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? Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ?

? Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ?

? 'Cause in reality ?

? They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ?

- ? Wands and wings ? - ? Floaty crowny things ?

? OddParents, Fairly OddParents ?

? A new wish for magic hijinks ?

? Fish guy, pizza fries ?

? Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ?

? Ghost snoops, major whoops ?

? Baryonyx, time loops ?

? Pretty great, you've got it made ?

? With Fairly OddParents! ?

Aw, look at our little godkid.

Sleeping peacefully.

Well, let's wake her up.

Wake up, Hazel! - Come on!

Don't you wish to land safely?

Of course I do.

Don't you wish you were already dressed for the day?

Sure. Why not?

Thanks!

Um, did you magically brush my teeth?

Only because you wished for it.

You did wish for it, right?

All right, what gives?

What gives is you just made your 999,999th

wish on your wish card.

When you reach 1 million, you're allowed

to make a rule-free wish!

A rule-free wish?

That's right!

And if that wish was number 999,999, you only have--

Um, ooh, uh, let me think about this.

Evens-- - One!

I only have one wish left until my rule-free wish,

with no rules attached?

Not even a guideline?

That actually makes me a little nervous.

Feels chaotic, but cool, like I'm breaking the rules,

but not, 'cause there are none.

Well, here goes something.

I wish that drool was dry!

? There she is ?

? The kid who wished a million wishes ?

? It's not a mystery ?

? She wished--?

both: ? A million wishes! ?

Oh, dear, no signal!

Our magic isn't working.

Trip to Fairy World to investigate?

You know us so well.

It's like we've done this 39 to 40 times.

Fairy World, here we--

what happened here?

All the clouds are brown.

And the sky is gray.

Well, more of a blue-green thing, I guess.

Maybe something's up with Big Wand.

The big old yellow wand.

Hello? It looks blue.

Hmm, something wrong with the macrochip?

Better check with IT. - IT? That's it?

No fancy fairy name?

Oh, so only humans need

an Information Technology Department?

Geez, having to walk everywhere is tiring.

Is this what it feels like to be you all the time, Hazel?

I don't mind it.

'Cause you're sitting on my shoulders!

Speaking of sitting on shoulders--

Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Vlad the Impaler,

these are the legendary rulers of our past

upon whose shoulders I,

King Dev, conqueror of Fairy World,

now stand.

Pichah!

Dev?

And don't forget about me.

I remember you.

You gave me bad luck.

That's right.

It is I, Irep!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Irep,

joint conquerors of Fairy World.

Let's get Dev-ious!

That Fairy World sign--fix it.

Done and done-r.

Too big? - Not big enough.

Now you're talking.

Ooh.

What are we thinking?

Slap an E on it.

Ta-da!

What's that last one mean?

The department of everything I've ever wanted.

Um, wouldn't that be the DEIEW?

Seize them!

Wow, Dev taking over Fairy World?

Who saw this one coming?

Aw.

OK, seriously, Dev, what are you doing here, man?

It's not that deep.

Not that deep?

You don't know how hard it is for a guy like me.

Oof, I see where this is going, and I am uncomfortable.

You've been overshadowing me, showing up at my school,

marching around my city with your two fairies

and your big hats and whatnot, stealing my dad's attention.

So I did a little research on anti-fairies

on the anti-web, which, it turns out, they started.

And as it happens, we had the same goal--

take over Fairy World--

them in order to rule on Earth,

me in order to show my dad I should be his priority.

- Oof. - You said it.

So I had the Au Pairs 3D print a new Big Wand macrochip

that powers anti-fairy wands instead of fairy wands.

And bada king, bada boom.

And with me as his wingman,

King Dev can do whatever he wants without Da Rules

or dat loser, Peri, to stop him.

What have you done with Peri?

Yeah? Where's our son?

Uh, probably should have asked that sooner.

All in due time, Pam.

Pam? That's not even close to my name.

Time for phase two of my plan.

Has Dev thought my name was Pam this whole time?

Yeah, misnaming is kind of his thing.

People of Earth, I'm Dev Dimmadome,

son of Dale Dimmadome.

Are you ready for a new Dev-elopment?

Magic and fairies are real.

I was right!

I'm broadcasting live from fairy home base,

known as Fairy World,

where I'm now in charge.

Well, me and Irep.

Say hello, Irep.

- What up, squares? - Irep!

Bring my dad.

My son, "Development" Devin Dimmadome,

staged a hostile takeover of a whole land of magical beings.

I'm so proud of my son.

You heard him, right? Everybody heard that?

It almost makes me want to throw away my boots.

Almost. - OK, that's enough.

Irep.

Wow, Dev revealing magic to the world?

