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[ROSE] UGH...

[ROSE] OH, TOO SOON. TOO SOON.

HEY.

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TODAY?

[MALACHY] JUST STAY IN BED. [ROSE] REALLY?

[MALACHY] YEAH.

[ROSE] WELL I WANNA GO DO A BUNCH OF SHOPPING, SO...

[MALACHY] I WANNA DO A FEW THINGS TOO.

[ROSE] I'M SURE YOU DO PAL.

I'M GONNA GO MAKE BREAKFAST.

[MALACHY] HEY, HEY, HEY.

[ROSE] I WANNA MAKE BREAKFAST.

[MALACHY] I WANNA CUDDLE.

[ROSE] [MALACHY] WHAT THE HELL?!

[ROSE] WHY IS IT WET IN HERE?

IS THE ROOF LEAKING?

WHAT IS THAT?

OH MY GOD!

[MALACHY] OH GOD.

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEEAAH OH YEEAAH♪

♪OH YEAH♪

[ZIGGY] I MEAN SERIOUSLY,

WHO WOULD THINK THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME.

WHAT? ROBBED?

I MEAN THAT'S MY LIVELIHOOD.

THAT'S MY CHIP TRUCK AND IT'S GONE.

[RICK] QUIET AT THE TABLE PLEASE.

[ZIGGY] AND SID, SID TOO, MY BEST BUD, MY DRIVER,

GONE, TOO. VANISHED.

[RICK] QUIET AT THE TABLE. [ZIGGY] SORRY.

[JAKE] CHECK.

[ZIGGY] SO ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR WHAT?

I REALLY NEED TO GET THE CHIP TRUCK BACK AND SID, OBVIOUSLY.

[RICK] ZIGGY, I'M WARNING YOU.

[ZIGGY] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT CHIP TRUCK REPRESENTS HALF OF MY FLEET.

I'D GO TO THE COPS BUT...

I DIDN'T EXACTLY ACQUIRE IN THE REGULAR MEANS

THAT ONE ACQUIRES A CHIP TRUCK. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[JAKE] ZIGGY YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES.

[SHIRLEY] MINE TOO.

SHUT UP!

YOU RED ALBINO.

ALL IN.

WHAT ABOUT YOU MAN BOY?

[JAKE] YEAH, ALL IN. [ZIGGY] JAKE, ARE YOU IN?

HUH BOY?

YES?

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

C'MON, JAKE?

JAKE, C'MON NOW.

[JAKE] YES! ALRIGHT, YES!

CHIP TRUCK WHATEVER... I'LL TAKE THE CASE.

[ZIGGY] RIGHT.

[RICK] TURN THEM OVER. [JAKE] NO NO, NO WAIT, PLEASE. ALLOW ME.

I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, FOUR KINGS.

[SHIRLEY] NOT SO FAST.

[ZIGGY] WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?

THAT'S AH-- WHAT AM I COUNTING RIGHT?

[RICK] SIX KINGS?

YEAH, YOU ARE.

[SHIRLEY] YOU SKUNK.

[RICK] ZIGGY HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING US?

[ZIGGY] WHAT?

HEY RICK, NO WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

IT WAS HIM! IT WAS HIM!

HE WAS PULLING CARDS FROM UNDERNEATH THE TABLE!

I SAW HIM! IT WAS HIM.

[JAKE] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. ZIGGY.

[ZIGGY] I PANIC UNDER PRESSURE.

[JAKE] FELLAS, LETS JUST TAKE IT EASY NOW.

I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT OKAY?

I USED TO WORK AT A GROCERY STORE WHEN I WAS A KID.

GUESS WHO USED TO SHOP LIFT THE MOST?

IT WAS ALWAYS SENIOR'S CITIZENS.

IT'S MY KIDNEY, I'M SO SORRY.

[SHIRLEY] YOU SHOULD GET THAT KIDNEY LOOKED AT YOUNG MAN.

[JAKE] C'MON, LETS GET OUT OF HERE.

[ROSE] WE SHOULD JUST THROW IT OUT.

[MALACHY] WE MIGHT NEED THIS FOR EVIDENCE.

[ROSE] THIS IS THE DUCK HE COOKED ME FOR DINNER, FOR--

[MALACHY] AWWW. HE'S THE SENTIMENTAL TYPE.

SWEET.

[ROSE] IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN IN THE HOUSE.

[MALACHY] NO? [ROSE] NO, THERE'S BEEN OTHER VISITS.

BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.

[MALACHY] SO THIS IS NORMAL FOR HIM THEN?

[ROSE] WELL THE DEAD DUCK THING IS NEW.

[MALACHY] RIGHT. [ROSE] I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.

I'VE HAD IT. I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM AND--

[MALACHY] FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THIS,

BUT YOUR "TALKING TO HIM" IS NOT GETTING THE JOB DONE.

[ROSE] YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

[MALACHY] LOOK THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

HE WAS IN OUR HOUSE LAST NIGHT, WHEN WE SLEPT, WHEN YOU SLEPT.

[ROSE] WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

[MALACHY] UM... I'M SURE I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING WHEN I SEE HIM.

[ROSE] OKAY. [MALACHY] LOOK RELAX, I'M CALM.

DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS.

[ROSE] OKAY.

[ROSE] WE GONNA TELL JAKE?

[MALACHY] NO DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO BOZO ABOUT THIS.

HE'LL END UP IN JAIL FOR GOD SAKES. LEAVE IT TO ME.

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

[JAKE] HEY, YOU REMEMBER ZIGGY?

[MALACHY] HEY ZIGGY.

[JAKE] WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

[MALACHY] DEAD MOUSE IN THE WALL SOMEWHERE.

[MALACHY] WHEN DID YOUR TRUCK GO MISSING?

[ZIGGY] ALRIGHT, TWO NIGHTS AGO, I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE FROM WHERE.

I'D ASK THE DRIVER, BUT LIKE I WAS TELLING JAKE HERE,

HE'S GONE MISSING TOO. NOW THAT'S SID BAVIS

AND HE'S MY BEST BUDDY. HE'S HALF THE BUSINESS.

I'VE TALKED TO THAT MAN EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NOW POOF!

I HAVEN'T SEEN A THING ON HIM SINCE THURSDAY.

[MALACHY] WHAT ABOUT JUST PHONING THE COPS?

[ZIGGY] YEAH WELL, I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY INSURANCE PER SAY

AND MY PERMITS AREN'T EVEN EXACTLY UP TO DATE, ACCORDING TO CITY HALL PER SAY,

AND I GOT A COUPLE OF SPEEDING TICKETS PER SAY.

