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Good evening, everyone.
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I'm Jessica Holmes.
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And I'm Dan Tenenbaum.
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We begin tonight with
a larger-than-life story
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down on Kensington Wharf.
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Action 9's very own Bailey
Stone is live with the story.
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That's right, Jessica.
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I'm here with two local crabbers
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who appear to have caught
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what may be the largest
squid ever recorded by man.
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Can you walk our viewers
through exactly what happened?
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Sure. Yeah.
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We was, uh, out there. You
know, a... a normal day.
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We was trying to haul in some claws
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when Rolfe here, he said that
he snagged something real big.
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Real big, yeah.
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Yeah, huge like.
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Yeah, I thought it was a fucking whale.
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So I says, "Go on! Reel 'er in!"
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Yeah, and I'm reeling 'er in,
right, and I'm reeling and reeling.
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Right. And then, next
thing you know, bang!
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- Yeah.
- Look at that. A big-ass squid.
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Real big. Yeah.
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What was going through
your mind when you saw that?
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Uh, great question. I was
actually... I was hungry.
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- On account it was lunchtime.
- Yeah, we was gonna have hot dogs.
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Okay, now getting
back to the squid here.
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Dan, Jessica, I don't know
what is happening right now.
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Something is moving inside the squid.
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I don't know if you guys are
getting this in the studio,
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but there seems like there's a...
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I... I mean, this is incredible,
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but I think I see a... face.
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- Here.
- Yes, yes.
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Uh, they are cutting inside the
squid to find out what is in there.
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Okay.
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What the fuck?
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Can you tell us what happened?
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The Cleanse.
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As you can see, many questions remain.
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What is the Cleanse?
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Who is this little girl?
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Where did she come from, and
where will she go from here?
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Thanks for that report, Bailey.
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Now, let's go to Liza King
in our Channel 9 chopper...
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Leave it to this clown car of a family
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to botch a simple search and rescue.
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For a second there, we had her.
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Who were those weirdos
with the fanny packs?
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Was it me, or did they
smell like wet sheep?
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Goats, I thought.
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- Mmm.
- Maybe llamas.
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Who cares?
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And why did they call you Nancy?
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Their names are Gene and Jean.
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They run an underground
organization called the Keepers.
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Sex cult?
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No, not a sex cult...
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Once you get to the top,
it's always a sex cult.
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Yeah. The man's got a point.
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They're an extremist group
who believe they have memories
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from an alternate timeline.
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- Some of their memories are bang on.
- Yeah.
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They're calling this phenomenon
the "Umbrella Effect."
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Ugh. How is this even possible?
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Well, you know, we're
still working on that.
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What do they want with Jennifer?
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Great. You don't know that either.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Are you okay?
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I'm absolutely fine, thanks to you.
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Look. Are you mad at me
because I saved your life?
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I was very clear, was I not?
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No marigold.
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I know, Klaus. What was I
supposed to do? Let you die?
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I know. It's just three
whole years down the drain.
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Three years clean and sober. But
this is what you wanted, right?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about this. Our
little parasitic relationship.
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The eternal screwup and his holy savior.
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As long as I'm around,
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you don't have to look directly
at your empty pit of a life.
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Wow! You know what? Maybe you
should take it down a notch.
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No, I think I'll take
it up a notch, shall we?
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I mean, dysfunction is, after all,
what we do best in this family.
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We got daddy issues! Daddy issues!
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Chaos junkie.
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Mommy issues.
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More daddy issues.
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Obnoxious asshole issues.
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Then you...
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you seem kind of weirdly
self-actualized, as far as I can tell.
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Anyway, I'm just so done living,
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cowering in your little
bubble of superiority.
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So this is the thanks I
get for taking care of you
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for the past five years?
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- I think you've got that back-to-front.
- Oh!
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Who took care of you
since Ray walked out?
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None of these guys gave a shit.
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Who took care of little Claire
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while you bombed every
shitty audition in town?
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So you think that I like having
a grown man living in my basement,
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covering my entire house in bubble wrap?
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You think I like
picking your sorry ass up
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every time you hit rock bottom?
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Bottom? Moi?
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There's no bottom here,
missy. No bottom at all.
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I'm the goddamn Mariana Trench!
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- Wait till you see.
- You know what? Fine.
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- Fine. Jump off the deep end.
- I will.
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That is so clearly what you wanna do.
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Have fun, and see if I give a shit!
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Thank you.
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Truly, thank you.
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Finally, a grain of honesty.
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It feels good. Feels refreshing!
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You wanted the old Klaus. You got him.
