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[Soos] Previously on Gravity Falls,
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the Mystery Shack crew
banded together
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to try and stop Bill,
and there was some mad action.
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Bill needed Ford to take over the world,
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but we rescued him and he showed us
Bill's secret weakness--
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till the Stan Bros. messed it all up,
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which kind of brings us up to date.
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I'm Soos, and I'm on the edge of my seat.
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Ha ha ha ho!
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This is just too perfect!
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Didn't you brainiacs
know the zodiac doesn't work
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if you don't all hold hands?
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And what's better, you've brought
every threat to my power
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together in one easy-to-destroy circle!
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-[gasps]
-Oh, no!
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Aah! My hair!
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Aah! My hair also!
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You guys want to see
what happens to your friends
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when you can't get along?
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Hey! You give them back!
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You've gone too far, Cipher!
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Yeah! We're not scared of you!
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Oh, but you should be.
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[cries and groans]
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[cries]
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-Aaah!
-Oh, no!
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Ya know, this castle
could really use some decoration!
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-[thunder crashing]
-[both gasp]
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Looks like it's too late
for your friends, Stanford!
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-[both yell]
-Kids!
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But you can still save your family!
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Last chance: Tell me how to take
Weirdmageddon global
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and I'll spare the kids!
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-No! Don't do it!
-Yeah!
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Bill makes bad deals!
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Don't you toy with me, shooting star!
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I see everything!
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Ow! Not again!
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Why?! Every time!
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Nice shot, pumpkin!
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I just regenerated that eye!
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I know that hurts
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because I've accidentally
done it to myself--
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multiple times!
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Aaah! Aaah!
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Save yourselves!
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Run! We'll take care of Bill!
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What?! That's a suicide mission!
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Trust us.
We've beat him before...
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And we'll beat him again!
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Hey, Bill! Come and get us,
you pointy jerk!
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[Bill howls]
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What? No! It's too dangerous!
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[both groaning]
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Not so fast! You two wait here!
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I've got some children
I need to make into corpses!
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[monster voice]
See ya real soon!
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-[cackling]
-Wait! No, no!
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What do we do?
what do we do?
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Kids!
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-[kids panting]
-[Bill roaring]
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When I get my hands on you kids,
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I'm gonna disassemble your molecules!
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[both gasp]
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You've tricked me for the last time!
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[both screaming]
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[Stan] Ohh! I can't believe this!
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The kids are gonna die,
and it's all my fault--
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because I couldn't shake
your stupid hand!
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Ahh, Dad was right about me.
I am a screw-up.
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Ah, don't blame yourself.
I'm the one
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who made a deal with Bill
in the first place.
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I fell for all his easy flattery.
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You would have seen him
for the scam artist he is.
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How did things
get so messed up between us?
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We used to be
like Dipper and Mabel.
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The world's about to end,
and they still work together.
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-How do they do it?
-Easy. They're kids.
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They don't know any better.
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Whoa, where you goin'?
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I'm gonna play
the only card we have left.
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Let Bill into my mind.
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He'll be able
to take over the galaxy,
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and maybe even worse,
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but at least he might
let the kids free.
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What?! Are you kiddin' me?!
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Are you honestly telling me
there's nothing else we can do?!
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Bill's only weak in the mind space.
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If I didn't have
this darn plate in my head,
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we could just erase him
with the memory gun
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when he steps inside my mind.
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What if he goes into my mind?
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-My brain isn't good for anything.
-[chuckles]
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There's nothing in your mind
he wants. It has to be me.
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We need to take his deal.
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It's the only way he'll agree
to save you and the kids.
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Do you really think he's gonna
make good on that deal?
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What other choice do we have?
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-Aaah!
-Aaah!
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[Dipper] You know, I'm starting
to think there's no way out of here.
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Like Grunkle Stan always says,
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when one door closes,
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choose a nearby wall and bash it in
with brute force!
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[grunting]
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Aaaaah!
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Ha! Now let's round up
the townsfolk,
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and together we can defeat--
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Oh, no!
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[all laughing]
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You'll never take us alive, monsters!
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That's fine with us!
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Gulp!
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[all cry out]
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-Oh, no!
-[Bill] Peek-a-boo!
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[both scream]
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All right, Ford, time's up!
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I've got the kids!
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I think I'm gonna kill one of 'em now,
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just for the heck of it!
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Eeny, meeny...
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miny...
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-You...!
-[Ford] Wait!
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-I surrender!
-Good choice.
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[Stan] Don't do it, Ford!
It'll destroy the universe!
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[Ford] It's the only way!
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[Bill cackling]
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Oh, even when you're about to die,
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you Pines twins just can't get along!
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My only condition
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is that you let my brother
and the kids go.
