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[JAKE] WHAT'S THIS GIRLS NAME AGAIN?

I CAN'T FIND HER. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME.

[MALACHY] SAM PARSONS.

NUMBER NINE. BRUNETTE.

[JAKE] SHE'S GOT SPIRIT THAT ONE!

[MALACHY] OKAY, LET'S GO.

[JAKE] YOU MIGHT WANT TO HURRY IT UP.

HANG ON A SECOND.

WALTER? [WALTER] HEY JAKE.

[JAKE] HEY.

YEAH, THIS NIKKI THING IS FREAKING ME OUT MAYBE NIKKI

WANTED ME TO FIND THIS THING ON PURPOSE. IT WAS PINK WALTER.

[WALTER] PINK IS THE BAD ONE?

[JAKE] PINK IS PREGNANT WALTER. ALL RIGHT?

CAN YOU IMAGINE ME BEING A FATHER?

[WALTER] COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE'S.

SOME DRIFTER SHE LURED BACK AND DE-SEEDED BEFORE FLAYING HIM ALIVE.

[JAKE] IT WASN'T SOME ELSE'S. THERE IS NO OTHER GUY, WALTER.

WAIT A MINUTE, DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANOTHER GUY?

[WALTER] I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE P.I MAN.

DO THE DUE DILIGENCE. [JAKE] WHAT'D WANT ME TO DO?

YOU WANT ME TO SPY ON MY OWN WIFE TO SEE IF I KNOCKED HER UP?

[WALTER] SOON TO BE EX-WIFE. AND I'M AN OFFICER

OF THE COURT. I'M NOT GONNA SAY A THING LIKE THAT.

I SAID, "DO THE DUE DILIGENCE."

[JAKE] WHERE ARE YOU ANYWAY? [WALTER] CLIENT.

RICH.

COULD BE A GOOD PAYDAY IN IT FOR THE DOYLES.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

[JAKE] GOOD. I MIGHT HAVE AN EXTRA MOUTH TO FEED.

OH...

[MALACHY] OKAY DES. DES, TAKE A BREATH OKAY?

NOW WRAP THE BLACK ONE AROUND THE BLUE ONE. DON'T TOUCH THE RED.

[JAKE] HOLD ON FOR A SECOND. DAD?

DAD?

DAD I THINK WE'RE BUSTED.

[MALACHY] THAT'S IT, ALMOST. [JAKE] HEY,

FAST & FURIOUS!

STOP SHAGGING AROUND AND USE THE DEALER KEY!

[MALACHY] I AM TEACHING PATIENCE AND FINESSE.

[BOY] SAM, SAM, SAM!

THEY'RE STEALING YOUR TRUCK. [SAM PARSONS] THEY'RE STEALING

MY RIG!

[JAKE] NOW WAIT NOW.

[SAM PARSONS] GUYS, GET MY RIG!

[MALACHY] TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW ANYWAY.

[MALACY] NOW WATCH CLOSELY AND LEARN.

[SAM] THAT'S MY RIG.

[JAKE] TECHNICALLY, IT'S STILL THE BANKS.

YOU HAVEN'T MADE A PAYMENT IN AT LEAST 5 MONTHS.

FINE, FINE. IT'S YOUR RIG.

THIS ISN'T HOW IT PLAYED OUT IN MY DREAMS AT ALL.

[MALACHY] WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SHE MOVED OUT?"

[JAKE] HE'S NOT HERE!

WALTER SAID FOR US TO MEET HIM AT THIS ADDRESS.

[MALACHY] HOLD ON.

WHO IS THIS WE'RE MEETING?

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW, SOME BIG CASH CLIENT HE SAID.

[MALACHY] SORRY. [ROSE] TINNY'S GONE MALACHY.

HER DRAWERS ARE EMPTY. SHE TOOK HER CLOTHES, HER IPOD.

SHE ALSO LEFT A NOTE.

"YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS ARE NO LONGER-REQUIRED"

THAT'S IT.

[MALACHY] SHE SAY WHERE SHE WAS GOING?

[ROSE] SHE'S PROBABLY WITH THE "DWAYNE"

FELLA SHE'S BEEN SEEING. [MALACHY] I'LL CUT HIM IN HALF.

[ROSE] YEAH, THAT'LL SOLVE THE PROBLEM FOR SURE.

WE HAVE TO BE CALM, MAL.

[MALACHY] SHE'S 16!

[NEWS ANCHOR] ONLY TO SEE THE VERDICT SET ASIDE IN AN

EVIDENCE SCANDAL. TODAY IS PAY DAY FOR MARK WHO POCKETS 3.8

MILLION DOLLARS FOR HIS WRONGFUL CONVICTION.

[MALACHY] I'LL GO OVER THERE AND DRAG HER BACK.

[ROSE] I'VE NO INTEREST IN PLAYING MOMMY. I REALLY DON'T.

BUT I KNOW ABOUT BEING 16 AND ACTING OUT.

THE SOFT SELL IS ALWAYS BEST APPROACH, YOU KNOW?

[MALACHY] I GOTTA GO. [ROSE] WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HEY!

DO NOT TELL JAKE.

HE WILL BURN THE FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN.

[JAKE] WHAT WAS THAT? [MALACHY] NOTHING.

TAXES, NOTHING.

[JAKE] WHY'RE YOU SO CROOKED TODAY?

[MALACHY] I'M NOT CROOKED. LEAVE ME ALONE.

[JAKE] NICE RIDE OLD MAN.

DOES IT COME WITH A DRIVER OR WHAT?

[WALTER] YEAH, KIND OF.

[CARL] WHAT YA GOT COPPER?

LONG TIME NO SEE, WHA?

YOU NEVER CALLS OR WRITES.

MALACHY DOYLE. I HAD A LONG TIME INSIDE TO LEARN THAT NAME.

SEEN A GHOST OR SOMETHING, BOY?

YOU'RE ALL PALE ALL OF A SUDDEN.

[MALACHY] I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

[CARL] I NEVER KILLED HER IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.

IN CASE YOU CARES, YOU KNOW?

[CARL] THERE'S A HUNDRED GRAND IN IT FOR YOU IF YOU FINDS OUT

WHO REALLY KILLED HER.

CASH!

[JAKE] JUST GIVE US ONE SEC.

HEY DAD! GET BACK HERE. DAD!

JUST HEAR HIM OUT.

YOU'RE THE WRONGFULLY CONVICTED CARL MARL, RIGHT?

JAKE DOYLE, MAYBE WE COULD AH, TALK ABOUT THIS INSIDE.

[CARL] C'MON GIRLS.

[JAKE] LADIES PLEASE.

[CARL] YOUR FATHER.

STUBBORN MAN, AH?

[JAKE] YEAH HE'S GOT HIS MOMENTS. LISTEN I WAS HOPING

WE COULD TALK MORE ABOUT THIS HUNDRED GRAND?

[CARL] WELL HE GOT TO DO IT TOO OR WE GOT NO DEAL MY SON.

[JAKE] WHAT? [CARL]

WHAT'S THE MATTER YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EARS?

HE GOT TO DO IT TOO OR WE GOT NO DEAL!

[JAKE] WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT THERE, PALLY? [WALTER] JAKE.

[CARL] I DID 12 YEARS FOR KILLING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

YOUR OLD MAN, ALL THE COPS, THEY PINNED ME TO THE CROSS.

I WANTS HIM TO PROVE.

LOOK AT ME.

I WANTS HIM TO PROVE THAT I GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH

MELISSA DYING.

I WANTS JUSTICE.

[WALTER] THE CROWN ADMITTED THEY SCREWED UP ON THIS ONE

JAKE. THEY WENT AFTER CARL LIKE A POODLE ON A PORK CHOP.

[CARL] SHUT UP!

SAID THEY HAD THE MURDER WEAPON. THEY GOT NOTHING.

[WALTER] SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE TO TRIAL. [CALL GIRL#1] CARL?

WE BILL BY THE HOUR.

[CARL] GO ON IN GIRLS, START WITHOUT ME.

LOOKING GOOD, CAN WE MAKE OUT?

SORRY.

[JAKE] SO YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THE NIGHT THE

"LOVE OF YOUR LIFE" WAS KILLED?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME THROUGH THAT.

[CARL] I COME HOME DRUNK RIGHT?

LOST MY KEYS AND PASSED OUT IN THE BACKYARD.

I DIDN'T WANT MELISSA TO SEE ME DRUNK,

SO I LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND, FELL ASLEEP.

YOU GOT NO IDEA SIR HOW I WISHES I WOULDA POUNDED

ON THAT DOOR...

DRUNK OR NO.

[WALTER] THE COPS CAME BY THE NEXT DAY, HE WAS STILL ASLEEP. [CARL] SHUT UP!

AND EVER SINCE THEN, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING SO GOOD, SO...

[JAKE] OH YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

[CARL] $4 MILLION IS A LOT OF CASH. BUT IT WON'T BRING BACK MY

WIFE, IS IT?

[JAKE] I SUPPOSE NOT.

OKAY LOOK...

THIS INVESTIGATION MAY TAKE A WHILE. YOU KNOW WITNESSES MOVE

AWAY, DIE.

[CARL] I'LL MAKE IT REAL EASY FOR YOU BUDDY. I KNOWS WHO

KILLED HER ALREADY. IT WAS MY BROTHER, BOBBY. HE WAS

SLEEPING WITH MELISSA AND I KNOWS HE KILLED HER. OKAY SO

ALL YOUR FATHERS GOTTA DO IS PROVE IT!

[JAKE] OKAY.

WELL, I'LL TALK TO SKIPPER.

BUT IF HE DOES TAKE THE CASE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT HE WILL,

AND HE PROVES THAT YOU DID IN FACT KILLED YOUR WIFE,

THAT'S A CHEQUE YOU'LL BE WRITING FROM JAIL, MY FRIEND.

[CARL] BUDDY, I GOT NOTHING LEFT TO HIDE

AND NOTHIN' LEFT TO LOOSE.

SHE WAS ALL OF IT.

YOU GET YOUR MONEY NO MATTER WHO YOU FINDS THAT KILLED HER.

[JAKE] YOU SHOULD YOU KNOW GET YOURSELF A CHESTERFIELD, SOMETHING.

IT'LL SOFTEN THE PLACE UP.

[MALACHY] SURE. I WENT EVERY DAY OF THAT TRIAL. HE SAT

THERE. NOT A TEAR, NOT AN OUNCE OF REMORSE. THEN THAT

MORON PROSECUTOR RUSHED THAT DODGY KNIFE INTO EVIDENCE.

[JAKE] A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY, DAD.

[MALACHY] WHY ARE YOU SO HARD UP FOR CASH?

[JAKE] I'M NOT. IT'S JUST-- [ROSE] JAKE COULD GET HIS OWN

PLACE. FREE UP ONE ROOM IN THE DOYLE FAMILY FLOP

HOUSE. JUST IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD DO WITH ALL THAT EXTRA

SPACE. [MALACHY] LISTEN IT'S A MIRACLE

CARL MAHER STAYED OUT OF JAIL AS LONG AS HE DID.

THIS IS NOT SOME ALTAR BOY.

HE'S A SLEEVEEN, ALWAYS WAS.

[JAKE] WE'RE DOING THIS. [MALACHY] IS THAT RIGHT?

YOU'RE CALLING ALL THE SHOTS NOW ARE YOU?

[JAKE] YES. I AM.

I'VE GOT... YOU KNOW...

RESPONSIBILITIES.

I HAVE TO... MAYBE...

[MALACHY] WHAT?

[JAKE] HI.

[NIKKI] DID YOU CALL ME?

[JAKE] YEAH, I DID.

UH HEY...

UH HI...

ARE YOU UH...

ARE YOU WORKING TODAY?

[NIKKI] NO, NO I'M NOT.

I'M NOT REALLY FEELING GOOD. [JAKE] UH... OKAY.

WELL I WAS UH-- DO YOU NEED NEED ANYTHING?

I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE

I COULD COME BY AND WE COULD HAVE-- WE COME HAVE SOME TEA.

[NIKKI] I'M SORRY, TEA?

[JAKE] YEAH TEA. WHAT?

[NIKKI] WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

[JAKE] I'M NOT WHISPERING.

I-- I WAS HOPING THAT WE COULD TALK ABOUT SOMETHING.

BUT YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING GOOD OR WHATEVER,

WE DON'T HAVE TO.

[NIKKI] NO, NO, NO.

TEA IS UH-- TEA IS NICE.

I'LL UH-- I'LL TEXT YOU THIS AFTERNOON MAYBE YOU CAN POP

OVER HERE?

[JAKE] UH THAT'S GREAT.

ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

[DES] "HOW TO TALK TO YOUR TEENAGER?" WHAT'S THIS?

[ROSE] NOT THE CASE! NEVER YOUR MIND.

[JAKE] WHAT CASE?

[MALACHY] LOOK, IF YOU'RE SUCH A FIEND FOR THE CASH,

I WON'T ARGUE. FILL THEM IN.

[JAKE] THANK YOU.

OUR CLIENT IS THE WRONGFULLY CONVICTED CARL MAHER.

[MALACHY] ALLEGEDLY WRONGFULLY CONVICTED.

[JAKE] WHATEVER.

HIS WIFE, MELISSA, WAS STABBED FOUR TIMES

IN THEIR OWN HOME.

NOW THE POLICE-- [MALACHY] THE POLICE RECOVERED

A KNIFE AT THE SCENE,

WHICH AS IT TURNED OUT WAS NOT THE MURDER WEAPON.

ALLEGEDLY.

[ROSE] OKAY, OKAY.

SO FAR ON THE MAHER FAMILY WE'VE GOT BROTHER CARL,

BROTHER BOBBY AND A YOUNGER SISTER, CRYSTAL.

CRYSTAL STILL LOOKS AFTER THE MOTHER'S WHO'S AN INVALID.

[DES] SHE'S HOT. [JAKE] THAT'S DISGUSTING.

[DES] I MEAN THE GIRL, NOT THE OLD MISSUS.

I'M NOT INTO "GILFS".

[MALACHY] WHAT? [DES] GILFS.

A GILF. IT'S A-- [JAKE] NOTHING!

GILF IS A NOTHING.

[DES] IT'S A NOTHING.

[JAKE] CARL GAVE ME A LEAD. [MALACHY] AH, YES.

"THE BROTHER DID IT."

[ROSE] OKAY, IF WE'RE STILL LOOKING INTO THE BROTHER.

BECAUSE HE'S WORKS AT A SCRAP YARD OVER IN SHAE HIGHTS.

[JAKE] YES WE ARE LOOKING INTO THE BROTHER. CARL THINKS THAT

BOBBY WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MELISSA. IT'S A LEAD,

WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW IT.

LET'S GO.

[MALACHY] ANY NEWS ON TINNY? [ROSE] NOT YET.

LEAVE IT WITH ME.

STAY STEADY ON THIS, RIGHT?

[MALACHY] RIGHT, RIGHT.

I'M FINE, THANKS.

[DES] HOW DO YOU END UP WITH THE WRONG KNIFE?

[ROSE] EASY.

YOU FIND A KNIFE AT THE CRIME SCENE.

THE TESTS SHOW THAT THERE IS ALL THESE CUTS AND NICKS ALONG

THE BLADE.

PROSECUTOR "FORGETS" TO MENTION THAT.

AND HERE WE ARE.

YOU GOING TO SNOOP ON MY COMPUTER

OR SAY THE WORD "GILF" IN MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN?

[DES] NO NEVER. [ROSE] COOL.

GOOD ANSWER.

GET OUT. GO!

[MALACHY] JAKE WHATEVER YOU DO,

DON'T SCREW IT UP.

[JAKE] THANKS FOR THE CONFIDENCE.

OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU LATER HONEY. BUH-BYE.

[JAKE] HEY, WHAT YOU GOT?

[BOBBY] THIS IS IT.

NICE CAR!

[JAKE] OH YEAH, THANKS.

[BOBBY] SHE A 67?

[JAKE] SHE'S A 68 ACTUALLY.

MUFFLER'S GOING.

YOU GOT ANYTHING AROUND HERE FOR IT?

[BOBBY] MUFFLER SOUNDS FINE. [JAKE] YEAH, I KNOW.

I CAN SORT OF FEEL WHEN SHE'S STARTING TO GO.

I DON'T WANNA GET CAUGHT.

[BOBBY] I MIGHT'VE SOMETHING IN THERE.

[JAKE] I'M GONNA HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

[MALACHY] HE'S RUNNING!

[JAKE] A LITTLE HELP HERE?!

[MALACHY] YOU'RE ALWAYS GOOD WITH THE ANIMALS.

[JAKE] YOU'RE AN UGLY LITTLE THING AREN'T YOU?

[JAKE] AH!

[MALACHY] AH, MELISSA.

[MALACHY] BOB HAD A REASON TO BE JUMPY.

[JAKE] THANKS FOR THE HELP SKIPPER!

[MALACHY] CARL'S GOT QUITE A WAY WITH WORDS.

[JAKE] WELL NOW.

[MALACHY] I'M GONNA SHOVE CARL'S CREATIVE FAXING

RIGHT UP HIS ARSE. I KNOW HE SENT THESE, JAKE.

[JAKE] LOOK, OUR FIRST

PRIORITY IS TO FIND BOB, ALRIGHT?

SECOND, IS TO PROVE THERE WAS AN AFFAIR, CAUSE THAT'S MOTIVE.

NOW YOU STICK ON THE SISTER, AND I'LL FIND BOBBY.

[MALACHY] HOW? [JAKE] I GOT MY WAYS.

[MALACHY] YEAH, "YOUR WAYS".

