All language subtitles for La Palisiada 2023

In partnership
with the Ukrainian Institute and Eurimages

Production:

Ministry of Culture
and Information Policy of Ukraine

Ukrainian State Film Agency

Ukrainian Cultural Foundation

Göteborg Film Fund

VIATEL

CUC
(Contemporary Ukrainian Cinema)

Are you up?

No, I'm not coming.
I missed my train, you know?

Well, it happens.

Sometimes you miss the train.

No, it is just a case of missing a train.
This is…

the case.

How are you? How are you?

Which?

And how do you feel there?
Are you comfortable?

I see.

Listen, I think I'll catch a…

I'll catch the… the bus

and come. I thing I won't even be late.
I think I'll be right on time.

What is… What you… What do you mean?
What does this mean…?

Are you laughing at me?

Alright, let's…

Maybe you can say to me this: 253-26-28.

Do you remember? It's fun.

Actually, I'm sitting
in this room right now

and look at all this furniture,
thrown in the center like…

thrown one onto another
with this film on top,

it looks like
it's some kind of stage design.

Well, everything but these
stupid windows that my dad bought,

the plastic ones, and it's
the worst thing he ever did in life.

It's awful… he must be insane.

…he's been to a nuthouse
for three weeks. He liked it a lot.

He says he thought that his nurse
was a Shaolin monk incarnation.

Probably, everything to him
is like a movie.

And there was an incarnation.

Damn, it's brutal.
They shouldn't behave like that.

- I don't buy any of these stories.
- And what if he went crazy. I mean, he…

All of these stories, they are like…

He is just lucky
that he is tough Taiwanese

and he could get his passport back
in two days.

- Pass me Coke please.
- You know, these incredible stories,

these unbelievable stories that are
like… like they are seemingly different,

but each story reminds of another,
you know?

- Well, just, you know…
- They all are trying…

- Wait!
- They all are just competing to be like…

even more fucked up. Even more like…

incredible, you know.

It's like the fucking
MARVEL movies, you know.

- But incredible things do happen.
- This dude, this Eric, he's just…

These incredible stories
are not incredible.

He really have changed his life
after this.

He really realized that
he has to go home to his parents.

Yeah, of course…!

He had to realize this
when he was like, I dunno…

- In the beginning.
- Yes! For this…

And the best part is that
someone found his iPhone

and they sent it to him
by a delivery service.

And this is this kind of story too,
that Ukrainian people are so kind…

Kind Ukrainian people.

- …they found an iPhone and sent it back.
- Yes, yes!

This is a real story!

Recently, recently… Attention!

I don't remember in which country,
a 15-year old boy found 50 thousand…

Dollars!

- …and gave them back! He told, he told…
- He went with her to the same salon?

…he told his aunt that is,
who is kinda his guarding,

he told her about what he had found.
They set it aside.

And then, when they found a chick,
who lost it…

In the end she paid him
2.500$ from that amount.

I'm scrolling.

And was honored like a national,
a national hero or something like that.

Another thing happened, wait!
One more story.

One more story.

Cabinet of Ministers canceled
amendments by law 128, in which…

Her parents humiliate her during
a traditional American family dinner,

like in "Malcolm in the Middle"
and other sitcoms…

Oksana Shepitko posted a new photo…

535.

Probably, it's a code of Poland.

This is an F. For misbehavior.

It's the new one.

This one's old.

This one's new.

This poetry…

I don't remember.

I don't want to reread it. And this…

it's new. It's not bad.

Probably, it's because it looks
bad like this. Like, it's the whole point.

Yeah!

This dinosaur. I don't remember it.

These are old ones. This one's old.

This one's new. This one's old.

- This elephant is new.
- Yes.

A colored one.

"Act wisely."

So three, no, four
of your teeth have fallen out?

Yes, I need to cross out one more.

- Yes.
- I can't find any time to make it.

- Or forget.
- I see.

I remember this old thing.

And a wordplay about
"Eminem" and "Amy name".

By the way.

And here…

"Relax less, endure more."

Vice versa.

Okay!

It would be better vice versa.

Here's a snake, here's a skull.

