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Attention please, we are landing in Naples at Capodichino Airport.
All passengers are kindly requested to fasten their seatbelts.
May l?
- Eveything all right, Father? - Yes, my child.
Why don't you sit here with me?
lt's against regulations.
A good deed is never against regulations.
Air conditioning? Certainly.
Fasten your seatbelt please.
LOADED GUNS
- Where's Nora? - l dunno! Get in.
l was sure l'd find you with a man! Was he nice?
Generous. He gave me 100 dollars to deliver this letter.
Maybe he gave you his home address.
Well then, 100 dollars isn't enough!
- Beautiful, isn't it? - Naples is full of warmth.
- It's marvellous. - The people are full of warmth too.
Can you stop here, please? l've got to get ofF.
- Where are you going? - To run that errand.
- l'll see you at the hotel. - So, they call it an ''errand'' now!
lt's an amusement park, silly!
What is it, Father?
l started out as a missionary in Africa.
We're in the same hotel, but l expect you'll want an early night.
IT'S SPRING YOU CAN SEE IT, I CAN'T
You're gorgeous!
- May l help you? - l have a letter for Mr Silvera.
- Give it to me. - l have to deliver it personally.
Follow me.
Women always follow me.
You're beautiful! This way.
Women always come with me. Posillipo, Mare Chiaro. You know it?
l'll take you there too.
We're here. l'll wait for you.
He's brought personality to the team.
Excuse me, l have a letter for Mr Silvera.
- Mr Silvera? - That's me.
Well, l'd better be going.
No, we always send a reply.
- It's from the American. - The American's here?
- Who gave you this letter? - You'd better answer.
A man at the airport asked me to do him a favour.
He said he couldn't deliver it himself
because he was leaving right away. He said it was important.
- He gave me 100 dollars. - Describe him.
- l really don't know... - Not the face!
He was a tall, heavily built man.
He was wearing a Panama hat and big dark glasses.
l didn't really see his face.
That's all l can tell you, l don't know anything.
You hardly said a thing.
100 dollars.
Her name's Nora Green.
What was in the letter?
The American says l'm a dead man.
lt's his style,
but he's made a mistake by warning me.
lf she brought the letter, she must work for him. l'm sure of it!
Only one thing's for sure with the American.
Whoever sees him never lives to describe him. He works alone.
- But she... - l think she's telling the truth.
But she must've seen him.
You don't send a death sentence without making sure it's delivered.
The American is close by so he can check up on her.
- It's not true that he left. - Oh yes, the American's here.
But he'll be very sorry that he stuck around,
because she'll lead me right to him.
Where are you staying?
The company booked us into the Holiday Inn.
Think you could recognise him if you saw him again?
Maybe.
- Maybe yes or maybe no? - Maybe yes.
Okay, stay in town until he makes contact with you.
The plane can leave minus one hostess.
But they'll want to know why.
Because of your health. Your health's in danger.
- What do you mean? - Get this through your head:
We don't play games.
And l don't have to remind you to keep quiet
about what happened in here.
Not a word to anybody, understand?
Now get her out of here!
Follow her.
Miss!
How lovely!
She's like a statue.
Miss!
Are you sleeping?
What's she dreaming about?
So smooth!
The tits...
- l really like you! - Tano, what are you doing?
- Dirty pig! - What do you want?
- Leave me alone! - Beat it!
Jealous!
l saw her flrst! l know how to handle women!
l've had more than you!
And l satisfled all of them!
l never had any complaints!
l never had any complaints!
l'll come looking for her!
Don't lose them.
He's asking for trouble.
He's taking her home!
Okay, pull up here.
Get out! Eveybody out!
Manuel, you said we could stay here today.
- Some friend! - Get out!
Beat it!
- Who are you? - Just get some rest.
This is my place. You're safe here.
l've got to go out but l'll be back soon.
Get some sleep and you'll feel better.
Yes, it's a good idea.
- You're sure it's no trouble? - Of course not!
l set it for eight.
l'll be back by then.
l'll get your uniform repaired.
You're vey kind. l don't know how to thank you.
Don't worry, we'll work something out.
213, please.
Carmen, it's Nora.
Where the hell are you?
Chasing after some cute guy? The captain was looking for you.
- What for? - We've got engine trouble.
They're sending spare parts from Turin,
so in the mean time we're on holiday.
