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? Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ?

? Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ?

? 'Cause in reality ?

? They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ?

- ? Wands and wings ? - ? Floaty crowny things ?

? OddParents, Fairly OddParents ?

? A new wish for magic hijinks ?

? Fish guy, pizza fries ?

? Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ?

? Ghost snoops, major whoops ?

? Baryonx, time loops ?

? Pretty great, you've got it made ?

? With Fairly OddParents! ?

Oh, watch out now.

It's the Hazel-saurus!

But she's no match for the Ptera-Dad-tyl!

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

We'll need 242 copies of my tell-all book,

"All's Well That Wells Tell,"

for the event this after-- oh, oh.

Hold on a second, Beatrish.

I need to roar with my daughter.

Look out!

It's the Momma-saurus rex!

Aah! She's gonna eat us!

Cool!

An Obtuse Rubber Goose from 2001 B.C.!

And...

Rocks.

These aren't just any rocks, HazelBasil.

They're fossilized gems from the Cretaceous Period.

Some say they create electricity when they smash

into other rocks made of the same magma...

The promo at my booth today should read,

"I scream, you scream. Wells Scream for Ice Cream."

And come into contact with the same magma build!

Hold on a second, Beatrish.

My husband is megaphoning.

The top ten geological-- oh.

Oh, sorry.

Top ten geological what?

Oh, man! Don't leave us hanging.

Oh, we're at the museum.

Yes, I know you love dinosaurs, Beatrish,

but as my assistant,

I pay you to assist me while I look at the dinosaurs.

Somebody say "dinosaurs"?

I'm giving dino-tours.

During the Mesozoic Era,

all sorts of terrible lizards walked the Earth.

From herbivores... - Plant eaters!

That's right.

To carnivores--

Uh, the meat eaters!

C-correct.

Or flying pterosaurs and aquatic reptiles,

which technically aren't dinosaurs, but--

True! Ha ha!

Some paleontologists even believe

some dinosaurs had feathers like birds.

James is wrong.

Contrary to the popular feather theory,

some scientists believe dinosaurs wore top hats,

and they even had electricity.

- Wow. - See, Hazel?

I heard that on Whispers' podcast.

Ah, Whispers Fred, my nemesis.

I was wondering when you might show.

So if you say some dinosaurs had feathers,

but Whispers Fred says you're wrong,

which one of you is right?

Well, no one really knows.

No one's ever seen a live dinosaur.

No one without fairies!

See ya in a bit, Hazelnut.

I'ma help your Mom with the booth.

Now that my Mom and Dad are off prepping

for whatever event my Mom was talking about going to

this afternoon, I wish to see a live dinosaur!

Yay!

Oh, yeah, now you can get that delivered to your house.

Yeah.

With my promo code, you can get 10% off.

You can understand this dinosaur?

Not only can we understand him, squirt, we know him.

This is Bary. He's a Baryonyx.

We met him on our 10,000-year vacation

through time and space.

Space. Space. Space.

This is awesome!

But I need to understand him too.

I wish Bary could speak English.

Where am I?

What is this place?

Tiny mammals and metal containers everywhere?

A dinosaur!

They're back!

I knew this day would come!

Waah!

Oh, right, dinosaurs haven't walked the Earth

in 65 million years.

I wish people weren't afraid of him!

Eh, never mind!

What were we yelling about again?

Amnesia!

I knew this day would come!

I think?

Sorry for the fright, Bary.

Maybe I should send him back.

Oh, could you? I want to go back

to this cool falling rock I saw in the sky.

You mean the comet that destroys all life on Earth?

- What was that? - What Cosmo means to say is,

the comet that destroys all dinosaur life on Earth!

What?

Uh, I can't send Bary back now, or he'll be doomed!

Hmm, if I can't send him home, I'll do the next best thing--

I'll get him a job! - Aah! What kind of a job

could a big ol' scary prehistoric lizard do?

