Original subtitles

(all shouting)

Wait.

BOTH: Grunkle Stan!

Kids!

I can't believe it!

I thought I lost you two.

- Ahh!

- Mr. Pines, it's really you!

I've been hugging strangers

to practice for this moment.

We missed you,

you old codger.

(chuckles)

I've missed you knuckleheads too.

It's good to have you back.

So...what's everyone

doing here?

- (gasps)

- Yeah, there's, like, monsters and gnomes.

And is Pacifica

wearing a potato sack?

Hey! Even in a sack

I still look better than you.

It's...

It's a long story.

Hey, is anyone

gonna feed me?

Larry King's disembodied

wax head wants num-nums.

We're trying to ration

our food, remember?

- Mmm...mmm...

- Uhh, it's happening again!

MAN: Hey, everyone!

Eye bat!

(all gasp)

Evasive maneuvers!

- Shh! Keep it down!

- GNOME: Get the lights!

(raccoon chittering)

♪♪

Welcome to what's left

of normal around here--

home base.

(whimpering)

Ow!

We have...

♪ Several injuries ♪

- Ooh! Ow!

- My liver, girl!

(gasps)

Rumble McSkirmish?

(electronic voice)

Do not be afraid.

Weirdmaggedon

has taught me

there are some battles

I cannot win.

I am now Humble McSkirmish.

Grunkle Stan,

how'd this all happen?

So I was hammering

signs out back

when the sky started

vomiting nightmares.

I listen to

a lot of AM radio,

so I knew what this meant--

the end of the world.

(cackling)

What I didn't expect

was what happened next.

(roars)

Turns out whatever you and

my brother did to the Shack

with your unicorn voodoo

made the crazy place

invincible to weirdness.

Of course--

the unicorn spell!

That's why this is the only place

Bill's magic can't touch.

That's when Possum Breath

over here shows up

leading a bunch of injured

stragglers through the forest.

They needed a place to stay,

and since

the Mayor got captured,

I elected myself

de facto chief.

The plan's to stay in here and eat

brown meat until we run out.

Then I vote

we eat the gnomes.

Hey, I'm short,

not deaf!

Shh! Shh! Stress will

make you chewy.

Grunkle Stan, we can't all

just hide inside the Shack.

There's a town

in need of saving!

Me and Ford tried to do it,

but he got captured by Bill.

Serves that jerk right!

My brother's had

some stupid plans,

but going up against an all-powerful

space demon was his worst one yet.

Trust me, we have everything

we need right here.

It's not the Ritz, but at least the

monsters inside know how to massage.

You know Shiatsu?

Yes, I've taken some classes.

So, you're really

just gonna let Bill win?

Look, kiddo.

We got a good deal here.

Besides, I'm sure wherever

the rest of the townsfolk are,

they're fine.

(broadcast news alert)

This is Shandra Jimenez

reporting live from

the inside of Bill's castle.

Here for the first time

are images of what's happened

to the captured townsfolk.

Viewers are advised

to look away

if they don't want to see

their friends

turned into a twisted throne

of human agony.

- Mom and Dad?

- My family!

Deputy Durland!

Is there no one who will

save the people of this town?

I'm Shandra Jimenez, and I'm being

turned into stone by a flying eyeball.

(all gasp)

Oh, no.

My parents are bad,

but even they don't

deserve to be turned to stone.

Curse you, Bill!

Why must you take

everything we love?

(wails)

Guys, don't you see?

Our friends need us,

but we only save them

if we fight back!

Mabel is right.

Bill wants us to run and hide.

He wants us to think

he's invincible.

But Ford told me

before he was captured

that he knows

Bill's secret weakness.

(all murmuring)

Weakness?

Now, if we band together,

if we combine

all of our strength,

our smarts,

our...whatever Toby has...

Aureus rashes!

...then we just might be

able to rescue Ford,

learn Bill's weakness,

and save Gravity Falls!

