Original subtitles

[JAKE] WHY ARE YOU LATE?

[MALACHY] ROSE NEEDED MY HELP WITH PLUMBING.

[JAKE] THAT BETTER NOT BE CODE. [MALACHY] FOR WHAT?

[JAKE] WHAT--

[JANET] ARE YOU JAKE AND MALACHY DOYLE?

[MALACHY] YES WE ARE. [JANET] I'M JANET CHAFE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

[JAKE] JANET, WE COULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL AFTER THE WAKE TO DO THIS.

[JANET] NO, NO PROBLEM AT ALL. CAN I FIX YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?

[MALACHY] THAT'S VERY KIND, BUT NO THANK YOU.

[JANET] PLEASE FOLLOW ME. [MALACHY] LOOK, WE'RE VERY

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

I LOST MY WIFE SOME TIME AGO.

[JANET] OH YEAH, WAS YOUR WIFE A LYING SON OF A BITCH?

[MALACHY] WHAT'S THAT? [JANET] WAS YOUR WIFE A LYING

SON OF A BITCH? BECAUSE MY DEAD HUSBAND WAS. THIS IS HIS

WILL. A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS OF OUR MONEY GOES TO

THIS WOMAN I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF, KATHERINE WALSH.

[JAKE] HAVE YOU MADE CONTACT WITH KATHERINE WALSH?

[JANET] MR. DOYLE, IF I MADE CONTACT WITH THIS WOMAN TERRY

IS GONNA HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THIS BAR FOR ANOTHER WEEK.

[FRANCIS] YOU SHOULD COME DOWN TO THE SHOP, AND I'LL FIX YOU

UP WITH A BEAUTIFUL SUIT.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS SEE THE DIMPLE HERE.

[JANET] EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU?

[FRANCIS] JUST FIRMLY CROSS THE SHOULDER--

[JANET] ARE WE KEEPING YOU FRANCIS?

DO YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK?

IT'S ONLY YOUR BROTHER'S WAKE. BY ALL MEANS GO. [FRANCIS] JANET--

[JANET] YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS WOMAN ALL ALONG, DIDN'T YOU?

YOU THINK THIS IS A BIG FRIGGIN' JOKE, HUH?

[FRANCIS] I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

[EVERYONE] [JAKE] IT'S OKAY, I GOT IT.

[EVERYONE] [JAKE] UH...

[MALACHY]

[JANET]

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEEAAH OH YEEAAH♪

♪OH YEAH♪

[JANET] WHY WOULD ARTHUR KILL HIMSELF?

I THOUGHT WE WERE PERFECTLY HAPPY.

I NEED YOU TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN.

WHO THIS KATHERINE WALSH SKANK IS.

[MALACHY] YES MRS. CHAFE, WE CAN CERTAINLY DO THAT FOR YOU.

[JAKE] LOOK I GOTTA SAY, I'M REALLY SORRY FOR YOU KNOW

SPILLING YOUR HUSBAND ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT.

I HAD NO IDEA. I THOUGHT I WAS DOING A GOOD--

[MALACHY] LOOK, SOMETIMES WHEN WE DIG INTO CASES LIKE THIS--

[JAKE] IT AIN'T ALWAYS SO PRETTY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[JANET] I'VE ALREADY BEEN HUMILIATED.

I JUST NEED TO FIND OUT WHY.

THE WILL ALSO SAID THERE IS A LETTER IN A SAFE.

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

ARTHUR DIDN'T HAVE A SAFE.

THIS WHOLE THING HAS GOT BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE.

[JAKE] RIGHT.

[JANET] OH EXCUSE ME. MY MOTHER IS LEAVING.

I BETTER GO SAY GOOD-BYE, AND APOLOGIZE.

[MALACHY] SURE. [JAKE] TELL HER THAT I--

I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE PAIN I'VE CAUSED.

[MALACHY] LEAVE IT.

[MALACHY] SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

AFFAIR GONE WRONG?

LOVE ENDS IN SUICIDE?

[JAKE] YEAH, WELL WHY DID HE LEAVE HER ALL THAT MONEY?

[MALACHY] KEEP HER QUIET?

[JAKE] MAYBE.

I'M LITERALLY COVERED IN ANOTHER MAN.

[JAKE] HI THERE. ARE YOU KATHERINE WELSH?

[KATHARINE] YES. [JAKE] I'M JAKE DOYLE,

THIS IS MY FATHER MALACHY. WE JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT ARTHUR CHAFE.

[KATHARINE] OH, WHAT A MAN.

[MALACHY] EXCUSE ME?

[KATHARINE] THE DONATION.

GIRLS WILL TELL YOU I WAS WEEPING WHEN WE HEARD FROM HIS LAWYERS.

[MALACHY] DID YOU KNOW MR. CHAFE PERSONALLY?

[KATHARINE] NO, I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM.

[JAKE] MAN COMMITS SUICIDE, LEAVES YOU A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS AND

YOU'VE NEVER MET HIM?

[KATHARINE] WELL THE CENTRE RECEIVES A LOT OF DONATIONS.

SUICIDE? [JAKE] YEAH.

[KATHARINE] THAT'S AWFUL. [JAKE] THE WILL NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT A DONATION.

THE MONEY WAS LEFT DIRECTLY TO YOU.

[KATHARINE] I'M SORRY, WHO DID YOU SAY YOU WORKED FOR?

[MALACHY] WE'RE PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS.

ARTHUR CHAFE'S WIDOW HIRED US

TO FIND OUT WHY ALL THE MONEY WENT TO YOU.

[KATHARINE] WELL MR. DOYLE LIKE I SAID, I DIDN'T KNOW MR. CHAFE PERSONALLY.

BUT WE RECEIVE THOUSANDS OF DONATIONS EVERY YEAR.

THERE WOULD BE NO REASON FOR HIM TO SEND THIS MONEY TO ME

UNLESS IT WAS FOR THE CENTRE.

[RYAN] HEY, MOM?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE HULA-HOOP FOR THE STREAMERS ARE?

[KATHARINE] THIS IS MY SON RYAN.

[JAKE] REALLY?

HEY THERE RYAN. [RYAN] HI.

[JAKE] JAKE DOYLE, HOW YOU DOING?

[RYAN] GOOD.

[MALACHY] HI.

[KATHARINE] SO UNLESS THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE,

I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE GENTLEMAN.

[JAKE] NO REASON? THINK THAT KID LOOKED ANYTHING LIKE MR. CHAFE?

JUST GIVE ME A SECOND ALRIGHT?

[MARTIN] ANGEL, BABY, DARLING. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME?

[ROSE] GET OUT OF MY-- [MARTIN] YOU'RE RUNNING A PRETTY TIGHT SHIP HERE.

I MUST COMMEND YOU.

[ROSE] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE MARTIN!

[MARTIN] I MEAN LOOK AT THIS? YOUR HOUSE? [ROSE] YEAH.

