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008董豆腐已经被我们控制了
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这次你要伪装成董豆腐
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去跟四爷交易
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我给你拿回第二1号
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008收到
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分分钟搞定
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董先生好风采啊
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哈哈不知道的人
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还以为你跟我这手下是一伙的呢
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年轻人给你个忠告
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我们象牙山小诸葛说的对
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年纪轻轻要低调
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别老爷爷的自居
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容易摊事
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摊什么事啊
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最次挨顿揍
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钱我带来了货呢
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嗯
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DL一号基因排列优良
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这一颗呀
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能抵万亩良田
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每亩能产千万粮吨
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在哪里
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要不是我手头紧
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我能给你
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哎钱
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哈哈
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给我打
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我有个好消息还有我坏消息
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你要先听哪个是坏的
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坏消息是你好像被包围了
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还好啥像啊
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就是让人包围了
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好消息是他们是x组织的女特工
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跟四爷不是一伙的
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别管啥工他他不也是来干我来的吗
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女特工这才是我要说的好消息啊
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啊女的
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哎呀
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咱这个先说好
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我们不是一伙的啊你你也是奔
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BR一号来的吧
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在他那呢
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放屁明明在你那
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就在你兜里不是在你那
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我刚给你了肯定就在这呢啊
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到底在谁手里
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在他那听我说啊
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就在他那
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啊
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动手了啊
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打打打上了
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上上上啊
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啊
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啊啊
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没事吧
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给我打
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你怎么穿着我们老大的衣服
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我们老大人呢
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走开干什么
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站住开门
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左边左边
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哎呦开门
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哎哎确实是是招人来欺负吗
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你再使点劲呢
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我他妈吃点劲都挤出来了
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我往哪跑
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我在前面安装了炸弹
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现在提前引爆
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哎呀那当时那所有人的羡慕
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的目光全部看看想我
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你说我梦的这故事咋样
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你话真多
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就这个事哈
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改成二人转一上台肯定火
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哎呀哎等等等
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干啥呢烤肉串呢
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怎么的你对象又黄了
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一年处5个你说跟你有啥关系啊
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行你烦不烦啊
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下一个
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跟我没关系你随便处啊随便随便处
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关注最少的我头套呢
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显着点凉快点
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都配好了这衣服说我是小四
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哎呀妈呀
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我好久没看过超过20人的了
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这件行吗
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这件行
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有点褶啊赶紧烫一下别挤哪啊
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你一下
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还没摆到位呢
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哎我来我来哎呀妈呀
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哎呀三人你可把我吓死吓死了
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哥你看我这模特演的像不像啊
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不是像不像不说
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剧团里头不能让随便乱乱拽衣服
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乱乱乱拿乱动都罚款哦
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放弃了放弃了
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哎小三啊你俩干嘛呢
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谁让你没经过允许乱穿公司服装的
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来根据规定你俩违反公司纪律
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私自挪用级损坏公司服装
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罚款1,000
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曹主任啊叫主任就好
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三儿不懂规规规矩
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就就就原谅他一次呗
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不好使
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不是你看你这一罚呢
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我这一个月也挣不多少钱呢
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给你打折吧980付款
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嗯
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坏人
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怂样子哎呀
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一个月就挣1,500块钱
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3啊让你这一罚完了这个月又完了
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喂刘先生
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万圣公园广场我找到了你妻子出轨
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了啊你看看准没
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谁看准了
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暂时还只是报
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如果你要再不来的话
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不一定会发展成什么样子了
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好嘞你在那等我啊我马上就到啊
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跟谁啊
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哎哥你干啥去啊
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杰克你爱我吗
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肉丝俺爱你
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安徽爱你一生一世
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俺昨天放驴
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的时候脑子里想的全都是你
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啥放驴你咋能把俺跟驴比呢
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小三小三
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小三该你了赶紧的哎
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刘光呢老板刘光人呢
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我哥走了
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走了接完电话就走了
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哎呦我的妈
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你瞅啥呢快给我找找去回去啊
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这走了谁演呢
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你看我行吗
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你你能演吗你啊
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你让我试试呗
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你演我看看来
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哈哈哈哈
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滚滚一边去这啥玩意
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流光啊流光
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这啥玩意这是
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来了
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哎呃
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看清楚你自己瞅瞅中间那个c位
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c位上那个
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这男的呀叫大伟
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挺有钱的
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这表面上呢
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是嫂子这个合作伙伴和背弟弟
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小白脸啊
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哎哎咱咱咱没款什么货
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哎呀别别别
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刀喽刀个枪
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刀刀别挑了刀刀
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刀刀你还要不要脸
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你啊你把我自己扔家
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你除了跟小白脸跳舞了
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刘光你不好意思啊
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你给我下来
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在上面干嘛呢
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我就想问你一个事
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你
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啊
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今天我和你身边的小白点你选谁
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你要选他我就从这跳下去
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这是大伟我的合作伙伴你不认识了
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我们俩在这调研养老院的项目
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这是正经生意
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他就是小白脸
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别跟我闹
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快下来
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端美券
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你说你非得要上南方发展
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我在东北啊
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我在哪个市场我不是抬柱子啊
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非得上这边发展我行
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跟着你来到这来啊
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你发展挺好把我晾这了是不是
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我这也不行那也不行
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你就看不看我啊
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我告诉你啊
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你要再这么跳舞
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我也跳我就从这往这跳
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刘光嘎
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你
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你说你要跳是吧啊
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我数到3
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你要是不跳你就不叫流光
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哎呀你还敢数数啊一哎
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来我给你
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我现在开始跳行不三
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哎你让我跳是不是好
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你别拉着啊
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好好好好
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你不让我选吗啊
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我选
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我选我跟你离婚
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咱明天民政局见
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啥上啥局我都跟着你啊
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我看你去不去
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什么呀什么呀
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你给我拦住什么了哎呀我的妈呀
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我这么拦都拦不住啊
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怎么了自行车把路给堵了
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快点插把把干啥玩意
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赶紧下来
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这丢多了吧
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快下来快点
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你咋这么烦人
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我笑个楼都给我笑成的
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赶紧下来
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哇你给我起来赶一会快点
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拉倒吧
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滚一边拉去哈哈哈
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主要是他嘛
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干了干了哎真是干了你养鱼呢
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干嘛呢装什么装都那么忙吗
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你看我都干了
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我不行吗
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对不对我也
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不行
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哥现在
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备孕的
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干啥啥不是
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总觉得自己头上
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有顶帽
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你别动啊
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啊确实有啊绿色的
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我说呀那个老刘啊
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咱天涯何处无芳草对不对
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何必在一棵树上吊死呢
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恰巧
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我认识一个非常好的离婚律师啊
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绝对能让你净身出户
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啊不对不对
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哎等我找一下啊
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呃在哪呢
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啊绝对能让他净身出户
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比我大八折
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你有点人性啊
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硬拆一座庙都不拆一栋婚呐
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挺好的一个小两口就给拆了
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那要不然咱不离了
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跟嫂子谈谈
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他把话都说到这份上了
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我堂堂一个大老爷们我给他认错
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可能啊那离
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说离就离啊
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没有感情啊
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那到底是离呀还是不离啊你问我呢
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我现在
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不让你给出主意到底离不离啊
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那个老刘啊
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就是你看咱那个尾款那个事
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是扫码呢
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还是POS机呢
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不是你也姓曹啊
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啊免贵姓陈
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不是就欠点钱吗
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我说不还呗为什么丁丁要啊
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就
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我跟你说就你啊
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兄弟我告诉你
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这要告我
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年轻时候我就这三个签子哇
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我杀了
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刷一下我就给你定了
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这谁呀呀呀
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谁呀
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谁领的桃园三结义啊
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我脸呢
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来来来来来来别停手啊我告诉你
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行行行行行行行行行行行
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行行行
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起来你你
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我跟你说你你光给你干起来
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我不好不好我告诉你
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我干起来我是踹呀我谁也不干
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今我哥俩结拜
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这道怎么回事啊
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是不是正好三根浅上
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夜深你衣服正好啊
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就我俩就我俩
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几个眼睛啊
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俩俩俩
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我这我也不拔下来一个不就完了吗
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你干嘛呢
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我操
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你还说脏话
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你动一下你动我一下我看看
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就你俩一个
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就是你我
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我碰你一下整脸行不行那正脸呢
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我跟你干哈
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啊你兄弟干嘛不好意思啊
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自家爷们喝多了我替他跟你道歉
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就干
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还有啥说的给我俩装的呢
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行了回家了回家
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你这是长本事了啊
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外面学会喝酒打架了
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你竟然让我丢死脸了你知不知道
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看我回家不收拾你就这个样
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活弄废跟你媳妇回家吧
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哈哈你给我躺好哈
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哈
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哈
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睡睡睡每天就知道睡觉
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你不想要离婚吗
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咱俩一会民政局见赶快的
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起床了吗0080008
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我我是008
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那你那意思你是007呗
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我是铁锅炖小分队队长414
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这是变化的
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管我要钱呢是不是
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不是那只是为了方便接触你
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半个小时后我们在铁锅炖会馆
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有重要任务跟你说
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行行行行正好我还没吃饭呢
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服务员
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给我来盘花生米
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你还是不相信
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不相信
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智者不入爱河铁锅只炖大鹅
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爱河伤心难过
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吃饱大鹅不饿
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我怎么能有这词呢
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哎你自己瞅瞅吧行吗
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快等等等等快快点
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你真正的身份是特工
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在上次执行任务的时候受伤失密
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所以组织安排你潜伏在场
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原来之前做的梦不是梦
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那是我特工时期潜在的记忆
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我不是一个单曲的二人转眼
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我可是有身份的不是凡人
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哎呀妈呀
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我真是特工身份呐
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一目了然
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哎呀那你你看我这道把是
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是不是特工时候受的伤
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你那是端铁锅烫的
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这是特工行动指南
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上面写的非常清楚
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仔细看一下2点之前必须看完
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2点之前看完
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有什么问题吗没问题
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感谢大哥
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不错我就给他刷个游轮朋友想听啊
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那我下次恢复一段时间给你们唱
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好吧
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哎感谢张哥送的游轮
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有没有什么角色啥的让我上台呗
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你这不就对了吗
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你早就该这样
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真有个角色啊
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有有剧本吗我先看看
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可别别像以前
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那么乱七八糟的角色啊
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如果啊你是一个好演员
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相信没有剧本的演员演的很好
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那那肯定的哈哈哈
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肉丝俺爱你
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今天来这受什么任务
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会爱你一生一世
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当然
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是那一次我在放驴的时候
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脑子里想的全都是你
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赶紧的马上就要上场了
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感谢张哥感谢张哥
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谢谢快乐人生大哥送的大游轮
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谢谢王哥谢谢郑哥
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记得每晚锁定我的直播间
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9点等你哦不见不散
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我今天是胖了呀
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没有我在减肥呢
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啊谢谢莉哥送的大游轮
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游轮都不如给我小鸭送我的火箭
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渣男渣男渣男
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你干嘛呢
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小三你说谁小三
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老公你看他
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这是我老公
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老公
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你你不仅有小三还有小四
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说啥呢我有老公
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祝你们幸福
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这不是我不火我也不火
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为了演出效果能配合我一下吗
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怎么配合呀
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你就跟我走吧
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这是你的任务
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抓捕叛徒研究员大伟
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小白脸没错他代号就是小白脸
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大v以DL1号的研制配方为筹码
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要与x组织合作生产DL1号种子
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上次你拿回了DL1号
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00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,800
我们发现其副作用会危害人类命运
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我们必须要阻止他
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防止他将产品吐入市场
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这活我接了
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大伟从上月开始
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每周四都会出现在剧场
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他的目的为的就是会见不同的美景
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但他并不知道身边有什么人
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所以你一定要利用自己演员的身份
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尽量把他给我拖出去
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这样咱们才能实施抓捕行动
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00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:16,866
剧场已经安排妥当
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能落的我手
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看我怎么收拾你
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行
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反正你挣钱也不容易
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走走吧走吧
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大家看见没这就是我老公
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我们感情非常好
425
00:23:56,66 --> 00:23:59,366
上台走轻点轻点
426
00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:07,566
知道我为啥把你带后台了吗
427
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:11,566
我就想知道你跟我媳妇到底啥关系
428
00:24:12,66 --> 00:24:14,966
你猜我猜猜不着
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00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,700
啥关系跟你没关系知道吗
430
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,0
哎你给我站住
431
00:24:19,0 --> 00:24:22,600
跑车走啊快快快点的啊啊
432
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:25,166
经过警察你给我
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00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:27,633
你你是什么警察
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上集让我配合你
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以后没人的时候不用管我叫老板
436
00:24:43,0 --> 00:24:44,633
可以管我叫009
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你愣着呢化妆啊
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真拿下
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接到
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啊
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小白眼
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问你个事
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00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:09,433
抓破它的时候
444
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,833
我能揍他一顿
445
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,433
不行万一使错手
446
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胳膊腿给人弄残了
447
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,433
难犯错误
448
00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:25,466
嗯这个理论上算不算不算
449
00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:08,266
停别动啊
450
00:26:08,766 --> 00:26:10,0
我可告诉你
451
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不管你用高科技还是离间技
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还是美人计
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都不好使
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特别是美人计
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我已经有家了
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我媳妇虽然长得磕碜点
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但是我不会背背背叛他
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yeah
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎还带这样
460
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,366
还带掐人的你松了哎
461
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,300
哎呀妈呀太狠了你
462
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,400
小白脸你别跑
463
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,800
你把这小白脸给我挡住
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00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:09,833
二位妹妹相遇呢就是缘分
465
00:27:10,66 --> 00:27:12,166
要不要一起喝个下午茶
466
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,266
别动是不动
467
00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:17,633
我就是个文员
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00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:19,200
没必要这样啊
469
00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:21,966
向右是死
470
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:25,833
向左是生不如死别动
471
00:27:26,766 --> 00:27:27,833
放开我
472
00:27:29,0 --> 00:27:30,0
怎么是你
473
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,33
是我是我
474
00:27:33,66 --> 00:27:36,433
好我数123我们一起放人
475
00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:37,500
1
476
00:27:38,66 --> 00:27:39,166
2起
477
00:27:45,966 --> 00:27:47,800
你先别着急放人
478
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:52,133
我怎么看你有点面框呢
479
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,600
能否把面具拿下来
480
00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:56,833
让我们一堵阵容
481
00:27:58,966 --> 00:28:00,133
开什么玩笑
482
00:28:00,133 --> 00:28:02,133
你有什么资格跟我谈条件
483
00:28:02,133 --> 00:28:04,466
现在我手里有两个人换你一个人
484
00:28:04,566 --> 00:28:07,466
你要再不放人我就杀了他走
485
00:28:08,566 --> 00:28:12,66
哼你看看他是个傻子
486
00:28:12,66 --> 00:28:13,400
杀他有用吗
487
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,633
你要杀杀那位啊
488
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,400
那才是衣冠禽兽呢
489
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,733
哼那我就先淹了他
490
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:22,600
哎
491
00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:25,966
领导你是不是有病啊你啊
492
00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:27,300
你这是公报私仇
493
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:28,766
抢不闹也行
494
00:28:28,766 --> 00:28:30,500
给我和傻三涨工资
495
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,633
必须得给我哥涨到1,600
496
00:28:32,966 --> 00:28:36,566
你们俩行行行给你点掌快放人
497
00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:39,866
那我数到3一起放人
498
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,200
1
499
00:28:41,866 --> 00:28:42,666
2
500
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:44,100
3
501
00:28:51,566 --> 00:28:52,366
走着瞧
502
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:04,66
哎刘光哎
503
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:06,366
刚才你俩挺硬实啊
504
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:07,700
还给你涨钱
505
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:08,766
臭不要脸
506
00:29:08,966 --> 00:29:11,566
不是你说好涨的吗
507
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,400
涨什么涨
508
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,833
做梦骗子的
509
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:20,100
太抠 008任务失败了
510
00:29:21,0 --> 00:29:23,300
嗯好我知道了
511
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,800
从哪冒出来的女人
512
00:29:40,166 --> 00:29:42,866
哎你说男人为什么都这么自私啊
513
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,266
别啰嗦喝酒
514
00:29:44,266 --> 00:29:45,266
问你们呢
515
00:29:45,266 --> 00:29:46,966
那帮女人有那么难对付吗
516
00:29:46,966 --> 00:29:50,233
啊我对这次的任务感到非常敏感
517
00:29:51,0 --> 00:29:52,100
想那么多干嘛
518
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,800
喝酒做事情不要犹豫
519
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,700
干就完了打败他们
520
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:58,900
打败他们打败他们打败他们
521
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,733
不是隔壁还让不让人吃饭了
522
00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:01,633
吵什么吵
523
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,566
打败他们打败他们
524
00:30:04,0 --> 00:30:05,866
打败他们打败他们
525
00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:13,766
哎阿娟
526
00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:15,133
干什么呀
527
00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:17,766
我刚才看看见你了
528
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,133
你上哪去了
529
00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:21,266
我能在哪
530
00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:23,866
我回公司了你今天是怎么了
531
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,333
你别别管了你晚上早点回去
532
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,466
我跟你聊聊
533
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:05,433
你这是啥意思啊这是
534
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:07,866
干啥呀这是
535
00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:20,166
离婚家我都分好了
536
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,100
搬的时候谁也不要多拿
537
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,700
这啥意思啊
538
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:30,266
写你的归你写我的归我
539
00:31:32,866 --> 00:31:35,33
那个怎么个分法呢
540
00:31:35,766 --> 00:31:36,600
看见了吧
541
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,700
沙发我买的归我
542
00:31:39,66 --> 00:31:41,200
电视机我花的钱归我
543
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,300
还有那空调啊你
544
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:46,66
你那意思谁花的钱就归谁啊对啊
545
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,600
你这是干什么
546
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,0
别的我不要就要一样
547
00:31:53,0 --> 00:31:55,766
你是我花钱娶来的吧
548
00:31:57,733 --> 00:31:59,600
你怎么那么无赖啊你
549
00:31:59,866 --> 00:32:03,166
不你说的是谁花钱就归谁吗
550
00:32:03,733 --> 00:32:09,433
是啊我娶娶你那钱花17,500呢我
551
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,100
老板你的任务完成的不错
552
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,600
但是不能掉以轻心
553
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,133
008 组织对你非常失望
554
00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:29,566
你也没说有女特工啊
555
00:32:29,566 --> 00:32:30,766
那又怎么样
556
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,600
你要放弃这次任务吗
557
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,300
我刚开始当特工
558
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:39,166
我还指着这个扬名立万呢
559
00:32:39,766 --> 00:32:41,366
这到哪到哪呀
560
00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:42,466
根据情报
561
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:45,100
x组织正在筹建秘密交易地
562
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:47,900
点
563
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,700
你要在这三天之内找到大伟的行踪
564
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,0
这期间你要保证大伟的安全
565
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,600
确保完成任务
566
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:59,700
好任务完成之后让我退出组织好
567
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:04,266
明天你去找009
568
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,600
他会结束你的
569
00:33:15,266 --> 00:33:16,66
赵子杰
570
00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:19,666
你告诉我为啥要跟我离婚
571
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,866
是不是因为那小白脸
572
00:33:22,566 --> 00:33:24,866
他是骗你的你知道不
573
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,333
少跟我废话
574
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,566
行李给你收拾好了
575
00:33:27,566 --> 00:33:29,66
明天拿着回东北去
576
00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:35,700
我不回
577
00:33:36,466 --> 00:33:38,300
要回咱俩一起回
578
00:33:38,566 --> 00:33:40,233
你你上哪我去哪
579
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,900
哎哎你什么意思
580
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:45,800
哎干嘛你给我出去
581
00:33:46,66 --> 00:33:46,600
你跟我出去
582
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,300
我跟你讲这床是我爸先买的
583
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:48,933
你给我出去
584
00:33:48,933 --> 00:33:49,533
你出去
585
00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:53,66
你上外面睡去你上外面睡去烦人
586
00:34:01,66 --> 00:34:02,800
这日子过的啊
587
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,800
一天就这么脏脏脏脏脏脏
588
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,900
你说有意思吗
589
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,400
啊我这段位娟啊
590
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,433
我娶你花17,500你知道不
591
00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:16,966
连20年都没过上
592
00:34:17,0 --> 00:34:18,666
你给我退回一半来
593
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:21,0
退7,500也行
594
00:34:33,966 --> 00:34:36,966
哎根据定位显示应该就是这了
595
00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:41,833
别动哎是我就是个文员
596
00:34:42,66 --> 00:34:43,666
没必要这样啊
597
00:34:43,866 --> 00:34:46,100
哈哈哈老板
598
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,200
你是不是看上那女的了
599
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:52,66
我觉得他也挺漂亮哈哈哈哈
600
00:34:52,66 --> 00:34:54,100
你是不是傻呀你啊
601
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,0
这咱们不找不着大伟吗
602
00:34:56,0 --> 00:34:58,166
那谁把大伟带走咱们就来找谁了
603
00:34:59,100 --> 00:34:59,500
再说了
604
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,866
昨天一个女的全都是x组织女特工
605
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:02,666
就在这呢
606
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,400
你是不是就想进去
607
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,66
完了拿特工当借口
608
00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:13,366
我是那种人吗我哈哈哈
609
00:35:19,733 --> 00:35:23,0
哎哎哎脖子啊脖子别扭着
610
00:35:23,966 --> 00:35:25,400
你是啥人呢
611
00:35:25,966 --> 00:35:27,900
找女特工不上有女的地方找
612
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:29,800
上哪找啊女士会所
613
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,400
男士止步看见没
614
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,700
我有办法
615
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,200
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
616
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,433
千万别露馅
617
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,366
露馅咱仨就死定了
618
00:36:21,366 --> 00:36:23,233
你俩还好点
619
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:27,633
你看我这这啥玩意这这带着带着哥
620
00:36:27,733 --> 00:36:29,433
别说被发现了
621
00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:31,166
就咱兜里这1,600
622
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,33
恐怕也出不去这个门啊
623
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,433
今天我买单
624
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,233
必须把你银行还账哈哈哈
625
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,500
哎哎我有个提议啊
626
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,266
目标太大容易被发现
627
00:36:50,266 --> 00:36:51,466
咱们得分头行动
628
00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:53,666
咋整啊你们俩一组
629
00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:54,900
我自己单组一组
630
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:55,766
分多少
631
00:36:55,866 --> 00:36:58,400
你是要是跟我说了让你配合我
632
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,666
我配合你啊
633
00:36:59,966 --> 00:37:01,433
那你让他自己一组啊
634
00:37:03,566 --> 00:37:05,533
那咋办你俩一组呢
635
00:37:05,533 --> 00:37:07,66
我买的单我说了算
636
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,100
要不你买
637
00:37:09,366 --> 00:37:10,166
去
638
00:37:10,766 --> 00:37:11,566
走
639
00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:19,366
这么大怎么怎么整
640
00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:28,66
东西放屋里不会丢的
641
00:37:28,66 --> 00:37:29,166
都有监控
642
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:43,0
刚才那小女孩一句话提醒我了
643
00:37:43,733 --> 00:37:44,900
监控室
644
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,666
听我说一会上台阶
645
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:02,100
门一敲一出来我就垮爆
646
00:38:06,866 --> 00:38:08,200
上这边来呀
647
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,966
上门那边嗯嗯
648
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,233
谁啊
649
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,100
你们干嘛
650
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,300
一会咱们去换衣服吧行行
651
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:39,800
走上楼吧
652
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:52,700
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
653
00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:54,800
哈哈哈
654
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,466
哈哈
655
00:39:35,466 --> 00:39:37,566
能不能帮我擦点沐浴露啊
656
00:39:43,566 --> 00:39:46,100
姑娘需要擦胃吗
657
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,900
可以给我来一下拖鞋吗
658
00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:58,133
哎
659
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:04,400
哎老妹过来给我擦一下背吧
660
00:40:05,966 --> 00:40:09,566
哎呀姐你这皮肤可真好啊
661
00:40:09,566 --> 00:40:12,366
哪的话都快40的人了
662
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,366
哎呀那可真不像
663
00:40:14,366 --> 00:40:16,366
看着比我都年轻呢
664
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:19,400
我跟你说啊
665
00:40:19,533 --> 00:40:20,600
这个女人呢
666
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,733
就得有一个真正懂你爱你的男人
667
00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:25,433
这样才会一直年轻
668
00:40:32,566 --> 00:40:34,400
哎你能帮我倒点茶吗
669
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,966
行姐稍等一下这茶有点凉了
670
00:40:36,966 --> 00:40:39,266
我给你换个热闹行吗谢谢
671
00:40:50,66 --> 00:40:50,866
哥
672
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,66
你看那是嫂子吗
673
00:40:58,533 --> 00:40:59,966
你怎么知道是他呀
674
00:41:00,0 --> 00:41:02,233
那不是你送给他的专属发卡吗
675
00:41:04,66 --> 00:41:06,666
耶他怎么能在这呢
676
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:14,566
我被袭击了监控室友人
677
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,400
嫁给我
678
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,33
哈哈
679
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,0
哈
680
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:55,833
怎么回事啊
681
00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:08,633
看什么看啊
682
00:42:26,733 --> 00:42:27,800
是快跑
683
00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:46,66
有房
684
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,666
哦快走
685
00:42:53,566 --> 00:42:54,366
喂
686
00:42:58,466 --> 00:43:00,200
闪开站住
687
00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:01,133
别动
688
00:43:01,966 --> 00:43:02,766
哥
689
00:43:04,66 --> 00:43:05,900
我错了我错了
690
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:09,0
别动手啊哎不好意思不好意思
691
00:43:09,933 --> 00:43:11,300
这两位是我的亲人
692
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,500
他们是来找我的
693
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,400
实在不好意思啊
694
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,600
我马上把他们带走
695
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,566
我会亲自给壮族打电话道歉的
696
00:43:16,566 --> 00:43:18,500
既然壮族朋友南京自变吧
697
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:19,900
不过这损失啊放心
698
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,100
我们赵家全赔
699
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,366
哎嗯
700
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:23,933
不好意思啊
701
00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:25,0
不好意思
702
00:43:26,766 --> 00:43:29,866
哎呀哈哈哈媳妇哎又换号
703
00:43:43,866 --> 00:43:45,500
这1,000里我都花多了
704
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:51,800
老板你为什么派人监听跟踪我
705
00:43:52,566 --> 00:43:55,0
你已决定来到是我最能干的手下
706
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,66
现在突然跟我说想退出
707
00:43:57,266 --> 00:43:58,333
你要知道
708
00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,400
可从没有人活着退出过组织
709
00:44:02,133 --> 00:44:03,900
我非常明白组织的规定
710
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,0
我干了特工这么多年
711
00:44:06,0 --> 00:44:08,200
大大小小的任务也执行了不少
712
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,233
公民成就利益我早就不在乎了
713
00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:14,233
我只想活下去
714
00:44:14,266 --> 00:44:16,66
真实的活在阳光下
715
00:44:16,266 --> 00:44:17,666
与艺人偕老
716
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,566
女人呢最麻烦的就是动情
717
00:44:22,266 --> 00:44:23,66
好吧
718
00:44:23,566 --> 00:44:26,233
跟在你多年为组织立下的悍马功劳
719
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:28,100
我答应你的退出条件
720
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:31,600
但是这次任务必须步出差错的完成
721
00:44:31,766 --> 00:44:33,666
确保我们交易顺利进行
722
00:44:34,66 --> 00:44:35,366
你能做到吗
723
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,400
那你得保证
724
00:44:37,533 --> 00:44:39,433
绝对不可以伤害他
725
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:41,866
那你就按我说的去做吧
726
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,266
因为有我在
727
00:44:45,366 --> 00:44:46,966
哈哈哈
728
00:44:47,966 --> 00:44:48,766
这样
729
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:51,666
哈哈哈就不会有问题哈哈哈哈
730
00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:55,233
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
731
00:44:55,933 --> 00:44:58,166
可是灰太狼好傻哈
732
00:44:58,700 --> 00:44:59,500
哈
733
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,766
把衣服脱了
734
00:45:13,566 --> 00:45:15,200
把衣服脱了
735
00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,233
脱衣服
736
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:27,33
还好
737
00:45:29,266 --> 00:45:31,233
3把你哥的药油拿过来
738
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:37,300
哪疼这再往下点这哎对对
739
00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:46,566
哎我问你个事
740
00:45:47,66 --> 00:45:49,500
你白天干啥去了
741
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,966
我怎么在那看着你呢
742
00:45:52,366 --> 00:45:54,900
我去女子会所当然是去洗浴啊
743
00:45:55,66 --> 00:45:57,333
倒是你大老爷们去那干嘛呀
744
00:45:57,333 --> 00:46:00,700
哎呀我的事你别管了我现在问你呢
745
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:05,0
我看啊咱俩这日子是过不下去了
746
00:46:05,0 --> 00:46:07,833
你赶紧收拾行李快回老家去吧
747
00:46:13,366 --> 00:46:16,366
你一说这话不好我就不爱听
748
00:46:16,666 --> 00:46:18,400
那怎么的呢
749
00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:20,900
老老撵我回老家
750
00:46:21,266 --> 00:46:23,900
把我的青春都给熬没了
751
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:26,66
所有能量都都炸没了
752
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:28,233
怎么的扫地出门呢
753
00:46:29,266 --> 00:46:30,500
这么大城市
754
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,100
就没有我容身之之所呗
755
00:46:34,866 --> 00:46:37,800
像垃圾一样就把我扔了呗
756
00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:40,166
行
757
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,600
你不走不走
758
00:46:43,66 --> 00:46:44,66
肯定不走
759
00:46:44,266 --> 00:46:47,0
肯定不走好我走
760
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,0
哎
761
00:46:48,733 --> 00:46:50,66
走走走不了
762
00:46:52,566 --> 00:46:54,300
咱俩现在就剩502似的
763
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:57,700
咔跟你交准你想把我甩了不好使
764
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,500
你得脱层皮
765
00:47:00,566 --> 00:47:04,66
放手不放放手不放你放手
766
00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:08,133
去
767
00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:12,566
我接个电话
768
00:47:25,166 --> 00:47:26,100
没事没事
769
00:47:28,66 --> 00:47:29,900
别生气了啊媳妇
770
00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:33,633
我我错了还不行
771
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,400
错哪了
772
00:47:36,266 --> 00:47:37,866
哪都错了行吗
773
00:47:38,0 --> 00:47:39,433
啊不生气
774
00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:44,66
3
775
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,700
你把脑子照哈哈哈
776
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:55,833
媳妇必须挺
777
00:47:56,66 --> 00:47:57,900
只要你你你高兴
778
00:47:57,900 --> 00:48:00,566
就这个动作随时随地就这个动作
779
00:48:00,566 --> 00:48:02,166
这辈子就给你留着
780
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,100
行了进屋吧
781
00:48:06,966 --> 00:48:08,200
干啥玩意呢
782
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,366
这事你也去
783
00:48:10,366 --> 00:48:12,600
赶紧上哪玩去去去去
784
00:48:16,266 --> 00:48:17,66
媳妇
785
00:48:18,66 --> 00:48:20,0
我妹妹的哈哈哈
786
00:49:16,466 --> 00:49:17,866
你确定吗
787
00:49:17,866 --> 00:49:19,666
大伟的教育电影就在这了
788
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,666
你说情报是咱内部传出来的
789
00:49:23,733 --> 00:49:24,866
靠靠谱吗
790
00:49:25,0 --> 00:49:27,66
咱们的内网只有内部人才能进来
791
00:49:27,66 --> 00:49:28,666
其他人进不来你放心吧
792
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:29,633
赶紧抓紧时间
793
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,33
要不然还是直接让他们进来
794
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,100
不
795
00:49:39,566 --> 00:49:42,0
毕竟曾经是王牌特工
796
00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:46,200
不至于这么点小事都搞不定吧
797
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,833
你快点这么费劲
798
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:55,666
这这么费劲
799
00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:06,633
算了还是给他们放水吧
800
00:50:08,966 --> 00:50:10,266
这能整开吗
801
00:50:10,266 --> 00:50:11,266
白费力气
802
00:50:11,266 --> 00:50:13,600
这等你整开之后黄瓜菜都凉了
803
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,566
你得使翘劲这纯属是使不上劲
804
00:50:16,566 --> 00:50:18,566
是你的财呢他自然来
805
00:50:18,566 --> 00:50:20,666
该开钱他自然就开
806
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:22,966
别叭叭了你说他把他说开呀干活
807
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:26,666
不是说不说我要是能说给他
808
00:50:28,533 --> 00:50:30,266
你看开没
809
00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:32,266
就是这么神奇
810
00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:34,100
走
811
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:45,633
哎想到就是鼓掌必须得经过这里
812
00:50:46,266 --> 00:50:47,400
确定不行
813
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,400
大伟兄弟小妹
814
00:51:03,533 --> 00:51:05,500
硬过就是找死吧
815
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,866
放人进来嗯
816
00:51:19,966 --> 00:51:21,466
你咋在这呢
817
00:51:45,66 --> 00:51:46,933
这么着肯定不行咱们奋斗行动吧
818
00:51:46,933 --> 00:51:48,966
好啊去找吧走
819
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:02,466
你就把6号给我找到哥
820
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,566
我想尿尿
821
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:08,900
你这懒驴上上沫屎尿毒你看看你
822
00:52:09,466 --> 00:52:11,0
牛牛牛牛牛
823
00:52:12,966 --> 00:52:16,100
憋不住了憋不住了憋不住了
824
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,466
嗯嗯
825
00:52:18,366 --> 00:52:19,166
嗯
826
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:23,33
哈哈哈哈哈哈
827
00:52:26,266 --> 00:52:26,966
离了吧
828
00:52:26,966 --> 00:52:30,100
我到6号工厂了你这6号到底搁哪啊
829
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:34,300
你哥是不是挂着6号就是6号产房对
830
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,233
门口写着6就是
831
00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:39,233
你说的这么废话
832
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:43,833
我先去查一下啊哥啊我找到了
833
00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:47,33
对就是就这样
834
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,366
3啊里面特别危险啊
835
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,566
里面事全是搁摆平
836
00:52:52,566 --> 00:52:53,966
你千万搁外边退
837
00:52:54,66 --> 00:52:55,300
越安全越好
838
00:52:55,966 --> 00:52:56,766
嗯
839
00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:11,300
你这个渣男
840
00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,266
我现在就去
841
00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:16,0
我要后悔一辈子
842
00:53:17,733 --> 00:53:19,366
谁谁啊
843
00:53:21,533 --> 00:53:23,600
那个别别激动啊
844
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,866
刚才我都听见了
845
00:53:26,266 --> 00:53:28,366
我知道你现在特别难过
846
00:53:28,666 --> 00:53:30,66
你现在最需要什么
847
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:31,400
你最需要倾诉
848
00:53:32,733 --> 00:53:33,533
啊
849
00:53:34,533 --> 00:53:35,633
把枪放下
850
00:53:35,766 --> 00:53:37,633
放下没事啊
851
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,900
放下啊
852
00:53:43,66 --> 00:53:45,200
这段感情我付出特别多是
853
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,500
我真的是奔着结婚的目的去的
854
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:48,666
我都听见了
855
00:53:49,166 --> 00:53:50,466
不是啊
856
00:53:51,466 --> 00:53:52,400
不哭了
857
00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:59,266
男人呐就这样啊
858
00:53:59,266 --> 00:54:01,233
但是不是所有男人都这样
859
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,433
没事啊哈哈
860
00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:08,866
玲玲吧
861
00:54:08,866 --> 00:54:11,700
我仔细的侦查了6号工厂就一个人
862
00:54:16,466 --> 00:54:17,800
就一个人
863
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,833
分分钟搞定
864
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,466
都别动啊
865
00:54:40,133 --> 00:54:44,733
告诉你咱们可可都是同行啊
866
00:54:44,733 --> 00:54:46,566
都干这玩意呢
867
00:54:46,766 --> 00:54:47,766
都知道啊
868
00:54:47,766 --> 00:54:50,600
我这手指头一动就有危险
869
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,366
我知道你你们也有枪
870
00:54:53,366 --> 00:54:57,33
但是死死了犯不上是不是
871
00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:59,166
先声明一下
872
00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:01,233
我是误闯进来的
873
00:55:01,933 --> 00:55:03,566
属于路过啊
874
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,966
你们该干啥干啥拜拜拜
875
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,700
我跟你说
876
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:16,833
这个渣男居然背着我是腿
877
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,466
他不止找了一个
878
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:22,866
确实是那就他这颜值
879
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:24,633
居然还敢劈腿
880
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,600
讨厌
881
00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:28,500
咱不跟他一样
882
00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:30,266
天涯何处无芳草
883
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:32,500
跟我也挺好
884
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:39,0
009 你他妈瞎呀
885
00:55:39,733 --> 00:55:41,200
你不说没人吗
886
00:55:41,366 --> 00:55:42,866
咱俩有仇啊
887
00:55:44,366 --> 00:55:46,566
你这是要送我回老家呀
888
00:55:56,266 --> 00:55:57,600
啥意思你人呐
889
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,33
我他妈这么大活人你看不着啊
890
00:56:01,466 --> 00:56:04,166
你他妈过来看看这里所有人
891
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:17,400
哥厕所在哪憋着
892
00:56:31,566 --> 00:56:33,600
好女不和男斗
893
00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:35,866
能能能否讲点武德
894
00:56:46,733 --> 00:56:47,533
哥
895
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:50,400
我咋走了咱俩也弄不过他呀
896
00:56:51,733 --> 00:56:52,800
知可知取
897
00:56:55,733 --> 00:56:58,966
停停停妹妹能能聊会不
898
00:56:59,0 --> 00:57:00,166
先别动手
899
00:57:03,866 --> 00:57:04,666
请问
900
00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:06,633
哪派的
901
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,166
峨眉
902
00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:09,700
我武当
903
00:57:11,266 --> 00:57:11,866
那个
904
00:57:11,866 --> 00:57:15,866
出道是武当后来想想我头长太热
905
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:17,300
赶少林了
906
00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:19,233
看能能看出来哈
907
00:57:19,566 --> 00:57:22,100
你刚才那动作特别规范
908
00:57:22,166 --> 00:57:24,466
但但是就这个手我告诉你
909
00:57:24,466 --> 00:57:25,733
来来你听我的
910
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,566
就这手有有点低
911
00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:29,66
稍微往上一抬
912
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:33,600
这手哎往前一一伸就有力感
913
00:57:33,766 --> 00:57:34,666
你你看我这
914
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,600
咱俩一起来你就能领会啊
915
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,366
来预备开始
916
00:57:41,533 --> 00:57:43,500
嗯哈哈哈
917
00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,100
哈
918
00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:47,66
领会了吧
919
00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:50,666
前辈
920
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,700
哈哈哈哈哈
921
00:57:58,333 --> 00:57:59,133
散了
922
00:57:59,533 --> 00:58:03,433
快点饿你腰怎么了他就是008抓住他
923
00:58:07,366 --> 00:58:09,0
3太危险
924
00:58:09,0 --> 00:58:11,400
你往那边我我往这边快点
925
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:26,266
把他解开
926
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,866
他跑不掉的
927
00:58:38,533 --> 00:58:40,300
我说了把他放开
928
00:58:40,966 --> 00:58:42,233
不可能
929
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:46,966
你怎么在这
930
00:58:47,0 --> 00:58:48,900
当然是来要你的命
931
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,666
你说你们这特工也太不靠谱了
932
00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:56,700
一个王牌特工连工厂都能找错
933
00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,100
快告诉刘光两台赶紧过来
934
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,633
否则我让你死无全尸
935
00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:07,833
我明白了
936
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,666
这一切都是你们的计划
937
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,966
你们勾结在一起了
938
00:59:20,366 --> 00:59:21,233
来自此生
939
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,566
段美娟的老人竟然是领导
940
00:59:24,566 --> 00:59:26,400
你不觉得应该尽快的
941
00:59:26,533 --> 00:59:28,66
解决掉这个麻烦吗
942
00:59:28,733 --> 00:59:29,800
我是爱丽丝
943
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,900
有个合作我想你一定会感兴趣
944
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:36,200
那你就按我说的去做吧
945
00:59:36,266 --> 00:59:38,266
他们不是一直在找大卫吗
946
00:59:38,866 --> 00:59:41,966
那就让他过来找吧哈哈哈哈
947
00:59:46,266 --> 00:59:47,800
他的耳机没信号了
948
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,200
我也联系不上他
949
00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:50,966
马平铭记关了
950
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:54,866
关呀
951
00:59:56,933 --> 01:00:00,366
哦对咋回事哈哈哈
952
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:05,133
我告诉你们吧目标就在两个工程
953
01:00:05,133 --> 01:00:06,700
让我立马过
954
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:11,500
嫩八
955
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:12,700
是我
956
01:00:14,366 --> 01:00:15,466
我告诉你
957
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,633
你以后还要仔细一点
958
01:00:18,266 --> 01:00:20,266
别总自己给自己带个紧箍咒
959
01:00:22,933 --> 01:00:24,66
快跑
960
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:36,900
给我追
961
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:44,500
给我用最残忍的方法把他给我弄死
962
01:02:53,0 --> 01:02:53,800
小娟
963
01:02:56,533 --> 01:02:58,366
嫁嫁给我好吗
964
01:03:19,766 --> 01:03:22,433
姐老板为什么让我们对付德州坤
965
01:03:23,266 --> 01:03:25,800
你见过哪个经过组织能够退出的
966
01:03:26,466 --> 01:03:29,33
姐你看那边好像有个什么东西
967
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,800
哈哈哈哈暴露了
968
01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:53,100
来
969
01:03:53,966 --> 01:03:55,66
喝口水
970
01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,300
你现在应该安全了
971
01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:00,666
我先走了媳妇
972
01:04:01,966 --> 01:04:03,800
都到家了还走啊
973
01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:22,966
就这么不愿跟我过
974
01:04:23,766 --> 01:04:25,200
我也有我的无奈
975
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:26,766
我跟组织说好了
976
01:04:26,766 --> 01:04:28,666
这次任务之后我就会退出
977
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,33
关于009的死
978
01:04:32,566 --> 01:04:33,800
我很抱歉
979
01:04:35,966 --> 01:04:38,666
豪情从死了008
980
01:04:38,966 --> 01:04:40,66
我告诉你
981
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,66
你以后还要自信一点
982
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,100
别总自己给自己带个节目证
983
01:04:55,66 --> 01:04:55,866
老板
984
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,500
发工资了
985
01:04:58,333 --> 01:05:00,900
20万啊好的谢谢老板啊
986
01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:08,233
说啥呢
987
01:05:09,766 --> 01:05:11,233
我可都听清了啊
988
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,466
我跟你说
989
01:05:12,466 --> 01:05:14,433
刘光是咱们团最敬业的演员
990
01:05:15,133 --> 01:05:16,966
你们在座的所有的人都得跟他学
991
01:05:16,966 --> 01:05:18,0
知道吗
992
01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:20,300
后台炸傲什么玩意干活去
993
01:05:20,933 --> 01:05:24,166
你把他害死的不是我是414
994
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,666
他们早就串通一气
995
01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:27,600
目的就是让我们两个自相残杀
996
01:05:31,466 --> 01:05:32,833
为了你的任务
997
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,0
好轻松 52
998
01:05:37,733 --> 01:05:40,366
你就让你的爷们去死
999
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:43,466
这件事情你不要再管了我会负责
1000
01:05:43,466 --> 01:05:44,400
我去解决
1001
01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,266
快点你
1002
01:05:46,933 --> 01:05:47,800
站住
1003
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,0
感觉
1004
01:06:31,0 --> 01:06:33,300
刘欢你给我回来
1005
01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:35,900
你给我站住站住
1006
01:07:08,466 --> 01:07:09,566
谁点的外卖
1007
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:13,300
哥救我
1008
01:07:14,366 --> 01:07:16,800
哎呀白伪装
1009
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,900
