Original subtitles

[JAKE] NO, NO, NO, LOOK.

PLANE IS GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AS THE CONVEYOR BELT.

[WALTER] WHAT, AT LIKE THE EXACT SAME VELOCITY?

[JAKE] YES.

[MALACHY] SO TO THE NAKED EYE, THE PLANE ISN'T MOVING?

[JAKE] NOT MOVING!

[MALACHY] WELL, THERE'S NO WAY IT'S TAKING OFF.

[WALTER] YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN MAN.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT.

A PLANE RIGHT? IT DOESN'T NEED WHEELS TO TAKE OFF.

[WALTER] YEAH, SO WHAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THAT CHARADE

ON THE RUNWAY?

THAT'S JUST FOR FUN IS IT?

[MALACHY] YOU SEE, YOU GOTTA FUNDAMENTAL MISUNDERSTANDING

OF BASIC PHYSICS. [JAKE] WELL A LOT OF SMART

PEOPLE I KNOW WOULD AGREE WITH ME.

[MALACHY] NOT ME. [JAKE] WELL, I REST MY CASE.

ALRIGHT THINK ABOUT IT OKAY, LOOK. A BIRD RIGHT, DOESN'T

NEED TO BE GOING 200 CLICKS FOR IT TO GET A LIT OFF.

[WALTER] YEAH, BUT THE PLANE IS NOT FLAPPING IT'S FRIGGIN'

WINGS MAN. [JAKE] OKAY BRUCE.

WHERE DO YOU COME DOWN IN ALL THIS?

[BRUCE] THE ANSWER IS NO. ZERO PERCENT CHANCE OF LIFT OFF.

[JAKE] YEAH WELL, LOOK WHO I'M ASKING. [BRUCE] WATCH IT JAKE.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU THE PHYSICS BEHIND A GOOD BOOT TO THE ARSE.

[JAKE] GET US TWO WHISKY. LOOK THE BOTTLE IS RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOUR PHD.

GIVE US A COUPLE OF GLASSES OF THAT.

[MALACHY] AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO DEBATE ALL EVENING WITH YOU SCHOLARS,

I HAVE THE WARM BODY OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO GO HOME TO.

[WALTER] TO WARM BODIES OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

[JAKE]

[WALTER] WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BOY?

IS THAT STACEY LAYDEN?

GREAT.

OH DAMMIT.

[STACEY] JAKE. [JAKE] STACEY.

[STACEY] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU.

[JAKE] I AM-- I THOUGHT YOU WERE--

YOU LIVE IN MONTREAL NOW? [STACEY] NO THAT DIDN'T WORK

OUT. BUT YOU LOOK GOOD. [JAKE] YOU LOOK...

SAME.

[STACEY] IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW YET. [STACEY]

[JAKE] SO YOU-- WHO YOU HERE WITH?

[STACEY] MY HUSBAND.

I JUST GOT MARRIED.

THIS IS KIND OF HE AFTER AFTER PARTY SO...

[JAKE] CONGRATULATIONS. [STACEY] THANKS. YOU KNOW WE

GOT MARRIED AT HOME, HAD THE CEREMONY FOR MOM.

SO WE'RE GOING TO IRELAND FOR OUR HONEYMOON.

[JAKE] I GOT MARRIED TOO. [STACEY] CONGRATULATIONS.

[JAKE] YEAH, SHE'S AWESOME.

SHE'S-- WE WERE THINKING OF HAVING A BABY A LITTLE WHILE

AGO. [JOHNNY] HEY.

[STACEY] HI. HI.

JOHNNY, THIS IS JAKE.

JAKE THIS IS MY-- [JAKE] HUSBAND.

[JOHNNY] YEAH, HOW'S IT GOING? [JAKE] DANDY.

[STACEY] JAKE AND I GO WAY BACK. WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVER.

[JOHNNY] YEAH.

[JAKE] YEAH, WE GO WAY BACK DON'T WE STACE?

[STACEY] SO JAKE, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN AT?

[JAKE] OH, YOU KNOW THIS IS IT.

WORKING... STAY AT HOME, YOU KNOW. SAME AS ALWAYS.

[STACEY] I MISS HOME.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

[JAKE] YEAH. [STACEY] YEAH.

[JOHNNY] YEAH, YOU GUYS NEVER LIKE LEAVING THE ROCK HUH?

[JAKE] ROCK?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[JOHNNY] JUST THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUTSIDE THIS PUB,

YOU KNOW.

[JAKE] IS THAT RIGHT? [JOHNNY] YEAH.

[JAKE] MAYBE WE SHOULD STEP OUTSIDE SO YOU CAN SHOW ME?

[JOHNNY] MAYBE WE SHOULD, YEAH.

[WALTER] YEAH YOU KNOW, LET ME ASK YOU?

SEE IF YOU HAD A PLANE ON A CONVEYOR BELT, DO YOU THINK A

PLANE COULD TAKE OFF, OFF A CONVEYOR BELT?

[JOHNNY] WHAT?

[WALTER] YOU KNOW LIKE IF THE PLANE AND THE BELT WERE MOVING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS?

[JOHNNY] YEAH, I GUESS. I MEAN A PLANE DOESN'T HAVE TO MOVE TO TAKE OFF. SO YEAH.

[WALTER] AWW.

[JAKE] SEE? SEE, EXACTLY.

SEE... EXACTLY.

[JAKE] [JOHNNY]

[WALTER] YEAH HE-- HE KIND OF PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEEEAAH♪

♪OH YEEEAAH♪ ♪OH YEAH♪

[PIKE] WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE DOYLE?

IT MIGHT FEEL GOOD TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I MEAN WE GOT YOU WITH THE BODY.

YOU'RE HOLDING THE GUN, YOU'RE COVERED IN THE VICTIM'S BLOOD.

TALK TO US JAKE.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT. [LESLEY] MAYBE YOU WANNA WAIT,

FOR A LAWYER.

