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[birds chirp]
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[car door shuts]
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[Elizabeth] How are you?
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I'm fine.
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You don't look fine.
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It's quarter to twelve.
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-Where are the children?
-Nanny.
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They wouldn't like me before midday.
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[lighter clicks]
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What happened here?
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An exchange of views.
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Oh, Margaret.
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[Margaret] I forget what about.
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There are so many
exchanges of views these days.
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[Elizabeth] I thought things had moved on.
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-[dog whimpers]
-Oh, they've moved on, all right.
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He's moved on.
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On to the next one.
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He can't help himself.
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My priapic little snapper.
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[dog barks]
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[car door shuts]
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[chuckles]
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[toilet flushes]
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You've never told me about the wallpaper.
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The rogue's gallery. Isn't it fun?
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I did it to remind Princess Margaret
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that her family has as many skeletons
in the cupboard as anyone else's.
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-[she chuckles]
-House of Windsor?
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House of Horrors, more like.
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I hope she saw the funny side.
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[chuckles] God, no.
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She said as long as that wallpaper
was there, she'd never come to the house.
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Not that she needed an excuse.
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She always hated it here.
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She considers it as ugly, misshapen,
and common as me.
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-[chuckles]
-The failure of our marriage
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could not be better encapsulated
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by the two houses, the two dwellings,
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in which she and I are most comfortable.
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-Hers...
-[blows smoke]
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...some insect-infested gin palace
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given to her by fawning sycophants.
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And this... is mine.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, you two.
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I know.
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And poor you to get caught up in it.
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My advice would be to escape
while you still can.
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I'll never be able to give you
what you want.
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She'll never divorce me.
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She might
if she falls in love with someone else.
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What makes you think that will happen?
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Well, you did.
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Didn't you?
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[sighs]
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You're right.
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I did.
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[thunder]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[horns blare in the distance]
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[car door shuts]
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[TV] With MPs from smaller partiesholding the balance of power,
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both Labour and the Tories
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look unable to reachthe magic number of 318.
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[Anne] I'm sure it was her.
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-The Thing?
-[Anne] She has a name, you know.
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Yes, and, um, I have been told it,
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but I can never remember,
so I call her the Thing.
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-Lucy Lindsay-Hogg.
-Hm-hmm. The Thing.
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And the car she climbed into outside
looked very much like Tony's.
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I suppose they're in Sussex now.
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-Ugly little house.
-Hmm.
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-Dreadful little shed.
-[chuckles]
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And he thinks I'll take the humiliation
lying down, does he?
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Well, he's got another thing coming.
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May I speak frankly, ma'am? As a friend?
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I can think of several couples
of whom it could be observed
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that having not found the contentment
they desired within matrimony,
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have chosen to live apart,
and appeared happier.
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Tony and I
will never let go of one another.
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And it's not just because divorce
is incompatible with my faith,
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but because...
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this is just how we like it.
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War is our love.
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A brutal fight to the death
is our mating dance,
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and I speak for both of us when I say
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we wouldn't want it any other way.
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Contentment is dull,
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and Tony and I are anything but dull.
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[TV] We can now say with near certainty
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that neither partywill achieve a majority.
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So, the clock is now ticking
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for Ted Heath to form an alliancewith Jeremy Thorpe's Liberal Party.
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If he can't, we might well seea return to power for Harold Wilson.
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If you can calla minority government "power."
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What a mess.
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I mean, honestly, can you remember a time
when the country was in worse shape?
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Or one had as little confidence
in one's leaders?
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-Speaking of bad shape--
-One wakes up in the morning flinching.
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How could matters get any worse?
What more could possibly go wrong?
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And then you come down to breakfast,
you see the newspapers,
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and you realize, they've done it again.
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Margaret's birthday is coming up.
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I mean, right now the United Kingdom
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is the equivalent of a patient
dying on the operating table
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and the surgeons, no, the butchers,
no, sorry, the murderers
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responsible for causing that death
are seeking re-election.
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Instead of throwing them in jail,
the people, like lemmings,
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are queuing up
to extend their bloody contracts.
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She called me late last night.
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Said she had something important
to discuss.
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-Who?
-Margaret.
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-She's run out of tonic?
-No.
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-Been knocked up by one of the footmen?
-Philip!
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You wouldn't put it past her.
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I worry it's Tony.
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[car door shuts]
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Ready?
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Mr. Heath came to tell methat he was unable to form a coalition
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with the Ulster Unionists or the Liberals,
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which left him with no alternative
but to resign,
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at which point, I don't mind admitting,
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I let out an unconstitutional cheer.