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- Come on.
- What are you doing?
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Look out, Klaus!
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You know what? Actually,
while we're here,
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does anybody else have some shit
they wanna get off their chest?
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Because now's the time.
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No?
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No takers?
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Good. I'm done being the
bad guy in this family.
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Now that the show's over, what
are we going to do about Jennifer?
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We need to find her.
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We're not going anywhere
in this piece of shit.
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He said I was the best one, so...
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Just saying.
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Careful.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Careful.
- Yeah, sure.
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Hey, Ben?
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What? What do you want?
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Uh, it's three o'clock.
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Time to check in with
your parole officer.
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Oh, right. I can't wait to catch
him up on what I've been up to.
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Crossing state lines,
shooting up a whole town,
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flipping a Volkswagen.
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Good idea.
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Moron.
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All right.
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I need a run on a Chrysler
LeBaron Town & Country,
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'80, '81.
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Brown, simulated woodgrain
sides, New Mexico plates.
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Look for matches with
an owner first name Gene.
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That is Golf-Echo-November-Echo.
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Or Jean. That's
Juliet-Echo-Alpha-November.
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Know what's strange?
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All those people back in New Grumpson.
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They were wearing
Hargreeves-branded military gear.
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Luther, the entire goddamn
place was a Hargreeves town.
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It's like it was designed
to keep Jennifer hostage.
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What's so important about her anyway?
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Isn't it obvious?
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She's one of us.
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- No. No way.
- I mean, that would make sense.
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Why else would Dad build
a Truman Show around her?
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The guy played us, all right?
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Nothing Jennifer said
jibed with Sy's story.
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They're both gone now, so that
leaves us with two shitty options.
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We either go after the
Keepers or, worse, talk to Dad.
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Come on, man.
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Think we need to split up. Me and
Lila will follow up with the Keepers.
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The rest of you go talk to Dad.
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Uh-uh.
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I'm going with you.
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And I'm going after Jennifer.
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It's better if we stick together.
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No, it's not.
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And this little field trip proved it.
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You're awfully gung ho for a person
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that didn't wanna go in the first place.
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You're all a bunch of
clowns. I'm going on my own.
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Ben.
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Don't you walk away from me.
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And then there were six.
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Look.
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The reason that they call me Nancy is...
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I already know.
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Know what?
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I followed you.
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The other night.
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You what? What, so
you're spying on me now?
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I saw you.
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You were in the café with... with him.
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With who?
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Don't play dumb.
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The little Greek guy with the mustache.
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Is that funny to you?
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Yeah, trust me. That
is absolutely hilarious.
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Our kids are gonna grow up in a
broken home, and you're laughing.
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Diego, the... the little guy,
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the little Greek guy,
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is Five.
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Yeah. We've been undercover
investigating the Keepers.
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You've been lying?
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And you're working
undercover with the CIA?
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This is why I didn't tell you.
You'd have some bizarre reaction.
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I'm not having a bizarre reaction.
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- You're acting like I had an affair.
- It's worse.
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Okay, as much as I would love
to unpack whatever this is,
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we have much more important
things to think about.
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It's because he's in the CIA, huh?
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I'm just a dumb delivery driver.
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No, Diego.
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Then why?
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Because I needed
something for myself, okay?
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Something other than changing diapers
and wine moms and ballet class.
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At least you get to get
outside the house every day.
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I'm just trapped in this
unending suburban hellscape.
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I mean, that's good to know.
That the life we built is so bad.
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That's not what I meant.
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You think I like delivering
packages day in and day out?
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Busting my ass?
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Oh, trust me.
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I'd rather be out there cracking skulls,
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but, I mean, somebody's gotta show
up for this marriage, because...
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it sure as hell ain't you.
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♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Daddy shark! ♪
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♪ Grandma shark ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo... ♪
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Help me!
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Ben!
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Knock, knock!
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How about some fresh
clothes hot from the dryer?
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Who... Who are you?
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I'm Dr. Jean, with a J.
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And I'm Dr. Gene, with a G.
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We'll let you decide which
is the dominant Jean...
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And which is recessive.
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What the hell is going on?
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Am I a prisoner?
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- No!
- No, of course not. You're our guest.
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We have been looking for
you for a very long time.
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We have so many questions
about the Cleanse.
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What are you talking about?
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The Cle... Uh...
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Oh.
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I get it, I get it. It's okay.
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You have just been through
a very traumatic experience.
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That gang of miscreants, they
were trying to kidnap you.
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No, no.
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They... They were... Uh...
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They were...
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They were what, hon?