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Fine.
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No, Grunkle Ford!
Don't trust him!
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It's a... deal!
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[cackling]
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Oh, I'm here. I'm finally here!
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Look at this place--
a perfect, calm, orderly void.
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Gotta hand it to you, Ford,
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you really know how to clear your--
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[clicks tongue]
What?!
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Ha ha! Do a pretty good impression
of my brother, don't I?
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Switch clothes,
and no one can tell us apart.
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Welcome to my mind.
Surprised you didn't recognize it.
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What?! The deal's off!
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What the--
No, no, no, no!
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[Stan] Oh, yeah.
You're goin' down, Bill.
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You're gettin' erased.
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Memory gun.
Pretty clever, huh?
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Y-You idiot! Don't you realize
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you're destroying your own mind too?
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Eh. It's not like I was using this space
for much anyway.
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Let me out of here! Let me--
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Oh--Why isn't this working?!
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Hey, look at me.
Turn around and look at me,
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you one-eyed demon!
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You're a real wise guy,
but you made one fatal mistake:
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You messed with my family.
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You're making a mistake!
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I'll give you anything--
money, fame, riches,
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infinite power, your own galaxy!
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Please! No!
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What's happening to me?!
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[Bill's voice fragments and distorts]
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Staaanleeey!
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Aaaaah!
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[panting]
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Heh. Guess I was good
for something after all.
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[clank]
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[all grunt]
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[wind howling]
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[henchmaniacs cackling]
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[roars, screams]
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[all screaming]
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[both] Oh...ohh!
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[cries and whimpers]
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[whooshing]
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Huh?
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-Whoa.
-Huh.
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[birds squawking]
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[chirping]
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[wind whistling]
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Oh, my gosh!
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Grunkle Stan, you did it!
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Oh, uh, hey there...
kiddo.
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What's your name?
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Grunkle Stan?
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Heh. Who ya talkin' to?
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C-Come on.
It's me.
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It's me, Grunkle Stan!
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Grunkle Stan, it's me!
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We had to erase his mind
to defeat Bill.
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It's all gone.
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Stan has no idea, but he did it.
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He saved the world.
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He saved me.
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You're our hero, Stanley.
[sniffles]
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[crying]
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[Dipper grunting]
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Hey, this is a real nice place
ya got here.
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It's your place, Grunkle Stan.
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Don't you remember,
even a little?
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Nope, but this chair
hugs my butt like it remembers.
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Ah.
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Hey, why the long faces?
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You guys look like
it's someone's funeral.
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Who's that big guy
crying in the corner?
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[sobbing]
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We saved the world,
but what's the point?
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Grunkle Stan's
not himself anymore.
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There's gotta be something
we can do to jog his memory!
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There isn't. I'm sorry.
Stan's gone.
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I know my Grunkle
is in there somewhere!
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There's gotta be something around here
that can help bring him back!
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This'll work! This has to work!
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Here's the first day we came
to Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan.
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And here's a macaroni
interpretation of my emotions.
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That time we went fishing.
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That Summerween we spent together.
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Don't you remember anything?
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I'm sorry. I don't know what this is
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or who you are or--gah!
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Quit it, Waddles!
I'm trying to remember my life story!
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-[both gasp]
-What did you say?
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I said get Waddles off of me!
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[soft gasp]
It's working! Keep reading!
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Skip to my page!
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He needs to remember
our boss-employee relationship.
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Hey! Just cause I have amnesia,
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don't go tryin' to give
yourself a raise, Soos.
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It's happening!
Keep going!
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OK. OK!
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"Day Two. Grunkle Stan smells weird,
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but we're starting to bond.
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He told us a lot about being
a businessman in the '80s,
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and seemed happy
when we pretended to listen.
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He also gave me a grappling hook
which everyone is impressed by.
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And in more important news,
I've met some neighborhood hotties!"
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[all laugh]
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[Shandra] Good Morning, Gravity Falls!
It's another beautiful day.
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But every day
is beautiful now that the...
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unpleasantness is over.
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[glass squeaks]
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-[bats screeching]
-Git outta here, you ornery critters!
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[roaring]
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Ah, good as new.
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Oh! Looks like you've got a friend!
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Robbie, would you be a dear
and get us the sawed-off shotgun?
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Ugh. Fine, whatever.
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Brains and so forth!
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Nope! None of that, thank you.
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[laughing]
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None of us really understand
what just happened,
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and none of us want to.
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That's why I'm passing
the Never Mind All That Act.
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If anyone goes asking around
about the "events" of the last few days,
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what do we say?
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[crowd]
Never Mind All That!
257
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,786
And if you break the rules,
we're gonna zap ya!
