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[JAKE] HEY! [ROSE] HEY!

[JAKE] HAVE UH...

HAVE YOU SEEN DAD-- DAD AROUND?

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CRAP BOOKS?

GARRISON STEELE?

THIS GUY IS LIKE THE BIGGEST HACK ON EARTH, YOU KNOW?

[ROSE] JAKE, MEET GARRISON STEELE. GARRISON, MEET--

[GARRISON] JAKE DOYLE, PI.

[JAKE] HEY THERE. [GARRISON] HELLO.

[ROSE] GARRISON'S WORKING ON HIS NEW NOVEL.

I LOVED YOUR LAST ONE. ONE-ARMED SLEEPWALKER

WHO TURNS OUT T BE THE KILLER. IT WAS JUST A PIECE OF WORK.

[GARRISON] YES, SHE WAS BASED ON MY THIRD WIFE.

[JAKE] DID YOU OPEN THIS? [ROSE] SPECIAL OCCASION.

[JAKE] MAL WOULDN'T EVEN OPEN THIS FOR MY WEDDING.

[GARRISON] OH C'MON JAKE, FROM WHAT I HEAR THAT WOULD

HAVE BEEN LIKE CHRISTENING THE TITANIC.

[ROSE/GARRISON] [JAKE] EXCUSE ME?

[GARRISON] WE'VE BEEN DIGGING INTO THE PSYCHE OF JAKE.

HEAVY STUFF.

[JAKE] RIGHT.

WHERE'S MAL? [ROSE] TRIP.

[GARRISON] I SPOKE TO HIM A FEW DAYS AGO.

HE SET THIS WHOLE THING UP.

[JAKE] SORRY, WHAT WHOLE THING?

[ROSE] MR. STEELE WOULD LIKE OUR HELP.

[GARRISON] MY BOOKS ONCE SHOT TO THE TOP OF THE BESTSELLER LIST.

STAYED THERE SO LONG THEY HAD SQUATTERS RIGHTS.

BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT

THE GRITTY, REALISTIC, DEEP, HUMAN NOVELS THAT ARE MY STOCK AND TRADE.

MY PUBLISHER WANTS ME WRITING QLCF. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

[JAKE] QLCF? [GARRISON] "QUAINT, LOCATION, CRIME, FICTION".

HE SUGGESTED I TRY NEWFOUNDLAND.

THE SEAFOOD SEEMS PASSABLE AND YOU SPEAK SOMETHING LIKE

ENGLISH, SO I AGREED.

[JAKE] YOU WANNA INTERVIEW US?

[GARRISON] I DON'T DO INTERVIEWS.

I LIVE THE LIFE I WRITE ABOUT.

[JAKE] REALLY? SO I GUESS THE DETECTIVE WHO'S SLEEPING WITH

HIS EX-WIFE, HIS PARTNER'S WIFE, THE COP AND THE CLIENT

IS BASED ON YOU, IS IT? [GARRISON] AN ATTEMPT AT

HUMOUR, WELL DONE. NO, I WANT TO DO A RIDE ALONG, FOLLOW THE

JAKE DOYLE FOR A WHOLE CASE.

A WEEK, A MONTH, AS LONG AS IT TAKES.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW I THINK MY FATHER MALACHY, HE'S PROBABLY

MORE YOUR SPEED. [ROSE] NO JAKE, HE'S GONE FOR

A FEW DAYS. I'M AFRAID IT'S GONNA BE YOU AND MR. STEELE.

[GARRISON] I PAID YOUR FATHER A HANDSOME FEE. SO IT LOOKS

LIKE IT'S YOU AND ME KID. [ROSE] CHEERS.

[GARRISON] NO, A REFILL.

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEEAAH OH YEEAAH♪

♪OH YEAH♪

[DARYL] OUR PROJECT IS THE FIRST TO TEST THE DEEPER PROSPECTS AT SPUDGEL'S COVE.

ACCORDING TO INDEPENDENT GEOLOGISTS,

THE CORE SAMPLE WE LIFTED INDICATES A POTENTIAL OF 1 TO 2 BILLION BARRELS OF OIL.

PLEASE HAVE A LOOK AT THE REPORTS IN FRONT OF YOU.

I'LL BE BACK IN JUST A MOMENT TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.

[DARYL] JAKE DOYLE.

THANK YOU FOR COMING IN, DARYL EBNER.

[JAKE] YOU MENTIONED ON THE PHONE THAT YOUR WIFE IS MISSING.

IF THIS IS A MISSING PERSONS MR. EBNER YOU PROBABLY JUST WANNA CALL THE COPS.

[DARYL] NO, NO, NO. SHE'S JUST GONE ON A BENDER.

GRACE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO HAVE THE OCCASIONAL DALLIES WITH OTHER MEN.

HER LATEST IS BRUCE BORDEN.

FIND HIM, YOU'LL FIND HER.

[JAKE] OKAY.

DO YOU WANT ANY PHYSICAL EVIDENCE?

YOU KNOW, VIDEOTAPES, PHOTOGRAPHS?

THAT KIND OF THING.

[DARYL] JUST... BRING HER HOME.

ALONE.

[DARYL] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M SURE YOU FIND THOSE REPORTS

AS EXCITING AS I DO...

[MAGGIE] WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SELLING, WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

[JAKE] OH NO! ACTUALLY, I'M HERE--

I'M LOOKING FOR BRUCE BORDEN.

IS HE YOUR HUSBAND?

[MAGGIE] WHO ARE YOU? [JAKE] A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE.

HE ASKED ME TO COME BY.

YOU HIS WIFE?

[MAGGIE] SOMETIMES. [JAKE] ANY IDEA WHEN HE'LL BE HOME?

[MAGGIE] NO IDEA.

[JAKE] ANY IDEA WHERE I COULD FIND HIM?

[MAGGIE] WELL HE'S ALWAYS AT WORK.

YOU'RE THE BUSINESS ASSOCIATE, WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT?

[GARRISON] SHE LOOKED CUTE.

YOUR TECHNIQUE WAS UNREFINED.

TOO CRASS. IF ONE IS NOT BORN WITH GRACE, IT CAN BE LEARNED.

[JAKE] THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.

[GARRISON] MUCH AS IT WAS WITH... NIKKI.

YOU REALLY SCREWED THAT MARRIAGE, DIDN'T YOU?

[JAKE] YOU WATCH YOURSELF. [GARRISON] IT'S VERY CLEAR...

YOUR PROBLEM WITH WOMEN.

WHEN I STUDY A SUBJECT FOR A NOVEL I LIKE TO FIND THE TRUE

INSPIRATION BEHIND THEHE TRUE CHARACTERS I WRITE ABOUT.

[JAKE] YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME.

[GARRISON] INFIDELITY. [JAKE] I WAS NEVER UNFAITHFUL.

[GARRISON] NOT ALL INFIDELITY IS PHYSICAL. SHE COULD NEVER

TRUST YOU COMPLETELY BECAUSE YOU WERE INCAPABLE OF...

[JAKE] OF WHAT?!

[GARRISON] OF TRULY GIVING YOURSELF TO HER.

FULLY.

YOU ARE FAR TOO IMMATURE FOR SERIOUS COMMITMENT.

[JAKE] HACK!