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Well, thank goodness
we got you when we did.
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Who knows what might've happened to you.
253
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,897
Is there anyone we can call for you?
254
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,858
Mom? Dad?
255
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,441
Maybe a friend?
256
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,033
They're all gone.
257
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,327
My whole life.
258
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:31,954
It was all a lie.
259
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,999
Am I just part of someone's sick joke?
260
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,542
It's okay, hon.
261
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,711
You're safe now.
262
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,713
No, uh, I gotta go.
263
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,970
Hush now, darling.
264
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:52,224
You just let Jean and
Gene take care of you, hmm?
265
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,309
That's right.
266
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,769
Here. This will make you feel better.
267
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,064
Go on.
268
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,202
Not bad, right?
269
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,167
You know, not everybody
likes alpaca milk right away.
270
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,295
Notoriously hard to milk.
271
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,755
Small teats.
272
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,132
Just like...
273
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,726
So this is book club, huh? Nancy?
274
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,311
Oh, shut up, Diego.
275
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,065
Oh Jesus!
276
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,529
You drive.
277
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,781
You sure? Wanda?
278
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,866
Yeah. I don't give a shit anymore.
279
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,166
She's pulling to the right a little bit.
280
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,919
And don't go over 40, or
the muffler's gonna fall off.
281
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,545
Got it.
282
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,718
Welcome to the Keepers HQ,
courtesy of Jean and Gene.
283
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,020
Jean and Gene didn't
give us much to go on.
284
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,064
Stay focused for once, darling.
285
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,489
All the files are gone.
286
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,117
Yeah, it certainly looks that way.
287
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,870
While you two stand around twiddling
your dinks, I got recon to do.
288
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,580
There's nothing here, Diego.
289
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,500
- Our targets left in a hurry, correct?
- Yeah.
290
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,583
So?
291
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:46,296
So... haste makes waste, mami.
292
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,552
Out with it. Why can't you blink?
293
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,303
I can blink.
294
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,180
You know, I just...
295
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,181
Won't.
296
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,728
You gotta get back on
that horse, kemosabe.
297
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,811
Don't!
298
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,230
Don't!
299
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,608
Whoa! Where are we?
300
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,319
A subway station.
301
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,406
I can see that, numbnuts,
but why did you blink us here?
302
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,409
Believe me, Lila, it was not on purpose.
303
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,371
Ever since Ben spiked us
with that janky marigold,
304
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,415
when I blink, this is where I end up.
305
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,501
- Neat.
- Not really.
306
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,377
What's down here?
307
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,297
Oh!
308
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,634
Okay, not the MTA. Not the Tube.
309
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,262
Trust me, this is unlike
any subway you've been to.
310
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,097
Well, where do the trains go?
311
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,307
That's the weird part.
312
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,226
I took a westbound train.
I went one station over.
313
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,229
When I came up, it was the
exact same day, exact same time,
314
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,148
but a completely different timeline.
315
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,068
Now that's interesting.
316
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,028
Yeah.
317
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,112
A map.
318
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,032
That's helpful, innit?
319
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,117
If I could understand it.
320
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,495
I once navigated the Tokyo subway
321
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,039
with a bullet wound in
my thigh and on my period,
322
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,957
so how hard can it be?
323
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,294
Okay, so...
324
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:11,298
North to south. This
connects around here.
325
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,176
Fuck me, this is confusing.
326
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,263
Eastbound. Shall we?
327
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,848
We should get back to Diego.
328
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,893
Boring. Come on. Let's take a ride.
329
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,687
I don't wanna be hopping on
trains until we understand this.
330
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,356
You need to move your ass!
331
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,537
Go away, go away! Stay outside!
332
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,390
Oh, great.
333
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,073
Uncle Klaus?
334
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,908
Claire Bear!
335
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,993
You're here!
336
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,912
Uh, what are you doing?
337
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,875
You know, this TV has...
338
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,502
been on the fritz for a while.
339
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,795
Haven't you noticed?
340
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,424
I just thought I'd take
her down to the old geek lab
341
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,634
and let them work their magic.
342
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,970
Hey, careful! Careful of your feet!
343
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,973
Your feet on the glass.
Watch your feet on the glass.
344
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,727
That was an accident.
345
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,274
And I'll pay you back.
346
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,068
Uncle Klaus,
347
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,948
whatever happened, why don't we
just sit down and talk about it?
348
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,242
I appreciate your input, Claire Bear,
349
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,078
and I'd be happy to discuss
it at a later date, but...
