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Ah.
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Ah. Hmm.
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Stuart.
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Illumination!
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
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♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪
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♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
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♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
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♪ Your life double-sided ♪
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♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
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♪ What side do I get? ♪
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♪ Which side are you on? ♪
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♪ So what have you done? ♪
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♪ Some of your dirt
has come to light ♪
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♪ Why were you ♪
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♪ Speeding up that hill ♪
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♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪
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♪ And someone saw you
in a fight ♪
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♪ Am I right? ♪
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♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪
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♪ You must get over to it
right away ♪
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♪ If anyone can do it ♪
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♪ You gotta get there soon,
it's not okay ♪
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♪ You got cars to drive,
plenty jets to fly ♪
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♪ When will you arrive? ♪
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♪ You're running outta time ♪
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♪ Don't you see that everything
is on the line? ♪
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♪ Am I right? ♪
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♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ The thrill of
the double life. ♪
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Phil, Ron, Ralph, stay focused!
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Ah. Okay, okay.
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Okay, our target
is Maxime Le Mal,
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one of the Anti-Villain
League's most wanted.
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And trust me, a real jerk.
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So, there is no room for error.
Got it?
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Si, boss.
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Uh, boss? Uh, Gru?
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♪ Yo, pretty ladies
around the world ♪
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♪ Got a weird thing
to show you ♪
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♪ So tell all
the boys and girls... ♪
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-Phil! Ron!
-Huh?
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Looka! Looka! Oh!
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Yummos!
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Come here, come here.
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Ah.
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Pusha. Pusha.
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Ah...
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-Helpa. Ah, helpa.
-Ah.
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Ah. Oh, helpa.
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Kids can be so cruel,
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but Maxime can be even crueler!
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Oh!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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If it isn't Gru-ser the Loser.
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Well, if it isn't Maxime Le Mal.
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You look...
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Magnificent?
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Yes, I know.
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What did you think, huh?
I was going to look
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like a bald loser
with a dad bod?
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Oops, looks like
you beat me to it, no?
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Well, that's not...
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Ooh!
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Oh.
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It's good to laugh, no?
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Anyway, you remember
my girlfriend, Valentina?
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She was captain of
the Femme Fatales cheer squad
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and the most popular girl
in school, huh?
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I remember.
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Good to see you, Valentina.
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What happened, Gru?
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All your dreams of becoming
a famous villain,
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they go poof-poof, huh?
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Well, I don't know if you know,
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but I did manage
to steal the moon.
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Really?
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You mean that moon?
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Is this on?
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Can I have everyone's
attention, please?
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Good evening, and welcome,
Lycee Pas Bon alumni.
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Now, we're going to kick off
the festivities
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by announcing the winner
of our most coveted award,
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the Golden Alumni.
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And so, without further ado,
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the winner of this year's
Golden Alumni is, uh...
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oh, my favorite student,
Maxime Le Mal!
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-What? What?
-Oh, thank you.
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Are you kidding me?
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Thank you. Merci.
Merci beaucoup.
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Mais non, you don't have to.
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-Oh, thank you. Thank you.
-♪ You're unbelievable. ♪
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Thank you.
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I'm sure you all know
that I have
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something very big in the works.
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Now, some of you laughed
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at my childhood obsession
with cockroaches.
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But I quickly learned
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that they are a miracle
of evolution.
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And I have found a way
to harness the strength
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and the speed and the--
what is the word?--
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unsquishability of
the most powerful creature
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on the planet.
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Which makes me indestructible
and unstoppable!
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Maxime!
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Maxime! Maxime!
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Behold, the power
of the cockroach!
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Oh!
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Aah, aah! Stop! Oh, oh, stoppa!
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Aah! Stoppa!
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So, my sad little friend,
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what do you say about that, huh?
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Well, I'd say
you're under arrest,
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courtesy of
the Anti-Villain League.
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Oh, I don't think so, mon ami.
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Oh, yeah? Goop Grenade!
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Move in.
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-AVL!
-Stay where you are!
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Move, move, move!
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Stay there!
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Freeze!
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Gotcha.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!
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This is not happening.
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C'est impossible.
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Get your hands off of me!
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I...
I am commanding you to let...
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So long, Maxime.
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Who's the loser now?
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Loser!
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Loser! Loser!
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This is not over!
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You won't always have the AVL
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to fight your battles,
you coward.
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Mark my words,
I will exterminate you!
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What?
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Not, uh... not scary at all.
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Hello, everybody.
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-Gru, what's up?
-Hey, Gru!
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-Hey, Gru.
-I'm so happy you're here!
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What's shaking in the Gru house?
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Look what I taught Lucky.
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Lucky, sit.
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Aw, Lucky. I said "sit."
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Well, it is only
his first lesson.
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Uh, maybe we practice outside
from now on.
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There's my favorite husband.
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Did you remember
to get the milk?
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Well, yes. They had a few kinds.
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They got the almond milk,
soy milk, hemp milk,
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oat milk, goat milk,
chocolate milk, half-and-half,
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powdered and of magnesia.
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What about regular milk?
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Uh, they don't make that
anymore.
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Oh.
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Wait a minute.
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One, two, three girls.
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One wife.
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Something is missing.
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No, I think that's
all of us, yeah.
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You know what,
I keep forgetting-- this guy!
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Oh!
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There's my boy!
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There he is.
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A-coochie-coochie-
coochie-coochie.
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Where is Daddy's hug?
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Oh, looks like somebody's
a little cranky.
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Behind that sourpuss,
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I know you love your dada!
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Go on, say it. "Dada."
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"Dada."
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Yes, of course he loves you.
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He just... he just doesn't
show it on his face.
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Or with his body language.
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Right, Gru Jr.? Come on.
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Show Daddy
how much you love him.
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Oh, I know what
will make you happy.
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Mmm. Bahama Medley.
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No?
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It's from the Bahamas--
all of them.
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Look. Oh, so yummy.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Oh, that really tastes
like the Bahamas.
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See? He loves his daddy.
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He's sharing.
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Phil, Ralph, Ron.
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Thanks, guys.
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Ramsbottom?
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"Bottom."
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I need a word with you both.
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-Sure, but what...
-I'm sorry,
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there's no time for chitchat.
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Maxime Le Mal has sent you
a message from prison.
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Bonjour, Gru.
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I know you can hear me,
so hear this.
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You think you can humiliate me
and get away with it, yes?
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But no!
When I break out of prison,
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I'm coming for my revenge, Gru,
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but this time,
I won't go so easy on you.
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And I know where you live,
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so you'd better sleep
with one eye open,
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'cause you can't hide from me.
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Sweet dreams, Gru-ser!
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Don't worry,
he can't get out of there.
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It's a maximum security prison.
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Ah, yes, well, um...
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he escaped yesterday.
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What?!
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Leave our home?
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Oh, no, you're gonna love it.
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It's-it's called the safe house,
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and it's fun, and it's safe,
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and it's fantastic,
and we're going.
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Yeah, you'll get a new room,
go to a new school.
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That'll be fun, right?
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Everything's gonna be new.
We love new.
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What about all my friends?
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You'll make new friends,
probably better ones.
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-I can't believe this.
-Yes, yes.
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Lot of emotions,
big life change.
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Less talking, more walking.
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Come on. Here we go.
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I'm sorry you can't go with us,
Lucky.
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Take good care of him.
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Be good, Lucky.
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Don't forget to practice
your tricks.
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We'll arrive at the AVL
safe house in a few hours.
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Mayflower is a lovely town.
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A lovely, safe, boring town.
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Trust me,
it is for the best, Gru.
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And what about Grandma?
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And Uncle Dru?
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I'm sorry, no one can know
of your whereabouts.
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Not even family.
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Bingo,
there's your silver lining.
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And you promise to take care
of the other Minions?
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They'll be safe and sound
at AVL headquarters.
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I have big plans for them.
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Good luck with that.
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♪ Been a bad girl, I know I am ♪
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♪ And I'm so hot, I need a fan ♪
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♪ I don't want a boy,
I need a man... ♪
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That is it!
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Quiet!
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You are now on Carl's bus.
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And Carl is
a longtime AVL employee
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whose retirement benefits
are almost vested,
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so while on Carl's bus,
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you follow Carl's rules.
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No shenanigans, no antics
and no tomfoolery.
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Tom?
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So this ends now,
or you're gonna see
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a side of Carl
you do not want to see.
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Do I make myself clear?!
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Bazooka!
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♪ Yah yah yah, boombayah... ♪
266
00:14:47,935 --> 00:14:49,562
Carl does not like this!
267
00:14:49,604 --> 00:14:51,272
Watch your hands.
What are you doing?
268
00:14:51,314 --> 00:14:53,357
Who's pinching?! No!
269
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:54,734
♪ Yah, yah, yah, yah ♪
270
00:14:54,775 --> 00:14:56,194
-♪ Let's go! ♪
-♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪
271
00:14:58,988 --> 00:15:02,283
Here we are,
the town of Mayflower.
272
00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:03,492
The safe house has been used
273
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:06,329
to protect our agents
for decades now.
274
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,247
Oh, look at that place.
275
00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:10,708
Wow, look at these lawns,
the flowers.
276
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,085
Whoa, that is cool!
277
00:15:13,127 --> 00:15:14,378
Are we really gonna live here?
278
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,255
-Look at that fountain!
-Whoa.
279
00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:18,299
Awesome.
280
00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:19,800
Oh, is that one ours?
281
00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:21,969
-Uh, uh, looka.
-Whoa! -Look at that!
282
00:15:22,011 --> 00:15:23,471
Oh, that's pretty!
283
00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:25,556
I could get used to this.
284
00:15:27,850 --> 00:15:31,354
Ooh, it looks like
a princess lives there!
285
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:33,814
And here it is.
286
00:15:35,024 --> 00:15:37,318
Your new home.
287
00:15:42,156 --> 00:15:43,824
Oh.
288
00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:45,534
Hmm. No fountain.
289
00:15:45,576 --> 00:15:47,870
I'm sure it's gonna be great.
290
00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:49,580
Come on.
291
00:16:00,675 --> 00:16:04,470
Wow, it's so...
cold and uninviting.
292
00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:06,013
But in a homey kind of way.
293
00:16:06,055 --> 00:16:07,306
What?
294
00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:10,434
Yes, everything here
is AVL standard.
295
00:16:10,476 --> 00:16:11,811
What it lacks in comfort,
296
00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:13,938
it more than makes up for
in functionality.
297
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:17,775
Th-There's even a fully
automated lockdown mode.
298
00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:19,235
Isn't that fun?
299
00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:21,320
Ooh, full lockdown mode.
300
00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:22,655
Yay.
301
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:24,907
It has a vending machine!
302
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:28,411
I love this place!
303
00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:34,667
Uh, uh, looka.
304
00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,463
This will be great.
305
00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:41,257
All right, now down to business.
306
00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:45,261
For your own safety, you'll all
be assuming new identities.
307
00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:47,722
New identities?
Is that really necessary?
308
00:16:47,763 --> 00:16:49,765
It's not up for debate, Gru.
309
00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:52,601
Now, you are
a solar panel salesman.
310
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,980
Lucy, you're a hair stylist
at an upscale salon.
311
00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:58,149
A hair stylist?
312
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,775
Yes! Jackpot!
313
00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:01,736
Silas, did you choose that
because you knew
314
00:17:01,777 --> 00:17:04,780
I cut my own hair and that
I would totally rock at this?
315
00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:06,907
No.
316
00:17:06,949 --> 00:17:08,451
"Chet Cunningham."
317
00:17:08,492 --> 00:17:11,287
Da, that's got
a nice ring to it.
318
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:12,496
Girls.
319
00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:13,998
Cool.
320
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,791
I'm Blair.
321
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,126
Britney?
322
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:18,669
My name is Bree?
323
00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:21,088
Oh, come on. There are
worse names than Bree.
324
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,090
Yeah, like Blanche.
325
00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:24,633
Yes, Margo.
326
00:17:24,675 --> 00:17:27,053
Blanche?
Oh, that is a terrible name.
327
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:30,681
Imagine being named Blanche.
328
00:17:30,723 --> 00:17:33,309
Truly, I cannot think
of a worse...
329
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:35,144
My name's Blanche, isn't it?
330
00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:36,437
Yup.
331
00:17:36,479 --> 00:17:38,064
Well, I'll get used to it.
332
00:17:38,105 --> 00:17:41,484
Well, why don't you girls go
and pick out your rooms
333
00:17:41,525 --> 00:17:43,861
while I have a word
with your parents?
334
00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:48,240
Yes, I-I didn't want
to frighten the girls,
335
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:49,825
but it is absolutely crucial
336
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:52,161
you keep your true identities
under wraps.