[JAKE] SPEEDING TICKETS?

FOR A CHIP TRUCK?

[ZIGGY] WELL BRAKES ARE A LITTLE DODGY.

ALRIGHT SO, HERE IS THE INFORMATION ON THE TRUCK,

PLATE NUMBER AND ALL.

I MEAN THIS HUGE ZIGGY PEEL GOOD TRUCK I MEAN YOU CAN'T

MISS IT ALRIGHT?

NOW I NEEDS THAT TRUCK.

TIME IS MONEY, EH?

[JAKE] WE'LL LOOK INTO IT.

IF ANYTHING TURNS UP I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

[ZIGGY] YOU'RE DA MAN!

LISTEN, SORRY AGAIN ABOUT THROWING YOU UNDER THE BUS AT

THE CARD GAME.

IT'S LIKE A NERVOUS TICK OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?

[JAKE] YEAH, FORGET ABOUT IT.

[ZIGGY] ALRIGHT.

[MALACHY] SEE YA ZIGGY.

IT'S TIME YOU STARTED TO LEARN TO PLAY WITH OTHERS.

[JAKE] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[MALACHY] I HAVE THINGS TO DO.

I'VE INVITED THE NIPPER IN TO HELP YOU FOR A FEW DAYS.

HE'S GOTTA LEARN ON SOMETHING.

[JAKE] IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE?

[MALACHY] YOU'RE ACTING LIKE WHEN I DROPPED YOU OFF AT YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

DON'T CRY THIS TIME OKAY?

GOOD BOY.

[DES] SEE YA MAL. [MALACHY] SEE YA DES.

[DES] SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

DO A STEAK OUT, OR...

BE A GOOD TIME TO CATCH UP. WHERE YOU GOING?

[DES] IN THAT VIDEO GAME IS WHERE I LEARNED ABOUT STRING THEORY.

BECAUSE I MEAN, WE COULD BE LIVING

IN LIKE A TEN OR NINE DIMENSIONAL UNIVERSE

AND LIKE THE THREE DIMENSIONAL UNIVERSE WE KNOW AND LOVE,

WOULD LIKE, BE LIKE BORING AS HELL. RIGHT?

AND I MEAN OKAY IMAGINE EVERY LITTLE MOLECULE RIGHT

AND DEEP INSIDE THEM ARE THESE LITTLE STRINGS

THAT MAKE UP THE UNIVERSE, LIKE STRINGS ON A GUITAR, RIGHT

LIKE STRINGS ON A GUITAR AND IF YOU PLAY THE STRINGS

THEN TIME AND SPACE CHANGES BECAUSE EVERYTHING,

EVERYTHING IS CONTROLLED BY VIBRATIONS.

I PLAYS DRUMS, RIGHT-- [JAKE] DES!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SHUT UP!

[DES] OKAY, BOY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MYSELF.

[JAKE] HEY THERE. [DONNA] HEY.

[JAKE] HI.

LISTEN ISN'T THIS NORMALLY WHERE ZIGGY'S TRUCK IS PARKED TO?

[DONNA] HE DON'T OWN THE SPOT. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE.

[JAKE] HAVE YOU SEEN ZIGGY'S TRUCK AROUND IN A WHILE?

[DONNA] COULDN'T SAY.

MY CHIPS BLOW ZIGGY'S OUT OF THE WATER ANY DAY.

I'M OBLIVIOUS TO THE COMPETITION.

[DES] I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

I'LL HAVE A MEDIUM FRIES PLEASE.

WHAT? IT'S BREAKFAST.

[JAKE] SO YOUR CHIPS ARE BETTER THAN ZIGGY'S, HUH?

[DONNA] ASK YOUR FATHER. MALACHY, HE LOVES THEM.

[JAKE] OKAY WHAT'S WITH THE FROZEN GOODS BACK THERE WITH THE ZIGGY'S LABEL ON THEM?

[DONNA] I DIDN'T STEAL 'EM, BOYS.

[DES] THESE ARE GOOD.

[DONNA] SOME MISSUS FROM OUT WEST SOMEWHERE CAME INTO A FEW

BAGS SOMEHOW. SO I TOOK THEM OFF HER HANDS FOR A BARGAIN.

[JAKE] SOME MISSUS FROM OUT WEST SOMEWHERE?

[DONNA] I COULDN'T SAY HER NAME. SHE'S HANGING AROUND

THOUGH. GORGEOUS RED HEAD.

SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL DOG WITH HER TOO.

[JAKE] THANKS. [DES] THANKS--

[JAKE] YE.

[LESLIE] I HOPE JAKE'S NOT SENDING HIS DAD TO GET INFORMATION NOW.

[MALACHY] THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JAKE.

[LESLIE] WHAT'S IT ABOUT? [MALACHY] CHARACTER NAMED

MARTIN POOLE. BEEN STALKING MY GIRLFRIEND. LAST NIGHT HE

BROKE INTO MY HOUSE. [LESLIE] REALLY?

YOU GOT EVIDENCE OF THAT?

[MALACHY] JUST A ROTTING DUCK CARCASS HE LEFT IN MY BED.

CONSIDER THIS A FORMAL COMPLAINT.

[LESLIE] OKAY BUT WE GOTTA GO THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS

MR. DOYLE.

WE CAN BUILD A CASE AGAINST HIM.

[MALACHY] I AM. HANG ON TO THOSE.

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HEADS UP. THIS GUY'S A WEIRDO.

[LESLIE] LOOK MAL, THIS GUY POOLE,

HE REGISTERED WHEN HE GOT INTO TOWN AND...

YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME...

BUT HE'S ALREADY GOT A COMPLAINT AGAINST YA.

[MALACHY] EXCUSE ME? [LESLIE] HE SAID YOU HIRED AN

EX-COP. [MALACHY] WHAT?

[LESLIE] REECE HERE...

TO TRY AND PLANT DRUGS IN HIS HOTEL ROOM.

[MALACHY] LOOK HE WAS NEVER GONNA DO ANYTHING.

[LESLIE] AND REECE'S RECORD ISN'T EXACTLY CLEAN EITHER MAL.

[MALACHY] THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

[LESLIE] I KNOW.

I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.

OFF THE RECORD.

[MALACHY] THANK YOU, APPRECIATE IT.

[LESLIE] JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING FOOLISH.

[MALACHY] CAN'T BET ON THAT.

[DES] HELLO. [BROOKE] HEY.

[DES] NICE DOG. [BROOKE] THANKS DUDE.

[JAKE] SO WHERE YOU FROM THERE UH...

