Original subtitles

- Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -

Do it, girl.

Keepers.

We are nearing the moment of return

to our rightful lives.

Yeah!

No longer will we need to live in the memories

of another place or another time.

The nonbelievers will try to break through our lines

and stop the Cleanse.

We cannot let that happen!

So now is the time for vigilance!

Now is the time for sacrifice!

Because, goddamn it, we're the only effers

brave enough to see this through!

Are you with us?

Yeah!

- Are you with us? - Yeah!

Go, go, go!

If we find the target, what are your instructions?

No one takes a shot unless I order. Is that clear?

Yes, sir.

Against my better judgment,

we'll try it your way.

How do you want to proceed?

We should talk to Jean and Gene.

Those lunatics? Waste of time if you ask me.

There might be a way to negotiate with them,

and at the very least, it could buy us some time

to get Ben and Jennifer out of there before they become the Cleanse.

Very well.

We gave 'em hell back there, didn't we?

Yeah, just like the good old days, huh?

Better than the old days.

Man, we took on the CIA and we won, my friend.

Yeah.

I'm so ashamed I even wanted to work there.

It's like I've been sleepwalking through my own life.

Meanwhile, I'm married to the hottest, smartest,

most psychotic chick on the planet.

Yeah.

And I'm an aging stripper living alone in a condemned building.

No, whoa. Hey.

When I was playing secret agent, who sniffed out a global conspiracy?

Ah...

- I got lucky. - Lucky?

Five couldn't do that, and he's been working there for years.

You got a big fat win,

and no one can take that away from you.

Huh.

Papi's home!

Come here! Get in here!

Hi!

Hon. Hello.

You guys been good, huh? I missed you guys so much.

Look what I got you. Shoes off.

- Huh? Oh. - Shoes off.

Look at... Oh! It's got blood. Don't worry.

Yeah, peep that, huh?

Hey, where's Lila?

Who knows? Like you, she doesn't tell us anything.

- She hasn't come back? - No.

What are you standing there for? Come. You must be hungry.

Yes. We are starving, aren't we?

Oh, uh, could I please... borrow some clothes?

Of course!

You can take from Cousin Ronnie's closet.

Oh!

My closet?

I don't want these stinky monkey legs in my pants!

I'm going to kick your ass! Get lost!

You come. Come with me.

What do you want?

The boy... and his girlfriend.

No problem.

Go ahead and get 'em,

but first, you need permission from every man and woman here.

Now, it doesn't have to be unanimous, Gene.

We could agree to a simple majority, just to keep things sporting.

This was a waste of time.

- We should shoot every last one of them. - You're not helping.

- Typical. - Excuse me?

Every word out of your mouth is a perfect little pearl, right?

Not to be questioned because you think you know best.

Such a man's perspective.

I am a man.

As are you.

Uh...

Why don't you two toddle on off to wherever you came from?

Forget even entertaining somebody else's opinion

or respecting their wishes.

- What are you prattling on about? - Can we please get back to my brother?

We're not giving him up.

And you never listen!

But I've got your attention now.

You're doing things my way from here on out.

That was weird.

For once, my boy, we are in complete agreement.

So, do you have a plan B?

What the hell was that?

That was an unsuccessful attempt to thwart our plans.

No. That was you acting like a fucking lunatic!

You are overreacting.

Am I?

You clearly know that man, Gene.

- How? - It doesn't matter.

Like hell it doesn't!

Keep your voice down.

And what is this god-awful song you keep whistling, Gene?

You don't even like that song.

Something's changed.

Oh.

They got to you, didn't they?

The nonbelievers.

Stop talking, Jean.

Don't you talk to me like that, Gene Thibedeau.

I brought you into this work.

You're upsetting our followers.

I taught you the truth...

Yeah!

- ... about the Cleanse. - Right!

Without me, he'd just be some sniveling little mama's boy...

trying to finish his dissertation.

Ah!

Who are you?

You killed her.

Cunning observation, Bea.

Why'd you do that?

Jean has betrayed us!

But she's your wife.

Alas, no more.

The Cleanse is bigger than love, my compatriots.

It's bigger than all of us!

She started the movement.

There's a difference between starting something

and having the spine to see it through, Bea...

no matter the cost.