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-Huzzah!
-Privately, I hope.
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Well, it's not his politics I object to
so much as his company.
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And now Mr. Wilson,
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who, I must say,
looks very tired and not at all well,
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is back again as prime minister
of a minority government,
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and the best we can hope for
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is that he can survive
until the next election in the autumn.
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[glass rings]
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Oh, really? Yes, that's... Oh!
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[chatter fades out]
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-[ding]
-[chuckles]
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I have asked you all here,
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my family,
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on the occasion of my birthday.
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-Many happy returns.
-Happy birthday, Margot.
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If you've noticed that my dear husband
is not at my side on this joyous occasion,
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it is because he is now betraying me,
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and not just in private,
but openly, in public, too.
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And I don't think
we should take this lying down.
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-We?
-[Margaret] Yes, "we," Mummy.
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If Tony insults me,
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by implication, he's insulting
the whole of the family, too.
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-I'm not sure I follow that logic.
-What would you like us to do?
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Send a clear signal to the world
whose side you're on.
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-And impose sanctions.
-What?
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What kind of sanctions?
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No more invitations to royal events.
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No more royal photographs.
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No more access to Crown property.
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Hit him where it hurts.
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Punish him. Draw blood.
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[Queen Mother] Where is he now?
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He left the country this morning,
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to make one of his films.
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Ghana, was it? Or did you say Guinea?
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-[Margaret] Gabon.
-Ah.
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With the Thing.
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-The what?
-I'll explain later.
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[Queen Mother]
I rather liked his last film.
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-[Philip] Was that the one about dwarfs?
-Yes, it's short.
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[Queen Mother] It had compassion.
It had kindness.
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In fact, I think that's the thing
I most like about Tony.
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[Elizabeth] And his wit.
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[Queen Mother] Yes, and the fact
that he's generous enough
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to flirt with his mother-in-law.
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-[guests laugh]
-I'm going to throw up.
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-[Queen Mother] He cares.
-[Margaret] All right, Mummy.
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[Queen Mother] He has a heart.
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Not that his wife or children
have noticed.
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[Philip]
His charity work for the disabled,
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and the way he was at Aberfan
was remarkable...
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[overlapping chatter]
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Enough!
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Enough!
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Why do you do this, Mummy?
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Why do you all do this?
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Why do you always, always take his side?
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This is my birthday party.
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And when I tell you
that my husband is out of the country
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betraying me with another woman,
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instead of supporting me
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and... and condemning him,
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you just sit here praising him to the sky.
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My family.
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My own flesh and blood. My birthday.
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Perhaps we're just sick to the back teeth
of you, and have sympathy for him.
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-Philip!
-Well, I mean...
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Am I wrong?
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Hands up anyone who thinks I'm wrong.
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Anne.
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-[chuckles]
-Well... [clears throat]
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We should eat these before they get cold,
shouldn't we?
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She'll be all right in a minute.
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[Margaret] I hate them.
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-I hate them.
-[Anne] Why don't you come here, ma'am?
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Come to Glen.
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We've invited a few guests
for the weekend.
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Come here. You might even enjoy it.
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[train horn blares]
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[glass shatters]
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-I don't have the time.
-Make time! You make time for her!
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-What a brat you are!
-You're a shit!
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-No! Tony!
-Piss off!
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[birds chirp]
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[switch clicks]
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Thank you.
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[snores]
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[Anne] Thank you. Everyone back inside.
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[engine stops]
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What about Hugo?
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We were thinking of tying
a ribbon round him for you.
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Oof, no.
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How could he ever be thrilled with me?
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He's so excessively thrilled with himself.
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Or Clive?
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-Clive?
-Hmm.
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He's married.
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So are you, ma'am.
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Yes, I do know that.
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[dogs bark]
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[Anne] His wife is known
to give him the green light to play away.
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Word is...
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he's quite the virtuoso.
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What about him?
The one with all his clothes on.
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Oh, that's Roddy.
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You must know his brother, Dai.
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Or his father, Harry Llewellyn,
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the Olympic show jumper.
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Roddy! Roddy.
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Rufus.
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Hello.
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Hmm!
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Your Royal Highness, how do you do?
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You're... you're perspiring.
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Uh, true, I am, ma'am.
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-So, why don't you jump in the pool?
-[Roddy] Well, I didn't bring any trunks.
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-That was stupid.
-[Roddy] No, it wasn't.
