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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,400 Quick, quick, quick! 2 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,239 Come on, come on, come on! 3 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,280 Oh my god, oh my god! 4 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,640 Quick! Quick! 5 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,599 Oh no! Fuck's sake. 6 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,919 Oh my god! 7 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,840 Okay, fuck it! Fuck it! 8 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,319 Go! Go! 9 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,839 Oh, the fucking wankers. 10 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,319 Hey! 11 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,359 Oink, oink, oink. 12 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,079 - Fucking wankers. - Bye! 13 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,399 Hello beautiful people. 14 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,359 Today we are talking about a very exciting upcoming. 15 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,320 It's our biggest yet. 16 00:01:43,321 --> 00:01:44,679 It's our biggest heist yet. 17 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,839 Biggest heist yet. 18 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,319 And it's gonna be so sick. 19 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,719 Tackling those capitalist bastards. 20 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,919 Taking them down. We're just teasing you. 21 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,359 We're just teasing you. So good, can't wait. 22 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,478 - It's gonna be so good. - Gonna look so sick. 23 00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:00,959 What the fuck is this guy doing? 24 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,279 Oh my God. 25 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,479 What does he think he is? 26 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,679 You can't park there, mate. 27 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,520 Alright sweetheart. 28 00:02:05,521 --> 00:02:07,039 Don't get emotional about it. 29 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,040 Come on. 30 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,279 What the fuck? Did he just call me emotional? 31 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,479 Come on! 32 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,399 Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! 33 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,400 Wait, wait. 34 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,078 Oh shit! Oh shit! 35 00:02:19,079 --> 00:02:20,479 How do you fucking drive an automatic? 36 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,639 I don't know! 37 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,359 Oh! Oh! 38 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,078 On. 39 00:02:50,079 --> 00:02:51,480 Yes, sick. 40 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,360 Yo, team. 41 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,960 And here, okay. 42 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,680 This is on. Selfies! 43 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,239 Ah, oh look. There she is! 44 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,719 - Hi! - Hi! 45 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,399 Do I actually look good? Yeah? 46 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,799 Yeah, babes. 47 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,039 You look, of course you look flawless. 48 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,879 - Oh, as do you, honey. - Oh, thank you, yeah. 49 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,399 We always slay and no one knows how pretty we are. 50 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,239 Fuck! Sorry guys. 51 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,600 I'd rather that than be in jail there, babes. 52 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,559 Oh God. 53 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,519 Oh, it's just gorgeous isn't it? 54 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,078 Do you know what I love around here? 55 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,799 - What? - The fresh air. 56 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,279 I can't get enough of it. Yeah. 57 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,559 And you can actually tell the difference. 58 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,560 - Yeah. - Do you know what I wanna do? 59 00:03:37,561 --> 00:03:39,039 I wanna taste the water. The tap water. 60 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,119 Oh yeah, the tap water. I wanna wash my hair. 61 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,559 Yeah. And then it goes all nice. 62 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,599 Yeah, yeah. 63 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,959 - Yeah. - It goes softer doesn't it? 64 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,519 And we will do that. 65 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,959 ♪ Don't make the same mistake ♪ 66 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,078 On a very empty road. 67 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:54,479 I don't know how anyone lives around here. 68 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,199 Like, all you see is leaves. 69 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,519 - Leaves and sheeps. - Leaves and sheeps. 70 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,159 Leaves and sheeps, and leaves and sheeps. 71 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,559 Oh wow. Look at this. 72 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,520 Look at these flowers on this wall. 73 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,399 Okay. I didn't get any of that. You drove so fast. 74 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,479 Sorry. 75 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,239 I'm sorry, lovey. Speeding! 76 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,240 Ah! 77 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,919 You're gonna get a speeding ticket, babe. 78 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,799 Oh my God. Did that boy reply by the way? 79 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,199 - No. - I knew it! 80 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,319 - I know. - Sack him off. 81 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,320 I know. 82 00:04:23,321 --> 00:04:24,759 No, it was like actually boring, you know? 83 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,239 Do you know what? He was a really bad kisser as well. 84 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,319 - Yeah, I can- - You know? 85 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,519 Yeah, thin lips. 86 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,039 Straight with the, 87 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,040 straight in with the tongue and the teeth. 88 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:33,959 - Oh, with the teeth? - Yeah, I know. 89 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,639 I think, why are you kissing me with your teeth? 90 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,279 - I know! - But why? What are you doing? 91 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,359 Get your teeth outta my fucking mouth, mate. 92 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,200 Ow. Ow. 93 00:04:42,201 --> 00:04:44,359 Yeah, to be fair. 94 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,559 Do you remember Johnny? 95 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,839 I do remember Johnny. 96 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,319 - He did- - I fucking hated Johnny. 97 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,320 Sorry, 98 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:52,119 Well, he messaged me the other day. 99 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,120 Why? 100 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,399 He messaged me the other day. 101 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,079 Because obviously, babe, why do you think? 102 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,399 I mean- 103 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,400 - I thought that was done, man. 104 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,399 I know, same. But he's really hot. 105 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,759 This is my dilemma. 106 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,399 The thing is Johnny is ridiculously fit. 107 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,879 He is so fit! 108 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,279 - Oh! - I know, I know. 109 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,399 His eyes. Yeah. 110 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,399 Leave a comment below if you have any fuckboy stories 111 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,999 because we love hearing about those. 112 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,079 Or a soft boy. I think they're worse. 113 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,999 Soft boys are worse. 114 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,399 Because at least like, with a fuckboy, you know. 115 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,919 I know you are a fuckboy. 116 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,039 What was that? 117 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,479 What? I thought I was a squirrel. 118 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,959 Oh, thank god! 119 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:29,960 I thought it was, 120 00:05:29,961 --> 00:05:32,079 I thought it was one like, long rabbit. 121 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,679 It was a stick, guys. 122 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,239 City chicks don't know what we're doing 123 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,079 out in this country life. 124 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,999 - It's a bit mad. - Look at it. 125 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,360 It's beautiful, to be fair. 126 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,720 That's so pretty. 127 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,199 How do they do all those patches of field? 128 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,279 Is it like they different people own a different patch? 129 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,319 Um... 130 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,839 Alright. Hey Jeff, Sam. 131 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,680 Cool, cool, cool. 132 00:05:51,681 --> 00:05:53,719 So we're here at last. 133 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,879 What a fuck morning we've had! 134 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:56,959 But it's good. It's good. 135 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,239 Emma and- 136 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,399 - Matt. - Matt, thank you. 137 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,679 Have just arrived and they're getting ready. 138 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,479 So we are gonna be shooting soon. 139 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,239 So I'm just doing this little video content diary thing now 140 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,479 'cause you wanted it. 141 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,239 Can you just tell Yuen by the way? 142 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,519 Absolutely aced it on the location. So pass that on. 143 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,359 So just for reference, is it gonna be black and white? 144 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,999 We're gonna shoot it Super 8. 145 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,319 Let the clients know 146 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,159 there is gonna be black and white. Yeah? 147 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,160 'Cause you're about to see a pink house. 148 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,199 But obviously it's not gonna look like that. 149 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,719 So this is what we're gonna do. 150 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,919 This is what we're thinking as our establishing. 151 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,199 We get 'em coming down the drive. They come out. 152 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,039 We are like, country house. Gorgeous, lovely. 153 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,679 Ooh, sexy, sexy, sexy. 154 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,839 Very French vibes. 155 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,799 And then, you know what? 156 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,839 I'm not sure whether I like the car idea anymore. 157 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,879 I just think it's gonna look like a fucking car advert. 158 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,039 Yeah, okay. 159 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,919 Nick's car, we put 'em on bikes 160 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,959 and they come in from down there on bicycles. 161 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,599 No, 'cause that's literally gonna look 162 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,320 like we're taking the piss outta the French. 163 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:56,519 I mean like that is literally, that is a step away 164 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,879 from fucking baguettes and berets, isn't it? 165 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,559 Yeah, yeah. Well- 166 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,999 - So we're gonna go low and sort of left round. 167 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,479 They'll come, camera left 168 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,599 and we'll just do real classic Godard, 169 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,039 like Bosch, Bosch, Bosch. 170 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,599 Just go in, in, in until we're like, close. 