那个兄弟
1010
01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,300
咱们商量商量
1011
01:07:29,566 --> 01:07:32,200
能否把我兄弟给放了
1012
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:35,533
商量是基于咱俩在相同条件情况下
1013
01:07:35,533 --> 01:07:37,700
咱们坐在一起进行和平谈判
1014
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:39,700
就现在这个情况
1015
01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:42,566
你拿什么跟我说商量两个字啊
1016
01:07:45,566 --> 01:07:48,233
你真是好天真呐
1017
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:51,200
你怎么西瓜刀你把人杀了呢
1018
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,466
你今天哪也去不了
1019
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:56,300
这不听话是不是啊啊
1020
01:07:56,533 --> 01:07:58,633
干啥呢啊
1021
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:01,800
哈哈哈
1022
01:08:03,266 --> 01:08:05,533
别别别别别别别别别别别别别
1023
01:08:05,533 --> 01:08:06,800
只要我手
1024
01:08:06,866 --> 01:08:08,433
啪打一撒开
1025
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,433
全部报销
1026
01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:10,766
别别别好商
1027
01:08:10,766 --> 01:08:11,500
量好商量
1028
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,33
这些都能商量好商量啊
1029
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,566
这又枪又炮的啊
1030
01:08:16,566 --> 01:08:20,866
哎呀这小美女这小枪拿的挺潇洒呀
1031
01:08:20,866 --> 01:08:22,600
来来先尝一尝
1032
01:08:23,0 --> 01:08:24,866
来哥哥给你的
1033
01:08:38,166 --> 01:08:40,66
去看看怎么了是
1034
01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:32,800
快掌控的队长
1035
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,633
对站住
1036
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,233
别跑
1037
01:10:11,133 --> 01:10:12,466
你怎么来了
1038
01:10:12,566 --> 01:10:14,700
还来这干嘛快去阻止大卫交易
1039
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:15,633
哎哎
1040
01:10:47,966 --> 01:10:50,366
呦欢迎我呢
1041
01:10:52,566 --> 01:10:54,0
家里进了只苍蝇
1042
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,966
小意思钱带来了
1043
01:11:03,366 --> 01:11:04,300
能别动
1044
01:11:08,266 --> 01:11:10,0
你等我喘口气
1045
01:11:11,266 --> 01:11:12,266
听我说啊
1046
01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:14,0
咱们这个这个
1047
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:15,566
别动手行不行
1048
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:22,66
咱们大大大气点放下来
1049
01:11:22,133 --> 01:11:24,500
兄弟们听我的啊
1050
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,566
咱别急眼
1051
01:11:25,566 --> 01:11:28,933
这里头肯定是有一位懂老板的
1052
01:11:28,933 --> 01:11:30,100
逼人懂豆腐
1053
01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:31,233
nice to meet you
1054
01:11:31,733 --> 01:11:32,766
你知道我
1055
01:11:32,766 --> 01:11:34,666
你看我我一
1056
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:36,766
我一算就就知道
1057
01:11:36,766 --> 01:11:40,700
我从另外一个故事里当当听说过你
1058
01:11:41,466 --> 01:11:45,133
你们要的DL一号基因有点问题
1059
01:11:45,133 --> 01:11:47,933
人吃了之后精神不正常
1060
01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:51,666
他就是吃了DL一号才变成这样的
1061
01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:54,700
不信你们测测试一下
1062
01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,66
我叫傻骚
1063
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,366
来来来来来兄弟过来过来
1064
01:12:01,366 --> 01:12:02,900
在场有一个算一个
1065
01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:03,800
谁最漂亮
1066
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:06,66
你最喜欢谁来来来你看看来
1067
01:12:18,933 --> 01:12:19,733
嘿嘿
1068
01:12:21,533 --> 01:12:23,166
选好了吗嗯
1069
01:12:24,766 --> 01:12:27,700
哈哈哈这神经绝对有问题哈
1070
01:12:30,533 --> 01:12:31,633
哈
1071
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:33,966
哈
1072
01:12:37,266 --> 01:12:38,166
董老板
1073
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:40,33
什么意思
1074
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:44,100
嘿嘿那个easy KK的easy
1075
01:12:44,466 --> 01:12:46,33
我就给你看一下样板
1076
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:48,133
你也没说你要美金还是人民币
1077
01:12:48,133 --> 01:12:49,433
欧元还是迪拉姆
1078
01:12:50,66 --> 01:12:51,433
有钱了
1079
01:12:52,966 --> 01:12:53,766
给我打
1080
01:13:59,566 --> 01:14:00,366
娟娟
1081
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:02,166
你不能走
1082
01:14:02,166 --> 01:14:05,166
娟你不能走我要带你回家
1083
01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:07,966
以后我全听你的行吗娟
1084
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:24,233
不会偶尔也哭
1085
01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:48,500
我自己很清楚
1086
01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:58,566
潮流交出以为就暖
1087
01:14:59,0 --> 01:15:01,800
暖一生幸福你别生气了
1088
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,866
放开我再见你别
1089
01:15:05,466 --> 01:15:06,266
生疏
1090
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:10,100
是你什么
1091
01:15:16,133 --> 01:15:19,266
不是所有的日子
1092
01:15:19,733 --> 01:15:21,33
都会
1093
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:22,866
铭心刻
1094
01:15:24,133 --> 01:15:24,933
骨
1095
01:15:33,533 --> 01:15:35,0
那不行还咋整啊
1096
01:15:35,0 --> 01:15:36,700
快点拿出来
1097
01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:38,766
慢点
1098
01:15:39,866 --> 01:15:41,566
你知道啊你啊
1099
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:43,633
这回真没了
1100
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:46,766
真没了下回我保证不藏了啊
1101
01:15:46,766 --> 01:15:49,66
开始之后就就给你
1102
01:18:14,533 --> 01:18:15,866
我找不到问题
1103
01:18:15,866 --> 01:18:17,500
不行我跟你离婚
1104
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,500
咱明天领袖军舰我打你
1105
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:20,866
我能干给你啊
1106
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,0
不要撞脸了好
1107
01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:24,866
兄弟走了啊
1108
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:25,933
不好意思啊
1109
01:18:25,933 --> 01:18:27,933
自家爷们喝多了哎老妹
1110
01:18:27,933 --> 01:18:30,866
老妹你浇不行老妹别走看哎呀
1111
01:19:02,566 --> 01:19:04,700
哎这不刘国吗哎刘国
1112
01:19:08,866 --> 01:19:11,100
好轻松 12
1113
01:19:13,66 --> 01:19:14,966
你们没死啊啊
1114
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:16,800
说啥呢
1115
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:19,266
我天
1116
01:19:26,66 --> 01:19:28,966
真的这是啊哎呀我的天哎呀
1117
01:19:29,533 --> 01:19:31,300
哎呀别在这恶心人啊
1118
01:19:31,533 --> 01:19:34,66
你媳妇说你喝多了在家酒精中毒了
1119
01:19:34,66 --> 01:19:35,866
休息呢没事吧
1120
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,333
可别提了
1121
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:38,666
这酒喝的
1122
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:42,433
这梦啊这脑袋老疼了那那什么
1123
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:43,966
看见娟没
1124
01:19:44,66 --> 01:19:46,0
没有啊没有啊
1125
01:19:47,0 --> 01:19:49,600
那你们忙吧啊哎
1126
01:19:51,533 --> 01:19:55,66
这刘光净让我操心走
1127
01:20:32,133 --> 01:20:32,933
就是
1128
01:20:35,0 --> 01:20:36,0
我错了
1129
01:20:36,866 --> 01:20:38,33
我以后都改
1130
01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:45,100
我老实的一种猜测
1131
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,100
有的没的
1132
01:20:48,866 --> 01:20:53,0
其实你所做的一切都是为了这个家
1133
01:20:56,733 --> 01:20:58,466
还能给我一次机会
1134
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:18,233
还愿意再嫁我一次
1135
01:21:26,366 --> 01:21:29,866
那你还记得这个戒指他叫什么吗
1136
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,633
就叫他BR1号
1137
01:21:39,366 --> 01:21:41,766
这也是咱俩的姓氏的缩写
1138
01:21:42,166 --> 01:21:44,833
也是咱俩重归已好的见证
1139
01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:03,466
光
1140
01:22:12,66 --> 01:22:15,766
你真傻我根本就没打算走
1141
01:22:20,766 --> 01:22:22,300
你就骗我一次哈
1142
01:22:26,266 --> 01:22:27,800
那咱说好了
1143
01:22:28,133 --> 01:22:31,233
这次你得赔我17,500
1144
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,233
你想得美
1145
01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:11,700
别生气了
1146
01:23:11,733 --> 01:23:13,366
算我错了行不行
1147
01:23:14,933 --> 01:23:16,0
错在哪呀
1148
01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:19,266
我天天天跟人家跳跳舞去是吧
1149
01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:22,133
我没天天跳啊
1150
01:23:22,133 --> 01:23:25,433
你就继续从前往后你要跳我就跳
1151
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:28,0
我看看你你还跳不跳吧
1152
01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:29,233
那你跳啊
1153
01:23:29,266 --> 01:23:30,600
这真的啊
1154
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,233
这这可是你说的啊
1155
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:34,466
好了别闹了
1156
01:23:34,766 --> 01:23:36,233
老公下了啊
1157
01:23:36,266 --> 01:23:38,66
回来你还跳不跳了
1158
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,600
不跳了行不
1159
01:23:43,933 --> 01:23:44,800
再来一口
1160
01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:53,366
以后不要了
1161
01:24:06,66 --> 01:24:08,166
再会很疼
1162
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:09,166
风去爱都是
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