Jean got cold feet!

Anybody else's feet feeling chilly?

Good.

Get back to your posts.

Might wanna give that a light sharpening.

Everything looks normal.

It's possible they solved the Cleanse without us.

Hey, you good?

It's been seven years since I've seen my kids, Five. I'm scared.

What are you scared of?

That they won't love me like they did before.

Hey. It's only been a few hours for them.

Nothing's changed.

You promise?

Yeah. Promise.

You're back!

We are.

Good. Yeah. I was starting to get worried.

What?

Oh, I don't know. I...

I missed you.

- You did? - Yeah! I mean, why wouldn't I?

It's just, I... I can't remember the last time you said that.

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

That's gonna change.

Lot of things are gonna change now.

Mommy's home!

Oh my god.

You can let go of me now, Mommy.

Just a little longer.

But you're squishing my face.

Why are you crying?

I'm just so happy to see you.

You okay?

Yeah.

Come here!

Oh!

It smells so nice in here. Hey! How's it going?

Oh! Yo, yo, yo! Shoes.

Oh, sorry.

- Wait, what's with the dirt? - Oh, yeah.

Allison and Claire Bear

had to dig me out of the grave of a dead greyhound.

Is anyone hungry?

My God, I could eat a horse.

- Hey, family. - Long story.

Hello. Oh, hi. Uh...

I'm famished. If I can get a little sandwich...

It's so good to see you.

You too.

Oh my God.

- Oh my God. - Shoes.

Hi!

Okay.

Cinco, you coming?

- Yeah. I'm right behind you. - All right. Take your shoes off.

My team is in position, ready to fire on your command.

Hold your horses there, Rambo. I'm gonna go in.

Don't be ridiculous.

Even with your powers,

you'd be overwhelmed by the sheer number of those extremists.

There's one less of them to worry about now.

- Who? - Jean.

With a G?

With a J.

- Husband gutted her like a trout. - What?

Some people just aren't cut out for marriage.

You see?

I gave you an opportunity to resolve this issue. You failed.

Now we do it my way.

Gene was right.

You do always think you know what's best.

- If you get a sight on Ben, take the shot. - What? No!

Excuse me.

I saved your life back there on the road.

You owe me the chance to talk to Ben.

You have 15 minutes,

but I fail to see how you intend to breach that mob.

I need to borrow a tire iron and a Sharpie.

Heads up!

Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Hey, who the fuck are you, dude? - Whoa! Hold on a second!

You're late.

My truck broke down, so I had to hoof it the last couple miles.

That's not much of a weapon.

It was the best I could do on short notice.

Can I join you guys?

Yeah.

You can post up with us at the back of the building.

Make sure no one gets in.

Grab a spot.

I just... I gotta take a piss first.

Any chance I can use the can inside?

"Can inside."

No. Jean and Gene said nobody goes inside.

Find a shit bucket.

Yeah, of course. No problem.

I'll just use the alley.

Like I said, nobody goes inside, asshole!

Ben! Ben!

Ben, are you in here?

Ben.

Viktor?

What are you doing here?

You need to come with me.

I'm not leaving Jennifer.

I'm gonna help you, okay? Both of you. I need you to listen to me.

We don't need your help!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell.

What's happening to me?

Hey, has anyone heard from Viktor?

Maybe he found Ben and Jennifer.

Surely he would've called, left a message.

So we all struck out?

God, what a bunch of losers.

Well, not entirely.

Yeah.

Deputy Director Ribbons is a Keeper,

along with other agents at the CIA.

It's your boss, Five.

Yeah.

It turns out Gene and Jean also have a bigger movement than we thought.

So we have to get to Ben and Jennifer

before they do and stop the Cleanse.

Right, but we have to find them first.

Yeah. They might be anywhere.

We gotta find 'em.

What's with you?

You've barely said a word, Five. When does that ever happen?

It's called thinking, Luther. You should try it sometime.

- Hey! - Whoa! Uncalled for!

- Shut up. - I do think. I think you're an asshole!

Grandpa's not had his nap.

Can we not do this right now?

No, you know what? Let's do it right now.

We all struck out. There's nothing better to do.

Five, it's gonna be okay.