Here's a dragon, here's a skull.

Here's a dragon, here's a skull.

I remember this one, too.

I am at the Experimental Art Center Museon
in Odesa

at the opening of the first
personal exhibition of Aisel Sabitova.

The exhibition is called
The Myth of the Golden Moon.

What was at the artist's mind when
she was creating all of this beauty?

Let's go and ask her.

Aisel, this is your first solo exhibition.
Congratulations on such a big event!

Do you feel anything special right now?

Actually, I'm trying not to feel anything
because if I'll start,

it's so overwhelming

that I'll run out of energy.

Have any of your friends, family
or loved ones come to the exhibition?

Actually, no one
of my family members is here.

But my friends are here, yes.

A few of them even came
all the way from Kyiv

specially to visit the exhibition.

From my family, only my father
is here, but he is a bit busy today.

But I think he will come later.

How long the exhibition will last?

About a month.

So, your dad will have
a plenty of time to come.

Has anyone else come?
Maybe your boyfriend?

What's up?

Oh, it's okay. That's fine.

No, why? Everything's alright.
Just for no reason.

Not enough energy, yes.

Yesterday? It was two days ago.

Yesterday I… Yes.

Because you even forgot when.

Thank you.

Well, yes, I told you.

Yes, thank you for your wishes.

No, it just seemed obvious
that you had to come.

I was sure you were going to come.
Well, it's even…

a thing that I don't even
have to tell you about. It's a…

I don't know.

Nah, it's not about the works,
it's about the support,

some kind of humane support, I don't know.

Nah, well, I don't know about this. I…

Here will be a ladder to the second floor,

to the open bedroom.

Bathroom and kitchen will be downstairs.
Very compact.

I don't know
how he fit everything in three meters,

but I fell in love with it
the moment I saw it

and realized that I need
to make the same thing.

But the point is you need a registration
to make it with a foundation.

But this way, if we manage to make it
without a foundation,

we don't need the registration.

- It's a legal trick of a kind, right?
- Well, where would we be without them?

I'm not saying anything, I understand.

Legal trick - yes,
you can put it that way.

But it's portable and compact.
You can pack a house in a small car.

In summer, you install it in Odesa,
in winter - in Carpathian mountains.

You fit it in there, and send it.

- Done?
- Yes, done.

Come on!

What are you trying to read?
It's just a bottle.

It's home made.

Thanks.

Since we all have gathered here,

I would like to drink to Kiril.

While you were away,
Aysel kept telling me about your journey,

that you won something, right?

Yeah, I did.

Nobody could explain to me

- what exactly did you win…
- What do you mean nobody?

…where did you go?

At least, I didn't get it,
so you better tell it yourself.

Anyways, I don't want
to devalue your prize,

but I wish this prize will become
the smallest in your life.

And let all the big ones wait for you
in the future, my dear!

- Thank you!
- To you!

It's very nice of you!

Let's clink the glasses!

Yes, I went to Florence.

- Did you go to other places?
- No, but it was more than enough.

Because the program was very rich.
It was a festival.

An exhibition…

- He visited him mother.
- …we won a prize there and…

No, mom's in Rimini,
and I was in Florence.

And we won a prize for our work…

- it is pretty prestigious prize.
- It is very nice.

Hey, do you remember
a restaurant in Florence?

- The Ukrainian restaurant.
- Yes, yes.

Aysel was about ten years old…

- A bit older - 12.
- Or maybe a bit older.

- Yes!
- It doesn't matter! And…

they served borshch.

- In Florence?
- In Florence!

- Yes!
- Borshch!

Well, it was a Slavic restaurant,
and we ordered that borshch,

and Aysel called up the waiter

and told him,
"My dad's borshch is better!"

No! It wasn't like that! Wait!

Then how?

She looked like that,
called up the waiter,

and told him,
"It's not borshch! I'm not eating this."

"I'm not eating this, because
my dad's borshch is the best!" Right?

- Yeah, yeah! It's daddy's.
- Of course!

Did you go to a museum?

Uffizi, Uffizi.
Is it correct to say Uffizi?

Yes, it is correct. Yes, I was there.