337
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:56,457
Gru, you're going to have
to try to not be so Gru-ish.
338
00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:58,042
What is that supposed to mean?
339
00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:01,629
Well, I'm just saying you tend
to stand out in a crowd.
340
00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:03,631
That's all. You know, you, uh...
341
00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:05,966
Like the way you're always
cranky and irritable
342
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:08,427
and, uh, how you make things
a bit awkward
343
00:18:08,469 --> 00:18:10,012
for everyone around you.
344
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,639
You do do that.
345
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,641
-I mean, you, you know, you...
-Okay, enough.
346
00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:16,519
I don't make people awkward
or uncomfortable.
347
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,562
I'm very comforting.
348
00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:20,564
Like a nice meat loaf.
349
00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,900
I'm pretty delicious.
350
00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:27,863
This is not awkward.
351
00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:29,657
You're the ones
who are making it awkward.
352
00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:31,784
Gru, you have to blend in.
353
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,911
Your family's lives
are at stake.
354
00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:35,287
You understand?
355
00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:36,997
Of course. Yes.
Fully understand.
356
00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:39,834
We would do anything to keep
our family safe. Yeah.
357
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,421
Right, well, I'll be in contact
when this is all over.
358
00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:46,298
Until then,
capturing Maxime Le Mal
359
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,759
is our top priority.
360
00:18:49,885 --> 00:18:51,429
Stay safe.
361
00:18:53,472 --> 00:18:55,850
You know what, Gru?
Maybe this isn't so bad.
362
00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:58,227
We need a break
from chasing down villains
363
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,521
and dangerous missions, right?
364
00:19:00,563 --> 00:19:02,857
We can actually be
a normal family for once.
365
00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:05,484
And I can finally spend
366
00:19:05,526 --> 00:19:08,362
some little bonding time
with the baby.
367
00:19:08,404 --> 00:19:10,865
It's gonna be great, right, pal?
368
00:19:10,906 --> 00:19:12,867
Who's got your nose?
Who's got...
369
00:19:12,908 --> 00:19:15,828
Aah! He's got my nose!
370
00:19:17,204 --> 00:19:18,414
Quite the grip there.
371
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:19,790
The kid is strong.
372
00:19:29,925 --> 00:19:30,968
Ah.
373
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,778
♪ Let's be free, baby,
and cruise the world ♪
374
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:51,780
♪ Are you with it, girl? ♪
375
00:19:51,822 --> 00:19:56,202
♪ I'm free to do what I want
and have a good time... ♪
376
00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,623
Thank you. Look at everyone.
377
00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:03,709
Yes. We are having
a good time, right?
378
00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:06,545
♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
379
00:20:06,587 --> 00:20:08,339
♪ And have a good time... ♪
380
00:20:11,842 --> 00:20:14,553
No, I love you.
381
00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:17,556
Thank you, my beautiful army.
382
00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:20,976
Maxime's back, baby!
383
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,105
And a special merci beaucoup
384
00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:28,067
to everyone who helped me
break out of AVL prison.
385
00:20:28,108 --> 00:20:30,319
Todd and Linda, where are you?
Where are you?
386
00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:31,779
Yes. For distracting the guards.
387
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:34,323
Oh, très magnifique.
388
00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,992
Now, silence!
389
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:40,412
We must make Gru suffer
for arresting me.
390
00:20:41,956 --> 00:20:45,125
And what better way
than to take away from him
391
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,002
his precious little baby?
392
00:20:47,044 --> 00:20:49,505
Oh, I want to take that baby!
393
00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:54,385
-Oh, Maxime.
-No, no, wait, wait.
394
00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:55,678
Not Maxime.
395
00:20:55,719 --> 00:20:58,847
What if I start going
by Cockroach Man?
396
00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:01,850
Huh? Little on the nose,
but it is very clear, huh?
397
00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:03,519
It's good, no?
398
00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:05,771
I'm not calling you
that stupid name,
399
00:21:05,813 --> 00:21:08,357
but I love this evil plan.
400
00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:09,942
Well, Gru has it coming.
401
00:21:09,984 --> 00:21:12,861
He humiliated me
in front of the whole school.
402
00:21:12,903 --> 00:21:16,073
I had my trophy and everything.
403
00:21:16,115 --> 00:21:19,451
But now the game begins!
404
00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:21,537
He runs and hides
like the mouse,
405
00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:24,915
and we find him like the cat!
406
00:21:24,957 --> 00:21:26,917
Game on.
407
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:32,464
Stoppa. Stoppa.
408
00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:35,384
Stoppa. Stoppa.
409
00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:39,805
Stoppa!
410
00:21:39,847 --> 00:21:43,225
♪ Okay, we've got Chet's famous
super cheesy scrambled eggs ♪
411
00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,561
♪ And Blanche's famous bacon ♪
412
00:21:45,603 --> 00:21:47,396
♪ That spells your name. ♪
413
00:21:47,438 --> 00:21:49,523
Here you go...
414
00:21:49,565 --> 00:21:51,525
Britney.
415
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:52,735
Wait.
416
00:21:52,776 --> 00:21:55,446
I can't say my name is Britney.
417
00:21:55,487 --> 00:21:57,323
That would be a lie.
418
00:21:57,364 --> 00:21:58,741
Yes.
419
00:21:58,782 --> 00:22:01,410
But we aren't "stupposed"
to lie.
420
00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:03,078
Don't think of it as lying.
421
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,623
Think of it as
high-stakes pretending.
422
00:22:05,664 --> 00:22:07,791
Well, I'm not going to.
423
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,836
-Ah, just a little white lie.
-Nope.
424
00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:14,089
Agnes, as your father,
I command you to lie.
425
00:22:14,131 --> 00:22:14,840
No.
426
00:22:14,882 --> 00:22:16,884
-Yes, lie.
-Mm-mm.
427
00:22:16,925 --> 00:22:19,970
You are walking on thin ice,
little lady.
428
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:20,846
Hmph.
429
00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:24,767
Why can't you be more like
your sister Edith?
430
00:22:24,808 --> 00:22:26,644
She lies all the time.
431
00:22:26,685 --> 00:22:28,771
-No, I don't.
-See? See?
432
00:22:28,812 --> 00:22:30,481
She's lying right now.
433
00:22:30,522 --> 00:22:31,732
Beautifully, I might add.
434
00:22:31,774 --> 00:22:33,067
Okay, you guys.
435
00:22:33,108 --> 00:22:34,943
This is our first big day
in Mayflower,
436
00:22:34,985 --> 00:22:37,446
and I say we make it
a great one.
437
00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:39,073
Right, Chet Jr.?
438
00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:40,699
Woo-hoo! Mayflower!
439
00:22:40,741 --> 00:22:42,493
Yeah! Woo-hoo!
440
00:22:42,534 --> 00:22:44,036
We're gonna be late for karate.
441
00:22:44,078 --> 00:22:45,788
-And you have to get Margo
to school. -Ah.
442
00:22:45,829 --> 00:22:47,581
It's gonna be awesome.
443
00:22:47,623 --> 00:22:49,083
-Yay.
-Hey.
444
00:22:49,124 --> 00:22:52,544
You just have to put yourself
out there, and I promise,
445
00:22:52,586 --> 00:22:54,838
Mayflower will love
Chet Cunningham.
446
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,216
Well, they're gonna love him
just as much as I do.
447
00:22:57,257 --> 00:22:58,592
Mm.
448
00:22:58,634 --> 00:22:59,968
And you, little man,
are gonna have
449
00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:01,720
so much fun
with your daddy today.
450
00:23:03,639 --> 00:23:06,600
Yep, just you and Dada.
451
00:23:06,642 --> 00:23:08,602
Come on, say it. "Dada."
452
00:23:08,644 --> 00:23:10,938
"Dada."
453
00:23:13,857 --> 00:23:16,402
Gonna be a fun day.
454
00:23:34,962 --> 00:23:36,672
Okay.
455
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:43,470
Thanks a lot, guys.
456
00:23:47,808 --> 00:23:49,810
All right.
457
00:23:49,852 --> 00:23:51,770
-Thanks, hon. Bye.
-Bye.
458
00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:54,440
Look, Margo. Neighbors.
459
00:23:54,481 --> 00:23:56,191
Hello!
460
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,484
Hmm?
461
00:23:57,526 --> 00:23:58,610
Come on.
462
00:23:58,652 --> 00:24:00,446
You got this, Chet.
463
00:24:02,072 --> 00:24:05,451
I'm your new neighbor,
Chet Cunningham.
464
00:24:05,492 --> 00:24:07,035
Uh-huh. Perry Prescott.
465
00:24:07,077 --> 00:24:11,498
So, what, uh, brings you
to the neighborhood, Chet?
466
00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:13,917
Well, uh...
467
00:24:13,959 --> 00:24:15,794
Solar panels.
468
00:24:15,836 --> 00:24:18,839
That's it. I sell solar panels.
469
00:24:18,881 --> 00:24:21,550
Have you joined
the solar revolution?
470
00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:23,385
Yeah, no.
471
00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:25,387
Uh, I think I'm good.
472
00:24:25,429 --> 00:24:26,555
Good to know.
473
00:24:26,597 --> 00:24:28,390
So, uh, what do you do, Perry?
474
00:24:28,432 --> 00:24:30,100
I own Prescott Motors,
475
00:24:30,142 --> 00:24:33,812
the largest auto dealer
in the state.
476
00:24:33,854 --> 00:24:36,440
Wow. That's impressive.
477
00:24:36,482 --> 00:24:38,484
This is my daughter Margo.
478
00:24:38,525 --> 00:24:39,693
Bree, Dad.
479
00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:41,570
Ah, yes.
480
00:24:41,612 --> 00:24:43,238
Yes. Did I say "Margo"?
481
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,657
It's funny because
I was thinking...
482
00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:47,075
I was thinking about a fish
483
00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:49,244
I once had as a pet named Margo,
484
00:24:49,286 --> 00:24:53,707
who lived in the pond
and, uh, then died.
485
00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:58,212
Anyway, I, uh...
486
00:24:58,253 --> 00:25:02,049
I am about to take Bree
to school for her first day.
487
00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:05,427
Yeah, I was about to take Poppy
to school, so...
488
00:25:05,469 --> 00:25:07,513
Poppy. Hello, Poppy.
489
00:25:07,554 --> 00:25:09,556
That's a fun name to say.
490
00:25:09,598 --> 00:25:11,391
You want to carpool with us?
491
00:25:11,433 --> 00:25:12,851
No.
492
00:25:12,893 --> 00:25:14,812
You can be friends with Bree.
493
00:25:14,853 --> 00:25:16,104
Right, Bree?
494
00:25:16,146 --> 00:25:18,649
You don't have any friends.
495
00:25:21,193 --> 00:25:24,238
Well, love the chitchat, Chet,
but she's got school,
496
00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:27,157
and I'm meeting some pals
over at the country club, so...
497
00:25:27,199 --> 00:25:29,159
Ooh, country club.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
498
00:25:29,201 --> 00:25:31,495
If I were ever invited
to a country club,
499
00:25:31,537 --> 00:25:35,874
I am sure
that I would love it.
500
00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:38,961
Yeah, well, we really
have to get going,
501
00:25:39,002 --> 00:25:40,462
so nice meeting you, Chet.
502
00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:42,297
♪ I'm too sexy... ♪
503
00:25:42,339 --> 00:25:43,841
Okay, cool.
504
00:25:43,882 --> 00:25:47,928
Anytime you want to hang out,
just hit me up with a text.
505
00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:49,888
He's gonna text me.
506
00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:52,015
That was painful.
507
00:25:56,311 --> 00:25:59,231
You'll see, by lunchtime,
you will have forgotten
508
00:25:59,273 --> 00:26:01,984
all about your old,
lousy friends.
509
00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:04,862
Mm, not so sure about that.
510
00:26:14,705 --> 00:26:16,665
Hey, honey, you got this.
511
00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:18,834
You are smart. You are funny.
512
00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:20,878
What's there to worry about,
right?
513
00:26:20,919 --> 00:26:23,463
They're gonna love you.
514
00:26:24,548 --> 00:26:26,258
Thanks, Gru.
515
00:26:27,843 --> 00:26:29,469
Buh-bye.
516
00:26:30,804 --> 00:26:33,515
Oh, please let them love you.
517
00:26:38,437 --> 00:26:40,397
Hey, Poppy.
518
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,320
Uh...
519
00:26:48,363 --> 00:26:50,032
Move it!
520
00:26:50,073 --> 00:26:51,700
Sorry. My bad.
521
00:26:51,742 --> 00:26:55,162
I'm going. All right, I'm going.
522
00:26:55,996 --> 00:26:58,290
Ooh. Glassos.