[PIKE] WHAT? YOU--

[LESLEY] JUST DON'T GO AND SAY ANYTHING STUPID.

[PIKE] ENOUGH STALLING, HUH?

WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON?

[JAKE] LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

YOU GOT THIS AIRPLANE, TAXIED ON A CONVEYOR BELT.

NOW THE QUESTION IS, WILL THE AIRPLANE TAKE OFF

OR NOT?

I MEAN IN YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINIONS.

NO NEED TO RUSH, TAKE YOUR TIME.

[PIKE] THE CONVEYOR BELT, IT'S RUNNING OPPOSITE THE PLANE?

[JAKE] PLANE DOESN'T NEED STACEY TO TAKE OFF.

[MALACHY] YOUNG LADY HERE TO SEE YOU.

[JAKE] WHAT? [MALACHY] STACEY LAYDEN.

[JAKE] OH.

[MALACHY] YEAH. "OH!"

[STACEY] I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU LIKE THIS.

[JAKE] OH GOD, DON'T BE SO FOOLISH. HERE PLEASE SIT DOWN.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO, YOU KNOW, GO FOR A RUN ANYWAY. SO--

[STACEY] IT'S JUST YOU KNOW, AFTER I SAW YOU LAST NIGHT,

I UM I-- I COULDN'T SLEEP. [JAKE] OH YEAH?

WHY?

[STACEY] WELL IT'S JOHNNY.

SOMETHING-- SOMETHING IS WRONG.

[JAKE] WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH JOHNNY?

[STACEY] WELL IT'S-- YOU KNOW EVERYTHING "WAS" PERFECT AND

THEN THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS I MEAN HE'S DIFFERENT.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NERVES, YOU KNOW.

BUT HE'S BEEN SNEAKING AROUND MAKING SECRET PHONE CALLS AND

THERE'S PERFUME ON HIS CLOTHES.

[JAKE] WHAT DO YOU THINK, THAT JOHNNY IS GOING OUT ON YOU?

[STACEY] I DON'T KNOW. BUT I NEED TO KNOW.

YOU KNOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

[JAKE] TOO LA-- TOO LATE?

STACEY YOU KNOW, YOU MARRIED HIM LIKE YESTERDAY.

[STACEY] I KNOW. BUT I NEED TO BE SURE, YOU KNOW,

BEFORE THE HONEYMOON.

[JAKE] OKAY. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[STACEY] YOU'RE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE.

[JAKE] YOU WANNA HIRE ME TO FIND OUT

IF JOHNNY'S GOING OUT ON YOU?

[STACEY] WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, RIGHT?

[JAKE] YEAH IT'S WHAT I DO.

BUT I DON'T DO IT YOU KNOW, WITH OLD FRIENDS.

I MEAN I DON'T HAVE OLD FRIENDS AS CLIENTS.

YOU KNOW LIKE YOU OLD FRIENDS.

[STACEY] I REALIZE YOU MIGHT STILL HATE ME.

[JAKE] I DON'T HATE YOU. WHY WOULD I HATE YOU?

I DON'T HATE YOU.

SO...

[STACEY] THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO JAKE. LONG TIME AGO

AND I'VE CHANGED.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

AND YOU KNOW I HAVE SOME MONEY,

I WAS SAVING IT FOR THE DUTY FREE, BUT--

[JAKE] NO, NO, NO, LOOK--

[STACEY] IT-- THERE'S--

[JAKE] I HAVE ANOTHER RULE OF THUMB, OKAY?

I NEVER STEAL A YOUNG LADIES DRINKING MONEY.

[MALACHY] IN YOUR SHORT HISTORY AS A HUMAN BEING,

ONE THING HAS REMAINED TRUE.

EVERY TIME YOU'RE WITHIN 50 YARDS OF STACEY LAYDEN

YOU END UP BROKEN HEARTED AND A COMPLETE JACKASS!

[JAKE] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[MALACHY] THE FIRST TIME SHE DUMPED YOU AT THE TENDER AGE

OF 13, YOU BURNED DOWN THE GOULD'S REC. CENTER? REMEMBER?

[JAKE] YEAH, BUT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. IT WAS LIKE FAULTY

WIRING OR SOMETHING. [MALACHY] WHEN SHE BROKE UP WITH

YOU TO GO OUT WITH KEN HYNES YOU WERE 15. YOU SMASHED

OUT ALL THE SCHOOL WINDOWS.

[JAKE] THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER.

[MALACHY] THE LAST TIME SHE CALLED IT OFF, YOU WERE 18.

YOU STOLE A CAR AND DROVE IT INTO DEADMAN'S POND.

[JAKE] OH NO! NO ONE EVER PROVED THAT WAS ME.

[MALACHY] NO PATTERN HERE FOR YOU?

[JAKE] WOULD YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

[MALACHY] FINE.

BUT I'M NOT BAILING YOU OUT OF JAIL AGAIN.

[JAKE] LOOK THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALRIGHT?

WE'RE ADULTS NOW.

[JOHNNY] EXCUSE ME?

EXCUSE ME?

[BARMAID] CAN I HELP YOU? [JOHNNY] YEAH, YOU CAN.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET A GIRL HERE.

PRETTY, BLONDE.

SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ROOM...

NOW.

[BARMAID] A BLONDE...

SHE WAS HERE. SHE'LL BE BACK.

THE ROOM WON'T BE READY UNTIL 3.

[JOHNNY] RIGHT. [BARMAID] YOU CAN LEAVE A

MESSAGE IF YOU WANT. [JOHNNY] NO I'M ALRIGHT.

I'M ALRIGHT, THANKS.

[JAKE]

[JAKE] HELLO?

[LESLIE] HEY, WORKING HARD? [JAKE] HA HA.