171 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,759 And actually I think that's gonna look 172 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,319 quite sort of Wes vibes as well. 173 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,039 - Yeah. - What doesn't now? 174 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,279 - Nice. - Really, really warm out. 175 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,120 We can get them. Get them in there. 176 00:07:18,121 --> 00:07:20,399 We just can't have them playing tennis, obviously. 177 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,999 We can't have Matt playing tennis. 178 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,119 What do you mean? 179 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,799 Because he is going on to whatever it's called, 180 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,879 thingy, thingy number eight or whatever. 181 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,799 So any sort of injuries or whatever, we like- 182 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,399 - Oh, the um... - It's just not worth. 183 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,279 You were talking about that action thing that he... 184 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,919 Yeah, the endless franchise. 185 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,559 But if he gets injured then we've screwed aren't we? 186 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,400 So I think. 187 00:07:37,401 --> 00:07:38,799 Yeah, no I know insurance won't cover it. Okay. 188 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,640 We can get 'em on there. 189 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:40,480 We just have the mic- Fine, no. 190 00:07:40,481 --> 00:07:42,999 What we're gonna do is we're gonna go real Godard on it. 191 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,199 So we're gonna jump cut again, do that. 192 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,959 But like the closeups on sort of, you know, 193 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,158 hands and a tennis racket and... 194 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:51,000 - Sure, sure. - You know like, nice. 195 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:52,599 Yeah, like just do you know little kind of 196 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,439 that could, I think that could be quite cool. 197 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,879 Also Tori, what if they're rowing? 198 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,639 - Hattie, I like that. - Hattie, no, no. 199 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,839 - I think that's good. - Not with Emma. 200 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,879 Thank you though, Hattie. What do you mean? 201 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,999 Water on boats, in boats. 202 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,559 Anywhere near water or anything like that. 203 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,159 She can't do or won't do, 204 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,359 one of the many things, it's in the contract. 205 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,879 - Did you know that? - No. 206 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:12,880 Well, it's just not worth. 207 00:08:12,881 --> 00:08:15,239 It's just not worth even playing with it, I think. 208 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,679 Get rid of that fucking sign 209 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,520 'cause that's gonna ruin the shot. 210 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:18,919 What do you mean get some breeze, Tor? 211 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:19,959 - What? - Well, no, 212 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,159 so we get the blossom coming through the trees. 213 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,559 - A wind machine? - Like a wind machine? 214 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,400 - Yeah. - Okay. 215 00:08:23,401 --> 00:08:25,159 - We are starting like, now. - Okay. 216 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,559 - Shall I? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 217 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,199 Find out if they're ready. 218 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,119 Umbrellas 'cause it's starting to rain. 219 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,319 Cool. 220 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,960 Just having a little respite at the pub. 221 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,959 Games? 222 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,399 You looking through all the games. 223 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,479 Oh my god, babe, have you seen this? 224 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,399 - Wow. - Rules of the inn. 225 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,759 - Whoa! - No thieves, fakirs, 226 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,959 rogues or tinkers. 227 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,759 No skulking, loafers or flea-bitten tramps. 228 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,799 What the fuck? 229 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,799 No slap and tickle, no banging, 230 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,119 no dogs allowed in the kitchen. 231 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,679 No cock fighting. 232 00:08:58,680 --> 00:08:59,840 - Oh no! - No! 233 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:04,080 Flintlocks, cudgels. Cudgels. 234 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,039 Daggers and swords. 235 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,559 Dagger, dagger, hand it in to the innkeeper. 236 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:12,240 - This one's you! - Oh my god. 237 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,839 Cast out all witches and devils. 238 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,320 That have lately annoyed these parts. 239 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:24,439 With several grievous molestations. 240 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,959 - Molestations. - And curiosities. 241 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,879 - Molestations, molestations. - Some councils directing 242 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,439 a due improvement of the terrible things 243 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,280 lately occurring in this neighbourhood 244 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,919 by the unusual and amazing range of evil spirits. 245 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,959 And they're talking about you, hon. 246 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,040 Let's talk about you. 247 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,080 Let's talk about you. 248 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:41,920 Huh? What, what, what? 249 00:09:41,921 --> 00:09:43,319 What, what? Let's go. 250 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,320 Oh, excuse me. 251 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,600 It's camera-ception. Ooh! 252 00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:50,879 Why is that car slowing down? 253 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,359 - Sorry. - That was "Inception." 254 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,959 - That was "Inception?" - Great film. 255 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,879 - Thanks babe. - So good. 256 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,160 I reckon we can go home now. 257 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,480 Oh, where the fuck are we? 258 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,719 We're making a U-turn. 259 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,999 I think, well we see the blue dot. 260 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,200 Look at the map. 261 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,279 Why is, what's it doing that? 262 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,239 Hey, keep your eyes on the road. 263 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,280 - Fuck! - Thank you. 264 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,399 - I'm afraid do that. - Oh no, it's lost us now. 265 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,559 We exist though. 266 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,480 It's recognising that we're somewhere. 267 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,680 What's that? 268 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,839 - Crow. - Crow. 269 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,959 Crows freak me out. 270 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,239 You know crows have a really good memory. 271 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,079 - They have memories? - Yeah. 272 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,519 What are using their memory for? 273 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,520 They're just a bird. 274 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,120 What? I don't... 275 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,600 No, you know what I mean. 276 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:47,999 What are they using their memory for? 277 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,399 - What? - I dunno. 278 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,359 - Why would they need memory? - I dunno, babe. 279 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,039 Because they can remember up to like, 280 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,559 three faces or like four faces or- 281 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,799 - Oh, so they can be pets. - I don't know. 282 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,839 Something like that. 283 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,639 That's why they need it, so they can be pets. 284 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,359 Yeah. So they can be domesticated. 285 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,119 Why do they need to know faces? To kill us? 286 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,439 I think birds are, 287 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,959 crows, crows want to kill us then 288 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,920 and they verbose their memories. 289 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,280 They'll get us! 290 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,679 I'm sweating. 291 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,280 I'm sweating my balls off. 292 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,000 Oh! 293 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,559 - That's just hot, isn't it? - Yeah. 294 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,880 It's meant to be AC. 295 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,640 It's fine. It's a breeze. 296 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,320 Is that guns? 297 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,400 Yeah, it is. 298 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,159 What are they shooting? What do they shoot out here? 299 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,279 - I don't know. - Pheasants? 300 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,799 Sheep? 301 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,919 No, they don't, they don't just go around shooting sheep! 302 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,399 No, that's not real is it? 303 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,839 - I don't know! - Oh no, is it? 304 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,639 I don't know! 305 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,440 What do people do out here, man? 306 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,719 This is where death happens. 307 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,319 She rolls out the poster, doesn't she? 308 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,320 Yeah, absolutely. 309 00:12:09,321 --> 00:12:11,599 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like... 310 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,119 - Perfect reference. Yeah. - Okay, great. 311 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,439 So yeah, maybe actually, maybe should we just, 312 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,959 maybe we'll just shoot one of those anyway. 313 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,800 - Yeah, great. - Great. 314 00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:20,199 Just like get a poster and then just throw it up. 315 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool. 316 00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:22,879 Can we see if they are ready? 317 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,559 And once you've got 'em in. 318 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,440 - Yeah. - Obviously small space. 319 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,280 So clear out. 320 00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:28,359 And if you could just have a quick whizz round 321 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,319 on the property trying find 322 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,160 a properly decent spot with wifi. 323 00:12:31,161 --> 00:12:32,359 - Yes. - There's nothing. 324 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,200 - What's this? - Still nothing. 325 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,040 Yeah. 326 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,359 We just have a little issue with the wifi in the building. 327 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,799 It must be the stone. 328 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,640 I think it's just a technical thing 329 00:12:38,641 --> 00:12:39,799 'cause they said it was- 330 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,959 - What is it? Is it dropped out? 331 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,039 It's dropped out completely for now. 332 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,119 For the moment. 333 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,319 - Yeah. - But it should be fine. 334 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,039 But all the stuff that we already shot though. 