It's not gonna be okay.

Oh, don't talk to my wife like that, man.

Not around here. Not during Christmas.

You gonna do something about it, fuckface?

- Hey! - Whoa, language!

Yeah. I'm gonna k-i-c-k your a-s-s, my boy.

Mmm. Looks like somebody passed the first grade.

Hey, both of you need to stop, okay?

What's that?

What's what?

That thing on your wrist? You hate bracelets.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you do. I gave you one for Valentine's Day.

You traded it for a Dyson vacuum. What...

Did you give her this?

Answer the question, Five.

I made it.

For her?

Well, I sure as hell didn't make it for you.

Is something going on between you two?

- Diego... - Holy shit!

Oh wow!

- Holy shit! - What?

I didn't see that one coming.

Holy shit! I was right!

The book club. All this time.

I knew you were cheating on me with...

I wasn't cheating.

At least... not when you thought that I was.

- Should we go? We should go. - We're not going anywhere.

Did you s-k-r-e-w my wife?

"Screw" is spelled s-c-r-e-w.

Okay, you need to listen to me, all right?

No matter how strange this sounds, just listen.

Five and I,

we've been lost in a subway.

It's not a regular subway.

It's a waypoint

between alternate timelines of the same moment in time.

Yeah. Think I'm gonna buy that bullshit?

She's telling the truth, all right?

We got lost. We couldn't find our way back.

We were searching for seven years, Diego.

We were moving from timeline to timeline.

We had no idea what we would find.

We were

chased, attacked, shot at.

I never stopped trying to find a way home.

But I got tired,

and I had to stop running.

Um, that's when it happened.

Do you love him?

Diego, now's not the...

Do you love him?

Hey, stupid grown-ups, check out the TV.

- One of the occupants... - Isn't that Uncle Ben?

... is a former convict named Ben Hargreeves.

Look, look, look, look, look!

... convicted in 2019 for a crypto Ponzi scheme

and served four years in Avalon Federal Correctional Institution.

Oh, we gotta go.

Yeah.

... how this armed group of protesters is connected with Hargreeves.

Local police have yet to be able to get close enough to the building

to make contact,

and we have no information if Hargreeves is holding any hostages.

The Cleanse.

It's changing both of you.

Into what?

Well, I'm not sure,

but I do know that if you stay here with her,

it's only gonna get worse.

I'm not leaving her, Viktor.

That's Dad checking on us.

Don't touch it!

Please!

Please let me answer it. It could buy us more time.

More time. More time for what?

God.

He wants to kill you.

Father of the year, that guy.

Ben, listen.

If you don't come out with me...

I guarantee you

that Dad and his tactical team will come in,

and they will kill you

and Jennifer.

And I don't want that.

I'm scared, Viktor.

Me too.

I wanna go home.

No!

Damn it!

Pick up, boy!

That doesn't look good.

Quick, back down that alley so we're out of sight.

- Diego! - Back up, you idiot!

- I'm trying. - What?

What?

Come on, you piece of shit.

♪ ... doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, baby shark ♪

- What are you doing? - Hit the brakes!

I'm trying!

♪ Mommy shark ♪

It's not working!

Come on, man! You're gonna get us killed!

Now would be an excellent time for somebody to do something!

♪ Daddy shark ♪

Oh fuck!

Shit!

God.

Oh.

Hey.

For the love of God, shoot 'em.

Go! Go! Go!

Hey! I just replaced those!

Maybe you shouldn't have cheaped out on the brakes.

To be fair, new ceramic pads on a vehicle this old

is not a good investment.

Stop yapping and start doing!

Like what? There's too many of them!

Five, do the blinky and get us into the store.

That doesn't work anymore.

You gotta try, Five.

I can't, all right?

I'll mimic your power. We'll do it together.

You're not doing anything with him.

You know we're gonna end up in the subway.

Do not think about the past.

If you're gonna do something, now would be the time.

- Yeah! - Your family needs you.

I need you.

Seriously?

What the...

- What is that? - What?

God, I think it's Ben!

- Stay where you are! - Viktor, you're hurt. Come here.

No, I'm fine! Just don't touch Ben!

Is that Jennifer?

Get away from him!

Ben, please.

Please let me help you.