350
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:10,834
However, your Uncle Klaus has
had a truly... horrible day,
351
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,586
and he just can't...
352
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,384
he just can't have this
conversation right now. I'm sorry.
353
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,554
Come on, Uncle Klaus.
354
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,182
Are things so bad a
drink won't make it worse?
355
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,317
No, it's too late.
356
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,987
- No.
- It's too late.
357
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,864
No, it isn't.
358
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,783
Yeah, it is. I'm going.
359
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,952
Please, just talk to me for a minute?
360
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,161
Will you move, please?
361
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,873
- We could just get through this together...
- Will you please just fucking move?
362
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,166
Now!
363
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:07,474
I already told you
that it's too... late.
364
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,953
Damn, it smells like ass.
365
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,041
Jesus!
366
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,852
Dr. Jean Thibedeau.
367
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,581
The Cleanse?
368
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,668
Come to papi.
369
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:23,967
Come on.
370
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,054
Yucko.
371
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,266
Gross.
372
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,027
Dear diary,
373
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,988
why do I always wear suits?
374
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,407
Hmm.
375
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,035
What are you doing?
376
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:53,038
Leaving bread crumbs. It's
a broken vending machine.
377
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,123
Stain on the floor in
the shape of Australia.
378
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,626
- Three burnt-out light bulbs.
- Mmm. Poetic.
379
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,588
Yep.
380
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,299
Where do you reckon we end up?
381
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,843
My guess is back in Gene
and Jean's apartment.
382
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,847
- Same day, same time, different timeline.
- Different timeline. I knew it.
383
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,397
Shows what you know.
384
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,983
You must have jumped forward, ahead
of time, to the end of the world.
385
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,611
No, no, no. We haven't jumped anywhere.
386
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:27,531
We're not moving forwards
or backwards through time.
387
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:30,409
We're just going to
alternate versions of now.
388
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,285
This is Gene and Jean's apartment.
389
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,290
I've been here before.
390
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,834
This is my apocalypse.
391
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,001
Your apocalypse?
392
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,337
Yeah, the original timeline.
393
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,631
I was stuck here for 40 years.
394
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,050
This is the timeline where Viktor
395
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,093
blew up the moon and we didn't stop it.
396
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,304
Well, this is a very shitty timeline.
397
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,558
Hold on a second.
398
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:56,642
Binoculars?
399
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,438
What?
400
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:04,985
Did you just fart?
401
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,069
Get down!
402
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:12,909
- Who the hell is shooting at us?
- I am.
403
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,043
Okay. We need to get out of here. Go!
404
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:23,962
Wait for me!
405
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,262
I must improve my cardio.
406
00:24:41,922 --> 00:24:42,938
Shit.
407
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,232
The hell are you doing?
408
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,903
Did you find something, love?
409
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,404
Oh, I found something.
410
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,449
Something that's gonna
blow this case wide open.
411
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:55,994
Okay.
412
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,997
Let's see.
413
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,835
Umbrella Academy.
414
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,047
That's impossible. There was
no Umbrella Academy in 2006.
415
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,507
Not in this timeline.
416
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,259
It must be one of Gene
and Jean's artifacts.
417
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,594
Keep reading.
418
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,347
October 14th, 2006.
419
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,975
Wait, what's so special
about October 14th, 2006?
420
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:20,685
The day Ben died.
421
00:25:21,628 --> 00:25:22,645
Our Ben.
422
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,189
That's a coincidence.
423
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:26,149
Let me break it down for you.
424
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,444
A random dry cleaner
shows up out of the blue
425
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,080
and hires us to go to
New Grumpson, Maine,
426
00:25:32,081 --> 00:25:34,449
to rescue a girl named Jennifer.
427
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,326
The whole town goes to shit,
428
00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:37,410
we get T-boned,
429
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,872
and the girl gets kidnapped by
two vigilantes in a station wagon.
430
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,250
Now, in their trash,
431
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:47,087
we find a foreign document that has
something to do with Ben's death.
432
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,256
Hence...
433
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,970
whatever is going on with Jennifer,
434
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,805
it's got something to do with Ben.
435
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,391
Ipso facto, mofos.
436
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,310
Bet you regret not sending
in that resume, huh?
437
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,856
The hell's the "Jennifer incident"?
438
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,776
That was a tragic accident.
439
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,335
Hello, Benjamin.
440
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,965
Sy, where the hell have you been?
441
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,718
Where's my daughter? Did you find her?
442
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,428
Oh, we found her all right.
443
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:40,640
We got lit up by a bunch of friendly
townsfolk strapped with Uzis.