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Yes, it was. I just said it was.
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It can't be stupid.
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I don't possess any trunks.
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That's not just stupid, that's absurd.
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[chuckles]
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Where's the nearest town?
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Oh...
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You know, this really wasn't necessary.
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On the contrary. It was essential.
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I mean, everyone else coming along, too.
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Hmm? They're not coming with us.
I wouldn't let them.
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No, they're going for lunch,
while we go shopping.
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So, apart from owning
a woefully inadequate wardrobe,
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what is that you do?
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A research assistant
at the College of Arms.
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Uh, which involves genealogical research,
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00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,600
-and boning up on heraldry.
-Hmm.
259
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,360
I also have a mobile disco company,
called Vibrations.
260
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,160
And I clean the floors
in a gallery on the Fulham Road at night.
261
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,080
But all of this is just
to fund my real passion.
262
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,960
Have we got to the end of the answer yet?
I'm rather regretting asking.
263
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,560
What nice hands you've got.
264
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,720
-Have I?
-Hmm.
265
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:42,840
Hmm.
266
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,480
How nice you'd not noticed.
267
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:50,240
It's so nice when a man is unaware
of his best features.
268
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,800
And so sad when a lady hides hers.
269
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,920
Did you mean these?
270
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,360
No.
271
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,280
What, then?
272
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,800
Your smile.
273
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,200
I've forgotten how.
274
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,760
-Where are we?
-[driver] Peebles, ma'am.
275
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,200
Where?
276
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,520
-Oh.
-Ah.
277
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,760
This is the hotel.
We'll be in the bar waiting for you.
278
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,680
The department store's
over there on the right.
279
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,200
You can't miss it.
280
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,520
-Would you--
-OK.
281
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,120
[Margaret sighs]
282
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200
Oh, God.
283
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,320
-We've stumbled upon an experiment in...
-Excuse me.
284
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,160
...inbreeding.
285
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,680
["Squeeze Box" by The Who plays]
286
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,480
Your Royal Highness.
287
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,800
-Gentleman's bathing trunks, please.
-Um...
288
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,960
-What size are you?
-Uh, small.
289
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,880
I sincerely hope not.
290
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,800
He means slim.
291
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,240
[chuckles]
292
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,640
Did we ever get to the bit
where you told me your passion in life?
293
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,080
No.
294
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,000
Then what is it?
295
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,160
Gardening, ma'am.
296
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,280
Ah...
297
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,280
These, please.
298
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,880
No, these.
299
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,360
I'm paying. I choose. Try them on.
300
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,160
Oh.
301
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,720
You know,
I have a garden that needs doing.
302
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,520
[Roddy] Do you? I imagine
you must have an army of gardeners.
303
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,640
Don't believe everything you hear.
304
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,680
No, my garden is quite neglected.
305
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,160
-Especially the one in Mustique.
-[Roddy] Where?
306
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,520
It's a small private island
in the Caribbean.
307
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,600
[Roddy] How lovely.
308
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,360
Hmm. My husband hates it.
309
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,640
But since I hate my husband,
what he thinks is irrelevant.
310
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,000
[Roddy] You know, in the Caribbean,
311
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,040
they have one of my favorite trees.
312
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,680
The silk cotton tree.
313
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,200
The challenge for any gardener
is to judge the right amount of pruning.
314
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,840
Is that so?
315
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,240
[Roddy]
Well, you need very nimble fingers.
316
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,360
[sniffs]
317
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,480
[clears throat]
318
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,120
And do you have nimble,
319
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,840
as well as pretty fingers?
320
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,920
I do.
321
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,320
Hmm. Hmm! Perfect.
322
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,320
[The Who]
♪ She goes in and out and in ♪
323
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,720
♪ And out and in and out and in and out ♪
324
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,720
♪ 'Cause she's playing all night ♪
325
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,840
♪ And the music's all right ♪
326
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,000
♪ Mama's got a squeeze box ♪
327
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,360
♪ Daddy never sleeps at night ♪
328
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,560
-[Roddy] Solo or duet?
-[guests] Duet!