[GARRISON] FOUR OF MY BOOKS HAVE SOLD OVER 3.2 MILLION

COPIES IN 14 LANGUAGES.

THERE HAVE BEEN MOVIES, SEQUELS--

[JAKE] HEY, IF PEOPLE GET PAST HOW UNREALISTIC YOUR DIALOG,

CHARACTERS, ACTION, AND STORY ARE, WELL, GOOD FOR THEM.

[GARRISON] SO YOU'VE READ ME?

[JAKE] YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE. I DON'T WANT

YOU COPYING IT FOR SOME STUPID DIME STORE PAPER BACK NOVEL.

[GARRISON] I DON'T COPY LIFE, I IMPROVE ON IT!

[JAKE] WELL IF I WANT SOME SELF-IMPROVEMENT SOME TIME, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.

[GARRISON] A BATHROOM IN HERE WOULD BE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT.

I HAVE TO PEE.

[JAKE] THAT'S ACTUALLY...

THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

IT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK.

OH YOU-- CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE?

I THINK IT JUST DID. [JAKE] BRUCE!

BRUCE BORDEN?

[BRUCE] HEY, DO I KNOW YOU? I NEVER FORGET A FACE.

[JAKE] CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS?

[BRUCE] YEAH, ME FIRST. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

[JAKE] JAKE DOYLE, I'M A-- [BRUCE] JAKE.

DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY?

[JAKE] I JUST WENT THROUGH A DIVORCE ACTUALLY.

[BRUCE] CONGRATULATIONS.

THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT LIFE INSURANCE.

[JAKE] I'M LOOKING FOR GRACE EBNER.

[BRUCE] GRACE.

GORGEOUS.

I JUST SOLD HER HUSBAND A 20 MILLION DOLLAR PACKAGE.

[JAKE] RIGHT. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND HER?

[BRUCE] SHE'S IN BED.

TUCKERED OUT I SHOULD SAY.

I'M SCREWING HER.

LIFE IS SWEET!

[JAKE] RIGHT.

WHERE DID YOU LEAVE HER?

[BRUCE] ADMIRAL MONTAGUE, ROOM 627.

WELL, GOT TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.

OH MY GOD!

GARRISON STEELE...

IN MY HOUSE!

[GARRISON] A FAN.

[BRUCE] I HAVE SEEN EVERY MOVIE MADE FROM YOUR BOOKS.

"TO KILL A MURDERER" WAS KILLER!

[GARRISON] THANK YOU.

[BRUCE] WELL COME ON BACK INSIDE. I THINK WE SHOULD TALK.

I HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE PLAN THAT I THINK YOU WOULD DROOL OVER.

[JAKE] NO, I THINK HE'S DONE ENOUGH DROOLING ALREADY.

YEAH?

BUH BYE. THANK YOU. SORRY. BUH BYE NOW.

[GARRISON] WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM DOYLE?

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, THIS WOMAN GRACE, SHE'S THE CLIENT'S WIFE.

LETS TRY NOT TO HAVE DRINKS WITH HER, OKAY?

[GARRISON] I WAS PUMPING MAGGIE FOR INFORMATION,

SHE'S NOT HAPPY IN THAT MARRIAGE.

[JAKE] THE FACT THAT HER HUSBAND IS SLEEPING

WITH ANOTHER WOMAN DIDN'T GIVE YOU THAT?

[GARRISON] THAT DOESN'T MAKE ALL WIVES UNHAPPY.

[JAKE] HELLO. WE'RE LOOKING FOR GRACE EBNER.

IS SHE IN THERE?

[NEVIL] NEVER HEARD OF HER.

[JAKE] I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE JUST STEPPING OUT OF HER ROOM THERE.

NO? MY NAME'S JAKE DOYLE.

WHAT'S YOURS?

OKAY THEN... THANKS!

[JAKE] GRACE?

GRACE EBNER?

[GARRISON] IS SHE DEAD?

[JAKE] GRACE?

NO.

[GRACE] OH MY GOD.

WHAT HANDSOME MEN.

[JAKE] REALLY SORRY TO INTRUDE.

[GARRISON] HELLO. GARRISON STEELE.

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

[GRACE] HELLO. [JAKE] YOUR HUSBAND DARYL--

[GRACE] UGH! BORING.

YOU... YOU LOOK REALLY FAMILIAR, AND YOU'RE A HANDSOME

ONE.

[GARRISON] YES I AM. [JAKE] YOUR HUSBAND DARYL

HIRED US TO FIND YOU.

HE'S REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

[GRACE] BUT I JUST MET YOU FELLAS. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST

STAY FOR A DRINK AT LEAST? [GARRISON] ALRIGHT.

[JAKE] NO. NO!

NO, NO, LET'S UH...

LET'S PARTY IN THE CAR, HUH?

HEY?

C'MON! LET'S GET YOU DRESSED.

[GARRISON] HE'S A LITTLE UPTIGHT.

[JAKE] THE END.

[JAKE] WHERE'S DAD? [ROSE] JAKE, STOP!

[DES] IT'S TIME TO GO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHERE MAL IS? THANKS.

[JAKE] WHAT YOU-- WAIT A MINUTE, YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?

[DES] NO, NO. HE WOULDN'T TELL ME CAUSE HE KNEW I'D RAT HIM OUT.

[TINNY] I KNOWS WHERE HE IS.

BUT... NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU.

[JAKE] OKAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY?

[TINNY] DES WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

[DES] WHAT? NO I DON'T! NO I DON'T.

NO IT'S NOT GROSS CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO. NO I DON'T WANT TO.

[JAKE] OKAY JUST SHUT UP, ALRIGHT?

STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WHERE IS MY FATHER?

[ROSE] JAKE, LOOK MAL MADE US SWEAR.

[JAKE] SWEAR TO WHAT? [TINNY] YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOME SURPRISED JACKEY.

[JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY COFFEE?

[DES] I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING IT FOR ME.

[GARRISON] TINNY. [TINNY] SURPRISE!

[GARRISON] GOOD MORNING ALL.

COFFEE SMELLS DIVINE.

NO SUGAR PLEASE, I'M WATCHING MY WEIGHT.

SO, JAKEY, MY BOY, ITCHING FOR MORE GRIST FOR THE MILL.

WHAT DO WE HAVE?

[JAKE] NOTHING.

THE CASE IS CLOSED.

[GARRISON] WELL SURELY THERE MUST BE ANOTHER CASE?

[JAKE] NOT REALLY.

ACTUALLY IT'S PRETTY QUIET RIGHT NOW, SO...

[ROSE] GARRISON, THIS IS DES.

[DES] GARRISON. GARR-- GARRISON STEELE.

I-- I LOVES YOUR BOOKS.

COFFEE, THERE'S NO SUGAR IN IT.

[GARRISON] THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[DES] YOUR WELCOME. NO PROBLEM.

[JAKE] SERGEANT. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

[LESLIE] NOT GOOD DOYLE.

NOT GOOD AT ALL.

[JAKE] HEY.

SO WHAT'S GOING ON?

[LESLIE] WHO'S-- [JAKE] NOTHING, IT'S A LONG STORY.

[GARRISON] GARRISON STEELE.

[LESLIE] OH REALLY?

THE AUTHOR GARRISON STEELE?

[JAKE] UGH! NOT YOU TOO.