He wanted you to know.
So, what's this man like?
- What man? - Don't tell me you're not in bed?
- What's he like? - What's yours like?
Mine's divine! You know him. l was surprised by his talents.
- Mine's adorable. - And what's he like in bed?
l don't know yet. Bye, Carmen.
See you tomorrow, at the hotel.
lt was a girl l work with. l thought she might be worried.
- They roughed you up a bit, huh? - About as much as l could take.
- Want something to drink? - Oh, yes please!
Fine.
- Just two flngers. - Okay.
- Here. - Thanks.
What if Silvera doesn't like the idea of your helping me?
You work there, right?
lt's a risk l'm willing to take.
Anyway, my contract ran out. l'll go somewhere else.
- What's your name? - Manuel.
And yours?
My mother always told me never to trust strangers,
but the man at the airport seemed nice enough.
And l only delivered a letter to Mr Silvera for him.
Want some music?
l didn't expect a welcome like that.
What was in the letter?
l didn't read it, but from the way they were talking,
it sounds like somebody called the American
is in Naples and threatening to kill Silvera.
They think he'll contact me to ask if l delivered it.
Like to know more about the American?
Oh God, no! l don't want roughing up again.
l've never had a beating like that in my life!
Maybe it's better that you know everything.
Get dressed now.
- l've got nothing to put on. - Don't worry.
What are you talking about?
Take anything you want.
My God! Where did you get all those dresses?
This place is an open house. Women come and go.
You'd be surprised at what you can flnd here.
You should look good in this. Like it?
lt's gorgeous!
- Here! - Thanks!
lt's perfect.
What are all these photographs?
Are you a boxer?
l used to be.
- But l quit. - Why?
lt was too hard.
Now l work as an acrobat, it's more fun.
How do l look?
- You're fantastic. - Thanks.
Come on, let's not waste any time.
We've got to go to the police. You need protection.
- The police? - Yes, come on.
- We'd better hurry. - Shouldn't we just let it drop?
We'll go to Inspector Calogero. He'll give you a hand.
And what'll l do with Calogero's hand?
Silvera told me not to tell anyone.
But if you really think the police should know...
l do.
l really do.
Come on. It's near here.
ls the inspector here?
Ammirata, l'm talking to you!
May we come in?
Excuse me! Please...
...sit down.
Hi, Manuel. You always keep good company.
Are you English?
They're Tuscan, the flnest Italian quality.
Give her a light.
Later. The flrst drag's bad, the second one's worse.
l'm at your disposal for whatever it is you need.
- You're very kind. - Don't mention it.
Who is the American?
- Who's the American? - An aperitif.
You want me to tell you who the American is? Why?
He's in town and wants to kill Silvera.
That's good news. Did the lady tell you that?
Give me your passport!
Passport.
Nice, eh? But you're better in the flesh.
She took a letter from the American to Silvera and now she's bait.
- You've got to do something. - l'm afraid l can't do much.
Arrest Silvera. The American leaves and the girl has no more trouble.
There's no evidence.
- Arrest the American then. - Sure, we'll arrest the American!
lt's been five years, dammit,
that we've been tying to arrest him!
Even the FBl didn't manage it!
There are no documents, or proof!
As soon as anyone sees his face, they're dead!
Then he shows up: "Why don't you arrest the American?"
As if it was a piece of cake!
His presence has been reported all over the world!
There's a rumour going round that he killed Anastasia
at the barbers.
He's always nearby when drugs are involved.
Hashish, cocaine, LSD, score settling...
He pits gangs against each other, screws 'em and vanishes.
He's useful: He screws the gangs while we try to screw him!
And this one asks why we don't arrest him!
To make it short: If l don't have a case, l can't do a thing.
l've got to make a phone call.
- What did you say? - l said good evening.
Are you blind or deaf?
Let's go.
A prison governor asks a condemned man in the electric chair:
''What can do l for you?'' ''Hold my hand!''
''Today l'll get some sun!'' ''Well, put it back afterwards!''
Government ministers eat too much.
The cabinet they spend most time in is the W.C.!
''Yes, who's speaking?'' ''l haven't even said hello yet!''
- Are you busy, sir? - No.
- And you? - No.
Well let's get moving or we'll be here all night!
Thank you.
- Hi, Rosy. - My dear Manuel!
ls this your latest conquest? Good luck, miss.