[MARTIN] THIS IS MALACHY'S HOUSE AS I UNDERSTAND THINGS.

[ROSE] OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.

[MARTIN] LOOK AT THIS, EVERYTHINGS IN ORDER.

I LIKE THAT. I WOULD NOT COME AROUND IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT

THAT YOU ACTUALLY LOOK SO GOOD.

[JAKE] IT ALL HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT SAFE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK SKIPPER?

THE DEAD GUY, HE RAN TWO FAMILIES?

[MALACHY] I DON'T KNOW. KATHERINE WALSH IS MARRIED.

[DES] YOU KNOW MY BUDDY DARREN, HE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT HIS SISTER WAS HIS SISTER

AND THAT HIS GRANDMOTHER WAS HIS MOTHER, AND THEN ONE DAY HE FOUND OUT

THAT HIS SISTER WAS HIS MOTHER.

BURNT.

[JAKE] WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE PARABLE THERE DESMOND?

[DES] I'M JUST SAYING,

THAT SOMETIMES BEING MARRIED DOESN'T MATTER.

STUFF HAPPENS MAN.

[JAKE] REALLY?

WHY IS IT SOMETIMES WHENEVER YOU TALK I ALWAYS GET THIS URGE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE EYE?

[DES] CAUSE YOU'RE MEAN.

[MALACHY] IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THIS COULD HAVE SIMPLY BEEN AN HONEST DONATION.

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW.

ARTHUR CHAFE NEVER MADE A DONATION IN HIS LIFE.

HE AND HIS BROTHER FRANCIS, THEY OWN "WILLIAM L CHAFE AND SONS" THE CLOTHING STORE.

BUT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. HE'S NOT EXACTLY A PHILANTHROPIST.

[MALACHY] MIGHT BE WORTH HAVING A CHAT WITH THE BROTHER,

SEE HOW BUSINESS WAS REALLY DOING?

[JAKE] IS SHE DOING RENNOS IN THERE, OR WHAT?

[MALACHY] ROSE, WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?

[ROSE] UM YEAH-- NOTHING!

I'M JUST UH-- I'LL BE RIGHT IN.

[MALACHY] OH, YOU OKAY? [ROSE] GOOD.

MAKING SOME TEA.

[MALACHY] RIGHT.

[MARTIN] HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A KETTLE?

[ROSE] MARTIN?!

[JAKE] HEY THERE MINI POPS. [DES] HEY.

[TINNY] WHERE YOU AT? [MALACHY] HEY.

[TINNY] HI. [JAKE] MY GUTS TELLING ME

KATHERINE WALSH HAD A BETTER RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DECEASED THAN SHE'S LETTING ON.

[ROSE] WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT!

[MARTIN] WHAT? AND WHAT?

NOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MR. MALACHY WERE TO COME IN RIGHT NOW

AND SEE YOUR HANDS ALL OVER ME? [ROSE] MALACHY DOYLE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU.

[MARTIN] NOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE, DON'T WE?

OW!

WHAT?

[ROSE] I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU.

[MALACHY] IF ARTHUR DID HAVE TWO FAMILIES,

A CHARITY MIGHT BE AN INTERESTING WAY OF HIDING SOME SORT OF ALIMONY PAYMENT.

MIGHT BE WORTH GETTING A LOOK AT HER FINANCES.

[JAKE] I WISH THAT I HAD A WAY TO GET DEEPER INSIDE THAT

YOUTH CENTRE YOU KNOW? DO SOME REAL DIGGING.

[MALACHY] YOU DON'T EXACTLY PASS FOR 16 ANYMORE JAKE.

[TINNY] I'LL GO. [JAKE] OH YEAH?

[TINNY] YEAH.

YOU MOPES HAVE ALREADY BLOWN YOUR COVER.

PLUS I'M THE RIGHT AGE AND IT'S NOT DANGEROUS.

[JAKE] YOU'RE A CHIP OFF THE OLD DOYLE BLOCK, AREN'T YOU?

[ROSE] THESE ARE DIVORCE PAPERS, OKAY?

I WANT YOU TO SIGN THEM AND THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

[MARTIN] YOU GET NO RESISTANCE FROM ME.

I'M HAPPY TO SIGN THESE.

[ROSE] GOOD! GOOD! I'LL GET YOU A PEN.

[MARTIN] YEAH, NO PROBLEM. "THE SUPREME COURT OF NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR"...

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GET MY LAWYER TO TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THIS.

[ROSE] YOUR LAWYER? OH C'MON!

[MARTIN] IT MAY NOT BE HIS AREA, BUT I RESPECT HIS OPINION.

CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME TILL 8 O'CLOCK TONIGHT?

TELL YOU WHAT, THERE IS A GOOD IDEA.

8 O'CLOCK TONIGHT YOU COME TO MY ROOM-- [ROSE] NO I WON'T--

[MARTIN] YES, AND THEN WE HAVE A LITTLE SIGNING PARTY.

DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD? [ROSE] NO IT DOES NOT.

IT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD AT ALL. I'M NOT COMING.

YOU'RE GONNA SIGN THOSE PAPERS AND YOU SEND THEM BACK TO ME.

[MARTIN] OH NO. THERE'S NO SENDING HERE.

EITHER YOU COME TO MY ROOM AND I'LL SIGN THESE OR YOU CAN FORGET THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

YEAH, YOUR DECISION.

IT'S YOUR CALL.

MY ROOM, 8 O'CLOCK. YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

[TINNY] I'LL JUST GO IN, HAVE A LOOK AROUND SEE IF I CAN

MAKE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN KATHERINE WALSH AND THE DEAD GUY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK DES? YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING INVOLVED IN THE COMMUNITY?

[DES] I ALREADY DID MY COMMUNITY SERVICE YEARS AGO.

[TINNY] EXCELLENT. WE'RE ALL AGREED THEN.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW WHAT, THINK I'M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW SUIT DOWN THERE.

[MALACHY] YOU KNOW I GOT MARRIED IN A "CHAFE AND SONS" SUIT. SEE YOU LATER.

[JAKE] IS THAT RIGHT?

WERE YOU TOO FAT TO FIT IN YOUR COP UNIFORM?

[MALACHY] NO. YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME WEAR IT.

[ROSE] MALACHY, I GOT THE DIVORCE PAPERS FROM WALTER

AND MARTIN SAID HE'D SIGN THEM.

[MALACHY] YOU SAW MARTIN?

[ROSE] YEAH, AT THE GROCERY STORE

AND HE SAID HE WOULD SIGN THE PAPERS

NO PROBLEM, TONIGHT AT HIS HOTEL.

IT'S GONNA BE OVER SOON MALACHY.

[MALACHY] HIS HOTEL ROOM?

ALONE?!

[ROSE] I WANT THIS DONE TONIGHT.

[JAKE] SO FRANCIS, HOW'S BUSINESS?

