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Oh, for heaven's sakes, where are they?

They're only an hour late.

They probably got lost.

These roads can be kinda confusing.

I don't operate this way.

It shouldn't be much longer, Mr. Butterfield.

See, it's gonna rain.

Okay, look, 10 minutes.

Then you're taking me back to the airport in Rome.

Just be patient, please, I promise we'll be in and out

in no time.

What kind of a person schedules a meeting

out here in the of nowhere?

Seven miles from where Christ lost his shoes.

Dr. Lorca is a little eccentric,

but this was his last stop before he flies home.

It was the only time he had to meet.

Yeah, well, it seems very nefarious to me.

I will not be toyed with.

Look, there they are.

Well...

Howdy.

Absolutely spectacular.

You must be Dr. Lorca.

I'm Caitlin McCullum from the university.

Miss McCullum.

My, my, all this time I have been speaking with you

on the phone, I never realized I was connecting with

such a classic beauty.

So young, so nubile, so...

Dead if you don't back off.

Get out of my way.

Where are my manners?

This breathtaking creature is one of my

more prized possessions.

Please allow me to introduce Miss Lauraline Dane.

A.k.a. his fiancee.

Nice to meet you.

Got a bar in this dump?

I'm sorry, this is Mr. Butterfield

from the Antiquities Foundation.

He's an expert in carbon dating antique toys.

- How do you do? - Mm-hmm.

You look just like a little toy yourself,

don't you sweetie?

Well aren't you a charmer?

Hi.

I'm David.

Good evening.

This is my stepson.

Stand up straight, kid, don't embarrass your father.

He's all yours, sweetie.

Nice to meet you both.

How was your trip?

Can we just get to this, please?

I want Daddy to buy me a late dinner in Rome.

Mr. Butterfield came all the way from America

to document the transfer.

The owners of the estate are a little superstitious

and wanted me to make the transaction for them,

but I thought, since you agreed to pay their price,

it would be in your best interest to make positive

that the toy we found was really authentic.

How very kind of you,

but I can assure you that I am well taken care of

in that department.

Caitlin?

Mr. Butterfield?

This is Miss Lilith Demark.

Good evening.

How do you do?

Nice to meet you, I'm Caitlin.

I met Miss Demark on a trip to Paris last year

while I was collecting a mummified hand

excavated from the tombs beneath Notre Dame.

It was she who confirmed that the hand

belonged to Napoleon himself.

So you're an archaeologist?

In Indigo Child,

one blessed with the ability to see into the unknown.

All it takes is a touch.

Pleased to meet you.

Oh, horseshit!

Be careful, you idiot!

I'm sorry, Dr. Lorca, I got it sir, don't worry.

The items in that trunk are worth more

than a moron like you could earn in 20 lifetimes.

Now pick them up and bring them all inside!

Yes, sir.

I don't understand; why are you unloading all your stuff?

My dear, Miss McCullum.

For the last six months I have traveled

the darkest recesses of the world to complete

my collection of oddities.

He ain't kiddin' about that.

Many of these pieces are priceless

and musn't be left alone for even an instant.

I don't think we'll be here long enough

for you to have to worry about any of that.

If you only knew the lengths to which my rivals have gone

to outdo me in the past,

you would certainly be as careful and meticulous as I

to ensure their security.

I understand.

Now, if you would please be so kind to take me inside

so that I can view your remarkable find.

An absolutely spectacular structure.

It was built in the 13th century.

The locals say the castle sits on the ancient

temple of Jupiter,

once ruled by an empress who used to practice black magic.

That's her, Madame Fiora Borisoff.

She's the one who had this place built.

She was a Bulgarian empress who fled her own country

after her people revolted.

Since then, the place has been home to a lot of

Italian royalty and also a few murderous madmen.

You'd make one hell of a realtor.

So, where is everybody?

The current owners seldom come here.

They're a little superstitious about everything that's

gone down over the years.

Meaning?

It's nothing.

Anyway, they recently decided to empty it and sell it

to the Italian government.

They're gonna sanction it as a historical landmark

and keep it open to the public.

This place

is far from empty.

Take me to the piece.

How much could a piece of junk like you be worth anyway?

Peek-a-boo.

Come out, come out wherever you are.

Hello?

You piece of junk.

The frescoes above were painted somewhere

around the 16th century.

Exquisite!

Baby

we need a mirror holder like this.

Rumor has it if you look close enough

you can find hidden demons painted in the background.

The artist said the demons represent the personal demons

that used to haunt Fiora.

Oh please, spare me the history lesson.

