Original subtitles

[DES] HE'S GOING INSIDE.

[MALACHY] DON'T BE SHY WITH THE PICTURES NOW, GET AS MANY AS YOU CAN.

[MALACHY] JAKE, HOW IS EVERYTHING LOOKING?

[JAKE] COULD BE WORSE.

HERE HE COMES.

[CANDY] LAP DANCE BABY?

[JAKE] SOMETHING LIKE THAT. MAYBE YOU CAN DO ME A FAVOUR?

[CANDY] DEAL.

[THOMAS] MAN YOU'RE AWESOME BABY.

[JAKE] SORRY... SORRY.

[CANDY] WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE WITHOUT THAT?

[THOMAS] HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO TAKE THINGS OFF REMEMBER?

[CANDY] SUIT YOURSELF.

[THOMAS] WOW!

[JAKE] OKAY, SORRY IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME.

[STRIPPER] JERK!

[JAKE] HEY THERE! YOU KNOW IF THE WIND CHANGES, YOUR FACE IS

GONNA STAY LIKE THAT.

[DES] INSURANCE COMPANY IS GONNA LOVE THIS BUDDY BOY.

[BOUNCER] ALRIGHT BOYS, TIME TO GO. TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

[DES] I LOVE THIS JOB.

[MALACHY] WHY IS IT EVERY TIME WE DO ANYTHING, YOU TAKE A BEATING?

[JAKE] WHAT YOU GETTING ON WITH?

[MALACHY] BET YOU CAN'T GO THREE DAYS WITHOUT GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

[JAKE] MALACHY DOYLE IS GAMBLING.

[MALACHY] BELIEVE ME, THIS IS NOT A GAMBLE.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT. YOU'RE ON. [MALACHY] WELL YOU JUST PUT

YOUR MONEY WHERE THE FIST USUALLY LANDS, HURRICANE.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT HOW MUCH?

[MALACHY] WE BET THE FEES FOR THIS CASE.

[JAKE] AHHH, HIGH STEAKS. I LIKE IT, DEAL.

[TERRI] PULL!

[JAKE] MISS. BISHOP! NICE SHOT.

[TERRI] IT'S MRS. BISHOP... ACTUALLY FOR THE TIME BEING.

BUT TERRI IS PREFERRED.

[TERRI] PULL!

[TERRI] I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO BEGIN.

[MALACHY] WHY DON'T YOU START BY TELLING US HOW WE CAN HELP YOU?

[TERRI] WELL HE'S BEEN ACTING STRANGE, EVEN FOR NED.

[MALACHY] STRANGE, HOW? [TERRI] WELL HE WORKS ALL DAY,

AND THEN HE TAKES A NIGHT SHIFT.

HE'S BEEN DISAPPEARING ON WEEKENDS,

NOT TELLING ME WHERE HE'S GOING AND AH,

WELL, HE DOESN'T SEEM THAT INTERESTED IN ME ANY MORE.

[JAKE] THAT IS STRANGE. [MALACHY] HAS THERE BEEN

INFIDELITY IN THE PAST, FROM EITHER OF YOU?

[TERRI] OH NO NOT ME, AND NED I MEAN, MY GUT SAYS NO.

[JAKE] YET YOU HIRE US? [TERRI] WELL HE'S MY HUSBAND

AND I LOVE HIM, AND I MEAN HE MAYBE UNLESS, BUT I WANT TO

BE WITH HIM. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. I KNOW IT,

AND I JUST WANNA FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. BUT TO BE HONEST HIRING

PRIVATE DETECTIVES, IT JUST FEELS A LITTLE BIT CREEPY.

[JAKE] YOU SHOULD TRY BEING ONE.

[MALACHY] WE'LL START RIGHT AWAY. I'M SURE IT'LL ALL WORK

OUT FINE. DON'T WORRY. [JAKE] AND LISTEN, HERE IS MY

CARD. MY DIRECT LINE IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, CALL ME DAY OR

NIGHT. [TERRI] OKAY.

[MALACHY] WATCH IT YOU.

SEE WHAT SHE DOES TO SKEETS?

[MALACHY] AS MUCH AS I HATE DOING THESE MATRIMONIAL CASES,

WE HAVE TO MAKE A LIVING. [JAKE] BUT JUST HOW HOT SHE

IS, OKAY SERIOUSLY. NOW LOOK AT NED. RIGHT? NOW LOOK AT HER

AGAIN, NOW LOOK AT HIM.

IT JUST... AHH. NED CHEATING ON HER, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY

SENSE. [ROSE] SPEAKING OF NED, I'VE

GOT HIS LOG BOOK HERE TERRI GAVE IT TO ME, IT'S COMPLETELY

DISORGANIZED. [MALACHY] I KNOW HONEY, BUT

SEE WHAT YOU CAN GET FROM IT.

[ROSE] WELL, I'LL TRY. [DES] I'LL HELP.

[JAKE] AREN'T YOU LITTLE MR. HELPFUL.

IF WE RUN ANY INTEL ON THIS GUY, WE GOTTA GET IN CLOSE.

[ROSE] TO HIS WIFE, YOU MEAN?

[JAKE] I'M SERIOUS, WE WANNA KNOW MORE, WE GOTTA GET A MAN ON THE INSIDE.

[ROSE] OF HIS WIFE, YOU MEAN?

[ALL]

[JAKE] THIS IS A---

[TERRI] BOYS. IS HE THE NEW GUY?

[JAKE] UM... YEAH.

YEAH-- YES, YES.

[TERRI] WELCOME ABOARD.

NEXT TIME WEAR A COLLARD SHIRT, OR DON'T BOTHER SHOWING UP.

