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(all shouting)
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Wait.
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BOTH: Grunkle Stan!
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Kids!
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I can't believe it!
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I thought I lost you two.
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- Ahh!
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- Mr. Pines, it's really you!
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I've been hugging strangers
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to practice for this moment.
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We missed you,
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you old codger.
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(chuckles)
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I've missed you knuckleheads too.
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It's good to have you back.
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So...what's everyone
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doing here?
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- (gasps)
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- Yeah, there's, like, monsters and gnomes.
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And is Pacifica
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wearing a potato sack?
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Hey! Even in a sack
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I still look better than you.
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It's...
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It's a long story.
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Hey, is anyone
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gonna feed me?
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Larry King's disembodied
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wax head wants num-nums.
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We're trying to ration
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our food, remember?
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- Mmm...mmm...
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- Uhh, it's happening again!
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MAN: Hey, everyone!
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Eye bat!
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(all gasp)
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Evasive maneuvers!
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- Shh! Keep it down!
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- GNOME: Get the lights!
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(raccoon chittering)
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♪♪
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Welcome to what's left
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of normal around here--
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home base.
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(whimpering)
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Ow!
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We have...
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♪ Several injuries ♪
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- Ooh! Ow!
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- My liver, girl!
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(gasps)
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Rumble McSkirmish?
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(electronic voice)
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Do not be afraid.
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Weirdmaggedon
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has taught me
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there are some battles
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I cannot win.
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I am now Humble McSkirmish.
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Grunkle Stan,
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how'd this all happen?
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So I was hammering
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signs out back
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when the sky started
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vomiting nightmares.
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I listen to
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a lot of AM radio,
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so I knew what this meant--
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the end of the world.
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(cackling)
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What I didn't expect
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was what happened next.
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(roars)
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Turns out whatever you and
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my brother did to the Shack
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with your unicorn voodoo
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made the crazy place
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invincible to weirdness.
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Of course--
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the unicorn spell!
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That's why this is the only place
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Bill's magic can't touch.
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That's when Possum Breath
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over here shows up
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leading a bunch of injured
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stragglers through the forest.
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They needed a place to stay,
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and since
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the Mayor got captured,
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I elected myself
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de facto chief.
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The plan's to stay in here and eat
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brown meat until we run out.
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Then I vote
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we eat the gnomes.
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Hey, I'm short,
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not deaf!
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Shh! Shh! Stress will
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make you chewy.
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Grunkle Stan, we can't all
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just hide inside the Shack.
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There's a town
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in need of saving!
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Me and Ford tried to do it,
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but he got captured by Bill.
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Serves that jerk right!
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My brother's had
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some stupid plans,
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but going up against an all-powerful
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space demon was his worst one yet.
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Trust me, we have everything
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we need right here.
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It's not the Ritz, but at least the
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monsters inside know how to massage.
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You know Shiatsu?
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Yes, I've taken some classes.
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So, you're really
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just gonna let Bill win?
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Look, kiddo.
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We got a good deal here.
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Besides, I'm sure wherever
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the rest of the townsfolk are,
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they're fine.
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(broadcast news alert)
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This is Shandra Jimenez
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reporting live from
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the inside of Bill's castle.
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Here for the first time
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are images of what's happened
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to the captured townsfolk.
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Viewers are advised
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to look away
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if they don't want to see
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their friends
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turned into a twisted throne
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of human agony.
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- Mom and Dad?
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- My family!
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Deputy Durland!
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Is there no one who will
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save the people of this town?
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I'm Shandra Jimenez, and I'm being
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turned into stone by a flying eyeball.
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(all gasp)
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Oh, no.
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My parents are bad,
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but even they don't
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deserve to be turned to stone.
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Curse you, Bill!
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Why must you take
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everything we love?
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(wails)
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Guys, don't you see?
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Our friends need us,
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but we only save them
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if we fight back!
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Mabel is right.
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Bill wants us to run and hide.
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He wants us to think
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he's invincible.
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But Ford told me
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before he was captured
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that he knows
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Bill's secret weakness.
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(all murmuring)
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Weakness?
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Now, if we band together,
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if we combine
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all of our strength,
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our smarts,
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our...whatever Toby has...
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Aureus rashes!
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...then we just might be
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able to rescue Ford,
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learn Bill's weakness,
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and save Gravity Falls!
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(all cheering)
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Have you all forgotten
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who's in charge here?
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Besides,
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we're only safe inside!
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It's not like we can take
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the Mystery Shack to Bill.
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McGUCKET: Wha--Whoa!
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Holy hootenanny!
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Flapjack and fiddle banjos!
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Got a little excited.
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What I meant to say is,
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I think I figured out a way
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to fight Bill and rescue Ford.
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But we're all gonna
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have to work together!
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Now...
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if you just...
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(low chatter)
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SOOS: Don't worry, Ford.
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We're coming for you!
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Let me go!
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You insane three-sided--
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Wha—What is this place?
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(chain clanking)
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BILL:
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♪ We'll meet again ♪
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♪ Don't know where,
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don't know when ♪
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♪ Oh, I know we'll meet again
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some sunny day ♪
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Wh—Where am I?
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You're in
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the penthouse suite, kid!
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The tip of the pyramid!
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Have a drink.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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You know that couch is made
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from living human skin?
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(groans)
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Aah!
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Quit the games, Cipher!
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If I'm still alive, you must want
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something from me.
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Ah, sharp as ever,
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Fordsy.
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As you may have noticed...
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I've recently had a
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multi-dimensional makeover!
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I control space and matter,
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and now that that dumb
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baby's out of the way,
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time itself!
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- But I wasn't always this way.
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- Oof!
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You think those
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chains are tight?
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Imagine living in
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the second dimension--
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flat minds in a flat world
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with flat dreams.
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I liberated my dimension, Stanford,
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and I'm here to liberate yours.
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There's just one hitch.
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As it turns out,
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my weirdness can't escape
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the magical confines of this town!
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There's something
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keeping me in.
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Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law
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of Weirdness Magnetism.
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I studied this years ago!
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- And did you find a way to undo it?
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- Of course!
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There's a simple equation that
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could collapse the barrier.
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But I'd never tell you!
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Listen, Ford, if you just
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tell me that equation,
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finally your dimension
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will be free!
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Anything will be possible!
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(all screaming)
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I'll remake a fun world-
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a better world!
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A party that never ends
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with a host that never dies!