OH YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[LESLIE] YOU BUSY? [JAKE] LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT HAVE

A COUPLE HOURS. WHAT'S UP? [LESLIE] HOPEFULLY YOU.

I'M OFF TODAY, COME OVER.

[JAKE] OKAY.

[JAKE]

[LESLIE] SO, WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON THESE DAYS?

ANYTHING INTERESTING? [JAKE] YEAH UM...

NO, NO. JUST A CASE FOR AN OLD FRIEND. SHE THINKS HER HUSBAND

IS GOING OUT ON HER MAYBE.

[LESLIE] OH, EXCITING. [JAKE] YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING

ABOUT THIS GUY. I GOT A REALLY BAD FEELING BOUT HIM.

[LESLIE] WHAT KIND OF BAD FEELING?

[JAKE] TWO CONVICTIONS IN QUEBEC, COCAINE AND HEROINE.

JOHNNY KILGALLON, YOU EVER HEAR OF HIM?

[LESLIE] NO.

AND HE'S RUNNING AROUND ON HER TOO?

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW. BUT EITHER WAY...

I SHE'S MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.

[LESLIE] WHAT KIND OF OLD FRIEND IS THIS EXACTLY?

[JAKE] SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND, THAT'S ALL.

[LESLIE] HMM.

IT'S A GOOD THING ALL THESE GALS GOT YOU RUNNING AROUND

DIGGING UP DIRT ON THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS.

[JAKE] THAT'S RIGHT. [LESLIE] WHO DO I GET?

[JAKE] YOU GET ME CONSTABLE, YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME.

[JAKE] I GOT TO GET TO-- [LESLIE] WORK.

YEAH, I KNOW.

IT'S OKAY, GO.

[JAKE] CAN I GET MY SHIRT BACK NOW?

[LESLIE] SURE. [JAKE] YEAH?

DO I HAVE TO TAKE IT?

[LESLIE] I'M AFRAID SO. [ROSE]

HEY!

[MALACHY] HEY YA.

WHAT DID I DO?

[ROSE] NOTHING!

I JUST REALLY LIKE YOU DOYLE, THAT'S ALL.

UM...

IT'S-- UM.

I HAVE SOME PAPER WORK I SHOULD GET TO.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

[MALACHY] YEAH, SURE.

OF COURSE.

[MALACHY] JAKE? WHAT ARE YOU AT?

[MALACHY] IF YOU'RE GONNA DRINK ALONE,

DRINK ALONE IN THE BASEMENT LIKE THE REST OF US.

[JAKE] I'LL BUY YOU A PINT.

MAKE UP FOR BEING SUCH A JERK EARLIER TODAY.

[MALACHY] IT'S A SHADE EARLY BUT...

OKAY!

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU JUST WANTED TO SHARE A PINT WITH THE OLD MAN.

[JAKE] WHAT, DID YOU HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD?

WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO DO THAT?

[MALACHY] FALSE PRETENSES, THIS IS.

[JAKE] YEAH, I KNOW.

IT'S A REAL TWIST OF THE ARM TO GET YOU UP FOR A PINT.

LOOK, I'M GONNA FOLLOW THE GIRL.

YOU STAY ON JOHNNY.

[MALACHY] AND THAT'S WHAT I WON'T.

[JAKE] AH!

[SHEILA] WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?

[JAKE] EASY. BUY A GUY DINNER FIRST AT LEAST.

[SHEILA] YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

[MALACHY] JAKE?

[JAKE]

AH!

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?

[MALACHY] I HAD TO FINISH ME PINT.

[STACEY] JAKE, JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

[JAKE] STACEY IT'S COMPLICATED.

IT'S VERY COMPLICATED I THINK.

[STACEY] WELL, WHO WAS HE WITH?

[JAKE] YOU KNOW, JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME TO FIGURE THIS OUT

AND YOU'LL KNOW BEFORE YOU GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON.

[STACEY] JUST TELL ME IF HE WAS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

[JAKE] SORT OF. [STACEY] SORT OF?

[JAKE] YEAH.

I FOLLOWED HIM TO A MOTEL.

[STACEY] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. [JAKE] I KNOW, THAT'S--

YOU DID HIRE ME THOUGH TO FIND OUT IF HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU RIGHT? SO...

[STACEY] I KNOW. I JUST...

THOUGHT ME AND JOHNNY WAS DIFFERENT.

[JAKE] YOU AND JOHNNY WAS DIFFERENT FROM?

[STACEY] DIFFERENT FROM EVERYBODY ELSE.

[JAKE] I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW THAT?

WE DID GO OUT AT ONE POINT AND...

I HAVE FEELINGS.

[STACEY] YOU STILL GOT THE SAME CAR, HUH?

[JAKE] ACTUALLY IT'S A DIFFERENT CAR, BUT...

[STACEY] IT'S DIFFERENT? [JAKE] YEAH.

IF YOU WANT WE CAN GO IN THE BACK SEAT, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES?

[STACEY] YOU WISH.

[JAKE] I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A DRINK.

[STACEY] A DRINK WILL BE GOOD.

[STACEY] I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO, YOU KNOW? I CAN'T GO ON MY

HONEYMOON.... STAY HERE. [JAKE] YOU COULD YOU KNOW,

GO BACK TO MONTREAL.

[STACEY] I CAN'T GO BACK TO MONTREAL.

[JAKE] WHY IS THAT? [STACEY] WELL, I...

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS.

I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT.

[JAKE] YOU'RE TROUBLE.

[STACEY] WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE TO ME?

[JAKE] 'CAUSE YOU PAID CASH.

[STACEY] SO WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND JAKE DOYLE?

[JAKE] AH, YOU MEAN WHAT EVER HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND STACEY LAYDEN?

[STACEY] I'M SORRY.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW WHAT? SPEAKING OF WHAT'S WHAT. HERE, LIE DOWN.

[STACEY] WHAT? [JAKE] I'M GONNA LET YOU GO TO SLEEP. I'M GONNA GO.

