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3000 years ago in ancient China, there lived an old fox.

The fox had nine shimmering golden tails.

She was known as "the nine tailed golden fox" and the villagers feared her as a demon.

One day, the fox was caught in a trap set by the villagers.

A young man saw that the fox was suffering, and set her free.

The young man's name was Ronsun, a practitioner of the healing arts.

The fox fell in love at first sight and became a beautiful girl named Melon.

She soon stole Ronsun's heart.

For two years, the good wife and her faithful companion lived happily.

But one day, tragedy fell upon them.

Ronsun was killed by the ignorant villagers, who were suspicious of his healing powers.

Even with his knowledge of medicine, he was not able to rid the village of disease.

Filled with grief over the death of her husband, the fox vowed to take revenge.

She sliced all of the villagers to pieces.

Drunk on the pleasure of bloody massacre,

she ravaged the whole of China.

She became like a disease, that filled the people with fear.

An old wizard from the mountains saw the fox's evil deeds,

and used his magic powers to seal the fox's spirit in a box.

The fox was sealed deep in a temple, in present day Sichuan Province,

About 300 years ago, during the Shin Dynasty, the temple was plundered by thieves.

The box which held the fox's spirit was lost.

Some claim that the box was seen in a black market shop,

during the Shangai Incident of 1932,

while others claim that the wife of a Japanese diplomat won it at an auction.

However, I cannot confirm or deny either of these theories.

YOUJO MELON

This place is the best!

It's too much, it's like, "the best," man!

Oh, great!

This place is fuckin' "amazing," man!

We're really seeing something cool!

I can really feel the vibe!

Bobo, you're really cool, man!

Of course, my name's Bobo!

It's like this place was made for us!

But, you know?

What the hell is it?

I don't know about the roof...

Okay! I think we found it, right?

Right! This is where we'll have the Suizaku Sorens' secret gig!

Hey, the hallway goes all the way over here.

What is this place?

Man, this place is sick!

You could shoot a movie in here!

You know, I feel like I've seen this place before...

Like, in a movie...

This place is like a horror movie!

It's just like Guinea Pig.

Hey, did you guys hear something?

What?

What are you talking about? Are you stupid or something?

But ghosts are like that, right?

I didn't think any of you jerks were that stupid!

Even Buddha himself would say, "I don't know!"

Saeko, let's go!

Saeko, let's go!

Let's go!

Now, let's introduce the musicians!

First, on the drums...

He's got the good beat, the punk beat!

It's the devil's beat that can eat people alive!

Our TV-loving skinhead, Daijin!

Oh yeah, next.

Don't look down on her because she's a woman.

If you do, you'll feel it!

Her father is a priest.

She can see ghosts!

When she waves her finger in the air...

Spoons will bend.

And you'll have an explosion down there!

OK!

Her bass is the best, it's Saeko!

OK!

Next, this guy is crazy.

He came all the way from London to join our band.

He's a real blonde...

Let me introduce...

Oliver, Oliver Jones!

OK!

Next, here's a guy with a better body than any of us...

His blowing and sucking is gonna mess up your three-way.

His name is Bobo!

OK!

As for me...

I spit out rotten songs about all the world's shit!

Spit it in your face!

Tatsuo, I'm nobody's slave!

Yeah! See you fucks around!

You broke a mic!

Once I get going, I can't help it.

I'm on fire!

- On fire?! - Yeah, right...

What are we going to do with this?

Jones, give me one of those sausages.

Okay.

You can have a piece of my chicken.

Thank you!

Tomorrow's going to be a blast.

Even though it's a secret, the phone just keeps ringing!

Really?

- That's amazing. - The women can't get enough of me!

Nobody likes you!

Tatsuo, tomorrow night's gonna be a fuckin' great night, man!

Oh yeah, man!

Saeko, you're a shrine maiden.

Do a chant or something so tomorrow night goes well.

You're such an idiot.

Don't rely on other people. Just do it yourself!

Idiot!

Oh my...

You idols are really scary!

Oh man, the weather's getting worse.

I think it's going to rain.

Should we go home before it gets dark?

The rain is your weakness.

Forget the rain, I have given up on humanity.

Stop it!

But seriously, shouldn't we go home soon?

Don't talk like a kid, you brat!

It's time to have fun. Get a hold of yourself!

You've got to understand!

Well?!

Look, I'm not mad at you.

It's all because you didn't do it right!

The client complained to me...

I'm going to go pee, man!

"Man!"

What a weird foreigner!

I heard the Pearl Brothers are coming tomorrow.

Really?

What the hell, man?

Who gives a shit about them?

But you know, man... I heard the bass is amazing.

Who cares about that? I mean, you've got me.

I'm going to go clean up the stage.

That's weird. Bass strings don't usually break.

Hey, hey, hey.

You got scared when you heard about the Pearl Brothers' bass!

Bobo, don't give me that shit!

This place is really punk, man.

Whoa!

Deadly punk!

Say, say, oh, playmate.

Come out and play with me.

And bring your dollars, twenty.

Climb up my apple tree.

Oh, slide down my vein pair.

Oh, into my silhouette.

Oh, and we'll have fun, fun, fun!

Forever more, and more, and more, more, more!

Virgin, you're like a virgin.

I don't really know why.

I'm...

What the...

"Shanghai Cargo Company"?

"Melon"?

No way, man.

All right.

"Sealed shut, don't open".

I can't understand because I'm a "foreigner."

Ha!

What the fuck is this?

What is it?

Jones.

What's with you?

Jones is in danger.

Wait a minute.

What's wrong? Wait...

Wait a minute!

Why not just stay here? I want you here with me!

- Cut it out... - This is our chance!

Jones.

Jones! Jones!

No! Don't take that off!

What's wrong, Saeko?

That thing is no good. I can sense a ghostly spirit!

That ain't no melon!

"That's not a melon!"

"It's a fox," okay?

It's not okay!

This paper was used in ancient China to trap demons.

It's pretty old, too.

"Old Chinese?"

"Fox... Kyonshi... Inside."

- "Kyonshi"? - It's a Chinese zombie.

I have a bad feeling about this.

I hope nothing weird happens...

Don't talk like an old hag!

Let's go.

Stop it!

Oh, love is touch...

Give me some service, Masako.

- Stop it... - Service, service!

Stop it...

Oh, dynamite!

Don't talk about me like I'm a bomb...

Baby, you have very nice "breasts"!

Yeah...

Oh, excellent.

Excellent!

Stop it!

Masako.

Masako.

Come on, don't be scared...

Help me!

Hey, did you guys hear a voice just now?

Bobo is probably doing something with Masako, okay?

Like always.

Bobo never thinks about anything but "sex," am I right?

Somebody, help me!

Bobo, what's wrong?

The guitar cord flew at me...

Then, it wrapped around my neck.

And then...

Just tell me, already!

And then...

I just don't know anymore!

Then, before I knew it...

Masako's body hit the wall...

Are you high or something?

No, I'm not!

You've gotta believe me!

Tatsuo, that crowbar...

It looks like the one that opened Melon's box.

Don't be stupid!

- What about Daijin? - Still working on the stage.

Go get him.

Bobo, tell me the truth this time!

I told you the truth!

Whatever...

By the way...

This is Chikuwa.

This is a very...

strange kind of food.

But it's really delicious!

They're strange.

They're Chikuwa fish cakes.

Daijin!

Daijin!

What are you doing? You idiot!

You hit your head on the TV!

What's wrong?

How should I know?

The TV just started pulling me in!

What are you talking about? Something terrible happened to Masako.

Come on, let's go!

You gotta believe me!

As Saeko said,

there may be something here.

What's going on here?

Jones... Take care of Bobo, okay?

I'm gonna go check on them.

Damn it. What is this?

Is anyone here?

Stop hiding already!

What was that?

Daijin, is that you?

Saeko, come on!

If you're there, come out!

Hey!

I've had enough of your stupid jokes.

Ronsun...

Ronsun...

Ronsun...

I finally found you.

Oh, Jones. I don't know why!

I can't understand!

Why did Masako die?

Why?

Who did it?

Oh, Bobo. "It's okay!"

It's okay!

I didn't kill her! I loved...

I loved her!

I really loved Masako!

Believe me. Believe me, Jones!

Of course. "Of course!"

I believe you!

I don't believe myself.

Oh, what's happening?

The cord wrapped around...

The bar came out of Masako's chest...

I loved her, "seriously!"

I believe you, I believe you!

"Seriously," too!

Oh, Jones...

Thank you, my brother.

She was so, so beautiful.

Yeah.

So fantastic...

What was that?!

Tatsuo!

Tatsuo, Tatsuo!

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong, Tatsuo?

Tatsuo, Tatsuo!

Wh- what's that?

It's you!

What the hell?

Are you okay?

What happened?

What happened here?

Bobo!

Jones!

Masako isn't here!

Bobo!

Jones!

Is this blood?

No way...

What's going on?!

Bobo!

Jones!

Bobo!

Hey...

There she is!

You bitch!

Tatsuo!

Tatsuo, help me! Please!

Saeko!

Damn! Go to hell, you bitch!

Come to me, Rossun.

Rossun...

Come to me.

Good evening!

This is a secret gig!

It's really hard to find a place like this in Tokyo!

Introducing the members of the band.

On the drums, Daijin!

On guitar, Jones!

On bass, Saeko!

On tenor saxophone, Bobo!

On vocals, Tatsuo! Golden boy, Zapata!

The Suibaku Sorens!

The Suibaku Sorens!

Okay, yeah!

Let's go, you fuckers!

I'll show you my band, the Suibaku Sorens!

OK!

Now, let me introduce tonight's guest.

She just woke up...

from a 3000 year sleep...

in China!

She's the nine tailed fox...

Youjo Melon!

Say yeah!

Yeah, baby!

Rossun...

You're not here anymore.

The dream is over, Rossun.

I was reborn, Rossun.

Let's go home.

You finally woke up.

Where am I?

It doesn't matter where you are.

Where are my friends?

Don't worry. Just lie down.

I won't be disturbed by anyone anymore.

If I can be with you,

I'll be reborn as many times as it takes.

Do you believe me?

Director: Masayuki Kuzumi

Subtitles: WiseJake237 -- JINGI MINAMI SUBS --