I was there. I saw all the originals.

Well, the copies are good too…

when you are looking at them in books.

And then this weird feeling, it was
like seeing what you already had seen.

But way more grandiosely,
and with many more tourists.

Yes, I remember. We had been there too,
and from what I saw…

I was speechless, as they say.

Whose syndrome…?

- Stendhal.
- Yes! Stendhal's syndrome.

I remember, there were separate halls…

- Yes!
- …in the museum:

Titian, Botticelli, yes.

It is a real art, it is.
I felt my feet were getting numb from it.

So, the Renaissance era,
but even when we were in Amsterdam,

in Van Gogh House Museum,
we saw something similar, remember?

- Um-huh!
- They use similar effects.

So, I don't know where the magic is, but…

for me the brightest memory
was the hall of Vrubel.

I couldn't leave in for like two hours.

The granny that was sitting there,
a controller, asked me to leave.

And do you remember
three years ago in Kyiv, right?

She took me to some kind of
modern art exhibition.

We were walking from one room to another,
it was a whole different experience.

Like, from a painting,
a big-scale work, right?

You receive this stream of energy,
some kind of information,

and it stays with you for a long time.

Are you, are you comfortable
with that, with that pillow?

- What?
- Are you comfortable with that pillow?

What, can't I use it like this?

No, you can. I'm just asking because
it is not meant for that, but…

For what then?

Well, it's a decorative
pillow, it's not for sleeping.

Um-huh, okay!
It means, I can't sleep on it.

Alright! I… Sorry, I didn't know.

- No, you can, I didn't mean that…
- Here you go!

I'm not about that,
you don't understand what I mean or what?

No, I understand that you dad
bought some decorative pillows.

They have to have their own place.

If they are not on their place,
it will cause…

a mess, it would be unpleasant.

Everything has to be in order.
Everything like the book says, right?

What do you mean?
I don't understand, are you joking?

Or, or is it the level of your negativity?

No, it's a joke.
It's obvious, it's a joke.

Of course, it's a joke,
because it's is absurd

to get picky about pillows,
do you understand?

It is not absurd, it is unhealthy, it's…

- a life in some fictional story.
- What does it have to do with my dad?

Well, because it starts from him.

He is a root, he is a root of this,

this, I don't know, aggression.

This, this dictatorship, understand?

He is a root of it,
don't you feel the pressure?

No, I don't really feel
what you are saying now…

Don't you feel it?

What does it has to do with dictatorship?

- You see, when you are sitting…
- What are you trying to say?

… so you are sitting with me
at the table - we all are sitting there,

do you feel your dad puts pressure on us,
one at a time, understand?

- No, I don't feel that.
- Don't you feel that?

- Maybe it's not the problem.
- It's scary that you don't feel that.

- It's so horrible.
- Maybe it's the question of perception.

How can you not feel it? What perception?

It is not about the perception.
It is impossible not to perceive.

This perception is insane!
I just perceive it at its fullest.

And everyone perceives it.
And you perceive it.

The worst part is that
you don't understand you perceive it.

And it pisses me off, understand?

The problem is not that you…

It pisses me off
that you are seeking for that.

You call me about your dad,
you have a problem with dads.

The windows are wrong.

At the table everything is wrong,
all around everything is wrong.

And I don't understand why…
And did you look at yourself? At yourself?

Did you look at yourself?

Yes, I am looking at myself.

And I feel that something is off.

- You always feel that something is off.
- I care about…

You, you don't care.

I care about not going crazy,
like you did…

- You care about trash.
- …understand?

Like you, you're just copying
your dad's behavior.

Copying his…

the world he created:

with the pillows,
paintings on the walls, understand?

- At least, I'm not a, not a…
- With animals on the beds.

It is just impossible!
It's unbearable. It's…

It's some kind of…
And the way he's making his wife

to play the music he likes!

It just takes it to the extreme. You can't
even imagine such an extreme. It's…

It's in the past, understand?
And I want to move on from this past,

and for some reason
you want to stay there.

- Everything is past to you.
- It's the old world!

- The old world, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How can you stay in this old world?

