [Pinky laughing, grunts] - Oh, sorry, sir. 2169 01:31:18,021 --> 01:31:19,021 You did it! 2170 01:31:26,021 --> 01:31:27,979 Ooh, you got a little bit of Louis on you there. 2171 01:31:27,979 --> 01:31:30,854 Yeah, I think his, like, tooth flew in my mouth. 2172 01:31:30,854 --> 01:31:32,979 - [shudders] - Hey, um, 2173 01:31:32,979 --> 01:31:36,562 I don't know if you were still expecting that 30%. 2174 01:31:36,562 --> 01:31:39,937 Come on. I'm a man of my word. Ten percent. 2175 01:31:39,937 --> 01:31:42,312 But I'm not a woman of my word, 2176 01:31:42,312 --> 01:31:45,729 so I hope you'll be happy with 50%. 2177 01:31:47,521 --> 01:31:49,437 Just so you know, I was gonna double-cross you. 2178 01:31:49,437 --> 01:31:50,771 I just ran out of time. 2179 01:31:50,771 --> 01:31:52,271 No, you weren't. 2180 01:31:52,271 --> 01:31:55,062 'Cause you really are a nice guy. 2181 01:31:55,062 --> 01:31:57,062 And I trust you. 2182 01:31:59,229 --> 01:32:00,771 [tires screeching] 2183 01:32:00,771 --> 01:32:01,979 [officer] Over here. 2184 01:32:01,979 --> 01:32:03,062 I.D., please. 2185 01:32:03,062 --> 01:32:04,771 Oh. 2186 01:32:04,771 --> 01:32:06,187 Not my real height. 2187 01:32:06,187 --> 01:32:07,937 Hey. 2188 01:32:07,937 --> 01:32:09,437 You saved me. 2189 01:32:10,521 --> 01:32:11,687 You saved me. 2190 01:32:11,687 --> 01:32:13,646 The people with the sheet, they helped a lot. 2191 01:32:13,646 --> 01:32:15,062 Yeah, they did. They helped. 2192 01:32:15,062 --> 01:32:17,021 And, hey, just so you know, 2193 01:32:17,021 --> 01:32:19,146 I think my mom would've really liked you. 2194 01:32:19,146 --> 01:32:21,562 - [man] Katie! - [crowd cheering] 2195 01:32:21,562 --> 01:32:23,729 [Johnny] Hey. All right. 2196 01:32:23,729 --> 01:32:24,937 [popping] 2197 01:32:24,937 --> 01:32:26,771 - Hey! - [cheering] 2198 01:32:26,771 --> 01:32:30,271 Congratulations, Katie Kim. 2199 01:32:30,271 --> 01:32:34,896 I'm Johnny Grand, and you're our biggest jackpot winner yet. 2200 01:32:34,896 --> 01:32:36,562 [cheering] 2201 01:32:36,562 --> 01:32:41,229 {\an8}All right, so what are you going to do now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim? 2202 01:32:41,229 --> 01:32:43,812 {\an8}I'm gonna get the fuck out of Los Angeles. 2203 01:32:43,812 --> 01:32:45,521 [Johnny] Ooh, watch the language. There's kids watching. 2204 01:32:45,521 --> 01:32:46,979 {\an8}Sorry, children. 2205 01:32:46,979 --> 01:32:48,854 {\an8}All right, right this way for an interview. 2206 01:32:48,854 --> 01:32:52,396 I think I've had enough publicity for today, but thank you. 2207 01:32:52,396 --> 01:32:54,771 - No, the cameras-- - No. No, wait, wait. She said she'd had enough publicity. 2208 01:32:54,771 --> 01:32:56,604 If she doesn't want publicity, that's her right. 2209 01:32:56,604 --> 01:32:58,479 - Hey, pal, it's live. It's live. - Give her space. 2210 01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:00,146 [Johnny] Come back here, we'll give you the check. 2211 01:33:00,146 --> 01:33:01,604 [whispering] I thought all actors wanted publicity. 2212 01:33:01,604 --> 01:33:02,979 [groans in pain] 2213 01:33:02,979 --> 01:33:04,396 I don't think I want to be an actor anymore. 2214 01:33:04,396 --> 01:33:05,479 - Yeah? - [Pinky sobbing] 2215 01:33:05,479 --> 01:33:07,229 It's like, what's the point? 