Let's get to crackin'!

I got someplace I have to be.

Right up here in the main hall.

I be this place'd be a lot of fun on Halloween.

I'm fascinated by it.

I mean, it's my life right now.

There are hundreds of years of history just waiting

to be discovered here.

Nobody understands or respects this place like I do.

I guess that's probably why they're entrusting you

to excavate for them.

I guess.

I'm sorry for saying so, kitten, but aren't you

a little young to be handling all of this on your own?

Actually, Miss Dane, I have a master's degree

in ancient Roman artifacts and lore,

I speak eight languages,

and I graduated at the head of my class.

Sounds qualified to me.

Shall we?

We found him in the dungeon area.

He was buried in a larger sub-container

that was like ornamental mosaic tiles.

The case has elements of hand-pounded steel with some

copper and magnetic fixtures.

Open it.

The piece itself appears to be hand carved of wood

with some fabric elements.

I said open it!

Everybody...

this

is.

Divoletto.

It's hideous!

It's beautiful.

And the real deal, all right.

Let's take a look at it.

This is the oldest toy I think I've ever seen.

It was put together sometime around the 14th century,

I think, it...

Where did you say you find this?

He was buried under some stonework in the dungeon floor.

He's in remarkable condition.

And...

the movement?

Right.

Well...

you take this wand and you tap it on the side of the box

like this.

Please, allow me.

Sometimes it takes a while.

Divoletto, move for me.

Move!

Figures.

Master's degree my ass.

I knew she was a fake!

What kind of scam are you running here anyway, honey?

Silence!

Astounding.

But the... but how did it do that?

We think there are springs and mechanisms inside him

that are somehow set off by magnets in the wand.

No.

Dr. Lorca!

The cars are gone!

Where are they?

I came out to get the last of the crates

and all of 'em were speeding up the driveway.

Are you telling me we've been carjacked

by Italian villagers?

- This can't be possible. - Really?

Well where the hell are our cars?

Miss Dane, I promise we'll find

a logical explanation for this.

All right, follow me, I'll show you myself.

Good evening, my little friend.

Happy to see someone a little more your size?

Hmm?

I bet it's nice to get a little fresh air.

I can feel your energy.

There's something more that motivates you,

isn't there?

So the cars are gone.

I don't know,

but, boy, they were gettin' outta here in a hurry.

Where is the rest of my collection?

I managed to get everything inside

before they got the crates.

Well what are we gonna do?

We must phone the authorities.

Maybe they can catch them before they get too far.

I'll call the rental place and tell them what happened.

Maybe they can get us a car here tonight.

I'm afraid you're not gonna have much luck.

It's late, everything's closed around here.

Well, what are we going to do?

Walk to Rome?

We can spend the night here.

I'll call the rental place first thing in the morning.

You still might make your flight.

That's very generous of you, Miss McCullum.

We will accept your kind offer.

In the meantime, I would ask that you and Mr. Butterfield

draw up the documentation so that.

I can make Divoletto part of my collection.

Absolutely.

A suite fit for a queen.

Whatever.

For you, my beautiful queen.

Oh, slow down, Daddy.

We got company.

What is it now, you cretin?

Sorry to interrupt.

Miss Dane asked me to bring up her bag.

Put it over there.

Hang everything up while you're at it.

See anything you like?

Do you like how Baby spent Daddy's money?

Me, yeah

Baby, do you think you could find us

something to drink in this place?

Daddy's little girl's getting real thirsty.

Oh, is she now?

What do you say I close my deal with Miss McCullum

and dig up an old bottle of wine?

Oh, I'll drink to that.

We need to toast to the latest addition to our family.

Who?

Divoletto, of course.

Oh, Daddy

Mmm... Mmm...

Wow!

Ahh...

Ohh...

What do you say I take a bath while you go find

that bottle of wine

and meet me back here in 20 minutes.

I'll be back

before you know it.

Oh, I know you will.

ARGH!

I cannot even begin to tell you how much kissing that man

disgusts me!

Why's that?

Because...

Why in the world would someone as incredible as me

need that old bag of bones

when I have myself a rough and tumble cowboy like you

to take care of all my womanly needs?

Glad to be of service.

Mmm...

Where'd you put the cars?

Down the road in front of the bar.

Left the keys in the ignition, doors unlocked,

just like you said.

Oh, good boy.

They'll think a couple of Italian kids decided

to take a joyride.

Did you bring the doll?

Does he look like the real thing?

Oh, he's perfect.

I'll keep old scarface busy while you go switch the dolls.