444
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,434
I said it was a dangerous job.
445
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:45,854
You also said she was your
daughter, which is total horseshit.
446
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,689
She has no idea who you are.
447
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,232
Why are you even here?
448
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,944
- So you talked to her?
- Yeah.
449
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,238
We totally hung out.
450
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:57,073
Nice girl, really.
451
00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:59,618
So now you understand.
452
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,161
Understand what?
453
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,331
How special she is.
454
00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:07,042
I mean, yeah, she seemed cool.
455
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,088
To be honest, I can't
stop thinking about her.
456
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,802
Where is she now?
457
00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:22,766
Taken by two weirdos
with... fanny packs.
458
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,812
Gene and... Jean something.
459
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,815
Okay, listen to me very carefully.
460
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,654
This is an extremely
volatile situation, okay?
461
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,615
You can either believe me
or not. It doesn't matter.
462
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:42,994
Either way, she's in grave danger.
We need to get her back immediately.
463
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:46,206
- What do you think I'm doing here?
- Where are your siblings?
464
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:48,708
Forget about those losers.
I'm running point now.
465
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,502
Let me out of here!
466
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:53,004
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
467
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,589
What is...
468
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,466
What is happening to me?
469
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,219
It's her. She's calling out to you.
470
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:01,805
What? What are you talking about?
471
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,014
I told you.
472
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,058
She's special.
473
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,353
And you're special, too, Ben.
474
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,148
Just listen to your body.
475
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,026
She needs you, Ben. She
can't be out there on her own.
476
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,903
You've got to see this through.
477
00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:21,116
You have everything you need
to find her... within you.
478
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,328
Okay? Just close your eyes.
479
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,789
Close your eyes.
480
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,667
Listen to your body.
481
00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:35,338
Use your instincts.
482
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,312
Everything all right, dear?
483
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,357
Yeah, it's nothing.
484
00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:56,650
Come.
485
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,320
- We wanna show you something.
- Yeah.
486
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,260
Whoo!
487
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,887
What is all this stuff?
488
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,596
Proof.
489
00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:27,806
Proof of what?
490
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:32,395
Proof that the world we live in
is one big, phony-baloney lie.
491
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,731
At first, it was...
492
00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:35,982
it was like a dream.
493
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,990
One of those dreams where you don't know
494
00:29:38,991 --> 00:29:40,820
whether you're dreaming or not.
495
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,405
But then,
496
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:46,785
along came the artifacts.
497
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:47,911
Whoo!
498
00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:53,750
Little tokens of proof,
slipping through time and space.
499
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:58,546
Proof of the many-worlds theory
of quantum mechanics and such.
500
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,030
Better believe they called us
501
00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:03,134
every name under the
sun. Didn't they, Jean?
502
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:06,221
Frauds, tricksters, charlatans.
503
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:10,183
Accused us of intellectual dishonesty.
504
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:11,892
Who's "they"?
505
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,645
"Who's they"?
506
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:17,106
The faculty at Golden Mesa
Community College, for starters.
507
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,652
Our reputations were
dragged through the mud.
508
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:22,445
Tenure, revoked.
509
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,572
And all because
510
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,700
we dared to speak the truth
511
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,245
about these memories.
512
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:34,082
Memories of another timeline.
513
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:38,962
A timeline that felt so much more...
514
00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:41,713
More true.
515
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:46,803
Where... I was teaching at Harvard,
516
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:50,223
and Gene was a MacArthur fellow.
517
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,184
Okay.
518
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,480
But, uh, what does all of
this have to do with me?
519
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,399
Jennifer.
520
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,111
You're the key.
521
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,616
The way to destroy all the false
timelines and restore the real one.
522
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,660
We're ready, sugar.
523
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,872
What do we need to do, huh?
524
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:17,792
How can we help you
bring about the Cleanse?
525
00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,424
You people are...
526
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,718
You people are fucking crazy.
527
00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:27,719
Mmm!
528
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,220
Language, darling.
529
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:32,223
Hey, help me! Somebody help me!
530
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,271
We were so nice to you.
531
00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:40,356
Brought you into our home.
532
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,358
Gave you alpaca milk.
533
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:47,739
Maybe seeing an old friend
will help jog your memory.
534
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,038
I believe you two are
already acquainted.
535
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,466
No.
536
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:12,555
Think about it, kiddo.
537
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:16,935
Close 'er up, Rudy.
538
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,065
No, no, no! No!
539
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:24,692
Wait! Wait!
540
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,654
Don't leave me in here with it!
541
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:31,574
Let me out! Please! No! Let me out!