523
00:27:26,109 --> 00:27:29,196
All right, gentlemen, fall in.
524
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,075
Some of you may be wondering
why you're here.
525
00:27:33,116 --> 00:27:34,910
-Uh...
-Si.
526
00:27:34,952 --> 00:27:36,912
As you may or may not know,
527
00:27:36,954 --> 00:27:38,455
I was recently called out
of retirement
528
00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:41,625
to head up the AVL's
new top secret initiative
529
00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:44,002
to take down Maxime Le Mal.
530
00:27:44,044 --> 00:27:45,921
And that's where you come in.
531
00:27:45,963 --> 00:27:47,589
We need volunteers.
532
00:27:49,341 --> 00:27:51,802
We are looking for the strong,
the mighty...
533
00:27:51,843 --> 00:27:53,053
-Oh.
-Uh...
534
00:27:53,095 --> 00:27:54,388
-...the fearless.
-Uh, nope.
535
00:27:54,429 --> 00:27:57,099
-We need the best of the best.
-Uh...
536
00:27:57,140 --> 00:28:00,102
So, who's it going to be?
537
00:28:02,813 --> 00:28:04,231
Yes, nice work, gentlemen.
538
00:28:04,272 --> 00:28:06,441
Uh, blumach.
539
00:28:07,818 --> 00:28:09,319
The AVL is known
540
00:28:09,361 --> 00:28:11,613
for cutting-edge weapons
and vehicles,
541
00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:14,658
but now we are developing
cutting-edge agents,
542
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:18,954
and I can think of no better
guinea pigs than you.
543
00:28:18,996 --> 00:28:20,580
Guinea pig! Yeah!
544
00:28:21,873 --> 00:28:25,043
You will be the first
to test our Super-serum,
545
00:28:25,085 --> 00:28:27,546
designed to transform you
into elite agents
546
00:28:27,587 --> 00:28:32,342
with powers and abilities
far beyond those of mortal man.
547
00:28:33,719 --> 00:28:35,929
Or you might just explode.
548
00:28:35,971 --> 00:28:37,723
We don't really know.
549
00:28:37,764 --> 00:28:39,057
Uh, uh, huh?
550
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:44,479
Ah...
551
00:29:18,597 --> 00:29:23,435
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Mega Minions.
552
00:29:31,902 --> 00:29:33,153
Cool!
553
00:29:33,195 --> 00:29:35,363
Aw, you guys look adorable.
554
00:29:35,405 --> 00:29:37,491
And-and really tough
and-and scary.
555
00:29:37,532 --> 00:29:39,868
I'll look even better
when I have a black belt.
556
00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:41,369
Hi-yah!
557
00:29:41,411 --> 00:29:44,206
Ooh, ooh! I'm gonna break
a brick with my head.
558
00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:46,416
That's the spirit. Oh!
559
00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:49,878
Oh, okay, now, go have fun
while I'm at work.
560
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,881
Blair and Britney, right?
561
00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:54,591
-Mm...
-We will!
562
00:29:54,633 --> 00:29:56,384
Okay. Bye, Mom.
563
00:29:56,426 --> 00:29:57,844
Bye!
564
00:29:57,886 --> 00:29:58,970
Gotcha.
565
00:29:59,012 --> 00:30:00,722
Hi-yah!
566
00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:02,474
Circle up, people.
567
00:30:05,143 --> 00:30:07,354
Show respect for your sensei.
568
00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:10,565
Yes, Sensei O'Sullivan!
569
00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:12,359
Hai!
570
00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:19,157
You, Moscovitch, didn't I
tell you to cut that hair?
571
00:30:19,199 --> 00:30:20,909
You look like a sheepdog.
572
00:30:20,951 --> 00:30:22,327
Sorry, Sensei.
573
00:30:24,121 --> 00:30:25,872
Now, we have
two new students today
574
00:30:25,914 --> 00:30:30,919
ready to begin their journey--
hi-yah!-- to awesomeness.
575
00:30:30,961 --> 00:30:33,255
You, tiny girl.
576
00:30:33,296 --> 00:30:35,632
Step forward
and tell us your name.
577
00:30:35,674 --> 00:30:37,175
Um...
578
00:30:37,217 --> 00:30:39,469
It's Britney.
579
00:30:39,511 --> 00:30:40,971
Uh...
580
00:30:41,012 --> 00:30:43,265
m-my name?
581
00:30:44,099 --> 00:30:46,268
I can't...
582
00:30:46,309 --> 00:30:48,937
There's no "can't" in karate.
583
00:30:48,979 --> 00:30:51,314
Ten push-ups after class!
584
00:30:51,356 --> 00:30:53,275
Hey, that's not fair.
585
00:30:55,485 --> 00:30:58,113
You better not be talking back
to your sensei.
586
00:30:59,739 --> 00:31:03,618
Now, are you ready to tell us
your name and participate?
587
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:05,620
Mm...
588
00:31:05,662 --> 00:31:07,289
I guess not.
589
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,291
Then why don't you go sit
590
00:31:09,332 --> 00:31:11,710
in the corner
of disgrace and reflection
591
00:31:11,751 --> 00:31:14,754
and think about what kind
of person you want to be?
592
00:31:19,467 --> 00:31:23,638
Now, am I gonna get
any trouble from you?
593
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,348
Yeah, probably.
594
00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:26,683
Excuse me?
595
00:31:26,725 --> 00:31:29,352
If you think I'm above
fighting children,
596
00:31:29,394 --> 00:31:32,272
you picked the wrong dojo.
597
00:31:48,872 --> 00:31:50,874
That was for my sister.
598
00:31:54,169 --> 00:31:56,796
You broke my pinkie toe.
599
00:31:59,216 --> 00:32:01,176
That's gonna be
a lot of push-ups.
600
00:32:02,510 --> 00:32:04,512
Okay, put this over here.
601
00:32:04,554 --> 00:32:05,639
Hair gel.
602
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,140
-Hairspray.
-Oh, uh, Mrs. Cunningham.
603
00:32:07,182 --> 00:32:09,184
Oh, yeah, uh, yeah? Uh, um, hi.
604
00:32:09,226 --> 00:32:12,187
I have to say,
this is quite a résumé.
605
00:32:12,229 --> 00:32:14,105
Well, what can I say?
606
00:32:14,147 --> 00:32:15,523
I'm good at what I do.
607
00:32:15,565 --> 00:32:18,526
Well, you are exactly
what we need here.
608
00:32:18,568 --> 00:32:21,029
Lot of vain, demanding divas
in this town.
609
00:32:24,324 --> 00:32:26,243
I have a hair emergency, people.
610
00:32:26,284 --> 00:32:30,038
Where's what's-her-name?
Remy? Rhonda?
611
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,915
Oh, Melora, I'm so sorry.
612
00:32:31,957 --> 00:32:33,291
Rachel's on maternity leave.
613
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,877
What?! Oh, that is unacceptable.
614
00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:41,049
But you are in luck, because
Blanche here is fantastic.
615
00:32:41,091 --> 00:32:43,426
Perfect. I'll be in my chair.
616
00:32:44,261 --> 00:32:46,304
Okay, kiddo, you're up.
617
00:32:46,346 --> 00:32:48,223
♪ Let's go! ♪
618
00:32:50,225 --> 00:32:53,895
So, Melora,
what are we thinking?
619
00:32:53,937 --> 00:32:56,940
What if we just wet the hair
and let it dry in the air?
620
00:32:56,982 --> 00:32:59,526
Let nature do
its "thang," you know?
621
00:32:59,567 --> 00:33:02,237
No, no, no, no,
that style is dead to me.
622
00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:05,031
It's-it's time for
a whole new Melora.
623
00:33:05,073 --> 00:33:07,200
I want this.
624
00:33:07,242 --> 00:33:09,077
Wow.
625
00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,454
Wow. Um...
626
00:33:11,496 --> 00:33:15,417
Okay. Let's start with color.
627
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:18,295
Yes, color, 'cause that's
what you start with.
628
00:33:20,046 --> 00:33:22,132
A little of this.
629
00:33:22,173 --> 00:33:23,925
Some of that.
630
00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:25,343
And, ooh, that's pretty.
631
00:33:25,385 --> 00:33:27,012
This isn't so hard.
632
00:33:29,097 --> 00:33:30,849
Uh...
633
00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:36,646
What?
634
00:33:38,481 --> 00:33:39,774
Should it be smoking?
635
00:33:39,816 --> 00:33:41,067
Yes, uh-huh.
636
00:33:41,109 --> 00:33:42,902
Smoking means it's working.
637
00:33:51,328 --> 00:33:52,495
What's going on?
638
00:33:52,537 --> 00:33:54,581
Perfect. No one panic.
639
00:33:55,206 --> 00:33:56,875
Call 911!
640
00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:04,007
Quickly, quickly.
641
00:34:04,507 --> 00:34:06,092
Oh.
642
00:34:06,134 --> 00:34:07,844
Wonder where they're going.
643
00:34:10,347 --> 00:34:13,016
Voilà.
644
00:34:13,058 --> 00:34:14,684
My latest creation.
645
00:34:14,726 --> 00:34:18,271
All of my transformation powers
in a handheld design, huh?
646
00:34:18,313 --> 00:34:19,773
Ay, I love it.
647
00:34:19,814 --> 00:34:21,858
Oh, and look at
the little antenna.
648
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:22,859
That's so cute.
649
00:34:22,901 --> 00:34:24,861
It's not supposed
to be cute, no!
650
00:34:24,903 --> 00:34:27,906
I'm going for intimidating.
Terrifying, even.
651
00:34:27,947 --> 00:34:32,327
Now, all I have to do is find
that walking bald potato,
652
00:34:32,369 --> 00:34:34,662
and his baby is mine.
653
00:34:34,704 --> 00:34:36,831
Check this out.
654
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,264
No, I kid you not. I'm being...
655
00:34:53,306 --> 00:34:54,724
Whoa!
656
00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:57,519
Whoa!
657
00:35:11,408 --> 00:35:14,452
Oh, this is going to be so good!
658
00:35:25,422 --> 00:35:29,050
Okay, Daddy is
officially exhausted.
659
00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:30,427
I changed your diaper.
660
00:35:30,468 --> 00:35:32,303
I've got your bottle,
your Binky.
661
00:35:32,345 --> 00:35:34,514
And here are your balloons.
662
00:35:34,556 --> 00:35:35,890
There you go.
663
00:35:35,932 --> 00:35:37,809
You like those, right?
664
00:35:37,851 --> 00:35:40,228
All right,
a little bit of me time.
665
00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:01,708
Mmm, mmm.
666
00:36:13,678 --> 00:36:16,264
Someone put a glitter bomb
in my locker.
667
00:36:16,306 --> 00:36:18,933
Ugh, teenagers are the worst.
668
00:36:19,934 --> 00:36:23,271
Yeah, babies are no picnic,
either.
669
00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:32,614
Junior!
670
00:36:45,585 --> 00:36:47,295
Ah, okay, okay.
671
00:36:49,464 --> 00:36:51,299
Dua Lipa. Prosciutto.
672
00:36:58,515 --> 00:37:01,100
Fire in de bowl!
673
00:37:02,602 --> 00:37:04,729
Good night, Ralph.
674
00:37:07,815 --> 00:37:09,859
♪ Taking out the trash
'cause I'm an awesome dad ♪
675
00:37:09,901 --> 00:37:12,111
♪ And the baby finally
went to sleep. ♪
676
00:37:15,782 --> 00:37:17,450
Hello, Gru.
677
00:37:17,492 --> 00:37:18,576
Hello. Wha... Hey.
678
00:37:18,618 --> 00:37:20,745
What. What the...
679
00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:24,249
Oh. Hello, Poppy.
680
00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:25,583
Did you say something?
681
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:28,378
Wha... My name's Chet,
by the way.
682
00:37:28,419 --> 00:37:30,004
Chet Cunningham.
683
00:37:30,046 --> 00:37:31,256
Gru?
684
00:37:31,297 --> 00:37:33,925
Wha...
What does that even mean?
685
00:37:36,553 --> 00:37:38,471
It means you're bad at lying.
686
00:37:38,513 --> 00:37:40,014
Hey, that's not nice.
687
00:37:40,056 --> 00:37:42,517
Ever hear of respecting
your elders?
688
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:44,519
I don't respect boomers.
689
00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:46,062
I just mock them.
690
00:37:47,313 --> 00:37:50,316
Is that, like, a joke
you read on the Web?
691
00:37:50,358 --> 00:37:52,527
Wow. "The Web"?
692
00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,195
How old are you?
693
00:37:54,237 --> 00:37:57,073
Well, old enough to know
that you are a rotten little...
694
00:37:59,033 --> 00:38:01,452
You better watch yourself.