329
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,280
[lively chatter]
330
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,040
♪ I'm just a girl, a wonderful girl ♪
331
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,560
♪ I'm the sweetest one in town ♪
332
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,120
♪ You can search for miles around ♪
333
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,960
♪ But not one like me can be found ♪
334
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,640
♪ You've got a smile, a wonderful smile ♪
335
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,680
♪ And a certain little wave ♪
336
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,120
♪ And every time the boys get near me ♪
337
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,960
♪ They look and me and say ♪
338
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,800
♪ "Red hot mama, red hot mama ♪
339
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,040
♪ You're the one we need ♪
340
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,160
♪ Red hot mama, some charmer ♪
341
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,640
♪ Yes, indeed" ♪
342
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,680
[Margaret] ♪ They sayThat I should be in the follies ♪
343
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,080
♪ Hot tamales ♪
344
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,240
♪ I have a pair of eyes ♪
345
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,200
♪ Just like old Svengali's ♪
346
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,840
[Roddy] ♪ I confess that you possess ♪
347
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,440
♪ The sweetest charms in town ♪
348
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,800
♪ And unless I miss my guess ♪
349
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,200
♪ The boys all follow you around ♪
350
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,040
♪ I make a music master drop his fiddle ♪
351
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,800
♪ Make a bald-headed manPart his hair in the middle ♪
352
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,280
♪ Red hot mama, red hot mama ♪
353
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,800
♪ I'll have to turn my damper down ♪
354
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,480
♪ Red hot mama, red hot mama ♪
355
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,840
♪ You're the one we need ♪
356
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,880
♪ Red hot mama, some charmer ♪
357
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,600
♪ Yes, indeed ♪
358
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,680
[cheering]
359
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,520
[door closes]
360
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,400
[Anne] When she went to bed,did you notice?
361
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,760
[Colin]
Of course I noticed. Everyone noticed.
362
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,320
[Anne] At the top of the stairs,
instead of turning right...
363
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,360
-[Colin] He turned left.
-[Anne] What have we done?
364
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,840
-This could come back to haunt us.
-Why?
365
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,160
It will look like we've encouraged
the Queen's sister to betray her husband.
366
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,840
She's not betraying Tony. She's with Tony.
367
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,440
Can't you see?
368
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,680
-Slim, Welsh, reddish hair.
-Hmm.
369
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,640
The two men are virtually identical.
370
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,680
Roddy's a carbon copy of Tony.
Just younger.
371
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,600
I hadn't thought of that.
372
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,760
-[tires screech]
-[engine stops]
373
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,120
Lord Snowdon, ma'am.
374
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,360
[door closes]
375
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,320
-[Tony] Your Majesty.
-Dear Tony.
376
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,600
So kind of you to come.
I know how busy you are.
377
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,200
Before we start...
378
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,760
just look what I found in my studio
the other day.
379
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,360
-How young we were.
-[Tony] How pretty you were.
380
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,960
-Oh, stop it.
-[Tony] Like Vivien Leigh.
381
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,040
[gasps]
382
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,040
-I've always loved this picture.
-[Tony] Yes.
383
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,800
Gosh. Philip.
384
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,520
Not looking cross for once. Miraculous.
385
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,640
[both chuckle]
386
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,280
-[Tony] All yours, ma'am.
-For me?
387
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,400
-[Tony] With my compliments.
-Oh.
388
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,280
And now... to the main business.
389
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,600
Voilà.
390
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,600
A mug.
391
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,200
[Tony] And...
392
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:31,960
A teapot.
393
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,840
[dog barks]
394
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,920
And...
395
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,760
-Oh.
-[Tony] A commemorative plate.
396
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,360
And a tea towel
397
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,960
with the dates 1952 to 1977.
398
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,680
The powers that be
thought it might be nice
399
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,440
if someone from inside the firm
400
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,120
were to design some of the memorabilia.
401
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,520
-Oh, Tony, you are clever.
-Always happy to help my family.
402
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,360
Are you?
403
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,320
Let's talk about that for a minute.
404
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,440
-May I keep these, as well?
-Yes. Yes, of course.
405
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,120
Now, I don't want to...
406
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,840
pry or lecture anyone
about what goes on in a marriage.
407
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,680
In my experience people,
find a way to do what they need to do
408
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,120
to remain happy or sane.
409
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,600
I often think turning a blind eye
is the best approach.
410
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,960
Things work themselves out in the end.
411
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,800
But recently,
Margaret has been so wretched...
412
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,680
and so lost...
413
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,920
and she's so in love with you.
414
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,800
I wouldn't be a responsible elder sister,
or head of the family,
415
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,360
if I didn't say
416
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,400
how happy it would make us all,
but particularly Margaret,
417
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,840
if you two were to patch things up again,
418
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,520
even if just for the children.
419
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,400
I quite agree...
420
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,560
and had been giving the matter
serious thought.
421
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,720
-Had you really?
-[Tony] Yes.
422
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,600
But then,
I heard the latest developments.
423
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,600
Who she's met.
424
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,480
What she's doing.
425
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,320
How she's...
426
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,960
conducting herself.
427
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,480
What latest developments?
428
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,200
Hmm.
429
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,560
They're here!
430
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,200
-Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
-Colin.
431
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,760
-No, I don't think kissing.
-No, quite right.
432
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,840
I'm hot and sweaty.
433
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,520
-Hello.
-Yes, isn't it unbearable?
434
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,920
What are you talking about?
The weather's lovely.
435
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,920
-You're right. Heavenly.
-It's the aeroplane that was hot.
436
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,880
Hello.
437
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,400
-Is this us?
-[Colin] Yes, ma'am.
438
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Yes, I think straight to the house.
I don't want any of that.
439
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,400
[Anne] Right. Go on.
440
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,000
-Hello, Anne.
-Hello.
441
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,080
Where's the boy?
Look, do keep up now. Come on.
442
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,600
-I'm sorry, darling.
-Don't call me that in public, ever.
443
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,280
I'd rather you didn't call me boy.
444
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,720
-But you are one. You're a little boy...
-Steady.
445
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,680
...who needs to be taught everything.
446
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,680
-Hmm.
-[Colin] Ma'am.
447
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,720
[birds chirp]
448
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,680
[Margaret] There it is. Les Jolies Eaux.
449
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,280
[Roddy] Lovely.
450
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,840
-I was given it as a wedding present.
-Take those to their rooms, please.
451
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,760
The irony is the one person
I never shared it with
452
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,520
is my husband.
453
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,160
Drink, ma'am?
454
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,720
-Yes.
-[Anne] Wonderful idea. Shall we?
455
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,880
♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪
456
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,280
♪ What could I do? ♪
457
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,240
♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪
458
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,200
♪ Though they all knew ♪
459
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,240
♪ But it's too late to say you're sorry ♪
460
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,040
♪ How would I know? ♪
461
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,440
♪ Why should I care? ♪
462
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,160
♪ Please don't botherTrying to find her ♪
463
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,200
♪ She's not there ♪
464
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,760
♪ Well, let me tell youAbout the way she looked ♪
465
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,400
♪ The way she acted ♪
466
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,400
♪ The color of her hair ♪
467
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,360
♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪
468
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,240
♪ Her eyes were clear and bright ♪
469
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,560
♪ But she's not there ♪
470
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,440
[indistinct chatter]
471
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,720
♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪
472
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,480
-♪ What could I do? ♪
-[Roddy] Whoo-hoo! Hello!
473
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,800
[gasps]
474
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,960
-Clever you!
-Hello. Hello over there.
475
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,160
[laughs]
476
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,320
Look, no hands!
477
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,080
-Come back for me!
-[laughs]
478
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,440
♪ How would I know? ♪
479
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,920
♪ Why should I care? ♪
480
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,000
♪ Please don't botherTrying to find her ♪
481
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,800
♪ She's not there ♪
482
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,400
♪ Well, let me tell youAbout the way she looked ♪
483
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,800
♪ The way she acted ♪
484
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,960
♪ The color of her hair ♪
485
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,800
♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪
486
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,920
[both] ♪ And there's no one there ♪
487
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,600
♪ I smell blossomAnd the trees are bare ♪
488
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,560
[Colin] Beautiful.
489
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,880
♪ All day long I seem to walk on air ♪
490
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,320
-[Anne] Oh, it sounds lovely.
-♪ I wonder why ♪
491
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,280
[chuckles]
492
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,520
-♪ I wonder why ♪
-You join in, you two.
493
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,200
[♪ "Tiger Feet" by Mud on record player ♪]
494
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,880
No, I don't sing. I don't sing.
495
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,560
[Roddy] Oh, turn it up.
Turn it up. I love this song.
496
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,160
-Do you want it louder?
-All the way!
497
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,920
[turns volume up]
498
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,640
[Roddy] Come on. Come and dance.
499
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,200
Come on, Colin.
500
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,400
Colin, you wild cracker!
501
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,880
You wild fire!
502
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,480
[Anne] Marvelous.
503
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,960
Can we have one more chair?
504
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,960
Thank you so much.
505
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:23,960
Happiness is a fickle creature.
506
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,719
A constant companion to some,
507
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,800
hides herself completely from others.
508
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,600
She's been an elusive creature to me.
509
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,320
But, here she is, finally,
sitting among us,
510
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,280
and I say welcome.
511
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,960
I won't mention how late her arrival is.
512
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,480
Who?
513
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,679
Hmm?
514
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:53,880
Happiness, dear.
515
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,640
Oh... Never mind.
516
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200
-[man] Yes, sir. No problem.
-[Colin] Right.
517
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,840
Cream?
518
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,680
-I'm not burning, am I?
-Not yet.
519
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,360
Better safe than sorry.
520
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,760
[camera clicks]
521
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,440
[camera clicks]
522
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,640
[camera click echoes]
523
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,240
How could she be so stupid?
524
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,440
Who?
525
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,440
[man] Your Majesty.
526
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,520
[Elizabeth] This is in every...
527
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,720
"The Floozy and the Scrounger."
"Lady and the Tramp."
528
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,040
It's not entirely Margaret's fault.
She had gone a long way to be private.
529
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,520
Spending 12 hours on an aeroplane
530
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,240
doesn't give you license
to behave like a whore.
531
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,840
-You must bring her back, straight away.
-That won't be easy.
532
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,400
She doesn't take well to my orders.
533
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,480
Fine. Then she can take mine.
See to it please, Martin.
534
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,000
Are you still here?
535
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,480
-[door closes]
-We don't know all the facts yet.
536
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,840
What is this if it's not a fact?
That is a fact.
537
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,200
That's a fact, that's a fact,
and that's a fact.
538
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,680
[knocking at door]
539
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,720
You've seen the papers?
540
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,240
I have.
541
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,000
What's the matter?
I thought you'd be happy.
542
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,960
Why would I be happy?
543
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,720
Because now we have
what we've been waiting for.
544
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,000
Margaret in love with someone else.
545
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,840
Legitimate grounds for separation
546
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,240
in a way
that will still protect your name.
547
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,240
Your reputation.
548
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,480
-Our future.
-And?
549
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,720
You expect me
to jump up and down with joy?
550
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,000
She's my wife.
551
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,320
Mother of my children.
552
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,240
Was there anything else?
553
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,200
[sighs]
554
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,360
[door opens]
555
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,800
[door closes]
556
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,360
[shouting]
557
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,440
[cameras click]
558
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,480
[car door shuts]
559
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,880
[officer] Calm down. All right.
560
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,840
[sighs]
561
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,520
-Didn't expect to find you here.
-Where else would you expect to find me?
562
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,080
It's my home.
563
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,320
Used to be your home.
564
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,600
It's still my home.
565
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,160
What is he doing in it?
566
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,400
Hello, sir.
567
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,200
I would ask where you got the nerve
to come here
568
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,040
if I thought you had nerve.
569
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,040
But looking at you,
I can tell you've no nerve at all.
570
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,840
You're just stupid. Go on. Get out.
571
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,160
Don't you dare talk to him like that.
572
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,400
I'll speak to him whichever way I like
573
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,880
-in my house.
-My house.
574
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,360
Our house, ducky!
575
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440
No. Not ours, anymore.
576
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,720
Please leave.
577
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,080
[Tony] I won't leave.
You don't want me to leave.
578
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,440
I'm desperate for you to leave.
Desperate.
579
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,960
Like a patient
desperate to cut out a cancer.
580
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,320
Think very carefully
about what you're saying.
581
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,400
Every game has its limits.
582
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,560
It's not a game anymore.
583
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800
He's a child.
584
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,280
He has no idea how to make you happy.
585
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,520
You made me happy?
586
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,200
Couldn't make me any more wretched
than you have.
587
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,360
You were wretched when I found you.
588
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,560
Your little love notes
you leave me everywhere.
589
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,280
"How do I loathe thee?
590
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,320
-Let me count the ways."
-[chuckles]
591
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,160
"You look like a Jewish manicurist.
592
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,000
You look like a Maltese landlady."
593
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,640
A little rich, I think,
coming from a misshapen cripple!
594
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:58,920
-Oh, yes.
-Polio boy. Hoppety-hop. Hoppety-hop.
595
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,480
Overlooked by his mother
596
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,840
'cause he wasn't strong enough
or well born enough.
597
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,520
An embarrassment!
Not able-bodied enough.
598
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,880
[Tony] If we're talking
about "overlooked,"
599
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,640
isn't that what this is all about?
600
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:14,240
Overlooked Margaret, with no role,
no purpose, no real friends,
601
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,040
of whom it must finally be asked,
602
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,680
what is a princess for?
603
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,040
[door closes]
604
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,440
You go after him and I'll divorce you!
605
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,440
Oh, you wouldn't dare.
606
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,440
You go after him,
and I'll bring you to your knees!
607
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,480
Roddy!
608
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,240
Roddy!
609
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,280
Roddy?
610
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,760
Roddy!
611
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,480
[Elizabeth] It's age.
612
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,400
It happens to us all.
613
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,880
[Wilson] Uh, no, ma'am.
It's not just age. No.
614
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,720
It's been diagnosed. It has a name.
615
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,840
Alzheimer's.
616
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,000
I first noticed symptoms two years ago.
617
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,040
I always speak in public without notes.
618
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,400
I've something of a photographic memory.
619
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,800
But then one day, I dried.
620
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,560
And in the months that followed,
621
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,480
I noticed more... forgetfulness.
622
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,960
Agitation.
623
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,400
Delusion.
624
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,320
Paranoia.
625
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,760
I shouldn't worry too much.
626
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,640
Several of your predecessors
had far more serious afflictions,
627
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,640
and they continued to govern
without the public being any the wiser.
628
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,960
[chuckles]
629
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,160
Uh, no, ma'am,
it's a... it's a mental health issue now.
630
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,480
I shall put myself
in the hands of the doctors.
631
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,960
Oh, Prime Minister, I am sorry.
632
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,720
This will come as a terrible shock.
633
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,360
Well, maybe, but, uh...
634
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,920
No shock lasts longer than 48 hours.
635
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,920
There's too much appetite
for the next shock.
636
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,240
I'll miss our sessions terribly.
637
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,760
I don't mind admitting
I let out an unconstitutional cheer
638
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,640
when you beat Mr. Heath this time.
639
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,920
Oh... [chuckles]
640
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,920
I always said deep down,
you're a leftie at heart.
641
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,000
Nothing to do with the politics.
You're just a better companion.
642
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,240
Although, I wouldn't have said that
the first time we met.
643
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,880
No! You thought
I was going to rough you lot up.
644
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,840
[Wilson chuckles]
645
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,960
And look what a sentimental old royalist
I turned out to be.
646
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:06,800
[rings]
647
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,280
Your Majesty.
648
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,840
Prime Minister?
649
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,480
If you saw fit to invite your Queen
650
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,920
to supper at Downing Street
before you left,
651
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,360
she would be honored.
652
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,320
But that's an honor
previously only given to Churchill.
653
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,360
The Duke of Edinburgh and I
would like that very much.
654
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,400
So would Mrs. Wilson and I.
655
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,400
[door opens]
656
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,840
Martin?
657
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,840
[whimpers]
658
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,360
[knocking at door]
659
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,320
[man] The amount of nitrazepamthe princess took
660
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,400
was quite critical, ma'am.
661
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,080
Nitrazepam?
662
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,440
[man] A sedative.
663
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:46,520
Used in short periods
for the relief of anxiety and insomnia.
664
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Based on the numbers
of empty packets we found.
665
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,880
[Queen Mother] You would say
more indicative of a cry for attention,
666
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,480
than a genuine suicide attempt?
667
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,960
A cri de coeur,
rather than a coup de grâce?
668
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,400
[car door shuts]
669
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Hello, you.
670
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,680
Hello, you.
671
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,760
[door closes]
672
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,480
Am I going to get a ticking-off?
673
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,880
That hadn't been my intention,
though perhaps I should.
674
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,280
Why?
675
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,080
Because for a while there,
it was touch and go.
676
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,600
So I hear.
677
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,440
Did you mean it?
678
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,720
I don't know. Possibly.
679
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,600
How do you feel now?
680
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640
Tired.
681
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,920
A bit sore.
682
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,280
There were tubes.
683
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,200
A little bit foolish.
684
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,040
Where's Roddy?
685
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,160
-Gone.
-Where?
686
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,200
[sighs] Ran for the hills.
I hear Moroccan hills.
687
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,680
And Tony?
688
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,480
Back with the Thing.
689
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,760
Future Lady Snowdon, I would wager.
690
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,400
I'm not very good at it.
691
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,040
What?
692
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,760
Men.
693
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,760
I seem to drive them all mad.
694
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,640
Tony and I are going to separate.
695
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,880
Yes, I think that's probably wise.
696
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,640
Which, I'm afraid to say,
will lead to divorce.
697
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,760
Yes.
698
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,240
[Margaret] The first royal divorce
since Henry VIII and Anne of Cleves.
699
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,840
I have a little bit of good news
in that department.