542
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,076
Let me out!
543
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:40,833
Are we really doing this?
544
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,168
Yeah.
545
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:44,796
Yeah, we are.
546
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,214
Hold on.
547
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:52,053
You skipped the family
reunions. You barely call.
548
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,764
You never submit anything
to the family newsletter.
549
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,060
And yet, here you are,
first in line to see Dad?
550
00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:01,688
What's with that?
551
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:05,858
I'm stuck, okay?
552
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:11,322
I'm... I'm stuck in an endless
argument with him in my head.
553
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,074
And I feel like...
554
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:16,327
like the only way I can move forward is
555
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,579
if I finally say my piece to him.
556
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:22,917
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
557
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,212
Just a... friendly reminder to the group
558
00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:28,756
that the last time you
spoke your piece with Dad,
559
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,841
he murdered you.
560
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:33,094
I'm sure that won't happen again.
561
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:34,554
Right?
562
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,266
We probably won't even
make it past the front door.
563
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:40,893
If civility doesn't work,
564
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,104
I'll just rumor their
brains all over the wall.
565
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,023
Let's go.
566
00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:53,614
Three people approaching.
567
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,742
Copy. We gotta help.
568
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,080
May I help you?
569
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,834
Yeah, you can run inside and
tell Reggie that we're coming in
570
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,044
whether he likes it or not.
571
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,133
Of course, Ms. Hargreeves. Welcome.
572
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:13,509
We've been expecting you.
573
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,845
Luther. Viktor.
574
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:18,431
I'll escort you inside the
house. This way, please.
575
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,393
What the hell is going on here?
576
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,563
This better not be another
daddy-daughter ambush.
577
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:26,981
Did you tell him we were coming?
578
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,066
No.
579
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,526
I haven't talked to
the man in five years.
580
00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:14,153
What a pleasure to
finally put faces to names.
581
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,162
You must be Allison.
582
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,166
I've heard so much about you.
583
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,126
You have?
584
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:30,169
Yes.
585
00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:35,424
And Luther... my little space boy.
586
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,595
I finally get a chance
to properly thank you
587
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,389
for watching over me on the moon.
588
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,473
Oh!
589
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:44,474
It was nothing.
590
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,315
Dear Viktor.
591
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,863
I understand we share a
passion for the violin.
592
00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:00,867
It's more of a love-hate
thing for me, but...
593
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,120
Come.
594
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:06,873
Come sit.
595
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,297
Okay.
596
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,352
Is, uh, Reggie home?
597
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,272
I'm sure he's puttering
around somewhere.
598
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,900
Let us get to know
each other a bit first.
599
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:39,864
Go ahead. Don't be shy. The
chef will be cross if you don't.
600
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,367
Tea?
601
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,902
Well, I'll be damned.
602
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:26,952
Yo.
603
00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,789
- Quinn.
- Klaus.
604
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:32,291
What a delightful surprise.
605
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:36,754
I thought you were dead, but
it turns out you can float.
606
00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:40,675
You know, the whole death,
rebirth, death, rebirth, death...
607
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,010
It's a vicious cycle. You look well.
608
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,136
The beard.
609
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,598
It's very... robust.
610
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,599
Thank you.
611
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,644
You look like the same
degenerate, smackhead piece of shit
612
00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:52,979
that owes me money.
613
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,438
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
614
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,441
What was that? Like, five grand?
615
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:01,737
I don't really... I don't
have much cash on me.
616
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,866
- Try 40.
- Forty?
617
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,661
No, mon frère. You've got
me confused with someone else.
618
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:11,706
The vig's been running
five years, Klaus.
619
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,793
Hands... Oh!
620
00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:17,295
The math is good.
621
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:21,257
Look, Quinn, you know,
622
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:24,969
we could stand here and debate
dollars and cents all day long,
623
00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:27,054
but I think you and I both know
624
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,515
I don't have your money.
625
00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:32,393
And even if you gave me the time,
626
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,978
I wouldn't get it.
627
00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:39,650
So if you could find it in that
dark, black pagan heart of yours
628
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:40,860
to forgive the debt...
629
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:43,988
How about I rip one of those pretty
eyes out of that head of yours
630
00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:45,323
and wear it around my neck.
631
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,866
You could do that, I suppose.
632
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:49,910
Or you could save us both
the stress and the energy
633
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:53,414
and the headache and the
time and kill me right now.
634
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,085
Where's that gun at?
Where are you keeping it?
635
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,837
Keep your hands to yourself, you weirdo.
636
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,922
- The back of the waist?