(all cheering)

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Have you all forgotten

who's in charge here?

Besides,

we're only safe inside!

It's not like we can take

the Mystery Shack to Bill.

McGUCKET: Wha--Whoa!

Holy hootenanny!

Flapjack and fiddle banjos!

Sorry. Sorry.

Got a little excited.

What I meant to say is,

I think I figured out a way

to fight Bill and rescue Ford.

But we're all gonna

have to work together!

Now...

if you just...

(low chatter)

SOOS: Don't worry, Ford.

We're coming for you!

Let me go!

You insane three-sided--

Wha—What is this place?

(chain clanking)

BILL:

♪ We'll meet again ♪

♪ Don't know where,

don't know when ♪

♪ Oh, I know we'll meet again

some sunny day ♪

Wh—Where am I?

You're in

the penthouse suite, kid!

The tip of the pyramid!

Have a drink.

Make yourself comfortable.

You know that couch is made

from living human skin?

(groans)

Aah!

Quit the games, Cipher!

If I'm still alive, you must want

something from me.

Ah, sharp as ever,

Fordsy.

As you may have noticed...

I've recently had a

multi-dimensional makeover!

I control space and matter,

and now that that dumb

baby's out of the way,

time itself!

- But I wasn't always this way.

- Oof!

You think those

chains are tight?

Imagine living in

the second dimension--

flat minds in a flat world

with flat dreams.

I liberated my dimension, Stanford,

and I'm here to liberate yours.

There's just one hitch.

As it turns out,

my weirdness can't escape

the magical confines of this town!

There's something

keeping me in.

Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law

of Weirdness Magnetism.

I studied this years ago!

- And did you find a way to undo it?

- Of course!

There's a simple equation that

could collapse the barrier.

But I'd never tell you!

Listen, Ford, if you just

tell me that equation,

finally your dimension

will be free!

Anything will be possible!

(all screaming)

I'll remake a fun world-

a better world!

A party that never ends

with a host that never dies!

No more restrictions!

No more laws!

You'd be one of us.

All-powerful!

Greater than anything

you've imagined!

And all I need is your help.

You're insane

if you think I'll help you.

Ha ha ha! I'm insane

either way, brainiac!

But have it your way.

I'll just fish around

and get that equation

directly out of your mind!

Not so fast!

You know the rules, Bill.

You may be able

to haunt my dreams,

but you can't enter my mind

unless I shake your hand

and let you in.

(sighs)

You're making this

so much harder

than it needs to be.

Everyone has a weakness,

tough guy!

I'll make you talk!

It's only a matter of time.

Aaaah!

All right. I've made some

thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day,

but this is the first one

that won't be used for evil!

Whoa! These blueprints

are incredible, McGucket.

MABEL: This is your most

amazing invention yet.

Question: Does it have

any gun-swords?

I watch a lot

of anime and, uh,

trust me, you're gonna

want some gun-swords.

What's an "anime"?

- We have much to discuss.

- STAN: Discuss, nothing!

These scribbles are a bunch

of cockamamie balderdash!

Excuse my French.

(voice speaking French)

And where would you even find a

bunch of idiots crazy enough to build it?

Grunkle Stan,

you're lookin' at those idiots.

(all cheering)

Idiots!

(action movie-style

music plays)

Whoa--What--

What are you--

Hey--Hey, now.

Hey! Don't touch that.

Hey--

Aah!

Uhh! Uhh!

Aaah!

("action" music continues)

Thanks for these

apocalypse sweaters, Mabel.

The end of the world

has never been so comfortable.

ALL: Mm-hmm!

(wind whistling)

Uhh! Fine,

I'll wear it.

But I'm not gonna

like it.

Admit it. This is the best day

of the end of the world.

I think we actually have

a chance to beat Bill

and win back our future.

Yeah. Getting

to actually live

to see our

13th birthday party

is the only birthday present

I want right now.