335 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:47,880 You've already sent that over. 336 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,720 That went fine. Yeah? 337 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,520 No, yeah. No, no, not yet. 338 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,440 It's all downloaded and ready to go. 339 00:12:50,441 --> 00:12:51,759 I think it's just- 340 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,600 - Wait. What, what, what? 341 00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:53,919 No, no, no, no. 342 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,839 What? So like the clients haven't seen anything yet? 343 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,959 - Not yet. - Not yet. 344 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,439 - What the fuck? - Yeah. 345 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,519 But Hattie's gonna get out there 346 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,520 and just find a proper spot. 347 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,400 No, you have to give the... 348 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:02,599 We, that's the whole point. 349 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,719 That's why we had that fucking break thing. 350 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,319 We were- Yeah. 351 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,439 - They were meant to see it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 352 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,320 - Give me the thumbs up. - And they will. 353 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,120 And they will see it. 354 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,199 They promised us that the wifi was super duper, 355 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,319 but it's not. Yeah. 356 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,199 So it probably isn't for today. 357 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,839 Is that all we've gotten for today? 358 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,999 Hattie's gonna go reboot everything 359 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,359 and she'll find the spot for it. 360 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,639 - Yes. - And it'll be over. 361 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,159 - Right, right, right. - Right, can you go and? 362 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,119 Right, let's just get on with it. 363 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,159 - Them long a little bit now. - Yes, sure. 364 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,200 - Thank you. - Yeah. 365 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,559 Yeah, so no problem at all. 366 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,480 We might as well just keep shooting. 367 00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:31,879 Nothing you can do about that and all of sudden- 368 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,439 - No, yeah. - Turn it around. 369 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,839 I just fucking hope that we're on the right path. 370 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,279 - We are. - Yeah? 371 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,479 - Yeah, of course we are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 372 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,879 - Of course we are. - Okay, okay, cool, cool. 373 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,799 You know exactly what you're doing. 374 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,119 I think it's coming up. 375 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,199 We have to pull over now. 376 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,479 Can you please? 377 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,999 Yeah, I actually really do feel like I'm gonna piss myself. 378 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,840 Oh my God. Yes, fine. 379 00:13:48,841 --> 00:13:50,199 I will pull over. Oh my god. 380 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,359 Okay, I'll pull right here actually. 381 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,439 This is perfect. 382 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,559 Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. 383 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,560 - Okay? - Yeah. I'll be really quick. 384 00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:57,439 - Indicate, indicate. - Really quick. 385 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,679 You can go pee in the sheep pen. 386 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,119 Is it a pen? Paddock? 387 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,759 - Paddock. - Oh my god. 388 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,960 There's an eagle. What is that? 389 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,919 - Oh my god! - Oh my god! 390 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,959 Okay. I don't have time for this. 391 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,079 - Okay, great. Right. - You keep watch, babe. 392 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,399 Stay safe while I'm gone. Don't miss me too much. 393 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,839 - I think take the camera. - What? 394 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,879 - Take the camera. - Really? 395 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,279 Yeah, just film everything. 396 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,440 B-roll, B-roll. Okay, great. 397 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,680 - I'll make sure the- - Whatever. 398 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480 Sick. 399 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,599 Oh my god. I'm gonna piss myself. 400 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,160 Fucking hell, okay. 401 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,040 Here you are, babe. 402 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:41,160 Prime spot to watch me wee. 403 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,160 Oh. 404 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600 Ah. 405 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,840 Hey Lou. You enjoying this? 406 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Weirdo. 407 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,919 I'm sure this is really what our viewers want. Hey babe? 408 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,919 Just a nice shot to watch me wee. 409 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,159 Oh my God. It's a sheep! 410 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,240 Oh, hey babe. 411 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,160 It's so quiet. 412 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,279 Oh, hurry up. 413 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,320 Maybe I need to wee. 414 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,639 Do you need to wee? 415 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,599 I don't need to wee. 416 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600 Ugh. 417 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,120 Ridiculous! 418 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,360 To Lou's mom and to my mom. 419 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,720 I'm so sorry. 420 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,879 I'm so sorry. 421 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,680 This is all my fault. 422 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,920 I'm so sorry. 423 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,599 Jokes! Right. 424 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,639 I'm coming back to you, babes. 425 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,799 I'm on my way! 426 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Where the fuck is my selfie stick? 427 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,080 Maybe he chewed on it. 428 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,720 That's really weird. 429 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,239 Where is it? 430 00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,560 You fucking twat! 431 00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:40,719 Oh, you twat! 432 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,399 Oh my god! 433 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800 Whew! 434 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,719 Ugh, you do not understand 435 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,120 how hard it was to crawl across that whole road. 436 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,559 Ah, you did something to my heart. Let's go. 437 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,119 Ha, ha, ha. 438 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,559 Do you know where we're going? 439 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,800 You're such a twat. 440 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,598 Okay. 441 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:07,679 I'm getting to that like, silly point. 442 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,919 I really fucking need a coffee. 443 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,239 Where are the caterers? 444 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,838 Well, we will send Hattie there and then she's- 445 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,439 - Hi. - Hello, any news? 446 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,199 - Yeah, they're coming. - Hey. 447 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,399 - Hey, Em. - How are you? 448 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,240 Gorgeous. Beautiful, beautiful. 449 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,039 Fantastic. How are you? All ready? 450 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,199 - Feeling good? - Pretty good. 451 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,479 - Yeah? - Let's do. Let's do this. 452 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,479 Hattie, have you got the brush? 453 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,480 - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 454 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,480 Can you give that to Em? 455 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,320 Lovely. Lovely. 456 00:17:29,321 --> 00:17:30,599 You're gonna be over here. Hey Matt, how you doing? 457 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,159 - Hi. Good. Good. Good. - Hi. Hi. 458 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,000 - How's it going? - Good. 459 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,840 - Are you guys both okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 460 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,680 Really good. 461 00:17:34,681 --> 00:17:35,719 - Nice. - Okay, so let's get going. 462 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,919 You can you move in a little bit? Yeah. 463 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,039 So what we're gonna do... 464 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,879 - Is this? - No, well- 465 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,599 - No, closer. Just a little bit closer. 466 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,879 Yep. Yeah, so nice. 467 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,880 'Cause what I'm gonna do 468 00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:47,039 is I'm gonna get Em in the reflection 469 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,239 and come over and get this lovely profile here. 470 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,080 Okay. Yeah? 471 00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:51,799 So with this look, what, what do we, 472 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,919 this is quite a close proximity to have a scene, isn't it? 473 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:55,760 Yes. 474 00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:57,439 Well, in reference to obviously the original inference. 475 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,559 Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 476 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,119 And what are we feeling about touching? 477 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,319 - Intimacy. - Intimacy. 478 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,320 Yeah, yeah. 479 00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:05,759 We need to have one of those chats about that. 480 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,600 Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. 481 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,600 I don't want to- 482 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,480 - What do you guys feel comfortable with? 483 00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:10,199 What are you comfortable with? 484 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,159 Well, obviously we're not, you know, it's modern day. 485 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,000 Yeah, yeah. 486 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,559 So you have to take it through that lens, don't we? 487 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,039 Yeah, a hundred percent, a hundred percent. 488 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,839 So it's like, dulled down a lot. 489 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 490 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,119 Well, I mean, definitely no ass touching, right? 491 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,719 Are we not there yet in the relationship, do you think? 492 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,720 - No. - No ass touching. 493 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:25,919 I just think demographic wise- 494 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,079 - A bit sort of pesty. - Yeah. Yeah. 495 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,040 - Fine. Fine. Fine. - Yeah, I think that's fine. 496 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,399 Why would you ask that anyway? 497 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,279 Just because it's about two people coming together 498 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,439 and testing the boundaries of the intimacy, isn't it? 499 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,360 Yeah, what about small of back? 500 00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:37,759 Why don't we? 501 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,560 - Yeah. - Yeah. 502 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,480 - That's fine. - That's like a medium. 503 00:18:39,481 --> 00:18:40,799 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah, that's fine. 504 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,640 Great, and sort of shoulder. 505 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,520 Sorry. That's fine. Yeah. 506 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,359 Shoulders and maybe a little? Do we think? 