[JAKE] LORD GOD, SHE'S A BIT ALRIGHT.

[NED] TRY LIVING WITH HER. [CABBIE] DON'T MIND NED,

HE'S THE HUSBAND.

[JAKE] EXCUSE ME.

HELLO?

[MALACHY] NICE ONE .

[JAKE] BITE ME.

[ANSWERING MACHINE] HEY IT'S NIKKI, LEAVE A MESSAGE.

[JAKE] JAKE AGAIN, I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU. JUST WHATEVER, CALL ME BACK.

[DISPATCHER] CALL TO DELTA FOR TIM MCCOY.

TIM MCCOY TO DELTA.

[CABBIE] THERE YOU GO, YOURS.

[NED] NO, I GOT THIS ONE.

[DISPATCHER] DELTA HOTEL FOR TIM MCCOY.

TIM MCCOY TO DELTA.

[JAKE] GO GET HIM.

[GIRL] TELL ME AGAIN...

WHAT AN OIL CASH ANALYST DOES?

[BUSINESS MAN] STUFF.

[JAKE] HELLO?

[MALACHY] JAKE, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE.

[JAKE] DAD-- [MALACHY] MEET ME AT FIELD STREET AND FRESHWATER.

[JAKE] DAD, DAD?

HEY!

HEY, GET OUT! GET... OUT!

[GIRL] WHY WOULD YOU LET US OUT HERE?

[JAKE] GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

[BUSINESS GUY] MAN IF YOU THINK I'M TIPPING FOR THIS, YOU'RE NUTS.

[JAKE] YEAH WELL HERE IS A TIP, YOU SHOULD LEARN TO RESPECT

ONE... ANOTHER.

[NIKKI] NO, LET'S GO. IT'S ALL GOOD.

[JAKE] DAD?

DAD?

[MAN] AH!

[JAKE] HEY!

HEY!

[MALACHY] JAKE!

JAKE, I'M GONNA NEED A HAND HERE.

[JAKE] WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

[JAKE] OH NEDDY BOY.

C'MON.

[JAKE] YOU ALRIGHT DAD? [MALACHY] YEAH.

YEAH I'M OKAY, FINE.

[NED] HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN TROUBLE ANYWAY?

AND WHO'S HE?

[MALACHY] I WAS JUST DRIVING BY.

[NED] OH YEAH?

WELL HE CALLED YOU "DAD".

[JAKE] THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE, YOU KNOW FATHER ISSUES.

WHO WAS IT THAT ATTACKED YOU NED?

[NED] I DON'T KNOW, BUDDY JUMPED ME. HE ROBED ME.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, WELL I GUESS WE SHOULD BE CALLING THE COPS THEN.

[NED] NO, NO, NO.

WE'VE HAD A LOT OF ROBBERIES, INSURANCE IS GONNA KILL US.

[MALACHY] IS THIS YOUR JACKET?

THIS FELL OUT OF THE POCKET.

EUROS? [NED] THANKS.

[JAKE] THAT'S NOT BAD FOR A GUY WHO GOT ROBBED.

[NED] YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, "DAD".

AS FOR YOU NEW FELLA,

I SEES YOU EYE BALL MY WIFE AGAIN...

[MALACHY] AND WHO KNEW I'D WIN IT ON DAY ONE.

[JAKE] WIN WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[MALACHY] THE GOON DID OR DID NOT PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, BACK THERE?

[JAKE] THE GOON?

NO, HE DIDN'T PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. HE PUNCHED ME IN THE NECK.

[MALACHY] OH C'MON! IT'S THE SAME THING.

[JAKE] YOUR NECK IS NOT YOUR FACE, ALRIGHT?

AND BESIDES YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT HIT IN THE FACE.

YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME.

[MALACHY] WE KNOW NED WAS LYING, HE WASN'T ROBBED.

THAT GUY WAS BEATING HIM FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

[JAKE] YEAH HE STILL HAD ALL THAT MONEY ON HIM. YOU KNOW

MAYBE BUDDY WAS THE HUSBAND, SIMPLE.

[MALACHY] HE'S MEETING SOMEONE TOMORROW, SOMETHING MCCOY.

[JAKE] LET ME SEE THAT?

"THE REAL MCCOY".

YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD, WHEN NED SCAMMED THAT FARE

FROM ME, IT WAS FOR MCCOY.

MAYBE IT'S CODE FOR THE AFFAIR.

[MALACHY] FOR A FALANDER, NED SEEMED MAD ENOUGH AT YOU

FOR FLIRTING UP HIS WIFE.

[JAKE] NO I KNOW, SHE'S PRETTY HOT BUT YOU KNOW, NO GUY,

CHEATING OR NOT WANTS A GUY WANTS SOME OTHER MAN, YOU KNOW,

COZYING UP NEXT TO HIS WOMAN.

[MALACHY] DON'T... JAKE.

[JAKE] I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[MALACHY] HERE WE GO. [NIKKI] THANK YOU.

[DR. COLLINS] YOU'RE WELCOME. [NIKKI] SO NICE OF YOU.

[JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[NIKKI] EXCUSE ME? [JAKE] I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

DOING NIKKI, THIS IS MY BAR, YOU KNOW THAT.

[NIKKI] YES, WELL WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE SO I GET

HALF THE BAR. [JAKE] WELL, YOU'RE IN MY HALF.

[NIKKI] JAKE, YOU REMEMBER DR. COLLINS?

[JAKE] YES I REMEMBER DR. COLLINS.

[DR. COLLINS] HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

[JAKE] HELLO DR. COLLINS. [NIKKI] YOU WANNA GO THROUGH

MY PURSE JAKE?

YOU WANNA PLANT A CAMERA IN THERE?