[STACEY] LIE DOWN WITH ME?

[JAKE] OH GOD.

[BRUCE] ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOUR BREAKFAST?

[FRANK] I'LL GET TO IT. [BRUCE] ANYTHING ELSE

I CAN GET YOU?

[FRANK] YEAH.

YOU'VE SEEN THIS FACE AROUND?

[BRUCE] CAN'T SAY I HAVE.

WHO IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE?

[FRANK] SUPPOSED TO BE MY WIFE.

[BRUCE] SORRY.

[JOHNNY] I KNEW I'D FIND HIM HERE WITH YOU. I KNEW IT!

WHAT IS HE COMING ON THE HONEYMOON AS WELL, IS HE? [STACEY] JOHNNY--

[JAKE] LOOK, THIS ISN'T WHAT-- [JOHNNY] SHUT UP! TWO DAYS, TWO DAYS AND

YOU'RE ALREADY CRAWLING IN THE LAP OF LITTLE SCHOOL BY HERE? HUH?

[STACEY] OH YEAH, AND WHERE DID YOU SNEAK OFF TO YESTERDAY?

HMM?

[JOHNNY] EXCUSE ME?

[STACEY] WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT MOTEL JAKE?

[JAKE] UH... [STACEY] YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

HE FOLLOWED YOU ON YOUR LITTLE FRIGGIN' RENDEZVOUS!

[JOHNNY] ARE YOU?!-- WHY YOU GOT HIM FOLLOWING ME?!

[JAKE] YEAH, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER THAT MYSELF.

[STACEY] BECAUSE HE IS A PRIVATE DETECTIVE

AND I HIRED HIM!

[JOHNNY] YOU HIRED A PRIVATE DETECTIVE?!

[STACEY] YES I DID!

[JOHNNY] THAT'S GREAT!

THAT'S REALLY, REALLY GOOD.

[ROSE] HELLO?!

WHAT IS THIS?

[JAKE] I GOT IT. [MALACHY] YUP. LOOKS LIKE IT.

[JOHNNY] WHY DID YOU HIRE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE

THERE STACEY, HUH?!

[STACEY] BECAUSE I KNEW I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU!

[JOHNNY] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU!

[STACEY] OH REALLY?! [JOHNNY] YEAH!

TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

GOOD LUCK HERE WITH YOUR LOSER PROM DATE, ALRIGHT?

'CAUSE THE HONEYMOON IS OVER. IT'S DONE!

[JAKE] WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

[JOHNNY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE?!

[JAKE] OKAY. TAKE IT EASY THERE.

[JOHNNY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE?!

[JAKE] JUST TAKE IT EASY. [STACEY] JOHNNY, JUST TELL ME

THE TRUTH. WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN

YESTERDAY? [JOHNNY] I WAS.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK STACEY!

[JAKE] OW!

AH.

AH.

HEY... YOU!

[ROSE] SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

[MALACHY] TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.

[JAKE] STACEY, JUST CALM DOWN.

[STACEY] STAY AWAY FROM ME!

[JAKE]

[LESLIE] I... UH... BROUGHT YOU A COFFEE.

[JAKE] THANKS. [LESLIE] I'M KEEPING THE MUFFIN!

[MALACHY] NOW THAT WAS AS GOOD AS A CONCERT.

[JEFF] I LOVES YOU.

[JEFF] WHAT WAS THAT?

[FRANK] YOU FINN?

[FINN] THAT'S RIGHT.

FINN IS ME.

[FRANK] WHAT IS THIS? [FINN] IT'S A GUN.

[FRANK] YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANYTHING FROM THIS CENTURY, DO YOU?

[FINN] YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A GUN IN THIS TOWN?

SHE STILL WORKS FINE. IN FACT, SHE'S A BIT OF A TREASURE, YOU KNOW.

THAT GUN SAW ACTION AT GALLIPOLI WITH THE OLD NEWFOUNDLAND REGIMENT.

[FRANK] FASCINATING.

[FINN] YEAH WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT HER I KNOW A COLLECTOR

WHO'S DYING FOR IT. [FRANK] I'LL TAKE IT.

[FINN] ALRIGHT.

ENJOY YOUR STAY IN ST. JOHNS.

OLDEST CITY IN NORTH AMERICA BY THE WAY.

[JAKE] WHAT'S ALL THIS?

[LESLIE] THE CAR WAS RENTED IN ST. JOHNS TO A JOHNNY KILGALLON.

[JAKE] WHERE IS HE?

[LESLIE] DIVERS FOUND HIS WALLET AND ONE OF HIS SHOES SO FAR.

THE REST OF HIM WAS PROBABLY CARRIED OUT TO SEA BY THE CURRENT.

WHERE IS YOUR OLD FRIEND STACEY, JAKE?

[JAKE] SO JOHNNY KILLED HIMSELF?

[LESLIE] WELL THAT'S WHAT I'D BE INCLINED TO THINK,

IF I HADN'T SEEN HIS WIFE CHASING AFTER HIM AND ATTACKING HIM IN THE STREET.

[JAKE] IT'S A LITTLE EXTREME.

[LESLIE] I WANT TO TALK TO HER.

NOW.

[JAKE] LESLIE?!

CONSTABLE?!

LESLIE?!

[LESLIE] CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

[JAKE] YEAH. [LESLIE] WHERE SHE TO, JAKE?

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW. [LESLIE] THIS IS A SUSPECT IN

A POTENTIAL HOMICIDE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[JAKE] OH C'MON! THERE'S NO WAY THAT STACEY LAYDEN IS

GUILTY OF THROWING SOMEONE OFF A CLIFF, ALRIGHT?

THAT MUCH I'M SURE OF.

[LESLIE] YEAH, HOW SURE?

[JAKE] WELL YOU KNOW, PRETTY SURE...

ALMOST... FAIRLY SURE.