Hey, if we're

lucky enough to get there,

I guarantee this whole town

is gonna throw you

the best birthday party

you've ever seen.

Thanks, Soos.

Hey, has anyone

seen Grunkle Stan?

This whole plan is bonkers.

But of course, no one asked

the Chief what he thinks.

After all I've done

for everyone!

Schmebulock.

Yeah, exactly--it's a total load

of schmebulock.

Is something wrong,

Grunkle Stan?

You're acting

grunklier than usual.

It's this darn plan

to save my brother.

If you didn't notice, I already

saved him once from that portal,

and he never thanked me!

He causes

the end of the world,

and somehow it's still always

"Stan's the screw-up,

Ford's the hero."

Well, maybe people

think he's a hero

because he didn't want

to hide in the Mystery Shack!

Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery

Shack he wouldn't have been captured!

Guys! Guys! Trust me,

tomorrow's gonna be great!

I believe in us.

COW MONSTER: Help! Leader Mabel!

I keep accidentally flexing

through my sweater!

Aah! It happened again!

Those weird cow-monsters

are delightful!

Coming!

(bleats)

McGUCKET:

All right, fellas!

Let's hope this turns out

better than my other inventions!

Everybody ready?

Dipper, now!

(machinery rattling)

ALL:

Huh?! Whoa!

(steam whistle blowing)

Forgive me, boy. Your

hyper-flammable merchandise

is the only

thing keeping me goin'.

What in blazes?!

FORD:

No! No! Nooo!

(all cackling)

(groaning)

Ready to talk now?

(gasping)

I won't.

I won't let you

into my mind!

What do you think, pals?

Another 500 volts?

(crackling)

He y, do you hear that?

(crashing)

(roaring)

What?! I just fixed that door!

(roaring)

It's the Shacktron, dude!

LARRY KING: They made the house

into a robot.

Fascinating!

So the mortals are

trying to fight back, huh?

Adorable!

Henchmaniacs,

you know what to do!

Take them out!

This was a bad idea.

P.A.: Uh, hey, dudes.

Is this thing on?

- SOOS: Tes--

- (feedback screeches)

Heh. Uh, I just wanted

you monster dudes

to hand over Ford, or we'll

have to, like, fight and junk?

Heh heh. Hey,

you're a little cutie.

I have butchered millions

on countless moons!

Whoa. I liked you better

before you talked.

Real-- real bring-down,

this guy.

Attack!

All right, dudes!

Everyone!

Like we planned!

Three, two, one. Go!

(all shouting)

(henchmaniacs shouting)

Ha ha ha!

Good pig.

Get 'em, Gobblewonker!

(McGucket laughs)

Hyah! Hyah!

WENDY:

Oh, no, you don't!

- (Wendy grunts)

- (eye bat squeals)

(screams)

(roaring)

Everyone! Incoming!

Does this thing

have an escape hatch?

(all screaming)

Everybody! Maximum power!

And... now!

(roaring)

(screaming)

BILL: Guys, seriously?

You had, like,

one job to do here.

Bravo,

Dipper and Mabel!

Well, would ya

look at that?

Those kids really

care about you.

And you care about them.

(monster voice)

Don't you?

What are you...

Oh. Oh, no.

BILL: Perhaps torturing

those kids will make you talk!

No. No! Not the kids!

You ca--

Lets get this over with.

What the-- No!

No! No! No! No!

(Stan screaming)

Attack!

(roaring)

Aah! My eye!

Do you have any idea

how long it takes

to regenerate that?

We've got him distracted!

Now's our chance!

Rescue team,

move out!

OK, everyone!

We get in,

rescue Ford,

get out,

save the world.

Piece of cake.

Just so we're clear,

if I die,

I'm suing all of you.

Hey, on second thought,

maybe we could

come up with a plan

that doesn't involve us plummeting

to our certain death.

Now!

Ahh!

(screaming)

Oh, man, oh, man...

Whoo-hoo!