2216 01:33:07,229 --> 01:33:09,146 Fucking wrestlers and YouTubers are movie stars now. 2217 01:33:09,146 --> 01:33:10,729 Yeah, I know, tell me about it. 2218 01:33:10,729 --> 01:33:13,104 Sort of makes it feel like anybody can do it, right? 2219 01:33:14,854 --> 01:33:17,271 Hey, my last ten bucks. 2220 01:33:17,271 --> 01:33:18,729 Yeah, yeah. 2221 01:33:18,729 --> 01:33:20,104 You want to split a hot dog? 2222 01:33:20,104 --> 01:33:21,604 Ooh, lengthways or widthways? 2223 01:33:21,604 --> 01:33:23,604 - What? - [stammers softly] 2224 01:33:23,604 --> 01:33:25,479 I might have a concussion. 2225 01:33:26,562 --> 01:33:28,146 It's always hard to tell with you. 2226 01:33:28,146 --> 01:33:31,562 Ah, you, always with the quips. Quick. 2227 01:33:31,562 --> 01:33:33,271 [sighs] 2228 01:33:36,021 --> 01:33:37,687 - [groans] - Oh. 2229 01:33:37,687 --> 01:33:39,104 I got you, big guy. 2230 01:33:41,646 --> 01:33:44,979 God, your hand is so big, it's like a whole-ass ham on my shoulder. 2231 01:33:46,437 --> 01:33:48,604 Good thing my mom got me that bus ticket. 2232 01:33:48,604 --> 01:33:50,354 [Noel] What's the plan? 2233 01:33:50,354 --> 01:33:52,271 [Katie] Oh, I got a few ideas. 2234 01:33:52,271 --> 01:33:55,062 [♪ Spice Girls: "Spice Up Your Life"] 2235 01:34:00,437 --> 01:34:04,062 ♪ When you're feeling sad and low ♪ 2236 01:34:04,062 --> 01:34:06,687 ♪ We will take you where you gotta go... 2237 01:34:06,687 --> 01:34:07,937 Ready? 2238 01:34:07,937 --> 01:34:09,354 [grunts] Oh, shit. 2239 01:34:09,354 --> 01:34:11,146 [screaming] 2240 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:13,687 I'm sorry. Ooh. [high-pitched squeal] 2241 01:34:13,687 --> 01:34:15,271 [DJ whimpering] Oh, my... 2242 01:34:15,271 --> 01:34:17,062 - ♪ Colors of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 2243 01:34:17,062 --> 01:34:19,146 {\an8}- ♪ Every boy and every girl ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 2244 01:34:19,146 --> 01:34:21,646 {\an8}- ♪ People of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 2245 01:34:21,646 --> 01:34:22,979 ♪ Ah ♪ 2246 01:34:22,979 --> 01:34:24,729 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - [cheering] 2247 01:34:24,729 --> 01:34:26,729 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪ - ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪ 2248 01:34:26,729 --> 01:34:28,771 - ♪ Chicas to the front ♪ - ♪ Ha ha ♪ 2249 01:34:28,771 --> 01:34:30,562 ♪ Go round ♪ 2250 01:34:30,562 --> 01:34:32,854 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time ♪ 2251 01:34:32,854 --> 01:34:34,562 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪ - ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪ 2252 01:34:34,562 --> 01:34:36,854 What? Everybody's eating pizza out of trash cans. 2253 01:34:36,854 --> 01:34:38,312 It-it's not gonna work. 2254 01:34:38,312 --> 01:34:39,937 [low chatter] 2255 01:34:39,937 --> 01:34:41,312 Mm, what is that? 2256 01:34:42,312 --> 01:34:43,937 What's up? 2257 01:34:45,437 --> 01:34:47,021 What the...? 2258 01:34:47,021 --> 01:34:48,437 Oh, great. 2259 01:34:48,437 --> 01:34:52,187 Hey! I'm being sued for copyright infringement! 2260 01:34:52,187 --> 01:34:53,729 [laughing] Fucking... 2261 01:34:53,729 --> 01:34:55,312 Eat fast, I guess. 2262 01:34:55,312 --> 01:34:57,104 I told you this would happen. 