[GARRISON] PLEASURE IS ALL MINE, SERGEANT.

[LESLIE] THANK YOU.

I FOUND YOUR BUSINESS CARD IN THE MAN'S POCKET.

THE MAN'S VEHICLE IS PARKED UP AHEAD... ON HIS CHEST.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BRUCE BORDEN?

[JAKE] NOT MUCH.

THAT'S HIM.

[LESLIE] WAS. [JAKE] DON'T WORRY.

I'M PRETTY SURE HE HAD LIFE INSURANCE.

[GARRISON] "WITH LOVE, GARRISON STEELE"

THERE YOU GO! [WOMAN OFFICER] THANK YOU!

[GARRISON] AND A PICTURE...

[LESLIE] DO YOU WANNA TELL ME WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING?

[JAKE] I MET BRUCE...

WHAT, YESTERDAY?

I TALKED TO HIM FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES.

[LESLIE] ABOUT WHAT? [JAKE] DARYL EBNER'S WIFE,

SHE WENT MISSING.

HE HIRED US TO FIND HER.

HER NAME WAS GRACE, OKAY?

APPARENTLY SHE WAS ON SOME BENDER WITH BRUCE AND ANOTHER GUY.

[LESLIE] WHO? [JAKE] I DIDN'T GET HIS NAME.

[LESLIE] WAS BRUCE SLEEPING WITH EBNER'S WIFE?

[JAKE] THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME.

[LESLIE] OKAY.

I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

[JAKE] WHOA, WHOA, C'MON!

GIVE ME A BREAK. WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

[LESLIE] THERE'S NO WITNESSES DOYLE. IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS FIXING HIS CAR,

HE LEFT THE CAR IN DRIVE, HE LIFTED THE HOOD AND IT RAN HIM OVER.

[JAKE] AND THE POLICE MECHANIC SAYS...?

[LESLIE] CAR WAS FINE. [JAKE] CAR WAS FINE? RIGHT.

SO HE FIXED THE CAR, THEN HE RAN HIMSELF OVER?

REALLY?

[LESLIE] THE WIFE IS ALIBIED.

SHE WAS GETTING A HAIRCUT.

[JAKE] THANK YOU. WAS THAT SO HARD?

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL BY THE WAY.

THIS HAIR STYLE REALLY SUITS YOU.

[LESLIE] DOYLE, YOU'RE AT THE SITE OF A HOMICIDE.

STOP HITTING ON ME.

[JAKE] I WASN'T HITTING ON YOU, IT WAS A COMPLIMENT.

IT'S VERY DIFFERENT.

FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T DATE COPS SERGEANT,

SO BACK OFF!

[GARRISON] DEFLECTION THROUGH HUMOUR. TYPICAL FOR A MAN WHO

REFUSES TO DEAL WITH HIS OWN ISSUES.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, PALLY.

THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF.

NO MORE OF YOUR DR. PHIL ROUTINE. WE'RE DONE.

[GARRISON] BUT THE CASE IS FINALLY GETTING JUICY.

[JAKE] LOOK, WE FOUND EBNER'S WIFE AND SHE'S BACK IN HER

HATEFUL MARRIAGE SAFE AND SOUND. CASE CLOSED.

[GARRISON] THIS MURDER IS THE FIRST INTERESTING THING THAT

HAPPENED SINCE I MET YOU.

WE CAN'T STOP NOW.

[JAKE] OKAY, IT WASN'T A MURDER.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT... MAYBE.

AND EITHER WAY, IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.

[GARRISON] I'LL PAY YOU 10 GRAND TO STAY ON IT.

[JAKE] NO.

[GARRISON] 15 THOUSAND TO CONTINUE ON THIS CASE TILL THE END.

CASH.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, FINE.

[GARRISON] WHAT A SAP.

I WOULD HAVE GONE TO 20. YOU'RE TOO EASY.

[MAGGIE] ALL I KNOW IS WHAT THEY TOLD ME,

THAT HE WAS FIXING HIS CAR WHEN IT RAN HIM OVER.

[JAKE] HE RAN HIMSELF OVER?

C'MON MAGGIE, THIS WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.

[MAGGIE] YOU REALLY THINK SO?

[GARRISON] WHO WOULD HAVE HAD IT IN FOR BRUCE?

WHO WOULD WANT TO HURT HIM?

THINK MAGGIE, THINK.

[MAGGIE] WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

[GARRISON] I'M IMPLYING NOTHING. JUST ASKING THE TOUGH

QUESTIONS. SOMEONE HAS TO. [MAGGIE] I...

I GUESS...

[GARRISON] KIDNAPPING?

BLACKMAIL? MONEY LAUNDERING?

INSURANCE FRAUD? [JAKE] IGNORE HIM.

WE'RE JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT IF SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE HAD A GRUDGE.

[MAGGIE] THERE IS SOMETHING. [GARRISON] GO ON MAGGIE,

IT'S OKAY.

[MAGGIE] BLACKMAIL. [JAKE] BLACKMAIL?

[GARRISON] I THOUGHT SO. [MAGGIE] I DON'T KNOW WHO,

OR WHY. I JUST KNOW THAT BRUCE WAS CONVINCED THAT HIS LIFE

WAS IN DANGER. [JAKE] SOMEONE WAS BLACKMAILING

HIM? YOU'RE SURE?

[MAGGIE] YES!

I'M SORRY.

HE FOUND OUT SOMETHING.

I THINK BRUCE WAS TRYING TO BLACKMAIL SOMEONE ELSE.

[GARRISON] REALLY? [JAKE] SHUT UP!

[GARRISON] MR. DOYLE AND I HAVE A THEORY. [JAKE] NO WE DON'T!

[GARRISON] WAS HE BLACKMAILING HIS LOVER GRACE?

DID HE HAVE TAPES OF THEM? [MAGGIE] MAYBE.

[GARRISON] WHEN WE WENT TO THE HOTEL ROOM THERE WAS A VERY

SHADOWY-LOOKING CHARACTER LURKING ABOUT.

[JAKE] OKAY, NONE OF THIS-- [GARRISON] HE WAS THREATENING

TO PUT VIDEO OF EBNER'S WIFE ON PORNO SITES, WASN'T HE?

[JAKE] OKAY! WE ARE DONE!

I AM SO SORRY. GET UP.

[GARRISON] EXCUSE-- [JAKE] NO! WE ARE LEAVING

RIGHT NOW, JUST GET OUT!

LOOK, I AM--

[ROSE] OH C'MON! STEELE HAS A CERTAIN CHARM.

[JAKE] CHARM?

OLD HOUSES HAVE A CERTAIN CHARM.

OLD PUBS THAT SMELL LIKE URINE, THEY HAVE A CERTAIN CHARM.

[ROSE] JAKE, PLEASE!

[JAKE] ON THAT TOPIC, WHERE IS MY FATHER?

[ROSE] HE SWORE ME TO SECRECY.

[JAKE] WHAT? [ROSE] HE'S GONE TO TORONTO.

OKAY HE'S--

[JAKE] HE'S IN TOR-- HE'S IN TORONTO?

TELL ME, WHY? WHY?

[GARRISON] ANYBODY HOME? [ROSE] WE HAVE A DINNER GUEST,

SORRY I CAN'T. HI!

[GARRISON] ROSE MY DARLING.

SMELLS DIVINE IN HERE.

FOR YOU.

EVENING JAKE.

[ROSE] MAY I TAKE YOUR COAT? [GARRISON] YES.

[GARRISON] KNOW HER?

DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST AFRICAN CHILD SHE ADOPTED?

[DES] MACAROON. [GARRISON] I'M HIS GODFATHER.

[DES/TINNY] [TINNY] THAT IS SO COOL!

[DES] DO YOU KNOW MOS DEF? [GARRISON] SADLY WE'RE

NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS ANYMORE.

[DES] OH THAT'S TOO BAD.

I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE LEAD IN,

"TIC TAC DEATH".

[TINNY] YOU READ THAT? [DES] OH YEAH! YEAH.

OUT OF FIVE OF THE BOOKS OF HIS I'VE READ, THAT ONE IS THE GEAR SAUCE.

[TINNY] DES, YOU CAN READ AND COUNT TO FIVE!

[GARRISON] HE HAS EXCELLENT TASTE! IF YOU WANT TO SEE

SOME REAL SAUCE ON THE GEARS, WAIT FOR THIS NEW BOOK.

[DES]

[JAKE] YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE AN ENDING, DO YOU?

THE TRAILS GONE COLD.

[GARRISON] WE JUST NEED TO TALK TO EBNER'S WIFE.

[JAKE] WE CAN'T TALK TO EBNER'S WIFE.

[GARRISON] SAYS WHO? [JAKE] EBNER, AND THE DETOX

CENTRE. [GARRISON] JAKE, REALLY HOW

HAVE YOU GOTTEN THIS FAR IN LIFE BY ALWAYS TAKING "NO"

FOR AN ANSWER?

[JAKE] STEELE...

WE'RE DONE.

[GARRISON] REALLY, LIKE YOUR MARRIAGE? LIKE YOUR RELATIONS

WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL POLICE OFFICER, WHAT'S HER NAME?

[TINNY] LESLIE.

UNCLE JAKE BLEW IT WITH HER.

[DES] BUT THE MARRIAGE IS NOT ENTIRELY HIS FAULT.

SHE IS A BIT BATTY.

[JAKE] DES JUST-- THANK YOU.

[GARRISON] IT'S TRUE JAKE.

THE LIFE AND THE LOVE IT SEEMS DON'T REALLY MIX FOR YOU,

DO THEY?

[JAKE] CAN I PLEASE BE EXCUSED?

[GARRISON] THE FEAR OF INTIMACY, THE LEATHER JACKET,

THE CAR.

[ROSE] YEAH!

YEAH! [DES] YEAH.

[GARRISON] IT'S CLEAR TO ME ANYWAY.

IS IT AS CLEAR TO EVERYONE ELSE? [ROSE/TINNY/DES] YEAH.

[JAKE] STEELE, I WANT THAT 15 THOUSAND DOLLARS NOW.

IN CASH AND I WANT YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

[GARRISON] THAT'S ANOTHER THING.

YOU STILL LIVE IN YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE.

YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!

[TINNY] THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!

[JAKE] LEAVE!

PLEASE!

[GARRISON] DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

I BET YOU 15 THOUSAND THAT I CAN GET EBNER'S WIFE TO TALK TO ME.

TONIGHT.

[DES] DO IT JAKE. [JAKE] ALRIGHT.

BUT NOT FOR MONEY.

IF I WIN, YOU LEAVE TOWN TONIGHT.

NO MORE OF THIS ARM CHAIR PSYCHOANALYSIS.

NO MORE CRAP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. YOU'RE GONE.

[GARRISON] DEAL.

BUT IF I WIN, NO MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT ME SHADOWING YOU.

[JAKE] FINE.

[JAKE] THAT'S EBNER'S WIFE, ISN'T IT?

[ROSE] OH MY!

[JAKE] WHO WAS THE MAN WE SAW LEAVING YOUR ROOM?

[GRACE] THAT'S MY SWEET NEVIL.

[GARRISON] HERE YOU ARE. [GRACE] THANK YOU.

[GRACE] YOU KNOW, WE MET THE SAME NIGHT I MET BRUCEY.

THE THREE OF US HIT IT OFF.

[JAKE] THE "THREE" OF YOU? [GRACE] SOCIALLY.

[GARRISON] BUT YOU WERE SEEING BOTH OF THEM?

[JAKE] PLUS YOU'RE MARRIED. THAT DIDN'T CAUSE YOU ANY PROBLEMS, DID IT?

[GRACE] DARYL DOESN'T REALLY CARE WHAT I DO ANYMORE.

EVENTUALLY NEVIL ASKED ME TO BREAK IT OFF WITH BRUCE AND TO LEAVE DARYL.

NEVIL IS VERY SWEET AND JEALOUS.

HE LOVES ME.

[GARRISON] MOTIVE.

[JAKE] NEVIL?

NEVIL "WABABA"?

[GARRISON] "WADBAH".

[JAKE] WAD-- WOBDA.

JUST NEED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS

ABOUT BRUCE BORDEN.

HE WAS MURDERED YESTERDAY.

[NEVIL] SHHH!

MY BOSS COULD HEAR YOU.

THIS ISN'T RIGHT. RUNNING INTO MY OFFICE, MAKING ACCUSATIONS.

[JAKE] NEVIL-- [NEVIL] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT,

IF I RAN INTO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND STARTED YELLING ABOUT A DEAD GUY?

[JAKE] WOULD YOU JUST RELAX, CALM DOWN!

WE JUST NEED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

[NEVIL] NO I WON'T CALM DOWN! THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

[GARRISON] NEVIL, WE JUST SPOKE WITH GRACE.

[NEVIL] GRACE?

IS SHE OKAY?

[GARRISON] I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO DRY OUT.

[NEVIL] WELL THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S-- SHE'S SWEET. THAT'S GOOD.

[JAKE] GRACE TOLD US THAT YOU HAD A LITTLE BIT OF JEALOUSY,

THAT YOU WEREN'T TOO KEEN ON THE FACT THAT BOTH YOU AND

BRUCE BORDEN-- [GARRISON] WERE BOTH BANGING

THE SAME WOMAN, AT THE SAME TIME.

[JAKE] "DATING" THE SAME WOMAN, AT THE SAME TIME.

[NEVIL] WELL WHO WOULD BE?

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THIS?

[GARRISON] BLACKMAIL.

[NEVIL] BLACKMAIL?!

WE WERE SPEAKING TO BRUCE'S WIFE, MAGGIE.

SHE SAID BRUCE HAD SOME INFO ON THIS BIG DEAL.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

[NEVIL] I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[JAKE] REALLY? [NEVIL] NO.

[JAKE] WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO HERE, EXACTLY?

[NEVIL] I'M A GEOLOGIST.

SEISMIC DATA ACQUISITIONS.

[JAKE] WELL IF YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BRUCE'S MURDER--

[NEVIL] I HAVE A MEETING.

[JAKE] OKAY, WELL IF YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING,

THERE'S MY CARD. [NEVIL] GREAT!

SHUT THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE.

[JAKE] CALL ME IF YOU-- [NEVIL] YUP!

[JAKE] WAIT A MINUTE.

LOOK AT THAT.

DARYL EBNER, HE WAS WORKING ON SOME OIL DEAL.

HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SPUDGEL'S COVE TOO.

[GARRISON] WELL, THEY'RE BOTH INTERESTED IN THE SAME WOMAN,

WHY NOT THE SAME OIL PATCH? [JAKE] NICE.

[JAKE] WALTER?

HEY, LISTEN I THINK IT'S TIME THAT THE DOYLE'S GOT INTO THE OIL BUSINESS.

[DARYL] ACCORDING TO INDEPENDENT GEOLOGISTS,

THE CORE SAMPLE WE LIFTED FROM THIS DEPTH SHOWS A POTENTIAL

OF BETWEEN 1 AND 2 BILLION BARRELS OF OIL.

[WALTER] MY CLIENT IS INTERESTED IN INVESTING A

SIZABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY. [ROSE] NOW I NOTICE THE CORE

SAMPLES HAVE NOT BEEN REGISTERED MR. EBNER.

IS THERE ANY REASON FOR THIS?

[DARYL] LEGAL FORMALITIES.

WE'RE JUST DAYS AWAY. [ROSE] WALTER, CALL THE

BAHAMAS. SEE IF THEY CAN MOVE THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS

MR. EBNER MAY NEED.

YOU KNOW, I INVESTED IN THE HIBERNIA SOUTH BASIN LAST YEAR.

THE OIL THERE IS SO BOUNTIFUL, IT WILL BE PAYING FOR MY

GREAT, GREAT GRAND CHILDREN'S RETIREMENT.

[WALTER] HELLO BAHAMAS BANK? [DARYL] EVENTUALLY, YES. BUT

THE BEAUTY OF SPUDGEL'S COVE PROJECT IS THAT IT'S ONSHORE.

YOU'LL BE FASTER TO THAT MONEY.

[ROSE] I'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE IN BORNEO.

IT DIDN'T TURN OUT SO WELL.

[DARYL] BORNEO DIDN'T HAVE NEVIL WADBAH.

THIS GUY COULD FIND OIL IN VINEGAR.

[GARRISON] YOU KNOW JAKEY BOY, I'VE CONQUERED OLYMPIANS,

I'VE BEDDED A QUEEN.

[JAKE] STEELE, WHAT IS YOUR POINT?

[GARRISON] WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE?

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME.

[GARRISON] YOUR PROBLEM WITH INTIMACY. DON'T YOU WANT TO

KNOW WHAT IS SO CLEAR TO EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF?

[JAKE] NO, I DON'T.

[JAKE] HEY THERE? [LESLIE] JAKE, I'M LOOKING TO TALK TO NEVIL WADBAH.

[JAKE] NEVIL... RIGHT. [LESLIE] ABOUT BRUCE BORDEN'S MURDER.

I TURN UP AT HIS HOUSE AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE TOOK OFF.

AND WHOSE BUSINESS CARD SHOULD I FIND THERE?

YOURS.

[JAKE] YEAH...

I KNOW THAT LOOKS BAD.

[LESLIE] PLEASE, PLEASE JUST STAY OUT OF THE WAY ON THIS

ONE DOYLE.

JUST STAY OUT OF IT.

[GARRISON] I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S THE JEALOUS BOYFRIEND.

HE HAS MOTIVE, HE HAS LUST.

[JAKE] HE HAS ASTHMA.

I SERIOUSLY DOUBT NEVIL'S OUR GUY, ALRIGHT.

[ROSE] ACCORDING TO EBNER, NEVIL IS ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S

FOREMOST GEOLOGISTS. WHEN HE SAYS DRILL, THEY FIND OIL.

[GARRISON] SO THEY DO KNOW EACH OTHER?

[JAKE] QUESTION IS, WHAT DID BRUCE BORDEN KNOW ABOUT THEM?

[DARYL] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[JAKE] WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[GARRISON] LOSE SOMETHING BESIDES NEVIL?

[DARYL] GENTLEMEN, PLEASE SHOW MR. DOYLE AND HIS FRIEND THE WAY OUT OF THE BUILDING.

[JAKE] OH THAT'S OKAY. I WAS IN BOY SCOUTS,

SO I CAN TOTALLY FIND MY OWN WAY OUT. LETS GO.

[GARRISON] I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

[JAKE] WHOA! WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

WHAT?!

C'MON MAN!

C'MON HERE!

HE'S THE ONE THAT SLAPPED YOU! WHAT--

[GARRISON] BRILLIANT GETTING THAT BUG IN PLACE.

[JAKE] SHH! THANKS.

[GARRISON] YOU MUST HAVE READ MY SIXTH BOOK, "TO KILL A GHOST".

HEMINGWAY'S PATHOLOGIST GAVE ME THAT.

[JAKE] TOO BAD.

WHERE DID YOU GET THE SANDWICH?

[GARRISON] DESMOND PACKED ME A LUNCH.

[JAKE] HE DIDN'T PACK ME A LUNCH.

[GARRISON] OBVIOUSLY HE LIKES ME BETTER THAN YOU.

NOT HARD TO SEE WHY.

YOU SHOULD BE NICER TO HIM, HE LOOKS UP TO YOU.

[DARYL] NEVIL WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD IT.

WHERE IS HE GOING TO HIDE A CYLINDER OF ROCK?

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE AT STAKE.

KEEP LOOKING.

[JAKE] THE CYLINDER OF ROCK?

THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE CORE SAMPLE.

[GARRISON] AS IN OIL EXPLORATION?

[JAKE] OIL AND BLACKMAIL? [GARRISON] WAY BIGGER THAN A

JEALOUS LOVER. THIS HAS GOT TO BE WHY BRUCE WAS KILLED.

[JAKE] WE DON'T ALL THE FACTS YET, OKAY.

[GARRISON] BUT THE LINK BETWEEN BRUCE, NEVIL AND EBNER.

[JAKE] GRACE. [GRACE] THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY

SENSE. MY HUSBAND WOULD NEVER KILL ANYBODY.

[JAKE] WE THINK BRUCE WAS BLACKMAILING YOUR HUSBAND OVER

A NEW OIL DEAL. SOME CORE SAMPLE WENT MISSING AND NEVIL

IS ON THE RUN. DID YOU TELL BRUCE ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR

HUSBAND'S BUSINESS?

ONE OF YOUR LOVER'S IS DEAD AND THE OTHER ONE IS MISSING.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO TALK TO US.

[GRACE] BRUCE ASKED A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

[JAKE] ABOUT WHO? YOUR HUSBAND, DARYL?

[GRACE] ABOUT NEVIL. [JAKE] TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON.

[GRACE] WHEN EXPLORATION DRILLING COMES UP DRY,

SOMETIMES...

THEY DOCTOR THE FINDINGS.

THEY GET PEOPLE TO INVEST.

AND POCKET THE MONEY.

[GARRISON] THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT?

[GRACE] HEY, EVEN WITH GOOD SCIENCE, SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T WORK OUT.

[JAKE] THE CORE SAMPLE IS A FAKE.

[GARRISON] GRACE, WE NEED TO TALK TO NEVIL.

HIS LIFE IN DANGER.

[GRACE] OKAY, JUST BE GENTLE WITH HIM.

SWEET NEVIL IS A LITTLE ANXIOUS.

[JAKE] SURE.

[JAKE] HEY THERE NEVIL.

[NEVIL] THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

[JAKE] OKAY LOOK, YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE BUDDY.

[NEVIL] I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT. I KNOW WHEN I'M TROUBLE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE ONE'S TO TELL ME.

[GARRISON] WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THIS GUY?

[JAKE] IS THAT THE CORE SAMPLE? [NEVIL] MAYBE.

[JAKE] YOU GOTTA BLOW THIS THING WIDE OPEN.

[NEVIL] I DON'T THINK BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON

A 50 BILLION DOLLAR SCANDAL IS GOING TO ENSURE MY SAFETY.

[GARRISON] WELL, YOU CAN COME CLEAN AND SERVE A YEAR

OR KEEP RUNNING AND END UP IN A BOX.

[NEVIL] YEAH WELL I CAN'T DO JAIL. I'D RATHER NOT DO DEATH,

SO WHAT DOES THAT LEAVE ME?

[JAKE] YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US RIGHT NOW.

[NEVIL] YOU SET ME UP!

[JAKE] I DIDN'T-- WE DIDN'T SET YOU UP!

HEY!

LOOK IT'S PUNCHY MCGEE.

[JAKE] HEY.

I MEAN TECHNICALLY HE'S THE GUY THAT SLAPPED YOU, SO...

[GARRISON] YOU ALRIGHT?

OH THAT LOOKED BAD.

[NIKKI] ROSE.

HEY.

SORRY I'M LATE.

THE HOSPITAL WAS CRAZY.

[ROSE] OH DON'T WORRY, HAVE A SEAT. GOT YOU A GLASS OF VINE ALREADY.

[NIKKI] GOOD, THANK YOU.

SO HOW ARE THINGS? EVERYTHING GOOD?

[ROSE] YEAH. THINGS ARE GREAT, ACTUALLY. REALLY GOOD.

CALMER THESE DAYS.

[NIKKI] I'M REALLY GLAD WE DO THIS NOW.

YOU AND ME.

[ROSE] ME TOO. [NIKKI] CAUSE YOU KNOW,

SINCE I MOVED HERE, I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD ANY REAL FRIENDS.

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH JAKE, AND WORK.

[ROSE] WELL, WE ALL NEED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE OF DOYLE MORE OFTEN.

[NIKKI] IT'S DOING WONDERS FOR ME.

[ROSE] CHEERS TO THAT SISTER.

[NIKKI] THANK YOU.

[ROSE] TOO BAD WE DIDN'T GET TO THIS WHEN YOU AND JAKE WERE ACTUALLY TOGETHER.

[NIKKI] YEAH I KNOW. SPEAKING OF, HOW'S EVERYONE?

[ROSE] WELL MALACHY IS OUT OF TOWN ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE.

SO IT'S JUST ME AND THE TWO CHILDREN, JAKE AND TINNY.

HENCE DRINKING AT LUNCH. [ROSE/NIKKI]

[NIKKI] I USED TO FIND ONE OF JAKE'S OLD SOCKS AND

I'D BE HALFWAY THROUGH A BOTTLE OF WINE BEFORE NOON, SO...

[ROSE] NOT ANYMORE THOUGH, RIGHT?

[NIKKI] NO.

I THINK WE'RE GOOD, LIKE WE ARE MOVING ON.

I AM ANYWAY.

[ROSE] GOOD.

[NIKKI] HOW IS HE? HOW'S JAKE?

[ROSE] YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO SAY WITH THAT GUY.

BUT I THINK HE'S COPING.

[NIKKI] I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY, YOU KNOW?

[ROSE] WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF JAKE'S EVER HAPPY.

YOU KNOW HOW FRAGILE HE IS.

[JAKE] HOW DID I EVER GET TANGLED UP WITH YOU?

[GARRISON] CALM DOWN.

WE GOT A GOOD THING GOING.

[JAKE] NO, WE GOT A GOOD BYE THING GOING.

I'M THROUGH WITH YOU.

[GARRISON] WE HAVE A BET.

[JAKE] I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BET, OKAY! KEEP YOUR MONEY.

KEEP ALL OF IT! JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE!

[GARRISON] FINE! WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.

[JAKE] FINALLY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, VERY FUNNY.

VERY FUNNY STEELE.

GET OUT OF THE CAR, STEELE!

GET OUT OF THE CAR!

UNBELIEVABLE!

[NIKKI] JAKE, HI!

HEY. OH.

ARE YOU OKAY?

[JAKE] I'M AWESOME. [NIKKI] HEY, I HEARD YOU'RE

WORKING WITH SOME FAMOUS NOVELIST OR SOMETHING?

[JAKE] YEAH ACTUALLY, HE'S THE GUY I'M HERE TO KILL.

HAVE YOU SEEN A HACK MORON DRINKING EXPENSIVE SCOTCH?

YOU CAN'T MISS HIM.

[NIKKI] NO. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

[JAKE] YEAH? [NIKKI] YEAH. YEAH.

[JAKE] ARE YOU DRUNK? [NIKKI] NO.

GOD NO. IT'S LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON.

[ROSE] JAKE! HI!

[NIKKI] BUT I DID WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

[ROSE] NIKKI, DON'T. NIKKI DON'T--

[NIKKI] "TO HAVE JOY ONE MUST SHARE IT.

HAPPINESS WAS BORN A TWIN."

YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY.

I NEED TO BE HAPPY TOO.

[JAKE] OH YEAH? [NIKKI] I MEAN CAUSE AREN'T

YOU TIRED OF ALL OF THIS? [ROSE] NIKKI!

[NIKKI] I'M TIRED OF THIS.

TIRED. [ROSE] NIKKI?

[NIKKI] WHAT?!

WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS.

I KNOW IT'S BEEN REALLY ROUGH OKAY,

BUT I KNOW THAT WE CAN BE FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN BE FRIENDS.

WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE-- [SERGEANT HOOD] ATTENTION EVERYONE!

RIGHT UP THERE NOW, OKAY?

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

[CROWD] [SERGEANT HOOD] ...AGAIN!

TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

AND I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE OUR NEWLY SERGEANT

LESLIE BENNETT HERE TO SING AT THE WEDDING.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SONG.

ALL SHE NEEDS IS A LITTLE PRACTICE AND ENCOURAGEMENT

[LESLIE] NO -- BY'S, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WOULD YA?

[SERGEANT HOOD] OH C'MON!

WHO WANTS TO HEAR HER SING? HUH?

[CROWD] [JAKE] YEAH!

[LESLIE] ALRIGHT... GOD.

[LESLIE] I WILL GIVE MY LOVE AN APPLE,

WITHOUT A CORE.

I WILL GIVE MY LOVE A HOUSE,

WITHOUT A DOOR.

I WILL GIVE MY LOVE A PALACE,

WHERE IN HE MIGHT BE,

AND HE MAY UNLOCK IT

WITHOUT A KEY.

[CROWD]

[JAKE] I'M GONNA KILL YOU. [GARRISON] HELLO JAKE.

[JAKE] WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? [GARRISON] MR. EBNER HERE WAS ALL TIED UP.

BUT HE VOLUNTEERED TO COME AND TALK TO YOU.

[JAKE] HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

[GARRISON] YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN DESMOND. HE WAS CRACKERJACK.