[JAKE] NO, I'M GOOD. THANKS.

DR. COLLINS, I AM SO SORRY WE MET LAST TIME UNDER SUCH

AWKWARD CIRCUMSTANCES. [DR. COLLINS] YOU KNOW WHAT,

I'M GONNA GET US A DRINK, CAN I GET YOU ONE JAKE?

[NIKKI] NO. NO. [JAKE] NO, I'M GOOD.

[NIKKI] HE'S GOOD.

[JAKE] I KNOW YOU PLANTED THAT PREGNANCY TEST NIKKI.

[NIKKI] YOU'RE CRAZY. YOU'RE REALLY CRAZY.

[JAKE] YEAH?

YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME, I KNOW YOU.

[NIKKI] FOR THE RECORD, IF I WAS MESSING WITH YOU,

I WOULD TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR

RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE SUCH A CLICHÉ.

[MALACHY] THIS IS ON JAKE'S TAB.

GET THIS GUY A DRINK.

[DR. COLLINS] TWO BEERS WOULD BE GREAT.

THANKS A LOT.

[NIKKI] JUST GO PLEASE.

NO I'M SERIOUS.

[JAKE] THIS ISN'T OVER. [NIKKI] YES JAKE, IT IS OVER.

OKAY?

[DES] OKAY, OKAY YOU GUYS READY TO WATCH THIS?

WATCH, OKAY. HERE WE GO.

SO HE COMES IN, HE TAKES THE PICTURE.

LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS OF HIMSELF?

AND THEN BOOM!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET ME DO IT.

WATCH I'LL DO IT FRAME BY FRAME.

[JAKE] HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT?

[ALL] NOTHING. [MALACHY] SO WITH NED,

WE KNOW HE'S SEEING SOMEONE, PROBABLY A WOMAN.

[DES] SHOULD I GET A WIRE AND STUFF?

[MALACHY] NO, NO.

BUT YOU AND TINNY JUST PRETEND TO BE ON A DATE.

[JAKE] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DATE"?

[ROSE] MALACHY, I THINK THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. THEY'RE TOO

YOUNG, THEY'RE KIDS.

[MALACHY] NO, WHEN I WAS A COP I USED TO TAKE JAKE OUT ALL

THE TIME WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. [JAKE] THAT'S DIFFERENT,

OKAY, YOU JUST-- YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?

[TINNY] YEAH. [DES] PIECE OF CAKE.

[JAKE] AND YOU, DON'T GET ALL METHODY ABOUT THIS.

OKAY, IF YOU'RE ON A DATE YOU JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE.

[MALACHY] WE BLEW OUR COVER WITH THIS GUY.

YOU JUST NEED TO GET SOME FOOTAGE

IN CASE WE CAN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH.

[ROSE] AND JAKE AND MALACHY WILL BE CLOSE BY THE WHOLE TIME, RIGHT?

[MALACHY] IT'LL BE FINE.

[DES] YEAH, SURE. [MALACHY] YEAH?

YEAH?

[TINNY] SO DES, GOING UNDER COVER? YOU NERVOUS?

[DES] ME? NO WAY.

ARE YOU?

[TINNY] NAH, IT'S IN MY BLOOD.

[JAKE] ARE YOU SENSING ANYTHING?

[MALACHY] NO. [DES] LISTEN, IF WE NEED TO

JUST FOR THE AUTHENTICITY OF IT, WE MIGHT HAVE TO KISS,

OR HUG, OR HOLD HANDS, OR SOMETHING.

[JAKE] YOU'RE NOT GETTING A LITTLE BIT OF CHEMISTRY BETWEEN

THOSE TWO?

[MALACHY] NO THERE'S NOT. NO.

[JAKE] HEY ROMEO, FOCUS. [TINNY] AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO

HAVE A CAMERA OR SOMETHING? [DES] WHAT?

OH YEAH! OH YEAH! GEEZ.

THAT'S COOL.

[MALACHY] WHAT'S HE DOING?

[JAKE] I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. YOU KNOW..

HEY WE'RE ON. WE'RE ON.

FOCUS.

[MALACHY] DES, TINNY, BE CAREFUL, AND BUCK UP.

[KAREN] HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

[DES] WE GOT A LADY. [JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GET OFF MY NIECE.

[MALACHY] DES, TINNY GET OUT OF THERE NOW!

[JAKE] WE GOTTA GO.

[MALACHY] THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF.

IMPORTED FROM FRANCE.

[JAKE] LET ME SEE THAT?

NO DUTY FREE ON IT.

THIS IS CONTRABAND.

[MALACHY] COULD BE FROM ST-PIERRE AND MIQUELON.

[DES] WHO?

[JAKE] DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL

OR...

[DES] YEAH. [MALACHY] COUPLE OF FRENCH

ISLANDS JUST 25 CLICKS OFF SHORE.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW, DOWN BY BURIN. IT'S THE BOOBIE PRIZE

THAT FRANCE GOT AFTER THEY LOST NEWFOUNDLAND TO ENGLAND.

GIVE ME THAT. [MALACHY] SET FOOT ON

ST-PIERRE, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY ON FRENCH SOIL, AND THE BOOZE

THERE IS CHEAP AS DIRT. [JAKE] YEAH, A BOTTLE LIKE

THIS OVER HERE IS WORTH ABOUT THREE TIMES MORE THAN YOU CAN

GET FOR OVER THERE.

[MALACHY] MMMM.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

EASY KILLER.

YOU KNOWS HOW YOU GETS UNDER RUM.

WE MEET OUR CLIENT IN A FEW HOURS.

[JAKE] OH, THAT'S A MEETING I DON'T WANT TO MISS.

