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Listen to Kati.

Mom, you've always been my great role model.

You love Turk and I love you now.

What is so nice, so different than he seems.

That's what I wrote.

One to each family member, signed in blood.

And what about the cad?

It's end.

Split.

One is missing.

Heck. If anyone sniffed him, then

first of all, i'm the one who slammed her brother in,

and second, the one who didn't get it.

I don't know what would be more embarrassing.

Mami.

Dad wants to marry a German.

I already said "no" for you.

Right, right?

Mami?

No, just grandma.

Until you agree, I can't ask Doris for a hand.

Do you know where we would go on our honeymoon?

To Turkey.

To Turkey.

How tacky.

With a new woman to the homeland of the old one.

Did I mourn for seven years? Isn't that enough?

You, Metin, are looking for one ticket.

Forget the thing on the ticket. She's pretty idiotic and insignificant.

How do you know that?

The question is rather what you want from me now.

I think you're trying to blackmail me.

I just want you to understand what true love is.

This is not true love.

It was a meaningless flirtation without a future.

It's the greatest love I've ever felt!

This man expressed my feelings.

We are one. Thoughtfully.

I understand that Yagmur is against it.

But what do you have against marriage?

Marriage?

Metin, it's a little early for me.

Fast?

I've known Doris for two years.

You're talking about you and Doris.

About who else?

Yeah, about whom else.

Forget.

Man and woman have no chance. I know what I am talking about.

I don't want to be a child of divorced parents.

I already am. Save me the second trauma.

TURKISH FOR BEGINNERS S02E06 HOSE SKIN JUMPED OUT OF MY KITCHEN

Metin, I'm headlessly in love with Cema.

When he's with me, he's different.

And I'm different when I'm with him.

Somehow I hope we are like two souls.

He is puff pastry

and I sheep cheese.

What are you doing?

But no, bro, you're going back to Lena.

Be a guy!

You bastard, you mollusk,

you bastard, you sensitive!

Yeah, Cem is back!

I already m-thought you were a jerk.

I'll never slam again. I swore. And that's true!

Let's not be embarrassed by women anymore, bro!

Fight instead of love.

I have to pee.

But standing up!

Who has the letter?

And now he's definitely wondering what to say.

I give him two seconds,

then the flame of passion will certainly ignite again.

He had already ignited it.

Why is he so bad?

Doesn't he feel anything at all?

You pee while sitting.

Why can't Cem pee while sitting?

My new life begins!

Parties, boozes, cats!

N-don't you want to talk to Lena? I think she o-really likes you.

What?

Parties, boozes, cats?

Parties, boozes, cats!

Ceme, your laundry.

So much for claiming that German cows do not stuff hormones.

No more meat for you.

Costa, please go here in slippers.

Men do not wear slippers.

Did you cry?

Why should I?

I have no reason to.

Where are my glasses?

You with a picture of a poppy?

Shut up or you'll get a bottle.

Yagmur, return the glasses.

You can also call your mom with plastic cups.

Are you kidding her?

No, it's just tacky to drink wine for 25 Euros

made of colored plastic cups.

Just because we live together temporarily, do you believe that ...

She and I will never let you and Grandma ...

But I'm hungry!

Ceme, bring me some bread.

What's wrong with summoning ghosts with plastic cups?

With them, one does not connect to the network.

Okay, is that a competition?

Who cares less that it's over?

Stupid what? I'm as thick as you.

Puberty. Just ignore it.

Give me a sign that you're still here, please!

I'm against it too.

Against the wedding.

I'm glad.

We are not a real family.

Yeah, and I made your bed.

That's really nice of you. And I washed your dress again ---

Exactly, we don't belong together at all.

One hundred already.

Whole family.

The Öztürck-Schneider experiment failed. Being multicultural is useless.

Good tofu, k-buddy.

Tell Mom to make you steaks, okay?

I'll check it out.

If you ever bully someone else, I'll stab you.

Do you think it hurt?

It was ridiculous.

Like your envelope.

And did you read it before you burned it?

I'm sorry.

Was there anything important?

Come on bro, that's enough.

Get out, man. She should know she's stolen from me.

- I understood that. - I'm not a jerk like Axel.

I don't even read such tricks.

I see, okay?

The fog. The fog.