I'm burning right here!

My heels are burning,
when I walk around this house, understand?

As I understand,
it doesn't burn you at all.

As I understand,
it doesn't burn you at all. It's…

an athlete on surviving
in such a condition.

But I think you're not an athlete,
you're just…

you're just a part of it,
probably, I don't know.

I don't know how can you bear it…! You…!

Here I am asking you
to understand what do I mean.

Do you have any capabilities to do this?

Do you have any capabilities
to understand what I mean?

Or are you just looking
straight through me?

Or are you not looking through me?

Or are you shooting at me
all the way through?

I don't know what better metaphor
can I find.

You're just copying your father.

Good thing you are not copying him
at least in your paintings.

Because in your paintings
you are copying Matisse.

Of course, it's a bright side.

Here you… You can't be hiding anything.

Innocent!

Vassual!

Dimitros!

Bartholomew!

Mitrofan!

George!

Donatello!

Michelangelo!

Leonardo!

Raphael!

Caravaggio!

Picasso!

Gennady!

Anatoly!

Mister! Hello!

Kiril!

The third bell.

The audience is not allowed in the hall!

Thank you, doctor!

I was going to call an ambulance…

- I leave the keys here!
- Alright.

See, I put it here.

Feed us.

Rolling!

Crime reenactment.

March 14, 1996.

We had a conflict.

I started to choke him,

and pushed him to the ground,

he hit his head on this rock.

I pressed my knee against his chest

and choked him until he stopped breathing.

- Record everything.
- Rewind, rewind.

A gift from the Ministry of Health.

What's this?

During the second reenactment,
he started showing it differently.

I asked to record everything,

but the criminalist rewound
the tape to the start.

- Rolling!
- Hear that.

Crime reenactment.

March 14, 1996.

We had a conflict.

I started to choke him,

and pushed him to the ground,

he hit his head on this rock.

I pressed my knee against his chest

and choked him until he stopped breathing.

- Record everything.
- Rewind, rewind.

A gift from the Ministry of Health.

Go.

Let's start?

The first thing I'd like to know
is how do you feel, Bohdan?

Do you have any complaints?

I feel okay.

It's hard to speak.

What do you mean "hard to speak"?
Could you explain?

Alright.

My name is Volodymyr Mykolayovych.
Will you remember it?

Yes.

What is your patronym?

Oleksandrovych.

Bohdan Oleksandrovych?

What is the year of your birth?

Sixty-ninth.

How old are you?

Twenty six.

Are you sure?

Maybe, 27?

Maybe 27.

Don't you remember your age?

Can you calculate?

Yes.

I used to like math in school.

Do you know the multiplication table?

Yes.

How many is seven times eight?

Seven times eight…?

Okay… Five times two?

Five times two is ten.

Do you have any troubles with memory?
Do you remember everything well, Bohdan?

Well… I think yes.

Do you remember my name?

- I forgot…
- Did I tell you?

I think so…

My name is Volodymyr Mykolaiovych.

- Can you remember?
- I can.

Do you remember things
that happened a long time ago?

For example,

do you remember
when Ukraine gained independence?

What was the name of the country
where we used to live?

It had four letters.

SSSR.

USSR, you remember everything, Bohdan.

Have you seen
any of the people in this room before?

How long have you been detained?

A month or two…

What is the day of the week today?

I don't know.

You don't know or don't remember?

I don't know…

Can you name the days
of the week backwards,

starting from Sunday?

Sunday, Saturday,

Thursday…

Don't worry.

Wednesday,

Tuesday,

Monday.

At ease.

Go. We just came for fishing.

Take her away from here.
Tell her we need his notebook.

The experts didn't do well.

Besides, there's snow!

Are there any photos?

It's a nightmare!

Take the hand!

- Did they take a photo from the water?
- They did.

Where is his wife?

She's here. Not my fault.

Is the driver here?

You will now collect
all cigarette butts here!

Who took the pictures?

Please, don't touch anything here.

You want me to touch your face?

- Is it your photo?
- Yes.

Isn't it cold here?

Do you care about the view?

See mine. Maybe we could swap?

Stepan!