507 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,200 Does this look? 508 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,000 I think that's, yeah. 509 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,279 I think, don't worry about that. 510 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,200 This is, it's this, is this. 511 00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:50,719 So yeah, that's gonna, that's gonna be good. 512 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,720 - Yeah? - Yeah. Nice, yeah. 513 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,560 Okay. 514 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,440 But we're gonna start with the eyebrows 515 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,280 'cause I love. Yeah, I love that too. 516 00:18:54,281 --> 00:18:56,199 I think it's such a nice bit to get in. 517 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,120 Yeah, definitely 518 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:57,920 Start with the eyebrows. 519 00:18:57,921 --> 00:19:00,239 Small of the back. Great, okay. 520 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240 - Great. - Alright. 521 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,240 So let's go for one. 522 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440 - What? - Nothing. Nothing. 523 00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:07,360 So, camera rolling. 524 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,000 And action! 525 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,799 Yeah, lovely. Matt, can you? 526 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,800 There you go! 527 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,519 Let's give a bit of space 528 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,879 so I can get this eyebrow bit, lovely. 529 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,280 Yep. Little bit less. 530 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,479 Yeah. Okay, nice. 531 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,479 That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 532 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,239 Great. Lovely. 533 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,799 - Yeah, that's better. - Is it? 534 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,279 - Matty. - Yeah. Into that reflection. 535 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,280 Yeah. Nice. 536 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,639 And oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 537 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,280 That's great, guys. Okay. 538 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,320 Small of the back. That's nice. 539 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,320 Yeah. Lovely, lovely. 540 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,480 Yep. Little bit less. 541 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,119 Yeah. Okay, nice. 542 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,120 More like this? 543 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,959 Gonna go and get sorted, I saw something. 544 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,080 Hey Matt? Matt? 545 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,559 - Like, oh yeah, cut. - Thank you. 546 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,199 You okay? 547 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,479 - I'm okay. - What did, what happened? 548 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,119 I dunno. 549 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,759 I like, tapped him with my brush. 550 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,959 Yeah, I guess it's one of those things 551 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,919 you should like, talk through first or something like that. 552 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,920 - Oh maybe. - Yeah. 553 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,760 But I thought we were just improvising. 554 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:22,959 Yeah. 555 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960 I think don't worry about it. 556 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,800 Honestly, don't worry about it. 557 00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:26,999 It's, you know, it's a long day for everyone. 558 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,559 So we're all good. We're all good. 559 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,399 Don't worry. Honestly, it looked great. 560 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,240 Yeah? 561 00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:33,279 It looked absolutely brilliant. 562 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,120 I've got it. It's in the can. 563 00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:35,319 So we're, you know. 564 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,320 So we don't have to do that again? 565 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,160 No, no. It's in the can. 566 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:39,799 I think that's, I think we can move on. 567 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,239 We found a little village, 568 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,039 which is a bit creepy and very quiet. 569 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:43,880 Very quiet. 570 00:20:43,881 --> 00:20:45,279 And they have a shop. 571 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,359 So I'm gonna go in and ask for directions. 572 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,360 Mm. 573 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,280 I'm sorry. 574 00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:56,319 It's just a bit, it's just really weird and creepy. 575 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,519 That's why I'm gonna go in. 576 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,479 You can stay here and stay all safe. 577 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,399 If I die though and you let me go in on my own. 578 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,119 Oh my God. I'm just gonna do it. 579 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,639 Be careful! 580 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,479 Don't die. What if you die out here? 581 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,519 - Okay, I'm getting out. - Okay. 582 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,840 - Oh! - Okay. 583 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,599 It is, it is very quiet. 584 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,599 There might not be anyone there. 585 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,519 We'll just knock on the door and see if, okay. 586 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,039 See if they're in. 587 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:22,880 I'll leave you to that, babes. 588 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,720 I'll survey the area. 589 00:21:23,721 --> 00:21:25,800 - Get some B-roll. - Okay. 590 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240 Right, okay. 591 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:36,000 Oh my God. What is this little shack? 592 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,520 No. Oh, that's so cold! 593 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,840 Oh my God. 594 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,160 Absolutely not. No. 595 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,320 She's seen better days, hasn't she? 596 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,639 Oh my God. I didn't even notice the cows! 597 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640 Oh! 598 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:05,600 Here you will see the majestic bottom of a cow. 599 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,080 Oh, is he just on his own? 600 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,279 Oh, little baby. 601 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:19,319 The flowers. 602 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,519 What the fuck is this? 603 00:22:21,521 --> 00:22:24,759 Oh my God! 604 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 What? 605 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,319 - No, it's me. - Babe, that is so weird! 606 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,160 Oh! 607 00:22:33,161 --> 00:22:34,480 So apparently there's this, 608 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,359 there's this like, local myth, like a cult 609 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,159 and they just flog these off to tourists. 610 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,640 Oh my God. It's vile. 611 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,199 I'm obsessed. 612 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,960 Yeah. Yeah, I love it. 613 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,999 It's kind of cheap. 614 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,200 - It's giving, yeah. - I also got us these. 615 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,400 - Oh, I want those ones! - Okay. 616 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,319 Yeah, they said "Follow the road," in a Welsh accent. 617 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,320 Right, okay. 618 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,120 "Follow the road." 619 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,720 Oh, what's happened? 620 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,279 That's actually a horrible sound. 621 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,280 Turn that off please. 622 00:24:53,281 --> 00:24:55,320 Okay, let's get the intro done. 623 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,280 Can we do that later? 624 00:24:57,281 --> 00:24:59,759 I just wanna get there, figure out what's what and then- 625 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,999 - No 'cause of continuity 626 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,119 'cause like we should do it now while we look like this. 627 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,919 Afterwards, you know, you'll probably spill food 628 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,560 down your top or something. 629 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,360 - Okay. - You always do that. 630 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,200 Shady. 631 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,120 Fine. Do it to that one. 632 00:25:10,121 --> 00:25:11,719 Okay. 633 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,680 And three and two and one. 634 00:25:12,681 --> 00:25:14,279 Well, hello fellow heisters. 635 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,919 I'm Thea and this is Louise. 636 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,959 Yo. 637 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,999 And welcome to our brand new- 638 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,839 - You are gonna hate me, 639 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,239 but should we just do Thelma and Louise? 640 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,439 - No! - Why? 641 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,999 - Because I don't like it! - But I'm already Louise. 642 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,639 I literally said this so many times, babe. 643 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,439 Why? I think it's called Thelma and Louise. 644 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,479 Thelma and Louise. 645 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,879 No, I don't want to, I like Thea 646 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,759 and I wouldn't make you change your name. 647 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,599 Fine. Take two and three and two and one. 648 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,159 Well, hello fellow heisters. 649 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,319 I'm Thea. This is Louise. 650 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,959 And welcome to our brand new episode of "They Deserve It." 651 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,960 And if they don't. 652 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,239 Fuck it anyway. 653 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,479 Yes, and in this episode we're gonna be posing 654 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,239 as sweet little caterers at a wanky commercial shoot. 655 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,240 Oh my God, Lou! 656 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,039 - What do we do? - I dunno. What do we do? 657 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,120 Oh, fucking fuck! 658 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,120 I won't go there. 659 00:26:00,121 --> 00:26:01,399 - Yeah. Do you think you can? - Yeah, I reckon. 660 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,520 All right, let's try. 661 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,519 Okay, we've got this. 662 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,039 All right, babe. 663 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,759 - Oh my God. It's tight. - Oh no! Oh! 664 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,159 Okay. 665 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,519 Why don't you let him come pass? Yep. 666 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,360 Sick. Thank you guys. 667 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,200 Thank you. 668 00:26:13,201 --> 00:26:15,119 Oh, they hate us. 669 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,480 I think they don't like us. 670 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,279 Or maybe 'cause we're filming them. 671 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,799 Why are they judging us? It's just a selfie stick. 672 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,800 Love you. 673 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,400 Love you, bye! 674 00:26:25,401 --> 00:26:26,759 Love you, bye! 675 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,759 - Okay. - And in this- 676 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,879 Oh. 677 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,200 If you can't find it, grind it. 678 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,759 And in this episode, guys, 679 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,639 we are gonna be posing as sweet little catering staff 680 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,119 at some wanky commercial shoot, okay? 681 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,559 And this is where they're like, 682 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,999 "Oh, look at us living our best lives. 683 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,959 "And we're so cool. 684 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,279 "And you guys are so lame and your lives are so shit. 685 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,519 "And you spend all your money to look like us." 686 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,799 - Yeah. - It's a load of shit. 687 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,559 It's a load of wank. Don't believe in things. 688 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,919 It's all a scam, people. 689 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,840 So we're gonna get in there, 690 00:26:54,841 --> 00:26:56,519 we're gonna get our thieving little hands on. 691 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,959 Yes! 692 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,079 Designer clothes, camera equipment. 693 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,359 - Yes! - Expensive tea. 694 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,559 Who knows what's gonna be there? 695 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,560 Okay, yeah. 696 00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:07,519 And then what we're gonna do is we're gonna sell everything 697 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,599 and donate the money to food banks 698 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,159 because they're who actually need it. 699 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,439 And guys, you'll be glad to know 700 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,279 that we have got loads of cameras for this. 701 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,639 We are gonna be putting body cams on. 702 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,919 Yes. 703 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,839 We're gonna have full coverage of the whole house. 704 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,159 - We will not miss a thing. - Nothing! 705 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,080 It's gonna be completely covered. 706 00:27:24,081 --> 00:27:26,239 It's gonna be so sick! 707 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,679 Spy cams galore, guys! 708 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,239 - Woo! - Whee! 709 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,639 Okay. It's gotta be up here. 710 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,920 We just follow the road. 711 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,599 Well, we have absolutely no signal. 712 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,879 - And no other choice. - And no other choice. 713 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,919 Pothole, boom. 714 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,319 - Oh, - Oopsy. Bad driving. 715 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,080 - We don't care. - Winding. 716 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,559 Oh God. Hurry up. 717 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,680 This road is long. 718 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,799 Oh my god! 719 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,959 Shall I reverse? 720 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,320 Hello, mate. Hello! 721 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,920 Hello! 722 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,640 - Put the window down. - Hi! 723 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,520 I think I just felt a drop of rain. 724 00:28:19,521 --> 00:28:21,360 - Go for it. - Okay. Camera rolling. 725 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,400 And action! 726 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:28,680 Nice and throws. Yes. 727 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,999 Great. Lovely. 728 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,479 Okay, cut. 729 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,480 Nice, nice, nice. We've got that. 730 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,480 I've got the wide. 731 00:28:34,481 --> 00:28:35,839 Yeah, I think it's actually starting to rain. 732 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,680 - Oh, right. - Can we cut? 733 00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,959 Can I, can I get some water? 734 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,800 This stuff's disgusting. 735 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:39,999 - Yeah. - Oh, of course. 736 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,840 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 737 00:28:40,841 --> 00:28:41,999 Can I get, can I get a coffee? 738 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 - Yeah. - Is that okay? 739 00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:44,319 - Coffee. Two. - Black. No milk. 740 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,239 One sugar. Thanks. 741 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,080 Let's just push in 742 00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:48,399 'cause I'm a little bit worried about the rain, yeah? 743 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,599 - Yeah, okay. - So back to one. 744 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,479 - I'll do it. I'll do it. - Exactly the same, guys. 745 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,599 Just, I'm just a little bit closer. 746 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,440 Okay? 747 00:28:55,441 --> 00:28:57,919 - I'm gonna give it again. - Yeah, great. It's perfect. 748 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,999 So yeah. Great. 749 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,560 Camera rolling. And action! 750 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,119 - Sorry, Tori. Sorry. - Yes! 751 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,119 - Cut! - Are you kidding me? 752 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,120 Seriously? 753 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,240 - Sneak. - What is this? 754 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,080 - Sorry, guys. - Really? 755 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,920 - Still not here yet. - They're still not here? 756 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,800 - Yeah. What the? - Okay. 757 00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:17,879 We'll just get, go in the car now 758 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,840 and maybe just drive to the shop. 759 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,479 Stick it in the sat nav. 760 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 761 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,360 - Let's go. - Yep. 762 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,280 - What kind? - Just anything. 763 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,120 Anything you can get. 764 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,920 Get gluten-free. Gluten-free. 765 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,760 - Okay, bye. - Yep. 766 00:29:25,761 --> 00:29:26,959 - Quick as you can. - Bye, Hettie. 767 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,159 Thanks, Hattie. 768 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,639 - Hattie? Is her name Hattie? - Yeah, it's Hattie. 769 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,959 - Coffee? - Yeah. It's all good, guys. 770 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,999 Okay, right. Great. Cool. 771 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,959 I think that, I think we got that. 772 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,039 Yeah? I think so. 773 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,040 - Great. - Okay. 774 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:39,519 - Nice one. - Let's get inside. 775 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,800 Set up for the backgammon scene. 776 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,280 - Okay. Cracking. - Cheers. 777 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,480 Thank you, guys. 778 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,879 Look, location sign. 779 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,679 That means we're actually getting close. 780 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,599 Okay. 781 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,759 Does it? 782 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,279 - Oh, we're there. - Loc. 783 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,120 - Do we look a bit? - No, babe. 784 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,080 Honest to God, we'll be fine. 785 00:29:57,081 --> 00:29:58,799 Just keep it cool. 786 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,319 Play it understated. 787 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,239 - Yeah. - They won't suspect a thing. 788 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,000 Look, that's it. Look, it's pointing there. 789 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,879 That's it. No? That's it. Should we go in? 790 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,919 - No one's here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 791 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,760 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 792 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,760 Okay. 793 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,999 - Oh my. - Is there anyone there? 794 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,680 - This is insane. - Whoa. 795 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,639 Okay, so we have arrived at a slightly creepy 796 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,919 but very large mansion. 797 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,599 - Babe, this is really quiet. - It is a bit quiet. 798 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,879 - Are you sure it's legit? - It is legit. 799 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,720 Yeah, it's legit. 800 00:30:31,721 --> 00:30:32,999 Belle told me about it. 801 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,840 Belle told you about it? 802 00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:35,479 Yeah, but she, it's a proper agency. 803 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,320 It is. 804 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,320 Belle told you about it. 805 00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:39,079 Then it's probably okay. Isn't it? 806 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,359 I like Belle. 807 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,759 - Okay, cool. - She's my best friend. 808 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,679 Ha ha! Ha ha ha! 809 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,159 I think that was a crow. 810 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,399 Okay, that's fine. It's fine. 811 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,479 - Alright, well. - Okay. Ready? 812 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:59,480 Remember guys, respect the patriarchy and follow it. 813 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,319 Because that is our mantra. 814 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,839 Oh! I like that. 815 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,959 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 816 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,319 Keeping that. Keeping that one. 817 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,279 Okay, let's do it. 818 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,280 Shh, shh. 819 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,040 This is wild. 820 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,240 Ooh! 821 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,400 Getting you lots food. 822 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,440 Wait, we should actually... 823 00:31:35,441 --> 00:31:36,640 Oh yeah, you're right. 824 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,760 Oh. 825 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,319 Can you take that? 826 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,320 Yep. 827 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,720 Okay. 828 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,279 Okay. 829 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,279 It's really quiet. 830 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,959 Yeah. Okay, babe. 831 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,239 Just remember, everything's on. 832 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,879 - You done? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 833 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,039 - Yeah? - Is that good? 834 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,040 What about that one? 835 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,359 - Yeah? - Sick. 836 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,959 Okay. Cool, babe. 837 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,999 Remember we're caterers, right? 838 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,079 Keep it nice and boring. 839 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,399 - Just yeah. - Hello. 840 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,639 We need to be like, invisible. 841 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,159 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 842 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,160 Well, nobody remembers caterers anyway. 843 00:32:20,161 --> 00:32:22,759 Yeah, yeah. We're lowest of the low. 844 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,839 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Alright. 845 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,920 Right. You got that? 846 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,320 Here we go. 847 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 This is mad! It's crazy! 848 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,920 What is that? 849 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,360 Ew. 850 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,239 - Oh my god! - Okay. 851 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,640 Hello? Oh, this is mad. 852 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,279 Hello? 853 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,359 Babe, they're not gonna hear that. 854 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,200 - Hello? - Whoa! Thea! 855 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,200 - Hello? - Shh! 856 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,759 Fuck, we're meant to be invisible, mate. 857 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,680 Nobody's here. 858 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,720 - Okay. Whoa! - Ooh. Easy, easy. 859 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,280 Someone's had a little party. 