[DES] YEAH, I PRETENDED I WAS GONNA SWIPE HIS CAR AND THEN

STEELE CAME UP BEHIND HIM AND PILLOW-CASED HIS HEAD,

GITMO-STYLE!

[GARRISON] I PROPOSE A SWAP.

OUR FRIEND NEVIL FOR MR. EBNER HERE.

[JAKE] OH YEAH?

HOW DOES MR. EBNER FEEL ABOUT THAT?

[DARYL] I HAVE A CHOICE? [JAKE] WELL YOU HAD A CHOICE

NOT TO HAVE YOUR PUNCHY GOON BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

[GARRISON] GOOD RETORT, JAKE.

[JAKE] JUST-- SHUT UP! [GARRISON] LEARNING FROM THE MASTER.

[DARYL] I'LL GIVE MY GUYS A CALL.

[DES] OW!

[JAKE] UNTIE HIM.

NOW!

[DES] SEE WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT? [GARRISON] I KNOW, I KNOW.

[DES] I DON'T EVEN--

[NEVIL] OW!

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, JUST TAKE IT EASY THERE PUNCHY.

[NEVIL] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HE'S GONNA KILL ME!

[DARYL] I'M NOT GONNA KILL YOU, NEVIL.

I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU.

[NEVIL] FROM WHO? [DARYL] THE COPS.

[NEVIL] WELL WHAT WOULD THE COPS WANT FROM ME?

[DARYL] NEVIL, YOU KILLED BRUCE BORDEN.

[NEVIL] I DIDN'T KILL HIM, YOU DID!

[DARYL] NO I DIDN'T.

[NEVIL] YOU KILLED BRUCE TO STOP HIM FROM EXPOSING THE FRAUD.

[DARYL] NO.

HE KNOW ABOUT THAT?

[NEVIL] WASN'T HE BLACKMAILING YOU?

[DARYL] NO. HE SOLD ME INSURANCE.

I THOUGHT YOU KILLED HIM BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS OF HIM

WITH GRACE.

[NEVIL] ARE YOU KIDDING? [DARYL] SO THIS WAS ALL...

[JAKE] WELL BOYS...

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO ON.

BUT IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU ALL, AND I THINK YOU'LL GET

IT ALL SORTED OUT. BYE.

[GARRISON] TAKE CARE. [DARYL] WAIT.

NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE FAKE SAMPLE EXCEPT YOU TWO GUYS

AND US.

[JAKE] YEAH, BUT I MEAN...

IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS, RIGHT?

WHO ARE WE?

HE'S JUST A HACK... WRITER.

YOU GUYS ARE ENEMIES?

TERRIBLE.

I'M LIKE LITERARILY NOBODY.

[JAKE] C'MON! DO REMEMBER THE END OF "TO KILL A MURDERER"--

[GARRISON] YOU FINISHED IT? [JAKE] NO I SKIPPED TO THE END.

[DARYL] FOLLOW THEM!

[LESLIE] WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE JAKE?

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

[JAKE] THIS...

[LESLIE] DRILLING CORE SAMPLE?

[JAKE] YEAH. ACTUALLY,

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FROM SPUDGEL'S COVE.

BUT IT'S NOT.

DARYL EBNER IS GOING TO USE IT TO CONVINCE A BUNCH OF

INVESTORS THAT HE'S FOUND SOME HUGE OIL FIND, AND THEN HE'S

GONNA RIP THEM ALL OFF OF THEIR MONEY.

[LESLIE] WELL THERE IS NO FRAUD. UNLESS THE CORE IS

REGISTERED. BECAUSE YOU HAVE IT, IT MEANS IT WON'T HAPPEN.

[JAKE] THERE IS NOTHING THAT WE CAN DO?

[LESLIE] YOU PREVENTED A CRIME JAKE. NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE

FAKE CORE, IT'LL ALL GO AWAY TILL THEY SET UP THE SKEAM

SOMEWHERE ELSE. [JAKE] THAT'S IT?

[LESLIE] IF YOU'RE ASKING THEN WHO MURDERED BRUCE BORDEN,

ALL I CAN SAY IS WE GOT OUR LEADS, OKAY?

[JAKE] WHOA.

JUST WAIT A SECOND.

[LESLIE] I'M LATE, JAKE. [JAKE] YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE LATE.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD TIME ANYWAY.

[LESLIE] GOOD TIME FOR WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[JAKE] YOUR SONG WAS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

[LESLIE] WHAT?

[JAKE] I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT US, YOU KNOW?

WE NEVER REALLY RESOLVED ANYTHING AND

I DON'T KNOW LESLIE.

MAYBE WE COULD GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT, YOU KNOW?

MAYBE?

[LESLIE] I...

I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

[JAKE] OKAY WAIT.

CAN WE MEET UP LATER?

I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

[LESLIE] JAKE...

WE'VE DONE THIS.

WE'VE BEEN HERE.

I CAN'T.

I'M SORRY.

I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

[JAKE] SO DAD, YOU KNOW,

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ON MY NERVES. IT'S WORKING.

SO JUST CALL ME BACK,

AND TELL ME WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE!

BYE.

[GARRISON] HERE WE ARE.

TWO TITANS.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW WHAT STEELE,

THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY THAT WILL MY DAY ANY WORSE.

FILL YOUR BOOTS.

[GARRISON] YOU KNOW WHY I GET SO MANY WOMEN?

[JAKE] LEMON GIN?

[GARRISON] HA HA HA.

IT'S NOT BECAUSE THEY LIKE ME, IT'S BECAUSE THEY KNOW

I ACTUALLY LIKE THEM.

YOUR MOM DIED WHEN YOU WERE 12.

SO YOU IDEALIZE WOMEN.

THEY'RE STRANGERS, SO YOU HAVE A COMPULSION

TO GET CLOSE TO EVERY SINGLE WOMAN YOU MEET.

YOU'RE GETTING AS CLOSE AS SKIN, JAKE, BUT NO CLOSER.

NOW IF I JUST HAD AN ENDING TO MY BOOK, I'D HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.

WE DON'T KNOW WHO KILLED BRUCE BORDEN.

[JAKE] I DON'T CARE. [GARRISON] BUT MAGGIE DOES.

[JAKE] NOT NECESSARILY.

[GARRISON] WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? [JAKE] GOOD QUESTION.

WE WENT WRONG WHEN WE FOLLOWED THE TRACK THAT BRUCE WAS TRYING TO EXTORT THAT OIL GUY.

[GARRISON] THE BLACKMAIL? [JAKE] THE BLACKMAIL.

WHICH YOU PRACTICALLY RAMMED DOWN HER THROAT.

[GARRISON] SHE WAS LYING THE ENTIRE TIME.

THERE WAS NO BLACKMAIL.

SHE JUST SAID THAT TO GET US OFF THE TRACK.

[JAKE] YEAH BUT SHE HAD AN ALIBI, REMEMBER THE...

THE HAIRDRESSER.

[GARRISON] THE ONE-ARMED CLIENT IN "TO KILL A MURDERER",

ALSO HAD ALIBI: THE HAIRDRESSER.

BUT IT TURNS OUT THE HAIRCUT WAS AT THE CLIENT'S HOUSE.

NO OTHER WITNESSES.

[JAKE] THE WITNESS WAS LYING.

[GARRISON] THEY ALWAYS DO.