[FRANCIS] OH NEVER BETTER. CLIENTELE ON A STEADY GROW.

AS YOU KNOW, WE GET PEOPLE FLYING IN FROM THE MAINLAND TO GET ONE OF MY SUITS MADE.

[JAKE] YEAH THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME, THEY ALSO TELL ME

THAT YOU'RE THE BEST. [FRANCIS] THAT MIGHT BE TRUE.

MY BROTHER AND I WERE A QUITE A TEAM.

[MALACHY] YOU AND ARTHUR WERE BOTH TAILORS?

[FRANCIS] OH GOOD GOD NO. I CUT THE SUITS.

MY BROTHER COULDN'T HEM A PANT LEG IF HIS LIFE.

HE JUST KEPT THE BOOKS AND I CUT THE SUITS.

I NEVER THOUGHT MY BROTHER WOULD TAKE HIS OWN LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET ON WITHOUT HIM.

[JAKE] MR. CHAFE, IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT MAYBE ARTHUR WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR ON HIS WIFE?

[FRANCIS] BE RIGHT BACK TOM.

ARTHUR? NO, NO.

YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE THERE MY SON.

MY BROTHER LOVED HIS WIFE. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,

HE WAS FRIGHTENED TO DEATH OF HER. NO CHANCE HE WAS STEPPING OUT ON THAT.

[JAKE] ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN JANET SEEMED PRETTY CONVINCED AT THE WAKE.

[FRANCIS] OH YES, SHE'S YOU KNOW, EMOTIONAL.

IF ARTHUR WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR, I MEAN, I'D KNOW.

YOU'RE 40 REG? RIGHT?

[MALACHY] BY THE WAY MR. CHAFE, WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR SAFE?

[FRANCIS] OH, DON'T HAVE ONE. MOST PEOPLE USE DEBIT OR CARD THESE DAYS.

WHATEVER CASH WE HAVE I USUALLY TAKE STRAIGHT TO THE BANK ON CLOSING.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?

[JAKE] THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.

SO HE DOESN'T GOT A SAFE, JANET DON'T GOT A SAFE,

NO ONE GOT A FRIGGIN' SAFE.

[LESLIE] 10 MORE!

[JAKE] THAT'S IT! CRACK THAT WHIP CONSTABLE!

[LESLIE] YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU?

ARTHUR CHAFE PUT A HOSE FROM THE TAIL PIPE TO THE WINDOW OF HIS CAR.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING INTO?

[JAKE] OH AH, JUST SOMETHING FUNNY IN HIS WILL.

[LESLIE] FUNNY HOW?

HEY HOLLYWOOD! JUST CAUSE I'M SITTING DOWN DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN!

[JAKE] POSSIBLY ANOTHER WOMAN, IT MIGHT BE NOTHING.

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS UP YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU AND PIKE.

YOU SIGNED OFF ON HIS THING.

[LESLIE] IT'S A STRAIGHT SUICIDE. NO SIGN OF FOUL PLAY.

[JAKE] YEAH, I KNOW. BUT WHY DID THE GUY GO ALL THE WAY UP

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO KILL HIMSELF, YOU KNOW.

WHEN HE'S GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD TWO-CAR GARAGE AT HOME?

[LESLIE] PEOPLE TEND TO KILL THEMSELVES IN PLACES THAT MEAN SOMETHING TO THEM.

IF HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR, COULD BE WHERE IT STARTED,

WHERE IT ENDED, COULD BE ANYTHING.

[JAKE] DOES THAT MEAN I GOTTA KILL MYSELF IN YOUR KITCHEN THEN?

[LESLIE] DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT OFFING YOURSELF DOYLE.

GET A GIRL ALL EXCITED. [JAKE] THANKS.

[JAKE] THANKS.

[LESLIE] 3 MORE!

[JAKE] SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE ME IN YOUR WILL ANYWAY?

[MALACHY] I DON'T KNOW, MY NEIL DIAMOND RECORDS AND A TOOTHBRUSH.

[JAKE] LIKE YOU GOT A TOOTHBRUSH.

[MALACHY] I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!

[JAKE] ALRIGHT SO LET'S SEE, WHAT DO WE GOT?

ME, CHRISTIAN, AND KATHLEEN.

IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO DIVIDE FIFTY BUCKS BETWEEN

"TREE" PEOPLE.

[MALACHY] HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU

"TREES" ARE IN THE GARDEN?

ONE, TWO, "THREE".

[JAKE] WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM TODAY?

[JAKE] HEY THERE!

WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING HOP SCOTCH?

[LITTLE GIRL] YEAH.

YOU STUPID?

[JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE ANYWAY?

[LITTLE GIRL] MOM SAYS WE'RE ALLOWED, WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

[JAKE] IS THAT CHALK? [LITTLE GIRL] BUDDY THREW IT AWAY, I DIDN'T STEAL IT.

[JAKE] OKAY I DIDN'T SAY THAT YOU STOLE IT. CAN I SEE IT?

[LITTLE GIRL] NO.

[JAKE] HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS FOR IT?

HOLD ON.

WHERE DID YOU SAY YOU GOT THIS AGAIN?

[LITTLE GIRL] A MAN THREW IT AT ANOTHER MANS HEAD.

THEY STARTED PUSHING AND YELLING.

[JAKE] TWO MEN WERE FIGHTING HERE?

[LITTLE GIRL] NO, OVER THERE.

[JAKE] THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

[LITTLE GIRL] THEN I WENT IN FOR SUPPER.

[JAKE] DID YOU NOW? HERE IS YOUR 5 BUCKS.

[LITTLE GIRL] WELCOME.

[JAKE] HEY! [MALACHY] WHAT?

[JAKE] TAILORS CHALK.

[MALACHY] NOT TOO MANY TAILORS AROUND HERE.

[JAKE] NO, BUT I THINK I KNOW A GOOD ONE.

[JAKE] THAT WAS SOME SHOW YOU PUT ON.

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOUR BROTHER TOOK HIS OWN LIFE?

[FRANCIS] I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[MALACHY] FRANCIS, A WITNESS IS SAYING THAT YOU WERE IN

A PHYSICAL ALTERCATION WITH YOUR BROTHER AT THE SCENE OF THE SUICIDE.

[FRANCIS] YEAH-- YES WE HAD A LITTLE ARGUMENT.

BUT WHEN I LEFT HE WAS ALIVE.

I MEAN WE FOUGHT, YES, WE'RE BROTHERS.

[MALACHY] SO, WHAT WERE YOU FIGHTING ABOUT?

[FRANCIS] HEY! EXCUSE ME?! EXCUSE ME?! EXCUSE ME?!

EXCUSE ME!

PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THAT!

[JAKE] WHAT A GREAT SPOT TO HIDE A SAFE, HEY?

[FRANCIS] MY BROTHER WAS A PIECE OF SHIT.

YOU HAPPY NOW?

[JAKE] WHAT HAPPENED?

[FRANCIS] WELL I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

THE BASTARD WAS SKIMMING FROM ME, 2 GRAND A MONTH.

GOD KNOWS HOW LONG, AND HIDING IT RIGHT THERE

IN THAT SAFE.

[MALACHY] HOW DO YOU KNOW HE WAS SKIMMING?

[FRANCIS] WELL HE THOUGHT I WAS AN IDIOT,

WOULDN'T LET ME NEAR THE BOOKS.

[JAKE] SO?

[FRANCIS] SO I CHECKED THE BOOKS AGAINST THE CASH REGISTER

AND THE NUMBERS DIDN'T ADD UP, OBVIOUSLY!

[JAKE] WHERE IS THE SAFE NOW?

[FRANCIS] I DON'T KNOW. [JAKE] OKAY, WHAT DID IT DRAG

ITSELF OUT THE DOOR? OR WHAT?

[FRANCIS] FINE. ALRIGHT.

I PAID A MAN TO STEAL IT.

I SEE HIM EVERY NOW AND AGAIN WHEN HE'S NOT IN PRISON.

I DIDN'T WANT ARTHUR TO KNOW...

I KNEW.

IT WAS MY MONEY.

[MALACHY] WHERE IS THIS MAN NOW?

[FRANCIS] NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU.

YOU'LL TAKE MY MONEY.

[JAKE] FRANCIS, WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY, OKAY?

[MALACHY] WE FIND YOUR SAFE, YOU GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU.

TRUST US.

[FRANCIS] WELL I DON'T HAVE ANADDRESS

CAUSE HE TOOK OFF WITH THE SAFE AND I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM.

I MEAN THAT WAS STUPID.

[JAKE] YES, YOU WERE STUPID!

ALRIGHT?

WHAT IS HIS NAME?

FRANCIS?!

[FRANCIS] FELLAS, THIS GUY DOESN'T BUY A SUIT TO GO WORK 9 TO 5

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [JAKE] NO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

WILL YOU TELL US HIS NAME?

[FRANCIS] I'VE ONLY GOT A FIRST NAME, WILBUR.

[DES] OKAY I'M WONDERING IF WE SHOULD HAVE CODE NAMES HERE?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE? [TINNY] TINNY!

HORATIO?

NO, THAT'S REALLY COOL DES.

[DES] WHAT? I'M UNDERCOVER. [TINNY] YEAH, WHY NOT "DOUCHEY BRASCO"?

[DES] FINE, I'LL JUST BE DES.

[TINNY] THAT RYAN KID, HOW OLD DO YOU THINK HE IS?

[DES] HIM? WHO CARES.

HE'S WAY TOO-- HE'S NOT-- RIGHT FOR YOU AT ALL.

WHY WOULD YOU-- HE'S A LOSER.

[TINNY] DES, THE DEAD GUY.

HE MIGHT BE THE REAL FATHER.

MAYBE HE WAS GIVING THE MONEY TO SUPPORT HIS ILLEGITIMATE SON.

[DES] OH YEAH, BASTARD CHILD.

I WAS ONE OF THEM.

I AM...

NO I WAS.

SEE I'M NOT A BASTARD ANYMORE.

[TINNY] SHUT UP.

[JANET] SKIMMING?

WHY WOULD HE STEAL FROM HIMSELF?

[MALACHY] TECHNICALLY HE WAS STEALING FROM HIS BROTHER.

[JANET] OH GOD!

WHO WAS I MARRIED TO?

[JAKE] DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?

[JANET] THIS IS HER? [JAKE] YES MAM.

DO YOU RECOGNIZE HER?

[JANET] SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A MONEY-STEALING WHORE.

[MALACHY] HOW WAS YOUR MARRIAGE MRS. CHAFE?

[JANET] EXCUSE ME? [MALACHY] YOUR MARRIAGE?

WAS IT A HAPPY MARRIAGE?

[JANET] YES!

[MALACHY] ARTHUR'S BROTHER SAID THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS GOLDEN TOO.

UNTIL WE DISCOVERED JUST HOW MUCH HE REALLY HATED HIM.

JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE WE'RE GETTING THE TRUTH HERE.

[JANET] I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.

I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEING LIED TO HERE, AND I HIRED YOU--

[MALACHY] A MAN DOESN'T JUST KILL HIMSELF WHEN HIS LIFE IS PERFECT!

[JANET] WELL WHY DON'T YOU ASK THAT SLUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM?

CAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED HE WAS FINE!

[MALACHY] SORRY MRS. CHAFE.

PARDON ME.

[JAKE] I THINK WHAT MY FATHER IS TRYING TO SAY--

IS THAT WE STILL HAVE A FEW UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.

[JANET] YEAH, JOIN THE CLUB.

[NIKKI] DAMMIT! [JAKE] WHAT?! WHAT?!

[NIKKI] JAKE! "WHAT?"! [JAKE] WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

[NIKKI] WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! I BROKE UP WITH JIM! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!

[JAKE] OKAY, SORRY.

[NIKKI] YEAH, I BET YOU'RE SORRY. I BET.

[JAKE] OKAY NIKKI LOOK, HE'S A FOOL TO LEAVE YOU.

[NIKKI] YES!

NO. NO, NO.

I DUMPED HIM.

[JAKE] WHY? [NIKKI] I DON'T KNOW WHY!

I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM WAS PERFECT!

[JAKE] WELL I WOULDN'T GO AS FAR AS TO SAY--

[NIKKI] YES, HE WAS PERFECT. HE WAS BETTER THAN YOU.

HE WAS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY.

HE WAS BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU, HE HAD BETTER CLOTHES THAN YOU HAVE,

HE HAS A BETTER JOB THEN YOU HAVE--

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

[NIKKI] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!

BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT!

[JAKE] MY FAULT? [NIKKI] YES!

[JAKE] WHY DID I DO? [NIKKI] WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

[JAKE] WELL THAT'S A BIGGER CONVERSATION NIKKI.

I'M JOKING.

[NIKKI] DO YOU THINK THAT I NEED CONFLICT?

IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? DO YOU THINK I GET TURNED ON BY FIGHTS, OR WHAT?

[JAKE] I DUNNO, MAYBE. ARE YOU TURNED ON RIGHT NOW?

[NIKKI] NO!

MAYBE...

NO!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[JAKE] WELL, IT'S A...

IT'S A JOB TO SAY REALLY.

[NIKKI] SEE YA.

[JAKE] NO LOOK BUDDY, I'M GOOD.

OH, MY BAD SORRY.

[WOMAN] JERK.

[JAKE] WHAT I SAID I WAS SORRY?

GEEZ.

[JAKE] FORGIVE ME. [WOMAN] EXCUSE ME!

[JAKE] I'D CHANGE IN THE MEN'S.

HEY!

YOU KNOW YOU GOT A SPY CAMERA IN YOUR CHANGE ROOM?