695
00:38:01,494 --> 00:38:02,870
Ooh.
696
00:38:02,912 --> 00:38:05,540
You used to be a master villain.
697
00:38:05,582 --> 00:38:07,750
That's not me.
698
00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:09,711
I don't even see a resemblance.
699
00:38:09,752 --> 00:38:12,505
Clearly, you have the wrong guy,
700
00:38:12,547 --> 00:38:15,717
as I sell... mm, solar panels.
701
00:38:15,758 --> 00:38:18,136
Oh, don't worry.
I'm not gonna expose you.
702
00:38:18,177 --> 00:38:20,471
Because you're gonna help me
pull a heist.
703
00:38:20,513 --> 00:38:22,390
We start planning tomorrow.
704
00:38:22,432 --> 00:38:24,058
You want to pull a heist?
705
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,728
Listen, kid, I'm not going to...
706
00:38:26,769 --> 00:38:29,314
-No, you listen, old man.
-Ow.
707
00:38:29,355 --> 00:38:31,149
I own you.
708
00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:35,612
And I promise,
you do not want to cross me.
709
00:38:35,653 --> 00:38:37,280
Okay.
710
00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:41,117
All right, but tomorrow
is-is not really good timing.
711
00:38:41,159 --> 00:38:42,452
Bummer for you.
712
00:38:42,493 --> 00:38:44,454
Because this is happening,
713
00:38:44,495 --> 00:38:50,627
unless you want the whole world
to know exactly who you are...
714
00:38:53,212 --> 00:38:54,797
...Gru.
715
00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:59,177
She's terrifying.
716
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,140
Ah.
717
00:39:04,182 --> 00:39:06,351
Oh, looka!
718
00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:11,439
Bello. Bello. Thank you.
719
00:39:13,483 --> 00:39:14,776
-Ow!
-Ooh!
720
00:39:23,117 --> 00:39:24,661
Oh, thank you.
721
00:39:27,205 --> 00:39:29,248
Yay!
722
00:39:29,290 --> 00:39:30,458
Oh, blumach.
723
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,169
Hey, Jiminy! Tu cafe le colda?
No problemo.
724
00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:57,402
Thank you.
725
00:39:59,195 --> 00:40:01,864
All right, all right,
s-settle down.
726
00:40:01,906 --> 00:40:03,658
Settle down!
727
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,284
Thank you.
728
00:40:05,326 --> 00:40:07,537
It's time to get you out
for some real-world training.
729
00:40:09,747 --> 00:40:12,083
And if you do well out there,
730
00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:15,545
you'll be the AVL's
new secret weapon.
731
00:40:15,586 --> 00:40:16,838
Pomodoro!
732
00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:31,227
I'm quite sure
I won't regret this.
733
00:40:32,979 --> 00:40:34,647
No, the painters canceled.
734
00:40:34,689 --> 00:40:36,065
-Uh-huh.
-True story.
735
00:40:36,107 --> 00:40:37,775
-Wow. -I don't know what is
the deal with these...
736
00:40:37,817 --> 00:40:39,235
-Morning, neighbors!
-Uh...
737
00:40:39,277 --> 00:40:40,737
Hey there!
738
00:40:40,778 --> 00:40:43,406
Still waiting on that invite,
Perry.
739
00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:44,741
-Uh...
-Oh!
740
00:40:44,782 --> 00:40:46,826
-No. No. No, no.
-Yoo-hoo!
741
00:40:46,868 --> 00:40:48,536
-Patsy.
-Oh, neighbors.
742
00:40:48,578 --> 00:40:50,538
-Oh, Patsy.
-Hi there.
743
00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,582
I'm Perry's wife Patsy.
744
00:40:52,623 --> 00:40:53,791
Oh. I'm Blanche.
745
00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:55,418
And this is Chet.
746
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:58,921
Hi. So I look over here,
and I see you, and...
747
00:40:58,963 --> 00:41:01,090
I have one of
my brilliant ideas.
748
00:41:01,132 --> 00:41:04,218
Perry needs a fourth
for tennis tomorrow.
749
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,595
Oh, honey.
750
00:41:05,636 --> 00:41:07,180
I... I don't know.
751
00:41:07,221 --> 00:41:09,766
He doesn't seem like
much of a tennis guy.
752
00:41:09,807 --> 00:41:11,058
Much of a tennis guy?
753
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,810
I am too much of a tennis guy.
754
00:41:12,852 --> 00:41:14,771
I'm Mr. Tennis.
755
00:41:14,812 --> 00:41:17,982
It's my favorite
of all the sports games.
756
00:41:18,024 --> 00:41:20,985
With the racket and, uh,
with the balls.
757
00:41:21,027 --> 00:41:23,112
So yellow and fuzzy.
758
00:41:23,154 --> 00:41:25,156
Oh, then we're all set.
759
00:41:25,198 --> 00:41:26,908
See you two at the club
tomorrow.
760
00:41:26,949 --> 00:41:28,951
Toodle-oo.
761
00:41:28,993 --> 00:41:31,370
Okay. Toodle-oo to you two, too.
762
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:34,791
So, you-you play tennis?
763
00:41:34,832 --> 00:41:37,710
Yes, yes, I play tennis.
764
00:41:37,752 --> 00:41:40,046
I'm pretty fantastic, actually.
765
00:41:40,087 --> 00:41:42,423
Well, at least I was
at summer camp.
766
00:41:42,465 --> 00:41:43,591
Wow, that's great.
767
00:41:43,633 --> 00:41:44,884
Here you go.
768
00:41:44,926 --> 00:41:46,677
Mwah. Okay, bye.
769
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,305
Have fun.
770
00:41:50,348 --> 00:41:51,974
There you go.
771
00:41:52,892 --> 00:41:54,602
Okay.
772
00:41:54,644 --> 00:41:56,938
Huh?
773
00:42:03,736 --> 00:42:06,030
What the...
774
00:42:21,337 --> 00:42:22,588
Gru.
775
00:42:22,630 --> 00:42:24,465
You can't hide from me, Gru.
776
00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:27,134
Ay, my back is killing me.
777
00:42:27,176 --> 00:42:29,095
How long is this gonna take?
778
00:42:29,136 --> 00:42:31,764
It will take
as long as it takes.
779
00:42:31,806 --> 00:42:34,475
Mark my words, Gru will not win.
780
00:42:34,517 --> 00:42:37,603
This won't be like
the ninth grade talent show.
781
00:42:37,645 --> 00:42:39,897
Ay, again with this.
782
00:42:39,939 --> 00:42:42,567
Yes, again.
It was a pivotal moment.
783
00:42:42,608 --> 00:42:44,443
Why can't you indulge me?
784
00:42:46,863 --> 00:42:48,531
It was the night
of the big show.
785
00:42:50,449 --> 00:42:52,326
I had practiced for weeks,
786
00:42:52,368 --> 00:42:55,955
perfecting a number that would
blow my classmates away.
787
00:42:55,997 --> 00:42:58,666
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon... ♪
788
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,793
I was about to go on when...
789
00:43:00,835 --> 00:43:02,253
-What?
-I heard it.
790
00:43:02,295 --> 00:43:04,380
Wait. Oh.
791
00:43:05,756 --> 00:43:09,927
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon... ♪
792
00:43:09,969 --> 00:43:12,763
There was that little jerk
793
00:43:12,805 --> 00:43:14,348
doing my big number.
794
00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:17,101
♪ You come and go... ♪
795
00:43:17,852 --> 00:43:19,729
He ruined everything.
796
00:43:19,770 --> 00:43:20,938
I couldn't go on after him.
797
00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:22,773
I would've looked like a fool.
798
00:43:22,815 --> 00:43:24,734
Like I was copying him.
799
00:43:24,775 --> 00:43:26,986
Maybe it was just a coincidence.
800
00:43:27,028 --> 00:43:28,946
That was a very popular song.
801
00:43:28,988 --> 00:43:30,865
Oh, no, no, no, no. He knew.
802
00:43:30,907 --> 00:43:32,742
He did it on purpose.
803
00:43:32,783 --> 00:43:34,660
He reveled in humiliating me.
804
00:43:34,702 --> 00:43:36,245
Huh?
805
00:43:36,287 --> 00:43:38,915
-What now?
-Ugh, we're low on fuel.
806
00:43:38,956 --> 00:43:40,625
It's always something.
807
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:43,669
Look, I can never focus
on just being evil.
808
00:43:43,711 --> 00:43:45,504
Okay.
809
00:43:45,546 --> 00:43:47,381
Pull over.
810
00:44:15,910 --> 00:44:17,578
Okay, let's see.
811
00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:19,497
Regular unleaded.
812
00:44:19,538 --> 00:44:20,665
Ooh. Wow.
813
00:44:20,706 --> 00:44:22,208
It is expensive, no?
814
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:26,003
Okay. Insert card
and remove rapidly.
815
00:44:26,045 --> 00:44:28,172
"Card not read."
816
00:44:30,091 --> 00:44:32,593
-Oh, come on.
-Did you pull it out rapidly?
817
00:44:32,635 --> 00:44:35,012
Yes, yes, very rapidly.
818
00:44:42,478 --> 00:44:45,564
Ay, get me a slushy.
It's my cheat day.
819
00:44:46,983 --> 00:44:50,695
Hey, you, your stupid machine
won't read my card.
820
00:44:50,736 --> 00:44:52,613
Did you remove it rapidly?
821
00:44:52,655 --> 00:44:53,781
Yes.
822
00:44:53,823 --> 00:44:56,033
Well, sometimes it's too rapid.
823
00:44:56,075 --> 00:44:58,160
You should probably try again.
824
00:44:58,202 --> 00:45:01,455
I don't have time for this!
825
00:45:01,497 --> 00:45:03,082
Whoa!
826
00:45:03,124 --> 00:45:07,211
I'm trying to destroy
my archnemesis.
827
00:45:07,253 --> 00:45:10,339
Now, give me 900 gallons
on pump four, you idiot.
828
00:45:10,381 --> 00:45:13,050
Please don't hurt me.
829
00:45:13,092 --> 00:45:15,177
Oh, I'm not going to hurt you.
830
00:45:16,846 --> 00:45:18,681
Wha...
831
00:45:18,723 --> 00:45:21,392
Ow!
832
00:45:25,354 --> 00:45:27,273
Oh, look at you.
833
00:45:27,314 --> 00:45:29,859
Much better.
834
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,777
Now, get me a purple slushy!
835
00:45:33,404 --> 00:45:35,698
I'm not paying for that,
just so you know.
836
00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:37,033
So there.
837
00:45:37,074 --> 00:45:38,284
I know I'm so bad.
838
00:45:43,914 --> 00:45:48,002
Hmm. Okay, why don't you guys
pick out a healthy cereal?
839
00:45:48,044 --> 00:45:51,672
This was Lucky's
favorite cereal.
840
00:45:52,256 --> 00:45:55,634
You don't think
he'll forget me, do you?
841
00:45:55,676 --> 00:45:58,596
Oh, sweetheart,
that's impossible.
842
00:45:58,637 --> 00:46:01,348
You play with Lucky
and-and dress him up.
843
00:46:01,390 --> 00:46:03,434
And you guys have your podcast.
844
00:46:03,476 --> 00:46:07,188
There is no way in this world
he could ever forget
845
00:46:07,229 --> 00:46:09,482
his best friend.
846
00:46:09,523 --> 00:46:11,484
Thanks, Mom.
847
00:46:11,525 --> 00:46:12,902
Oh, look it!
848
00:46:12,943 --> 00:46:15,863
This one has extra marshmallows!
849
00:46:15,905 --> 00:46:17,406
Double Frosted Choco Clusters.
850
00:46:17,448 --> 00:46:20,076
-Yeah.
-Yeah, let's go with those.
851
00:46:20,117 --> 00:46:21,869
All right, what else do we need?
852
00:46:24,038 --> 00:46:25,539
Oh, no.
853
00:46:25,581 --> 00:46:28,250
Nobody see. Nobody notice.
Nobody notice.
854
00:46:31,170 --> 00:46:32,838
-Whew.
-What's wrong?
855
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,131
Huh?
856
00:46:34,173 --> 00:46:36,092
Oh, nothing. Just, uh...
857
00:46:36,133 --> 00:46:38,928
ooh, stretching
before we hit the aisles.
858
00:46:38,969 --> 00:46:42,306
Shopping is the number one
cause of pulled hamstrings.
859
00:46:42,348 --> 00:46:44,350
Probably didn't know that.
860
00:46:47,144 --> 00:46:49,438
Okay, all stretched.
Let's go. Quickly.
861
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,148
Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
862
00:46:51,190 --> 00:46:52,650
Okay. Coast is clear.
863
00:46:55,986 --> 00:46:57,113
Uh... oh.