Look, b-bro, she really likes you.

What is wrong with you?

Did you subscribe to Bravo Girl or what?

Stop it! Backpack waiting machine.

Yagmur, what happened?

She answered. Mom answered.

Sign.

By that he means that he agrees to the wedding.

Born.

She let them bloom to tell me

that it was right to prevent the wedding.

How much must he hate me to do something like that?

Maybe my scratch is to blame.

Hay fever.

Tear gas.

You won.

There will be no wedding.

No engagement.

No ring, no kiss.

No eternal love.

No "until death do us part."

No carriage. No white doves.

Stop it.

At least you have someone who loves you.

Are you worried about love?

We've already talked about this.

I won't talk to you about it.

Sure, we don't talk, we'd better argue.

We show how little we need.

Like a nice, dysfunctional family.

If you say anything now, it will be embarrassing.

But I succeeded.

I got that from that weird cookbook for lovers.

I don't even know where she came from.

It is said that a ring should have been baked into it.

It doesn't.

You're kind of quiet now.

That's because of my cooking.

I love you, Ušáček 2.

Me too, Ušáček 1.

I have goosebumps because I hate it,

or from how kitschy it is?

Even though they are so old, they kiss with their tongues.

And even though she set everything on fire, she baked a cake.

Cem didn't bake anything for me.

Morning!

Aunt Diana, I have a really fucking day.

You also have grammar, but it doesn't matter, we have English again tomorrow.

What does Yagmur do in the garden?

Where is Doris a

why does it stink so burnt here?

Doris, you know you don't have to cook.

Hello, I need to talk to you about Cem.

God, each piece has five points.

What about Cem? Is he also exceptionally gifted?

Gifted ice so in flushing,

bullying of six and provoking teachers.

Colleagues are already talking about you.

What does "about you" mean?

There are always problems in multicultural families.

He thinks you're roasting sheep in the garden.

Didi, these are projects overloaded by educators.

Everything is alright.

Cem is trying to find his role as a man in a castrated society.

He makes a frog.

Do you know what he will do soon? Second level.

Do you see Lena? Those three flowers represent my mother, you and me.

Three against the wedding. Coalition of the Outraged.

Yagmur, how about ... purely theoretically ...

if we thought a little more about ourselves?

Maybe we just don't want to admit to ours

They like.

I knew you couldn't be trusted.

Yagmur, it wasn't your mother,

but a worshiper.

Or does your mom wear size 43 sneakers?

You mean, like, a stalker?

We say someone likes you.

Dodo, I was right with Nils and I have her with Cem.

He was wild.

What is a young man in development.

He has a lot of emotions that he has to get out, he just doesn't know how.

Can't you speak normally? Lena also chatters so old-fashioned.

So you're saying he's in love?

Metin, I need seven more points.

What is he in love with? Still?

To me?

I'll talk to him.

Like a guy with a guy.

Like last week when he slammed your gun?

Did you give him your gun?

Your knife.

He made a birdhouse. Really impressive.

They burned it for me once more. I can't go to a party in this today.

Hey, macho in the wild.

How did you mean that emotions had to come out?

Simple. He's running from something.

Aggression is always a channel of mass of emotions.

He's running from something.

Before love.

Guys who pee while standing are afraid of love.

Please help him.

In order to develop further.

I'm just milking fast, okay?

I want to talk to you. A word.

You know we don't want the door closed in this house.

Answer please.

Open that door immediately.

Ušáček!

You have to load one leg

and then engage the arm.

This is how we do it during home inspections.

The police are your friend and educator.

Are you crazy?

So darling. The next time you feel under the dog,

we will try to cry.

Okay, Didi?

We have violated his privacy

together with the marking of its district.

Ušáček 1,

Now emphasize that we are a team.

So from now on

you will iron your T-shirts yourself.

And you can forget about the party.

I guess I don't want kids after all.

You liked my letter, didn't you?

Should I take it as a yes?

I just don't understand him.

We see biologist Dian Fossey approaching Little Kong

during one of his outbursts of rage

Cem.

She found that behind the rage of the beast that the natives were so afraid of,

there is nothing else

than love for female monkeys

or to Dian Fossey.

I. I'm Dian Fossey.

Can I borrow your camera? No.