BELIEVE ME. CLEAN UP.

[MALACHY] MHMM.

[NIKKI]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THIS IS REALLY NICE, YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE NORMAL.

IT'S LIKE I'M NOT USED TO NORMAL.

CAUSE I CAN LOOSE IT FROM TIME TO TIME, AND JAKE, OH MY GOD,

HE'S LIKE AND THE TWO OF US TOGETHER ARE LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE,

LIKE WE'RE LIKE ON FIRE, I SWEAR TO GOD WE HAVE THE CRAZIEST---

I'M SO SORRY,

I'M TOTALLY TALKING ABOUT MY EX, I-- IT'S SO RUDE.

[DR. COLLINS] LOOK IT'S OKAY, RIGHT. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO

VENT. [NIKKI] YEAH, BUT YOU'RE HERE

WITH ME AND YOU'RE LIKE REALLY GREAT AND UMM...

[JAKE] WOW!

HEY, GOD, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU KIDS.

[DR. COLLINS] HEY JAKE. [NIKKI] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[JAKE] WHAT DO YOU-- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

I'M JUST HERE LOOKING AT THE VIEW. SINGLE HILL YOU KNOW.

[NIKKI] YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME, AREN'T YOU?

[JAKE] NO. YOU'RE INSANE. [NIKKI] RIGHT, I'M INSANE.

RIGHT, RIGHT. YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT HIM?

[JAKE] SOME DATE WAH?

[NIKKI] YOU'RE PATHETIC JAKE, DO YOU KNOW THAT? YOU'RE PATHETIC!

[JAKE] YOU GUYS, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC TOGETHER.

YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE AS A COUPLE YOU LOOK GREAT, HONESTLY.

[NIKKI] WHAT DO YOU CARE? [JAKE] I DON'T. I'M JUST HAPPY FOR YOU. I AM.

[NIKKI] WELL YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY SO...

[JAKE] WELL I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAT TO-- [NIKKI] MHMM.

[JAKE] I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.

[NIKKI] YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY?

[JAKE] RIGHT, WELL I'LL LET YOU GUYS CARRY ON WITH YOUR--

NO, NO, NO, NO.

I'M SORRY, IT WASN'T-- I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

I KNOW THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF ALPHA PLAY--

[DR. COLLINS] YEAH.

[JAKE] IT WASN'T, I SWEAR.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM WHALE WATCHING,

YOU KNOW, BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR IT.

[NIKKI] LISTEN, HE'S LIKE-- HE'S JUVENILE.

[DR. COLLINS] YEAH I KNOW.

[JAKE] HE'S SMA-- HE'S A SMALL MAN.

[MALACHY] YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?

[TERRI] SO HE IS STEPPING OUT ON ME? I KNEW IT.

[JAKE] NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT 100 PERCENT SURE YET.

[TERRI] WHO IS SHE? [MALACHY] DON'T KNOW.

ALL WE KNOW IS SHE GAVE NED A BOTTLE OF GOOD FRENCH RUM.

[TERRI] HE'S DRINKING?

THE LAST TIME NED WAS DRINKING HE CRASHED HIS CAB, LOST HIS

LICENSE.

WE ALMOST LOST THE BUSINESS.

IF HE'S DRINKING AGAIN-- [JAKE] LOOK THIS IS JUST THE

BEGINNING STAGE OF THE INVESTIGATION.

[MALACHY] WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL THE FACTS YET.

[TERRI] YOU KNOW ALL THESE YEARS WHEN HE SLIPPED ON THE

BOTTLE I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT.

BUT THIS TIME I...

WE'RE JUST DRIFTING APART FARTHER THAN I THOUGHT.

[TERRI] NED WHAT'S YOUR 20?

[NED] NONE OF YOU FRIGGIN' BUSINESS WOMAN.

[TERRI] 18 YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE LOT. NOW!

[JAKE] SHOULD WE LET HER JUST GO AND KILL HIM OR?

[MALACHY] BETTER NOT.

[TERRI] YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AND MESSING AROUND ON ME NED?

LOOK AT YOU! LOOK AT YOUR FACE!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

[NED] WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT WOMAN?!

[TERRI] YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN. YOU PROMISED ME YOU

WEREN'T GONNA DRINK AGAIN ANYMORE.

[NED] HANG ON NOW! ARE YOU NUTS?!

I'M NOT DRINKING ALRIGHT?!

OH YOU TOO AGAIN IS IT?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? [TERRI] I HIRED THEM,

AND I KNOW ABOUT THE AFFAIR.

OKAY, SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS OVER.

OKAY, I WANT A DIVORCE.

[NED] WHAT? NO, NO, NO!

IT'S NOT THAT TERRI C'MON! NOW THEY GOT IT ALL MIXED UP!

TERRI? C'MON JUST WAIT!

[MALACHY] HIT HIM! DON'T HOLD IT IN, YOU GET ULCERS.

[NED] IDIOT!

[JAKE] HIT HIM?

THAT WASN'T A-- [MALACHY] I KNOW, I KNOW,

IT WAS A SLAP NOT A PUNCH.

[JAKE] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HIM TO HIT ME.

[MALACHY] YOU'RE SUCH A BABY!

[JAKE] YEAH WELL, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HOW YOU PEOPLE ARE TREATING US DOCTORS.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT DR. JIM COLLINS.

YEAH THAT'S ME. NOW I'D LIKE TO REVOKE MY MEMBERSHIP WITH THE ASSOCIATION.

THAT'S RIGHT. WELL YOU DO THAT THEN, AND LISTEN

BEFORE YOU GO, DO YOU KNOW HOW I'D GO ABOUT CANCELING MY MEDICAL LICENSE?