[GARRISON] SO... LET'S GO.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT.

BUT ONLY FOR HALF AN HOUR.

[JAKE] SLAM YOUR DOOR.

[GARRISON] WHAT? [JAKE] SLAM YOUR DOOR!

[GARRISON] WHAT ARE WE DOING?

[JAKE] WE'RE PRETENDING WE'RE LOOKING FOR GLASS.

[GARRISON] WHAT GLASS? [JAKE] JUST IMPROVISE WITH ME,

OKAY? TAKE THIS.

TAKE THIS BAGGY.

HOLD IT UP TO THE LIGHT SO SHE CAN SEE.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT!

OKAY, I THINK WE GOT IT!

[MAGGIE] WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

[JAKE] HEY THERE MAGGIE.

[GARRISON] GOOD EVENING MAGGIE.

[JAKE] WE'RE JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF THE GLASS IN YOUR TIRE

HERE MATCHES THE GLASS FROM THE HEAD LIGHT IN THE CAR THAT

KILLED BRUCE. [MAGGIE] WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[GARRISON] THE WHOLE BLACKMAIL THING WAS REALLY CLEVER.

[JAKE] YEAH IT REALLY KNOCKED US OFF THE SCENT.

[GARRISON] YOU WERE JEALOUS BECAUSE BRUCE WAS HAVING AN

AFFAIR WITH GRACE. [JAKE] NOW I'M GUESSING THAT

YOU TOOK YOUR CAR, DROVE IT TO THE PARKING GARAGE. YOU GOT IN

BRUCE'S CAR, RAN HIM OVER, THEN YOU CAME HOME IN YOUR OWN

CAR AGAIN. I GUESS YOU WEREN'T COUNTING ON THE FACT THAT

YOU'D RUN OVER THE GLASS FROM THE HEADLIGHTS, HUH?

[MAGGIE] WELL... [JAKE] YEAH.

WE'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE.

SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED?

[MAGGIE] I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- I JUST-- NO I MEANT--

I MEANT TO KILL HIM.

HE WAS SUCH A BASTARD, YOU KNOW?

[GARRISON] YEAH, WE KNOW.

[CHRISTIAN] YOU'RE GOING TO DISAPPOINT SOME FELLOW?

[LESLIE] WELL, HE KEPT ME WAITING.

[CHRISTIAN] HOW LONG? [LESLIE] LONG ENOUGH.

[CHRISTIAN] SOMETHING I'LL REMEMBER NEVER TO DO.

[LESLIE] IS THAT RIGHT? [CHRISTIAN] THAT'S RIGHT.

[LESLIE] THAT'S NOT A NEWFOUNDLAND ACCENT.

[CHRISTIAN] IT USED TO BE.

BEEN AWAY A LONG TIME. [LESLIE] WHAT DO YOU DO?

[CHRISTIAN] WHATEVER I WANT.

I WON THE LOTTERY TICKET, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

SO NOW I PLAY MUSIC, HOCKEY, I TRAVEL.

I HAVE A LOT OF HOBBIES. [LESLIE] THAT SOUNDS LIKE A

LOAD OF CRAP IF I EVER HEARD ONE.

[CHRISTIAN] NO FLIES ON YOU.

[LESLIE] HOW LONG ARE YOU IN ST. JOHNS?

[CHRISTIAN] AS LONG AS YOU WANT.

[LESLIE] OH GOD.

YOU SOUND LIKE THE GUY THAT STOOD ME UP.

[CHRISTIAN] HOPEFULLY NOT AS DUMB.

[LESLIE] RIGHT, WELL IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

[CHRISTIAN] I HAVE A SIBERIAN HUSKY.

[LESLIE] GOOD FOR YOU. [CHRISTIAN] SHALL I WALK YOU?

[LESLIE] DO I LOOK LIKE A HUSKY?

[CHRISTIAN] NO. BUT YOU KNOW, CITY CRIME IS ON THE RISE.

I WOULD MAKE A GREAT ESCORT.

[LESLIE] IT'S NICE TO KNOW CHIVALRY ISN'T ENTIRELY DEAD.

EVEN IF THAT WAS A PLAY TO GET IN MY PANTS.

SEE YOU AROUND MAINLAND.

[JAKE] LESLIE JUST CALL ME BACK OKAY, WHEN YOU GET THIS.

[JAKE] UGH! [GARRISON] WHAT'S THE MATTER?

[JAKE] I CALLED HER TWICE SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE.

LOOK I GOTTA GO. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.

[GARRISON] WHAT ABOUT MAGGIE?

[JAKE] WE'LL DROP HER OFF AT THE COP SHOP ON THE WAY, ALRIGHT?

HURRY UP!

[JAKE] AH, CRAP!

MAN I MISSED IT. I MISSED MY CHANCE.

[GARRISON] EASY KILLER.

EASY, EASY.

C'MON HAVE A WHISKEY ON ME.

TWO WHISKEYS PLEASE.

SO THIS LADY...

OFFICER FRIEND...

WHAT'S HER NAME? [JAKE] LESLIE.

SERGEANT LESLIE BENNETT.

[GARRISON] THANK YOU. [GARRISON] YOU SOLVED THE

CRIME, BUT YOU DIDN'T GET THE GIRL. TOO BAD.

[GARRISON] YEAH.

ALRIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

YEAH, OKAY.

I HAVE A FEAR OF COMMITMENT,

AND I DON'T REALLY HOW TO DEAL WITH WOMEN.

OKAY "REALLY" DEAL WITH WOMEN.

YOU WERE RIGHT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[GARRISON] NO. BUT ADMITTING IT IS THE FIRST STEP. CHEERS.

OH, I CALLED MY AGENT.

GAVE HER THE PITCH FOR MY NEW BOOK TODAY.

[JAKE] GOOD FOR YOU. [GARRISON] A P.I. BOOK OBVIOUSLY.

[JAKE] OBVIOUSLY.

[GARRISON] IT'S A DEPARTURE FROM MY USUAL MATERIAL.

BUT I FEEL THIS ONE GOES DEEPER INTO THE HEART OF MY SUBJECT.

[JAKE] REALLY?

[GARRISON] HE'S A SPECIAL GUY, THE HERO.

[JAKE] IS THAT RIGHT?

I MEAN, SPECIAL. HE'S MENTALLY CHALLENGED.

BEST OF LUCK, JAKE.

KEEP ON KEEPING ON.

PLEASURE WORKING WITH YOU.

[JAKE] WHAT'S THIS? MAKING ME BREAKFAST?

I AM AN ORPHAN NO LONGER.

WELCOME HOME.

CHRISTIAN?

[CHRISTIAN] GOOD TO SEE YOU BROTHER.

[JAKE] WHERE'S DAD? [CHRISTIAN] HE'S IN BED.

WHAT?

NO HELLO FOR YOUR BIG BROTHER?

[JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[CHRISTIAN] SLAUGHTER THE FATTEST COW.

THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED.

[JAKE] WHAT? [CHRISTIAN] I'M HOME.

YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?

♪I'M NOT GONNA BE A CRUCIFIX PIN CUSHION♪

♪I'M NOT GONNA BE A VOODOO DOLL♪

♪I FLY WITH MILITARY PRECISION

THIS IS MY HOLY GROUND♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEEAAH OH YEAH♪