860 00:33:23,281 --> 00:33:24,640 - Jackpot. - Oh my god! 861 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,479 - Oh my god! - Oh my god! Oh my god! 862 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,640 Okay, let's get set up. 863 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,679 Hey guys, we've made it. 864 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,240 Oh my god. Oh my God. 865 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,720 Oh my God! 866 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,239 Look at all of this stuff! 867 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,479 Ah! 868 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,919 It's all in bags already. 869 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,359 Perfect! 870 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,039 We just put all of that in there. 871 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:55,880 Yeah, we'll just put it all in there. 872 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,880 Oh my God. 873 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,079 Babes, maybe forget the clothes. 874 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,040 Yes! 875 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,400 Hi guys. 876 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,240 This isn't me sporting 877 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:07,999 the spring/summer collection of duvets. 878 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,279 Whatever the fuck this is. 879 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,920 Take it off. Take it off. 880 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,238 Right, we need to, um- 881 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,439 - Let's just, let's just put it all in the bags. 882 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,879 And just go. 883 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,319 No mate, we need to make a whole fucking episode. 884 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,479 Babe, the car's right there. 885 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,280 The bags are here. 886 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,120 We can just chuck 'em in there, that's it. 887 00:34:21,121 --> 00:34:22,959 No, no, we wanna make it look sick. Okay? 888 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,399 We wanna like, get all the cameras set up around the house 889 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,559 and it looks like we are like, 890 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,959 in danger and it's like, builds a tension 891 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,959 and then we escape and we don't get caught, okay? 892 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,399 And it's just like we are just- 893 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,439 Oh, I think they must be upstairs. 894 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,999 - Wait, shh. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 895 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,439 - No, wait, go. - Okay, okay. 896 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,280 Because they're gonna fucking come upstairs. 897 00:34:44,281 --> 00:34:45,678 Go upstairs, go. Okay. 898 00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:47,718 I'll go sit up the cameras outside. 899 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,359 - You finish this room. - Okay. 900 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,360 Okay, but just cover- 901 00:34:51,361 --> 00:34:53,359 - And I'll do front and the back, okay? 902 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,519 - Cover everything, so- - Yeah, I know babe. 903 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,839 Okay, right. 904 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,679 I went to the same film school as you. 905 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,680 I know what I'm doing. 906 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,520 You didn't fucking do that 907 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,360 on the last job, did you? 908 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,280 Okey-dokey, right. 909 00:35:00,281 --> 00:35:01,919 I feeling hard of they're there. 910 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,720 I'll leave you to it in here then. 911 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,959 Bitch. 912 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,039 Wait, mate. Shh, shh. 913 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,040 Should make it less obvious. 914 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,040 Normal, normal. 915 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,079 Yeah, okay, all right. 916 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,080 Sure. 917 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,680 Okay. 918 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,120 Okay. 919 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,400 Get the camera in place. Y'all good to go. 920 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,560 Affirmative. 921 00:36:57,561 --> 00:37:00,520 The perimeter of the house is now covered. 922 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,759 - Okay. - Okay, let's go outside. 923 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,159 The cameras outside, they look really good. 924 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:20,960 Yeah? 925 00:37:20,961 --> 00:37:22,319 But I was thinking, 926 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,399 do you think we should redo our arrival? 927 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,999 No babe. We haven't got time. 928 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,279 We need to do the fucking food. 929 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,119 - Oh. - You do coffee. I'll do food. 930 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,320 - Yeah. - Right. 931 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,560 What is that? 932 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,839 Dunno. 933 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,840 Oh, it looks like blood. 934 00:37:42,841 --> 00:37:45,440 Oh, that is gross! 935 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,319 Detective, looks like we've got 936 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,199 a 1067 horse side on our hands here. 937 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,999 Little piggy, I'll see you later. 938 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,319 - Thea, look at this. - What? 939 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,999 I think this is the footage from the ad. 940 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,200 Oh shit. Oh my God. 941 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,719 - Okay, keep pouring that. - The guy's fit. 942 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,880 Coming back, coming back, coming back. 943 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,359 Right now Em, I'm just gonna move in on the tear. 944 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,599 - What the fuck? - This is absolute bollocks. 945 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,639 I bet they're getting paid a fortune for this as well. 946 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,519 I kinda like it. 947 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,759 - Babe. - What? 948 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,079 Don't get sucked into this. 949 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,679 This is exactly what they want you to think. 950 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,959 No, I just wanna keep watching it. 951 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,439 Yeah, nice. 952 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,440 Lovely. Gorgeous. 953 00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:32,119 And then just have like a little fiddle with that hat. 954 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,399 Hang on. I'm just gonna come up here. 955 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,759 I think that's gonna be better. 956 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,199 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 957 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,040 Yes. That's the ticket. 958 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,239 Okay. Nice, yeah. 959 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,599 Matt, can you sort of just like, 960 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,439 have a kind of go over, so lie back down for me? 961 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,879 Yeah. And then just kind of like, 962 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,520 roll around a little bit. 963 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,359 And can you, can I have a, yeah? 964 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,080 Can I have a Humphrey Bogart again? 965 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,999 Yes. Yes. 966 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,159 Can I, can you shift your, 967 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,559 so away from me slightly and do it again. 968 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,919 - Like that? - Nope. Other way. 969 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,760 Away from me. 970 00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:05,959 Yeah, towards, towards me, Matt. 971 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,719 Yeah, like that. 972 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,720 Yeah, that's it. 973 00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:09,841 And then Humphrey Bogart it. 974 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,519 Yeah. Nice. 975 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,360 Yeah. Cut. 976 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,200 Good, great. Got it. 977 00:39:14,201 --> 00:39:15,399 - Great. - Keep low. 978 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,439 That's it. Nice. Lovely. 979 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,119 And coming out. 980 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,999 Yes. Finding Matt. 981 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,559 Yeah. Nice, Matt. 982 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,679 Nice and moody. Yeah. 983 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,839 Straight to camera. 984 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,919 Nice. Okay. 985 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,759 Yep. Beautiful. Coming. 986 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:29,959 And slightly less flirty. 987 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,160 Just like, okay. 988 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,639 Oh my God! 989 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,719 What the fuck was that? 990 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,439 - Oh my God. - That scared the absolute- 991 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,560 - Uh... - I wanna watch it again. 992 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,599 Yeah, straight to camera. 993 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,359 Nice. Okay. 994 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,479 Yep, beautiful coming out and slightly less flirty. 995 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,879 Just like, still- 996 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,479 But nice. 997 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,879 - Oh! - What? Cut! 998 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,880 - Where is it? - Wait, go back again. 999 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,519 Press play. 1000 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,799 Beautiful coming out and slightly less flirty. 1001 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,919 Just like, still coquetteish, but yeah. 1002 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,039 Nice. 1003 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,199 - Oh! - What? Cut! 1004 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,440 Where's it gone? 1005 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,040 - Uh... - Okay. 1006 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,320 Let's just watch another one. 1007 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,479 Okay. Yeah. 1008 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,440 So just wait, sorry. 1009 00:40:35,441 --> 00:40:36,519 Can you just go back, back to one? 1010 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,039 Yeah. Great. So rolling. 1011 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,559 - Yep. - And action. Nice. 1012 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,759 - Go. - And then Em you're crying, 1013 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,399 so I'm just gonna pull back, catch that. 1014 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,639 You're gonna stand up. 1015 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,359 Just grab the board and kind of chuck it, 1016 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,559 aim it just- Tori, Tori. 1017 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,839 We had a bit of a chat earlier. 1018 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,999 Do you think the whole crying thing, 1019 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,959 do you think it's, it's, 1020 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,760 do you think it's showing 1021 00:40:53,761 --> 00:40:56,759 the right kind of image this day and age? 1022 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,239 - Oh. - Female empowerment? 1023 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,040 Well, I mean, you know, 1024 00:40:59,040 --> 00:40:59,960 well she's crying because 1025 00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:01,599 it's kind of all just bubbling up inside. 1026 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1027 00:41:02,601 --> 00:41:04,199 It's kind of got too much and it's like, ah! 1028 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,639 Yeah, but that's not very empowered, 1029 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,399 independent woman, is it? I mean? 1030 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,159 - Right. Yeah. - This is like a relationship. 1031 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,879 This is a mutual coming together. 