(cackling)

(grunts)

(Stan shouts)

(grunts)

- (Wendy grunts)

- (Stan shouting)

(all gasp)

DIPPER:

Oh, man. It looks even worse up close.

MABEL:

I found Great-uncle Ford!

He's golden!

But not in the good way!

STAN: Great. Grab him

and let's get out of here.

But how are we going

to unfreeze them?

GIDEON:

I know!

(Gideon panting)

Gideon!

What happened to you?

Bill captured me.

He's been forcing me

to do cute dances in this cage

for all eternity.

(sobbing)

I'm so tired of being cute!

How do we undo this?

GIDEON: Mayor Tyler.

He's the load-bearing human.

Pull him out,

and the whole thing goes down.

(grunting)

Aaah!

Ah. My mouth tastes

like nightmares!

Aah! I think I'm dark and

tortured for reals now.

This experience will

forever scar Tad Strange.

No more sailor suits!

(panting)

- MANLY DAN: Wendy!

- WENDY: Guys!

Mom! Dad!

Durland!

My Blubs!

Don't you ever scare me

like that again!

(all cheering)

Kids! Ah, you did it!

I knew I could

count on you two. Ha ha!

Fiddldeford! I--

I haven't seen you

since we parted ways.

You must hate me.

I've tried forgettin'.

Maybe I should

try forgiving.

Come here, old friend.

Hey, good to see you too, bro.

Now let's get out of here, huh?

Listen, Uncle Ford,

we don't have a lot of time.

Remember how you told me

right before you were frozen

that you knew Bill's weakness?

Yeah, a secret way

to defeat him?

I--I do!

Now, does anyone have a pen?

Pencil? Anything?

Ah.

Perfect!

Uh, we've got Bill outside,

but I don't know how long

we can keep him occupied.

Yes, yes. Good, good.

Drawing a circle

on the floor.

Well,

he's lost his mind.

My mind is fine.

And there is a way to beat him--

with this!

The world's most confusing

game of hopscotch?

No, a prophecy.

Although it would be

a pretty fun game of hopscotch.

FORD: Many years ago,

I found ten symbols in a cave.

Some I recognized then.

Some I only recognize now.

The native people

of Gravity Falls

prophesized that

these symbols

could create a force

strong enough

to vanquish Bill.

With Bill defeated,

his weirdness would be reversed

and the town could be saved.

This whole time I thought

it was just superstition.

But seeing you all here now

I finally understand

that it's destiny!

Dipper, the pine tree.

Mabel, the shooting star.

The question mark.

This one's unsolvable.

That one's easy.

You've been rockin' that dumb

hoodie since the seventh grade.

Whoa. Destiny hoodie!

The tent of telepathy sign!

That must be Gideon.

Whoo! An excuse to stand

next to Mabel!

Don't turn this

into a big deal.

Oh, I won't.

(whispers)

I will.

(Bill grunting)

BILL: What the--

Hey, Achilles!

Nice work with the heel!

(all gasp)

Fore!

Hold hands, everyone!

This is a mystical

human energy circuit.

Ice? Who's Ice?

They symbol's needn't

all be literal, Dipper.

It just has to be someone cool

in the face of danger.

ALL CHANTING:

Wendy! Wendy!

(giggles)

Shut up, you guys.

Much like the spectacles

need to be someone scholarly.

Heh heh!

This is freaky.

FORD:

Now hold hands, everyone.

Ew! I'm not touching that.

Do it, sweetie.

do the one thing

no one in our family

has ever done--

touch the hillbilly.

(all gasp)

Great-uncle Ford,

I think it's working!

(McGucket cackling)

Yes, this is it!

The rest of you get out!

It's too dangerous!

We just need

one more person...

Stanley! Stanley,

get over here!

You're the only one left.

You realize this is

a bunch of hogwash, right?

You really think

some caveman graffiti

is gonna stop that monster?

Dang it, old man,

now's not the time!