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No more restrictions!
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No more laws!
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You'd be one of us.
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All-powerful!
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Greater than anything
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you've imagined!
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And all I need is your help.
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You're insane
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if you think I'll help you.
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Ha ha ha! I'm insane
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either way, brainiac!
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But have it your way.
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I'll just fish around
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and get that equation
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directly out of your mind!
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Not so fast!
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You know the rules, Bill.
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You may be able
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to haunt my dreams,
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but you can't enter my mind
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unless I shake your hand
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and let you in.
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(sighs)
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You're making this
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so much harder
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than it needs to be.
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Everyone has a weakness,
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tough guy!
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I'll make you talk!
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It's only a matter of time.
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Aaaah!
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All right. I've made some
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thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day,
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but this is the first one
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that won't be used for evil!
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Whoa! These blueprints
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are incredible, McGucket.
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MABEL: This is your most
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amazing invention yet.
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Question: Does it have
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any gun-swords?
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I watch a lot
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of anime and, uh,
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trust me, you're gonna
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want some gun-swords.
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What's an "anime"?
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- We have much to discuss.
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- STAN: Discuss, nothing!
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These scribbles are a bunch
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of cockamamie balderdash!
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Excuse my French.
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(voice speaking French)
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And where would you even find a
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bunch of idiots crazy enough to build it?
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Grunkle Stan,
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you're lookin' at those idiots.
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(all cheering)
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Idiots!
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(action movie-style
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music plays)
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Whoa--What--
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What are you--
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Hey--Hey, now.
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Hey! Don't touch that.
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Hey--
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Aah!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Aaah!
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("action" music continues)
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Thanks for these
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apocalypse sweaters, Mabel.
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The end of the world
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has never been so comfortable.
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ALL: Mm-hmm!
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(wind whistling)
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Uhh! Fine,
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I'll wear it.
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But I'm not gonna
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like it.
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Admit it. This is the best day
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of the end of the world.
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I think we actually have
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a chance to beat Bill
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and win back our future.
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Yeah. Getting
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to actually live
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to see our
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13th birthday party
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is the only birthday present
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I want right now.
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Hey, if we're
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lucky enough to get there,
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I guarantee this whole town
359
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is gonna throw you
360
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the best birthday party
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you've ever seen.
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Thanks, Soos.
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00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,970
Hey, has anyone
364
00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,970
seen Grunkle Stan?
365
00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,470
This whole plan is bonkers.
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But of course, no one asked
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the Chief what he thinks.
368
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After all I've done
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for everyone!
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Schmebulock.
371
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Yeah, exactly--it's a total load
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of schmebulock.
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Is something wrong,
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Grunkle Stan?
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You're acting
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grunklier than usual.
377
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It's this darn plan
378
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to save my brother.
379
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If you didn't notice, I already
380
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saved him once from that portal,
381
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and he never thanked me!
382
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He causes
383
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the end of the world,
384
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and somehow it's still always
385
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"Stan's the screw-up,
386
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Ford's the hero."
387
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,970
Well, maybe people
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think he's a hero
389
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because he didn't want
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to hide in the Mystery Shack!
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Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery
392
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Shack he wouldn't have been captured!
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Guys! Guys! Trust me,
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tomorrow's gonna be great!
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I believe in us.
396
00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,640
COW MONSTER: Help! Leader Mabel!
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I keep accidentally flexing
398
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through my sweater!
399
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Aah! It happened again!
400
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,650
Those weird cow-monsters
401
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,650
are delightful!
402
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,460
Coming!
403
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:07,720
(bleats)
404
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,220
McGUCKET:
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All right, fellas!
406
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,560
Let's hope this turns out
407
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,560
better than my other inventions!
408
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,030
Everybody ready?
409
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,430
Dipper, now!
410
00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,970
(machinery rattling)
411
00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,620
ALL:
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Huh?! Whoa!
413
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,150
(steam whistle blowing)
414
00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:40,390
Forgive me, boy. Your
415
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hyper-flammable merchandise
416
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,460
is the only
417
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,460
thing keeping me goin'.
418
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,720
What in blazes?!
419
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,500
FORD:
420
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,500
No! No! Nooo!
421
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:51,660
(all cackling)
422
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:52,700
(groaning)
423
00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:55,010
Ready to talk now?
424
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,010
(gasping)
425
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,010
I won't.
426
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,240
I won't let you
427
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,240
into my mind!
428
00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:02,750
What do you think, pals?
429
00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:02,750
Another 500 volts?
430
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:03,780
(crackling)
431
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:03,780
He y, do you hear that?
432
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,590
(crashing)
433
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,050
(roaring)
434
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,320
What?! I just fixed that door!
435
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,360
(roaring)
436
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:25,500
It's the Shacktron, dude!
437
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,800
LARRY KING: They made the house
438
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,800
into a robot.
439
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,170
Fascinating!
440
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,710
So the mortals are
441
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,710
trying to fight back, huh?
442
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,570
Adorable!
443
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,770
Henchmaniacs,
444
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,770
you know what to do!
445
00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:39,110
Take them out!
446
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,430
This was a bad idea.
447
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,330
P.A.: Uh, hey, dudes.
448
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,330
Is this thing on?
449
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,800
- SOOS: Tes--
450
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,800
- (feedback screeches)
451
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,510
Heh. Uh, I just wanted
452
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,510
you monster dudes
453
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,700
to hand over Ford, or we'll
454
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,700
have to, like, fight and junk?
455
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,180
Heh heh. Hey,
456
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,180
you're a little cutie.
457
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,680
I have butchered millions
458
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,680
on countless moons!
459
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,180
Whoa. I liked you better
460
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,180
before you talked.
461
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,190
Real-- real bring-down,
462
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,190
this guy.
463
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,820
Attack!
464
00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:18,180
All right, dudes!
465
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,120
Everyone!
466
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,120
Like we planned!
467
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,530
Three, two, one. Go!
468
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,430
(all shouting)
469
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,670
(henchmaniacs shouting)
470
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,870
Ha ha ha!
471
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,870
Good pig.
472
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,150
Get 'em, Gobblewonker!
473
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,220
(McGucket laughs)
474
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,720
Hyah! Hyah!
475
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,860
WENDY:
476
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,860
Oh, no, you don't!
477
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,660
- (Wendy grunts)
478
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,660
- (eye bat squeals)
479
00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,320
(screams)
480
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:56,690
(roaring)
481
00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:59,200
Everyone! Incoming!