- Stop it!
637
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,728
You always were a sick puppy.
638
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:16,811
Ruff!
639
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,272
Not in the face, please.
640
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,530
Junkie piece of shit.
641
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,033
Jesus.
642
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,890
Son of a bitch.
643
00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,940
Must be quite cold in Canada.
644
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:03,984
I mean, yeah.
645
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,653
I mean, it can be.
646
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,531
The summers are quite pleasant.
647
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:14,578
And Luther, what about
you? What do you do?
648
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:15,871
Oh! Um...
649
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:18,040
I'm a professional dancer.
650
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,127
- A dancer?
- Yeah.
651
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:22,378
How wonderful!
652
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,807
You've all done so well for yourselves.
653
00:40:25,808 --> 00:40:28,634
No thanks to your father, I might add.
654
00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:30,010
I heard that.
655
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:33,431
My chief of security informs me
656
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:36,016
that the tiny hamlet
of New Grumpson, Maine,
657
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:40,271
is still smoldering in the wake
of your colossal ineptitude.
658
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:42,064
Reggie, darling, please.
659
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:45,526
Tell me everything I want to know
now or suffer the consequences.
660
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,194
You first.
661
00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:49,864
- Hey, hey.
- Whoa!
662
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:51,614
Ah!
663
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,242
So it's true.
664
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:58,080
I suspected you couldn't have
done all that damage au naturel.
665
00:40:58,081 --> 00:40:59,122
But how?
666
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,791
Reggie, enough.
667
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,210
Is this really how
you treat your guests?
668
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,379
Threats and interrogations?
669
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,256
Now, sit down,
670
00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:10,176
and we'll have a conversation
like a civilized species.
671
00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:14,221
Guess we know who wears the
monocle in this relationship.
672
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:17,308
Tea, darling?
673
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,935
No, thank you, darling.
674
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:24,690
If I may be so bold as to ask,
675
00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:27,776
how did you regain your powers?
676
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,113
Why did you destroy the
town of New Grumpson?
677
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,197
And...
678
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,367
what have you done with the girl?
679
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:39,747
Well, it's kind of a long story,
680
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:42,082
but it all started
681
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,878
when we were approached by Sy Grossman.
682
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,506
I'm unfamiliar with the name.
683
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:50,883
- Oh.
- You know what, Reg?
684
00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:52,426
I think the real question is
685
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,262
why you'd build an entire
town to hold a girl prisoner?
686
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,389
Her name is Jennifer.
687
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,351
And I wasn't holding her prisoner.
688
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,520
I was protecting her.
689
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,605
Protecting her from what?
690
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:07,316
From you, naturally.
691
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,944
So she is one of us.
692
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:11,403
I'm afraid not.
693
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:14,031
She's nothing like you.
694
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:18,494
In fact, she's your complete
opposite in every way imaginable.
695
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:23,207
And she has more power than
all of you put together.
696
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,625
Hey!
697
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,837
We need to talk about Ben.
698
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,692
That is quite the gift you have.
699
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:51,026
Well,
700
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,738
gift and a curse, really.
701
00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:03,664
I think I've got an idea how
you're gonna pay off that debt.
702
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:08,085
Oh, come on. Don't keep me in suspense.
703
00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:13,924
Asshole.
704
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,926
In Moldovan.
705
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:17,886
From Moldova.
706
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:20,264
And it's mostly redacted.
707
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:22,224
Great. So we can't read it or see it.
708
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,603
From what I can tell, this document
is from our original timeline.
709
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,313
It explains how Ben died.
710
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,523
It refers to it as the
"Jennifer incident."
711
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,483
We already know how Ben died.
712
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,444
Okay, then. Tell us.
713
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:38,073
Well, it was a tragic accident.
714
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:42,453
Ben, our Ben, died because
we failed as a team.
715
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,040
Nobody was responsible, and...
716
00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:49,542
And what?
717
00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:54,673
Allison, how did Ben die?
718
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:57,843
It was a tragic accident.
719
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,888
- Ben died because we failed as a team.
- Failed as a team.
720
00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:04,933
Nobody was responsible,
yet we were all responsible.
721
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:08,687
Ben Hargreeves
represented the best of us.
722
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,857
Ben was the Umbrella Academy.
723
00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:16,111
What kind of sick party trick is this?
724
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:19,907
Okay, can any one of you
remember how Ben actually died?
725
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,660
Anything?
726
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,039
I... I wasn't there.
727
00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:29,625
Well, neither was I,
but the rest of you were.