Leave now.

I... I can't control it.

I don't wanna hurt you.

This is Sniper Team 1.

I got eyes on the target.

- What's he doing? - He's pulling out the durango.

Viktor, let him go!

I can save him!

We are out of time, sir.

Take the shot.

Tango down.

It's happening.

It's happening!

- What the hell was that? - The Cleanse. It's here.

Don't be afraid!

Oh God.

Oh my God!

Ben.

Ah shit! We gotta get that thing away from Viktor.

- What if we hurt it? - Doesn't matter.

- They might still be alive. - What?

We should get to cover.

- Oh shit! - Allison, wait!

Oh God.

Let's go! Over here! Over here!

Come on! Whoo, yeah!

That's right! Come on! Come get these legs and eggs, baby!

What are you doing, big guy? What are you doing?

I'm trying to start a fight. Hey, come on, assface. Come on! Hey!

Klaus!

- Hey! - I can fly now.

Oh, it hurts.

- Hey. Hey, pal, how you doing? - I'm okay.

- Okay, I gotcha. - I'm okay.

Holy fuck!

Okay, that didn't work.

- Eye lasers? - Yeah, yeah.

Aim for the tanks.

Is it supposed to get bigger?

I'm here, I'm here!

Get away from me, kid.

We almost got killed!

Stay away from my wife!

I've really had enough of this shit.

It's really big and scary.

Okay.

Allison!

What are you doing?

My turn.

Allison!

- What are you waiting for? - It's Ben.

Not anymore.

Allison, watch out!

No!

Oh my God!

Come on. We gotta get up.

Come on!

All right. That's it.

Pick on someone your own size, you giant piece of shit.

Uh, a little help?

My hand is stuck in his ass.

- Let's do this? - Okay.

It's not working!

Will this thing ever stop growing?

Stop fighting each other when we're about to be killed!

- I wanna kill him. - It's over, Five.

Shit.

Allison.

Allison!

You good?

Is she still breathing?

- Barely. - There she is.

Is she alive? Allison?

Oh wow.

What now?

We gotta get the hell out of here

and figure out how to kill that thing.

- Let's go. - Let's go. All right, come on.

All right. On your feet.

Let's move out, Sergeant.

It's time to evacuate, sir.

On the contrary, it's time to face the inevitable.

Goodbye, Gary. Thank you for your service.

Let's roll out!

Why did I wait to take the shot?

Because maybe you are a good man, after all.

You pathetic, self-deluded zealot.

Do you have any idea what you've done?

Yeah.

I ended the world.

Shoot it!

And that's a good thing, my love.

Who are you?

Abigail.

You did this?

You left me no choice.

But why?

Dying was my penance for creating something so deadly.

This...

Cleanse.

Wasn't it enough to see our world destroyed?

Why would you loose it on this one?

Because I was so lonely without you.

I didn't ask to be brought back to life.

That was an act of love.

No, Reginald.

It was hubris.

Your actions had consequences far greater

than anything you could imagine.

And it was my duty to set it right.

So,

it was you who thwarted all my plans

to keep Ben and Jennifer apart.

I was wrong.

And you made it right.

Well done, my love.

Well done.

Hey, wait!

♪ Ain't that a shame ♪

♪ You're the one to blame ♪

♪ You broke my heart ♪

♪ When you said we'll part ♪

There you go!

Our specials...

Hey, you. Over here.

Can someone get Drunk Five out of here?

What is this place?

It's a gas station. The hell does it look like? It's a deli.

Coffee.

And... two pastrami.

Bon appétit.

It's a little light on the sauerkraut, no?

Yeah, it says it on the menu. I keep telling him, but he never listens.

Sorry.

It's not your fault.

Theoretically, it is.

Oh, you're not gonna like that.

So I take it you figured out the subway system by now.

Alternate versions of the same moment in time?

That is correct.

You'd be surprised how long it took

some of the Fives to figure that out.

We're all you from alternate timelines.

Most of us here have given up trying to fix the problem.

What problem?

The broken timeline, man. There's only supposed to be one.

I don't get it. I...

Look around, Five. Does this seem right to you?

No, but...

You think Einstein was thinking of this

when he was figuring out relativity?