[BROOKE] BROOKE. [JAKE] WELL BROOKE,

WHERE DID YOU GET THE HAT?

[BROOKE] FOUND IT ON MY TRAVELS.

[JAKE] GUESS YOU FOUND THOSE FROZEN POTATOES YOU SOLD TO

THE OTHER CHIP TRUCK LADY?

YOU DIDN'T GO A STEAL A CHIP TRUCK NOW, DID YOU BROOKE?

[BROOKE] DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE.

[JAKE] RIGHT.

SO WHERE DID YOU GET THE FROZEN POTATOES THEN?

[BROOKE] I JUST BEEN CRASHING IN THE TRUCK, I SWEAR.

IT'S OUTTA THE WIND AND NOBODY BOTHERS ME.

[DES] YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING IN THE CHIP TRUCK?

[BROOKE] YEAH, IT WAS ABANDONED WHEN I FOUND IT.

[DES] COOL MAN. [JAKE] WHERE IS THE CHIP TRUCK

NOW? [BROOKE] IT'S NOT FAR FROM HERE.

SOMETHING COVE...

COOKIE... CUDDIE...

[JAKE] CUCKOLD'S COVE? [BROOKE] THAT'S IT.

[JAKE] RIGHT.

HAVE A SAFE TRIP BACK.

[DES] YEAH, HAVE A SAFE TRIP BACK.

SEE YA.

[DES] CASE SOLVED! MAN, I'M GOOD LUCK.

[JAKE] WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?

PUT THEM ON. [DES] WHERE IS THIS GOING MAN?

TWO MEN, CHIP TRUCK, ALONE IN A SECLUDED AREA.

[JAKE] JUST RELAX. [DES] I DON'T KNOW MAN.

[JAKE] WE'RE ABOUT TO ENTER A CRIME SCENE! YOU HAVE TO BE

CAREFUL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT YOU TOUCH. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

[DES] YEAH I UNDERSTAND. I'M NOT STUPID, YOU KNOW.

[JAKE] YES YOU ARE. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IN FACT, STAY HERE. DON'T FOLLOW ME.

DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. JUST...

[DES] WHAT AM I GONNA TOUCH?

NOTHING TO TOUCH.

[JAKE] WHAT THE HELL? [DES] WHOA! WHOA!

NO WAY! A BULLETPROOF VEST?!

[JAKE] YEAH. [DES] LIKE A REAL ONE?

[JAKE] YES!

LOOK AT THIS. [DES] IS THAT A--

[JAKE] WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT TOUCHING THINGS?

IT'S A BULLET.

WHO KNEW THE CHIP TRUCK GAME WAS SUCH A HARD RACKET.

C'MON.

[DES] HOW MANY TRUCKS HE GOT?

[JAKE] TWO.

THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S NOT STOLEN.

[DES] SO ZIGGY GIVES OUT BULLETPROOF VEST AS STANDARD ISSUE?

HE MUST GO THROUGH A LOT OF STAFF.

[JAKE] HOLD ON.

DOYLE.

[NIKKI] HI. [JAKE] OH HEY, WHAT'S UP?

[NIKKI] I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SETTLEMENT, JAKE.

[JAKE] OH NIKKI I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

I TOLD YOU, YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING, ALRIGHT?

[NIKKI] NO, NO. OKAY IT'S NOT THAT.

IT'S JUST I FOUND YOUR MOTHER'S RING.

I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE IT.

[JAKE] I DON'T WANT IT. [NIKKI] DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

[JAKE] LOOK IF THE THING IS CURSED OKAY? MY MOM WEARS IT,

SHE DIES, YOU WEAR IT, WE GET A DIVORCE, YOU KNOW GIVE IT TO THAT GUY ON TV.

HE PAYS CASH FOR REAL GOLD.

OR YOU COULD BOIL IT DOWN YOU KNOW MAKE SOME NICE EARRINGS OUT OF IT.

[NIKKI] CAN YOU BE SERIOUS PLEASE, JUST FOR ONE SECOND?

[DES] JAKE?!

[JAKE] NO I-- [DES] JAKE?!

[JAKE] COULD YOU-- I GOTTA--

I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

WHAT?!

[NIKKI] OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO GO.

[ZIGGY]

[ZIGGY] OH HEY, IT'S ALL GOOD.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

THE FAT WAS HARDLY TURNED ON...

[NIKKI] TWO MORE SECONDS AND

THESE WOULD HAVE BEEN READY TO SERVE.

[ZIGGY] WHO'S HE? [DES] OH I'M DES, HIS PARTNER.

[NIKKI] IT'S A SECOND-DEGREE BURN. BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THEM LIGHTLY WRAPPED AND CLEAN AND DRY

AND THE SILVADENE SHOULD DO THE REST.

[ZIGGY] ALRIGHT, YOU'RE AN ANGEL AND YOU'RE HOT.

I LIKE ANGELS-- [NIKKI] HAVE A NICE DAY.

[ZIGGY] ...WHO ARE HOT. [JAKE] JUST... PLEASE.

[NIKKI] HEY.

[JAKE] HEY.

PLEASE...

AT LEAST-- JUST-- CAN YOU TAKE IT FOR MAL?

[JAKE] FOR-- WHAT'S MAL GONNA DO WITH IT?

GIVE IT TO ROSE?

THAT'LL GO OVER WELL.

I MEAN I ALREADY RUINED ONE RELATIONSHIP SO I DON'T WANNA

BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIRS, YOU KNOW?

[NIKKI] WELL HE MIGHT--

I'M SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[JAKE] ROSE IS A GREAT GAL BUT, I MEAN I'M PRETTY SURE

SHE DOESN'T WANT MY DEAD MOM'S RING.

[NIKKI] NOT THAT PART.

YOU...

IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE AWARE

THAT IT WAS YOU WHO RUINED OUR MARRIAGE.

THAT'S-- THAT SHOWS GROWTH. REALLY.

[JAKE] THE RING IS YOURS.

IT ALWAYS WAS, REGARDLESS TO WHATEVER MESS YOU MADE,

I MADE TO OUR MARRIAGE.

[NIKKI] JAKE IT'S NOT--

[JAKE] MY MOTHER WOULD HAVE WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT.

SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU.

SHE'D WANT YOU TO BE THE KEEPER OF THAT RING.

[NIKKI] IF YOU'D SAID THAT TO ME WHEN WE WERE MARRIED,

THEN MAYBE WE WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.

[JAKE] MAYBE.

OR MAYBE I JUST SAID IT TO YOU BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT BACK.