2263 01:34:57,104 --> 01:34:58,979 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time ♪ 2264 01:34:58,979 --> 01:35:00,896 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪ - ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪ 2265 01:35:00,896 --> 01:35:02,771 - ♪ Chicas to the front ♪ - ♪ Ha ha ♪ 2266 01:35:02,771 --> 01:35:04,521 ♪ And go round ♪ 2267 01:35:04,521 --> 01:35:06,062 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time... 2268 01:35:06,062 --> 01:35:07,146 [laughter] 2269 01:35:07,146 --> 01:35:10,354 [laughing] It's really hard not to laugh when just take the kick. 2270 01:35:10,354 --> 01:35:12,687 She kicked high. 2271 01:35:12,687 --> 01:35:14,146 {\an8}- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time... 2272 01:35:14,146 --> 01:35:15,896 {\an8}No. No, no, no, no. [high-pitched scream] 2273 01:35:15,896 --> 01:35:17,229 {\an8}[groaning] 2274 01:35:17,229 --> 01:35:18,562 {\an8}Whoa, I didn't know that was gonna happen. 2275 01:35:18,562 --> 01:35:19,979 {\an8}[laughter] 2276 01:35:19,979 --> 01:35:22,021 {\an8}Don't look a gift mom in the mouth. 2277 01:35:22,021 --> 01:35:23,396 {\an8}As they say. 2278 01:35:23,396 --> 01:35:25,146 {\an8}Yeah, my mom's mouth is so disgusting. 2279 01:35:25,146 --> 01:35:26,437 {\an8}[laughing] 2280 01:35:27,771 --> 01:35:30,146 {\an8}You ever notice that Los Angeles really looks like Atlanta sometimes? 2281 01:35:30,146 --> 01:35:31,729 {\an8}That's weird. 2282 01:35:31,729 --> 01:35:34,146 - ♪ Hai, si ja! Hold tight! ♪ - [yacht horn blows] 2283 01:35:35,229 --> 01:35:36,771 [Katie] I knew you wanted a superyacht. 2284 01:35:36,771 --> 01:35:38,437 I did want a superyacht. 2285 01:35:38,437 --> 01:35:41,187 Dude, of course you wanted a superyacht. Everyone wants a fucking superyacht. 2286 01:35:41,187 --> 01:35:43,604 Greta Thunberg wants a fucking superyacht. 2287 01:35:43,604 --> 01:35:45,479 [both laughing] 2288 01:35:45,479 --> 01:35:47,062 Oh, cheers, bud. 2289 01:35:47,062 --> 01:35:49,021 - [seagulls squawking] - Mm. 2290 01:35:49,021 --> 01:35:51,062 The money's changed us, hasn't it? 2291 01:35:51,062 --> 01:35:52,729 Yeah. 2292 01:35:52,729 --> 01:35:54,937 We're gigantic shitheads now. 2293 01:35:54,937 --> 01:35:57,187 [Katie, shouting] Hey, can I get my dolphin sandwich? 2294 01:35:57,187 --> 01:35:58,271 [dolphin clicking] 2295 01:35:58,271 --> 01:36:00,937 Mommy's mad. You know what Mommy does when she's mad? She spanks. 2296 01:36:00,937 --> 01:36:02,187 I'm not giving you a tip. 2297 01:36:02,187 --> 01:36:04,437 Guess what. I won Best Spank in 2019. 2298 01:36:04,437 --> 01:36:07,187 [laughing] 2299 01:36:07,187 --> 01:36:09,354 {\an8}[♪ Jacaranda: "MoneyMoney"] 2300 01:36:09,354 --> 01:36:13,646 {\an8}What you two perverts did to Laurel and Hardy keeps me up at night. 2301 01:36:13,646 --> 01:36:17,687 {\an8}What you two did to W.C. Fields was inhuman. 2302 01:36:17,687 --> 01:36:18,896 {\an8}You were banned. 2303 01:36:18,896 --> 01:36:21,146 {\an8}It took us weeks to clean up Tom Hanks. 2304 01:36:22,229 --> 01:36:24,271 Hi. Uber for Katie? 2305 01:36:24,271 --> 01:36:26,062 [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] Come with me if you don't want to die. 2306 01:36:26,062 --> 01:36:27,146 [normal voice] That was pretty good, huh? 2307 01:36:27,146 --> 01:36:28,646 [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] We should get to the chopper. 