Come on!

What are you doing?

You're gonna ruin this! I've never held

hands this long, and I very uncomfortable!

Whoa. Hey, I'm not

the enemy here, people.

Don't forget who literally

created the end of the world.

I'm sorry, Stanley. I know.

Just help me fix it! Please!

Fine. Just do one thing.

Say "thank you."

What?

I spent thirty years

trying to bring you back

into this dimension,

and you still

haven't thanked me!

You want me

to shake your hand?

Say "thank you"!

Fine. Thank you.

Now, see?

Between me and him, I'm not

always the bad twin.

Between "him and me."

Grammar, Stanley.

I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you,

you stuck-up son-of-a--

Don't jeopardize this,

you idiot!

FORD: Everything's on the line!

Stop it!

(both shouting)

DIPPER: Join hands!

BILL: Oh, no, it's Bill!

Right? Isn't that what

you're all thinking?

Hey, Gideon,

why aren't you dancing?

Chop chop, huh?

BILL: Ha ha ha ho!

This is just too perfect!

Didn't you brainiacs know

the zodiac doesn't work

if you don't all hold hands?

And what's better,

you've brought every

threat to my power together

in one easy-to-destroy circle!

(gasps)

Oh, no!

Aaah! My hair!

Aaah! My hair also!

You guys want to see

what happens to your friends

when you can't get along?

Hey! You give them back!

You've gone too far,

cipher!

Yeah! We're not

scared of you!

Oh, but you should be.

Aaah!

Oh, no!

Ya know, this castle

could really use

some decoration!

(thunder crashing)

(both gasp)

Looks like it's too late

for your friends, Stanford!

(both yell)

Kids!

But you can still

save your family!

Last chance: Tell me how to take

Weirdmageddon global

and I'll spare the kids!

No! Don't do it!

Yeah!

Bill makes bad deals!

Don't you toy with me,

shooting star!

I see everything!

Ow! Not again!

Why?! Every time!

Nice shot, pumpkin!

I just regenerated that eye!

I know that hurts,

because I've accidentally

done it to myself—

multiple times!

Aaah! Aaah!

Save yourselves!

Run! We'll take care of Bill!

What?!

That's a suicide mission!

Trust us.

We've beat him before...

and we'll beat him

again!

Hey, Bill! Come and get us,

you pointy jerk!

(Bill howls)

What? No!

It's too dangerous!

Not so fast!

You two wait here!

I've got some children

I need to make into corpses!

(monster voice)

See ya real soon!

- (cackling)

- Bill, no!

What do we do?

what do we do?

Kids!

- (kids panting)

- (Bill roaring)

When I get my hands

on you kids,

I'm gonna disassemble

your molecules!

You've tricked me

for the last time!

(both screaming)

GRUNKLE STAN:

Ohh! I can't believe this!

The kids are gonna die,

and it's all my fault—

because I couldn't shake

your stupid hand!

Ahh, Dad was right about me.

I am a screw-up.

Ah, don't blame yourself.

I'm the one

who made a deal with Bill

in the first place.

I fell for all

his easy flattery.

You would have seen him

for the scam artist he is.

How did things get so

messed up between us?

We used to be

like Dipper and Mabel.

The world's about to end

and they still work together.

How do they do it?

Easy. They're kids.

They don't know any better.

Whoa, where you goin'?

I'm gonna play

the only card we have left.

Let Bill into my mind.

He'll be able

to take over the galaxy,

and maybe even worse,

but at least he might

let the kids free.

What?! Are you kiddin' me?!

Are you honestly telling me

there's nothing else we can do?!

Bill's only weak

in the mind space.

If I didn't have this darn plate

in my head,

we could just erase him

with the memory gun

when he steps

inside my mind.

What if he goes

into my mind?

- My brain isn't good for anything.

- (chuckles)

There's nothing in your mind

he wants. It has to be me.

We need to take his deal.