Not a chance. This shit woulda made his head explode.

Okay. So what shattered the original timeline?

Not "what." "Who."

And I will give you three guesses to figure it out.

We did!

Why you always gotta wreck shit, Brisket Five?

Why?

By "we," he means the family. My siblings?

The morons, yeah.

I'm familiar with them. Yeah.

One perfect timeline, and the moment we come into existence... boom!

Shattered to an infinite number of alternate timelines

in an infinite loop of time as we try and save the world...

How many times was it again?

145,412.

That's a lot.

He's like Rain Man, that one. He loves numbers.

Oh, by the way, check out the artwork.

It's all the different ways we've made our universe go kaboom.

Gold star for consistency, am I right?

We need to fix this.

Oh, trust me. We've tried.

That's why one of us created the Commission.

He wanted to undo all the broken timelines.

Get back to the one and only.

But that always fails because...

The family is the problem.

We're doomed to save or destroy the world

over and over again, ad infinitum.

Bingo.

Bingo.

Sorry. I need to get back to my family. Stop this from ever happening.

Well, good luck with that.

Guess you don't want your brisket to go?

Thank God. Hello.

Mom!

I'm okay. Go with your cousins.

- No. I'm not leaving you. - Claire, please.

Come on. Let's go.

Claire? We'll take care of her.

Just can you and the others just stay here, okay?

Just one second. One second.

All right, on the couch.

How do we beat a thing

that everything we throw at it, it gets...

it gets bigger and it gets stronger?

Well, we can't.

It's only a matter of time before it envelops everything.

So the world's ending again, huh?

Hey! Great timing. Great timing.

Hey.

- Five. - Five!

Why'd you come back, buddy? Things are pretty bleak here.

Trust me. I wasn't planning on it.

Fortunately, I had a, uh,

long and eye-opening conversation with myself.

What?

We are the reason that this is happening.

You care to elaborate?

The marigold that infected our mothers, bringing forth our births...

... had an unexpected side effect.

It shattered the timeline,

and it broke it into an infinite number of alternate timelines.

The timelines are bleeding into each other.

That's how the Keepers were able to find those artifacts.

Holy shit. Gene and Jean were right.

Their dreams of other timelines were real.

So we need to go back to the original timeline

before the other ones were created.

Am I the only one who's very, very, very confused?

Nope.

That's what Ben was trying to show me.

What does Ben have to do with this?

Back at the department store,

when I was trying to pull the durango from his body, I had a vision.

I think he was trying to show me the original timeline.

He tried to kill you.

But he didn't. He pushed me away to save me.

I think he was trying to tell me something.

That the Cleanse isn't a bad thing.

You're saying that thing

that destroys everything it comes into contact with is good?

I think so? I...

We need to let the marigold in our bodies

merge with the durango inside the Cleanse.

They should cancel each other out.

Okay. Then what happens to us?

We cease to exist.

Old Klaus might have been down for some recreational hara-kiri,

but it turns out that I'm really not into killing myself,

so, uh, count me out.

Actually, it's not killing ourselves. It's worse than that.

We'll be erased from history.

Okay, what about the other timelines?

They will never have existed. None of us will.

No one will have any memory of this... or us.

Does anyone else not like this plan?

If we cease to exist, what happens to our families?

I'm not sure.

Wait. No, I... I don't like where this is going, Five.

Come on, Five. There has to be another way.

There isn't.

Take it easy, all right?

Lila, why don't you take the family to that crazy subway of yours.

You save them... save yourself.

- No, she can't do that. - I'm not talking to you, Five.

All the marigold needs to be destroyed, Diego.

If Lila isn't here when the Cleanse comes, it just restarts.

Yeah, well, good thing it's her decision, isn't it?

Yeah.

I'm staying with my mom.

Claire Bear.

- No. - Mom, I'm staying.

No. You have to go with Lila, okay?

No. I'd rather die here with you than not remember you.

No.

Claire.

I need you to live... okay?

I need you to live and experience

all of the amazing things that this world has to offer you, okay?

- I'll forget you, Mom. - No.

We don't know that.

Okay? We don't know that.

What I do know is you have to go with Lila.

No, I can't.

Hey, listen to Mom, Claire Bear. Every time I do, things turn out okay.