2308 01:36:28,646 --> 01:36:32,271 I'll slap the tattoos right off your skinny man tits. 2309 01:36:32,271 --> 01:36:34,312 ♪ All I need is money, money ♪ 2310 01:36:34,312 --> 01:36:35,479 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪ 2311 01:36:35,479 --> 01:36:37,187 - [sighs] - [clatters] 2312 01:36:37,187 --> 01:36:38,604 Fuck! 2313 01:36:38,604 --> 01:36:41,646 - ♪ Get me some ♪ - Thank you. Thank you. Ah. 2314 01:36:41,646 --> 01:36:43,146 Oh, shit. 2315 01:36:43,146 --> 01:36:45,896 How will I deejay? I-I can't push a button. 2316 01:36:45,896 --> 01:36:47,687 [both screaming] 2317 01:36:47,687 --> 01:36:49,104 How will I jerk off? 2318 01:36:49,104 --> 01:36:50,396 [screaming] 2319 01:36:50,396 --> 01:36:54,479 {\an8}All right, so what are you going to do now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim? 2320 01:36:54,479 --> 01:36:57,271 {\an8}Well, I've been running for my life for the past ten hours, 2321 01:36:57,271 --> 01:36:59,021 {\an8}so I'll probably go home and take a massive shit. 2322 01:36:59,021 --> 01:37:00,646 {\an8}- [scattered laughter] - Lovely. 2323 01:37:00,646 --> 01:37:03,229 Hey, Candice. Um, my panic room got invaded, 2324 01:37:03,229 --> 01:37:05,687 and I just don't feel safe in there anymore. 2325 01:37:05,687 --> 01:37:07,354 Is there a way we could build a panic room 2326 01:37:07,354 --> 01:37:09,562 inside the panic room that I could panic in? 2327 01:37:10,354 --> 01:37:11,771 Okay, great. 2328 01:37:11,771 --> 01:37:13,479 Hey, also, I just sent you a picture. 2329 01:37:13,479 --> 01:37:16,354 Um, could you buy me these darts? 2330 01:37:16,354 --> 01:37:18,771 They're fucking awesome. 2331 01:37:18,771 --> 01:37:22,271 [high-pitched voice] Pinky Pooh Pooh. I love you. 2332 01:37:22,271 --> 01:37:24,729 [normal voice] But I love your $3.6 billion more! 2333 01:37:24,729 --> 01:37:27,229 This isn't the first time I've killed in this costume! 2334 01:37:27,229 --> 01:37:29,771 And I never take it off 'cause I'm a freak! 2335 01:37:29,771 --> 01:37:32,687 Don't forget to tag us when you post the pic with the body. 2336 01:37:32,687 --> 01:37:35,979 He's fucking huge. He would turn my asshole into a sewer, so... 2337 01:37:35,979 --> 01:37:38,146 - Sewer hole. Sewage hole? Suet hole. - [laughter] 2338 01:37:38,146 --> 01:37:39,437 What do you... what do you call those things? 2339 01:37:39,437 --> 01:37:41,229 [man] He'd turn my ass into a sewage hole. 2340 01:37:41,229 --> 01:37:42,687 Sew... Into a sewer hole. Okay. 2341 01:37:42,687 --> 01:37:45,979 You would turn my butthole into the Lincoln Tunnel, so... 2342 01:37:45,979 --> 01:37:47,854 Lord have mercy on my butthole. 2343 01:37:47,854 --> 01:37:50,812 We fucked right over on your signet there. 2344 01:37:50,812 --> 01:37:54,146 That is not an oil stain in your driveway. 2345 01:37:54,146 --> 01:37:56,146 I, um... You're a real... [laughing] 2346 01:37:56,146 --> 01:37:57,271 Just, it's actually just pee. 2347 01:37:57,271 --> 01:37:59,812 - He is a championship male squirter. - Yep. 2348 01:37:59,812 --> 01:38:02,479 And it goes... it's like splish-splash. It's, uh... 2349 01:38:02,479 --> 01:38:04,437 [whispering] Secret, it's just pee. 2350 01:38:04,437 --> 01:38:05,937 [Colson] I don't even know how that works. 2351 01:38:05,937 --> 01:38:07,896 - Yeah, guys, the, uh... - [laughing] 2352 01:38:07,896 --> 01:38:09,271 It's from the back. 2353 01:38:09,271 --> 01:38:10,604 [laughing] 2354 01:38:10,604 --> 01:38:12,271 [Colson] Damn. 2355 01:38:12,271 --> 01:38:14,771 [laughing] This is so stupid. 