Tomorrow morning, we'll ditch them at the airport

and fly back to France.

Where we'll sell the real doll,

get rich and disappear forever.

Who says pretty boys are dumb?

Ahhh...

Rise and shine, shithead!

Here's Jacky!

Good job, Guido.

I dunno where the hell you came from,

but just remember, I'm in charge, and you won't get hurt.

You heard me.

Now let's get back to kickin' some ass!

Thanks for letting us stay here tonight.

It's not every night a guy gets invited to sleep

in a big castle like this.

Oh come on, you've seen more interesting places

on this trip with your stepfather.

Actually, he's not my stepfather.

My dad was married to Lauraline just before he passed away.

His will stipulated that she got everything,

including yours truly, so...

here I am.

What happened?

Nobody really knows, it was an accident.

Anyway, my real mother left years ago and I didn't have

any other family, so I stayed with them.

Sorry to hear that.

Not as sorry as I was.

But I just graduated, that's the good news,

and when I get back, I'm gonna go out and get my own life.

I just thought this trip was too good an opportunity

to see the world,

meet new people,

like you.

Well, thank you very much.

You're welcome very much.

So, um, can I ask you something?

Sure.

What's that scar on the doctor's face from?

I don't really know the details,

but from what I heard, he was in a scuffle with

one of his competitors,

and he came out lookin' like that.

Most of his body is scarred pretty badly.

That's terrible.

Hello?

Shh! Shut the fuck up!

Lauraline?

- Ah! - Oh!

Dear!

Is there any heat in this castle,

because I am freezing.

This is torture.

Shh!

Shh!

Walk on your tippy-toes, fuckface?

Spread out!

Dr. Lorca.

Oh, there you are, my dear.

There's been a problem with the cars.

We'll be spending the night.

Perfect.

I wanna hold a seance.

While you were out, I got a read on the doll.

It's not just any toy.

It's got an energy like anything I've ever seen.

This whole place is filled with energy.

It seems to me there may be more here

than the girl is letting on.

Without a doubt.

Tell everyone to meet me in the main hall at midnight.

Dr. Lorca.

Yes?

Be careful.

Hello there, you little devil.

I've got someone I'd like you to meet.

Look familiar?

Just like lookin' in a mirror.

Comfy my little friend?

Hey!

Hey!

What the fuck?

Let me outta here!

Get away!

Help!

If you wanna get out, you gotta answer.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

I said orange!

Orange who?

Orange you sorry that dumb bitch

made you pull the old switcheroo?

Ahhhh!

Whoopsie!

You gotta owie.

What was that?

That was Eric.

He's sleeping with my stepmother.

They think that I don't know.

Some girls have all the luck.

Come on, boys.

Hey, let's drag this piece of shit into the other room

and play a little game of amateur butcher shop.

So, are you guys interested in going on a tour?

Some pretty interesting things to see around here.

I thoughtyou'd never ask.

Mr. Butterfield?

Hello, Divoletto.

How would you like to join me at the seance tonight?

Those stairs lead to the armory, which is my favorite room

in the castle.

It smells like cat piss.

- Look at this... - I know.

So how'd you get connected with this place?

They contacted me through my professors at the university.

I was at the top of my class and I minored in Latin,

which has come in pretty hand around here, I guess.

Wow, you must be pretty smart.

Maybe a little.

Oh, check this out.

Oh, check this out.

I'm cold,

I'm hungry...

shit.

This is the physician's room.

Looks more like a torture chamber.

Well, back then they were more focused on curing the soul

than the body.

They though the more you tortured someone,

the more the bad part of their soul would go away.

And this lovely contraption?

A lancet.

It was used for blood letting,

when they just didn't use good old-fashioned leeches.

Draining your blood was one of the main methods

of medicine back then.

That and exorcism, of course.

You have issues, my dear.

What are these?

I'm not sure.

They look like a version of the clay vessels

they used when they cremated someone.

Sounds like the lady of the house had a dark side, too.

Madame Fiora had a long history of illness,

both physical and mental.

It's well documented that she dabbled in a lot of the, uh,

alternative medicines of that time period.

In fact, they say she died during one of her treatments.

Actually, right in this room.

There you are.

Dr. Lorca... sorry.

You just missed the grand tour.

Please excuse my absence, my dear.

Perhaps in the morning you could give a repeat performance.

Of course.

I'd like to invite everyone to gather

in the living room this evening.

Lilith would like to conduct a seance there,

with your blessing, of course.

Sure.

Sounds cool.

Then we will see you all then.

David, may I speak with you for a moment?

Do not complicate our stay here by getting yourself

involved with her.

I hardly see how her giving me a tour of the place

warrants me getting involved.

Just do as I say and stay away from her,

or I promise you,

you will pay in a most inconvenient fashion.

That guy, see?

Killing that windbag's gonna be a real kick in the diapers.

Shh! Shut the fuck up!

Have I made myself clear?

Very.

Daddy!

Don't keep me waiting!

Where are you?

It's time to bring on a little more mayhem.

And you, either you're with us or you're against us.

Kill or be killed, Guido.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Seems like Divoletto might not be the only thing

the good doctor wants from this place.

Hey y'all, come look over here.

Huh, whaddya know? Another deep and dark scary staircase.

Ooh, wonder where it leads.

I dunno.

Wanna find out?

No ma'am, I do not.

Don't wanna go on an adventure?

No, I've had my fill of this place.

I'm goin' to bed.

Sleep well, Mr. Butterfield.

Ready? Yes.

You kids keep your hands to yourselves!

I crack myself up sometimes.

Yahoo!

Why can't I get a read on you?

Feeling shy my little gnome?

That's it, make sure it looks exactly the same.

Where in the hell are you?

I'm right here, my lady.

Oh, Daddy.

There you are, I was getting worried.

Did you hear that noise?

Never fear, my lover.

The doctor is in.

I'll be the judge of that.

Hmm, m-hmm, m-hmm.

Oooh, what have we here?

They ain't gonna miss this.

Oh, this could be worth a fortune.

Hmm, well...

Mmm, m-hmm, m-hmm.

This'll do.

Watch your step.

Come on over here.

Wow.

Housekeeping obviously doesn't make it to this part

of the castle.

Waaaaah.

Ahh!

Watch your head.

C'mon.

Are you sure about this?

What, are you chicken?

No.

Wow.

It's a natural cavern.

What's... what's that?

Over there.

"Prodigium Abyssus".

It's a portal to hell.

We're underneath the castle.

That's where I found Divoletto.

There's where I dug him up.

Oh hey, it's one of those pots.

Just like the one from upstairs.

Soul of the Damned One.

It's pretty...

What is this?

So bold.

"Prodigium Exorcisio", hmm.

It's an exorcist journal.

Pretty gruesome.

Ahhhh.

Thank you for my blessings, Baby Jesus.

Amen.

Shit!

Who's there?

Damn castles!

Shh!This way, stay low!

Well that's enough of that.

Shh, shh.

Ooo! Whoopsie-daisy.

Ahhh!

Waaoooh!

Ah!

Ahh... HA!

Time to be toyed with.

Evil, evil!

Ahh!

Let's party.

Ahhh!

Okay boys, I think we put enough scare in him.

Why don't we all go downstairs for a nice bottle of wine

and a jacuzzi.

Right after we cut off your fuckin' head!

Ahhh!

Show him your meatball, Guido!

Ahhh!

Now you can go on your trip to Vaudeville.

Fiora and her doctors were convinced she was

possessed by demons.

They brought her down here to perform exorcisms on her.

Jealousy,

insanity,

hatred,

revenge.

The exorcists performed rituals on her

to try to rid her of her personal demons.

You don't actually believe there were monsters

in these pots.

Well, not exactly.

See, pretend I'm a medieval doctor

and I tell you I can cure all of your mental illness

by pulling out your personal demons

and sealing them up in these.

That way, in your head, they can't get out.

Huh, you are pretty smart.

Good job, good job!

Let's go get the doctor.

Hey, who crapped their pants?

Ohhh.

I assume the good doctor has left you

satisfied, as always.

Oh, it was just like it always was.

I do aim to please.

What do you say we get dressed and head downstairs?

Lilith is preparing to perform a seance

as the perfect ending to our tour.

I'm not in the mood for that mumbo-jumbo tonight.

I mean, after all, your lovemaking has left me

absolutely exhausted.

What was I thinking?

Of course.

You stay here, my love, and catch your breath.

That is, until I return for another hot session.

Oh, white hot!

Now, go do your little seance, like a good boy.

I'll be here waiting for you when you get back.

Until then.

Sorry we're late.

Lilith?

Candle and jar,

fire and fear.

Portal of the past,

bring forth her soul here.

I call upon Goddess Earth.

I beg you to summon your powers.

Help bring her forth.

I form this circle for all that was,

all that is,

and all that will be.

Let the circle

of these connected souls

be the portal that allows her to return.

Allow her

to exist again on this plane.

Allow her to live once again.

This time

without anguish.

Let

her voice

again

be heard!

Let

her hand

again rule!

I acknowledge her!

Evoke thee,

I evoke thee!

I acknowledge,

her greatness,

Goddess, I beg of you.

Let

her voice

be heard!

Let

her voice

be heard!

Let my voice be heard!

Lilith!

Lilith!

Well...

Silence!

Free at last!

Free

from within the bonds

of my bloody coffin.

Lilith?

Call me by my proper surname!

You will pay with your blaspheming tongue.

Eric?

Dammed be your souls.

Tortured and bleak.

Beware the trinket you come forth to seek.

Lilith, are you okay?

I am the ruler.

But great beauty embrace,

imprison her.

Destroyed

as the old ones.

The old ones?

The wicked.

A poison and blackness

paid to man

an empty house.

Now death and destruction,

demons unstoppable.

Demons?

Leave here or perish.

Touch nothing.

Leave here and be spared,

but take nothing.

Are you talking about Divoletto?

Beware the unwitting vessel.

Be fooled not

by those who conspire

against you.

Who are you?

I am...

Fiora!

Ruler...

lady of the house...

sadist.

Temptress.

Eric!

Eric!

Eric?

You say you lookin' for a ghost, hey Guido?

- AHHH! - Lilith!

Where is the doll?

Oh!

Lilith.

How long was I out?

Not very long.

Here.

Never mind that.

What were you experiencing, how did it feel?

Tell me everything.

I don't remember.

You were conscious the entire time.

I must know everything, Lilith.

What did you learn from this?

Everything...

yet nothing.

That doll...

is a replica.

What?

That's not possible.

Sure it is!

Ah hahahaha! Ahhhh!

Take that, you stinkin' cracker!

Oh, hello.

Get those looks off your stupid faces

and somebody put on some fuckin' music.

I wanna rock!

Oh, what's wrong?

Don't you want me to be part of your collection anymore?

Ah, there's the real deal.

You've been beelzebamboozled, sugar tits!

Guido, snap to, look out!

Ahh!

Fuck me!

Oh, my skull!

Ahhhh!

Ah!

Where do we go?

That way.

We can go down the stairs and out the back exit.

We have to find Butterfield.

I don't think so.

Lorca, what are you doing?

We have to get out of here!

I'm not leaving here without those toys,

and neither are you.

And you are going to use your intuition

to help me find them.

Are you crazy? You saw what those things can do.

Well, we'll just have to make sure we have the upper hand

the next time they strike.

That is, after we figure out if it was you

who tried to switch the dolls in the first place.

Because, if it was you,

I promise that you'll be wishing that you were already dead.

Go!

I've been waiting to do that a long time.

Stop!

Help me!

Lauraline?

She caused all this!

What are you talking about?

Come out, come out wherever you are.

That's what I'm talking about.

No, you're not thinking straight.

Lauraline, don't do this!

Drop the gun, please.

Gimme the gun.

This is all your fault!

You're the one that dug that thing up!

We need to get out of here.

- Gimme the gun. - No!

I should've killed you off a long time ago,

just like I did your old man!

Argh!

David no, look out!

David!

I'm okay, I'm okay.

- Can you walk? - Yeah.

Okay, let's get outta here.

What have you done?

Stay back!

Lorca, no, stay away from her!

I gotta go back.

C'mon, let's get outta here.

Come back here!

Oh wait, the dungeon stairs, come on.

Lilith!

Lilith come on!

Raaah!

Ahhhh! Raaaah!

Where are you?

David!

Argh! Where are you?

Raaaah! Come out now!

Watch me prepare to...

Die!

Ugh!

Argh!

Ugh!

Argh!

Ride 'em cowboy, yeehaw!

There ya go, honey.

That's it, embrace it, embrace it.

Just let death wash over you like a good boy.

Whoopsie daisy!

Now who needs a diaper?

Nice try.

Oh, oh, OH!

Baby go night-night.

Hmm, I wonder if anyone has any blow up in here.

It stopped.

Lilith, are you feeling okay?

Perfect.

Let's keep moving.

Woohoo!

They followed us down here.

Time to die, you dirty bitch.

I rid myself of you before and I'll do it again!

Lilith!

I am Fiora!

Ahhhh! No, no, no!

Ah, ah, ah!

Ahhh!

Here, look out.

David...

No!

Let's get outta here.

What's going on?

I think...

No, no, no!

Uh!

Oh my god!

Just stay back.

Aw shit!

Ahhhhhhh!

Please, please!

I will return!

Lilith.

Lilith, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

You okay?

You ready to go?