It's the only way

he'll agree to save

you and the kids.

Do you really think he's gonna

make good on that deal?

What other choice

do we have?

Aaah!

DIPPER: I'm starting to think

there's no way out of here.

Like Grunkle Stan always says,

when one door closes,

choose a nearby wall

and bash it in

with brute force!

(grunting)

Aaaaah!

Ha! Now let's round up

the townsfolk,

and together

we can defeat--

Oh, no!

(all laughing)

You'll never

take us alive, monsters!

That's fine with us!

(all cry out)

Oh, no!

BILL: Peek-a-boo!

(both scream)

All right, Ford,

time's up!

I've got the kids!

I think I'm gonna

kill one of 'em now,

just for the heck of it!

Eeenie-meenie...

minee...

FORD: Wait!

I surrender!

Good choice.

STAN: Don't do it, Ford!

It'll destroy the universe!

FORD:

It's the only way!

(Bill cackling)

Even when you're about to die,

you Pines twins just

can't get along!

My only condition

is that you let my brother

and the kids go.

Fine.

No, Grunkle Ford!

Don't trust him!

I t's a....deal!

(cackling)

Oh, I'm here.

I'm finally here!

Look at this place--

a perfect, calm, orderly void.

Gotta hand it to you, Ford,

you really know

how to clear your--

(clicks tongue)

What?!

Ha ha! Do a pretty good

impression

of my brother, don't I?

Switch clothes and no one

can tell us apart.

Welcome to my mind.

Surprised you didn't recognize it.

What?! The deal's off!

What the--

No, no, no, no!

STAN: Oh, yeah.

You're goin' down, Bill.

You're gettin' erased.

Memory gun.

Pretty clever, huh?

Y-You idiot!

Don't you realize

you're destroying

your own mind too?

Eh. It's not like I was using

this space for much anyway.

Let me out of here!

Let me--

Oh-- Why isn't this working?!

Hey, look at me.

Turn around and look at me,

you one-eyed demon!

You're a real wiseguy,

but you made one fatal mistake.

You messed with my family.

You're making a mistake!

I'll give you anything--

money, fame, riches,

infinite power,

your own galaxy!

Please! No!

What's happening to me?!

(Bill's voice

fragments and distorts)

Staaanleeey!

Aaaaah!!!

(panting)

Heh. Guess I was good

for something after all.

(clank)

(all grunt)

(wind howling)

(henchmaniacs cackling)

(roars,

screams)

(all screaming)

Hey! Hey!

BOTH: Oh...ohh!

(whooshing)

Whoa.

Huh.

(birds squawking)

(chirping)

(wind whistling)

Oh, my gosh!

Grunkle Stan,

you did it!

Oh, uh, hey there...

kiddo.

What's your name?

Grunkle Stan?

Heh. Who ya talkin' to?

C-Come on.

It's me.

It's me, Grunkle Stan!

Grunkle Stan, it's me!

We had to erase his mind

to defeat Bill.

It's all gone.

Stan has no idea,

but he did it.

He saved the world.

He saved me.

You're our hero, Stanley.

(sniffles)

(crying)

(Dipper grunting)

Hey, this is a real nice place

ya got here.

It's your place,

Grunkle Stan.

Don't you remember?

Even a little?

Nope, but this chair

hugs my butt like it remembers.

Ah.

Hey, why the long faces?

You guys look like

it's someone's funeral.

Who's that big guy

crying in the corner?

(sobbing)

We saved the world,

but what's the point?

Grunkle Stan's

not himself anymore.

There's gotta be something

we can do to jog his memory!

There isn't.

I'm sorry. Stan's gone.

I know my Grunkle is

in there somewhere!

There's gotta be

something around here

that can help

bring him back!

This'll work!

This has to work!

Here's the first day we came

to Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan.

And here's a macaroni

interpretation of my emotions.

That time

we went fishing.

That Summerween

we spent together.

Don't you remember

anything?