LOOK, IF THIS IS ABOUT THIS MORNING, BECAUSE...

[LESLIE] JAKE FORGET ABOUT THAT. I GOT EVERYTHING I EVER

WANTED FROM YOU, I'M GOOD. [JAKE] SO YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA

TALK ABOUT IT? [LESLIE] YOU SEE YOUR CLIENT,

TALK TO ME THEN, AND ONLY THEN.

[JAKE] TELL YOU WHAT, IF I SEE MY CLIENT, I'LL BRING HER TO

YOU ON A SILVER PLATTER.

I PROMISE.

[LESLIE] DON'T BRING HER ANYWHERE.

YOU FIND HER, YOU CALL ME.

[JAKE] STACEY.

[STACEY] I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I JUST-- I DON'T...

JOHNNY WOULD NEVER KILL HIMSELF.

[JAKE] OKAY LOOK, THE COPS AREN'T BUYING SUICIDE EITHER,

ALRIGHT? WHICH IS WHY WE GOTTA GO TALK TO THEM.

SO WE GOTTA GO SEE THEM, AND WE GOTTA GO SEE THEM NOW.

YOU GOT A LITTLE THING CALLED "MOTIVE" GOING ON HERE STACEY.

[STACEY] I WAS UPSET BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

WITH IT JAKE. [JAKE] ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. OKAY...

AFTER THE LITTLE TIFF IN MY LIVING ROOM,

WHERE DID YOU GO?

[STACEY] ARE YOU INTERROGATING ME?

[JAKE] I'M ASKING YOU QUESTIONS THAT THE COPS ARE

GONNA ASK YOU, ALRIGHT?

SO YOU GOTTA HAVE ANSWERS.

[STACEY] I TOOK A WALK. [JAKE] YOU TOOK A WALK?

[STACEY] YES! [JAKE] THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER!

UGH!

WE'VE GOTTA GO SEE THE COPS NOW BEFORE THEY COME AFTER YOU.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? WE GOTTA GET OUT IN FRONT OF THIS THING.

[STACEY] OKAY DO YOU WANNA KNOW, WHO KILLED JOHNNY?

[JAKE] NO I DON'T! OKAY?

I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHO KILLED HIM, BUT THE COPS DO!

ALRIGHT? WE GOTTA GO SEE THEM NOW!

[STACEY] IT WAS FRANK. [JAKE] WHO?

[STACEY] MY HUSBAND. [JAKE] WHAT?

[STACEY] LOOK, WE WERE MARRIED IN MONTREAL, YEARS AGO.

JOHNNY USED TO WORK FOR HIM AND...

WE FELL IN LOVE AND WE WERE TRYING TO RUN AWAY.

[JAKE] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU WERE MARRIED TO A GUY NAMED FRANK,

AND YOU'RE MARRIED TO JOHNNY?

[STACEY] YES.

[JAKE] YOU ARE MARRIED TO TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!

[STACEY] YES!

[JAKE] OH MY GOD!

[STACEY] LOOK, JOHNNY STOLE THIS FROM FRANK BEFORE WE

LEFT, OKAY?

[JAKE] WHAT IS-- WHAT IS THAT?

[STACEY] MONEY.

TAKE IT.

[JAKE] NO, NO. NOPE.

I'M NOT TAKING THAT. NOT TOUCHING IT.

[STACEY] YES.

PLEASE JAKE, JUST TAKE IT AND HIDE IT.

[JAKE] ARE YOU NUTS?!

ALRIGHT LOOK, WE HAVE TO STOP THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

ALRIGHT STACEY?!

[STACEY] JAKE PLEASE!

LOOK, FRANK WILL BE AFTER ME NEXT. I NEED YOUR HELP!

JUST PLEASE HELP ME!

PLEASE, JAKE.

[JAKE] YOU... ARE SERIOUS TROUBLE, YOU KNOW THAT?

[STACEY] I'M SORRY. [JAKE] GIVE IT TO ME.

[STACEY] OKAY, THANKS.

THANK YOU.

[STACEY] WHO'S THAT?

[LESLIE] STACEY LAYDEN, COME WITH US, WE NEED TO TALK.

[STACEY] DID YOU DO THIS?

DID YOU SET ME UP?!

JAKE?!

JAKE?!

[JAKE] YOU TAGGED MY CAR?

[LESLIE] I COULDN'T CHANCE IT JAKE.

[MALACHY] HI THIS IS MALACHY, LEAVE A MESSAGE.

[JAKE] YEAH, DAD.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ALRIGHT?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

[JAKE] I'M GUESSING YOU'RE FRANK, HUH?

[FRANK] UH HUH.

[FRANK] I FOUND MY MONEY IN YOUR TRUNK.

I SAW THE COPS TAKE STACEY AWAY.

[JAKE] HEY.

[FRANK] I THOUGHT QUEBEC WAS THE OLDEST CITY IN NORTH AMERICA?

[JAKE] WHAT?

[FRANK] WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MY WIFE?

[JAKE] UM... OKAY, I THINK WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT, YOU AND ME.

MY NAME IS JAKE DOYLE.

[FRANK] HEY.

WHY DID THE COPS TAKE MY WIFE AWAY?

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU KILLED JOHNNY

KILGALLON. NOW STACEY IS TAKING THE RAP.

[FRANK] JOHNNY'S DEAD? [JAKE] YEAH, JOHNNY IS DE--

WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?

[FRANK] DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR, STAY AWAY FROM STACEY LAYDEN.

SHE'S TROUBLE.

[JAKE] YEAH. STARTING TO GET THAT IMPRESSION.

[ROSE] HMM.

OH!

[MARTIN] ROSE? LOOK AT YOU.

[ROSE] MARTIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[MARTIN] MY GOD, YOU JUST LOOK AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL.

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

STILL THE SAME BEAUTY...

THAT EVER I KNEW.

GOD...