No offense.

Here goes something.

I wish Bary got a job in a dinosaur movie!

The only way to stop the dinos is to vogue.

Oh, yeah. Vogue.

Mm! Uh-huh.

Whoa!

Hello, everyone.

Happy to be here.

Roar.

Cut! You're killing me, Bare.

You're supposed to be a scary dinosaur

that roars "roar," not just says "roar."

Don't you talk to my client that way.

I'm Bary's agent. I represent Zendaya.

Zendaya McGinty, the bean-frying champion

of Fort Wayne, Indiana!

I don't care who you are.

Open the door, get off my floor,

'cause I've just fired this dinosaur.

Uh, what are we going to do now?

Huh, since getting you a job

based on your dinosaur looks didn't work,

maybe your dinosaur knowledge will do us one better.

I wish you had a job at the Dimmsonian Museum!

Vogue. Vogue. Vogueee.

Ooh, I cannot wait to teach the world

about my old dinosaur friends!

Wait a minute.

This is all wrong.

And where for the love of dinosaur Pete

are their top hats?

And there's no exhibit for my hero, Thomas Rex-ison,

the inventor of dino-tricity.

Oh, yeah.

Bary knows all about dino-tricity.

Remember that time our car broke down

in the Jurassic period?

Bary gave us a jump using only a pebble!

What's up with everyone knowing

about dino electricity?

I knew it.

Nothing makes sense here.

Ugh!

This really isn't working.

What do you want to do now, squirt?

Since dinosaurs are big and strong,

I wish Bary had a job working with his hands.

I love using my core strength.

Awesome, Bary.

We found your place in the future.

High five!

Yay! Oops!

Oh, no! With no power, how will we ever have

our Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade today?

The what?

On the hottest day of the year,

Dimmadelphia throws a parade

where ice cream trucks covered in electric lights

pass out free ice cream!

How have I not heard of this before?

Hazelnut, you made it!

Mom, dad, what are you doing here?

Oh, working the Be Wells booth

at the Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade, of course.

Or I was before this disaster.

Beatrish, I'm gonna need you to eat 30 gallons of ice cream

before they melt. Choose, Beatrish--

your cholesterol or your job.

That's what I thought.

Oh, my gosh!

If we don't have any power and there's an ice cream parade

that depends on electricity

and it's the hottest day of the year, then that means...

Melted ice cream everywhere?

The parade is ruined!

Do you think anyone will notice it was us?

Which one of you is Hazel Wells?

Hazel Wells, you've been getting this Baryonyx jobs

all over the city and causing all sorts of pandemonium.

The Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade

hasn't been canceled in over 115 years.

I didn't mean to ruin the Eclectic Lime Boat--

all: The Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade!

Yes, that thing!

And I get that, Hazel. I'm not mad.

I'm just disappointed.

'Tis I, the May-or!

Oof, the mayor's disappointed in you, Hazel.

How are you holding up?

I'd be devastated, Hazel.

Miserable.

I just wanted to help Bary make a new life

for himself in Dimmadelphia.

But instead, I ruined things for him and the whole city.

Wait a second, Hazel.

I have another idea how we can save the day.

According to the great Thomas Rex-ison,

these gems make electricity.

Wow, you're really good at that, Bary.

This may actually work!

The parade is back on.

And now, thanks to Hazel, Bary, and some rocks,

Dimmadelphia now runs on sustainable gem power.

Hazel and Bary, I present to you the Key to the City.

Yay!

I'm sorry for pushing all these jobs on you.

I just wanted to make sure you were happy,

seeing as I brought you here and all.

So after everything you tried today,

is there something that you want to do, Bary?

Aha! I want to be an electrician.

Mm-hmm, I'll follow in the footsteps of my hero,

Thomas Rex-ison!

Oh, that's so beautiful.

Electric Light Ice Cream for everyone!

Aah, ha ha!

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