864
00:46:58,531 --> 00:47:00,074
You!
865
00:47:01,992 --> 00:47:03,661
You did this to me!
866
00:47:03,702 --> 00:47:04,787
You fraud.
867
00:47:04,829 --> 00:47:06,622
Come on, girls.
Clean up on aisle nine!
868
00:47:06,664 --> 00:47:08,749
I've always wanted to say that.
869
00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:10,835
Just hide over here.
870
00:47:11,335 --> 00:47:13,212
What does that lady want?
871
00:47:13,254 --> 00:47:15,172
Lady? I didn't see a lady.
872
00:47:17,633 --> 00:47:19,426
Lady!
873
00:47:19,468 --> 00:47:21,011
Come on, let's go.
874
00:47:21,053 --> 00:47:22,930
-Faster.
-Aah! -Whoa!
875
00:47:22,972 --> 00:47:24,557
You're no hairdresser!
876
00:47:24,598 --> 00:47:27,434
I'm onto you!
877
00:47:27,476 --> 00:47:29,854
-Get back here!
-Got to get out of here.
878
00:47:46,370 --> 00:47:48,581
Okay.
879
00:47:55,212 --> 00:47:56,172
Come back here!
880
00:47:57,464 --> 00:47:59,300
Whoa!
881
00:48:01,677 --> 00:48:04,805
Hey! No, no, no, no, no!
882
00:48:04,847 --> 00:48:06,974
-You can't just...
-Open! Open!
883
00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:08,642
Open!
884
00:48:15,107 --> 00:48:16,734
Whoa!
885
00:48:16,775 --> 00:48:18,068
Let's go.
886
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,783
Stop! Come here, you!
887
00:48:26,952 --> 00:48:29,079
No!
888
00:48:29,121 --> 00:48:30,331
Whew.
889
00:48:30,372 --> 00:48:31,832
That was a close one.
890
00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:34,376
Always a fun time
when you go shopping with Mom.
891
00:48:34,418 --> 00:48:36,212
-Yeah!
-Best shopping trip ever!
892
00:48:36,253 --> 00:48:38,672
I feel so alive!
893
00:49:09,495 --> 00:49:11,497
Perfecto.
894
00:49:11,538 --> 00:49:13,415
Poppy?
895
00:49:13,457 --> 00:49:16,085
Poppy!
896
00:49:19,421 --> 00:49:21,090
I don't see her, Junior.
897
00:49:21,131 --> 00:49:22,549
Look up, genius.
898
00:49:22,591 --> 00:49:24,176
-Huh?
-You're late.
899
00:49:25,469 --> 00:49:27,513
How do I get up there?
900
00:49:27,554 --> 00:49:29,098
Use the trampoline.
901
00:49:29,139 --> 00:49:30,641
Huh?
902
00:49:35,229 --> 00:49:37,356
Here we go.
903
00:49:45,114 --> 00:49:46,949
Whoa! Aah!
904
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,496
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
905
00:50:04,383 --> 00:50:06,093
It is I,
906
00:50:06,176 --> 00:50:08,429
Poppy Prescott,
907
00:50:08,470 --> 00:50:10,848
villainess.
908
00:50:10,889 --> 00:50:12,308
Have a seat, Gru.
909
00:50:12,349 --> 00:50:14,351
All right, I'll sit...
910
00:50:15,978 --> 00:50:17,730
Okay. Why am I here?
911
00:50:17,771 --> 00:50:22,401
Because, like you,
I was born to be bad.
912
00:50:22,443 --> 00:50:23,819
And now...
913
00:50:23,861 --> 00:50:27,489
it's time to discuss
our big heist.
914
00:50:27,531 --> 00:50:29,116
"Heist."
915
00:50:29,158 --> 00:50:30,909
Please, you're just a child.
916
00:50:32,661 --> 00:50:35,039
All great villains start young.
917
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,167
Didn't you steal the
Crown Jewels when you were 12?
918
00:50:39,418 --> 00:50:40,794
I was a lot younger than that.
919
00:50:40,836 --> 00:50:42,713
And no offense,
but you're not me.
920
00:50:42,755 --> 00:50:46,842
Oh, I plan on being
a lot better than you.
921
00:50:46,967 --> 00:50:49,303
Check this out.
922
00:50:49,345 --> 00:50:51,764
Hey, is that my old school?
923
00:50:51,805 --> 00:50:53,349
Bingo.
924
00:50:53,390 --> 00:50:57,394
Which I have expertly modeled
with glue and Popsicle sticks.
925
00:50:57,436 --> 00:51:00,397
And it's where
we are going to steal...
926
00:51:00,439 --> 00:51:03,025
the school mascot.
927
00:51:03,067 --> 00:51:05,069
You want to steal Lenny?
928
00:51:05,110 --> 00:51:06,403
Exactly.
929
00:51:06,445 --> 00:51:09,239
Lycee Pas Bon has always been
my dream school,
930
00:51:09,281 --> 00:51:10,657
and this heist
will look so great
931
00:51:10,699 --> 00:51:12,576
on my villain transcripts.
932
00:51:12,618 --> 00:51:14,536
That is a terrible idea.
933
00:51:14,578 --> 00:51:17,581
Have you ever even seen
a honey badger?
934
00:51:17,623 --> 00:51:19,917
They are vicious
little monsters.
935
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:24,004
They literally eat bees
and cobras for breakfast.
936
00:51:24,046 --> 00:51:26,298
Honey badger don't care.
937
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:28,550
No way. No way am I helping you.
938
00:51:28,592 --> 00:51:31,011
Well, that's the thing
with blackmail.
939
00:51:32,221 --> 00:51:33,889
You kind of have no choice.
940
00:51:48,570 --> 00:51:50,364
Come here. Come here!
941
00:52:07,673 --> 00:52:09,591
Ah, uh...
Tim.
942
00:52:09,633 --> 00:52:11,218
Tim, uh, tu le do it.
943
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:13,470
-Go, go, go.
-P-P-Porque meo?
944
00:52:15,305 --> 00:52:16,849
Chihuahua.
945
00:52:22,396 --> 00:52:24,398
Bas enough!
946
00:52:24,481 --> 00:52:26,400
No! Tu le stronga.
947
00:52:26,442 --> 00:52:27,985
Tu le forta.
948
00:52:28,026 --> 00:52:29,194
Tu le besta!
949
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,572
Les salami!
950
00:52:31,613 --> 00:52:33,407
Les salami!
951
00:52:33,449 --> 00:52:36,034
Aah! Suppository!
952
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:43,417
Hey! Police!
953
00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:45,085
No problemo.
954
00:52:52,301 --> 00:52:54,470
Ooh. Uh...
955
00:52:54,511 --> 00:52:56,930
Piña colada.
956
00:53:03,145 --> 00:53:04,563
Help!
957
00:53:07,441 --> 00:53:08,775
Please, can you help me?
958
00:53:08,817 --> 00:53:10,944
Oh, si, si.
959
00:53:17,451 --> 00:53:19,244
Hey. All is goot.
960
00:53:19,286 --> 00:53:20,412
Ciao!
961
00:53:23,373 --> 00:53:25,125
Smudge, Smudge, come down.
962
00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,627
Hey!
963
00:53:30,631 --> 00:53:32,883
Les gato.
964
00:53:32,925 --> 00:53:35,093
Thank you. Thank you.
965
00:53:36,428 --> 00:53:38,096
Ooh, smoocha.
966
00:53:39,306 --> 00:53:40,974
Oh!
967
00:53:50,067 --> 00:53:51,527
Help!
968
00:53:51,568 --> 00:53:54,238
Bazooka!
969
00:54:10,754 --> 00:54:13,090
Ah. Uh...
970
00:54:18,804 --> 00:54:20,472
Hey, hey. Stoppa. Stoppa.
971
00:54:20,514 --> 00:54:22,140
Muy risky. Lemme do it.
972
00:54:31,525 --> 00:54:34,069
Ciao, bellos!
973
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:40,951
There they are.
Those guys crushed my car.
974
00:54:40,993 --> 00:54:42,744
They destroyed the coffee shop!
975
00:54:42,786 --> 00:54:43,996
Yeah, get out of here!
976
00:54:44,037 --> 00:54:45,539
They're ruining everything.
977
00:54:45,581 --> 00:54:47,124
I'm sick of superheroes.
978
00:54:47,165 --> 00:54:48,709
-Yeah.
-Let's get 'em.
979
00:54:52,504 --> 00:54:54,298
Get in.
980
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,345
Gentlemen...
981
00:55:00,387 --> 00:55:02,723
our experiment has failed.
982
00:55:02,764 --> 00:55:05,642
You are officially
going to be retired.
983
00:55:05,684 --> 00:55:07,603
Yeah! Retirement!
984
00:55:07,644 --> 00:55:09,938
Uh, uh, no?
985
00:55:24,745 --> 00:55:27,080
Whoa. There it is.
986
00:55:34,129 --> 00:55:35,422
The castle.
987
00:55:35,464 --> 00:55:36,840
The gargoyles.
988
00:55:36,882 --> 00:55:39,217
I can't believe I'm
really here.
989
00:55:45,682 --> 00:55:47,476
Okay.
990
00:55:49,686 --> 00:55:50,979
Voilà.
991
00:55:51,021 --> 00:55:53,106
Okay, let's get this over with.
992
00:55:53,148 --> 00:55:55,776
-Ron, hand me my gear.
-Voilà.
993
00:55:55,817 --> 00:55:57,819
-Keep a close eye on him.
-Okay.
994
00:55:57,861 --> 00:55:59,321
If you need anything,
I brought formula...
995
00:55:59,363 --> 00:56:01,698
-Uh-huh. Formula. Diapers.
-...extra diapers,
996
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:02,866
-his favorite Binky.
-Come on.
997
00:56:02,908 --> 00:56:04,826
Let's go, let's go.
998
00:56:12,292 --> 00:56:16,046
And now we cut
through the glass with my...
999
00:56:16,088 --> 00:56:17,631
Diapers?
1000
00:56:17,673 --> 00:56:18,799
What?
1001
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,217
You've got to be kidding
with me.
1002
00:56:24,179 --> 00:56:25,514
Hey, guys. Guys.
1003
00:56:25,555 --> 00:56:27,015
Guys? Guys.
1004
00:56:27,057 --> 00:56:29,768
Guys, where is the other bag,
with my gear?
1005
00:56:29,810 --> 00:56:31,561
Ah, in le balloon.
1006
00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:33,313
Ah, uh...
1007
00:56:33,355 --> 00:56:34,773
Oops.
1008
00:56:36,692 --> 00:56:38,318
What? How...
1009
00:56:40,404 --> 00:56:43,323
All right, all right.
Let's see what I got in here.
1010
00:56:43,365 --> 00:56:44,866
Uh... come on.
1011
00:56:44,908 --> 00:56:46,535
Come on, come on, come on.
1012
00:56:46,576 --> 00:56:48,203
Aha.
1013
00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,919
Thank you.
1014
00:56:57,713 --> 00:57:00,382
Easy peasy.
1015
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,186
Huh?
1016
00:57:18,066 --> 00:57:20,736
That's Mr. Friendly.
1017
00:57:24,614 --> 00:57:26,366
No, no, no, no, no!
1018
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:35,333
Whew.
1019
00:57:43,592 --> 00:57:45,385
Ha, ha, ha.
1020
00:57:50,098 --> 00:57:52,309
That's Dr. Destructo.
1021
00:57:52,350 --> 00:57:53,935
He was just a kid.
1022
00:57:53,977 --> 00:57:56,438
And there's Killer Driller's
original helmet.
1023
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,982
Come on. Stay focused.
1024
00:58:07,741 --> 00:58:09,493
Diaper.
1025
00:58:24,424 --> 00:58:26,009
I need something like...
1026
00:58:26,051 --> 00:58:28,553
-something that I can...
-How about this?
1027
00:58:28,595 --> 00:58:30,305
Nice.
1028
00:58:33,433 --> 00:58:35,143
Yes!
1029
00:58:38,355 --> 00:58:39,606
We're in.
1030
00:58:39,648 --> 00:58:40,774
Wait.
1031
00:58:40,816 --> 00:58:42,442
No, no, no, no, no.
1032
00:58:42,484 --> 00:58:43,777
Baby powder.
1033
00:58:43,819 --> 00:58:45,862
Ah, si, si. Yeah.
1034
00:58:50,492 --> 00:58:51,993
Whoa.
1035
00:58:52,035 --> 00:58:54,412
You know, the most important
part of a heist
1036
00:58:54,454 --> 00:58:57,082
is being constantly aware
of potential danger.
1037
00:58:57,123 --> 00:58:58,583
Le baby!
1038
00:58:58,625 --> 00:59:00,627
La la! Tiramisu!
1039
00:59:00,669 --> 00:59:02,295
No, no! Le baby! Komay le!
1040
00:59:02,337 --> 00:59:03,964
No. Junior.
1041
00:59:04,005 --> 00:59:05,632
Junior, come back here.
1042
00:59:08,134 --> 00:59:10,637
So, what's your plan now?
1043
00:59:10,679 --> 00:59:12,764
I am dealing with it.
1044
00:59:16,059 --> 00:59:17,644
Don't touch anything.
1045
00:59:17,686 --> 00:59:21,356
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no!
1046
00:59:22,566 --> 00:59:24,401
Good job, Junior.
1047
00:59:24,442 --> 00:59:26,611
Way to go.
1048
00:59:29,573 --> 00:59:30,991
Aw, he's having fun.
1049
00:59:31,032 --> 00:59:32,742
Eh, too much fun.
1050
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,037
-Ah, stoppa.
-Blah, blah, blah.
1051
00:59:36,079 --> 00:59:40,208
Please, Junior, Daddy needs
to steal a honey badger.
1052
00:59:43,545 --> 00:59:45,422
Whew. Okay.
1053
00:59:45,964 --> 00:59:48,758
I know they keep Lenny here
at night.
1054
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,969
And if memory serves,
1055
00:59:51,011 --> 00:59:54,598
there is a hidden switch
around here somewhere.
1056
00:59:54,639 --> 00:59:56,141
Ah. Aha.
1057
00:59:56,182 --> 00:59:57,976
Yes.
1058
01:00:00,812 --> 01:00:02,063
Ooh.
1059
01:00:10,906 --> 01:00:12,490
I'll hit him with this.
1060
01:00:12,532 --> 01:00:15,201
Once he's knocked out,
we'll open the cage.
1061
01:00:15,243 --> 01:00:17,495
That fuzzy demon will sleep
like a baby the whole...
1062
01:00:23,793 --> 01:00:25,795
Okay, he's still asleep.
1063
01:00:36,973 --> 01:00:39,601
I tranked myself.
1064
01:00:39,643 --> 01:00:40,810
Ow!
1065
01:00:45,231 --> 01:00:47,525
Hey! Hey!
1066
01:00:49,945 --> 01:00:51,988
Gru, what do we do?
1067
01:00:52,864 --> 01:00:54,324
No!
1068
01:00:56,910 --> 01:00:58,536
Oh, no!
1069
01:00:58,578 --> 01:01:00,413
I ruined our heist.
1070
01:01:01,998 --> 01:01:05,210
What? Who dares?
1071
01:01:10,715 --> 01:01:12,801
Intruders!
1072
01:01:14,386 --> 01:01:17,138
Intruders!
1073
01:01:27,983 --> 01:01:30,402
Wake up!
1074
01:01:31,528 --> 01:01:33,488
No!
1075
01:01:38,118 --> 01:01:40,495
What?
1076
01:01:42,414 --> 01:01:43,498
Hmm.
1077
01:01:46,626 --> 01:01:47,919
Aw.
1078
01:01:47,961 --> 01:01:49,295
Aw.
1079
01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:52,048
No. Nope.
1080
01:01:54,092 --> 01:01:57,053
Come on. We have to go.
1081
01:02:03,143 --> 01:02:06,521
Intruders, you messed
with the wrong principal.
1082
01:02:06,563 --> 01:02:09,357
Here we go.
Come on. Come on.
1083
01:02:15,238 --> 01:02:17,115
Go, go, go!
1084
01:02:20,368 --> 01:02:22,037
Come on! Come on!
1085
01:02:22,078 --> 01:02:24,539
Ooh, you won't get away
with this.
1086
01:02:47,228 --> 01:02:49,689
Prepare to feel the wrath
of Ubelschlecht.
1087
01:02:53,693 --> 01:02:55,195
Diaper rash cream.
1088
01:02:55,236 --> 01:02:58,531
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Stop, stop, stop.
1089
01:03:00,742 --> 01:03:01,785
Oh, dear.
1090
01:03:04,287 --> 01:03:05,914
Get back here, you!
1091
01:03:05,955 --> 01:03:08,458
I want my Lenny!
1092
01:03:12,045 --> 01:03:14,005
How are we getting out of here?
1093
01:03:14,047 --> 01:03:15,882
Follow me.
1094
01:03:15,924 --> 01:03:17,467
Get in.
1095
01:03:20,261 --> 01:03:21,888
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
1096
01:03:24,808 --> 01:03:26,476
Mr. Friendly!
1097
01:03:27,602 --> 01:03:29,020
Whoa!
1098
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,625
I have to say,
1099
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:54,879
that was, without a doubt,
the coolest night of my life.
1100
01:03:54,921 --> 01:03:57,757
I can't believe
we actually pulled that off.
1101
01:03:59,134 --> 01:04:01,427
Not gonna lie,
that was pretty fun.
1102
01:04:01,469 --> 01:04:04,806
Scusa. Scusa.
1103
01:04:04,848 --> 01:04:06,015
Thanks, Ron.
1104
01:04:06,057 --> 01:04:07,350
Whew.
1105
01:04:07,392 --> 01:04:12,147
And thank you for everything.
1106
01:04:12,188 --> 01:04:14,315
Oh, and hey, don't worry.
1107
01:04:14,357 --> 01:04:17,861
Your secret is safe with me,
partner.
1108
01:04:17,902 --> 01:04:19,154
Thanks.
1109
01:04:19,195 --> 01:04:21,197
Good night.
1110
01:04:23,324 --> 01:04:26,077
Your dada did pretty good,
huh, Junior?
1111
01:04:35,670 --> 01:04:37,213
Hello, Maxime.
1112
01:04:37,255 --> 01:04:39,465
How's my favorite student?
1113
01:04:39,507 --> 01:04:41,217
You know, I think you and I
1114
01:04:41,259 --> 01:04:43,511
might be looking
for the same person,
1115
01:04:43,553 --> 01:04:47,223
and I know exactly where he is.
1116
01:04:54,814 --> 01:04:57,066
Thank you,
Principal Ubelschlecht.
1117
01:04:57,108 --> 01:04:58,860
We got him!
1118
01:04:58,902 --> 01:05:01,362
Valentina, to Mayflower!
1119
01:05:01,404 --> 01:05:03,156
With pleasure.
1120
01:05:08,745 --> 01:05:10,914
Ah. Here we go.
1121
01:05:12,081 --> 01:05:13,625
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
1122
01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:16,002
It's all coming back to me.
1123
01:05:18,046 --> 01:05:19,672
Oops. Oh.
1124
01:05:19,714 --> 01:05:21,132
Okay.
1125
01:05:21,174 --> 01:05:23,092
See you later.
1126
01:05:23,134 --> 01:05:24,260
Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy."
1127
01:05:24,302 --> 01:05:25,678
Have fun at the club.
1128
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,931
Make good choices.
1129
01:05:27,972 --> 01:05:29,974
-Bye, guys.
-Goodbye.
1130
01:05:30,016 --> 01:05:31,184
Bye!
1131
01:05:31,226 --> 01:05:32,852
Hey, Cunninghams.
1132
01:05:32,894 --> 01:05:34,729
Um, hey, Poppy.
1133
01:05:34,771 --> 01:05:36,522
I heard our parents
are having a playdate--
1134
01:05:36,564 --> 01:05:38,358
which is adorable, by the way--
1135
01:05:38,399 --> 01:05:41,194
and I thought you might
want to hang out.
1136
01:05:41,236 --> 01:05:43,321
Oh. Yeah, sure. Come on in.
1137
01:05:43,363 --> 01:05:46,115
Let's get this party started,
people!
1138
01:05:46,157 --> 01:05:48,243
I like her.
1139
01:05:48,284 --> 01:05:50,370
Yeah, most people do.
1140
01:05:50,411 --> 01:05:52,538
Sweet.
1141
01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:55,291
So, have you guys ever seen
a honey badger?
1142
01:06:01,506 --> 01:06:05,635
Whoa, okay. These guys
aren't messing around.
1143
01:06:05,677 --> 01:06:08,388
There are my favorite
new neighbors.
1144
01:06:08,429 --> 01:06:11,432
-Hi.
-I'm loving this whole vibe.
1145
01:06:11,474 --> 01:06:13,518
You two look like
a couple of pros.
1146
01:06:15,561 --> 01:06:17,855
Yeah, but we're not.
1147
01:06:17,897 --> 01:06:20,566
Perry and the boys are waiting
for y'all on the court,
1148
01:06:20,608 --> 01:06:23,152
and we are hitting
the clubhouse.
1149
01:06:23,194 --> 01:06:26,114
And you're telling me where
you got that to-die-for outfit.
1150
01:06:32,829 --> 01:06:34,080
Over here, Chet.
1151
01:06:34,122 --> 01:06:35,915
Hello.
1152
01:06:35,957 --> 01:06:38,042
Okay.
1153
01:06:38,584 --> 01:06:40,336
Skip, Chip, Chet.
Chet, Skip, Chip.
1154
01:06:40,378 --> 01:06:41,546
Hey there, fellas.
1155
01:06:41,587 --> 01:06:43,214
-Hello.
-How are you doing, Chet?
1156
01:06:43,256 --> 01:06:44,299
Okay.
1157
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:49,178
Chet here is gonna show
us fellas how it's done.
1158
01:06:49,220 --> 01:06:50,930
Right?
1159
01:06:50,972 --> 01:06:53,474
Uh, hmm.
1160
01:06:53,558 --> 01:06:57,061
Oh, I'm gonna smoke this guy.
1161
01:06:57,103 --> 01:06:58,688
Okay.
1162
01:07:04,819 --> 01:07:08,114
Huh?
1163
01:07:08,698 --> 01:07:10,825
What the...
1164
01:07:16,539 --> 01:07:19,375
Okay. Let's do this.
1165
01:07:23,546 --> 01:07:25,882
Huh? You've got to be kidding.
1166
01:07:27,925 --> 01:07:29,802
Okay, okay.
1167
01:07:29,886 --> 01:07:31,346
Better?
1168
01:07:36,225 --> 01:07:38,311
-What?
-Hmm?
1169
01:07:39,479 --> 01:07:40,855
That doesn't count.
1170
01:07:40,897 --> 01:07:42,648
And... oh! What?
1171
01:07:42,690 --> 01:07:45,234
You can't just...
1172
01:07:45,276 --> 01:07:46,736
This is ridiculous!
1173
01:07:46,778 --> 01:07:49,614
Huh?
1174
01:07:52,575 --> 01:07:55,161
Ah.
1175
01:08:02,251 --> 01:08:03,878
Thanks, Ron.
1176
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,046
Hey, no! Oh, no!
1177
01:08:07,507 --> 01:08:09,384
Come and get it.
1178
01:08:09,425 --> 01:08:11,511
-Oh, it's so cute.
-Whoa.
1179
01:08:11,552 --> 01:08:13,888
This is the weirdest dog ever.
1180
01:08:15,223 --> 01:08:17,183
I'll get it.
1181
01:08:25,566 --> 01:08:28,152
Well, hello, little one.
1182
01:08:28,194 --> 01:08:29,904
Is your daddy home?
1183
01:08:29,946 --> 01:08:33,699
Sorry. I'm not "stupposed"
to talk to strangers.
1184
01:08:33,741 --> 01:08:36,577
Oh. I'm not a stranger.
1185
01:08:36,619 --> 01:08:39,789
Well, you look strange to me.
1186
01:08:40,581 --> 01:08:42,166
Who is it?
1187
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,709
I don't know.
1188
01:08:43,751 --> 01:08:48,005
But she's old
and smells like pickles.
1189
01:08:51,551 --> 01:08:53,803
Okay, I'm coming.
1190
01:08:57,223 --> 01:08:58,474
Oh, no. Um...
1191
01:08:58,516 --> 01:09:00,935
I'll be right back.
1192
01:09:02,395 --> 01:09:04,313
Can I help you?
1193
01:09:04,355 --> 01:09:06,190
Well, I hope so.
1194
01:09:06,232 --> 01:09:08,609
I'm an old friend of Gru's.
1195
01:09:09,444 --> 01:09:11,612
Well, he's not here, so...
1196
01:09:11,654 --> 01:09:14,157
Oh, that's all right.
1197
01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:16,701
I'll wait.
1198
01:09:19,996 --> 01:09:21,330
Huh? What? No!
1199
01:09:22,790 --> 01:09:25,251
Whenever you're ready, Perry.
1200
01:09:25,293 --> 01:09:27,211
Um...
1201
01:09:27,253 --> 01:09:28,796
Hmm?
1202
01:09:35,219 --> 01:09:38,514
Needless to say, Perry and I
are no longer welcome
1203
01:09:38,556 --> 01:09:40,391
on the island of O'ahu.
1204
01:09:40,433 --> 01:09:42,560
True story.
1205
01:09:42,602 --> 01:09:44,479
Honey.
1206
01:09:44,604 --> 01:09:45,938
-Oh, thank goodness.
-It's the children.
1207
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:48,566
We have to go now.
1208
01:09:49,275 --> 01:09:50,359
Oh.
1209
01:09:50,401 --> 01:09:51,944
Thanks. Bye.
1210
01:09:51,986 --> 01:09:53,738
-Our cover's blown.
-What?
1211
01:09:53,779 --> 01:09:55,698
-Call Silas.
-Oh, no.
1212
01:10:21,849 --> 01:10:23,809
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
1213
01:10:29,524 --> 01:10:30,608
Ah.
1214
01:10:32,193 --> 01:10:33,653
Gru's been compromised.
1215
01:10:33,694 --> 01:10:35,571
This is an emergency, people.
1216
01:10:35,613 --> 01:10:37,782
Retirement is officially over.
1217
01:10:37,823 --> 01:10:40,701
Assemble the Mega Minions.
1218
01:10:49,252 --> 01:10:50,836
Pomodoro!
1219
01:10:58,970 --> 01:11:00,429
Pomodoro!
1220
01:11:06,269 --> 01:11:08,896
Shooshta, shooshta,
shooshta, shooshta,
1221
01:11:08,938 --> 01:11:11,315
shooshta, shooshta, shooshta!
1222
01:11:13,109 --> 01:11:15,069
Hey.
1223
01:11:15,111 --> 01:11:17,154
Bello, busy bee.
1224
01:11:17,196 --> 01:11:18,948
Aw.
1225
01:11:21,117 --> 01:11:22,451
Pomodoro!
1226
01:11:25,871 --> 01:11:28,291
Yee-haw!
1227
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,043
Pomodoro!
1228
01:11:33,462 --> 01:11:34,547
Pomodoro!
1229
01:11:34,672 --> 01:11:36,257
Yee-haw!
1230
01:11:36,299 --> 01:11:38,092
Yippa, yippa!
1231
01:11:40,219 --> 01:11:41,470
Huh?
1232
01:11:41,512 --> 01:11:43,222
Whoa.
1233
01:11:43,264 --> 01:11:44,473
Yeah!
1234
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,226
Huh?
1235
01:11:54,025 --> 01:11:58,279
So, your father
has been naughty.
1236
01:11:58,321 --> 01:12:00,823
Very naughty.
1237
01:12:01,407 --> 01:12:04,660
He took something of mine
that I desperately want back.
1238
01:12:09,415 --> 01:12:11,626
Principal Ubelschlecht?
1239
01:12:12,376 --> 01:12:15,463
Ooh. I know you took my Lenny.
1240
01:12:15,504 --> 01:12:17,256
-Now, hand him over!
-Ow!
1241
01:12:17,298 --> 01:12:18,591
Ow. That...
1242
01:12:18,633 --> 01:12:20,885
-Actually very funny story.
-Zip it!
1243
01:12:20,926 --> 01:12:22,470
I don't want to hear
your excuses.
1244
01:12:22,511 --> 01:12:23,721
I'm here to teach you a lesson.
1245
01:12:23,763 --> 01:12:25,264
Let's go, tough guy.
1246
01:12:25,306 --> 01:12:26,599
Okay.
1247
01:12:26,641 --> 01:12:28,559
I'm not going to fight
an old lady.
1248
01:12:28,601 --> 01:12:29,894
Oh, yeah?
1249
01:12:29,935 --> 01:12:31,437
Well, I'm gonna give you
a whupping
1250
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:33,105
for the history books.
1251
01:12:33,147 --> 01:12:34,607
Whoa, whoa!
1252
01:12:37,234 --> 01:12:38,694
Take that!
1253
01:12:42,615 --> 01:12:44,742
Yeah, go!
1254
01:12:44,784 --> 01:12:46,911
Girls, look out! Over here!
1255
01:12:46,952 --> 01:12:48,579
-Everyone, get down!
-Gru!
1256
01:12:49,830 --> 01:12:52,500
Hey, back off, lady.
1257
01:13:03,594 --> 01:13:05,096
Stop it!
1258
01:13:05,137 --> 01:13:06,138
Let him go!
1259
01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:08,224
Take that!
1260
01:13:15,690 --> 01:13:17,692
Now we have to get in there
1261
01:13:17,733 --> 01:13:19,026
and find that baby.
1262
01:13:19,068 --> 01:13:20,736
What?
1263
01:13:24,407 --> 01:13:25,658
Oh! Jackpot, huh?
1264
01:13:25,700 --> 01:13:27,076
Ay, Maxime.
1265
01:13:27,118 --> 01:13:28,786
This is too easy.
1266
01:13:28,869 --> 01:13:31,622
Come here, little baby.
1267
01:13:31,664 --> 01:13:32,873
Come to Maxime.
1268
01:13:32,915 --> 01:13:35,000
Yes. Coochie-coochie...
1269
01:13:35,126 --> 01:13:36,919
-Oh!
-Ay, Maxime.
1270
01:13:36,961 --> 01:13:38,671
You little...
1271
01:13:38,713 --> 01:13:41,215
You are in big trouble.
1272
01:13:42,466 --> 01:13:43,968
Gotcha!
1273
01:13:53,561 --> 01:13:54,895
Whew.
1274
01:13:54,937 --> 01:13:56,689
Wait. Where's the baby?
1275
01:13:56,731 --> 01:13:59,108
Where's the baby?!
1276
01:13:59,150 --> 01:14:00,359
Junior?
1277
01:14:04,405 --> 01:14:05,531
Lucy!
1278
01:14:05,573 --> 01:14:06,699
Go after the baby.
1279
01:14:09,535 --> 01:14:10,661
Maxime.
1280
01:14:10,703 --> 01:14:12,621
Say au revoir, Gru.
1281
01:14:12,663 --> 01:14:14,039
Oh, and don't worry.
1282
01:14:14,081 --> 01:14:16,751
He will be very happy
with his new daddy.
1283
01:14:16,792 --> 01:14:18,169
Right? Look at him.
1284
01:14:18,210 --> 01:14:20,629
Oh, he loves his new daddy.
1285
01:14:20,671 --> 01:14:22,381
Junior!
1286
01:14:24,258 --> 01:14:26,093
No!
1287
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:29,638
Whoa!
1288
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:31,140
Get in.
1289
01:14:31,974 --> 01:14:34,185
We've got a baby to save.
1290
01:14:40,274 --> 01:14:43,444
We got him!
1291
01:14:43,486 --> 01:14:46,947
Oh, who is ready to become
a little roach?
1292
01:14:46,989 --> 01:14:48,949
Ow! Let go!
1293
01:14:48,991 --> 01:14:50,743
Ow! Those are very sensitive.
1294
01:14:50,785 --> 01:14:52,870
Aah! You squirmy little...
1295
01:14:52,953 --> 01:14:54,121
Oh!
1296
01:14:54,163 --> 01:14:56,957
Ugh! Are you kidding me?
1297
01:14:56,999 --> 01:14:59,627
You got pee-pee
all over my ship.
1298
01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:04,840
Valentina, bring me
the Roachification Ray.
1299
01:15:08,302 --> 01:15:09,887
There they are.
1300
01:15:11,722 --> 01:15:13,724
I'm on it.
1301
01:15:13,766 --> 01:15:16,185
Here we go!
1302
01:15:21,982 --> 01:15:24,527
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
1303
01:15:30,074 --> 01:15:32,493
What's that?
1304
01:15:32,535 --> 01:15:34,662
Hello.
1305
01:15:34,703 --> 01:15:36,580
Gru!
1306
01:15:36,622 --> 01:15:38,916
Get me closer.
1307
01:15:40,793 --> 01:15:42,461
Almost there.
1308
01:15:43,963 --> 01:15:46,006
Take them out!
1309
01:15:57,017 --> 01:15:59,228
You're doing great!
1310
01:16:04,650 --> 01:16:06,902
Go get 'em, partner.
1311
01:16:22,877 --> 01:16:25,337
Ay! I can't see!
1312
01:16:40,686 --> 01:16:42,646
Junior.
1313
01:16:43,188 --> 01:16:45,357
Don't worry, Gru.
1314
01:16:45,399 --> 01:16:46,984
The baby is fine.
1315
01:16:47,026 --> 01:16:48,694
See for yourself.
1316
01:16:51,739 --> 01:16:53,908
Oh, Junior.
1317
01:16:53,949 --> 01:16:55,743
And now he belongs to me.
1318
01:16:55,784 --> 01:16:57,828
Isn't that right, Maxime Jr.?
1319
01:16:59,371 --> 01:17:02,207
Together, we will wreak havoc,
cause mayhem
1320
01:17:02,249 --> 01:17:04,543
and have so much fun
doing it, huh?
1321
01:17:06,295 --> 01:17:08,923
And best of all, he hates you!
1322
01:17:09,006 --> 01:17:10,507
He really does.
1323
01:17:10,549 --> 01:17:12,635
Let my son go.
1324
01:17:12,676 --> 01:17:14,136
No, I don't think so.
1325
01:17:14,178 --> 01:17:17,556
The fun is just about
to start, huh?
1326
01:17:26,273 --> 01:17:29,902
Oh, look at what a coward
your old daddy is, huh?
1327
01:17:56,261 --> 01:17:59,056
You crossed the line, Maxime.
1328
01:17:59,098 --> 01:18:00,891
Now, give me my son.
1329
01:18:00,933 --> 01:18:04,436
I told you, he is my son now.
1330
01:18:15,114 --> 01:18:16,991
Watch your step, Gru.
1331
01:18:17,032 --> 01:18:18,534
It's a doozy!
1332
01:18:19,410 --> 01:18:21,495
Too bad you can't fly, huh?
1333
01:18:28,502 --> 01:18:29,837
-Let go!
-Ow!
1334
01:18:41,682 --> 01:18:43,267
This ends now!
1335
01:18:43,308 --> 01:18:45,144
Say goodbye to Daddy.
1336
01:18:51,150 --> 01:18:53,861
It's okay, Junior.
1337
01:18:53,902 --> 01:18:56,405
Dada loves you.
1338
01:19:20,095 --> 01:19:21,597
Get back here.
1339
01:19:21,638 --> 01:19:22,848
Bad baby.
1340
01:19:22,890 --> 01:19:24,099
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
1341
01:19:24,141 --> 01:19:25,601
Get off me, you demon!
1342
01:19:25,642 --> 01:19:27,936
You are going to feel
the wrath of...
1343
01:19:39,823 --> 01:19:40,991
Whoa.
1344
01:19:51,835 --> 01:19:54,004
See? Not a scratch.
1345
01:19:54,046 --> 01:19:56,006
Huh? Wha...?
1346
01:19:56,048 --> 01:19:58,801
Salami!
1347
01:20:00,636 --> 01:20:02,221
Pastrami!
1348
01:20:04,306 --> 01:20:06,225
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1349
01:20:06,266 --> 01:20:08,435
Prosciutto!
1350
01:20:09,394 --> 01:20:11,063
-What?
-Prosciutto!
1351
01:20:11,105 --> 01:20:12,898
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
1352
01:20:12,940 --> 01:20:13,941
Gross.
1353
01:20:17,152 --> 01:20:20,239
Nice try. When I...
1354
01:20:23,242 --> 01:20:25,911
Antipasti.
1355
01:20:28,038 --> 01:20:30,332
Oh!
1356
01:20:32,626 --> 01:20:34,169
-Gru! -Oh, Gru!
-You're here!
1357
01:20:34,211 --> 01:20:36,713
Junior!
1358
01:20:39,508 --> 01:20:41,051
Yes!
1359
01:20:41,093 --> 01:20:42,427
-Yay!
-Holy cow!
1360
01:20:42,469 --> 01:20:44,096
-Are you guys okay?
-That was insane!
1361
01:20:48,892 --> 01:20:50,769
Dada.
1362
01:20:54,690 --> 01:20:56,650
Aw.
1363
01:20:56,692 --> 01:20:58,694
Aw. My boys.
1364
01:20:58,735 --> 01:21:00,279
Dada.
1365
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,406
You know something,
today has been
1366
01:21:02,447 --> 01:21:05,534
a real roller coaster
of emotion.
1367
01:21:09,538 --> 01:21:10,956
Uh, Gru?
1368
01:21:10,998 --> 01:21:13,208
Can we go back home now?
1369
01:21:18,005 --> 01:21:19,631
All right. There you go.
1370
01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:21,967
Yay!
1371
01:21:22,009 --> 01:21:23,302
Thanks, Dr. Nefario.
1372
01:21:23,343 --> 01:21:25,304
Good as new.
1373
01:21:25,345 --> 01:21:28,223
No job too small or too mad.
1374
01:21:28,265 --> 01:21:30,893
Bye, then.
1375
01:21:30,934 --> 01:21:32,686
Bye.
1376
01:21:40,152 --> 01:21:42,237
Hey. You okay, sweetie?
1377
01:21:43,947 --> 01:21:45,199
Agnes!
1378
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:47,618
Someone's here to see you!
1379
01:21:54,374 --> 01:21:56,668
Lucky?
1380
01:22:00,881 --> 01:22:02,090
Lucky!
1381
01:22:05,302 --> 01:22:07,012
Did you practice your tricks?
1382
01:22:07,054 --> 01:22:09,973
Okay, play dead.
1383
01:22:14,394 --> 01:22:16,188
Yay!
1384
01:22:16,230 --> 01:22:18,690
Ah, that was... disturbing.
1385
01:22:18,732 --> 01:22:20,359
-Yeah, little bit.
-Lucky!
1386
01:22:23,612 --> 01:22:25,948
Hey, I'll, uh...
I'll be back soon.
1387
01:22:25,989 --> 01:22:27,366
-Oh. Okay.
-Mwah.
1388
01:22:27,449 --> 01:22:29,618
There's something
I need to take care of.
1389
01:22:29,660 --> 01:22:30,911
Mwah.
1390
01:22:30,953 --> 01:22:32,079
See you later, buddy.
1391
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:33,330
Love you, honey.
1392
01:22:33,372 --> 01:22:35,791
Da-da-da.
1393
01:22:40,837 --> 01:22:43,632
How you doing, Maxime?
1394
01:22:43,674 --> 01:22:46,343
What are you doing here, Gru?
1395
01:22:46,385 --> 01:22:48,011
You came to gloat, no?
1396
01:22:48,053 --> 01:22:49,513
Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just...
1397
01:22:49,554 --> 01:22:51,974
I wanted to get something
off my chest.
1398
01:22:52,015 --> 01:22:53,558
And it concerns
1399
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:56,311
the ninth grade talent show.
1400
01:22:56,353 --> 01:23:00,232
Well, actually...
1401
01:23:00,274 --> 01:23:03,735
-I did steal your song.
-What?
1402
01:23:03,777 --> 01:23:04,987
I knew it!
1403
01:23:05,028 --> 01:23:06,363
I knew there was no coincidence.
1404
01:23:06,405 --> 01:23:07,948
You little liar!
1405
01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:10,867
Well?
1406
01:23:10,909 --> 01:23:12,244
Well, what?
1407
01:23:12,286 --> 01:23:13,578
-Well, where's my apology?
-Apol...
1408
01:23:13,620 --> 01:23:15,247
What are you talking about?
1409
01:23:15,289 --> 01:23:17,082
I just apologized.
1410
01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:18,417
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1411
01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:20,210
No, that was no apology.
1412
01:23:20,252 --> 01:23:22,379
You just wanted to rub it in.
1413
01:23:22,421 --> 01:23:25,257
I can't believe
you stole my song.
1414
01:23:25,299 --> 01:23:27,259
Hey, I only did that
to get back at you
1415
01:23:27,301 --> 01:23:29,219
for pantsing me
at the homecoming dance.
1416
01:23:29,261 --> 01:23:31,221
Besides,
1417
01:23:31,263 --> 01:23:32,848
you could've gone on after me.
1418
01:23:32,889 --> 01:23:36,143
It is not my fault
that you were afraid.
1419
01:23:36,184 --> 01:23:39,062
Afraid because I killed it!
1420
01:23:39,104 --> 01:23:40,564
Afraid? Ha!
1421
01:23:40,605 --> 01:23:43,025
I could outsing you
any day of the week
1422
01:23:43,066 --> 01:23:44,609
and all day Sunday.
1423
01:23:44,651 --> 01:23:47,279
I'd like to see that.
1424
01:23:47,321 --> 01:23:49,448
Anytime, anyplace.
1425
01:23:49,531 --> 01:23:51,616
You name it, mon ami.
1426
01:24:02,210 --> 01:24:04,338
Oh, yeah.
1427
01:24:04,379 --> 01:24:07,632
♪ Welcome to your life ♪
1428
01:24:07,674 --> 01:24:08,508
Aah!
1429
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:11,887
♪ There's no turning back ♪
1430
01:24:11,928 --> 01:24:13,096
Aah!
1431
01:24:13,138 --> 01:24:16,308
♪ Even while we sleep ♪
1432
01:24:16,350 --> 01:24:17,517
Oh, come on!
1433
01:24:17,559 --> 01:24:18,894
♪ We will find you ♪
1434
01:24:18,935 --> 01:24:21,396
-♪ Act... ♪
-♪ ...ing on your ♪
1435
01:24:21,438 --> 01:24:23,482
♪ Best behavior ♪
1436
01:24:23,523 --> 01:24:27,819
♪ Turn your back
on Mother Nature ♪
1437
01:24:27,861 --> 01:24:33,158
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪
1438
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,410
-Yes!
-Woo-hoo! Yeah!
1439
01:24:40,749 --> 01:24:43,460
♪ It's my own design ♪
1440
01:24:43,502 --> 01:24:44,961
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
1441
01:24:45,003 --> 01:24:47,964
♪ It's my own remorse ♪
1442
01:24:48,006 --> 01:24:50,425
-Let's boogie!
-♪ Help me ♪
1443
01:24:50,467 --> 01:24:52,302
♪ To decide ♪
1444
01:24:54,179 --> 01:25:00,185
♪ Help me make the most
of freedom and of pleasure ♪
1445
01:25:00,227 --> 01:25:04,523
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1446
01:25:04,564 --> 01:25:06,149
-♪ Everybody ♪
--Yeah!
1447
01:25:06,191 --> 01:25:08,777
-♪ Wants to rule the world ♪
-Whoo! -Ha-ha!
1448
01:25:08,819 --> 01:25:13,156
♪ There's a room where
the light won't find you ♪
1449
01:25:13,198 --> 01:25:17,744
♪ Holding hands while the walls
come tumbling down ♪
1450
01:25:17,786 --> 01:25:21,373
♪ When they do,
I'll be right behind you ♪
1451
01:25:21,415 --> 01:25:26,002
♪ So glad we've almost made it ♪
1452
01:25:26,044 --> 01:25:30,257
♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪
1453
01:25:30,298 --> 01:25:32,342
♪ Pom-pom, pom-pom ♪
1454
01:25:32,384 --> 01:25:34,928
♪ Tra-la, la-la-la ♪
1455
01:25:36,555 --> 01:25:41,309
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪
1456
01:25:41,351 --> 01:25:45,564
♪ Say that you'll never, never,
never, never need it ♪
1457
01:25:45,605 --> 01:25:49,568
♪ One headline,
why believe it? ♪
1458
01:25:49,609 --> 01:25:54,614
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪
1459
01:25:54,656 --> 01:25:56,741
Woo-hoo!
1460
01:25:56,783 --> 01:25:58,994
♪ All for freedom ♪
1461
01:25:59,035 --> 01:26:01,413
♪ And for pleasure ♪
1462
01:26:01,455 --> 01:26:05,417
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1463
01:26:05,459 --> 01:26:08,670
♪ Everybody wants to ♪
1464
01:26:08,712 --> 01:26:14,134
♪ Rule the world. ♪
1465
01:26:14,176 --> 01:26:16,845
Oh, yeah.
1466
01:26:23,393 --> 01:26:24,811
Bello?
1467
01:26:26,146 --> 01:26:28,315
Bello!
1468
01:26:55,509 --> 01:26:58,178
Oh, strudel.
1469
01:27:02,182 --> 01:27:03,850
♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
1470
01:27:03,892 --> 01:27:05,560
♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪
1471
01:27:06,895 --> 01:27:08,563
♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
1472
01:27:08,605 --> 01:27:10,273
♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
1473
01:27:10,315 --> 01:27:12,567
♪ Your life double-sided ♪
1474
01:27:12,609 --> 01:27:14,069
-♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
-Huh?
1475
01:27:14,110 --> 01:27:16,112
♪ What side do I get? ♪
1476
01:27:16,154 --> 01:27:18,073
♪ Which side are you on? ♪
1477
01:27:18,114 --> 01:27:20,700
♪ So what have you done? ♪
1478
01:27:20,742 --> 01:27:21,993
♪ Some of your dirt ♪
1479
01:27:22,035 --> 01:27:23,578
-♪ Has come to light ♪
-Oh?
1480
01:27:23,620 --> 01:27:24,871
♪ Why were you ♪
1481
01:27:24,913 --> 01:27:26,706
♪ Speeding up that hill ♪
1482
01:27:26,748 --> 01:27:28,250
♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪
1483
01:27:29,668 --> 01:27:31,253
♪ And someone saw you
in a fight ♪
1484
01:27:31,294 --> 01:27:32,671
♪ Am I right? ♪
1485
01:27:36,258 --> 01:27:38,426
♪ It doesn't matter to you
if you get heads or tails ♪
1486
01:27:40,679 --> 01:27:41,846
♪ You just don't like to flip ♪
1487
01:27:41,888 --> 01:27:43,557
♪ All the time ♪
1488
01:27:43,598 --> 01:27:45,016
♪ But if you spin it ♪
1489
01:27:45,058 --> 01:27:47,686
♪ Then you get to see
both sides ♪
1490
01:27:47,727 --> 01:27:50,188
♪ Oh, the thrill
of the double life ♪
1491
01:27:50,230 --> 01:27:51,690
Uh, whoops.
1492
01:27:51,731 --> 01:27:53,400
♪ Lie detector time ♪
1493
01:27:54,859 --> 01:27:57,737
♪ Do you feel bad
when you lie? ♪
1494
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:00,365
♪ The look on your face says ♪
1495
01:28:00,407 --> 01:28:02,701
♪ "The best life" ♪
1496
01:28:02,742 --> 01:28:05,579
♪ And then come home
like it's fine ♪
1497
01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:07,914
♪ Am I right? ♪
1498
01:28:11,042 --> 01:28:13,461
♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪
1499
01:28:13,503 --> 01:28:15,255
♪ You must get over to it ♪
1500
01:28:15,297 --> 01:28:17,048
♪ Right away ♪
1501
01:28:19,134 --> 01:28:21,136
♪ If anyone can do it ♪
1502
01:28:21,177 --> 01:28:22,721
♪ You gotta get there soon ♪
1503
01:28:22,762 --> 01:28:24,723
♪ It's not okay ♪
1504
01:28:24,764 --> 01:28:26,641
♪ You got cars to drive ♪
1505
01:28:26,683 --> 01:28:28,852
♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪
1506
01:28:28,893 --> 01:28:30,353
♪ When will you arrive? ♪
1507
01:28:30,395 --> 01:28:32,689
♪ You're running outta time ♪
1508
01:28:32,731 --> 01:28:33,982
♪ Don't you see that ♪
1509
01:28:34,024 --> 01:28:36,109
♪ Everything is on the line? ♪
1510
01:28:36,151 --> 01:28:38,028
-Hmm. Okay, come in.
-♪ So I'm sorry ♪
1511
01:28:38,069 --> 01:28:39,988
♪ But you have to
choose a side ♪
1512
01:28:40,030 --> 01:28:41,865
Bello.
1513
01:28:41,906 --> 01:28:43,783
♪ You never know
when it's your time to go ♪
1514
01:28:43,825 --> 01:28:45,535
♪ It's now or never ♪
1515
01:28:45,577 --> 01:28:47,370
♪ On this everything rides ♪
1516
01:28:49,122 --> 01:28:51,291
-♪ Before the spinning stops ♪
-No. No, no, no.
1517
01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:53,543
♪ You must pick a side ♪
1518
01:28:53,585 --> 01:28:55,754
Ooh.
1519
01:28:55,795 --> 01:28:57,631
♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
1520
01:28:57,672 --> 01:28:58,965
♪ That's the question ♪
1521
01:28:59,007 --> 01:29:01,092
♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
1522
01:29:02,093 --> 01:29:03,637
♪ That's the question ♪
1523
01:29:03,678 --> 01:29:05,680
♪ The double life. ♪
1524
01:29:05,722 --> 01:29:08,099
Uh, uh-oh.
1525
01:31:09,721 --> 01:31:11,931
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
1526
01:31:11,973 --> 01:31:13,433
Blah, blah, blah.
1527
01:31:15,351 --> 01:31:16,853
Ooh-la-la.
1528
01:32:08,613 --> 01:32:10,532
Hey-hey! Bello!
1529
01:32:11,908 --> 01:32:14,160
Oh.
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