Raise your head. At the camera.

Raise your head. Hand down.

Raise your head.

Hands behind your head! At the camera!

Raise your head!

Raise your head!

- Where are you from?
- Lachin. (Azerbaijan)

- Raise your head.
- Raise your head.

Raise your head.

In the garden - firewoods,
on this firewoods - fellas goods.

Raise your head.

Raise your head, you, in camouflage!

Raise your head!

Raise your head!

Raise your head!

Raise your head and take off your hat!

Put your hair from face!

Bastard.

Raise his head.

Hands behind your head!

Raise your head.

Not at me, at the camera!

Raise your head!

Raise your head!

Raise your head, at the camera!

Raise your head!

Hands!

- Hands!
- Hands!

- Hands behind your back!
- Take him here, come on!

Take him, take him!

Not the dirty one! Take him away!

C'mon, hurry up!

Hurry!

There you have it.

Hold it, please!

Got it!

Turn off the radio!

Take a look, it may be demountable.

Get everything fucking out!

Wow! One second!

I've never had this one!

Sasha, what did you have then?

Let me take a photo of his face!

Okay, pack him, go.

Who the next one, captain?

Well, it's not pork for sure.

- Can I take it?
- Yes.

Eat, Sasha.

Let's try it on and then I'll finish.

First, finish the meal,
and then try it on.

He's so ungrateful.

Very tasty!

"Suspects in the murder of
a police colonel have been detained.

"Around 30 suspects were
detained during the investigation

"of the high-profile murder
of Andriy Puha,

"a police colonel from Uzhgorod.

"Yesterday, February 26,

"senior investigator of the Prosecutor
General's Office Oleksandr Budnikov

"and police major Ilgar Sabitov

"conducted a series of mass detentions.

"Potential malefactors
were detected and detained

"during the operational actions.

"Around 30 men,

"26 through 45 years of age,
were detained.

"Currently, the suspects

"are in custody
until the further investigation.

"Details of the case
have not yet been disclosed."

Does it say anything about the excise?
Should I quit smoking yet?

You've been quitting the whole week.

Well, he doesn't need to.

Morika, sweetie, at 41 minutes.

You have about 15 minutes left.

This is beef!

♪ Sheep, oh my sheep ♪

♪ Sheep, oh my flock ♪

♪ Who will guide you grazing? ♪

♪ Who will guide you grazing
When I leave you? ♪

♪ Once I will be gone? ♪

It's the most shallow spot.

She used to swim there in winter.

While swimming, she saw two men fighting.

Then they fell to the ground,

and one pushed the other into the quarry.

Does she recall any special features?

Do you remember some special features?

He was bold.

He was bold.

So he didn't wear a hat?

I remember that during the argument,

one of them knocked off another man's hat.

She said, they saw one of them
pushing the hat from the other's head.

How far she was?

About 40-50 meters.

At first, I thought that
they were lovers, kissing.

What did she say?

She says she thought it was just

a couple conversing.

The tape is over.

Even the captain says
that place is dangerous.

Stop lecturing me.

I need to know
where are you and what is happening.

Let's not talk about this here.

Doors!

Or do you want me to tell them
why I swim there alone?

What did she say?

She says the bold one
was wearing a sports jacket.

I can roll.

Would you mind telling
me everything from the top?

The captain is kindly asking you
to start from the very beginning.

Do I have to testify again?

I have written everything down in details.

Just a second!
It was some tape from drills.

Will it be in color?

No!

Looks like our character.

This one has a record too.

Note this one.

Maybe you smoke outside?
The weather is nice.

Thank you!

This one's also ours.

These guys both have records.

What about this one?

Not this one. He is too young.

Still, make a note.

Those two seem hairy.

Here. Here, both are ours.

So, do you have more films to show?

- Do you recognize anyone?
- Do you recognize anyone?

No, none.

To the left, please!

Khodanych!

Probably, it's the second one.

Can he take off the hat?

Take off your hats!

Still, the second.

I don't know… Hard to tell…

Hard to tell,
but he was wearing a similar jacket.

- She remembers the jacket?
- Do you remembers only him jacket?