[NIKKI] AND THERE IS THE REASON WHY WE'RE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.

TELL YOUR FRIEND TO USE THE CREAM.

[JAKE] I WILL.

[DES] SO YOU NEVER SAW ANY FACES?

[ZIGGY] DID YOU NOTICE THE MASKS? [DES] YEAH I DID,

BUT MAYBE THEY PUT THE MASKS ON AFTER THEY ATTACKED YOU.

DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

[JAKE] JUST-- WOULD YOU-- GIMME THAT.

SIT DOWN.

[ZIGGY] YOUR PARTNER HERE IS GRILLING ME.

[JAKE] HE IS NOT MY PARTNER.

WHY DO YOU HAVE BULLETPROOF VESTS INSIDE YOUR CHIP TRUCK?

[ZIGGY] I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR SID, OKAY?

[DES] YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LIAR MAN.

[JAKE] SHUT UP!

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LIAR.

[ZIGGY] LOOK I DIDN'T HIRE YOU GUYS TO CALL ME NAMES,

JUST TAKE ME TO MY TRUCK.

[JAKE] OKAY.

[JAKE] YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THERE, CHA CHI?

[ZIGGY] NO, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS STILL

HERE, YOU KNOW? [JAKE] RIGHT.

AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON?

[ZIGGY] NO HONESTLY GUYS, YOU GOTTA ASK SID, ALRIGHT?

AND I'M WORRIED TO DEATH ABOUT HIM. YOU GOTTA FIND HIM ALRIGHT?

[JAKE] OKAY, WELL IF THIS IS A MISSING PERSON'S CASE,

WE REALLY DO HAVE TO GO TO THE COPS.

[ZIGGY] WELL NO, YOU CAN'T CAUSE SID HAS GOT PROBATION IN

CORNER BROOK AND IF THEY FIND HIM HERE IN ST. JOHNS,

THEN THEY'RE GONNA PUT HIM IN JAIL FOR B&E.

[JAKE] RIGHT.

WELL WE FOUND YOUR TRUCK.

NOW YOU GOTTA PAY ME.

[ZIGGY] AH, C'MON JAKE.

YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT.

I'LL GET YOU YOUR MONEY.

LOOK, I'LL THROW IN A BONUS.

YEAH?

[JAKE] A BONUS? [ZIGGY] YEAH,

BUT YOU GOTTA FIND SID.

[JAKE] LOOK I DO KNOW YOU!

SO I'LL KEEP LOOKING.

BUT I'M GONNA KEEP THIS TRUCK AS COLLATERAL.

I HOPE YOU CAN DRIVE.

[DES] YEAH. YEAH!

[JAKE] OH MY GOD, IT SMELLS LIKE A DEEP FRYER IN HERE.

I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL MY CHOLESTEROL GOING UP.

[DES] ACTUALLY, MOST FOOD TODAY IS COOKED IN

NON-HYDROGENATED OILS, WHICH IS ACTUALLY LOWER IN

TRANS FATS.

[JAKE] REALLY? [DES] UH HUH.

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR ANYWAY?

[JAKE] YOU WANNA LEARN OR NOT?

[DES] YEAH.

[JAKE] ZIGGY WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BACK THERE,

WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT. ALRIGHT?

[DES] OKAY. [JAKE] FOCUS.

[DES] OKAY. BUT IF YOU THINK HE'S HOLDING OUT, WHY ARE WE HELPING?

[JAKE] BECAUSE YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO HELP PEOPLE.

[JAKE] AH!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[DES] SOMEONE LIKES THE BASS.

[JAKE] "709 CLICK, DEMO". [DES] OH 709 CLICK!

OH MAN THEY'RE LAST MIXED TAPE WAS OFF THE CHAIN, REALLY SPOKE TO A GENERATION IN FLUX.

[JAKE] IS THAT RIGHT?

WHERE WILL WE FIND THEM YOU MOPE?

[DES] THE WEBSITE.

[JAKE] WHY DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF TINNY ON YOUR LAPTOP?

[DES] SHE WAS PROBABLY PLAYING AROUND WITH IT EARLIER AND--

[TINNY] WHY DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ME ON YOUR LAPTOP?

[DES] UH...

OKAY LOOK, I WAS GONNA MAKE A FAMILY TREE FOR YOU GUYS.

I WAS STARTING WITH THE YOUNGEST PERSON AND THAT

WAS YOU.

[JAKE] DID YOU TELL HER ALL ABOUT YOUR STRING THEORY?

[DES] NO, LOOK OKAY HERE, LOOK.

THAT'S SPINS MAGEE, THE MC.

LIVES JUST OFF QUIDI VIDI ROAD.

[JAKE] THAT'S RIGHT WHERE WE FOUND THE CHIP TRUCK.

[TINNY] 709 CLICK? [DES] YEAH, YOU KNOW THEM?

[TINNY] YEAH A BUNCH OF SKEETS FROM THE GUT TRYING TO BE

GANGSTER. [DES] I TOTALLY AGREE.

[TINNY] TOTALLY PATHETIC. [DES] PATHETIC, YEAH.

[JAKE] THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A POSER, IS THERE?

GET THE ADDRESS.

WE'LL GO PAY THE FUNKY BUNCH THERE A VISIT.

♪I GOT MY NAME ON THE BACK SEAT OF THE BUS♪

♪IF YOU DON'T SIT BACK THERE YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH US♪

♪CBS THINKS YOU'RE TOUGH♪

♪THEY CAME IN THERE AND TRIED TO GET ROUGH♪

♪BUT WE PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE BY PUNCHING THEM IN THE FACE♪

[WIGGS] HEY GUYS.

[JAKE] WHAT ARE YA AT? [SPINS] NOTHING.

[JAKE] WHICH ONE OF YOU IS "SPINS MAGOO"?

[SPINS] THAT'S "MAGEE" MAN. [JAKE] RIGHT SORRY, MR. MAGEE.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME INFORMATION ABOUT A TRUCK THAT WENT MISSING.

BIG, WHITE, FULL OF POTATOES?

[WIGGS] WHAT ARE YOU COPS, OR SOMETHING?

[DES] YEAH, WE'RE THE LAW. [JAKE] NO, WE'RE NOT COPS.

THIS HERE IS A PHOTO OF THE DRIVER, LOOK FAMILIAR?

[WIGGS] NAH! [JAKE] "NAH"?

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

[WIGGS] THAT DON'T PROVE NOTHING.

A LOT OF CATS GOT THAT DEMO.

IT'S AN UNDERGROUND CLASSIC.

[JAKE] IS THAT RIGHT? [WIGGS] YEAH.