1032 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,719 It's a game. It's a game of backgammon. 1033 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,959 - Yeah, this is a bit of fun. - You know, like, it's more- 1034 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,519 - It just feels a bit... - It's not because, easy. 1035 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,159 It's not 'cause he's won. It's more... 1036 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,359 We're sparring, we are playing with each other. 1037 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,479 - We're playing. - There's a fire, right? 1038 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,159 And so there's gotta be kind of give 1039 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,160 and take a mutual type. 1040 00:41:30,161 --> 00:41:31,199 There's got to be something else. 1041 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,079 Ooh, like. Ooh, fuck! 1042 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,319 - You all right? - Did you just cut yourself? 1043 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,160 Yeah, I've just cut myself. 1044 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,839 You're getting blood on the clothes. 1045 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,359 Don't get blood on it. Got it, got it, got it. 1046 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,239 Em, I need to take those back tomorrow. 1047 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,719 - Okay, put, put pressure- - Oh! 1048 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,280 - Grey, are you... - Oh! 1049 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,119 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1050 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,160 Oh my God! Oh my! 1051 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760 Was that real? 1052 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,439 No, no, it was fucking cool. 1053 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,440 Is there any more? 1054 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,519 Oh, here we go. This one, yes. 1055 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,279 Don't, don't fucking turn the camera on! 1056 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,279 It needs to be on! 1057 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,199 What do you mean it needs to be on? 1058 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,000 Because they need to, because for the insurance policy. 1059 00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:29,119 Insurance? 1060 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,159 Fucking camera for the insurance policy? 1061 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,000 What are you talking about? 1062 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,840 He's going to be fine. He's fine. 1063 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,840 Don't poke- 1064 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,720 Jesus Christ. 1065 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:37,959 Um, put pressure! Put pressure on it! 1066 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:38,960 It's okay. It's okay. 1067 00:42:38,961 --> 00:42:40,559 You're okay. You're okay. You're okay. 1068 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,360 Can we, can we call an ambulance? 1069 00:42:41,361 --> 00:42:43,559 Can we, can we, Jesus? 1070 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,479 Babe, that's, it's acting. 1071 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,639 It's just for the commercial. 1072 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,839 It's definitely fake. 1073 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,839 Let's go and look in the room and I bet you any money, 1074 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,800 it won't be there. 1075 00:42:53,801 --> 00:42:56,360 It'll be fine. Come on. 1076 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,239 How did I not see that? Babe, that's not real. 1077 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,600 That's just all part of it. 1078 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,879 That is wild. Ah! 1079 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,160 Gimme the iPad, come on. 1080 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,560 Look. 1081 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,400 Come here. 1082 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,999 It's okay. It's okay. Look at me. 1083 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,199 Look at me, it's okay. It's okay. 1084 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,999 Just keep as much pressure on that as possible. 1085 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,439 It's okay. It's okay. 1086 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,759 I promise you're gonna be okay. 1087 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,600 We're gonna stay here. 1088 00:43:39,601 --> 00:43:40,959 Em, this wasn't your fault, okay? 1089 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,960 Stay here. 1090 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960 It was an accident. 1091 00:43:42,961 --> 00:43:45,039 You, he tripped or you tripped but it's all on camera. 1092 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,639 - Don't worry. - And people will see. 1093 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,279 What the fuck does it fucking matter? 1094 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,280 Can we call an ambulance? 1095 00:43:49,281 --> 00:43:50,319 Because it was a fucking accident! 1096 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,039 Shut the fuck up and call an ambulance for Christ's sake! 1097 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,199 What is wrong with you? 1098 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,599 Fine, fine. 1099 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,600 Uh... 1100 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,759 I don't have any fucking reception. 1101 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,559 I don't have any reception. 1102 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,560 I've got nothing. 1103 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,839 - I killed him! - No, you didn't. 1104 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,519 Can we, is there a landline? Is there a landline here? 1105 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,159 Can we call, is there a landline? Is there? 1106 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,399 - I don't know! - What the fuck? 1107 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,159 There's someone here. There's someone in the garden. 1108 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,279 Hello! Hello! 1109 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,519 Hey! There's someone out there! 1110 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,360 Emma, Emma, please. 1111 00:44:13,361 --> 00:44:15,479 Can you put some, put some pressure on this? 1112 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,679 What? 1113 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,839 Otherwise he's gonna bleed out and he's gonna die. 1114 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,239 - What do you mean? - You, come with me! 1115 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,879 Find a fucking phone! Find a fucking phone! 1116 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,639 Um, Grey, okay. You're gonna be fine. 1117 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,640 We're gonna find someone 1118 00:44:24,641 --> 00:44:26,079 and we are gonna get you an ambulance. 1119 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,519 Just stay with us. Okay? 1120 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,520 Em? Em? 1121 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,279 Oh, fuck! Matt! 1122 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Matt? 1123 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,359 Matt, come on. What the fuck are you doing? 1124 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,919 Matt? 1125 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,680 Matt, are you, are you all right? 1126 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,800 Matt? 1127 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,680 Matt? 1128 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,160 What the fuck? 1129 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,239 What is this, Thea? 1130 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:30,119 That's obviously just a rig or something. 1131 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,000 Oh my god! 1132 00:45:31,001 --> 00:45:32,239 Did you not see that thing in the mirror? 1133 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,200 - What? - That person. 1134 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,159 Babe, that's just a member of crew. 1135 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,560 That's not a fucking crew member. Look. 1136 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,999 - Hello? - What are you doing? 1137 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Well, I'm just gonna be, 1138 00:45:47,001 --> 00:45:49,760 they're just sitting upstairs like... 1139 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,479 We've got no idea what this is. 1140 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,639 I don't care. I want to leave. 1141 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,959 They're pranking us. 1142 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,239 They've seen our show and now they're, 1143 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,879 I don't know, I don't know, 1144 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,919 trying to teach us a lesson or some shit like that. 1145 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,999 It's very clever, guys. 1146 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,359 - That is beyond ridiculous. - It's genius actually. 1147 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,639 Now we're gonna do crossover shows. 1148 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,200 I bet you there's cameras everywhere. 1149 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,719 Look, there's one right there! There's one right there! 1150 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,119 They've been filming us the whole time. 1151 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,399 And now they're gonna come out. 1152 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,519 - It's a film set. - Like this was all a joke. 1153 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,280 Come on guys, we've figured it out. 1154 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,159 Nothing. Let's just fucking go. 1155 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,479 Let's just go. I wanna go. 1156 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,799 I don't care. I wanna go. 1157 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,239 No, let's go look for this dead body. 1158 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,240 Come on. 1159 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,599 Look, babe. 1160 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,999 - Oh, fuck's sake. - A dead body isn't here. 1161 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,319 There's not even any blood. 1162 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,839 It's fine. 1163 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,840 Yes, there fucking is blood. 1164 00:46:48,841 --> 00:46:50,560 Look, remember? See? 1165 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,400 It's ridiculous. 1166 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,240 I'm gonna go upstairs. 1167 00:46:54,241 --> 00:46:55,479 - No! - Talk to the guys up there 1168 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,759 'cause clearly they're having a laugh. 1169 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,600 What? No, no. 1170 00:46:58,601 --> 00:46:59,759 Let's do what you said, okay? 1171 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,760 Let's just end the episode there 1172 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,680 and let's just fucking go. 1173 00:47:01,681 --> 00:47:02,999 Get the clothes, get the camera equipment. 1174 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,199 Let's just fucking get in the car and leave. 1175 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,759 Are you fucking mad? 1176 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,760 Just end it there. 1177 00:47:06,761 --> 00:47:07,919 Lou, this was your idea, babe. 1178 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,319 You wanted to stay here and get the footage 1179 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,439 and get the content and get the suspense 1180 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,839 and now you wanna, you wanna leave? 1181 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,319 You're being a fucking child. 1182 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,160 You're being a dick. 1183 00:47:14,161 --> 00:47:15,959 No, that's not fucking fake. 1184 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,719 - Oh my god, Lou. - It's real. 1185 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,560 It's not real. Okay, cool. 1186 00:47:18,561 --> 00:47:19,639 Look, I'm gonna go upstairs. 1187 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,319 See, what the hell all this is about or what's going on. 1188 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,439 You stay down here. Okay? Oh my God. 1189 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,479 Because I need you to get 1190 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,280 as much footage in there as you can. 1191 00:47:26,281 --> 00:47:27,519 If anything else weird happens, I wanna know about it. 1192 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,279 All right? Cool. 1193 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,079 You're being a fucking nightmare. 1194 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,080 Okay, whatever. 1195 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,360 I fucking hate when she's right, 1196 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,399 but I would really like her to be right. 1197 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,240 Please be right. 