258
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,872
Zap! Zap!
We're mad with power!
259
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,166
[both] And love.
260
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,211
[Shandra] In other news,
the Northwest family has gone broke.
261
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,712
After pledging his allegiance to Bill
262
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,382
and then placing all his savings
in weirdness bonds,
263
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,592
Preston Northwest
had to sell his mansion
264
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,803
to preserve his family fortune.
265
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,057
You're only going to
have one pony now!
266
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,147
But fortunes have also turned for
local maniac Fiddleford McGucket,
267
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,024
who, after regaining his sanity,
268
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,901
has made millions overnight
submitting his patents
269
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,403
to the U.S. government.
270
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,738
I'm gonna buy me a bigger shed!
271
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,615
Hey, that one's for sale!
272
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,493
In other good news,
town hero Stanley Pines
273
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,246
has fully recovered his memory,
and will be throwing a party
274
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,040
to celebrate his niece
and nephew's thirteenth birthday
275
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,542
and final day in town.
276
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,252
But other than that, I can safely say
277
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,046
our beloved Gravity Falls
is back to normal.
278
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,590
And now, Bodacious T, with sports.
279
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,302
It's called Death Ball!
280
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,804
[all] ♪...to you ♪
281
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:25,888
[squeals]
282
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,975
[all cheering]
283
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,979
I can't believe you all got together
just to throw a party for us!
284
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,523
After all the Pines family
has done for the town,
285
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,233
it's the least we could do!
286
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,152
You've helped everyone here.
287
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,196
Thanks to y'all savin' us, I learned
to open my heart to kindness.
288
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,948
No more evil-doin'.
289
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,035
From now on, I'm gonna
try to be Li'l Gideon,
290
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,870
regular ol' kid.
291
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,831
Oh--Ha ha! Whoo!
292
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,709
I am bustin' a move
on this skatin' board.
293
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,253
More like busting your pants, loser!
294
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,130
[obnoxious chuckle]
295
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,178
-[blows landing]
-[boy screams]
296
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,721
Hee hee hee!
297
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,389
Dude, make a wish, dawg!
298
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,224
Ya know, on my first day here,
299
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,810
if you had asked me
what I wanted, I would have said
300
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,355
adventure, mystery, true friends.
301
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,939
But looking here at all of you,
302
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,192
I realize that every wish came true.
303
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,943
I have everything I wanted.
304
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,946
If I had only one wish,
it would be to shrink all of you
305
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,032
with a shrink ray and bring you
home with us in my pocket.
306
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,993
But since that's impossible--
is that impossible?
307
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,871
Since that's probably impossible,
308
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,791
my only wish is for everyone
to sign my scrapbook.
309
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,834
I'll never forget you guys.
310
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,378
Wait.
311
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,716
Now I'll never forget you guys!
312
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,638
[blowing]
313
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,266
I now officially declare you:
technically teenagers.
314
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,477
Welcome to
Angst and Acne Forever.
315
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,479
[all chant]
One of us! One of us!
316
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,023
-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoopee!
317
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,108
So how do you feel?
318
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,735
Samey, but different-y.
319
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,778
[Pacifica] Hey, you two.
320
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,822
When are you gonna
open your presents already?
321
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,532
I broke a nail wrapping them.
322
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,617
-Ha ha!
-Pacifica.
323
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,038
Stanley, I need to talk to you.
324
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,499
I didn't want to say anything
with everyone listening,
325
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,418
but we've got a problem.
326
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,253
Weirdmageddon
has been contained,
327
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,756
but I'm detecting some strange new
anomalies near the Arctic Ocean.
328
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,844
I want to go investigate it, but I think
I might be too old to go it alone.
329
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,513
Are you sayin'
you need someone to help you
330
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,974
sail around the world
on the adventure of a lifetime?
331
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,436
I don't just want someone
to come with me, Stanley.
332
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,937
I want it to be you.
333
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,772
Will you give me a second chance?
334
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,775
You think we'll find treasure?
And babes?
335
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,319
Ha! I'd say
there's a high probability!
336
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,572
But what should we do
with the Mystery Shack?
337
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,616
I think the town's had
enough mystery for one lifetime.
338
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,577
Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
339
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,162
[Stan, Ford whispering]
340
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,496
[sharp gasp]
341
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,415
-[bell ringing]
-[Stan] Everyone,
342
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,833
I have an announcement to make.
343
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,628
Me and my--heh!-- nerdy bro over here
have some catchin' up to do.
344
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,338
We're gonna be away for a while.
345
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,467
That's why I'm shutting down
the Mystery Shack for good!
346
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,261
[all gasp]
347
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,347
You shut down your mouth for good!