482
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,630
Does this thing
483
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,630
have an escape hatch?
484
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,600
(all screaming)
485
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,770
Everybody! Maximum power!
486
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,710
And... now!
487
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,150
(roaring)
488
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,750
(screaming)
489
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,230
BILL: Guys, seriously?
490
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,590
You had, like,
491
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,590
one job to do here.
492
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,820
Bravo,
493
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,820
Dipper and Mabel!
494
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,330
Well, would ya
495
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,330
look at that?
496
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,160
Those kids really
497
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,160
care about you.
498
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,800
And you care about them.
499
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,530
(monster voice)
500
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,530
Don't you?
501
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,770
What are you...
502
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,770
Oh. Oh, no.
503
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,610
BILL: Perhaps torturing
504
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,610
those kids will make you talk!
505
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,770
No. No! Not the kids!
506
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,770
You ca--
507
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,750
Lets get this over with.
508
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,490
What the-- No!
509
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,360
No! No! No! No!
510
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,320
(Stan screaming)
511
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,730
Attack!
512
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:11,830
(roaring)
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00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,670
Aah! My eye!
514
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,970
Do you have any idea
515
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,970
how long it takes
516
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,970
to regenerate that?
517
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,940
We've got him distracted!
518
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,940
Now's our chance!
519
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,510
Rescue team,
520
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,510
move out!
521
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:31,760
OK, everyone!
522
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,360
We get in,
523
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,360
rescue Ford,
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00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,620
get out,
525
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,620
save the world.
526
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,700
Piece of cake.
527
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:36,690
Just so we're clear,
528
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,560
if I die,
529
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,560
I'm suing all of you.
530
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,790
Hey, on second thought,
531
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,460
maybe we could
532
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,460
come up with a plan
533
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,700
that doesn't involve us plummeting
534
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,700
to our certain death.
535
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,770
Now!
536
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,770
Ahh!
537
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,240
(screaming)
538
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:52,370
Oh, man, oh, man...
539
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,850
Whoo-hoo!
540
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,850
(cackling)
541
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,750
(grunts)
542
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,750
(Stan shouts)
543
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,550
(grunts)
544
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,890
- (Wendy grunts)
545
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,890
- (Stan shouting)
546
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,930
(all gasp)
547
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,700
DIPPER:
548
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,700
Oh, man. It looks even worse up close.
549
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,040
MABEL:
550
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,040
I found Great-uncle Ford!
551
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:28,710
He's golden!
552
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:28,710
But not in the good way!
553
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,580
STAN: Great. Grab him
554
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,580
and let's get out of here.
555
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,280
But how are we going
556
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,280
to unfreeze them?
557
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,290
GIDEON:
558
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,290
I know!
559
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:36,360
(Gideon panting)
560
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,730
Gideon!
561
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,730
What happened to you?
562
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,760
Bill captured me.
563
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,760
He's been forcing me
564
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:47,030
to do cute dances in this cage
565
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:47,030
for all eternity.
566
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,300
(sobbing)
567
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,300
I'm so tired of being cute!
568
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:51,730
How do we undo this?
569
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,710
GIDEON: Mayor Tyler.
570
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,710
He's the load-bearing human.
571
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,710
Pull him out,
572
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,710
and the whole thing goes down.
573
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,070
(grunting)
574
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:03,910
Aaah!
575
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,510
Ah. My mouth tastes
576
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,510
like nightmares!
577
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:12,750
Aah! I think I'm dark and
578
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:12,750
tortured for reals now.
579
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,730
This experience will
580
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,730
forever scar Tad Strange.
581
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,030
No more sailor suits!
582
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,700
(panting)
583
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,100
- MANLY DAN: Wendy!
584
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,100
- WENDY: Guys!
585
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,800
Mom! Dad!
586
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,700
Durland!
587
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,370
My Blubs!
588
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,780
Don't you ever scare me
589
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,780
like that again!
590
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,380
(all cheering)
591
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,620
Kids! Ah, you did it!
592
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,850
I knew I could
593
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,850
count on you two. Ha ha!
594
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,360
Fiddldeford! I--
595
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,460
I haven't seen you
596
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,460
since we parted ways.
597
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,100
You must hate me.
598
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:51,460
I've tried forgettin'.
599
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,620
Maybe I should
600
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,620
try forgiving.
601
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,830
Come here, old friend.
602
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,840
Hey, good to see you too, bro.
603
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,840
Now let's get out of here, huh?
604
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:01,570
Listen, Uncle Ford,
605
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:01,570
we don't have a lot of time.
606
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,610
Remember how you told me
607
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,610
right before you were frozen
608
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,370
that you knew Bill's weakness?
609
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,710
Yeah, a secret way
610
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,710
to defeat him?
611
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,910
I--I do!
612
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,920
Now, does anyone have a pen?
613
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,920
Pencil? Anything?
614
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,080
Ah.
615
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,650
Perfect!
616
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,420
Uh, we've got Bill outside,
617
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:21,860
but I don't know how long
618
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:21,860
we can keep him occupied.
619
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,520
Yes, yes. Good, good.
620
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,930
Drawing a circle
621
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,930
on the floor.
622
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,620
Well,
623
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,620
he's lost his mind.
624
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,890
My mind is fine.
625
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,000
And there is a way to beat him--
626
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,000
with this!
627
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,010
The world's most confusing
628
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,010
game of hopscotch?
629
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,800
No, a prophecy.
630
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,640
Although it would be
631
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,640
a pretty fun game of hopscotch.
632
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,810
FORD: Many years ago,
633
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,810
I found ten symbols in a cave.
634
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:46,550
Some I recognized then.
635
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:46,550
Some I only recognize now.
636
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,160
The native people
637
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,160
of Gravity Falls
638
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,680
prophesized that
639
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,680
these symbols
640
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,160
could create a force
641
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,160
strong enough
642
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,720
to vanquish Bill.
643
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:53,990
With Bill defeated,
644
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,100
his weirdness would be reversed
645
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,100
and the town could be saved.
646
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,760
This whole time I thought
647
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,760
it was just superstition.
648
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,460
But seeing you all here now
649
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,540
I finally understand
650
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,540
that it's destiny!
651
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,440
Dipper, the pine tree.
652
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:08,670
Mabel, the shooting star.
653
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,540
The question mark.
654
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,610
This one's unsolvable.