1198 00:47:58,241 --> 00:47:59,600 Fucking please be fake. 1199 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,720 Fuck, I'm losing my mind. 1200 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,039 Em? I think Matt's dead. 1201 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,320 We need to get out. We need to get out of here now! 1202 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:33,199 Matt? 1203 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,880 Matt? Matt? 1204 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,039 Oh my god! 1205 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:00,960 Em? Em? 1206 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,160 Open the door! 1207 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,160 Em! Em! 1208 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,399 Open the door, Em! 1209 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,080 Get up! 1210 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,480 Keep going, get away! 1211 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,920 Okay! Okay! 1212 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,160 Okay, okay. 1213 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,800 Oh God. 1214 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,079 Oh God. 1215 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,760 Okay, what the fuck? 1216 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,159 Please, please. 1217 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,120 What the fuck is going on? 1218 00:51:13,121 --> 00:51:18,120 Why is somebody trying to fucking kill us? 1219 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,560 Come on, come on please! Fuck! 1220 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,720 Holy shit. 1221 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,800 Oh God. Oh God. 1222 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,400 - Hello? Hello? - Nobody's here. 1223 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:23,919 - You're gonna have to. - There's no way. 1224 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,679 Right, so here I am in the house finally. 1225 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,840 Very exciting. 1226 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,159 I thought I'd better record some of my findings on here 1227 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,079 so that I don't forget anything when it comes 1228 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,560 to writing up the old thesis, 1229 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,359 so what do we know? Oh my God. 1230 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,240 I think this was filmed in here. 1231 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,360 Obviously we know now 1232 00:52:58,361 --> 00:52:59,719 that the Druids were a much more peaceful people 1233 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,439 than the early Christians would have us believe. 1234 00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:04,721 However, there was this one man, 1235 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,439 Lord Somerton, who was not so gentle. 1236 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,320 So... 1237 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,159 There was a myth, a local myth, 1238 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,719 that Lord Somerton convinced his followers 1239 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:39,799 that the way to true power was through human sacrifice. 1240 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,759 Every month at the full moon, 1241 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,759 a woman would be taken from a neighbouring village. 1242 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,279 They should be brought here, 1243 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,359 they should be tied to a tree and drained of blood. 1244 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,679 The idea being that the life force, the energy, 1245 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,760 and the blood would flow into the standing stone. 1246 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,880 I don't know how long I've been here. 1247 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,240 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 1248 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,040 My name is Ash Blake. 1249 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,480 I'm a professor of anthropology 1250 00:54:48,481 --> 00:54:50,719 specialising in the ancient rituals of the Celtic people 1251 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,160 of the British Isles. 1252 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,480 I found the standing stone of Lord Somerton. 1253 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:01,920 I've come to believe that the stones 1254 00:55:01,921 --> 00:55:04,279 gave him an otherworldly power 1255 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:09,280 and I can feel it here in this house. 1256 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,720 I dream about the dagger every night. 1257 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,680 Like he's calling me. 1258 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,080 When there's a full moon. 1259 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,720 There's always a full moon. 1260 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,400 I need... 1261 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,480 I feel like he's watching me. 1262 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,559 He's pulling me in. 1263 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,320 Live. 1264 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,760 Oh God. 1265 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,600 Oh my God! 1266 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,200 Who is it? 1267 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,360 I'm with catering. 1268 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,319 Oh my God! 1269 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:51,720 Okay, okay, okay. 1270 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,800 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1271 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,160 Oh my god. Oh fuck. 1272 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Okay, I've watched this. 1273 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,560 What the fuck is it? 1274 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,399 You've called for someone, right? 1275 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,600 Yeah, yeah? Help. 1276 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,840 - No. - Okay. 1277 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,120 Oh God. Okay, okay. 1278 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,799 But okay, have you got, have you got reception? 1279 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,279 Have you? 1280 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,839 - No. - Okay. 1281 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,120 - I haven't got any signal. - Okay, oh fuck. 1282 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,679 Have you seen my friend? 1283 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,480 Have you seen my friend? 1284 00:58:11,481 --> 00:58:14,080 No. No. 1285 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,999 Fuck! She came upstairs because she heard something 1286 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,280 and she didn't believe me. 1287 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,759 - No, no, no. - You haven't seen her? 1288 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:23,879 Well then where is she? 1289 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,880 I don't know. But we, I think we have to get out. 1290 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,999 I think we, we have to get out. 1291 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,799 What the fuck is that? 1292 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,599 I don't know. But I think he's coming. 1293 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,000 Get me out! Okay, it's okay. 1294 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,159 What the fuck was that? 1295 00:58:45,161 --> 00:58:46,879 Can you hear that? 1296 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,799 - Yeah. - He's coming, he's coming. 1297 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,919 - Oh, fuck. - Can you hear that? 1298 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,199 - Go! Go! - Oh God. 1299 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,400 Okay. 1300 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,120 Oh, Thea? Thea? 1301 00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,520 Oh my god. 1302 00:59:09,521 --> 00:59:12,079 - Quick, quick, quick, quick! - Oh my god, it's following! 1303 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,640 - Thea! - No! No! No! No! No! 1304 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,120 - Oh. - Why has it stopped? 1305 00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,520 Oh my goodness. Guys, look at this room. 1306 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,320 Oh my god, granny much. 1307 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,560 YOLO! 1308 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,119 Guys, there's loads of stuff. 1309 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,480 There's loads of stuff! Yes! 1310 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,560 Oh yes. Nice, nice, nice. 1311 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,760 I think they're upstairs. 1312 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,960 Cheeky fuckers! 1313 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,919 I knew it. 1314 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,640 Louise! Run! 1315 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,720 Thea. 1316 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,599 Okay, okay. Just stop, stop it. 1317 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,919 Maybe she got away. 1318 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,959 Go, fucking go! 1319 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,159 What? No. 1320 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,160 No! 1321 01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,679 - You fucking go! - What? 1322 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,719 Okay, wait, wait, wait. 1323 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,200 - Okay. - Oh my God. 1324 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,639 Oh fuck! Thea has the keys! 1325 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,160 - What? - Thea has the fucking keys! 1326 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,839 Just fucking go! Just fucking go! 1327 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,840 Just fucking go! Oh god! 1328 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,399 Oh shit, no, no, no, no! 1329 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,439 What the? 1330 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,679 Okay, come on. Come on. 1331 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,920 No, fuck. Wait. 1332 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,679 Oh, fucking hell. 1333 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,239 - Okay. - Oh, come on! 1334 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,680 - Fuck. - Come on! 1335 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,120 Oh my god! 1336 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:26,560 Oh god. 1337 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,560 Fuck. 1338 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,760 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1339 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:40,880 Fuck, fuck! 1340 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,680 Oh my god. 1341 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,280 Oh fuck! 1342 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:07,400 Oh my god! 1343 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,999 Oh fuck, oh! 1344 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,040 Oh my god! 1345 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:13,760 Oh my god. 1346 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,199 Fucking fucking fuck. 1347 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000 Fuck! 1348 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,040 Oh fuck. 1349 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:28,120 Okay. 1350 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:34,480 Oh my god. 1351 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,920 Oh my god. It's all right. 1352 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,240 Okay. Okay. 1353 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:43,880 Oh fuck, no! 1354 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,279 Fuck, I'm gonna be okay. 1355 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:52,280 I'm gonna be okay. 1356 01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,760 Okay. 1357 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,640 Oh fuck! Oh! 1358 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,638 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1359 01:08:22,639 --> 01:08:23,639 Jeff? What? 1360 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,160 Fuck! No, no, no, no! 1361 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,240 Oh fuck! 1362 01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:11,680 Oh fuck! 1363 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:43,840 Fuck! Fuck! 1364 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,839 Thea! Thea! 1365 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:48,840 Thea! Fuck! 1366 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,200 Thea! Thea! Thea! 1367 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:54,199 Please, please! 1368 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,200 No, no, no. 1369 01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,079 I'm gonna get you out of here. 1370 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,919 Don't worry. Don't worry. 1371 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,199 - Just please go. - I'm so sorry. 1372 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,399 - Just run. Okay? - This was all my idea. 1373 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,439 I'm so sorry! 1374 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:09,439 Take the footage and run, okay? 1375 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,079 I can't, I can't leave without you. 1376 01:10:14,559 --> 01:10:15,719 No, run! Go! 1377 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:38,839 Please! 1378 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,840 Hello? Grey? 1379 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:06,760 Tori? 1380 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,760 Sorry it's taken so long. 1381 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,280 Where the hell are they? 1382 01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:17,880 Hello. 93880