SEE?

[JAKE] WHO ARE YOU MISSY? [WIGGS] WIGGS.

WIGGS DINNER.

[DES] WELL WIGGS, THAT'S SOME NICE PICS.

I REALLY LIKE THE ONE WITH THE BULLETPROOF VEST, LIKE THE ONE WE FOUND IN THE TRUCK.

[WIGGS] WHAT BULLETPROOF VEST?

[JAKE] LETS SEE...

LOOKS LIKE YOUR SIZE, EH?

HUH?

[SPINS]

[JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU MORONS? PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME THAT YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING EACH OTHER?

[WIGGS] 709 CLICK INITIATION DAWG!

[JAKE] OH MY GOD. OKAY YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN YOU LOOK OBVIOUSLY.

YOU EITHER TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW, OR YOU CAN TALK TO THE COPS. IT'S ENTIRELY UP TO YOU.

[WIGGS] OKAY.

WE TOOK A LITTLE SPIN IN THAT CHIP HOOPTY TO THE DOWNTOWN THE OTHER NIGHT.

DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE BUS. WHAT WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

[JAKE] CALL YOUR PARENTS FOR A RIDE MAYBE?

NOT STEAL A CHIP TRUCK?

WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?

[SPINS] OUTSIDE THE "INN OF OLDE".

[DES] YOU SEE THE DRIVER? [SPINS] NO MAN.

LOOK, WE JUST TOOK THE TRUCK FOR A JOY RIDE HOME.

THAT'S ALL.

[JAKE] RIGHT. [WIGGS] OKAY, WHAT ABOUT OUR

JACKET? [JAKE] JUST TRY NOT TO GET

SHOT. [DES] YEAH, OR AT LEAST WERE A

HEAVY SWEATER. [JAKE] DES?! DES?!

GET IN THE CAR!

[DES] WHAT ARE WE DOING?

[JAKE] WE'RE STAKING OUT SID'S PLACE TO SEE IF HE COMES HOME.

[DES] MAN, THIS IS LIKE CAMPING.

[JAKE] DES, CAN YOU PLEASE TRY NOT ACT LIKE SUCH A WEIRDO FOR

AT LEAST 5 MINUTES?

[DES] OKAY, GEEZ.

[JAKE] WHOA, WHOA.

IS THAT SID?

[THUG #1]

[SID] I WAS JUST CHECKING-- I WAS JUST CHECKING ME MAIL!

[JAKE] HEY!

[THUG #2] [JAKE] HEY!

[DES] THAT WAS NUTS.

[JAKE] DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A GLASS EYE TO YOU?

[DES] YEAH, IT DOES.

[JAKE] SID'S GOT ONE HELL OF A KICK.

[MARTIN] C'MON SHOOT! SHOOT!

OH!

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YA?

THAT'S QUITE THE ENTRANCE.

[MALACHY] YEAH, A LITTLE BIT LOUDER THAN YOUR'S WAS, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

THAT'S YOUR LAST DRINK IN NEWFOUNDLAND.

ENJOY IT.

[MARTIN] AM I GOING SOMEWHERE?

[MALACHY] YEAH, THE COPS ARE BUILDING A DANDY LITTLE CASE

AGAINST YA. LAST CHANCE TO LEAVE THE PROVINCE A FREE MAN.

[MARTIN] WELL DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

BUT I'M GOING WITH MY WIFE.

[MALACHY] PLENTY OF PERFECTLY GOOD WIVES WAITING FOR BACK

IN THE PENN.

YOU KNOW?

MORE YOUR TYPE I'D SAY.

[MARTIN] YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY.

I'M SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR ROSIE.

[MALACHY] "ROSE". [MARTIN] WHAT?

[MALACHY] HER NAME IS "ROSE" AND YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE HER ALONE.

[MARTIN] AM I? [MALACHY] YEAH.

[MARTIN] YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK YOU'RE REALLY GETTING THIS. I THINK THAT...

SHE'S ENJOYING THIS A LOT MORE THAN YOU THINK.

[MALACHY] I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKEN. [MARTIN] I DON'T THINK

I AM MISTAKEN. I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MISTAKEN.

SHE'S A HELL OF A WOMAN MY "ROSIE".

SHE LIKES A LITTLE EXCITEMENT IN HER LIFE. SHE LIKES A LITTLE DANGER, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT?

[MALACHY] WELL, I AIN'T GOT NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO YA. SO...

GOOD BYE MARTIN. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.

[MARTIN] NOW YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER,

BOY THAT'S TASTY.

WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.

VERY SWEET.

[MALACHY] SORRY? [MARTIN] YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!

TASTY!

I WAS WATCHING HER SLEEP THE OTHER NIGHT.

WOW! DELECTABLE.

NOW THE YOUNG ONE'S NOT REALLY MY THING NORMALLY.

BUT IN HER CASE I THINK I CAN FEEL A CHANGE OF POLICY LOOMING.

[MARTIN] THERE YA GO! LET IT RIP BABY!

[MARTIN] THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?

[MARTIN] YOU'RE WORRIED!

[MALACHY] STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!

[MARTIN] C'MON BABY, C'MON!

IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

C'MON! YOU GOTTA HAVE MORE THAN THAT.

SOMEBODY GET 911!

I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS!

THIS MAN'S A MENACE!

[ZIGGY] THEY'RE BULGARIAN.

[JAKE] WHAT DID THEY WANT ZIGGY?

[ZIGGY] THOSE GUYS RUN DRUGS OUT OF THIS CLUB DOWNTOWN,

RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM WHERE SID SETS UP SHOP. I MEAN

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HE GOT INVOLVED SOMEHOW.

[JAKE] OH YEAH, MAYBE HE GOT INVOLVED SOMEHOW?

WHEN WE FOUND THE TRUCK YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

IT WAS THE DRUGS, WASN'T IT?

[ZIGGY] NO! WAIT, IT WAS NOT DRUGS.

[JAKE] ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? ZIGGY, JUST GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

WE'RE DONE. WE'RE DONE, THIS CASE IS OVER.

[ZIGGY] OKAY JAKE, ALRIGHT. OKAY.

THEY WERE PAYING SID A CUT TO KEEP THE COKE IN THE TRUCK

UNTIL THEY MOVED IT.

IT WAS OFF-SITE BUT NEARBY. ALRIGHT?

[JAKE] SO THEY WERE USING THE TRUCK AS A STASH?

[ZIGGY] THAT WAS SID'S DEAL.

BUT I KNEW IF I TOLD YOU, YOU WOULDN'T DO IT.