[FRANCIS] WHAT? [JAKE] OKAY.

IS THERE AN APARTMENT UPSTAIRS?

[FRANCIS] YES. [JAKE] THROUGH HERE?

[FRANCIS] THERE.

[JAKE] HEY THERE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT IN YOUR LITTLE CAMERA YOU LITTLE PERV.

C'MON!

[BRANDON] AM I BLEEDING? [JAKE] WHAT IS ALL THIS?

[BRANDON] MY LEFT EAR IS RINGING.

[JAKE] YOU RUN SOME KIND OF PERVY WEB SITE OR SOMETHING?

[BRANDON] JUST LET ME EXPLAIN.

HERE HAVE A SEAT. [JAKE] I'M GOOD THANKS.

[BRANDON] THIS IS ALL FOR MY PERSONAL USE. THESE WOMEN,

THEY'RE IMMORTALIZED IN MY PRIVATE ART COLLECTION.

[JAKE] DO YOU LEAVE THIS THING RUNNING ALL THE TIME?

[BRANDON] THERE IS A MOTION SENSOR ON IT. WHY WOULD I TURN IT OFF?

[JAKE] GET ME A TAPE FROM FOUR DAYS AGO, WILL YOU?

[BRANDON] WHY, IS THERE A SPECIAL GIRL YOU WANNA SEE?

[JAKE] HEY, ALLEN FUNT JUST GET THE TAPE ALRIGHT?

[JAKE] NOW FAST FORWARD TO NIGHT TIME.

[BRANDON] STORE'S CLOSED THEN.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE ANY GIRLS.

[JAKE] FAST FORWARD TO NIGHT TIME.

[BRANDON] YOU SEE STORE IS CLOSED NOW MAN. IF YOU WANNA SEE THAT GIRL--

[JAKE] WILL YOU JUST FAST-FORWARD PLEASE?

[JAKE] STOP.

I'LL BE! HOW DO YOU EJECT THIS THING?

[BRANDON] HEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT. THERE'S SOME OF MY BEST PLUS SIZES ON THAT DISC.

[LESLIE] HELLO? [JAKE] HI, CONSTABLE?

[LESLIE] WHAT IS IT? [JAKE] HAVE I GOT AN INTERESTING CHARACTER FOR YOU.

[REECE] MALACHY. [MALACHY] REECE.

[REECE] THIS MARTIN POOLE GUY'S BECOMING A BIT OF A PROBLEM, HUH?

[MALACHY] APPEARS TO BE. [REECE] WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

[MALACHY] I'M NOT SURE YET.

[REECE] YOUR LIFE WOULD BE A LOT SIMPLER IF HE WAS NOT AROUND.

[MALACHY] THAT'S TRUE.

[REECE] I'M SURE I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

[MALACHY] JUST KEEP IT ABOVE BOARD, GOT ME?

[REECE] KEEP YOUR MONEY, I GOT THIS ONE.

[MALACHY] THANKS BUDDY.

[JAKE] YOU-- YOU ALRIGHT THERE SKIPPER?

[MALACHY] YEAH, I'M FINE.

[JAKE] YEAH, SO WHAT'S THE COVERT OPERATION WITH REECEY ALL ABOUT EH?

[MALACHY] YOU TAILED ME? [JAKE] YEAH.

[MALACHY] WELL, IT'S MARTIN POOLE.

OBVIOUSLY.

[JAKE] OBVIOUSLY. [MALACHY] HE WON'T LEAVE MY...

ROSE ALONE.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS?

[MALACHY] I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING INVOLVED.

[JAKE] CAUSE I KNOW A BUNCH OF THE BOYS FROM THE GOULDS

THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS REAL QUICKLY. [MALACHY] JAKE.

[JAKE] THEY'D PROBABLY PAY ME FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.

[MALACHY] JAKE. [JAKE] I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW?

[MALACHY] THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO HANDLE MYSELF.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT LOOK,

IF YOU ASK ME, WHICH I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME BUT I'M GONNA SAY IT ANYWAY.

[MALACHY] QUIETLY.

[JAKE] GET OUT IN FRONT OF THIS RIGHT AWAY, DEAL WITH IT STRAIGHT ON.

[MALACHY] I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

[JAKE] WHATEVER.

[MALACHY] DROP IT.

UNDERSTAND?

[MARTIN] OKAY.

MY GOD, YOU LOOK BETTER NOW THAN YOU DID 20 YEARS AGO.

HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO DO IT? COME ON IN.

[ROSE] QUALITY TIME IN A PRISON SHOWER MIGHT HAVE CLOUDED YOUR PERSPECTIVE A BIT.

[MARTIN] YOU'RE FUNNY. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE ROOM?

I GUESS IT COULD USE A WOMAN'S TOUCH, EH?

[ROSE] IT'S A MOTEL ROOM MARTIN.

LET'S UH-- LET'S SIGN THESE PAPERS.

[MARTIN] I THOUGHT WE'D EAT FIRST AND THEN--

[ROSE] NO WE'RE GONNA SIGN THEM NOW.

THAT WAS THE-- MARTIN DON'T DO THIS.

[MARTIN] WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL

THE PAPERS ARE SIGNED. SO LET ME BE THE GENTLEMAN THAT YOU KNOW I AM.

I MEAN IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO LET EVERYTHING GO COLD. I MEAN...

I'VE GOT "CRAB AU GRATIN".

THERE'S "DUCK A L'ORANGE".

I GOT SOME POTATOES IF WE'RE NOT WATCHING OUR WEIGHT,

AND I MADE SOME ASPARAGUS THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, WITH THE LEMON.

[ROSE] THIS IS-- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD COOK ANYTHING OTHER THAN NOODLES.

[MARTIN] I PICKED UP A COUPLE OF THINGS IN THE JOINT, FEW POSITIVES THERE.

AS LONG AS YOU GIVE ME A HOT PLATE, I CAN PRETTY MUCH ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING NOW.

YOU KNOW I WAS IN THE FISH STORE TODAY AND THE GUY SAYS, BOY SEAFOOD, SO CHEAP.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, DO YOU KNOW THAT LOBSTER AND THING IS ACTUALLY CHEAPER NOW...

[MALACHY] EVER COME ACROSS THIS JOKER?

MAYBE AT THE COURTS?

FIRST NAME IS WILBUR?

[WALTER] OH YEAH, I KNOW THAT GUY. HE'S A TOTAL A-HOLE.

I REPRESENTED HIM ON A DUI A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

IT'S A WILBUR UM...

CAMERON.

[JAKE] NICE, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR. LADIES THE BARRISTERS NAIL JOB IS ON ME, OKAY?

[WALTER] NOW WE'RE TALKING. [JAKE] WHERE DO YOU THINK WE CAN FIND THIS GUY?

[WALTER] HE'S GOT A HOUSE N SOUTH SIDE ROAD.

I'M GONNA TAKE A HYDRATING MUD MASK AS WELL. THANKS.