Few men are as good in bed as Manuel.
And if l say that...
The American's in town and he wants to kill Silvera.
Does Don Cal� know?
The only ones who know are Silvera, Calogero and us.
Us? Who is she?
My name's Nora. Nice to meet you.
l'm Rosy. The pleasure's all mine!
You're a very pretty lady.
From you, that's a real compliment.
Nora wants to know what'll happen.
She's very interested.
Silvera and Don Cal� are the bosses. They've been feuding for years.
lf the American is here, there's going be trouble.
Big trouble for everyone.
l'm telling you this for free, but if you bring plenty of money...
l'll tell you something else.
- Do me a favour. See those two? - Yes.
Keep them busy for a while.
The forces of law and order, eh?
- Who's she? - She was Silvera's mistress.
Then Cal�'s.
Maybe she's Calogero's mistress now, but no one knows for sure.
She knows everything about everyone.
Ammirata must still be at the club.
You call this place home?
There's even a john in the lounge!
l swear by the Blessed Virgin,
l've never seen a house with a john in the lounge!
Now let's talk about you.
Outings to police headquarters won't do you any good.
Silvera told you he didn't want his private business going public.
And Silvera's always sorry when someone doesn't do what he said.
You'd better go back to the hotel, someone might come looking for you.
Curtain!
Stop him!
You took a bath, eh? You still stink though.
Go dry yourself!
Come on, you big lump.
lnspector, we've got some vey rowdy guests here,
can you give us a hand? l'm at Manuel's place.
Don't worry, l've got men eveywhere. Even outside Manuel's.
Now l'll kill you!
l'll kill you!
l'll send you to hell.
Bastard!
- At last! - Where are they?
One's in the closet and there's two on the bed.
They're friends, but they got drunk and wrecked the place!
You're in trouble because of me.
Sure, l'm in trouble, but not because of you!
How disappointing.
l knew something was going to happen to me.
l happened to you.
- But you're no trouble. - Who knows?
Would you tie it for me?
Stop it! l'll do it!
Don Cal�, it's Manuel.
Yes, she's leaving now.
Don't make a fuss. Get in the car.
- Where are we going? - Dancing.
How nice! You can teach me some new steps.
l'm Cal�. l was anxious to meet you.
l can't say the same.
l heard about the message you took to Silvera
and what he did to you.
Oh, yes?
Well then, you also heard that l told your friend everything l know.
Silvera and l are not friends.
Actually, we're rivals.
Would you like to earn some cash?
No. l took a beating while l was earning some cash this morning.
Take it all the same, you don't have to deliver it anywhere.
Take it, it's yours. You can spend it how you want.
Ten thousand dollars.
Nothing l can tell you is worth ten thousand dollars.
And l don't want to buy anything from you.
lt's a minimum payment
for the pleasure of meeting you.
lf the American moves against Silvera, we won't interfere.
lf Silvera moves against the American, we will.
As you can see, it's to your advantage.
lt's to my advantage to be caught in the crossflre?
l'm going to dance with my friends.
You know that this is a very dangerous game.
Are you afraid?
No, l'm not. Are you?
l love dangerous games.
- Father, shall we dance? - l don't know how.
Come on, it's easy.
We'll teach you how.
But l can't.
- Let yourself go. - l'm in my work clothes.
Well done!
- Even priests dance? - l've got papal dispensation.
Well done!
l'm going back to the hotel, guys.
You boys don't even know how to kiss!
l'm exhausted!
Later. Listen...
Miss Gren...
Green, not Gren.
- Right away. - Call her!
Someone to see you, Miss Green.
- Me? - l think they're policemen.
Okay, thanks. l'll be right down.
Believe me, she's got a double helping of legs!
To what do l owe the pleasure of this visit?
Anything come up?
- What? - New developments.
None.
Apart from the fact that l'm always followed.
l don't know if it's because of my legs or because of the American.
lt seems that you received a large amount of cash.
Ten thousand dollars.
- Did you call me? - You're wanted on the phone.
- Me? - You, Miss Green.
Yes, just a moment.
lt's Manuel, he wants to make love.
He wants to know if he should come here, or l should go to him.
l don't know.
Here? His place?
You decide. What do l care?
Come here darling. l'll expect you. But not till this evening.
l'd like to break her...
- l... - Let's go!
- Forcella. Quickly! - Certainly.
