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Chow Katie.

When it became clear that Nils' IQ was 84,

I realized how crazy he was lying with us.

Those pancakes were one poem!

Do I have an IQ of 84? I'm pretty stupid, aren't I?

But not at all.

It's not stupid, it's more of a miracle that he can walk at all.

The test focused only on mathematical knowledge.

There is linguistic intelligence

and musical intelligence and ...

... and culinary intelligence?

But you shouldn't be more than 5, dear Doris.

You can't tell him he's only 84,

to prevent him from going to a boarding school for gifted children.

I confided in you to stick with me.

More because you have a bad conscience.

He's a mathematical genius, be happy.

My son won't be an autistic addict to numbers!

What is the name of the one sitting in the wheelchair?

and still talking about the universe? Hopkins?

- Hawking. - Exactly. There will be no such Nils.

There are already enough problems in the world,

so you don't have to deal with any black holes.

I'm his mother.

I know which direction it is developing.

Conclusion: One can only get a good lie.

I love you.

Me too.

If so,

so we can sleep together.

Did I just say that one can only gain?

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And now Axel wants to be with you

unite?

Yes, but I reckon then that we will remain two separate bodies.

But then you will no longer be a virgin.

Mom remained a virgin until the wedding.

It is nice. And it helps me a lot when you tell me.

- Really? - No.

Hey Lena, you like him,

and you yourself said it's normal in Germany, though

one goes XYZ.

And you were upset when he didn't want to before.

- Did I say that? - You used foul language from MTV.

But I'm glad you're not a slut.

Yagmur, I don't want to sell my XYZ right now,

but if I told Axel I wanted to sleep with someone else,

he will be depressed again and throw himself on the street and ...

With someone else?

How

how did you find out?

There is no one else. (I lied again).

Do you have in-everything, man?

Nothing stands in the way of the "Nerd" mission.

I'll go for Axel's confession.

Dense, man. Wait, you have to charge it.

Don't break her.

I have to return it to Jan Kraus by tomorrow.

J-jan Kraus has a b-banger? In your s-show or what?

I'm talking about my fucker, you Greek volcano.

You have to d-hold her like that.

Say, Axel, you damn liar.

Lena is mine.

Bitch.

T-now I have goosebumps on my own.

Maybe there is another way.

No blood.

Why, man? It's thick with a b-banger.

I really do not understand why you are in the EU.

We are much more sensible.

Good morning, Dodo.

Do you have coffee?

Do you have to scare me like that?

I need a short skirt. A new director is coming today

and is freshly divorced.

- Do you want to push the director? - Or gymnasts.

So many free colleagues and I don't know what before.

I want to apologize in advance.

In advance for the skirt tearing?

For thinking that Nils was highly intelligent

and she didn't want to admit you might be right.

You educators are close to your children, but you cannot make an accurate diagnosis.

- Good morning, Metin. - Good morning.

Well, groom, how far is it?

I'll bake a cake.

With that engagement ring?

Where's Nils, our little tough guy?

It must be down by now.

IQ 84? What will become of him now?

You don't know it yet.

Something big is dormant in him: the flutist.

Did you lie down again?

You're ill?

I'm stupid! It's no longer worthwhile for me to go to school.

But we will not say this, otherwise we will subconsciously believe it

and then we'll act accordingly.

This way you only observe black holes.

Did you tell him the test result?

Do you know what happens when you confront children with an abstract rating scale?

You will disrupt their perception of yourself!

Most of all, don't get any erotic ideas from it.

I go to school.

"The Suffering of Young Werther"?

Don't read this, it could lead you to inappropriate thoughts.

Why are you wearing Cem's cap?

I feel more confident when I feel something on my head.

Poor thing, I'm his only life constant.

Should I come to you at night?

If I show the slightest doubt now, we will be back a year.

And why not this afternoon?

So you hurried it.

No, but at least I'll get it over with.

He's going to fuck now.

Can you stay somewhere this afternoon?

I need our room.

Why? Do you want to clean?

No, Axel and I want ...

but you know ... doing homework.

But he doesn't go to school now!

Still, he wants to help me.

Tell me how to discourage you from doing this.

I have 170 euros in my money box! And they can be yours!

I'll be an aunt.

And what if b-we m-torture Axel?

Come on, we're thinking here on a peaceful path,

how to show Len that the nerd was just doing that he wanted to commit harakiri.

What was that harakiri? Drugs or what?

Ceme, here you are! So.

Lena wants to do XYZ with Axel

and I don't think he really wants to.

I must not step on the line. Whoever steps on the line has a worm in his shoe.

Heck! Once again.

XYZ?

Replace S with X, YE and Z with X.

S E

WITH ?

I hate puzzles!

- Dude, it's X. SEX! - Sex ?!

Does he force her to have sex?

I'm afraid it's too late for a peaceful journey.

War!

I hope it's important.

Those of us who are not teachers must work.

Nille, darling, what are you throwing away?

Perpetum mobile and textbooks on Spanish physics.

Why don't you read books about ice sculptures?

I hate ice sculptures and it still doesn't snow outside.

- Leave me alone with him. - Why?

Why can't I say anything? I can also get along with children.

In! We continue!

I can't graduate.

I'll be a garbage man and anyway running behind the car.

You must never say that.

But I can, my life is a big black hole.

Now I have to go to the bathroom: psychotomatic diarrhea.

Today the last round of receivers

Diana, can you please?

I'm giving a lesson, Doris.

Is there a place where one would have peace from her?

Yeah I know.

But I need you.

My sister Doris asks me for help.

Well?

Did you falsify the IQ test results? Are you ...?

Good morning! Diana Schneiderová.

Matika to Ájina.

Such an animal!

I'm afraid he'll be like Dad.

You can't force him to be an artist.

So what does it mean to be highly intelligent?

- that he is ... - that they don't pay enough attention to him here.

And you don't want him to go to a boarding school in Switzerland,

but maybe he doesn't even want to go there.

He left the booklet under the pillow.

She is perhaps the only child who reads before bed.

And I'm sitting there waiting for him to sleep.

You have to let him go.

He can't play the recorder at all.

What would I give for a recorder at thirteen,

but for Dad there were only drums.

Why are you fucking now?

Because I want a baby too.

I also want to have a family and your worries

and most importantly, I don't want a bullet in front of you anymore. Heck.

You can always cry in front of me.

Even though we still prick ourselves, we love each other.

- You only say that because you need my help. - No.

Yeah. After all.

Boarding school admissions take place in an hour.

Diana, he has to make it!

- And then I falsified the results ... - Falsified?

- She adjusted. - And why?

I wanted you to stay with me.

- So you don't leave. - I can't believe I got 154.

You're only telling me this so I don't have complexes.

So very Aunt Diana.

How did you find out I had complexes?

Nils, please take the test.

You are clever.

I'm stupid and I can't play the flute either.

Dodo, stop it. He lost his confidence. It's over.

They don't see a way out.

She feels miserable. Inferior.

He asks why he was born at all,

if this is to be his destiny.

Everything is dark.

The green of hope was replaced by a heavy black.

It fits a little.

Talk to him.

Seriously?

Are you asking me for help?

Recipes for lovers

Pour the dough evenly into the mold.

Throw the ring into the dough.

Get out.

Sorry dude. I'm sorry.

Momentíček.

I'm here for a reason.

Can you turn off the fucking music? I can not focus.

I'm not shutting down, I have an appointment with Lena.

Nice preparation, idiot.

Mute the music, you Poles.

Hele, Hermi, rušíš.

Not only Turks, but also Awakeners.

Don't go, Mr. Schneider, he's got a gun in his pants.

That's exactly what I didn't need to know, my friend.

And amplify the music so that nothing can be heard.

What did you tell him?

I spent 30 years with you.

This will prepare a few arguments that will help him lift his head again.

But come on, you're not that bad. I gave him 100 Euros.

You should not give your children pocket pockets of rainforest as a pocket meter.

They need money.

Thanks, Didi.

Bože, I have to return to my class.

I didn't really hear.

I didn't want to kill myself, it was a whole misunderstanding,

but then Lena said she wouldn't leave me anymore, so I just didn't tell her.

Please don't kill me!

But you are an idiot.

And now I'm going to play this for Lena.

The banger wasn't even charged.

Hi Kati. I dealt nicely with the Axel affair.

I'd really like something to come up with before

... we 're coming together.

Please let something come into it.

My God, I have power over destiny!

Children! Immediately into the rooms, pull the stomachs and away from the windows!

Russians!

I knew they would come again!

- I killed him. - I killed him.

Oh, Cem killed him. What killed him ?!

What did you do to him?

Axelíček.

I thought she wasn't charged.

Did you hit him?

No, I don't think so.

Syne osla!

Is that my service weapon?

That fucked up a bit with that gun.

But I have a good reason for that! Axel ...

Cem gave me the gun and said, "If you want to kill yourself, then ..."

- What? - What? - What?

And I say, "Don't give me the gun, it's not me when I'm sad."

Are you all on your toes?

But it wasn't like that! I ...

Last chance to believe me. I swear!

Where's the dictaphone?

You're so stupid.

Only Greeks beat their children!

Where is Doris anyway?

When he learned that we wanted to sleep together, he was completely out of it.

I've had enough of that nonsense, because she doesn't want to sleep with you.

It is not for nothing that a person remembers his first relationship forever.

Ceme, what's going on?

You brought a madman into the house and you believe him ...

- Ceme, watch out! - Let me finally talk!

Ceme, my son, say something.

154.

This is my nephew.

Do you really want to go to that Swiss boarding school?

I like to meet other intelligent people.

Just until the lanterns burn out, Nille.

Guys, you won't believe this, but Nill's IQ ...

He fell into the canal,

but the doctor says foreign children can handle more.

Thanks, bye.

The truth is too strong to stop her.

It's too obvious to deny it.

And sometimes it's so clear

that she will be discovered by the dumbest man in the world.

I didn't hear properly.

I didn't want to kill myself, it was a whole misunderstanding,

but then Lena said she wouldn't leave me anymore, so I just didn't tell her.

Please don't kill me.

Axílek?

Hi sweetie.

God, you're crushing me, Mom!

Here stands the smartest boy from all over Berlin.

- He's got it from his grandfather. - Keep dreaming, Father.

It has to be?

Goodbye, you idiot.

I love you, you idiot you're not.

Podzravuj ve Śvýcarsku.

Good luck with Cem. I think he likes you.

- How do you know? - I have an IQ of 154.

I know everything, but I won't say.

Live blaze, Axel.

I love you.

Hi, Nille.

The truth must have one advantage,

and here he denies time.

Doris sees it differently.

And he's gone.

The only man tipping me in my twenties.

However, I am based on

that after absolute truth, absolute happiness finally awaits.

Absolute happiness with the absolutely true.

Ceme, wake up fast.

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{? n1} I wish he woke up and we could finally be happy.

{? n1} Do you know if Yagmur agrees to your second wedding?

{? n1} - Did someone die? - My mother!

{? n1} One more time?

{? n1} I forgot her birthdays, she should have them today.

{? n1} Now they'll bounce.

{? n1} N-he doesn't want to see any of you, p-because you trusted Axel and not him.

{? n1} And can you tell us when he'll forgive us?