[JAKE] BE MY GUEST, PLEASE.

SEE YOU WALTER. [WALTER] SEE YA.

[MARTIN] THERE WERE FOUR GUYS. I KNOW THERE WERE FOUR GUYS.

BUT THE WAY THEY WERE STARING RIGHT AT YOU.

RIGHT AT YOUR CHEST, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

[ROSE] BECAUSE I HAD A BIKINI ON. IT WAS A BEACH I RECALL.

[MARTIN] A RED ONE.

SEE?

[ROSE] IT WAS THE RED ONE.

[MARTIN] I BET YOU COULD STILL WEAR THAT TODAY.

[ROSE] NOT AFTER THIS MEAL, I COULDN'T FIT INTO IT.

[MARTIN] DID YOU ENJOY IT?

[ROSE] YEAH, IT WAS REALLY NICE MARTIN.

[MARTIN] YOU DID? DID YOU LIKE IT?

[ROSE] YEAH, IT WAS NICE. [MARTIN] IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

OH GOD, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

WHY DON'T YOU DUMP THIS GUY?

THIS BORING EX-COP.

THIS GOOF. [ROSE] DON'T. DON'T.

[MARTIN] WE HAVE MUCH TO MAKE UP FOR, YOU AND I.

SO MUCH TIME WE'VE LOST-- [ROSE] YOU KNOW, WE WOULD HAVE BROKEN UP SOONER OR LATER.

YOU GOING TO JAIL JUST KIND OF MADE IT GO FASTER.

[MARTIN] YOU CAN'T WALK AWAY FROM ME. YOU COULDN'T THEN AND

YOU CAN'T NOW. [ROSE] YOU KNOW I...

MARTIN...

IF YOU SIGN THESE I CAN WALK AWAY.

[MARTIN] YOU KNOW I PICKED UP A LITTLE BIT MORE

IN JAIL OTHER THAN HOW TO COOK A MEAL ON A HOT PLATE.

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN A AN 8X8 CELL, AND I'M WONDERING--

YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME?

WHY IS MY GIRL NOT COMING TO SEE ME?

[ROSE] OKAY, I'M NOT YOUR GIRL.

[MARTIN] WHY IS SHE NOT ANSWERING ANY OF MY LETTERS?

[ROSE] WE HAD A DEAL. WOULD YOU LET GO OF MY HAND?

[MARTIN] NOT ONE LETTER DID SHE RESPOND TO.

[ROSE] LET GO OF MY HAND. SIGN THE PAPERS.

[MARTIN] I GOT 15 YEARS IN JAIL, AND WHAT DID YOU GET?

[ROSE] I'M DOING THIS MARTIN. [MARTIN] A CUSHY LIFE WITH THIS BORING GOOF EX-COP.

[ROSE] I AM NOT DOING THIS!

[MARTIN] THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT, AND I'M STARTING TO THINK WHO DID THE HARD TIME?

WAS IT YOU, OR WAS IT ME?

CAUSE YOU WANT MORE ROSIE, I KNOW YOU.

[ROSE] YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.

THE PERSON THAT YOU KNEW BEFORE IS LONG GONE MARTIN.

NOW SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS! [MARTIN] YOU ARE MY WIFE!

[ROSE] SIGN THE PAPERS! [MARTIN] SIGN WHAT PAPERS?

[ROSE] LET GO OF ME! YOU'RE HURTING ME!

[MARTIN] AH!

[ROSE] STAY AWAY.

STAY AWAY.

STAY AWAY FROM ME.

[MARTIN] PUT DOWN THAT STUPID FORK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT FORK?

[MARTIN] OH WOW.

[REECE] HOW IS IT GOING POOLE?

[MARTIN] GOOD, I KNOW YOU?

[REECE] YOU'VE BECOME A REAL PAIN IN A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S ASS.

I'M HERE TO SEE YOU ON YOUR WAY.

[MARTIN] I DON'T NEED A TRAVEL AGENT.

[REECE] MAL IS A HELL OF A GUY, ME I'M CLUMSY. I DROP THINGS.

A GUY WITH A RECORD LIKE YOURS, AN ITEM LIKE THIS COULD LEAD TO MAJOR TROUBLE.

20 YEARS OF TROUBLE. BEST WAY TO AVOID SUCH A THING WOULD BE TO,

HIT THE ROAD. YOU THINK?

[MARTIN] YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN

AND YOU CAN DROP ANYTHING ANYWHERE YOU LIKE. DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?

[ROSE] HEY REECE. [REECE] ROSE.

[DES] ROSE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO IT YOU KNOW, IT'S...

SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS.

HERE I CAN DO IT.

[TINNY] ALRIGHT, GET WHAT YOU CAN OFF THE COMPUTER. I'LL KEEP WATCH.

[DES] THIS THING IS REALLY OLD, I DON'T KNOW--

OH HERE.

OKAY.

[KATHARINE] WHAT IS THIS?!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

THIS ISN'T SOME ROOM AT SOME FRAT HOUSE!

[TINNY] WHAT WITH HIM?!

[DES] YEAH, THE LADY KNOWS WHAT SHE SAW TINNY.

[TINNY] NO I WAS GETTING SOMETHING OFF YOUR COMPUTER--

I WAS E-MAILING SOMEONE.

I HAD TO USE YOUR COMPUTER.

[JANET] WHERE IS SHE?!

WHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU?

YOU SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND AND THEN YOU STEAL OUR MONEY?!

WHY?! YOU KNOW YOU'VE STOLEN EVERYTHING!

[KATHARINE] I HAVEN'T STOLEN ANYTHING!

I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY!

[TINNY] HEY, DOUCHEY BRASCO, PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON.

[DES] OH YEAH.

[JAKE] WHERE IS THIS PLACE? [MALACHY] BLUE DOOR.

[JAKE] RIGHT HERE? [MALACHY] YEAH.

[JAKE] OKAY, YOU GO TO THE BACK. [MALACHY] SHH! SHH!

[JAKE] YEAH YOU, "SHH SHH!".

JUST BE CAREFUL.

[JAKE] WHAT? [DES] YOU NEED TO GET HERE,

IT'S A CAT FIGHT...

KIND OF.

[JAKE] WHAT? YOU'RE IN A CAT FIGHT?

[DES] NO BOY! NO BOY!

THE CLIENT, SHE SHOWED UP SCREAMING!

THE COPS ARE COMING!

[JAKE] AH CRAP. OKAY I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. BYE.

[JAKE] DAD?!

[JANET/KATHERINE] [DES] OH THIS IS SO SCARY

AND HOT.

[JAKE] DAD? PSST!

[JAKE] TAKE IT EASY ALRIGHT? COMMUNICATION--

[WILBUR] THAT'S MY SAFE!

[MALACHY] SORRY.

[JAKE] GO TO SLEEP.

A LITTLE HELP? A LITTLE HELP PLEASE!

THANKS!

[WILBUR]

[MALACHY] SORRY PAL. WE WERE HIRED TO TAKE THIS SAFE OFF YOUR HANDS.

[WILBUR] HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THESE?

[MALACHY] CHEW IT, LIKE A RABBIT.

[MALACHY] OKAY-- [JAKE] GOT IT?

MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE TIED HIM UP AFTER WE GOT THE SAFE OUT,

YOU KNOW?

[WILBER] YEAH, IT'S ME.

YOU WANT YOUR SAFE?

[JANET] I GAVE UP MY CAREER!

LET ME GO! [KATHLEEN] JUST CALM DOWN!

[JANET] YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTING HER!

[JAKE] TAKE IT EASY, OKAY?

SHE'S OUR CLIENT. SHE'S OUR CLIENT.

SHE'S JUST LOST HER HUSBAND.

[KATHARINE] THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO HIRED YOU?

I'VE NEVER EVEN MET YOUR HUSBAND!

[JAKE] OKAY LOOK AT ME ALRIGHT?

LOOK AT ME. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE, ALRIGHT?

OFFICER, CAN YOU TAKE HER HOME PLEASE?

[JANET] ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT I KNEW HIM!

[KATHARINE] OKAY, LOOK, LOOK.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THE WOMAN BEFORE.

[JAKE] I GOT NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

[MALACHY] JUST USE THE CHISEL WILL YA?

WOW! TINNY PULLED IT OFF.

SHE MANAGED TO DOWNLOAD KATHERINE'S BANK RECORDS.

[JAKE] SHE'S GOT THE TOUCH, THAT ONE.

[MALACHY] KATHERINE DONATES MONEY TO HER OWN YOUTH CENTRE EACH MONTH.

SAME AMOUNT EVERY TIME, 2000 BUCKS.

[JAKE] OW!

AHH!

[MALACHY] ANSWER THE DOOR BUTTERCUP.

GO ON. SHOO!

[JAKE] JUST NO-- HOLD ON NOW!

HOLD ON!

[FRANCIS] I KNEW IT! THAT'S MY SAFE.

[MALACHY] NO, NO, NO. HOLD ON.

THIS IS YOUR BROTHER'S SAFE. IT BELONGS TO HIS WIFE.

[FRANCIS] ACTUALLY IT WAS PURCHASED BY "CHAFE AND SONS".

SO THIS IS MY SAFE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

STEP AWAY.

[JAKE] FRANCIS, JUST HOLD ON.

[FRANCIS] JUST HOLD OFF!

JUST BACK OFF! BACK OFF!

OR I'LL CALL THE COPS RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS STOLEN PROPERTY.

[MALACHY] OKAY, OKAY.

[JAKE] FILL YOUR BOOTS, BUDDY.

[FRANCIS] YES, THANK YOU.

[MALACHY] YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE A DOLLY.

[FRANCIS] THANK YOU GENTLEMEN.

REMEMBER MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN AND WE'LL SOON HAVE OUR FALL ARRIVALS.

[JAKE] HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[TINNY] I THINK I SOLVED YOUR CASE FOR YOU.

[JAKE] OH, DID YOU NOW?

[ROSE] YOUR FLUNKY DIDN'T GET THE JOB DONE.

[MALACHY] I KNOW, I KNOW. LOOK HE WASN'T GONNA PLANT EVIDENCE,

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SCARE HIM A LITTLE.

[ROSE] SCARE HIM?! REALLY SMART MALACHY!

[MALACHY] WELL I DON'T KNOW! YEAH!

[ROSE] I'M NOT YOUR CLIENT, OKAY?!

I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!

[MALACHY] WELL I DON'T SEE YOU TAKING CARE!

AN EX-CON COMES STRUTTING INTO TOWN THREATENING YOU?!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

[ROSE] THE BEST, BRIGHTEST IDEA YOU CAN UP WITH IS TO

SEND SOME BLOODY EX-COP IN THERE WITH A BAG OF DRUGS?!

[MALACHY] ALRIGHT, NOT ONE OF MY BETTER IDEAS BUT--

[ROSE] NO REALLY, YOU THINK?!

[MALACHY] I OVERSTEPPED. BUT IT WAS BETTER THAN JAKE'S IDEA!

[ROSE] WHAT?!

GOONS FROM THE GOULDS?!

[MALACHY] YEAH? HOW DID YOU KNOW?

[ROSE] I-- I-- I THOUGHT I COULD HANDLE THIS,

I DID. I THOUGHT I COULD GET RID OF HIM AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.

[MALACHY] LETS JUST TAKE A BREATH. LETS THINK.

[ROSE] OKAY.

HERE IS WHAT I KNOW.

YOU CAN'T PUSH MARTIN, OKAY?

AND YOU SURE AS HELL CAN'T PULL HIM.

[MALACHY] LOOK YOU KNOW HIM BEST. BUT I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

[ROSE] OKAY, LETS FIGURE IT OUT. LETS JUST FIGURE IT OUT.

[MALACHY] ANYTHING? [ROSE] NO.

BUT I DID STAB HIM WITH A FORK.

[MALACHY] EXCELLENT. [JAKE] WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT

HERE, NIECE? [TINNY] SO KATHERINE'S KID,

RYAN KENDELL, FACEBOOKED ME. [DES] OH HE DID, DID HE?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA CONFIRM THAT ARE YOU?

[JAKE] "KENDELL"? KATHERINE'S LAST NAME IS "WALSH".

[TINNY] YEAH, I ASKED HIM ABOUT IT. HE SAYS HE TOOK HIS DAD'S LAST NAME.

HIS REAL DAD, WHO WAS KILLED IN A HIT AND RUN WHEN HE WAS A YEAR OLD.

[JAKE] KILLED IN A HIT AND RUN?

[TINNY] YEAH. 1994 ROBERT KENDELL KILLED.

[JAKE] HERE? [TINNY] THEY NEVER CAUGHT THE

DRIVER OF THE VEHICLE THAT KILLED HIM.

[DES] I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

[JAKE] THEY NEVER FOUND THE DRIVER...

BECAUSE THE DRIVER WAS ARTHUR CHAFE.

LOOK AT THAT?

AND I BET YOU THAT 2000 BUCKS MUST BE USED FOR BLACKMAIL.

NICE WORK TINNY.

[TINNY] THANK YOU.

[JAKE] C'MON.

[JAKE] ARTHUR CHAFE, WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM?

[KATHARINE] I TOLD YOU, I'D NEVER HEARD OF HIM BEFORE THE DONATION.

[JAKE] RIGHT.

BESIDES THE BLACKMAIL, YOU MEAN?

[KATHARINE] I RUN A CHARITY MR. DOYLE.

[JAKE] YOU MUST BE DOING PRETTY GOOD THEN IF YOU CAN

DONATE 2000 BUCKS A MONTH BACK INTO THE FUND.