348
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,766
I'm sorry, Mr. Pineses,
349
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,269
it's just that this shack
is the most magical place on earth.
350
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,772
Sure, the attractions are all fake,
but dreams aren't fake.
351
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,274
Like this mermaid:
352
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,110
It's not just a dead fish butt
sewn to a monkey carcass,
353
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,570
it's a marvelous creature
354
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,739
that makes us believe
that anything is possible.
355
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,950
You shut down this shack,
and you shut down our dreams!
356
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,454
At least... my dreams.
357
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,122
[all] Aw.
358
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,750
[sighs] I'm sorry, Soos,
359
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,252
it's just there's no one
around to run it.
360
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,880
At least there wouldn't be
361
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,591
if I hadn't just found
the perfect replacement.
362
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,513
Ladies and gentlemen,
363
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,681
the Mystery Shack
is under new management!
364
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,766
[all cheer]
365
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,976
You...you mean it, Mister Mystery?
366
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,770
You're Mister Mystery now, Soos.
367
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,480
Try not to burn the place down.
368
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,691
I'll move in immediately.
369
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,776
[truck beeping]
370
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,278
[all cheering]
371
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:16,160
[birds chirping]
372
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,464
Do you really have to go?
373
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,758
There is still so much
we haven't done together.
374
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,760
Summer's over, Candy.
375
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,470
It's time for us to grow up.
376
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,055
But not too much.
377
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,475
Aaah! I hate my dumb heart
for making me feel things!
378
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,352
Cut. It. Out. Heart!
379
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,813
Hey, can you punch my heart too?
380
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,148
No, mine!
Punch my feelings away!
381
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,236
Candy and Grenda,
382
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,280
thank you for being my people.
383
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,991
You'll always be my best friends.
384
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,286
Grunkle Stan, thanks for
wearing my Goodbye sweater.
385
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,413
Ah, it's cold out. I had to.
386
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,165
What? But it's, like,
80-something degrees out today.
387
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,458
[both] Can it, Soos!
388
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,044
[all laugh]
389
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,090
Hey. You mean a lot to me, man.
390
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,509
You too.
391
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,682
Something to remember me by.
392
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,975
Oh, and this.
393
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,437
Read it the next time
you miss Gravity Falls.
394
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,193
Last bus leaving Gravity Falls.
395
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,361
All aboard.
396
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,740
Guess we said goodbye
to everyone except...
397
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:37,908
Waddles.
398
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:42,038
I...don't know
how to explain this, but...
399
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,708
Mom and Dad won't let me
bring a pig home to California, so...
400
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,502
you have to stay here!
401
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,504
[squeals]
402
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,675
Come on, come on!
403
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,177
I have to go.
404
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,554
I'm...I'm sorry, Waddles!
405
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,891
Aw, you know what? Forget it!
406
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,559
I lived with this pig all summer,
407
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,645
now your parents
are gonna have to!
408
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,315
Hey, bus guy!
This pig is coming with the kids!
409
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,816
Now, hold on a second.
410
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,819
Bringing animals aboard a moving vehicle
is strictly prohibited by--
411
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,950
Wah--
W-Welcome aboard.
412
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,036
You can sit in the front row, pig.
413
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,375
Kids, you knuckleheads
were nothin' but a nuisance,
414
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,168
and I'm glad to be rid of ya.
415
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,132
We'll miss you too, Grunkle Stan.
416
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,474
Ready to head into the unknown?
417
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,350
Nope.
418
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,519
Let's do it.
419
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,031
Bye-bye, kids! Travel safe!
420
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,325
-Don't forget to write!
-[shouted farewells]
421
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,661
-Bye! Bye, everybody!
-Bye! I'll miss you guys too!
422
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,163
[Soos] Bye, dudes! Bye!
423
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,759
[Dipper] If you've ever taken a road trip
through the Pacific Northwest,
424
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:23,264
you've probably seen a bumper sticker
for a place called Gravity Falls.
425
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,893
Well, I've moved in.
426
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,687
It's not on any maps,
427
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,897
and most people have never heard of it.
428
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,483
Some people think it's a myth.
429
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,738
But if you're curious, don't wait.
430
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,031
[all scream]
431
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,783
Take a trip.
432
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,744
[roaring]
433
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:49,999
Find it.
434
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,543
[both laughing]
435
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:56,380
It's out there somewhere
in the woods... waiting.
436
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,194
[beat-driven music playing]
437
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,529
♪ Whoa ♪
438
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,908
♪ Whoa ♪
439
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,328
♪ Whoa ♪
440
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,706
♪ Ohh, whoa ♪
441
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,792
[beat-driven music continues]
442
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,721
[song ends]
443
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,099
[eerie melody plays briefly]
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