I'm sorry. I don't know

what this is

or who you are or--gah!

Quit it, Waddles!

I'm trying to remember

my life story!

What did you say?

I said get Waddles off of me!

It's working!

Keep reading!

Skip to my page!

He needs to remember our

boss-employee relationship.

Hey! Just cause I have amnesia,

don't go tryin' to give

yourself a raise, Soos.

It's happening!

Keep going!

OK. OK!

"Day Two.

Grunkle Stan smells weird

but we're

starting to bond.

He told us a lot about being

a businessman in the '80s

and seemed happy when

we pretended to listen.

He also gave me

a grappling hook

which everyone

is impressed by.

And in more important news,

I've met some

neighborhood hotties!"

(all laugh)

SHANDRA:

Good Morning, Gravity Falls!

I t's another beautiful day,

but every day is beautiful

now that the...

unpleasantness is over.

(bats screeching)

Git outta here, ya ornery critters!

(roaring)

Ah, good as new.

Oh! Looks like

you've got a friend!

Robbie, would you be a dear and

get us the sawed off shotgun?

Ugh. Fine,

whatever.

Brains and so forth!

Nope! None of that,

thank you.

(laughing)

None of us really understand

what just happened,

and none of us want to.

That's why I'm passing

the Never Mind All That Act.

If anyone goes asking around about

the "events" of the last few days,

what do we say?

CROWD:

Never Mind All That!

And if you break the rules,

we're gonna zap ya!

Zap! Zap!

We're mad with power!

BOTH:

And love.

SHANDRA:

In other news,

the Northwest family

has gone broke.

After pledging

his allegiance to Bill

and then placing all

his savings in weirdness bonds,

Preston Northwest

had to sell his mansion

to preserve his family fortune.

You're only going to

have one pony now!

But fortunes have also turned for

local maniac Fiddleford McGucket

who, after regaining his sanity,

has made millions overnight

submitting his patents

to the US government.

I'm gonna buy me a bigger shed!

Hey, that one's for sale!

In other good news,

town hero Stanley Pines

has fully recovered his memory

and will be throwing a party

to celebrate his niece and

nephew's thirteenth birthday

and final day in town.

But other than that,

I can safely say

our beloved Gravity Falls

is back to normal.

And now, Bodacious T,

with sports.

It's called Death Ball!

ALL:

♪...to you ♪

(squeals)

(all cheering)

I can't believe you all

got together

just to throw

a party for us!

After all the Pines family

has done for the town,

it's the least

we could do!

You've helped

everyone here.

Thanks to y'all savin' us,

I learned to open

my heart to kindness.

No more evil-doin'.

From now on, I'm gonna

try to be Li'l Gideon,

regular ol' kid.

Oh--Ha ha! Whoo!

I am bustin' a move

on this skatin' board.

More like busting

your pants, loser!

Heh heh heh heh!

(blows landing)

(boy screams)

Hee hee hee!

Dude, make a wish, dawg!

Ya know, on my

first day here,

if you had asked me what I

wanted, I would have said

adventure, mystery,

true friends.

But looking here at all of you,

I realize that

every wish came true--

I have everything

I wanted.

If I had only one wish,

it would be to shrink all

of you with a shrink ray

and bring you home

with us in my pocket.

But since that's impossible—

I s that impossible?

Since that's

probably impossible,

my only wish is for everyone

to sign my scrapbook.

I'll never

forget you guys.

Wait.

Now I'll never

forget you guys!

I now officially declare you:

technically teenagers.

Welcome to

Angst and Acne Forever.

ALL CHANT:

One of us! One of us!

Whoo-hee!

Whoopee!

So how do you feel?

Samey,

but differenty.

PACIFICA: Hey, you two.

When are you gonna

open your presents already?

I broke a nail wrapping them.

Ha ha!

Pacifica.

Stanley, I need

to talk to you.

I didn't want to say anything

with everyone listening,

but we've got

a problem.