[DES] COULD HAVE GOT HURT MAN.

[ZIGGY] HELLO?

[YANA] SO SID TELLS ME THAT HE DOES NOT HAVE IT.

HE'S TOO FRIGHTENED TO LIE.

SO I'M THINKING MAYBE YOU HAVE IT AFTER ALL.

[ZIGGY] YANA, HONESTLY I DON'T.

[YANA] AH, IT'S A SHAME CAUSE NOW IT'S LOOKING LIKE YOU'LL NEED A NEW DRIVER.

[ZIGGY] WAIT! [YANA] I GIVE YOU 2 HOURS,

OTHERWISE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IS DEAD HERE. YAH?

[ZIGGY] SID IS DONE IF WE DON'T BRING THAT STASH BACK TO THE CLUB IN 2 HOURS.

[JAKE] SHAG YOUR PAROLE, WE GO TO THE COPS NOW.

[ZIGGY] NO WE CAN'T GO TO THE COPS BOSS!

IF YOU WON'T HELP ME, I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, WHERE'S THE CLUB?

[DES] YEAH, WHERE'S THE CLUB?

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, YOU GUYS LET ME DO THE TALKING ALRIGHT?

[ZIGGY] I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS THING.

[JAKE] YOU HEARD ME. [ZIGGY] I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

[JAKE] I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO YOU.

LOOK FAMILIAR?

MY NAME IS JAKE DOYLE.

YOU MUST BE YANA?

[YANA] WHERE IS MY PACKAGE? [JAKE] SEEMS LIKE THE TRUCK

WAS STOLEN, AND YOUR STASH WAS TAKEN TOO.

[YANA] IS THAT SO? [JAKE] YEAH, I'M WORKING ON A

NUMBER OF LEADS.

[ZIGGY] WE'LL HAVE IT IN 2 HOURS!

[YANA] 2 HOURS? [ZIGGY] YEAH, WE'LL GET IT IN

2 HOURS. JAKE HERE IS A PRIVATE DETECTIVE, HE'S THE

BEST IN TOWN, AND HE'LL FIND IT. RIGHT JAKE?

JAKE? SORRY... JAKE.

[YANA] SO GET STARTED.

OTHERWISE, WHAT SID...

HE'S...

HE'S SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES.

SO GO!

[JAKE] IT'S NICE MEETING YOU.

[YANA] NO.

[JAKE] I TOLD YOU TO LET ME DO THE TALKING.

[ZIGGY] I TOLD YOU, I PANICS UNDER PRESSURE.

[JAKE] LOOKS LIKE WIGGS HAS GONE AND UPED HER STREET CRED.

[DES] I SAW ON THEIR WEBSITE, WIGGS BAILED ON 709 CLICK OUTTA THE BLUE.

HER AND SPINS ARE BEEFIN' NOW.

[JAKE] AIN'T THAT A SHAME?

WHY DO HAVE BINOCULARS?

THEY'RE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. PUT THEM AWAY.

PUT THEM AWAY. YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON.

[DES] NO FUN.

[MARTIN] HEY COPPER.

WE'RE NOT THAT DIFFERENT YOU AND ME.

YOU REALIZE IF CIRCUMSTANCES WERE SOMEHOW DIFFERENT,

YOU AND ME MIGHT EVEN HAVE BEEN GOOD FRIENDS.

[MALACHY] MAYBE WE CAN GO FOR A BEER LATER.

[MARTIN] DON'T BE LIKE THAT, C'MON NOW.

THINK ABOUT IT.

I CAN THINK OF AT LEAST-- WELL TWO THINGS THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON.

[MALACHY] PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME.

[MARTIN] 1) WE BOTH WANT THE SAME WOMAN.

AND 2) WE'RE BOTH THE TYPE OF INDIVIDUALS WHO MIGHT JUST DO

ANYTHING TO GET HER.

AND LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN US.

[MALACHY] YOU'RE A REAL SCUMBAG, YOU KNOW THAT?

[MARTIN] GUARD, HE'S BOTHERING ME.

SO THE WHOLE REST OF THIS DAY, ALL I GOTTA DO NOW IS JUST THINK OF SOMETHING

THAT I MIGHT BUY FOR ROSIE FOR TONIGHT.

SEE YA.

[MALACHY] SO, YOU LET THE VIOLENT EX-CON WALK FREE BUT ME,

I GET TO SPEND THE NIGHT.

[LESLIE] I SPOKE TO THE WITNESSES, I SAW THE FOOTAGE,

YOU ASSAULTED HIM UNPROVOKED. HE'S PRESSING CHARGES.

[MALACHY] YEAH, OF COURSE HE IS.

[LESLIE] IF YOU HAVE MORE EVIDENCE YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE

WITH THE POLICE I'M ALL EARS MR. DOYLE.

[MALACHY] NO.

HE'S SMART, I'M AN IDIOT.

[LESLIE] YOU CAN GET BAIL TOMORROW. I'M SORRY.

[MALACHY] YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB CONSTABLE.

[LESLIE] IT'S...

IT'S "SERGEANT" ACTUALLY.

[MALACHY] OH, CONGRATULATIONS.

ANY CHANCE OF MAKING A PHONE CALL?

[LESLIE] SURE. [ROSE] WHAT?

MALACHY YOU'RE WHAT?

[MALACHY] WHERE'S TINNY? [ROSE] WITH JAKE.

[MALACHY] THANK GOD.

I CALLED HIM, THERE WAS NO ANSWER.

[ROSE] MALACHY, ARE YOU INSANE?

[MALACHY] LOOK, MARTIN THREATENED TINNY.

PLUS... NEVER MIND.

I DID EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED ME TO DO.

[ROSE] I'M COMING DOWN THERE.

[MALACHY] NO.

YOU JUST LOCK THE FRIGGIN DOORS, PUT ON THE ALARM AND

CALL JAKE OR ANYONE.

DON'T BE ALONE IN THAT HOUSE TONIGHT.

[ROSE] OKAY, I LOVE YOU, OKAY.

[MALACHY] YEAH, ME TOO. BYE.

[TINNY] HEY.

[WIGGS] WHAT YOU NEED MAN?

[TINNY] I GOT 80, WHAT DOES THAT GET ME?

[WIGGS] DON'T WORRY BLOOD, I GOT YOU.

SISTAS GONNA WORK IT OUT, AIGHT?

[TINNY] AIGHT.

[WIGGS] GO SAY HELLO TO MY GIRL OVER THERE.

[TINNY] ALRIGHT I GOT HER. SWARM, SWARM, SWARM!

[JAKE] HEY, HEY!

WHERE YOU GOING WIGGS?

[WIGGS] LET GO OF ME!

[JAKE] DES, YOU NEED SOME HELP THERE?

[DES] SHE'S REALLY STRONG.

[JAKE] QUITE THE LITTLE ENTERPRISE YOU GOT GOING WIGGS.

[WIGGS] YOU AIN'T NO COP!

[JAKE] NO I'M NOT A COP.

BUT IF I CALL THEM THEY'LL BE HERE IN SECONDS.

[WIGGS] I AIN'T SCARED OF THE COPS, I'M ONLY 15.

[TINNY] I BET YOU'D BE SCARED OF THE BAY GIRLS THAT'LL BE LOCKED UP WITH YOU IN JUVIE?

I BET THEY HAVE A HEALTHY APPETITE FOR WIGGS DINNER.

[WIGGS] WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ANYWAY?

[JAKE] OKAY LOOK.

YOU STOLE A STASH FROM THAT CHIP TRUCK, AND I NEED IT BACK.

SO GIVE IT TO ME OR I CALL THE COPS RIGHT NOW.

[WIGGS] IT'S IN MY DAD'S GARAGE.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT.

NICE WORK.

I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE RANCH.

[TINNY] YEAH.

[ROSE] OH MY GOD.

NO.

NO, NO, NO.

I NEED SOMETHING.

OH MY GOD.

[NIKKI] [ROSE] NIKKI.

[NIKKI] GOD! ROSE, WHAT-- [ROSE] I'M SO SORRY.

[NIKKI] ARE YOU-- ARE YOU OKAY ROSE?

[ROSE] I'M FINE. I'M GOOD.

I'M SO SORRY.

[NIKKI] I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR JAKE.

I COULDN'T GET HIM ON HIS PHONE.

[ROSE] YOU WANNA GO FOR A DRINK? LIKE RIGHT NOW?

[NIKKI] OKAY.

[ROSE] I NEED ONE. [NIKKI] SURE.

[ROSE] GOOD, I'LL GET MY COAT.

[NIKKI] ALRIGHT.

[NIKKI] HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

[ROSE] OH YEAH, NO I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?

[NIKKI] WELL, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK,

AND I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS.

IT'S JAKES MOM'S.

WILL YOU TAKE IT?

I JUST-- IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME.

[ROSE] IT SURE AS HELL DOESN'T BELONG TO ME.

[NIKKI] I KNOW, I KNOW OKAY.

BUT JAKE REFUSES TO TAKE IT.

SO IF YOU JUST HOLD ON TO IT, MAYBE SOMEDAY, YOU KNOW

SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY MIGHT WANT IT.

[ROSE] IT'S BEAUTIFUL. [NIKKI] YOU KNOW WHEN HE FIRST GAVE IT TO ME,

I KNEW THAT HE WAS SERIOUS.

EVEN THOUGH THE REST OF EVERYTHING WAS COMPLETE BULL, THAT RING

FOR A SECOND THAT RING HAD ME CONVINCED.

[ROSE] HAD YOU CONVINCED...

[NIKKI] ARE YOU OKAY? [ROSE] NEVER BETTER.

I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO.

[WIGGS] DAD?!

[ALBERT] SAMANTHA?!

[DES] HEY! HEY! HEY! [ALBERT] STOP! STOP! STOP!

[JAKE] THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EVIDENCE.

[ALBERT] SAMANTHA?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING DRUGS?

[WIGGS] DAD I'M NOT DOING DRUGS, I'M JUST SELLING THEM.

CHILLAX. [ALBERT] IT'S ALRIGHT,

EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT NOW.

[JAKE] NOT EVERYTHING. [ZIGGY] STASH IS GONE.

[JAKE] I DON'T SEE ANY CARDS LEFT TO PLAY THERE BUDDY.

[ZIGGY] WHEN ME AND SID WERE 11, HE SAVED MY LIFE.

[JAKE] OH YEAH?

[ZIGGY] YEAH.

I STARTED TO CHOKE.

I COULDN'T BREATH.

BUT SID STEPPED UP.

HE HEIMLICH ME AND GAVE ME MOUTH TO MOUTH

BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE.

HE SAVED MY LIFE.

[JAKE] OKAY.

[ZIGGY] WELL I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING, CAN I?

[JAKE] ALRIGHT.

LETS GO.

[JAKE] WHERE'S THE REAL STUFF?

THERE WAS TWO.

ROSE DO ME A FAVOUR, WILL YOU?

JUST DISPOSE OF THESE?

[ROSE] YEAH.

[ZIGGY] LISTEN BOYS. SHOULD WE BE NAKED WHILE WE'RE DOING THIS?

[JAKE] JUST...

[MARTIN] WELL, WELL, WELL.

[ROSE] WELL, ARE YOU GONNA INVITE ME IN OR WHAT?

[MARTIN] IS THE INCREDIBLE HULK WITH YOU?

[ROSE] NO, I'M BY MYSELF.

[MARTIN] COME ON IN, YOU WANT A DRINK?

[ROSE] SURE.

[MARTIN] I'M ALL OUT. I GOT A NUMBER I CAN CALL.

WOW!

GOD WOMAN.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

CHANGE OF HEART? [ROSE] NO.

[MARTIN] THEN CHANGE OF WHAT?

WHY NOW?

[ROSE] WELL, JUST THOUGHT WE'D DO IT ONE MORE TIME,

FOR OLD TIMES SAKE.

[MARTIN] YOU DID? [ROSE] UH HUH.

[MARTIN] ONE MORE TIME, THIS IS ME SPEAKING.

[ROSE] AND THEN YOU'RE LEAVING TOWN.

[MARTIN] WHAT'S THAT? [ROSE] OH, YOU'LL FIND OUT.

[ROSE]

HEY, HI THERE. SMILE.

OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

NARCOTICS, POSSESSION OF A FIRE ARM.

I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED?

[MARTIN] CUT ME DOWN FROM HERE, I MEANT IT. RIGHT NOW.

[ROSE] NO, I WANT A FEW MORE SHOTS. FOR OLD TIMES SAKE.

C'MON SMILE.

[MARTIN] IS THIS SOME KIND OF WEIRD KINKY IDEA OF FOREPLAY FOR YOU?

CAUSE I'M NOT FINDING THIS VERY FUNNY.

[ROSE] HERE IS WHAT'S HAPPENING.

YOU'RE GONNA SIGN THESE DIVORCE PAPERS NOW,

OTHERWISE I'M PHONING THE POLICE,

AND THEY WILL BE HERE IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES.