DID YOU EVER GET MY POST CARDS?

[ROSE] YEAH.

ANSWER ME OKAY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? [MARTIN] I'M HAVING A BEER,

WAITING FOR YOU.

SINCE WHEN DID YOU START DRINKING LOGGERS?

[ROSE] THEY'RE NOT MINE. [MARTIN] REALLY?

[ROSE] YEAH, REALLY. [MARTIN] WHO'S ARE THEY?

[ROSE] NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[MARTIN] HUH?

WHO'S ARE THEY?

[ROSE] HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

[MARTIN] DOOR. [ROSE] RIGHT.

[MARTIN] UNLOCKED.

LOVING THIS TOWN BY THE WAY.

[ROSE] WHEN DID YOU GET OUT?

[MARTIN] YOU KNOW ALL THAT TIME I WAS LOCKED UP

IT'S FUNNY THE WAY THE MIND WORKS.

THE THING THAT ABSOLUTELY DROVE ME CRAZY

WAS YOUR SPECIAL CHILI. MORE THAN ANYTHING, SPECIAL CHILI.

ISN'T THAT KIND OF FUNNY?

[ROSE] YOU CAN'T BE HERE.

[MARTIN] BUT I AM HERE AREN'T I? I'M RIGHT HERE.

[ROSE] I HAVE A NEW LIFE MARTIN.

[MARTIN] YOUR OLD LIFE HAS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

[JAKE] YOU WERE RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG OKAY, YOU HAPPY?

[MALACHY] HOW TERRIBLY MATURE OF YOU.

SHE NEVER DID PAY US, DID SHE?

[JAKE] WELL-- NO--

NOT A-- NOT A-- NOT A-- NOT EXACTLY.

[MALACHY] OH, GOOD. GOOD.

[SHEILA] PRIVATE DETECTIVES, DOYLE AND DOYLE.

SERGEANT LANG OF THE RCMP.

[JAKE] WELL HELLO SERGEANT. NICE TO... SEE YOU AGAIN.

[SHEILA] WHERE IS STACEY LAYDEN? [JAKE] HONESTLY, I DON'T CARE.

[MALACHY] FINALLY!

YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH THE LOCAL BOYS.

[SHEILA] YOU'RE THE EX-COP, RIGHT?

[MALACHY] YEAH. [SHEILA] YOU TOO MR. DOYLE.

NOT QUITE THE SAME SERVICE RECORD AS YOUR FATHER THOUGH.

[JAKE] UH... NO SIR.

[SHEILA] THE LAST FIVE YEARS I WAS WORKING ON JOHNNY KILGALLON,

AND HE'S FINALLY SET TO FLIP ON FRANK GILLEY. YOU FAMILIAR WITH HIM?

[JAKE] YEAH, WE ACTUALLY MET EARLIER.

[SHEILA] BIG FISH IN THE MONTREAL MAFIA.

JOHNNY WAS FRANK'S RIGHT HAND MAN.

MY WHOLE CASE WAS JOHNNY UNTIL HE DECIDED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH FRANK'S WIFE

AND COMPLETELY LOST HIS MIND.

[MALACHY] YEAH, THAT'LL HAPPEN WITH HER.

[SHEILA] NOW THEY GOT IT IN HIS HEAD THAT HE WAS GOING TO

STEAL THE BOSS' WIFE, STEAL THE BOSSES MONEY, AND RUN OFF TO IRELAND.

[JAKE] WELL YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF RO-- ROMANTIC.

[SHEILA] INDEED. AND ALL THAT TROUBLE JUST TO KILL YOURSELF IN THE END?

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

[JAKE] YEAH IT IS FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

[SHEILA] SO IN LIEU OF POOR JOHNNY, I WAS THINKING THAT

FRANK'S ARM CANDY WOULD MAKE A GOOD SUBSTITUTE STAR WITNESS,

AND SINCE ALL YOU TOWNIES ARE SO COZY WITH EACH OTHER,

I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP IN FLIPPING HER.

[JAKE] YOU'RE A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR JURISDICTION THERE, AREN'T YOU SERGEANT?

[SHEILA] OH...

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

AND TRUST ME, OUR EYES ARE ON YOU.

AND IF I FIND OUT YOU'RE WITHHOLDING ANY DIRT ON MS. STACEY,

I WILL COME DOWN ON YOU TWO SO HARD AND SO FAST,

IT'LL SET YOUR CLOCKS BACK HALF AN HOUR.

CAPEESH?

[MALACHY] WHY GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE JUST TO KILL YOURSELF?

[JAKE] YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

FOLLOW ME OUT TO MIDDLE COVE.

WAIT, WAIT WAIT!

CUT THIS UP.

CUT ME LOOSE FIRST.

[STACEY] LOOK ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS JOHNNY.

[LESLIE] THEN TELL ME WHAT THAT HUGE FIGHT WAS ABOUT?

[STACEY] IT WAS ABOUT ME AND JAKE.

[LESLIE] WERE YOU HAVING RELATIONS WITH JAKE DOYLE?

[STACEY] IN HIGH SCHOOL, SURE.

BUT NOT NOW.

I MEAN...

[LESLIE] IF YOU AND JAKE WERE NOTHING THEN WHAT WOULD JOHNNY BE SO UPSET ABOUT?

[STACEY] HE WAS JEALOUS.

JOHNNY LOVED ME.

I WAS THE SAME WAY ABOUT HIM.

[LESLIE] STILL THAT JEALOUS HAD TO COME FROM SOMETHING?

[STACEY] WHAT DO YOU MEAN? [LESLIE] YOU ROLL INTO TOWN,

SHOTGUN WEDDING.

MAYBE YOU GET A TOUCH OF THE COLD FEET, AND ALONG COMES GOOD OLD JAKE FROM HIGH SCHOOL,

ALWAYS GOOD FOR THE ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN.

[STACEY] IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.