Who saw this one coming?

Now for phase three.

Irep, I wish all godkids were reassigned to anti-fairies.

No! We need the rules, Dev.

If kids can truly wish for whatever they want

all the time, it'll be chaos.

You see, Hazel, this is why you're

not getting a fairy at all.

Irep!

No!

Hazel!

Say hello to your son for me.

The king is Dev.

Long live the king.

Does anyone have any ginger ale?

- Peri! - Oh!

Oh, Cosmo, he doesn't look well.

Dev, is that you?

Magical backup?

Cosmo, Wanda!

Hey, there.

Remember us, your totally well-adjusted landlords?

And their kids?

Locked out?

Yes.

Cosmo and Wanda wanted me to water their ants?

I mean plants.

Sure.

We like to keep our ants' plants hydrated, too.

Ugh.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't our arch nemeses, Cosmo and Wand-"none of that."

Oh, no, we're being held captive

by the anti versions of us!

Yeah, I kind of saw this one coming.

If I'm lactose-intolerant, then I won't tolerate lactose.

Remove it!

Geography's too hard.

Let's make it one place.

The trouble with music is there's too many options.

Let's try a new beat.

I'll call it Dev-step.

? So, so, so, so ?

? So proud of my son ?

? So, so, so, so, so ?

? Proud of my son ?

? Makes me wanna ?

? Throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, ?

? Away my boots ?

? Almost, al--al-- al--al--al--almost ?

? Almost, almost, almost ?

? Want to throw away my--?

Irep!

Sorry, I'm a little stinker.

? So, so, so, so ?

? Proud of my son, makes me wanna ?

? Throw, throw, throw ?

Dimmadelphia's Action News 4 at 4:00.

Are we rolling?

Former King of America, Dev Dimmadome,

is back and rolling on a beatmaker river.

And the effects of rule-free anti-fairy

godparents--oh, they are being felt all over.

All competitions only have winners,

making sports pretty boring.

Couples are breaking up willy-nilly.

What's love got to do with it? Nothing.

And if you live near any pet cemeteries,

well, now might be a good time to move.

Whoa!

This is Tina Churner, reporting live

from our newly-named station DEV-O-VISION,

working for the Dev every night and day.

Ha!

I bet you're all wondering why I called you here.

Well, I've been keeping a big secret.

You see, for the past year,

I have had fairy godparents.

OK, you're in shock.

I'm sorry, I was sworn to secrecy. I--

Oh, no, I'm not quiet because I'm shocked.

I'm not surprised at all, actually.

Yeah, I mean, I knew something was up.

I had to face a manifestation of my deepest fears.

Your apartment was a hotel, and then it wasn't.

You sucked me into a magical game

world where we dressed up in a building-sized snake skin.

You all already knew?

Well, Dev taking over Fairy World

and revealing magic and everything

provided some much-needed context.

OK, dang.

That's a huge relief.

That was, like, really weighing on me.

I actually might need a second right now.

So how are we going to save Cosmo and Wanda?

Those weird next-door neighbors were your fairies, right?

You knew that, too?

Well, they have pink and green hair,

and you always talk to those pink-and-green fidget things.

And we're in their house, but they're gone.

So, again, context.

All right, then, let's get to it.

The plan is simple and only has one phase, phase 1.

We sneak into Fairy World, where Dev's

taken control of the Big Wand.

So part 2 of phase 1 is we have to restore

that power to fairies by retrieving

the original macrochip.

Going to subpart C of phase 1,

free Cosmo and Wanda from wherever they are.

And finally, save Fairy World!

That was definitely, like, four or five phases,

but I'm down.

Count me in!

In it to win it.

Let the Battle of Big Wand Begin!

But first, I gotta make some calls.

We're gonna need some help.

We anti-fairies are masters of torture.

We know your biggest weaknesses.

For instance, Cosmo, I have a dictionary full of big words

to make you feel...

discombobulated!

Ah! What does that mean?

Let me see that.

What are you doing with that book, Anti-Wanda?

A-Anti-Wanda, what are you--

you know that's the wrong way to look at--

oh, stop, please!

No, no!

You locked up all the fairies?

Of course I did.

I just wanted to stick it to Peri, Cosmo,

Wanda, and Jorgen-- you know, the regulars.

They're the ones who were holding me back.

Yes, but if all the fairies are free to roam around,

who's to stop them from stopping our takeover?

He's right, son.

Listen to your business partner.

If we're partners, we should listen to each other.

Key word, "partners."

Uh-uh. Key word, "business."

Removing the competition should always be a goal.

Irep, tell me more about your vision

for Fairy World-wide domination.

Happy to, Dale-ee-oh! My vision starts like this.