2356 01:38:14,771 --> 01:38:17,479 [♪ Drama Dolls: "Sometimes You Gotta Be a Bitch"] 2357 01:38:17,479 --> 01:38:19,479 [laughing] 2358 01:38:19,479 --> 01:38:21,521 Did it hurt when you stuck the can up? 2359 01:38:23,521 --> 01:38:25,062 You don't have to have shame here. I've done some crazy stuff. 2360 01:38:25,062 --> 01:38:26,479 No, I have a very tight butthole. 2361 01:38:26,479 --> 01:38:27,562 Okay, TMI. 2362 01:38:27,562 --> 01:38:30,812 - ♪ I feel sick and tired of all your shit ♪ - [laughter] 2363 01:38:30,812 --> 01:38:33,437 ♪ I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it ♪ 2364 01:38:33,437 --> 01:38:35,312 ♪ I'm tired, I'm tired... 2365 01:38:35,312 --> 01:38:36,812 Forehead and the tricep. 2366 01:38:36,812 --> 01:38:39,979 I don't know how much a bigger steak we can cut for you, boss. 2367 01:38:39,979 --> 01:38:41,646 [laughter] 2368 01:38:41,646 --> 01:38:43,521 ♪ I really think so... 2369 01:38:43,521 --> 01:38:46,271 - Eat my box! - [screams] 2370 01:38:46,271 --> 01:38:47,354 No, fuck that shit. 2371 01:38:47,354 --> 01:38:48,854 What-what flavor is it? 2372 01:38:48,854 --> 01:38:50,146 It's, uh, pussy flavor. 2373 01:38:50,146 --> 01:38:52,771 Oh, I'm good. I-I... I'm allergic. 2374 01:38:52,771 --> 01:38:54,604 It started later in my life. 2375 01:38:54,604 --> 01:38:58,062 Ooh, adult-onset pussy allergy. 2376 01:38:58,062 --> 01:39:00,187 International Women's Day is very hard. 2377 01:39:00,187 --> 01:39:01,729 Hey, break a leg at the audition. 2378 01:39:01,729 --> 01:39:03,354 Bitch, you break a leg. 2379 01:39:03,354 --> 01:39:05,271 - Wh... - Break your entire fucking body. 2380 01:39:05,271 --> 01:39:06,854 No, it's not like... It's... 2381 01:39:06,854 --> 01:39:08,562 - Thank you, I will. - Yeah. 2382 01:39:10,021 --> 01:39:11,646 - I'm sorry. [laughing] - [laughter] 2383 01:39:13,187 --> 01:39:14,729 I want to know if you're flexible. 2384 01:39:14,729 --> 01:39:15,812 Are you flexible? 2385 01:39:15,812 --> 01:39:18,521 - I can blow myself comfortably. - He can. 2386 01:39:18,521 --> 01:39:19,979 And my dick isn't even that big. 2387 01:39:19,979 --> 01:39:21,271 It's not. 2388 01:39:21,271 --> 01:39:23,479 I look like someone's sketchy uncle 2389 01:39:23,479 --> 01:39:26,604 who smokes in his studio apartment and eats canned beans. 2390 01:39:26,604 --> 01:39:27,937 What's up, bro? 2391 01:39:27,937 --> 01:39:29,729 Let's go take a dump standing up 2392 01:39:29,729 --> 01:39:32,729 and make more money than our female counterparts, am I right? 2393 01:39:32,729 --> 01:39:36,479 This is a guy that takes a dump standing up. 2394 01:39:36,479 --> 01:39:38,229 [laughing] 2395 01:39:38,229 --> 01:39:39,854 - [horn honks] - [John Cena laughing] 2396 01:39:39,854 --> 01:39:41,646 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah... 2397 01:39:41,646 --> 01:39:43,604 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 2398 01:39:43,604 --> 01:39:45,479 Oh, my God. That was really funny. 2399 01:39:45,479 --> 01:39:46,812 [laughter] 2400 01:39:46,812 --> 01:39:48,979 I once played Tetris for about 65 hours straight. 2401 01:39:48,979 --> 01:39:50,396 I speak fluent Dothraki. 2402 01:39:50,396 --> 01:39:51,729 I don't know why I thought that'd be useful. 2403 01:39:51,729 --> 01:39:53,104 I sucked my thumb for way too long, 2404 01:39:53,104 --> 01:39:55,229 and since my thumbs are three times normal size, 2405 01:39:55,229 --> 01:39:56,771 my overbite was bananas. 