[LESLIE] IT'S OKAY.

I UNDERSTAND WE ALL HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS FROM TIME TO TIME.

[STACEY] NO, I NEVER HAD ANY SECOND THOUGHTS.

NOT ABOUT JOHNNY. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[LESLIE] NO, EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

[MALACHY] I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SUICIDE THING.

IT DOESN'T ADD UP.

[JAKE] YEAH, ME EITHER.

OH LOOK! PEACH COOLER.

MAN I LOVES A BIT OF PEACH COOLER.

[MALACHY] HEY!

SOME KID FAILED A TEST THIS MORNING.

[JAKE] THIS MORNING?

[MALACHY] YEAH.

[JAKE] ZIGLER.

THERE'S A GOOD NEWFOUNDLAND NAME.

ZIGLER. [MALACHY] HEY.

[JAKE] "A.A = J.Z" YOU THINKING "J"... "Z"...

ZIGLER?

[MALACHY] BACK TO HUFFIN' LIQUID PAPER NOW ARE WE?

[JAKE] MAYBE. BUT EITHER WAY I THINK WE SHOULD GO FIND THE NEAREST HIGH SCHOOL.

[MALACHY] THIS KID IS REALLY DUMB.

[JAKE] AMANDA ASHMORE AND JEFF ZIGLER?

[MALACHY] SORRY TO PULL YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS OUT OF CLASS.

[AMANDA] WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS OKAY?

[JAKE] OH YEAH?

THEN WHY AM I SEEING YOUR INITIALS ALL OVER MIDDLE COVE?

[JEFF] WE ENDED THINGS THIS MORNING, RIGHT?

[AMANDA] I ENDED THINGS THIS MORNING.

[JAKE] OKAY, WELL EITHER WAY YOU BOTH WERE CLIFF SIDE

DRINKING A BOTTLE OF PEACH COOLER, WEREN'T YOU?

[JEFF] MAYBE. [MALACHY] BOOZE...

TRUANCY...

FIRE IN AN UNLICENSED AREA, LEAVING THE SCENE OF A CRIME.

[JAKE] DEFACING HISTORIC ROCKS.

[MALACHY] THE DNA RESULTS ARE ON THE WAY BACK FROM THE LAB

RIGHT NOW, J.Z. [AMANDA] I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL.

[JEFF] SHUT UP.

I'M TELLING HIM.

[JAKE] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR COMPETITION HERE. YOU'LL ALL BE FINE IF YOU

BOTH COOPERATE ALRIGHT?

NOW, DID YOU SEE ANYTHING INTERESTING?

[MALACHY] LIKE A FLYING CAR? [JEFF] WE SAW IT.

[AMANDA] WE SAW EVERYTHING. [DES] WHERE YOU BEEN?

[JAKE] JOHNNY KILGALLON NEVER WENT OFF THAT CLIFF,

IN FACT HE'S NOT EVEN--

DEAD.

[JAKE] STUNNED IS NOT EVEN A WORD I'D USE TO DESCRIBE YOU,

ALRIGHT?

[JOHNNY] YOU GOTTA GET STACEY OUT OF JAIL.

[JAKE] I GOTTA GET STACEY OUT OF JAIL?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE NOT DEAD?

BOOM! THEY LET HER OUT OF JAIL.

[JOHNNY] IF I TELL THE COPS THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN JAIL.

IF I'M IN JAIL, FRANKS GONNA MAKE SURE I DON'T LIVE THROUGH THE FIRST NIGHT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? [MALACHY] MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THROUGH

BEFORE YOU FAKED YOUR OWN DEATH. [JOHNNY] YOU GUY'S AREN'T LISTENING TO ME.

JAIL, WITNESS PROTECTION, FRANK'S GONNA FIND ME, OKAY?

[JAKE] FRANK GOT HIS MONEY BACK.

[JOHNNY] ALL I CARE ABOUT IS STACEY.

[MALACHY] ANOTHER ONE. [JAKE] HANG ON.

DES...

JUST GIVE ME THE PAPER.

SHUT UP.

TAKE THIS.

HOLD ON TO IT.

NOW...

SMILE.

[STACEY] JOHNNY WAS THE ONE.

HE MADE ME WANNA CHANGE, HE WAS DIFFERENT.

[LESLIE] THE QUESTION REMAINS, IF NOT YOU,

THEN WHO COULD HAVE KILLED YOUR HUSBAND MS. LAYDEN?

[STACEY] WHAT?

[ROSE] OKAY.

HEY.

MAL?

[MALACHY] I'M OUT THE DOOR MY DARLING.

[ROSE] I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.

[MALACHY] OH?

THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.

[ROSE] I'M MARRIED. [MALACHY] SORRY?

[ROSE] HIS NAME IS MARTIN POOLE. HE JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON.

WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER IN YEARS, BUT WE'RE STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED.

[MALACHY] RIGHT. [ROSE] YEAH.

[MALACHY] NICE OF YOU TO WAIT UNTIL HE'S OUT OF PRISON TO LET ME KNOW.

[ROSE] WELL HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET OUT THIS SOON.

MAL, I MEANT TO GET A DIVORCE.

THEN WEEKS WENT BY, AND MONTHS, AND YEARS AND THEN I MET YOU.

[MALACHY] I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE?

[ROSE] YEAH, MARTIN POOLE IS THE REASON WHY.

[MALACHY] SUPPOSE A PROPOSAL NOW WOULD BE IN BAD TASTE.

[ROSE] MALACHY?

[STACEY] JAKE, IS JOHNNY DEAD OR ALIVE?

NO ONE WILL FRIGGIN' TELL ME.

[JAKE] HE'S FINE, HE'S FINE. [STACEY] HE'S FINE?

[JAKE] YES.

[STACEY] HE'S FINE.

[JAKE] LOOK AT ME, DO YOU LOVE HIM?

ARE YOU SURE?