I want to put her in the garden to convict the stalker.

Come on. You really aren't a typical stalker victim.

They are more interested in women who ...

And it won't ring the bell.

It's just the Greek.

Hi.

Has the mail arrived?

Ceme, there's the other half of your brain!

Hold the clapper! Come on up, pig face.

That's bullshit.

This is how Little Kong shows his love.

Is house arrest right?

The phrase is outdated. Intention is therefore meaningless.

Cem will iron his T-shirts and will be upset that he can't go to the party.

And then catharsis occurs.

T-this is really the last time, bro. M-You have to learn that.

Hold your beak! Make it to the Potsdam party.

Is the party in Potsdam?

Dude, I'm not going through the black region.

Jedem Dorisinou károu.

It's quiet.

He definitely plays dice. I did that under house arrest as well.

Mercedes.

Year of manufacture 95.

Hell, this is my company car.

The clutch is to blame.

And again, the gorilla destroyed a piece of the forest.

What's turning you on, Ceme?

What's wrong with you?

Don't analyze me, okay?

He fights against his feelings.

But love is something completely natural.

When a person paves his way, he copes with it in his own way.

Anger, fear, disappointment,

or simply violence.

You will pay for it.

Now you go inside, grab the broom and sweep the pig.

Should I sweep? Are we in "Tamed Mountain" or what?

No, but your ass will hurt because I'll paint it for you.

Yes, paint it, paint it.

Ceme, what's wrong with you?

Leave it to me. Now you'll apologize to me.

Mom, please fix it.

After all, yes.

If I only knew what he was running from.

I'll tell you when we're together.

I agree, Metin.

Ask Doris for a hand and I'll talk to Yagmur.

Yeah, that's enough.

Stupidity, Yagmur.

Fresh flower every night. This is what women across the republic dream of.

They should cut off his hands.

I'll tell Dad. Now he will secure clues and begin an investigation.

It's easier, look.

He left his e-mail here.

What he probably wanted to apologize to.

No, he's already at school.

Doris, I think you'll lose. Unfortunately, not just for myself.

I don't want it!

It bothers me.

Cemíčku! You forgot the sandwich.

I also bought you a salami with a face of copper.

And you forgot.

And learn nicely, whether you can be a caregiver or something.

Teddy bear salami?

Plus you're here. You forgot your workout attire.

Look at him!

And if you think this was embarrassing, wait for the rest of the week.

Zabouchněný_z_Neukölln17 @ ...

That ... that flower

is evidence and must be kept alive,

because later possible

genetic

Write him an email, then you'll know who he is.

I definitely don't contact the boy and not at all.

And what if it's not a perversion?

What if your mother doesn't want you alone?

Doris sent him to you and Doris to Metin again.

And who did she send you?

Cema.

You.

If you want to be alone, fine.

But at least let Metin marry the woman he loves.

They fit together and they are over 40, they won't find anyone else.

Do you want to wash and read to your father later?

He already had my mom and that's enough.

One cannot be alone forever.

I agree.

Seriously?

Then give me the ring.

It was expensive, wasn't it?

Already.

That's what I thought, too.

before I flushed it.

But the material side is not important when you have your daughter's consent.

Did she flush?

Are you completely crazy?

For that taillight.

The stupid eventually backs down.

Sit!

You can keep that stupid cow, but tell my sister

that I raise you properly and that now you know how to behave.

Talk to me sometimes.

About what impresses you.

Friendly.

Dude, don't talk about feelings.

But they should.

They are your emotional insurance.

You're not alone.

Look at me with those deep, sad eyes.

It will be immediately clear to him what upsets him so much.

That he likes me.

Come to Diana Fossey, Little Kong.

I've been thinking about my mom a lot lately, that's all.

You said I could keep the cow.

Yeah, but not the money.

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{? n1} - So, are you writing to the stalker? - No, I'm just cleaning up a little.

{? n1} I hate weekends, Kati.

{? n1} I still see Cema on the weekend.

{? n1} There's something

{? n1} between you and Cem.

{? n1} Do you know that?

{? n1} Dear Jesus, turn me into that mug.

{? n1} It's perfectly normal for siblings to be jealous of each other.

{? n1} There is no and there will be no date!

{? n1} I'm not as corrupt as you!