2406 01:39:56,771 --> 01:39:58,229 I believe that Honeycomb is the best cereal. 2407 01:39:58,229 --> 01:39:59,937 All other cereals are trash. 2408 01:39:59,937 --> 01:40:01,229 Oh, I make my own socks. 2409 01:40:01,229 --> 01:40:04,562 [chuckles] My calves are always bursting through the store-bought ones. 2410 01:40:04,562 --> 01:40:07,521 I estimated that I've eaten about 8,000 chickens in my life. 2411 01:40:07,521 --> 01:40:10,521 Oh, and I believe in aliens, but I'm not a weirdo about it. 2412 01:40:10,521 --> 01:40:11,937 I once broke my femur. 2413 01:40:11,937 --> 01:40:13,854 Still finished my shift at Baskin-Robbins. 2414 01:40:13,854 --> 01:40:16,021 31 flavors ain't gonna scoop themselves. 2415 01:40:16,021 --> 01:40:18,479 I nursed a baby squirrel back to life once. 2416 01:40:18,479 --> 01:40:21,396 I fed it Muscle Milk in an eyedropper. 2417 01:40:21,396 --> 01:40:23,021 It was jacked. [chuckles] 2418 01:40:23,021 --> 01:40:24,812 You guys all named Riley? What?! 2419 01:40:24,812 --> 01:40:27,146 [laughter] 2420 01:40:27,146 --> 01:40:28,812 [yells, laughing] 2421 01:40:29,729 --> 01:40:31,146 If you're not going to Comic Con, 2422 01:40:31,146 --> 01:40:32,896 why are you dressed like the British robot from Star Wars? 2423 01:40:32,896 --> 01:40:35,812 No, I'm not C-3PO. 2424 01:40:35,812 --> 01:40:36,896 That's not his name. 2425 01:40:36,896 --> 01:40:39,187 Yeah, yes, it's definitely C-3PO. 2426 01:40:39,187 --> 01:40:41,562 No, it's definitely not 'cause I'd remember that. 2427 01:40:41,562 --> 01:40:43,854 Yeah, it's like Todd Beasley. 2428 01:40:43,854 --> 01:40:46,354 [British accent] 'Ello. I'm Todd Beasley. 2429 01:40:46,354 --> 01:40:49,854 You'll be malfunctioning in a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. 2430 01:40:49,854 --> 01:40:52,021 Okay, so you remember that entire line, 2431 01:40:52,021 --> 01:40:54,104 but you don't remember that his name was C-3PO? 2432 01:40:54,104 --> 01:40:56,729 - That's not his name. - Not his name. 2433 01:40:56,729 --> 01:40:58,312 Yeah, that's it. 2434 01:40:58,312 --> 01:41:00,229 That's what it is. 2435 01:41:00,229 --> 01:41:01,521 Bitches. 2436 01:41:01,521 --> 01:41:03,104 Okay, sorry, wait, one more time. 2437 01:41:03,104 --> 01:41:04,771 - One more time. - [laughter] 2438 01:41:04,771 --> 01:41:06,771 Can we throw our axes now, please? 2439 01:41:06,771 --> 01:41:07,854 Yeah, duh. 2440 01:41:07,854 --> 01:41:09,229 You just go like this. 2441 01:41:11,062 --> 01:41:12,312 [woman] Ooh. 2442 01:41:12,312 --> 01:41:13,854 Shit. 2443 01:41:13,854 --> 01:41:15,062 And don't throw them at each other. 2444 01:41:15,062 --> 01:41:16,604 ♪ Sometimes you gotta be a bitch... 2445 01:41:16,604 --> 01:41:18,937 Goddamn it, I hate the fucking theater. 2446 01:41:18,937 --> 01:41:20,521 [grunting] 2447 01:41:20,521 --> 01:41:21,771 In the back. 2448 01:41:21,771 --> 01:41:23,979 - And one more, too. - What are you doing? 2449 01:41:23,979 --> 01:41:25,104 I am fighting you. 2450 01:41:25,104 --> 01:41:27,437 You ready for this Asian thunder, huh? Buckaroonie? 2451 01:41:27,437 --> 01:41:28,812 You fight like Scrappy-Doo. 2452 01:41:28,812 --> 01:41:30,021 You know when you fight someone, 2453 01:41:30,021 --> 01:41:32,187 you gotta make contact with your hands and feet, right? 