[STACEY] YEAH. [JAKE] GOOD.

NOW I GOT A WAY FOR BOTH OF YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE. BUT WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW.

[STACEY] OH JAKE WAIT. JUST TELL ME WHY--

WHY ARE YOU DOING ALL THIS FOR ME?

[JAKE] YOU KNOW THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION STACEY

LAYDEN. YOU KNOW FOR MOST OF MY LIFE I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF

YOU AS THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY, YOU KNOW? AND I LIKED IT.

SO I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU STAY AWAY. YOU GET ME?

JUST... WAIT.

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

[STACEY] ANYTHING. [JAKE] WE WERE 16 YEARS OLD

NEW YEAR'S EVE, REMEMBER? HIT THE STRAND?

YOU STOOD ME UP. WHY?

[STACEY] I WAS 16 JAKE.

I DON'T REMEMBER.

[JAKE] I LOOKED LIKE A TOOL STACEY! YOU KNOW?

I PAID 20 BUCKS FOR THOSE TICKETS. MIDNIGHT COMES AROUND

ALL I HAD TO KISS WAS WALTER.

[STACEY] JAKE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS AT BACK THEN.

[JAKE] TELL ME ABOUT IT. [STACEY] I'LL TELL YOU THIS,

EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT YOU AND ME BACK THEN, GOD I GET

THIS SHARP PAIN IN MY STOMACH.

[JAKE] YEAH? [STACEY] YEAH.

[JAKE] GOOD.

[STACEY] DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

[JAKE] YES.

GET IN THE CAR.

[STACEY] OKAY.

[JAKE] UH OH. I THINK WE GOT COMPANY.

I GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

[LESLIE] I'M IN PURSUIT OF A BLUE GTO AND RED FOUR-DOOR SEDAN.

THEY'RE SPEEDING DOWN MILITARY ROAD TOWARDS GARRISON HILL.

[INTERCOM] COP THAT BENNETT.

[JAKE] HERE WE GO!

[STACEY] WATCH OUT!

[STACEY] JAKE?!

[SHEILA]

[STACEY]

[JAKE] CUE THE VIOLINS.

[MALACHY] C'MON, C'MON. THE CLOCK'S TICKING.

[JOHNNY] GO ON.

[STACEY] THANK YOU. [JAKE] IT WAS NOTHING.

[MALACHY] THAT THERE IS BIGGER THAN YOU SON.

[JAKE] JUST... GO. JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

[FRANK] STACEY!

YOU STEAL MY MONEY JOHNNY AND YOU STEAL MY WIFE?

[JOHNNY] ALRIGHT TAKE IT EASY, ALRIGHT?

[FRANK] SHUT UP!

SO THIS IS REAL?

IS IT?

YOU TWO?

[STACEY] IT'S REAL FRANK.

I'M SORRY.

[JOHNNY] TELL YOU WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE THE MONEY OKAY.

[FRANK] NO. YOU KEEP THE MONEY.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS STACEY.

[STACEY] GOODBYE FRANK. [FRANK] I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

STACEY?

I LOVE YOU!

NO.

NO.

[JAKE] FRANK... BUDDY? [FRANK] HEY!

[FRANK]

[STACEY]

[JAKE] JUST GO! DAD I-- I GOT THIS.

GO ON. JUST GO.

[MALACHY] C'MON. [JAKE] GO.

STACEY, WAIT!

TAKE THIS.

TAKE IT.

GO ON.

GO!

[PIKE] WELL MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO SAY NO.

THE PLANE WILL NOT TAKE OFF.

BUT YOU'RE A SNEAKY BASTARD

SO MAYBE I SHOULDN'T TRUST MY INSTINCTS.

[JAKE] NO, NO, NO, NO.

THERE'S NO TRICKS.

[PIKE] WHAT IS THIS, A TREE FALLING IN THE FOREST KIND OF THING?

[MAN] GO AWAY JAKE, BOY.

[JAKE] NO. IT'S A LEGITIMENT QUESTION.

[PIKE] ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD SAY THE PLANE CAN TAKE OFF.

[JAKE] WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT THEN?

[SHEILA] THAT WAS A NICE DRIVING TOUR YOU TOOK US ON TODAY.

[JAKE] THANKS.

HOW'S FRANK?

[SHEILA] DIDN'T MAKE IT.

[JAKE] OH, I GUESS HE'S NOT CORROBORATING MY STORY THEN IS HE?

[SHEILA] NO, HE WASN'T DOING MUCH OF ANYTHING.

SO ALONG WITH THE MURDER CHARGE,

YOU'RE NOW ON THE HOOK FOR AIDING AND ABETTING A FEDERAL FUGITIVE.

[JAKE] THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD AT ALL.

[SHEILA] NO IT DOESN'T.

[PIKE] ONE CALL, DON'T WASTE IT.

[JAKE] WHATEVER.

[JAKE] HOW WE DOING? [MALACHY] ALMOST AIRBORNE.

AND I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GOING TO BAIL YOU OUT AGAIN.

[JAKE] HEY DO ME A FAVOUR, ASK THE PILOT ABOUT

THE CONVEYOR BELT AIRPLANE THING?

[MALACHY] NAH, IT'S TOO LATE.

[JAKE] SHAGGER. THAT'S TOO BAD.

YOU OKAY THERE SKIPPER?

[MALACHY] NOPE. [JAKE] YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?

[MALACHY] NO!

[JAKE] YOU SURE?

[MALACHY] MAYBE WHEN YOU GET OUT IN 10-20.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT.

TAKE ME TO MY ROOM.

♪I'M NOT GONNA BE A CRUCIFIX PIN CUSHION♪

♪I'M NOT GONNA BE A VOODOO DOLL♪

♪I FLY WITH MILITARY PRECISION

THIS IS MY HOLY GROUND♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEAH (OH YEAH)♪

♪OH YEEAAH OH YEAH♪