WELL THAT'S VERY GOOD. DO YOU HAVE A NUMBER?

YEAH, WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'VE BEEN MOST HELPFUL.

BUH BYE.

[DES] WHO'S BUDDY AND MRS?

THE LOVE BIRDS?

THE LOVE BIRDS BOY, LOOK.

[JAKE] WHAT? [DES] SHE'S SMILING HERE, SEE?

THAT MEANS SHE LIKES HIM. [JAKE] YOU KNOW, SOME LADIES

THEY SMILE A LOT. [DES] AND ON THIS ONE SHE'S

GOT HER NECK ALL EXPOSED.

LIKE SHE'S PULLED HER HAIR BACK WITH HER HAND. IT'S A SIGN SHE

LIKES THE GUY. [JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT? [DES] OH, AND HERE LOOK, LOOK.

SHE'S GOT HER HAND ON HIS HEART RIGHT?

AND HERE ON HIS ARM WHILE SHE'S TALKING TO HIM, SHE'S TOTALLY

PRESENTING. [JAKE] PRESENTING?

[DES] YEAH. SHE LIKES HIM TOTALLY, SHE'S READY TO MATE

MAN. OW! AH!

[JAKE] LISTEN TO ME!

THAT IS MY WIFE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT OKAY?

IF YOU TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS, I'LL HAVE YOU SPADE AND

NEUTERED, YOU UNDERSTAND?

[DES] OKAY! AH! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR BOSS?

[JAKE] JUST GO, GET OUT!

[DES] OW, GEEZ.

[MALACHY] WHAT'S WITH HIM? [JAKE] NOTHING, HE'S FROM GANDER.

[MALACHY] ROSE HAS BEEN DOING SOME DIGGING.

[ROSE] YES, AND HERE IS MY REPORT.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS MADE THEIR ROUNDS THROUGH SEVERAL OF THE BISHOP'S DRIVERS.

[MALACHY] BEATINGS, ROBBERIES.

[JAKE] ANY OF THEM REPORTED TO THE COPS?

[MALACHY] NO ONE EVER GETS A LOOK AT THE ROBBERS FACE,

SO THEY CLAIM.

[JAKE] I THINK I MIGHT HAVE WHEN I PUNCHED IT. THERE'S

ANOTHER MCCOY RIGHT HERE. [MALACHY] YOU THINKING THE

JEALOUS HUSBAND IS OUR MYSTERY ROBBER?

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW.

IT WOULDN'T HURT TO FLUSH HIM OUT AND ASK, MAYBE.

[MALACHY] THIS TIME, I'LL HACK.

YOU TELL ME.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT. WELL I'M GONNA STAY CLOSE OLD MAN.

BYE.

[JAKE] DAD, ANYTHING ON THE GO?

[MALACHY] NOTHING DOING.

[DISPATCHER] 2310 ATLANTIC FOR MCCOY.

MR. MCCOY, 2310 ATLANTIC AVE. [NED] CAR 18 I GOT THIS ONE.

[MALACHY] JAKE, HE'S GOT A MCCOY.

WE'RE GONNA GET THERE FIRST, HERE WE GO.

[BERN] JUST DRIVE.

[MALACHY] RIGHT.

[BERN] NOW PULL OVER.

[MALACHY] ARE YOU MCCOY?

[BERN] I'M LOOKING FOR HER.

NO, NO, NOT YET.

I WANT MCCOY FIRST.

[MALACHY] FRIEND OF YOURS? [BERN] KEYS!

[RODNEY] OUT YOU GETS.

[BERN] NEW CABBIES ARE SO STUNNED AREN'T YOU?

OR ARE YOU JUST STUBBORN?

[RODNEY] YOU CROWD READY TO GIVE UP THE MOON LIGHTING OR WHAT?

[BERN] WHO'S YOUR SUPPLIER?

[MALACHY] YOU MIND IF I TURN OFF MY METER AT LEAST--

[BERN] SHUT UP. NOW, IS THE STUFF IN THE TRUNK?

[MALACHY] YEAH.

SOME WEATHER HUH?

[BERN] DON'T GET CUTE.

[JAKE] NICE. [BERN/RODNEY]

[BERN] DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH HERE?

[JAKE] NO. SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL US?

[MALACHY] BOO!

[BERN] YOU COPS?

[JAKE] NO WE'RE NOT COPS, WORSE.

[BERN] YOU WORK FOR BISHOP? [MALACHY] SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[BERN] HOLD ON. [JAKE] OH, THAT'S CHARMING.

[MALACHY] SERIOUSLY, THIS GENERATION.

[JAKE] ALL GOOD NOW, ARE WE? [BERN] GIMME A MINUTE.

BETTER. [JAKE] WHY ARE YOU GOING AFTER

NED BISHOP AND HIS DRIVERS? [BERN] WE JUST WORKS FOR

THE OXY.

[JAKE] YOU WORKS FOR THE OXY?

WHO GIVES YOU THE OXY?

WHO GIVES YOU THE DRUGS?

[RODNEY] DON'T TELL HIM BERN. [BERN] NO WAY MAN, I AIN'T TELLING YOU.

[MALACHY] C'MON, GIVE US A FIGURE. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

[JAKE] A FITH-- HOW MUCH MONEY WILL IT COST

FOR YOU TO TELL US WHO YOU'RE WORKING FOR?

[RODNEY] 50.

[BERN] 100.

[JAKE] HOW ABOUT I GIVES YOU, 100 EACH?

[BERN/RODNEY] MAURICE BECKER.

[MALACHY] WHO? [BERN] THE RUM RUNNER.

[MALACHY] RUM?

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, BEAT IT.

I'M DRIVING.

AFTER THAT LITTLE TRUNK RIDE YOU GAVE ME.

WHERE ARE THE KEYS?

[LESLIE] WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT RUM RUNNERS FOR?

[JAKE] IT'S JUST A CASE I'M WORKING ON.

[LESLIE] IS THIS WHAT WE DO NOW?

[JAKE] WHAT? [LESLIE] YOU ASK ME FOR

INFORMATION ON SOME CRAPY CASE, I ANSWER, YOU GET WHAT

YOU WANT. IS THAT IT? [JAKE] OKAY, UH--

[LESLIE] DO YOU ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT JAKE DOYLE?

[JAKE] NO, NO.

MY GOD BELIEVE ME.

I MEAN NOT REALLY.

[LESLIE] WHATEVER.

THE REASON YOU CAN'T FIND MAURICE BECKER IS BECAUSE HE

DOESN'T LIVE HERE.

[JAKE] OKAY, DOES HE LIVE IN ST-PIERRE?

[LESLIE] OH SO YOU CAN FIGURE OUT SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN?

HE STICKS TO FRENCH SOIL, THERE'S BEEN CANADA WIDE WARRANTS OUT ON HIM FOR YEARS.

[JAKE] THANKS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

[LESLIE] YEAH, IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE HOW THIS WAS GONNA GO.

[JAKE] NOW WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[LESLIE] NOTHING, FORGET IT.

JUST DO ME A FAVOUR AND DON'T CALL ME FOR A WHILE, A LONG

WHILE. I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SPENDING MY TIME

FEEDING YOU INFORMATION, WHILE YOU PRETEND TO STARE AT MY

CHEST. [JAKE] HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T

JUST DO THIS SO I CAN SEE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? [TERRI] RUM RUNNING,

IN MY CABS?!

[NED] THEY'RE MY CABS TOO YOU KNOW! NOT LIKE IT SHOWS THE

WAY YOU TREAT ME. [TERRI] OH SHUT UP!

ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!

[NED] NO! NO! I'D NEVER DONE NOTHING WRONG.

EXCEPT FOR THAT RUM THING I MEAN.

[TERRI] OH THE RUM THING, YOUR BIG PLAN, WHY?!

[NED] FOR THE COMPANY ALRIGHT?!

WE'RE NOT MAKING THE KIND OF MONEY AT THIS CAB THING AS YOU THINK WE ARE WOMAN.

[TERRI] NO, NO. I DO THE BOOKS OKAY.

THE COMPANY IS DOING JUST FINE!

[NED] CAUSE I'M BRINGING IN THE MONEY! IT'S FROM THE BOOZE,

IT'S NOT FROM THE FARES!

THE CABBIES GET A CUT AND WE GET THE REST.

[TERRI] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

[NED] WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE BEEN EXACTLY CLOSE NOW IS IT?

I DID IT FOR US.

[TERRI] OH NED, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT US INTO?

[MALACHY] WE SHOULD GO TO THE POLICE.

[NED] YOU KIDDING ME?

I COULD GO TO JAIL.

[TERRI] OH NO, NO, NO. WE CAN'T GO TO THE COPS.

[JAKE] GUYS, IF WE DON'T GO TO THE COPS THE BEATINGS WILL

NEVER STOP. [NED] I MADE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE

ALRIGHT? I KNEW THEY WERE SHIPPING IN BOOZE FROM

ST-PIERRE, SO I HIGH JACKED A SHIPMENT.

[JAKE] YOU RIPPED OFF RUM RUNNERS?

[MALACHY] THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE BEATINGS.

[NED] LOOK, WE SOLD ALL THE STUFF WE ROBBED. EVERYBODY

WANTED MORE. THE PHONE KEPT RINGING OFF THE HOOK.

MCCOY, MCCOY..

SO I FOUND A NEW SUPPLIER.

[TERRI] OH RIGHT, THE GIRL. [NED] THE GIRL.

TERRI, DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR OR WHAT?

THERE'S NO WAY I'D GO OUT ON YOU, OKAY? EVER.

[JAKE] OKAY, AS SWEET AS THAT IS, THIS BECKER GUY, HE'S SERIOUS TROUBLE.

[TERRI] WELL CAN YOU HELP US?

[NED] WELL?

[JAKE] HI.

[WAITER]

[MALACHY] HI.

[MAURICE] PARLEZ FRANCAIS? [MALACHY] NO, A LITTLE.

UN PEUX.

[MAURICE]

[JAKE] IT'S ST. JOHNS. [MAURICE]

GOD.

JUST SHAGGING WITH YOU BOSS.

SIT DOWN, LORD GOD.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS ISLAND,

THERE IS A FEW POINTS OF INTEREST.

THE FISHING GEAR IS THE SAME AS AT HOME, AND THE BOATS,

AND THE FISHING.

BUT THEY CATCHES THEM DIFFERENT OVER HERE.

THEY DRIES IT DIFFERENT.

AND BOYS, THEY SURE COOKS IT DIFFERENT.

THIS ISLAND, SO CLOSE TO HOME.

BUT IT'S FRANCE.

NEVER SEIZES TO AMAZE ME.

NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG, THERE IS A LEVEL OF SELF

CONSCIOUSNESS ABOUT THE PLACE, YOU KNOW IT'S EUROPE BUT IT'S

NOT, IT'S NEW FOUNDLAND BUT IT'S NOT.

BORDEAUX BOYS?

[MALACHY] YEAH, BORDEAUX WOULD BE GOOD, THANKS.

[MAURICE] ANOTHER POINT OF INTEREST WOULD BE THE...

FLOOR BOARD OVER THERE.