If you see-- - Consolidation.

Excuse me, I think you mean my vision?

I said--

My dad is always gonna do this, isn't he?

Sideline me and obsess about business.

Hey, Dev--I mean, King Dev.

What is it, Pam?

Wow, still? Never mind.

Look, it seems maybe you're having second thoughts.

I mean, you're a good kid deep down, right?

Deep, deep, deep--

Wanda!

Deep down.

Well, you may not know this,

but if fairies aren't able to make wishes,

we experience magical backup...

And explode into confetti!

Aw, that's cute.

Not cute, Dev. It's deadly!

The anomaly! What does she want?

We have to protect the chip.

Don't worry about me, Dad.

I'm sure I'll be fine right here.

Thanks to each and every one of you for answering my calls.

You all know what to do.

Get them!

- Jasmine! - On it!

? All you anti-fairies, stop right there ?

? Wave your hands like you ain't got a care ?

You can't make me do anything, child.

Wait. I'm raising the roof, aren't I?

Winn, cool whip 'em into shape.

You got it, Haze!

- Whoa. - Cool.

No, no, they're not cool. They're not!

So cool--

What is this substance?

It tastes unhealthy.

Hold on, I think there's a broccoli in here.

Now it's up to you, big fry.

You got it, small fry.

Now's our chance.

all: To the Big Wand!

Come back here!

How did Hazel get here?

Should we both go after her, leaving these cages unattended?

Good idea, my love. Let's go.

Dev, please, you've got to do something.

Magical backup is dangerous.

Since you split with Peri, he hasn't granted a wish in weeks.

Oh, look, he's already in stage one!

Dev--

Dev, is that you?

I got your favorite cereal from the cereal bar.

He's gonna to explode into confetti

if you don't restore his magic.

You wish to explode two pastramis?

I gotta check the rules.

A-ha, there, again with the rules,

always holding me back, keeping me from getting what I want.

I just want to make sure I do right by you.

You're my first godkid, and I-I care about ya.

Think maybe you're mad because what you really wanted

was impossible for any fairy to give you?

Chip's in the throne.

Now we just gotta find where Dev hid the macrochip.

Cosmo, Wanda, you're OK!

Eugh!

How'd you get out?

Dev, more or less.

He said the macrochip is in the throne.

Oh, really?

I think, deep down, he never meant to hurt anyone.

Deep down.

Like, deep, deep, deep, deep--

OK, now all we gotta do is restore

the Big Wand before Peri or anyone else

has any magical backup.

Um, Cosmo?

Yeah, what?

Your ears are leaking confetti.

Pam, help me.

We just gotta get this chip

to the top of the Big Wand.

I got us a ride.

You're now flying Stanky Danky's Stank-a-Dank Airlines,

the dankiest way to fly.

1, 2, 3.

Pull!

Oh, what's wrong?

Maybe we should try blowing on it.

Hazel--

No! Wanda!

How can I power this thing?

I got it.

Yo, Bary, we need assistance

of the Electric Light Steamboat variety!

Whoo-hoo!

Wanda, can you hear me?

It's yellow.

Wanda, I wish you would restore Fairy World

back to normal.

Anti-fairies, back to Anti-fairy World with you!

There is no such thing as fairies or magic.

This has been a ruse by the fairy tale book publishing.

They are desperate in this modern world.

Forget what you have witnessed.

Hmm, how does that make you feel?

You come to gloat? Yay, you win.

I heard you let Cosmo and Wanda go to save Peri.

Dev, you're next!

You had to know if we restored Fairy World,

you'd lose Peri and get your memory wiped.

But you helped them anyway.

Yeah, well, maybe I deserve it, Hazel.

You definitely do.

But thank you for doing the right thing.

So, does Fairy World have stock options, or--

He may have been a jerk, but he got my name right.

Maybe, deep down, he remembers.

Deep down.

Like, deep, deep, deep.

Thank you for your help, thin-limbed miners.

Now, forget all of these magical wonders--

Wait!

I'm still owed one rule-free wish, right?

One unstructured wish?

Yeah, she completed a million wishes.

Well, actually, 1,000,001 now,

after restoring everything.

How are you getting that?

First, you did 999,999...

My friends and my brother helped save Fairy World.

So for my rule-free wish,

I want them to keep their memories

and be allowed to know about fairies forever!

Rules are rules, Jorgen.

Yeah! And in this case, rules are "no rules."

I hate this,

but a deal is a deal.

All right!

Now leave.

Let's roll, godkid!

And, uh, godkid-friends?

Uh, what's the name for that?

Family.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

They're closing this thing out on a fart joke?

Oh, they better give us a season two!

? Billion ?

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