I don't know…

They all look alike from afar,

actually, I saw them only from behind.

Turn around!

Yes, it looks like the second one,

because the pattern
on his jacket is similar.

Turn around again,

take your jackets on.

Have you seen him before?

Hello! Hi!

How are you doing?

Can I speak to Aysel, please?

Hello, my sweetheart! How are you?

I missed you so much!

My girl! What you're doing?

How was the kindergarten?

What did you do at the class today?

Good girl!

Will you show me your drawing
when I'm back from the trip?

Don't say goodbye yet!
Please, let's talk for another minute!

I missed you so much. Yes!
I'll be back in two weeks!

No, I just missed you so much.

Wanted to talk to you.
I couldn't reach you yesterday, yes.

I'll be back in two weeks, let's ask mom

if you can stay with me for the weekend.
What do you think?

If you can stay at my place
for the weekend in two weeks.

You don't want to sleep over?

No, I'm not crying,
it's just my throat, it hurts!

I know, my little!
I just missed you so much.

And I thought it's been a while
since you stayed with me.

Just for a day. If you want to. Okay?

Of course, we'll go there!
I'll get some pencils,

so you can draw.
Will you make my portrait?

Bye! Love you!

I hug you back!

Do you remember Flesharovskyi?

He's unforgettable!

I don't pick up.

The bar is bad, it spins…

Now he's driving cars over the border…

- Flesharovskyi?
- Uh-huh.

♪ Sheep, oh my sheep ♪

♪ Sheep… ♪

Give me a cigarette!

♪ …and my flock ♪

♪ Who will guide you grazing ♪

♪ Once I will be gone? ♪

♪ Hey, my sheep, go grazing ♪

♪ Where mountains are high ♪

♪ And I go to Ksenia ♪

♪ And her darkest eyes ♪

A bit more on the left, please.

Ready?

Rolling!

Crime reenactment. March 5, 1996.

Witnesses come closer, please.

Show all your actions in the same order.

Stop walking there,
we are recording the reenactment!

We had an argument here.

I grabbed his neck
and pushed him to the ground.

More details.

I pushed him to the ground
and hit his head against this rock.

Did he faint?

No, he didn't.

- Did he fight back?
- Yes.

I put my foot on his neck

and started to choke him.

How did you get rid of the body?

I found a camera. Cold case, we have.

Show me how.

Like this.

Let's wrap.

Should we include the camera as evidence?

Give it to Stepan.

- How much?
- One and a half million.

It's an organic alcohol.

- How much is the one you are playing?
- This one is not for sale.

Back when I was a soldier in Voronezh,

my mother sent it to me with salt beef,
since then I have played it.

Pick any of these. Take a look.
This one is 1.5 million.

This Chinese - two million.

This one is 1.5 million too.

German, Chinese. This one's also Chinese.

This is German,
this is Chinese, this is piccolo -

five million, this - two million.

This one is a bass piccolo.

Pick any.

Who are you buying it for?

For my son, he plays piano.

- How old is he?
- Eight.

Oh, than buy a cheap one,

and when he grows up

and learns to play,
you'll buy him a serious harp.

You've blown it, now you have to buy it!

Once I did that too in a shop in Budapest,
I've just put it into my mouth

and that's it, I had to buy it.

Okay.

As the first customer,
you can take it for 1.3 million.

Thank you.

Let it play well, and let the kid learn.

What do you want, sir?

What is this?

Sound of my childhood.

I want to learn how to play.

Hey, a train.

Life is a trumpet.

Life is life.

What's there?

Ilgar,

wait for me.

I'm not going anywhere.

And I would.

"My whole life I was blowing a telescope

wondering why there was no music."

So many years of conversations,
and all only in letters.

By the way,
he was working as a prison guard.

One does not work in prison,
but serves, like in church.

And I am so confuse.

It was so hard to understand this woman.

Guys, I have no doubt in you,
but I doubt myself.

All these jackets and faces.

I'm tired.

Sorry.

Amen.

Sasha, I packed you some clothes.
You have the same size.

Right.

You can look at them later.

What's your carriage number?

Six.