[KATHARINE] YEAH, I DO WHAT I CAN TO SUPPORT THE CENTRE.

[JAKE] OKAY LET'S JUST CUT THE CRAP.

[KATHARINE] OH YEAH GOOD! NOW WOULD BE GOOD, PLEASE!

[JAKE] SOMEHOW YOU FOUND OUT THAT ARTHUR CHAFE HAD KILLED

YOUR FIRST HUSBAND IN THAT HIT AND RUN. INSTEAD OF GOING TO

THE COPS YOU DECIDED TO BLACKMAIL HIM FOR IT.

[KATHARINE] YOU THINK ARTHUR KILLED MY ROBERT?

[JAKE] HE WAS SKIMMING 2000 BUCKS A MONTH FROM HIS OWN

STORE TO PAY FOR YOUR EXTORTION.

[KATHARINE] 2000... 2000... NO, NO, NO.

THAT WAS MONEY FROM AN ANONYMOUS DONATION.

THAT WAS A PHILANTHROPIST.

HE'D HEARD ABOUT MY HUSBAND, HE WANTED TO HELP.

ONCE I GOT BACK ON MY FEET, I USED THE MONEY TO GET THE CENTRE OFF THE GROUND.

I NEVER EVEN MET HIM.

[JAKE] I'M SO SORRY.

ARTHUR CHAFE WAS PAYING YOU THAT MONEY OUT OF GUILT.

[KATHARINE] OH MY GOD!

ALL THESE YEARS, HE WAS PAYING ME OFF?

[JAKE] I REALLY THOUGHT YOU KNEW.

I'M SORRY.

[JAKE] HEY.

[FRANCIS] I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I OWN THE SAFE.

[JAKE] JUST UH...

RELAX, ALRIGHT? DO YOU WANT ME TO OPEN IT OR NOT?

[FRANCIS] YEAH, ALRIGHT.

I'VE BEEN AT IT ALL NIGHT. I'M NOT MUCH OF A--

NO GO AHEAD, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

[JAKE] WELL I'VE GOT A LITTLE THEORY, IF YOU'LL BARE WITH ME.

[FRANCIS] WHAT'S THAT? [JAKE] WELL IT'S THE 20TH DAY,

THE SECOND MONTH, WHICH IS FEBRUARY, FYI.

1994.

EASY.

FILL YOUR BOOTS.

ALTHOUGH I HAVE A FEELING YOUR NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING IN THERE.

[FRANCIS] WHERE IS THE MONEY?

TENS, HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS SKIMMED FROM ME.

WHERE IS THE MONEY?

[JAKE] I'M SORRY FRANCIS, BOY.

I DON'T THINK YOUR BROTHER PUT ONE DOLLAR IN THAT SAFE.

READ THE LETTER.

[FRANCIS] OH MY GOD.

OH GOD, WHAT A PIECE OF WORK.

HE KILLS A MAN, AND THEN HE USES MY MONEY TO EASE HIS CONSCIENCE.

HE'S STILL SCREWING ME! EVEN FROM SIX FEET UNDER!

[JAKE] WELL THE GOOD NEWS IS, IT ALL WENT TO CHARITY, EH?

[FRANCIS] CHARITY? MY ASS! [JAKE] WELL IT'S GOOD TO KNOW

THAT YOU HAVE A SOCIAL CONSCIOUS.

[JAKE] HE WASN'T HAVING AN AFFAIR JANET.

[MALACHY] NO SECOND FAMILY, NO ILLEGITIMATE KIDS.

[JAKE] HE MADE A MISTAKE YEARS AGO, AND HE WAS USING THE MONEY AS A WAY TO MAKE AMENDS.

[JANET] WHAT DID HE DO?

WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO PAY FOR?

[JAKE] THE ANSWERS YOU NEED ARE ALL IN THIS LETTER.

BUT IF I WAS YOU I JUST WOULDN'T BOTHER OPENING IT.

[MALACHY] JUST REMEMBER HIM THE WAY HE WAS.

[JAKE] GOOD LUCK OKAY?

[LESLIE] JAKE, WHERE IS THIS EVIDENCE?

[JAKE] WELL I DON'T YOU KNOW, HAVE IT ON MY PERSON PER SAY.

BUT I CAN GET IT...

OR NOT...

DEPENDS.

[LESLIE] THE DOYLE CHAIN OF CUSTODY, AIRTIGHT.

[JAKE] YEAH LOOK CONSTABLE, THIS HIT AND RUN RIGHT. IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO.

THE GUY KILLED HIMSELF. VICTIM'S WIDOW, SHE JUST WANTS TO OUT IT BEHIND HER.

[LESLIE] YEAH JAKE I KNOW, BUT THERE STILL HAS TO BE AN INVESTIGATION.

[JAKE] CONSTABLE, THE PRESS ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER THESE WOMEN, ALRIGHT.

LETS JUST LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE WHEREVER THEY LIE. WHATEVER.

[LESLIE] JAKE IT'S STUFF LIKE THIS THAT MAKES ME UNDERSTAND

WHY YOU DIDN'T LAST ON THE FORCE.

[JAKE] WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[LESLIE] IT'S A COMPLIMENT!

BUT I STILL HAVE TO CLOSE THE FILE.

[JAKE] YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.

[LESLIE] I'M AFRAID I DO. [JAKE] REALLY?

WHAT ABOUT YOU AND ME, HOW WE DOING? WE GOOD?

[LESLIE] YEAH, WE'RE FINE, WE'RE FRIENDS.

IT'S BETTER THAT WAY DON'T YOU THINK?

[JAKE] NO. NO I DON'T THINK, NOT REALLY.

I MEAN...

[MALACHY] CONSTABLE. [LESLIE] MALACHY.

COFFEE WAS GOOD TODAY.

[MALACHY] YOU'RE WELCOME. [LESLIE] I WANT THAT EVIDENCE.

[JAKE] SO I DIDN'T HEAR ROSE THIS MORNING.

I GUESS SHE WISED UP AND BAILED ON YOU, HUH?

[MALACHY] NOPE, NOT YET. [JAKE] WHAT YOU GOT THERE?

DID YOU UH...

DECIDE TO CHANGE YOUR WILL?

LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME?

[MALACHY] FOUND IT IN THE MAILBOX.

DIVORCE PAPERS.

[JAKE] GET OUT.

FINALLY!

SO MARTIN, HE WISED UP AND SIGHED, EH?

[ROSE] NO HONEY. [MALACHY] THEY'RE FROM NIKKI.

[JAKE] OH.

YEAH.

WHAT?

GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL, GO GET ME SOME PANCAKES.

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE SHE DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE TERMS.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

♪WHERE THEY SING A SONG SO SWEET♪

♪TO MY SAVIOUR WHO IS CALLING ME♪

♪SWEET SWEET♪

♪I JUST HAVE TO BREATHE

HALLELUJAH♪

♪SWEET...♪