655
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,610
That one's easy.
656
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,480
You've been rockin' that dumb
657
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,480
hoodie since the seventh grade.
658
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,920
Whoa. Destiny hoodie!
659
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,650
The tent of telepathy sign!
660
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:22,790
That must be Gideon.
661
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,150
Whoo! An excuse to stand
662
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,150
next to Mabel!
663
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,690
Don't turn this
664
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,690
into a big deal.
665
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:28,830
Oh, I won't.
666
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,760
(whispers)
667
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,760
I will.
668
00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,920
(Bill grunting)
669
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,970
BILL: What the--
670
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,760
Hey, Achilles!
671
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,780
Nice work with the heel!
672
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:44,810
(all gasp)
673
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,170
Fore!
674
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:51,610
Hold hands, everyone!
675
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,850
This is a mystical
676
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,850
human energy circuit.
677
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,920
Ice? Who's Ice?
678
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,120
They symbol's needn't
679
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,120
all be literal, Dipper.
680
00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,820
It just has to be someone cool
681
00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,820
in the face of danger.
682
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,860
ALL CHANTING:
683
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,860
Wendy! Wendy!
684
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,690
(giggles)
685
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,690
Shut up, you guys.
686
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:09,670
Much like the spectacles
687
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:09,670
need to be someone scholarly.
688
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,830
Heh heh!
689
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,770
This is freaky.
690
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,670
FORD:
691
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,670
Now hold hands, everyone.
692
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,810
Ew! I'm not touching that.
693
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,500
Do it, sweetie.
694
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,500
do the one thing
695
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,240
no one in our family
696
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,240
has ever done--
697
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,740
touch the hillbilly.
698
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,690
(all gasp)
699
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,090
Great-uncle Ford,
700
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,090
I think it's working!
701
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,860
(McGucket cackling)
702
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,860
Yes, this is it!
703
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,000
The rest of you get out!
704
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,000
It's too dangerous!
705
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,910
We just need
706
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,910
one more person...
707
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,770
Stanley! Stanley,
708
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,770
get over here!
709
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,270
You're the only one left.
710
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,170
You realize this is
711
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,170
a bunch of hogwash, right?
712
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,210
You really think
713
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,210
some caveman graffiti
714
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,680
is gonna stop that monster?
715
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,880
Dang it, old man,
716
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,880
now's not the time!
717
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,880
Come on!
718
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,880
What are you doing?
719
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,820
You're gonna ruin this! I've never held
720
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,820
hands this long, and I very uncomfortable!
721
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,920
Whoa. Hey, I'm not
722
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,920
the enemy here, people.
723
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,860
Don't forget who literally
724
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,860
created the end of the world.
725
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,330
I'm sorry, Stanley. I know.
726
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,330
Just help me fix it! Please!
727
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,690
Fine. Just do one thing.
728
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,690
Say "thank you."
729
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,600
What?
730
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,600
I spent thirty years
731
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,170
trying to bring you back
732
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,170
into this dimension,
733
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,070
and you still
734
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,070
haven't thanked me!
735
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,900
You want me
736
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,900
to shake your hand?
737
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,100
Say "thank you"!
738
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,180
Fine. Thank you.
739
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,910
Now, see?
740
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,740
Between me and him, I'm not
741
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,740
always the bad twin.
742
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,820
Between "him and me."
743
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,240
Grammar, Stanley.
744
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,790
I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you,
745
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,790
you stuck-up son-of-a--
746
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,220
Don't jeopardize this,
747
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,220
you idiot!
748
00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:41,860
FORD: Everything's on the line!
749
00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:41,860
Stop it!
750
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:45,160
(both shouting)
751
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:45,160
DIPPER: Join hands!
752
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:47,630
BILL: Oh, no, it's Bill!
753
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,640
Right? Isn't that what
754
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,640
you're all thinking?
755
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,770
Hey, Gideon,
756
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,770
why aren't you dancing?
757
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,310
Chop chop, huh?
758
00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:00,640
BILL: Ha ha ha ho!
759
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,880
This is just too perfect!
760
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,250
Didn't you brainiacs know
761
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,250
the zodiac doesn't work
762
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,180
if you don't all hold hands?
763
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:08,850
And what's better,
764
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,820
you've brought every
765
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,820
threat to my power together
766
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:12,850
in one easy-to-destroy circle!
767
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,350
(gasps)
768
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,350
Oh, no!
769
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,250
Aaah! My hair!
770
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,370
Aaah! My hair also!
771
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,260
You guys want to see
772
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,260
what happens to your friends
773
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,960
when you can't get along?
774
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,770
Hey! You give them back!
775
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,670
You've gone too far,
776
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,670
cipher!
777
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,140
Yeah! We're not
778
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,140
scared of you!
779
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,980
Oh, but you should be.
780
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,010
Aaah!
781
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,010
Oh, no!
782
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:45,920
Ya know, this castle
783
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:45,920
could really use
784
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:45,920
some decoration!
785
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:50,430
(thunder crashing)
786
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,960
(both gasp)
787
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,330
Looks like it's too late
788
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,330
for your friends, Stanford!
789
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,830
(both yell)
790
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,830
Kids!
791
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,840
But you can still
792
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,840
save your family!
793
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,070
Last chance: Tell me how to take
794
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,070
Weirdmageddon global
795
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,340
and I'll spare the kids!
796
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,150
No! Don't do it!
797
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,150
Yeah!
798
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,040
Bill makes bad deals!
799
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:09,240
Don't you toy with me,
800
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:09,240
shooting star!
801
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,220
I see everything!
802
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,080
Ow! Not again!
803
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,690
Why?! Every time!
804
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,220
Nice shot, pumpkin!
805
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,690
I just regenerated that eye!
806
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,090
I know that hurts,
807
00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,250
because I've accidentally
808
00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,250
done it to myself—
809
00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:25,330
multiple times!
810
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,830
Aaah! Aaah!
811
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,870
Save yourselves!
812
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,840
Run! We'll take care of Bill!
813
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,810
What?!
814
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,810
That's a suicide mission!
815
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,740
Trust us.
816
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,740
We've beat him before...
817
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,970
and we'll beat him
818
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,970
again!
819
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,770
Hey, Bill! Come and get us,
820
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:44,380
you pointy jerk!
821
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,780
(Bill howls)
822
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,420
What? No!
823
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,420
It's too dangerous!
824
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,030
Not so fast!
825
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,030
You two wait here!
826
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,360
I've got some children
827
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,360
I need to make into corpses!
828
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,830
(monster voice)
829
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,830
See ya real soon!
830
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,330
- (cackling)
831
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,330
- Bill, no!
832
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,870
What do we do?
833
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,870
what do we do?
834
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:07,910
Kids!
835
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,140
- (kids panting)
836
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,140
- (Bill roaring)
837
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,940
When I get my hands
838
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,940
on you kids,
839
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:17,020
I'm gonna disassemble
840
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:17,020
your molecules!
841
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:22,450
You've tricked me
842
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:22,450
for the last time!
843
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:23,920
(both screaming)
844
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,800
GRUNKLE STAN:
845
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,800
Ohh! I can't believe this!
846
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,960
The kids are gonna die,
847
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,960
and it's all my fault—
848
00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:36,130
because I couldn't shake
849
00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:36,130
your stupid hand!
850
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,830
Ahh, Dad was right about me.
851
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,830
I am a screw-up.
852
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:40,070
Ah, don't blame yourself.
853
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:40,070
I'm the one
854
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,300
who made a deal with Bill
855
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,300
in the first place.
856
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,810
I fell for all
857
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,810
his easy flattery.
858
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:47,510
You would have seen him
859
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:47,510
for the scam artist he is.
860
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,440
How did things get so
861
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,440
messed up between us?
862
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,410
We used to be
863
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,410
like Dipper and Mabel.
864
00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:54,420
The world's about to end
865
00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:54,420
and they still work together.
866
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,920
How do they do it?
867
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,920
Easy. They're kids.
868
00:24:57,090 --> 00:24:59,320
They don't know any better.
869
00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:00,480
Whoa, where you goin'?
870
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:02,450
I'm gonna play
871
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:02,450
the only card we have left.
872
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,320
Let Bill into my mind.
873
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,300
He'll be able
874
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,300
to take over the galaxy,
875
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:07,940
and maybe even worse,
876
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,800
but at least he might
877
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,800
let the kids free.
878
00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:11,530
What?! Are you kiddin' me?!
879
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,000
Are you honestly telling me
880
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,000
there's nothing else we can do?!
881
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,900
Bill's only weak
882
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,900
in the mind space.
883
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,910
If I didn't have this darn plate
884
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,910
in my head,
885
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,050
we could just erase him
886
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,050
with the memory gun
887
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,010
when he steps
888
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,010
inside my mind.
889
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,950
What if he goes
890
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,950
into my mind?
891
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,180
- My brain isn't good for anything.
892
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,180
- (chuckles)
893
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,220
There's nothing in your mind
894
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,220
he wants. It has to be me.
895
00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:30,980
We need to take his deal.
896
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,420
It's the only way
897
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,420
he'll agree to save
898
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,420
you and the kids.
899
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:35,890
Do you really think he's gonna
900
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:35,890
make good on that deal?
901
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,120
What other choice
902
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,120
do we have?
903
00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,440
Aaah!
904
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,330
DIPPER: I'm starting to think
905
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,330
there's no way out of here.
906
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,410
Like Grunkle Stan always says,
907
00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:47,970
when one door closes,
908
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,010
choose a nearby wall
909
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,010
and bash it in
910
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,300
with brute force!
911
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,070
(grunting)
912
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,880
Aaaaah!
913
00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:57,210
Ha! Now let's round up
914
00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:57,210
the townsfolk,
915
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,010
and together
916
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,010
we can defeat--
917
00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,420
Oh, no!
918
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,150
(all laughing)
919
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,420
You'll never
920
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,420
take us alive, monsters!
921
00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:07,860
That's fine with us!
922
00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:09,090
(all cry out)
923
00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:12,130
Oh, no!
924
00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:12,130
BILL: Peek-a-boo!
925
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,060
(both scream)
926
00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:18,560
All right, Ford,
927
00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:18,560
time's up!
928
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,070
I've got the kids!
929
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,070
I think I'm gonna
930
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,070
kill one of 'em now,
931
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,580
just for the heck of it!
932
00:26:25,950 --> 00:26:28,280
Eeenie-meenie...
933
00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:30,540
minee...
934
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,010
FORD: Wait!
935
00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:34,650
I surrender!
936
00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:37,450
Good choice.
937
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,490
STAN: Don't do it, Ford!
938
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,490
It'll destroy the universe!
939
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,320
FORD:
940
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,320
It's the only way!
941
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:43,590
(Bill cackling)
942
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,400
Even when you're about to die,
943
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,360
you Pines twins just
944
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,360
can't get along!
945
00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:51,130
My only condition
946
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,140
is that you let my brother
947
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,140
and the kids go.
948
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,470
Fine.
949
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,470
No, Grunkle Ford!
950
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,470
Don't trust him!
951
00:27:00,010 --> 00:27:02,240
I t's a....deal!
952
00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:13,020
(cackling)
953
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,530
Oh, I'm here.
954
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,530
I'm finally here!
955
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,500
Look at this place--
956
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,500
a perfect, calm, orderly void.
957
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:28,370
Gotta hand it to you, Ford,
958
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,380
you really know
959
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,380
how to clear your--
960
00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:32,640
(clicks tongue)
961
00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:33,670
What?!
962
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:35,710
Ha ha! Do a pretty good
963
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:35,710
impression
964
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,140
of my brother, don't I?
965
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,340
Switch clothes and no one
966
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,340
can tell us apart.
967
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,350
Welcome to my mind.
968
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,350
Surprised you didn't recognize it.
969
00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:53,590
What?! The deal's off!
970
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,460
What the--
971
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,460
No, no, no, no!
972
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,700
STAN: Oh, yeah.
973
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,700
You're goin' down, Bill.
974
00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:01,410
You're gettin' erased.
975
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,700
Memory gun.
976
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,700
Pretty clever, huh?
977
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,980
Y-You idiot!
978
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,980
Don't you realize
979
00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:08,640
you're destroying
980
00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:08,640
your own mind too?
981
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,710
Eh. It's not like I was using
982
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,710
this space for much anyway.
983
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,280
Let me out of here!
984
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,280
Let me--
985
00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:15,720
Oh-- Why isn't this working?!
986
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,060
Hey, look at me.
987
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,060
Turn around and look at me,
988
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,490
you one-eyed demon!
989
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:22,650
You're a real wiseguy,
990
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:22,650
but you made one fatal mistake.
991
00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:24,500
You messed with my family.
992
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,100
You're making a mistake!
993
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,630
I'll give you anything--
994
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,630
money, fame, riches,
995
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,700
infinite power,
996
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,700
your own galaxy!
997
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:32,470
Please! No!
998
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,670
What's happening to me?!
999
00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:38,680
(Bill's voice
1000
00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:38,680
fragments and distorts)
1001
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Staaanleeey!
1002
00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:46,350
Aaaaah!!!
1003
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,020
(panting)
1004
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,330
Heh. Guess I was good
1005
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,330
for something after all.
1006
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:06,770
(clank)
1007
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,710
(all grunt)
1008
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,780
(wind howling)
1009
00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:15,120
(henchmaniacs cackling)
1010
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,340
(roars,
1011
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,340
screams)
1012
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,820
(all screaming)
1013
00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:22,590
Hey! Hey!
1014
00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:26,160
BOTH: Oh...ohh!
1015
00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:44,180
(whooshing)
1016
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,840
Whoa.
1017
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,840
Huh.
1018
00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:55,690
(birds squawking)
1019
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,620
(chirping)
1020
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,730
(wind whistling)
1021
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:06,870
Oh, my gosh!
1022
00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:08,630
Grunkle Stan,
1023
00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:08,630
you did it!
1024
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Oh, uh, hey there...
1025
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800
kiddo.
1026
00:30:12,170 --> 00:30:13,570
What's your name?
1027
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:15,540
Grunkle Stan?
1028
00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:17,700
Heh. Who ya talkin' to?
1029
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,180
C-Come on.
1030
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,180
It's me.
1031
00:30:20,350 --> 00:30:21,820
It's me, Grunkle Stan!
1032
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,670
Grunkle Stan, it's me!
1033
00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:27,550
We had to erase his mind
1034
00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:27,550
to defeat Bill.
1035
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,710
It's all gone.
1036
00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,190
Stan has no idea,
1037
00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,190
but he did it.
1038
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,720
He saved the world.
1039
00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:34,560
He saved me.
1040
00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:39,730
You're our hero, Stanley.
1041
00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:39,730
(sniffles)
1042
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:43,700
(crying)
1043
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,480
(Dipper grunting)
1044
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,890
Hey, this is a real nice place
1045
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,890
ya got here.
1046
00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:14,930
It's your place,
1047
00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:14,930
Grunkle Stan.
1048
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,430
Don't you remember?
1049
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,430
Even a little?
1050
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,940
Nope, but this chair
1051
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,940
hugs my butt like it remembers.
1052
00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:21,830
Ah.
1053
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,810
Hey, why the long faces?
1054
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:27,810
You guys look like
1055
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:27,810
it's someone's funeral.
1056
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,810
Who's that big guy
1057
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,810
crying in the corner?
1058
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:31,320
(sobbing)
1059
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,780
We saved the world,
1060
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,780
but what's the point?
1061
00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:35,890
Grunkle Stan's
1062
00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:35,890
not himself anymore.
1063
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,890
There's gotta be something
1064
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,890
we can do to jog his memory!
1065
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,790
There isn't.
1066
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,790
I'm sorry. Stan's gone.
1067
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,590
I know my Grunkle is
1068
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,590
in there somewhere!
1069
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:45,890
There's gotta be
1070
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:45,890
something around here
1071
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,670
that can help
1072
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,670
bring him back!
1073
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:52,910
This'll work!
1074
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:52,910
This has to work!
1075
00:31:53,270 --> 00:31:55,830
Here's the first day we came
1076
00:31:53,270 --> 00:31:55,830
to Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan.
1077
00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:59,410
And here's a macaroni
1078
00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:59,410
interpretation of my emotions.
1079
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,720
That time
1080
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,720
we went fishing.
1081
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,690
That Summerween
1082
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,690
we spent together.
1083
00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:08,690
Don't you remember
1084
00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:08,690
anything?
1085
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,690
I'm sorry. I don't know
1086
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,690
what this is
1087
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:12,730
or who you are or--gah!
1088
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:13,660
Quit it, Waddles!
1089
00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:15,320
I'm trying to remember
1090
00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:15,320
my life story!
1091
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,720
What did you say?
1092
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,490
I said get Waddles off of me!
1093
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,790
It's working!
1094
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,790
Keep reading!
1095
00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:21,870
Skip to my page!
1096
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,400
He needs to remember our
1097
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,400
boss-employee relationship.
1098
00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:25,770
Hey! Just cause I have amnesia,
1099
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,740
don't go tryin' to give
1100
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,740
yourself a raise, Soos.
1101
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,240
It's happening!
1102
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,240
Keep going!
1103
00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,540
OK. OK!
1104
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,010
"Day Two.
1105
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,010
Grunkle Stan smells weird
1106
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,750
but we're
1107
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,750
starting to bond.
1108
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,720
He told us a lot about being
1109
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,720
a businessman in the '80s
1110
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,720
and seemed happy when
1111
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,720
we pretended to listen.
1112
00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,860
He also gave me
1113
00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,860
a grappling hook
1114
00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:43,550
which everyone
1115
00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:43,550
is impressed by.
1116
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,710
And in more important news,
1117
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,730
I've met some
1118
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,730
neighborhood hotties!"
1119
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,490
(all laugh)
1120
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,440
SHANDRA:
1121
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,440
Good Morning, Gravity Falls!
1122
00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:04,600
I t's another beautiful day,
1123
00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:04,600
but every day is beautiful
1124
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:07,870
now that the...
1125
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:07,870
unpleasantness is over.
1126
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:11,040
(bats screeching)
1127
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:11,040
Git outta here, ya ornery critters!
1128
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:12,980
(roaring)
1129
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,310
Ah, good as new.
1130
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,020
Oh! Looks like
1131
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,020
you've got a friend!
1132
00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:23,560
Robbie, would you be a dear and
1133
00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:23,560
get us the sawed off shotgun?
1134
00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:26,600
Ugh. Fine,
1135
00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:26,600
whatever.
1136
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,560
Brains and so forth!
1137
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,730
Nope! None of that,
1138
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,730
thank you.
1139
00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:32,570
(laughing)
1140
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:34,710
None of us really understand
1141
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:34,710
what just happened,
1142
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,000
and none of us want to.
1143
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,540
That's why I'm passing
1144
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,540
the Never Mind All That Act.
1145
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:43,740
If anyone goes asking around about
1146
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:43,740
the "events" of the last few days,
1147
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,650
what do we say?
1148
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:47,790
CROWD:
1149
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:47,790
Never Mind All That!
1150
00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:50,420
And if you break the rules,
1151
00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:50,420
we're gonna zap ya!
1152
00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:51,560
Zap! Zap!
1153
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,690
We're mad with power!
1154
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,730
BOTH:
1155
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,730
And love.
1156
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,850
SHANDRA:
1157
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,850
In other news,
1158
00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:58,690
the Northwest family
1159
00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:58,690
has gone broke.
1160
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,420
After pledging
1161
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,420
his allegiance to Bill
1162
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,760
and then placing all
1163
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,760
his savings in weirdness bonds,
1164
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,100
Preston Northwest
1165
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,100
had to sell his mansion
1166
00:34:05,470 --> 00:34:07,670
to preserve his family fortune.
1167
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,900
You're only going to
1168
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,900
have one pony now!
1169
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:18,510
But fortunes have also turned for
1170
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:18,510
local maniac Fiddleford McGucket
1171
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,620
who, after regaining his sanity,
1172
00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:22,810
has made millions overnight
1173
00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:22,810
submitting his patents
1174
00:34:22,990 --> 00:34:23,750
to the US government.
1175
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,120
I'm gonna buy me a bigger shed!
1176
00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:27,980
Hey, that one's for sale!
1177
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,790
In other good news,
1178
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,790
town hero Stanley Pines
1179
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,700
has fully recovered his memory
1180
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,700
and will be throwing a party
1181
00:34:33,870 --> 00:34:36,530
to celebrate his niece and
1182
00:34:33,870 --> 00:34:36,530
nephew's thirteenth birthday
1183
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,930
and final day in town.
1184
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,800
But other than that,
1185
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,800
I can safely say
1186
00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:42,530
our beloved Gravity Falls
1187
00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:42,530
is back to normal.
1188
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,140
And now, Bodacious T,
1189
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,140
with sports.
1190
00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:47,850
It's called Death Ball!
1191
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,920
ALL:
1192
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,920
♪...to you ♪
1193
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,640
(squeals)
1194
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,480
(all cheering)
1195
00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,490
I can't believe you all
1196
00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,490
got together
1197
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,490
just to throw
1198
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,490
a party for us!
1199
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,890
After all the Pines family
1200
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,890
has done for the town,
1201
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,720
it's the least
1202
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,720
we could do!
1203
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,730
You've helped
1204
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,730
everyone here.
1205
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:05,730
Thanks to y'all savin' us,
1206
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,700
I learned to open
1207
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,700
my heart to kindness.
1208
00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:09,730
No more evil-doin'.
1209
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,700
From now on, I'm gonna
1210
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,700
try to be Li'l Gideon,
1211
00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:14,530
regular ol' kid.
1212
00:35:15,610 --> 00:35:17,540
Oh--Ha ha! Whoo!
1213
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,410
I am bustin' a move
1214
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,410
on this skatin' board.
1215
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,740
More like busting
1216
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,740
your pants, loser!
1217
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,710
Heh heh heh heh!
1218
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,720
(blows landing)
1219
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,720
(boy screams)
1220
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:32,160
Hee hee hee!
1221
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,720
Dude, make a wish, dawg!
1222
00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:35,860
Ya know, on my
1223
00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:35,860
first day here,
1224
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,000
if you had asked me what I
1225
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,000
wanted, I would have said
1226
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,860
adventure, mystery,
1227
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,860
true friends.
1228
00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:42,430
But looking here at all of you,
1229
00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:44,600
I realize that
1230
00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:44,600
every wish came true--
1231
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,870
I have everything
1232
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,870
I wanted.
1233
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,010
If I had only one wish,
1234
00:35:48,170 --> 00:35:49,870
it would be to shrink all
1235
00:35:48,170 --> 00:35:49,870
of you with a shrink ray
1236
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,770
and bring you home
1237
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,770
with us in my pocket.
1238
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:52,740
But since that's impossible—
1239
00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:55,040
I s that impossible?
1240
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,710
Since that's
1241
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,710
probably impossible,
1242
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,480
my only wish is for everyone
1243
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,480
to sign my scrapbook.
1244
00:36:00,650 --> 00:36:02,890
I'll never
1245
00:36:00,650 --> 00:36:02,890
forget you guys.
1246
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,180
Wait.
1247
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,560
Now I'll never
1248
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,560
forget you guys!
1249
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:17,830
I now officially declare you:
1250
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:17,830
technically teenagers.
1251
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,910
Welcome to
1252
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,910
Angst and Acne Forever.
1253
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:21,800
ALL CHANT:
1254
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:21,800
One of us! One of us!
1255
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,600
Whoo-hee!
1256
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,600
Whoopee!
1257
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:25,680
So how do you feel?
1258
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,810
Samey,
1259
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,810
but differenty.
1260
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,140
PACIFICA: Hey, you two.
1261
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,950
When are you gonna
1262
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,950
open your presents already?
1263
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,140
I broke a nail wrapping them.
1264
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,920
Ha ha!
1265
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,920
Pacifica.
1266
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,820
Stanley, I need
1267
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,820
to talk to you.
1268
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,990
I didn't want to say anything
1269
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,990
with everyone listening,
1270
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,820
but we've got
1271
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,820
a problem.
1272
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,760
Weirdmageddon
1273
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,760
has been contained,
1274
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,100
but I'm detecting
1275
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,100
some strange new anomalies
1276
00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:49,170
near the Arctic Ocean.
1277
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,800
I want to go investigate it,
1278
00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:53,240
but I think I might be
1279
00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:53,240
too old to go it alone.
1280
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,770
Are you sayin' you
1281
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,770
need someone to help you
1282
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,500
sail around the world on the
1283
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,500
adventure of a lifetime?
1284
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,840
I don't just want someone
1285
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,840
to come with me, Stanley.
1286
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,210
I want it to be you.
1287
00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,180
Will you give me
1288
00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,180
a second chance?
1289
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:08,610
You think we'll find treasure?
1290
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:08,610
And babes?
1291
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:11,050
Ha! I'd say there's
1292
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:11,050
a high probability!
1293
00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:13,020
But what should we do
1294
00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:13,020
with the Mystery Shack?
1295
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,860
I think the town's had enough
1296
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,860
mystery for one lifetime.