2454 01:41:32,187 --> 01:41:33,479 Oh, I hit 'em with my hands and feet. 2455 01:41:33,479 --> 01:41:34,937 I can hit 'em with my hands and feet. 2456 01:41:34,937 --> 01:41:37,687 This... this... 2457 01:41:37,687 --> 01:41:39,771 and I do the-- ooh!-- the subway stop. 2458 01:41:39,771 --> 01:41:42,771 I do the shopping cart-- wow!-- into you. 2459 01:41:42,771 --> 01:41:44,937 And then I do the... 2460 01:41:44,937 --> 01:41:47,771 driving into the throat punch. 2461 01:41:47,771 --> 01:41:49,062 Ear fold. 2462 01:41:49,062 --> 01:41:50,854 Five years of stage fighting school 2463 01:41:50,854 --> 01:41:56,062 where I was number two, in a class of two, but... I prevailed. 2464 01:41:56,062 --> 01:41:58,312 [grunting] 2465 01:41:58,312 --> 01:42:00,937 - [laughter] - Okay. The w... The wig's off. 2466 01:42:00,937 --> 01:42:02,687 I love your perfume, by the way. 2467 01:42:02,687 --> 01:42:03,979 What is that? 2468 01:42:03,979 --> 01:42:06,354 B.O. and other people's blood, probably. 2469 01:42:06,354 --> 01:42:08,812 Lady Speed Stick and three hours of terror sweat. 2470 01:42:08,812 --> 01:42:10,979 It's Bullets. By Machine Gun Kelly. 2471 01:42:10,979 --> 01:42:12,312 It's his line. 2472 01:42:12,312 --> 01:42:14,396 No, wait, I remember now. 2473 01:42:14,396 --> 01:42:17,104 It was Colonel Mustard in the observatory with the rope. 2474 01:42:17,104 --> 01:42:19,271 Oh, man, I think you stepped in dog shit. 2475 01:42:19,271 --> 01:42:22,437 [slowly] I no think good no more. 2476 01:42:22,437 --> 01:42:24,396 See what happens when you kick somebody in the face? 2477 01:42:24,396 --> 01:42:26,521 Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again. 2478 01:42:26,521 --> 01:42:28,979 Your watch is a piece of shit. 2479 01:42:28,979 --> 01:42:32,229 Lunchtime. [screams] 2480 01:42:32,229 --> 01:42:34,646 Mm-mm. It's punch time. 2481 01:42:37,271 --> 01:42:39,104 You broke my favorite mop! 2482 01:42:39,104 --> 01:42:41,021 Mop this, asshole. 2483 01:42:42,021 --> 01:42:43,396 I loved that mop. 2484 01:42:43,396 --> 01:42:47,104 [groaning] Oh, Mae West camel toe. 2485 01:42:47,104 --> 01:42:50,021 W.C. Fields' penis. 2486 01:42:50,021 --> 01:42:51,771 Oh, the horror. 2487 01:42:51,771 --> 01:42:53,104 Oh, you... [laughing] 2488 01:42:53,104 --> 01:42:55,771 [laughter] 2489 01:42:55,771 --> 01:42:57,771 ♪ Well, I think so, think so, think so... 2490 01:42:57,771 --> 01:42:59,729 Oh, my God. 2491 01:43:00,687 --> 01:43:02,687 We're gonna be so rich. 2492 01:43:02,687 --> 01:43:04,854 ♪ Think so! ♪ 2493 01:43:04,854 --> 01:43:06,979 [laughing] 2494 01:43:08,229 --> 01:43:11,271 Hey there, friends, it's your old pal Johnny Grand here 2495 01:43:11,271 --> 01:43:14,812 to let you know that the Grand Lottery is coming to your town 2496 01:43:14,812 --> 01:43:17,312 with our biggest jackpot yet. 2497 01:43:17,312 --> 01:43:18,937 We got exciting new rules... 2498 01:43:18,937 --> 01:43:20,812 [rapid, indistinct talking] 2499 01:43:20,812 --> 01:43:25,687 ...and some fun new tools, so be sure to get your tickets for the next drawing. 2500 01:43:27,271 --> 01:43:29,312 [laughing] 2501 01:43:32,146 --> 01:43:35,604 It's gonna be a whole lotto fun. 2502 01:43:37,271 --> 01:43:39,437 I guarantee it. 2503 01:43:39,437 --> 01:43:44,437 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2504 01:43:39,437 --> 01:43:49,437 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 172981