[MARTIN] OKAY IT'S OFFICIAL, I'M AROUSED.

[ROSE] REALLY? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

SIGN.

[MARTIN] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON YOUR FINGER? THAT RING?

[ROSE] OH, MALACHY. [MARTIN] WHAT?

[ROSE] HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM.

I SAID YES.

SIGN.

[MARTIN] YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA BE MY WIFE ANYMORE?

[ROSE] NO I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR WIFE ANYMORE MARTIN.

SIGN THE PAPERS!

[MARTIN] NO.

IF I SIGN, DO I GET THOSE PICTURES?

[ROSE] NO YOU DO NOT GET THOSE PICTURES BACK.

I'M KEEPING THEM SO YOU'LL STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME AND MY FAMILY.

SIGN. SIGN, SIGN, SIGN!

GO NOW!

[MARTIN] CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. [ROSE] CLOSE ENOUGH.

THANK YOU.

[MARTIN] NEVER GONNA STAND UP IN COURT.

[ROSE] OKAY MARTIN, I THINK THE MAID WILL COME BY IN THE MORNING

AND PROBABLY UNTIE YOU. THIS IS BEEN REALLY NOT A PLEASURE.

[MARTIN] ROSIE?

THIS WHOLE THING COULD HAVE WORKED OUT WAY DIFFERENT.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW WHAT, GIMME THIS.

[ZIGGY] NO NO NO JAKE, C'MON.

THIS IS MY RESPONSIBILITY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

[JAKE] NO OFFENSE ZIGGY, BUT I'M NOT HAVING YOU SCREW THIS UP.

[YANA] GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.

[ZIGGY] SID.

[JAKE] WE EXCHANGE AT THE SAME TIME.

[YANA] BUT NOT YOU, HIM.

[JAKE] NO PROBLEM.

NOW LISTEN, KEEP YOUR COOL, ALRIGHT?

[YANA] LETS GO!

[ZIGGY] WHAT YA AT? [SID] NOTHING.

[YANA] LETS GO.

[JAKE] TAKE HIM BACK AND OUT OF THE WAY, ALRIGHT?

[ZIGGY] HERE YOU GO.

[YANA] UP OPEN IT.

[ZIGGY] WELL...

[YANA] OPEN!

GO.

[THUG] ALRIGHT.

[YANA] YAH?

[THUG] IT'S GOOD.

[ZIGGY] THE DRUGS ARE FAKE!

JAKE MADE ME DO IT!

OH GOD!

[ZIGGY] SID! [SID] ZIGGY!

[JAKE] OH COME ON...

[ZIGGY]

[JAKE] OH MAN.

[YANA] STAY, STAY.

[ZIGGY] IT ALL GOT RIGHT OUT OF HAND. I'M SORRY.

I'LL LOOK AROUND.

IF I CAN FIND IT, THEN WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS ENTIRE

MESS ALRIGHT? [JAKE] YOU TWO, STAY HERE.

GOT ME?

STAY. STAY. STAY.

[ZIGGY] I'M SORRY.

NO! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!

[JAKE] HEY!

[THUG] ALL UNITS. ALL UNITS.

CODE THREE. CODE THREE.

MOVE IN IMMEDIATELY.

[JAKE] HEY!

[THUG] SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED! SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED!

DOWN ON YOUR KNEES YANA!

[JAKE] DES!

[JAKE] IT'S OKAY BUDDY. IT'S OKAY.

[SID] THAT'S TWICE NOW. [ZIGGY] I KNOW!

[DES] OH, THAT WAS SO PAINFUL MAN.

[JAKE] OH MY GOD. [DES] WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS...

[JAKE] DES, JUST-- [DES] SHUT UP?

I KNOW.

[JAKE] WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

[DES] THAT'S CRAZY MAN.

[ROSE] OKAY. ONE, TWO. THESE THINGS ARE DRIVING ME...

AH, LOOK WHO'S HERE!

HELLO!

WELCOME BACK!

WELL NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

[JAKE] HOW WAS JAIL, FATHER? [MALACHY] DANDY.

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT NAMING A WING AFTER YOU.

[JAKE] THAT'S FUNNY. WHEN IS YOUR HEARING?

[MALACHY] THERE'S NO HEARING, MARTIN POOLE IS NOT PRESSING CHARGES.

[JAKE] WHAT? WHY?

[MALACHY] DUNNO, DON'T CARE.

HEARD HE PUT HIMSELF ON A PLANE THIS MORNING.

[JAKE] REALLY?

WELL ISN'T THAT KIND OF CONVENIENT.

LUCKY DAY.

[ROSE] YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT MALACHY.

[MALACHY] I SUPPOSE I DID. [ROSE] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME

WAFFLES, TO CELEBRATE? [MALACHY] WAFFLES.

[ROSE] WAFFLES FOR MY LITTLE JAIL BIRD.

[MALACHY] WHAT ABOUT DESSERT FIRST?

[ROSE] LETS DO IT. [MALACHY] SOUNDS GOOD.

[ROSE] OKAY.

[LESLIE] HEY DAD. THANKS FOR YOUR CARD.

IT'S TOO BAD YOU AND MOM COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE CEREMONY.

NEXT TIME, YEAH.

TELL HER I LOVES HER TOO.

OKAY, YUP. BYE.

[JAKE]

[LESLIE] SO DOYLE, WHAT'S IT TODAY? MISSING CAT?

[JAKE] OH NO. MISSING CHIP TRUCK ACTUALLY.

[LESLIE] OH, REALLY?

WHO HIRED YOU? THE CHIP TRUCK'S JEALOUS WIFE?

[JAKE] THAT'S GOOD.

"SERGEANT".

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DESERVE IT.

[LESLIE] THANK YOU.

I DO.

[JAKE] I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MAYBE I HAD SOME....

YOU KNOW, PART TO PLAY IN THE WHOLE PROMOTION THING.

[LESLIE] OH REALLY NOW? [JAKE] JUST A LITTLE.

OH, MY DIVORCE IS FINALIZED, OFFICIALLY.

[LESLIE] OH, GOOD FOR YOU. [JAKE] SO I'M SINGLE NOW.

I MEAN TECHNICALLY.

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

NOT THAT I EXPECT YOU TO BE.

[LESLIE] WELL MAYBE YOU'RE JUST NOT THE MARRYING TYPE.

[JAKE] MAYBE I'M NOT.

♪CAUSE IT'S YOU OH IT'S TRUE♪

♪YEAH IT'S YOU

THAT CALMS MY MIND♪