Okay, enough goofing off…

Come on, sit straight!

That's enough of goofing.

Like a "Wanted" poster.

Okay, I'll be in the corridor.

♪ An old turtle-turtle-turtle
Is in the water chilling-illing ♪

♪ And the turtle-turtle
Her feet is cleaning-ing ♪

♪ Crocodiles-diles-diles
Nearby are swimming-iming ♪

♪ And the turtle-turtle
Frightened starts screaming-iming ♪

♪ The old turtle-turtle-turtle
On the sand is chilling-illing ♪

♪ And the turtle-turtle
In her shell had warmest feeling ♪

♪ And two pythons-ython-ythons
Nearby are creeping-iping ♪

♪ And the turtle-turtle
Frightened starts screaming-iming ♪

♪ The old turtle-turtle-turtle
In the grass is sitting-iting ♪

♪ And the turtle-turtle
Some green clover is eating-eating ♪

♪ Above her some geese-ese
In the air are fying-ying ♪

♪ And the turtle-turtle
Frightened starts screaming-iming ♪

♪ The old turtle-turtle-turtle
On the stone is sitting-sitting ♪

♪ And the turtle-turtle
She's so scared that she is shivering ♪

♪ In a moment-oment-oment
Spreads her wings, goes higher-higher ♪

♪ Above cloud-ouds
Our turtle's flying-ying ♪

♪ Any kid you ask can tell
Turtles don't have wings in shell ♪

♪ But when fear looks in the eyes
Even turtle starts to fly! ♪

- ♪ Aha!
- Aha! ♪

♪ The old turtle! ♪

"Moscow will never leave Sevastopol,

"as Sevastopol is the stronghold
of the Russian state." - he said.

It's not the first time Moscow mayor uses
Ukrainian territory for such statements.

They usually coincide
with the bloody actions in the ex-USSR.

The so-called
"settlement of the Chechen issue"

- caused outrage in Ukraine…
- Raise your head.

…to distract public attention is the goal

of orthodox Moscow politicians…

♪ In Sambir ♪

♪ In Sambir, in Sambir… ♪

♪ In Sambir ♪

♪ The girls are lovely ♪

Let's play "Name That Tune"?

Stand up.

Stand up!

Do you remember we used to have "Arnika"?

- What's "Arnika"?
- Morozov's vinyl.

Put this on!

Why do you keep coming back there?

You have found him.

So you don't need your son anymore?

Let him fly alone.

Let him get to the airport by himself.

Till the eighth.

And even if 'till the third.

Is it from the Artemis?

No! It from that asshole in the red car.

We found it in a glove-box.

Chill!

Was there anything between you and Morika
in the Institute?

Roll over on your side.

Hold with your umbrella him camera.

We are wait or we are wet?

One foot is dry,
the other is completely not to try.

This camera is so ancient,
it saw man who called the Duke.

Even the umbrella folds on me.

Alexey is completely wet.

Rolling!

Crime reenactment. March 14, 1996.

We had a conflict.

I grabbed his neck
and pushed him to the ground.

- Where?
- I stop or what?

Rewind to the beginning.

Record everything.

Rewind, rewind.

A gift from the Ministry of Health.

Rolling!

Crime reenactment. March 14, 1996.

We had a conflict.

I pushed him to the ground,

he hit his head on this rock.

I pressed my knee against his chest

and choked him until he stopped breathing.

He can be classified
as a socially dangerous individual.

After the expertise

After the expertise by the most
experienced forensic psychiatrists,

the committee
had come to an unanimous conclusion:

Bohdan Biliak does not
suffer from any mental illness…

It is not true.

You can speak in court
only with the judge's permission.

…he is able to understand
his actions and control them.

The additional expertise confirmed

as for today Biliak does not suffer
from any mental illness

and does not need
an inpatient examination.

My child!

My child!

Oh, son!

You're so stubbly.

You look like your father.

When did you come?

Oh, I don't even know anymore,
on the Wednesday or Thursday.

I bought you some food.

My sunshine!

Sit down!

Eat something, my dear!

You need vitamins!

Look, you are so skinny!