728
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,030
You think you'd remember something
729
00:44:31,031 --> 00:44:33,253
about the death of your beloved brother,
730
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,630
but you don't.
731
00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,925
- What the hell is going on here?
- Isn't it obvious?
732
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:40,678
Someone's been playing
putty with your hippocampus.
733
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,221
Messing with our memories.
734
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:46,809
As fascinating as this may be,
735
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:50,062
I assure you I haven't the foggiest
notion of what this is about.
736
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,564
You know something, old man.
737
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,695
You are speculating about the actions
738
00:44:54,696 --> 00:44:56,694
of a completely different
version of myself
739
00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,821
from a completely different timeline.
740
00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:00,030
That said,
741
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,950
it does sound like something I might do.
742
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:04,868
Oh, here we go.
743
00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,871
There may or may not have been
744
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,332
a certain clandestine project
745
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:14,253
with a certain clandestine
intelligence agency.
746
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,672
Human experiments on the mind.
747
00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:18,006
I should have known.
748
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:21,343
Psychological warfare was
all the rage in the '60s,
749
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,178
but it was only a brief contract.
750
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:24,471
Immensely lucrative.
751
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,765
So you can erase memories?
752
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:29,810
With the human mind, anything
is possible, young man.
753
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,979
If you can erase them,
you can restore them?
754
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,314
- With the proper technology.
- Which you have?
755
00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,441
Naturally.
756
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,694
It's in this building somewhere.
757
00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:41,363
All right, old man,
you're gonna put 'em back,
758
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:44,032
each and every memory
to do with Ben's death.
759
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:47,536
Because if you erased
the Jennifer incident,
760
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,705
that means there was
something important enough
761
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,707
that you'd take the
time to get rid of it.
762
00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,208
I will do no such thing!
763
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,753
We need to track down the
girl before it's too late.
764
00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:57,463
Reggie, please.
765
00:45:57,546 --> 00:46:00,382
Darling, this is messy work.
It could take hours, days.
766
00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,926
Whatever chain of events
has been set in motion
767
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,763
is ultimately your handiwork.
768
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:10,434
Whatever timeline it
happened in, help them.
769
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:11,769
Please.
770
00:48:02,654 --> 00:48:03,713
What the hell?
771
00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:19,313
What was that?
772
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:20,939
Nothing we can't handle.
773
00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:22,649
No shit.
774
00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:38,123
- I see 'em!
- Get down!
775
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,644
Hurry up!
776
00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:00,020
Shame.
777
00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:03,273
They were real good workers too.
778
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,443
Yeah, but shooting them
would have ruined everything.
779
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,654
We did what we had to do.
780
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:10,572
We sure did, kitty cat.
781
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,660
Might be time for a Chikkadoo.
782
00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:16,912
I'll fetch the wagon.
783
00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:27,214
Just lean back and relax, Luther.
784
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:30,926
Yeah, right.
785
00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:36,974
Do we all have to do this? Can't
you just do it to one of us?
786
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,707
Fragments of your original memories
787
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:40,769
are still locked away in your minds.
788
00:49:41,436 --> 00:49:43,939
They are all integral
pieces of a bigger puzzle.
789
00:49:47,442 --> 00:49:49,069
I wanna be connected too.
790
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:51,238
But you weren't on the mission.
791
00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:54,408
I wasn't on the team then, but I am now,
792
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:57,119
and I wanna know the
truth as much as you do.
793
00:49:58,286 --> 00:50:00,247
Excellent. Please take a seat.
794
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:06,670
- How about you?
- Yeah, I think I'm going to spectate.
795
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:10,716
Ditto. No offense, but I'm not
letting you near my gray matter.
796
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:13,260
Very well. Perhaps you could help.
797
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,813
Any last words before
Dad liquifies my brain?
798
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,569
I'm sorry I lied about book club.
799
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:34,363
Good.
800
00:50:35,323 --> 00:50:38,410
You know, a husband and wife
shouldn't have any secrets, Lila.
801
00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:39,911
That's a rule.
802
00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:41,663
You're right.
803
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:43,874
No more secrets.
804
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:49,671
I think that we need a
break from each other.
805
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,257
- Time to reassess our marriage.
- What?
806
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,074
Wait! Is this gonna hurt?
807
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,617
Indubitably.
808
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,459
It was a tragic accident.
809
00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:30,670
Ben died because we failed as a team.
810
00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:35,092
Nobody was responsible,
yet we were all responsible.
811
00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:38,428
Ben Hargreeves
represented the best of us.
812
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,848
Ben was the Umbrella Academy.
813
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:59,695
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