- God, it's so hot! - Yes. Take something off.
- Excuse me, are you married? - Yes, l was young and foolish.
- Have you got a mistress? - Yes, l'm middle-aged and stupid!
- Listen. - Certainly.
A Citroen and a Fiat are behind us. My husband's in the Citroen
and my lover's wife is in the Fiat.
What is this? A quiz?
Imagine
that the man in the Citroen is your mistress' husband
and the women in the Fiat is your wife. What would you do?
l dunno, but there's a green Alfa Romeo after us too.
Really? Where?
- Who could it be? - It'll be the Green Brigade!
lf my lover's wife is in one car and my husband's in the other,
maybe it's the police.
- The police? - What'll we do?
l don't get it, but if it's the police l'll put my foot down.
Anyway, it's fun!
Bloody hell!
Where do they think they are? Monza?
- We've got to lose them! - Well, we don't want to flnd them!
l'll drop you at the traffic lights and you can make a run for it!
You're a darling!
Wait for the green. Get ready.
Take the second on the right, it's pedestrians only.
Go!
She loves me, she loves me not...
- What is it? - l'm down in the dumps.
What happened? You lost?
Everything.
lncluding a cute guy.
Want to play with me?
l'd prefer Manuel, if you're hiring him out.
Manuel doesn't belong to me.
Wait a second, are those pounds or francs?
Ten thousand dollars. l want to gamble with you.
Dollars? l'm short-sighted, l need to see them up close.
Well...
Place your bet.
What are we playing?
Who's who.
Don Cal� and Silvera are watching the port, airport,
roads and train stations and they're after the American.
You can't leave either, you know.
Well then, l've won this hand.
- Go on. - Silvera and Cal� hate each other.
They're both waiting for you to make a move.
Let's play.
- Luck's on your side, eh? - On mine, yes.
But you're in vey hot water.
Not even Cal� can help you.
- One last question. - What's the use?
- You've not got long left. - Answer it anyway.
Who controls the drug traffic here?
Ali. He runs ''La Nigra'', a nightclub just outside town.
l'm seeing him tomorrow at ten. Got a message for him?
Put a good word in for me with the American.
Tell him l helped you.
- Who do you work for? - Everyone.
Anyone who has a Swiss bank account.
- But l'm small fry. - Try not to get any bigger.
Mr. Manuel called three times.
Thanks. My key.
l hope you're not trying to leave town.
Don't worry, if l leave I'll let you know. You don't scare me.
You still need to work on that kiss.
- Look who's here. What do you want? - l've got a delivery for you.
How kind! And what else?
Can't you see?
- What are you doing? - Taking eveything off.
The jacket's no problem. Let's do it.
- Who do you work for? - l just work for myself.
But if you're nice, l'll work for you too. l'm yours on special offer.
- Well, l've got better offers. - But l've got this!
- Let's do it to music. - Yes!
Music turns me on!
Great!
lt's Nora. Yes, everything's flne...
...except for one little thing. There's a blockage in the bathtub.
Come and remove it.
ln there.
Hello, darling. Yes, everything's fine.
Did he drown? That's lucky!
What is it? Okay, this evening.
l can't right now, l'm busy.
Who's Manuel with?
Maybe he works for Silvera, and maybe he has contacts in the police.
You need to be very clever to work it out.
l've got it worked out.
Excuse me, but that priest just talked dirty to me!
We'll take care of him!
These modern priests!
- You're a flne example! - l'll do the talking!
Father, you've gone too far.
l can assure you that l had the purest of motives.
- The filthiest of motives. - No...
Careful with those brooms. A priest's collar is a uniform!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
They were swept away!
- We'll win the shield this year. - l don't think so.
Hi, sweeties!
That bitch!
To Ali's club, quickly.
- It's you! - Miss!
- Full speed ahead? - Yes.
Here. Look, this place has a bad reputation.
l know, l'd never bring my boyfriend here.
- What are you going to do? - Don't go. l owe you for two rides.
l don't care, l'll wait. You'll be quick, right?
- l'm sure l will. - She's so nice!
She loves me, she loves me not.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
- Hooking. - Well!
How much?
Whatever you want to give.
Okay.
What about me?
One at a time! l work in the traditional way.
You can wait.
- You know the way. - l come this way often.
Gonna take on my buddy afterwards?