Hey, look at me.

Look at me.

I will always be a part of you.

Always.

Even if you don't remember me.

You'll always be my beautiful, smart girl.

Okay?

Come here. I love you.

Love you too.

- Okay. - You have to go.

- No. No. - Baby, you have to go.

Let's go. Get the family together, okay?

Lila, Lila, wait.

Look, I don't wanna sound like an asshole here,

but if Five is right, you leaving is not a good thing.

He's right. You can't go.

- Watch me. - Lila!

Okay. Come on, everyone.

Stand around me, okay?

Lila, don't do this.

Hold onto me.

All right, come on!

Hey, you can wait here! Yeah!

All right!

Sweetheart. Okay?

Where are we going?

I'll tell you when we get there.

Where are we going?

Somewhere safe, angel, okay?

Lila.

What's he doing here?

Can you just keep everyone together?

- Don't try to stop me. - Lila, please.

I can't leave them. What if they don't make it?

Then they don't make it.

If you go with them, then this whole thing starts over.

It doesn't end until all the marigold inside us is gone.

You don't know that.

Yeah, I do.

You do too.

You have to let them go.

Lila, the train is here! What should we do?

I'm sorry.

Okay, come on. Come on, everyone. What are you waiting for?

Come on, come on, come on!

Mom!

No, Lila!

- Lila! - Mommy!

It's okay, love.

I'll see you soon, okay?

Lila!

Make sure you read to Gracie every night, okay?

Mommy!

And don't let the twins fight!

It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

I hate you for this.

I know.

I hate you. I hate you for this.

So, uh... now what?

Guess we just wait.

I'm sorry, guys.

If I'd have known we were gonna die here, I would have cleaned up.

Well, at least your laundry's clean. I mean...

Actually, it's not.

It looks angry.

What gives you that impression?

The kids?

Yeah, they're safe.

And Claire.

Think they're gonna be okay?

Yeah.

My family will take care of them.

She'll never be alone.

So...

we gonna do this thing?

All right. Moving!

Come on. Let's go.

Quickly.

Oh God, I loved those windows.

- All right. - Doesn't matter anymore.

Well, maybe we should go around the circle

and, you know,

share our favorite moments together.

What?

Barf.

- Let's not do that. - That's a bad idea.

- Yeah, it's terrible. - That's a terrible idea.

Yeah, bad call.

Okay, so... what do we do?

Just power up, I guess.

You feel strong enough for this?

Yeah.

I think so.

Ugh, I'm feeling...

Okay.

Now what?

Now we wait.

I'm sorry you left Canada for this.

I'm not.

This is where I'm supposed to be...

with my family.

You were right.

Don't.

I see you.

I finally see you.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I know.

Uh...

... Five?

Don't fight it. Let it take you. Just let it go.

Whoo! It stings.

Yeah.

I know. Right, buddy?

Hold on, okay?

It's almost over.

Ah!

Thank you for letting me be in your weird family.

Oh God, I'm gonna miss you guys.

I'm just glad we're all together in the end.

No more legs and eggs, eh?

Maybe we'll see each other again.

That would be nice.

You know, I just wanna say

I love you guys...

but you are all assholes.

Fuck you.

♪ Children, behave ♪

♪ That's what they say when we're together ♪

♪ And watch how you play ♪

♪ They don't understand ♪

♪ And so we're running just as fast as we can ♪

♪ Holding on to one another's hand ♪

♪ Trying to get away into the night ♪

♪ And then you put your arms around me ♪

♪ As we tumble to the ground and then you say ♪

♪ I think we're alone now ♪

♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪

♪ I think we're alone now ♪

♪ The beating of our hearts is the only sound ♪

♪ Look at the way ♪

♪ We gotta hide what we're doing ♪

♪ 'Cause what would they say ♪

♪ If they ever knew ♪

♪ And so we're running just as fast as we can ♪

♪ Holding on to one another's hand ♪

♪ Trying to get away into the night ♪

♪ And then you put your arms around me as we tumble to the ground ♪

♪ And then you say ♪

On the twelfth hour of the eighth day of August 2024,

absolutely nothing out of the ordinary occurred.

You might say

it was just a normal day.

- Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -