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Ahh!

Morning, Dipper.

Guess who.

Oh, what joy.

If it isn't

Mr. Upsidedownington.

How long has it been?

Third grade maybe?

That's right, and I'm here

to deliver you

an Upsidedownington-tastic

message!

Is it the message that

we're getting too old

for this sort of thing?

Um, kinda, actually.

It's that we're exactly

one week away

from our 13th birthday!

Whoa! Our birthday's

coming up already?

Soon we're gonna be

actual teenagers!

Finally I can stop reading

pre-teen magazines,

and start reading

post-pre-teen magazines.

PG-13 movies,

here I come.

And just one more year

until high school.

High school, Dipper!

Where girls

become women,

and they teach us

stuff about...

you know what.

Trigonometry?

Oh, yeah, baby.

That's not the only

good news coming up.

In one week, my senior

citizen ponytail kit

is coming in the mail.

I'm... I'm kinda going

through some things.

In one week, my grandma

is finally letting me

eat crackers

on my bed.

The future is coming

for us all, dudes.

- The future.

The future!

I'm sorry, I can't

take you seriously

with that face

on your chin.

What face, Dipper?

You're doing the voice,

so you obviously know

what I'm talking about.

I don't

know what you're talking about.

There is something

wrong with you.

There's something wrong

with both of us.

All right,

party planners.

In one week,

we become teenagers,

and summer vacation

winds to an end,

so we need to throw

the greatest party of all time!

I'm talkin' piñatas

with tinier piñatas inside.

Boom, dreams comin' true.

I'm talkin' inviting

everyone in town.

Let's see.

Where do we stand

with the gnomes?

Not so fast,

goofus and girl goofus.

After that

zombie incident,

no one's throwing

another party at my house.

I keep finding little bits of the

undead in the couch cushions.

But Grunkle Stan,

we need some roof to raise.

Dude, you can rent out the

Gravity Falls high school gym,

and have your party there.

That place is empty

all summer long.

The gym's

a great idea, Soos.

To the high school!

Dipper, my face

is on fire!

I'll just be

a second.

Hey, Uncle Ford,

are you okay?

Oh, yes, I'm fine.

I just said that to make sure

you'd come in here.

But your face

is on fire.

Yes. It's much faster

than shaving.

Now listen, Dipper.

I have a very important

mission, and you are

the only one

who can help me.

Remember the rift in dimensional

space-time I showed you?

It's cracking.

This is what Bill

has been waiting for.

If it breaks, it'll cause

reality as we know it

to become completely

unraveled.

A hypothetical

and catastrophic event

I call Weirdmageddon.

Bill is out there,

and he'd use any trick

from deception to

outright possession

to make this happen.

But for the sake of humanity,

we mustn't let him.

- What do we do?

- We patch the rift.

I'll explain on the way.

- Wait. What about Mabel?

- It's okay, Dipper.

You should totally

go with Grunkle Ford

to save the world

or whatever.

Are you sure?

We're gonna be doing

birthday junk all week.

Plus, I packed

those walkie-talkies.

Here's one for

my party mission,

and one for

your smarty mission.

Ahem. I did mention

that the fate of the universe

is at stake,

didn't I?

Hurry. We haven't

much time.

Okay, Dipper, it's your first

big mission with Ford,

a chance to prove yourself.

Don't mess this up.

Ow! Ha ha.

I'm all right.

Whoa, Soos, I thought

you said this place was empty.

My dogs, what up?

Wendy, what are

you doing here?

Ugh. High school registration.

Oh! You know, I'm only

a year away

from high school

myself.

Would you say

your experience

is more rom-com

or wacky romp?

More like

teen horror movie.

High school

is the worst.

Classes get

super hard,

your body just

flat-out turns against you,

and worst of all,

everybody hates you.

Can't do it.

Can't do another year.

My hormones are like

a sweaty cage.

Why aren't they singing

about following their dreams?

TV taught me that high school

is like some sort of musical.

TV lied, man.

If you can avoid

growing up, do it.

I'd give anything

to be 12 again.

Anyway, what are

you guys doing here?

Just looking for a place

to have my 13th

birthday party.

Wendy Borduroy?

I mean Corduroy.

- Corduroy.

See what I mean?

Master Mabel

to Dippity Dog.

We can have our party

at the gym,

but we gotta talk

about high school.

I'm starting to think

it's might not be

the awesome future

we were expecting. Over.

I'm going through

a bad patch, Mabel.

We'll talk when

I get back....

Dipper? Come in,

come in?

Hey, I know what will

make you feel better.

Let's deliver some invites

to your friends, huh?

Yeah!

Mabel?

Mabel, you there?

Listen, Dipper, in order

to seal the rift for good,

it's going to take

an adhesive

stronger than

anything on Earth.

Something...

extraterrestrial in origin.

What do you mean?

Tipper, look at

the peculiar shape

made by those cliffs.

Does it remind you

of anything?

Hmm...

Shut...up

According to my research,

the entire valley

of Gravity Valley was formed

when an extraterrestrial object

crash landed here

millions of years ago.

Did this craft cause

the town's strange properties?

Or, did the town's

strange properties

attract the craft?

The answer is

still unknown.

But that's crazy!

Where did the saucer go?

Sometimes, the strangest

things in the world

are right under

our noses.

and our feet, in this

particular instance.

Now, you might want

to stand back.

This magnet gun could

rip the fillings

out of a man's mouth

from a hundred feet.

Sure.

I used to raid this thing

for parts for years.

Where do you think

I got the materials

to build my portal?

You--I...words,

not working from mouth.

Now, come.

And take this.

Whoa, Whoa!

Don't worry down here

countless times.

all the aliens have been dead

for millions of years.

Probably.

I can't believe there's been

a giant UFO

under the town

this whole time.

I wish my mind could be where

yours is right now, Tipper.

When confirmation

of extraterrestrials

still had that punch.

Now it's just sort of, meh.

McGucket and I used to

come down here all the time

to raid their tech

ad study their language.

This is so cool!

The substance need

so seal the rift

is an alien adhesive,

strong enough to

keep the hull

of a spacecraft together.

Just one dollop of this adhesive

should be enough

to seal a crack in space-time.

Also, if it touches you,

it will seal up

all the orifices

in your face,

so try so avoid that.

Now, use your magnet gun

and follow me!

Hup.

Great Uncle Ford!

Your turn!

Say "hup". It helps!

Okay, just put on magnet,

leap down hole.

Turn on.

Come on already!

Magnet!

Hunh!

Aah!

A little help?

Oh, hi, Mabel.

You're just in time

for our one o'clock boy talk.

If you think that's good,

boom!

Me and Dipper's

13th birthday jam!

Oh, man, your birthday's

on the last day of summer.

I'm not gonna be here.

What?

Marius is flying me

out to Austria

to hang out his castle

or whatever that week.

He's co clingy!

You're gonna be

out of town for my birthday?

But at least you can come,

right, Candy?

Sorry, Mabel, my parents

send me to music camp

this time of year.

There is no escape

from music camp.

So neither of you are

gonna be at my birthday party?

And you won't be able

to wish me good-bye

at the end of the summer?

I'm sorry, Mabel.

Summer happens so fast.

Ugh, Marius,

now's not the time!

I think I need to radio

for emotional backup.

Dipper, please come in.

Our party mission is

going down in flames.

Over.

Oh...

This is their

storage facility.

This place would have

been heavily guarded,

but now everything's defunct.

go ahead, flip any switch.

They've all been busted

for millions of years.

Clara, did you eat

my farm?

The glue should

be around here somewhere,

so keep your eyes peeled.

Dipper, let me ask you

something.

Have you thought much

about your future?

No, not really.

I mean, beyond graduating

high school with a high GPA

so I can get accepted

to a good technical college

with a photography

and media production minor

to start my own

ghost hunting show.

Ha ha ha!

It's like talking to

a younger version of myself.

If you're so sure of

what you want out of life,

why waste? Why put up

with the drudgery of school?

Huh, trust me, I'd love to fast

forward the whole thing, but

not like I have a choice.

Dipper, I've been thinking.

I'm getting too old

to investigate

Gravity Falls

on my own.

I need to train an apprentice

to help me fight monsters,

solve mysteries,

and protect this town.

And I think I'd like

to keep it in the family

What are you saying?

I've read your additions

to my journal,

and I'm impressed

with your potential.

What would you say to

staying in Gravity Falls

after the summer ends

and becoming my apprentice?

What about school?

Dipper, I have 12 PhDs.

Your parents would be thrilled

I could give you

such an advanced education.

There's also Mabel.

She'd be all alone

in California.

Mabel will be fine

on her own.

She has a magnetic

personality.

I watched her

become pen pals

with the pizza

delivery man

in the 60 seconds

he was at the door.

Gosh, we've never really

been apart before.

And isn't it suffocating?

Dipper, can you honestly

tell me

you never felt like you were

meant for something more?

I hav—

I don't know.

Sounds like

a dream come true,

but I'm not sure I have

what it takes.

was tricked by Bill,

I was wrong about

Stan's portal.

Heck, I can't even operate

this magnet gun right.

Ha! Yes.

Dipper, you found

the adhesive!

Oh-ho, you really

did it, kid.

Huddle in, let's get

a picture of this.

Uh, Uncle Ford, you said

everything down here

is dead, right?

Yes, unless somehow we

reactivated the...

security system

What do we do?

Listen to me

very carefully.

I've studied these.

They're security droids,

and they detect

adrenaline.

You simply have to

not feel any fear,

- and they won't see you.

- What?

It's okay.

I've done it before.

Just take a deep breath,

focus on your intellect,

and control your fear.

Wh-wh-what?

that's crazy! I--

Follow my lead!

Great Uncle ford...

Focus, Dipper!

I, uh...

I-I-

I can't.

Get down!

Aah! No!

Nooooo...

Wait! No!

Stay back.

It's too dangerous.

Sealing the rift is

what's important now.

take this.

You're gonna have to

do it without me.

Use the adhesive.

Fix the rift!

Save the universe,

Dipper.

Great Uncle Ford!

Hang on,

I'm coming for you.

Don't worry,

I'll get you out of there!

Where's that thing

taking you?

It's an automated

prison droid.

And wherever it's going,

I'm not coming back.

What?

No, no, no.

Don't worry,

I'll think of something.

Dipper, what on earth

are you doing?

Hold on,

Great Uncle Ford.

I'm getting you out of this

one way or another.

Oh, no!

Come on, come on!

Aah...

Let go of my uncle!

Ohh. Aah!

Aah...

Oh, no. Aah!

Great Uncle Ford!

Okay, let's try magna-pulse.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Come on, wake up, man.

We gotta get out of here

before—

Hey, I'm warning you!

I have a magnet gun!

Oh, yeah?

You think you can scare me?

Do your worst!

Nothing in this universe is

gonna take away my uncle.

So go ahead,

Give me what you got.

Are you all right?

what happened?

The orb didn't detect

any chemical signs of fear.

It assumed the threat

was neutralized

and then self-disassembled.

Heh heh heh.

I—I did it?

You did it.

This is what I was

talking about.

How many other

12-year-olds

do you think are capable

of doing what you've just done?

Hey, everything

all right, pumpkin?

I just can't believe

the summer's almost over.

And now that I know how awful

high school's gonna be,

I'm in no hurry

to start that train wreck.

Nobody likes getting

older.

But just because

you're growing up

doesn't mean you have

to grow up, you know?

I mean, look at me.

I'm pushing 70,

and I still eat

ice cream for dinner.

But I don't want to say

good-bye to Gravity Falls.

Hey, at least whatever happens

after this summer,

you'll still have your brother

along with you

through thick and thin.

Not everyone can

say that, you know.

Yeah. At least

when I go home

I always have Dipper.

Good old reliable old...

Are you okay?

Let's get you out of there.

Listen to me, Dipper,

this town is a magnet

for things

that are special.

And that includes

you and me.

It brought both of us here

for a purpose.

Stay here with me,

Dipper.

Become my apprentice.

Don't let anyone

hold you—

I'll do it.

I'm gonna stay.

Excellent.

Now, who wants to save

the world, apprentice?

Mabel, I just had

the best day of my life.

UFOs are real, and

there's one under the town,

and I saved

Great Uncle Ford's life and--

Hey, are you okay?

Tell me it's not true,

Dipper.

Tell me you were

joking.

Mabel: Ford's apprentice?

Seriously?

Look, I was thinking,

and this is

a huge opportunity for me.

Well, it's a horrible

opportunity for me!

I had the worst day

of my life.

When we turn 13,

the summer ends,

and I have to leave

everything behind.

You're the only person

I could count on,

and now you're

leaving me, too?

Look, I've been

thinking about it.

I won't be gone

forever, okay?

I'll still

visit you at home

and we'll chat online—

we'll make it work.

I don't want it to work.

I just wish summer

could last forever.

But it can't, Mabel.

Look, things aren't gonna

stay frozen this way.

It's part of growing up.

Things change.

Summer ends.

Ugh!

Unh!

Mabel, wait!

I didn't mean it like that.

Mabel, come back!

Only party chocolate

can cheer me up now.

Nerd bucks?

Chewed up pens?

Ugh, wrong backpack.

It's not fair.

I just wish summer

could last forever.

That might be possible.

Sweater Town is not accepting

incoming calls right now.

M-M-Mabel, it's me.

What?

Who said that?

I can help.

The time travel guy?

What are you doing here?

You said you don't want

summer to end, right?

did I hear that right?

Yeah.

Why are you

asking?

Look, maybe it's

against the rules,

but you once did

a favor for me, so

I thought I could

help you out.

It's called a time bubble,

and it prevents time

from going forward.

Summer in Gravity Falls can last

as long as you want it to.

Really?

But how does it work.

I just need you to get a little

gizmo for me from your uncle.

Something small--he won't

even know it's missing.

Huh, maybe Dipper has something

like that in his nerd bag.

Let me guess.

Mabel didn't take it well?

I--I don't know.

Maybe I'm making

the wrong decision.

I need to think

about this.

Dipper, right now we need

to focus on the mission.

Now, come on.

I've got the glue.

Hand me the rift

and let's make history.

What?

Oh, no, the rift!

Huh.

That's odd.

Is this it?

Yes, that's it!

Just hand it over and

I'll do my thing.

Unless you're ready

to leave Gravity Falls.

Just a little more summer.

Oops!

What?

Oh, no!

Wait, wait, wait!

Oh...

At last.

At long, long last!

The gate between worlds

is open!

The event one billion

years prophesized

has come to pass!

The day has come.

The world is finally mine!

What's going on?

What is that?

We're too late.

It's the end of the world.