- Is he good in bed? - How should l know?
Well, these days you never can tell...
You don't beat around the bush.
What's that?
Ether.
Lousy thief! What've you taken?
Don't get mad. Forgive me, please.
Believe me, l... just wanted some spare change.
Pity. He looked like he'd be good in bed.
You went in normal and came out super!
The Holiday Inn. Slowly, this time.
Maybe we should go fast to keep ourselves in shape.
Hold tight!
That blind man didn't see me.
The mike's been planted.
lt should be on 27 megs. You've got to tune in.
- Who is it? - Manuel.
Come in.
- Your uniform. - Thanks.
This is Silvera. Let me speak to Ali.
l'll go get him.
Think about me now.
lt's me. What is it, Silvera.
- When's the shipment due? - It belongs to Don Cal�.
l'll triple what he's paying for it.
Forget it. What's going on? l don't want trouble with Don Cal�.
The American's in town. Just blame it on him.
The American's here? You want me to screw Don Cal� and blame him?
You're crazy! Do you know what l'd be getting myself into?
- l don't want to get killed. - The American's here to kill me.
l could tell him you came up with this idea to get him out of the way.
- You can't do that to me. - l'll do worse, you bastard!
l need that shipment for the people in Miami.
That's the only way l can watch my back and get rid of the American.
That's your business. l can't double cross Don Cal�.
l'll give you 25M.
That's a pile of money.
lt could be the cost of my life.
You're life's worthless if you don't tell me where that shipment docks.
Okay, but don't get me mixed up with the American.
l don't want to even hear his name.
l'll tell Don Cal� that l lost contact with the Tunisian.
The shipment docks at Cala Bianca at four.
Do what you did last time, then we'll take over.
lt's always three men who bring it.
Don't mention me to the American.
Don't worry.
Why did you want me to hear that phone call?
You're not really a stewardess, are you?
l thought only women were curious.
You can't get out of it like that. l want to know everything.
Forget it. You're too young, too cute and too good in bed.
- Why kill yourself? - Who do you work for?
Want some advice? Get as far away as possible.
You'll read about what happened in the papers.
What else can you do besides make love?
- Nothing. - You'll find a job easily.
lf you give me a hand.
lt's Nora. Get up here right away.
Are you a cop?
Do you work for the guys in Miami?
You're the American's lady friend?
You work for him.
- Tell me who you work for. - Forget it, darling.
Come here.
Look after him, he's mine. l want him back in one piece.
The shipment arrived and has already changed hands.
Silvera's men have got it. There's three of them.
They're on the way up. Get ready.
The Lord awaits you.
- Me? - Yes.
Mr. Silvera, how are you?
l've got something here that's very important to you.
l've got my vices, but cocaine isn't one of them.
So l thought l'd let you have it.
- There's a price, naturally. - Any price. Name it!
Send your underdogs out for a walk and l'll bring it to you.
- Come here right away! - Don't worry, l'm close by.
l'll come when l'm ready.
You understand that l can't take any risks.
Be seeing you!
And of course, when l say money, l mean dollars.
Damn bitch!
lnspector Calogero? Hello.
Did you enjoy the party at Cala Bianca?
Where are you?
l'm out having cofFee.
Will l ever catch up with you, goddammit?
lnspector!
lt just slipped out! Where are you exactly?
l'm having coffee. Work it out.
She's calling from a public phone. Try and trace it!
Say hi to your deputy for me. You won't have time to trace me.
Do you want to clean up, once and for all?
Catch Silvera and Don Cal� red-handed?
- No, l want you! - l know, but you're not my type.
Don Cal� is on his way to Silvera's.
They'll probably tear each other apart.
You'll flnd the cocaine too. Goodbye.
What do you mean, goodbye?
Try not to get there before Don Cal�.
- Wait a moment. - Bye, ugly.
She meant you.
Everyone's after Nora. She won't get away with it.
No, this time she's risked too much.
She wanted to invite the inspector to the party too.
As usual, Nora loves gambling.
And if we come out of hiding?
lt took us 10 years to build the image of The American.
There's the local police too.
Crooks and cops eveywhere will know that the American's just a bogeyman.
And Nora came here as a stewardess. That's how she's got to leave.
lf she gets out.
She always does what she wants.
Anyway, this character we invented, The American,
buys us our daily bread.
And he'll keep on buying it.