Weirdmageddon

has been contained,

but I'm detecting

some strange new anomalies

near the Arctic Ocean.

I want to go investigate it,

but I think I might be

too old to go it alone.

Are you sayin' you

need someone to help you

sail around the world on the

adventure of a lifetime?

I don't just want someone

to come with me, Stanley.

I want it to be you.

Will you give me

a second chance?

You think we'll find treasure?

And babes?

Ha! I'd say there's

a high probability!

But what should we do

with the Mystery Shack?

I think the town's had enough

mystery for one lifetime.

Are you thinkin'

what I'm thinkin'?

(Stan, Ford whispering)

(bell ringing)

GRUNKLE STAN: Everyone,

I have an announcement

to make.

Me and my--heh!—

nerdy bro over here

have some catchin' up to do,

we're gonna be away for a while.

That's why I'm shutting down

the Mystery Shack for good!

(all gasp)

You shut down

your mouth for good!

I'm sorry, Mr. Pineses,

it's just that this shack is the

most magical place on earth.

Sure, the attractions

are all fake,

but dreams aren't fake.

Like this mermaid:

It's not just a dead fish butt

sewn to a monkey carcass,

it's a marvelous creature

that makes us believe

that anything is possible.

You shut down this shack,

and you shut down our dreams!

At least... my dreams.

ALL: Aw.

(sighs) I'm sorry, Soos,

it's just there's no one

around to run it.

At least there wouldn't be

if I hadn't just found

the perfect replacement.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Mystery

Shack is under new management!

(all cheer)

You...you mean it,

Mister Mystery?

You're Mister Mystery now,

Soos.

Try not to burn

the place down.

I'll move in immediately.

(truck beeping)

(all cheering)

(birds chirping)

Do you really

have to go?

There is still so much

we haven't done together.

Summer's over,

Candy.

It's time for us

to grow up.

But not

too much.

Aaah! I hate my dumb heart

for making me feel things!

Cut. It. Out. Heart!

Hey, can you punch

my heart too?

No, mine!

Punch my feelings away!

Candy and Grenda,

thank you for

being my people.

You'll always be

my best friends.

Grunkle Stan, thanks for wearing

my Goodbye sweater.

Ah, it's cold out.

I had to.

What? But it's, like, eighty-something

degrees out today.

BOTH: Can it, Soos!

(all laugh)

Hey. You mean a lot to me,

man.

You too.

Something to

remember me by.

Oh, and this.

Read it the next time

you miss Gravity Falls.

Last bus leaving Gravity Falls.

All aboard.

Guess we said goodbye

to everyone except...

Waddles.

I...don't know

how to explain this, but...

Mom and Dad won't let me

bring a pig home to California, so...

you have to stay here!

(squeals)

Come on, come on!

I have to go.

I'm...I'm sorry, Waddles!

You know what? Forget it!

I lived with this pig

all summer,

now your parents

are gonna have to!

Hey, bus guy!

This pig is coming

with the kids!

Now, hold on a second.

Bringing animals aboard

a moving vehicle

is strictly prohibited

by—

Wah--Welcome aboard.

You can sit in

the front row, pig.

Kids, you knuckleheads

were nothin' but a nuisance

and I'm glad to be rid of ya.

We'll miss you too,

Grunkle Stan.

Ready to head

into the unknown?

Nope.

Let's do it.

(all shouting farewells)

Bye! Bye, everybody!

I'll miss you guys too!

SOOS: Bye, dudes! Bye!

DIPPER: If you've ever taken a road

trip through the Pacific Northwest,

you've probably

seen a bumper sticker

for a place

called Gravity Falls.

Well, I've moved in.

I t's not on any maps,

and most people

have never heard of it.

Some people think it's a myth.

But if you're curious,

don't wait.

(all scream)

Take a trip.

(roaring)

Find it.

It's out there somewhere

in the woods.. waiting.