1297
00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,230
Are you thinkin'
1298
00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,230
what I'm thinkin'?
1299
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,930
(Stan, Ford whispering)
1300
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,870
(bell ringing)
1301
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,870
GRUNKLE STAN: Everyone,
1302
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,270
I have an announcement
1303
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,270
to make.
1304
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,900
Me and my--heh!—
1305
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,900
nerdy bro over here
1306
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,770
have some catchin' up to do,
1307
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,770
we're gonna be away for a while.
1308
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,940
That's why I'm shutting down
1309
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,940
the Mystery Shack for good!
1310
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,880
(all gasp)
1311
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,580
You shut down
1312
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,580
your mouth for good!
1313
00:37:39,950 --> 00:37:41,550
I'm sorry, Mr. Pineses,
1314
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,880
it's just that this shack is the
1315
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,880
most magical place on earth.
1316
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,550
Sure, the attractions
1317
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,550
are all fake,
1318
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,160
but dreams aren't fake.
1319
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,730
Like this mermaid:
1320
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,630
It's not just a dead fish butt
1321
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,630
sewn to a monkey carcass,
1322
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,990
it's a marvelous creature
1323
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,640
that makes us believe
1324
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,640
that anything is possible.
1325
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,700
You shut down this shack,
1326
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,700
and you shut down our dreams!
1327
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,930
At least... my dreams.
1328
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,700
ALL: Aw.
1329
00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,710
(sighs) I'm sorry, Soos,
1330
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,610
it's just there's no one
1331
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,610
around to run it.
1332
00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,840
At least there wouldn't be
1333
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,720
if I hadn't just found
1334
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,720
the perfect replacement.
1335
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,890
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mystery
1336
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,890
Shack is under new management!
1337
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,150
(all cheer)
1338
00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:24,820
You...you mean it,
1339
00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:24,820
Mister Mystery?
1340
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,660
You're Mister Mystery now,
1341
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,660
Soos.
1342
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,930
Try not to burn
1343
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,930
the place down.
1344
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,000
I'll move in immediately.
1345
00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:32,160
(truck beeping)
1346
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:34,900
(all cheering)
1347
00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:40,900
(birds chirping)
1348
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,190
Do you really
1349
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,190
have to go?
1350
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,190
There is still so much
1351
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,190
we haven't done together.
1352
00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:58,090
Summer's over,
1353
00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:58,090
Candy.
1354
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,170
It's time for us
1355
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,170
to grow up.
1356
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:01,820
But not
1357
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:01,820
too much.
1358
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Aaah! I hate my dumb heart
1359
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,200
for making me feel things!
1360
00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:07,670
Cut. It. Out. Heart!
1361
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,400
Hey, can you punch
1362
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,400
my heart too?
1363
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,640
No, mine!
1364
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,640
Punch my feelings away!
1365
00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:15,850
Candy and Grenda,
1366
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,920
thank you for
1367
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,920
being my people.
1368
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,850
You'll always be
1369
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,850
my best friends.
1370
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,750
Grunkle Stan, thanks for wearing
1371
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,750
my Goodbye sweater.
1372
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,260
Ah, it's cold out.
1373
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,260
I had to.
1374
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,860
What? But it's, like, eighty-something
1375
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,860
degrees out today.
1376
00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:29,930
BOTH: Can it, Soos!
1377
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,690
(all laugh)
1378
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,860
Hey. You mean a lot to me,
1379
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,860
man.
1380
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,900
You too.
1381
00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:45,140
Something to
1382
00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:45,140
remember me by.
1383
00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,410
Oh, and this.
1384
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:50,810
Read it the next time
1385
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:50,810
you miss Gravity Falls.
1386
00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:56,790
Last bus leaving Gravity Falls.
1387
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,930
All aboard.
1388
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:01,250
Guess we said goodbye
1389
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:01,250
to everyone except...
1390
00:40:01,430 --> 00:40:03,360
Waddles.
1391
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:07,860
I...don't know
1392
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:07,860
how to explain this, but...
1393
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,870
Mom and Dad won't let me
1394
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,870
bring a pig home to California, so...
1395
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,200
you have to stay here!
1396
00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:17,000
(squeals)
1397
00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:20,070
Come on, come on!
1398
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,810
I have to go.
1399
00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:23,910
I'm...I'm sorry, Waddles!
1400
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:27,250
You know what? Forget it!
1401
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,010
I lived with this pig
1402
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,010
all summer,
1403
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,020
now your parents
1404
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,020
are gonna have to!
1405
00:40:31,190 --> 00:40:32,920
Hey, bus guy!
1406
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,890
This pig is coming
1407
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,890
with the kids!
1408
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:36,220
Now, hold on a second.
1409
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,920
Bringing animals aboard
1410
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,920
a moving vehicle
1411
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,220
is strictly prohibited
1412
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,220
by—
1413
00:40:42,970 --> 00:40:45,340
Wah--Welcome aboard.
1414
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,340
You can sit in
1415
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,340
the front row, pig.
1416
00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:53,110
Kids, you knuckleheads
1417
00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:53,110
were nothin' but a nuisance
1418
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,940
and I'm glad to be rid of ya.
1419
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,020
We'll miss you too,
1420
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,020
Grunkle Stan.
1421
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:08,930
Ready to head
1422
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:08,930
into the unknown?
1423
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,790
Nope.
1424
00:41:10,930 --> 00:41:12,760
Let's do it.
1425
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,850
(all shouting farewells)
1426
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,350
Bye! Bye, everybody!
1427
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,350
I'll miss you guys too!
1428
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,880
SOOS: Bye, dudes! Bye!
1429
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,420
DIPPER: If you've ever taken a road
1430
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,420
trip through the Pacific Northwest,
1431
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,290
you've probably
1432
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,290
seen a bumper sticker
1433
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,130
for a place
1434
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,130
called Gravity Falls.
1435
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:53,270
Well, I've moved in.
1436
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,140
I t's not on any maps,
1437
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,280
and most people
1438
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,280
have never heard of it.
1439
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,850
Some people think it's a myth.
1440
00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:04,080
But if you're curious,
1441
00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:04,080
don't wait.
1442
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:06,520
(all scream)
1443
00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:07,910
Take a trip.
1444
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:09,080
(roaring)
1445
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,590
Find it.
1446
00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:21,900
It's out there somewhere
1447
00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:21,900
in the woods.. waiting.
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