They just called. Don Cal�'s coming with his men.
Get ready, but no shooting.
Okay.
May l?
You outsmarted us all you goddamned bitch!!
Mr Silvera, what language!
And in front of a lady too.
Here's your dollars.
You won't get far!
What manners! Don't force me to shoot you!
Watch out, you dirty bitch!
This time the American's not here to save you!
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
We came to give you a hand, the others didn't want to.
- What a waste. Want some? - Depends on the quality.
Second rate.
- Awful. - Let's go. See you at the airport.
See you. Bye, my child.
Careful. Getting out of here won't be easy.
Go look for them.
Get over to the Bumper Cars!
Don Cal�'s here with his men.
- What use is half a cane? - It'll come in handy.
Here come two of them.
Here they are...
What is it, my son?
One, two, three, four...
- Now l'll smash... - Your head.
Now l'll smash...
- Now l'll smash... - Your head.
- Here! - My poor head!
l'm flying!
Go, mosquito!
- You big lump! - How dare you! Shorty!
You big lump!
Wait, l'll be right back.
Fix him!
Wait.
Are you leaving?
Hey, big lump!
Here!
Now l'll unblock your ears!
l'm coming!
So, you didn't understand me!
Yes, l understood. Come down.
Forget it.
You're leaving?
- Scared of me? Come here. - You come here.
l've had a nice rest.
l want to see what's going on in your head!
l'm fresh as a daisy!
- Come here. - What are you doing? Get me down!
- Get me down! - Come with me.
Stay here.
- Putting me a in a cage? - You're an animal!
- Come here! - Fly!
Get me down! l'll show you!
Open the cage!
l'll tear you to pieces!
Get me down!
Big Lump! Poor dear, you're soaked.
You'll catch cold, poor thing!
He said, ''Oh''.
Call for back up and go to the amusement park!
The cops! Run!
- Put it in fifth! - l am!
- Sixth. - We don't have sixth!
The crooks have six, and we don't? We're the crappiest cops ever!
Quick!
That's not a mini, it's a maxi!
We're taking the stairs?
Get off me!
Here we go again!
My head!
Vagliaquiiiiiiiinto!
Vagliaquinto, you stupid dick!
What is this, the way down from ''Wuthering Heights''?
- Why did you stop? - You said, ''Stop, quick!''
l said, ''You stupid dick!'' Let's go!
What a beautiful day!
The usual idiot!
Want to overtake, eh?
Get over!
Vagliaquinto!
Can't you go a bit slower?
What is it? Overtake, if you can!
Let me pass, dammit!
What are you waiting for?
Okay, if that's what you want.
Now some make up, but l'm keeping an eye on you.
The final touch...
Brake!
You put it in reverse? Don't go backwards!
How embarrassing!
What are you doing? You let her get away, as usual!
- Drive, you idiot! Let's go! - l'll handle it!
You'll handle it? You're leaving me here?
l'll see all of you in hell!
- Are you gay, by any chance? - Who, me?
The price of salad, and we waste it like this!
Engaged!
How dare you!
lnstead of crooks, we arrest people while they defecate!
This is crazy! You can't even use the crapper in peace!
What a disgrace. They'll report us for lavatorial abuse!
- l've not flnished yet! - Go home and flnish.
The toilet!
- Take it away - l forgot the most important thing!
Beat it! Vagliaquinto! Let's go!
How do the police manage to arrest eveyone in American fllms?
Put it in fifth!
l was born in Canosa, Puglia and l emigrated to Naples for work.
lnstead of going to America!
- Wait for me here! - Who's moving?
- Who's she? - An English girl who likes me.
- What? - It's true.
- You lucky ass! - You should see hers!
She hit the wall!
Drive over! l don't give a damn!
What is this? Where are we?
Stuffed in the tomatoes!
What a disgrace! St. Gennaro! Why the hell do l bother?!
St. Manano!
- Full speed ahead? - Yes, to the airport.
You could have problems with Inspector Calogero.
What problems? He's my twin brother!
He graduated but went bald from the effort.
Quick!
Dammit!
lf my kids see me... l can't flnd my shoes!
Why give me tomatoes?
Beat it!
Here we are.
Thanks for everything.
l won't forget you!
Last call for flight A 107.
Hurry!
Ladies and gentlemen, the captain wishes you a good flight.
Good morning, boys.
Here.
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