700
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,320
[Margaret] Which is?
701
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,240
If we time it right,
the announcement of your separation
702
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,720
might get lost
in the Prime Minister's resignation.
703
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,680
I thought he only just got re-elected.
Or did I really miss something?
704
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,680
Due to ill health. Alzheimer's.
705
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:09,880
I'm sorry.
706
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,560
How many does that make it?
707
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,240
-Prime ministers?
-Hmm.
708
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:21,720
Whoever replaces him will be my seventh.
709
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,560
[sighs]
710
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,440
The rest of us drop like flies,
711
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,400
but she goes on and on.
712
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,280
For the record, I think
there are many things you're good at.
713
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,800
Name one that's actually meaningful.
714
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:00,840
Being a sister.
715
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,080
-[sighs] No need to humor me.
-I'm not.
716
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,240
Of all the people everywhere,
717
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,200
you are the closest,
and most important to me.
718
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,160
And if by doing this...
719
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,000
you wanted to let me imagine
for one minute
720
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,960
what life would be like without you...
721
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,080
you succeeded.
722
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,040
It would be unbearable.
723
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,120
Then we must both carry on.
724
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,240
-Morning.
-Morning, Your Majesty.
725
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,720
Good morning, Your Majesty.
726
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,320
[switch clicks]
727
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,560
[radio] Usually when I driveinto Broadcasting House
728
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,960
just after five in the morning,
729
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,360
the most I'm likely to seeis a bread delivery van,
730
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,080
or an office cleaner on the way to work,
731
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,520
but this morning, despite the dark skies,there was a feeling of activity.
732
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,800
A string of horsesclattering through the streets,
733
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,360
and lots of peoplewearing red, white and blue gear
734
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,760
drifting down towards Trafalgar Square.
735
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,760
But what of those who've been up all night
736
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,960
to make sure of gettinga good view of the procession?
737
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,960
Andy Price is with themoutside Buckingham Palace.
738
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,040
[Price] I'm standingin front of Buckingham Palace
739
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,040
and I expect the Queen's teasmadehas just rung her back to consciousness.
740
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,120
Hello.
741
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,240
I expect she's lying therejust coming to,
742
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,400
and remembering that this is Jubilee Day.
743
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,960
This is a day as gruelingas her coronation 25 years ago,
744
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,560
certainly in ceremonial terms.
745
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,440
But she was a mere slip of a thingin those days.
746
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,880
I expect today she's wonderingif the shoes she's gonna wear
747
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,320
are quite as comfortableas they might be.
748
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,800
Now, the weather looks as though,as I say,
749
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,480
as though it's certainlygoing to hold for the journey out.
750
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,480
[Elizabeth]
What's your view of the Jubilee?
751
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,920
You must do it.
752
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,080
You don't think
it might all backfire on me?
753
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,360
Ask yourself,
in the time I've been on the throne,
754
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,960
what have I actually achieved?
755
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,000
You've been calm...
756
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,560
and stable and--
757
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,320
Useless and unhelpful.
758
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,360
This country was still great
when I came to the throne, and now look.
759
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,600
So much for the Second Elizabethan Age,
which Winston talked about.
760
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,000
All that's happened on my watch
is the place has fallen apart.
761
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,720
[Margaret]
It's only fallen apart if we say it has.
762
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,560
That's the thing about the monarchy.
763
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,200
We paper over the cracks.
764
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,080
And if what we do
765
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,800
is loud and grand and confident enough,
766
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,000
no one will noticethat all around us it's fallen apart.
767
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,000
That's the point of us.
768
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,920
Not us.
769
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200
Of you.
770
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,560
You cannot flinch.
771
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,320
Because if you show a single crack,
772
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,040
we'll see it isn't a crack, but a chasm,
773
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,200
and we'll all fall in.
774
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,760
So you must hold it all together.
775
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,800
Must I do that alone?
776
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,000
There is only one queen.
777
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,720
[presenter on radio] And nowthe Poet Laureate, Sir John Betjeman.
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God save the Queen.
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[Betjeman] In days of disillusion,However low we've been,
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To fire us and inspire us
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God gave to us our Queen.
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She acceded, young and dutiful,
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To a much-loved father's throne.
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Serene and kind and beautiful,
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She holds us as her own.
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And 25 years later,
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So sure her reign has been
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That our great events are greater
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For the presence of our Queen.
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For our Monarch and her people,
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United yet and free,
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Let the bells from ev'ry steeple
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Ring out loud the jubilee.
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[crowd cheers]
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