I wanted to bring you some cakes,
but my hands couldn't lift so much.

I made so many, they will spoil.

The fridge is leaking.

Volodia came and did something to it,

and then in the middle of the night
I hear "Bang!"

Everything falls apart without you, son.

Bohdan,

tell me,

I don't understand anything anymore.

Do you hear me, son?

Why your eyes are so heavy?

The best goalscorer of FC Nyva,
Nahorniak, who scored five goals,

currently plays for FC
Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk. Among the players

who were announced for this game,
on field and on the bench.

Laktionov, Parshyn, and Chervonyi
have one goal each.

Great interception by Serhiy
Shmatovalenko, he's with the ball.

Solovienko attacks.
A pass to the penalty area.

And kick in the air!

A perfect combination from FC Dynamo Kyiv.

A beautiful kick and the score
is 1:0, Dynamo Kyiv is leading.

You can see the President of Ukraine
Leonid Kuchma, looking pleased,

Ex-president Leonid Kravchuk,

Ukrainian Parliament Chairman
Oleksandr Moroz.

As you can see, just like the thousands,
tens of thousands fans

at the Olympic stadium, they love football

and cheer when they see a beautiful game.

1:0 - Dynamo is leading.

And the team from Vinnytsia
starts in the mid-field.

That was indeed a beautiful episode.

Oh! That's a close up!

I bought him a computer, 486.

With a printer and CD-ROM.

Your son is lucky to have a dad like you.

…and she said, that she wants
to see me next to a nice man.

Tall and handsome.
It would be nice to come with him. Right?

Honcharova, why are you so cynical?

I'm not cynical, I'm right!

Oh yes!
Choosing a man like a horse at bazar.

Do you want sometning?

Don't you feel it's hot in here?

What is this? Who is pointing it?

Oh, it's you!

You're a bandit!

Carefully! Play like kids.

A moment of your attention please!

Sixty is certainly an important mark.

Therefore we made a special medal,

first we would like

to hang it on
Volodymyr Mykolaiovych'es neck,

and later let it fall onto his chest.

Here is the medal,

it has the appropriate engraving.

It's for the first place!

Yes, yes!

Do you hear what they are saying?

Thank you!

There is also a corresponding decree.

Please, let me as a state counselor
of justice read it to you.

Regulations and description
of the honorary jubilee medal.

The first:

in honor of the notable date

on behalf of the Supreme Council
of Friends and Colleagues

this anniversary medal

after delivery becomes
the property of the hero of the day

and a part of the gold fund of Ukraine.

The second:

after engraving and registration

of the documentation
in the Ministry of Justice

the medal falls into the category
of the artifacts of the new millennium.

That's right!

The medal is under the protection
of the Supreme Council,

and after its delivery
under the protection of the state

and the hero of the day himself.

The third:

after the award ceremony the medal
is worn around the champion's neck

either on his chest or on his beck,

depending on the condition
of the champion,

on the most joyful and solemn days.

Great!

Liusia wanted, she's probably not around.

- Liusia, I'm pouring you some champagne!
- Sure!

Show us, come on!

But be careful!

Hold her tight!

Don't fight! Stop fighting!

You knocked Kiril down.

Are you wild?

Are you wild like dad?

No!

Volodymyr Mykolaiovych,

you've heard so many nice words today:

that you are a sufferer…

a breadwinner,

a father and a grandfather.

What else can I wish you?

Understanding,

and love.

Love from the people around you,

and the people who are far from you,

from your children,

and your grandchildren.

Thank you! Thank you…

Sasha!

Would you mind if I tell about you…

about your "la palisiada"?

I can't refuse the hero of the day.

Well, it's a medical secret…

after all.

Oleksandr Vasylyovych

liked to use complicated words.

And once his expert opinion
had fallen into my hands,

and there was this new,
unknown, and weird word -

"la polisiada".

I looked through
every psychiatry dictionary.

Called to every psychiatrist I knew.

And the next day at work
I immediately went to Sasha.

What is this?

And he told me,

"It's a figure of speech."

Speech redundancy.

Exactly!

Go to the window!

More water!

No!

Fucked up!