THAT'S WHERE A BULLET NEARLY DID IN AL CAPONE

ALL THEM YEARS AGO.

SOME HISTORY HERE BOYS.

CAPONE... HIM...

SITTING WHERE YOU FELLAS ARE NOW.

GOOD COMPANY BOY.

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE DODGED THE BULLET?

CAUSE CAPONE ALWAYS STAYED TWO STEPS AHEAD.

RUM RUNNING..

COUNTRY YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN PART OF THE FABRIC.

BUILT IN.

WAY OF LIFE, YOU KNOW?

PART OF THE HERITAGE.

THE ECONOMY.

NOW---

WHO THE HELL ARE YE? AND HOW STUPID ARE YE?

COME OVER HERE AND SIT AT MY TABLE?

[JAKE] ANYTHING HAPPENS TO US AND IT WON'T BE HARD FOR THE

ROYAL NEWFOUNDLAND CONSTABULARY TO KNOW THAT WE CAME OVER HERE.

[MAURICE] THEY'VE BEEN AFTER ME FOR 30 YEARS.

I SENDS THEM CHRISTMAS CARDS.

KAREN! GET OVER HERE AND MEET YOUR GUESTS.

MY NIECE KAREN.

COUPLE OF THE BOYS COME OVER FROM HOME.

[KAREN] BONSOIR. [JAKE] BONSOIR.

[KAREN] ARE YOU HERE LONG? [MAURICE] WE'LL SEE.

DON'T BE FOOLISH BOYS I'M JUST SHAGGING WITH YOU.

[KAREN] ENJOY YOUR STAY.

[MAURICE] NOW I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE REPRESENTING NED BISHOP.

YOU COME ALL THE WAY HERE, LIKE A COUPLE OF COCKY SHAGGERS.

HE OGLES MY NIECE LIKE IT'S THE FIRST WOMAN HE EVER SAW.

BUT LETS JUST ENJOY OUR SUPPER THIS EVENING.

WHY NOT? NO THREATS.

[MALACHY] LETS.

[MAURICE] ALTHOUGH...

I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT THERE'S A RAT IN ST-PIERRE,

A BIG ONE.

AND BISHOP TAXIS STEPPING ALL OVER MY BUSINESS IN ST. JOHNS,

AND WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS THIS,

WHO IS SUPPLYING BISHOP TAXI WITH ST-PIERRE RUM

BEHIND MY BACK?

WHO'S THE RAT?

[JAKE] THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

[MAURICE] QUICK, VERY QUICK.

OBSERVANT AREN'T YOU?

WELL I GOT ME OWN IDEAS.

[JAKE] OUR EMPLOYER NED BISHOP WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THAT AND POSSIBLY A NEW BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

[MALACHY] IN PERSON. [MAURICE]

I CAN'T LEAVE HERE.

I WAS BORN IN GRAND BANK AND RAISED IN ST. JOHNS. BUT ME

MOTHER IS FROM MARSEILLES.

THIS IS AS CLOSE AS I'M GONNA GET TO GOING HOME,

TO NEWFOUNDLAND.

I CAN'T LEAVE HERE.

[JAKE] WELL NED BISHOP CAN'T

COME OVER HERE. [MAURICE] WELL, THAT'S IT THEN.

YOU TELL NED BISHOP, IF HE CUTS ALL CONNECTION TO ST-PIERRE,

I'LL CONSIDER A MEET.

BUT HERE...

NOT THERE.

WELL, IT'S BEEN PLEASANT GENTS.

[KAREN] MESSIEURS, YOU HAVE MISSED THE LAST BOAT.

WE HAVE LOVELY ROOMS UPSTAIRS.

[MAURICE] AND ONLY 50 EUROS A NIGHT.

SOME DEAL AH?

[ANSWERING MACHINE] HEY IT'S NIKKI, LEAVE A MESSAGE.

[JAKE] OH HI NIKKI, IT'S JAKE.

YOU KNOW JAKE DOYLE.

I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU KNOW, HOW YOU'RE DOING AND

THE WEIRDEST THING YOU KNOW, I SAW SOMEONE, SOMETHING,

SAW SOMETHING TODAY WHO, THAT, JUST REMINDED ME OF YOU

AND I WAS...

I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW YOU'RE DOING THAT'S ALL.

OKAY, SO WHATEVER. YEAH BYE.

[JAKE] DAD?

[MALACHY] WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

[JAKE] YOU KNOW I WANTED TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

YOU KNOW?

GET A BETTER FEEL FOR THE GIRL.

[MALACHY] YEAH, BET YOU DID. [JAKE] YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.

LOOK I GOTTA GO.

THIS CALL IS COSTING LIKE A 100 EUROS A MINUTE.

BYE.

[JAKE] OH, SORRY.

YOU ALMOST COST ME A LOT OF MONEY THERE.

[KAREN] WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THIS?

[JAKE] YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY...

JUST SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT MAYBE FOLLOWED ME HERE TO

POISON ME OR...

[KAREN] SOUNDS COMPLICATED. [JAKE] IT IS COMPLICATED.

I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NED BISHOPS SUPPLIER.

[KAREN] I KNOW YOU ARE WORKING WITH HIM.

WHAT IS THE PLAN?

[JAKE] PLAN A CRASHED AND BURNED.

[KAREN] PLAN B? [JAKE] I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET?

[KAREN] MY UNCLE IS SCARIER THAN YOU THINK.

THERE IS ONLY SO LONG I CAN CONTINUE TO SUPPLY NED BISHOP HIS RUM.

[JAKE] ARE YOU STEALING THE RUM FROM YOUR UNCLE?

[KAREN] NO. NO, NO. IT IS A PARALLEL OPERATION.

THE WHOLE ISLAND WANTS TO GET RID OF MY UNCLE.

IL EST UN MAUDIT BASTARD.

[JAKE] SO HOW DO YOU THINK WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER?

[MAURICE] YOU DON'T WASTE MUCH TIME DOYLE.

[JAKE] I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

[KAREN] CAN'T SLEEP? [MAURICE] NOT WITH ALL THESE

RATS RUNNING AROUND. [KAREN] I'LL GET YOU A COGNAC

UNCLE. [MAURICE] THAT'S THE THING

ABOUT A SMALL ISLAND. THERE ARE NO SECRETS, AND I KNOW

EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE HERE DOYLE.

[JAKE] YOU MEAN TRYING TO ESTABLISH A RELATIONSHIP

BETWEEN YOU AND NED BISHOP? [MAURICE] NED BISHOP, DON'T

NEED ME AS LONG AS HE'S GOT A GOOD THING GOING WITH MY RIVAL

OVER THERE.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT SWEETHEART?

AND ME BEING THE UNDERSTANDING UNCLE, I PROMISE NOT TO TURN

HER INTO FISH BAIT. AS LONG AS SHE WILL FOLD HER OPERATIONS

INTO MINE YOU SEE.

LITTLE WHILE LONGER, I PASS ON,

THE EMPIRE IS GONNA BE HERS.

[JAKE] AND THAT LEAVES ME? [MAURICE] OH, THAT LEAVES YOU

LIKE A STUCK COD ON A STICK.

GET THAT DOWN IN YOU BEFORE THE FIGHT STARTS, C'MON.

IT'S YOUR LAST ONE.

[JAKE] THANKS.

[MAURICE] BOY'S BRING THE FATHER.

THE BOATS READY.

WE'LL GIVE THEM THE PETER EASTON TOUR.

DRINK!

[JAKE] CHEERS. [MAURICE] NOW,

MOVE BACK SLOWLY.

GO ON, KEEP YOUR HANDS WIDE APART.

NOW THERE THEY ARE, THE DOYLE BOYS.

TOGETHER AGAIN TILL THE BITTER END, EH?

[MALACHY] HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT.

[MAURICE] ON YOUR WAY, C'MON.

C'MON.

SEE IT'S LIKE I SAID, TWO STEPS AHEAD.

IT'S THE WAY A LEGEND WAS BORN.

THE DOOR.

[MAURICE] CHIENNE.

[MALACHY] DID YOU KILL HIM? [KAREN] NO, NO.

HE IS DRUGGED, ASLEEP.

WE MUST HURRY.

[JAKE] I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D SHUT UP.

[TERRI] SO WE'RE IN BUSINESS? [NED] LIKE BONNIE AND CLIVE.

[TERRI] YEAH, NO I THINK IT'S CLYDE.

[NED] WHO'S THE ONE WHO WATCHES THE HISTORY CHANNEL ALL DAY?

[TERRI] OKAY, WELL YOU WON'T

BE WATCHING TV ALL DAY, YOU'LL BE DRIVING RUM UP AND DOWN

ST. JOHNS SEVEN NIGHTS A WEEK.

[NED] OH NO, I'M NOT DOING THE DRIVING. I'M MANAGEMENT!

[TERRI] PLEASE NED, YOU COULDN'T MANAGE A CHIP TRUCK?!

[NED] WHO STARTED THIS WOMAN?!

[TERRI] AND WHO SAVED YOUR ASS?!

[NED] OH, YOU SAVED MY ASS?!

[TERRI] OF COURSE I SAVED YOUR ASS!

[NED] WHO'S GONNA SAVE ME FROM YOU?!

[TERRI] YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOMEONE ELSE IN THERE, OKAY?!

[NED] OH, WHO YOU GONNA GET?!

[TINNY] ROSE, YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP.

ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP?

[ROSE] I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THOUGHT YOU MOVED.

[JAKE] OH MY GOD.

SHE IS SO HOT, ESPECIALLY FOR A CAB DRIVER YOU KNOW.

I'M GONNA MISS HER.

ALTHOUGH IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FREE RUM EVERY

NOW AND THEN.

[MALACHY] YOU KNOW THE BEAUTY OF RUM RUNNING?

IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME.

[JAKE] OH YEAH?

WHAT ABOUT THE TAXES?

[MALACHY] THAT'S WHY GOD GAVE US THE OIL.

[JAKE] GOD DID GIVE US OIL.

GOD ALSO GAVE US MONEY, WHICH REMINDS ME...

DIDN'T WE HAVE A LITTLE BET?

[MALACHY] OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

[JAKE] AND I THINK THAT I'D LIKE YOU TO PAY ME FOR THAT BET.

[JAKE] OW! AH! WHAT THE HELL?!

[MALACHY] I DON'T LIKE TO LOOSE BETS.

[JAKE] YOU JUST-- YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE--

I'M YOUR SON, OKAY?

THIS IS A BET.

YOU CAN'T JUST PUNCH ME YOURSELF,

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

YOU RIGGED IT.

[MALACHY] NOW WILL I TAKE YOUR MONEY IN DOLLARS OR EUROS?

[JAKE] I'M NOT PAYING YOU, YOU FOOLISH FOOL.

[ROSE] YOU BOYS MUST BE EXHAUSTED AH?

SHALL I RUN YOU YOU A BATH?

PUT YOU TO BED?

[MALACHY] BUT NOT TO SLEEP. [JAKE] ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

[ROSE] OKAY, LETS GO, C'MON.

OKAY, I GOT YOU.

[MALACHY] I'M NOT TIRED AT ALL.

[ROSE] NO, YOU DON'T SEEM TIRED.

[JAKE] SHAG THIS.