ANY BLONDE WITH A BADGE.

[MALACHY] GET THAT POOR THING OUT.

I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE CRUEL.

[JAKE] YOU WATCH YOURSELF.

[JAKE] HELLO, S.P.C.A?

[LESLIE] MAN, ARE YOU MESSING WITH THE WRONG CASE, DOYLE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT CARL MAHER TO JUST GO AWAY.

[JAKE] YEAH I KNOW.

LOOK, I NEED YOU TO RUN A PLATE FOR ME.

[LESLIE] BOBBY MAHER?

JAKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?

HE'S A DEAD END.

CARL WAS CONVINCED HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MELISSA,

BUT THERE WAS NEVER A SHRED OF PROOF.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW FOR A CASE THAT'S ALMOST AS OLD AS YOU ARE,

YOU SEEM TO KNOW A WHOLE LOT ABOUT IT.

DO YOU THINK MAYBE I COULD GET A LOOK AT THE CASE FILE?

[LESLIE] SURE, DOYLE.

HOW ABOUT A PONY RIDE WHILE I'M AT IT?

I'LL RUN THE PLATE.

BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK.

[JAKE] HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU GET BETTER LOOKING

EVERY TIME I SEE YOU? [LESLIE] YOU REALLY THINK

THAT'S GOING TO GET YOU A LOOK AT MY FILE?

[JAKE] JUST A PEEK. [LESLIE] COPS WANT TO FORGET

THIS CASE. [JAKE] I KNOW, MY OLD MAN'S

BEEN HANGING ONTO THIS ONE FOR YEARS.

[LESLIE] JAKE?

YOUR FATHER NEVER WORKED THE MAHER CASE.

YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

[CRYSTAL] MELISSA TOOK THIS FAMILY AND SHAPED US UP.

EVERYTHING GOT DIFFERENT AFTER SHE PAST.

NOT JUST CARL AND JAIL BUT...

MOM FADED AND...

BOBBY...

IF YOU'RE WORKING FOR CARL, HE'S PROBABLY GOT YOU ONTO

"THE BIG AFFAIR." [MALACHY] YOU DON'T THINK

THERE WAS TRUTH TO IT?

BOB AND CARL'S WIFE?

[CRYSTAL] NO. [MOTHER MAHER] DO BOTH SIDES!

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU'RE TOLD!

[CRYSTAL] MOM! YOU LISTEN!

UPSTAIRS, NOW!

MOM!

WHAT DID I SAY?!

NOW.

SORRY, SHE GETS SCARED WHEN SHE'S DISORIENTED.

[MALACHY] YEAH.

IT'S A CRUEL THING GETTING OLDER.

[ROSE] HERE TO GET SOME

GROCERIES I SUPPOSE? [TINNY] NO. I JUST WANTED TO

DROP BY.

WHERE IS UNCLE JAKE?

[ROSE] LEAVING YOUR GRANDFATHER A NOTE TO LET US KNOW YOU'D

MOVED OUT WAS LOW CLASS TINNY.

REALLY.

[TINNY] I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.

[ROSE] I WOULD LOCK YOU IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW, IF I DIDN'T

THINK IT WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE IN LOVE

WITH THIS GUY. GOD FORBID AND DRIVE YOU FURTHER AWAY

FROM YOUR GRANDFATHER.

I WAS YOU ONCE, BUT I WASN'T LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A MAN LIKE

MALACHY IN MY LIFE.

OR EVEN JAKE FOR THAT MATER.

[TINNY] I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU.

[ROSE] NO YOU DON'T. YOU DO NOT.

HERE IS THE DEAL.

I COULDN'T CARE LESS THAT YOU MOVED AWAY. I COULDN'T CARE

LESS IF YOU RAN OFF AND MARRIED THIS GUY. NONE OF THAT MATTERS

TO ME. BUT IT MATTERS TO THE MAN THAT I LOVE. SO IF DWAYNE

HAS HIS WITS ABOUT HIM, DWAYNE WILL GET HIS ASS OVER HERE

TOMORROW MORNING FOR BRUNCH.

[TINNY] EXCUSE ME? [ROSE] AND YOU CAN COME TOO

IF YOU WISH.

[JAKE] HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

[NIKKI] THANK YOU. [JAKE] YEAH.

SIT DOWN.

[NIKKI] THANK YOU.

WOW, THAT'S REALLY AWESOME.

[JAKE] YOU LOOK GOOD. [NIKKI] THANK YOU.

[JAKE] HOW YOU FEELING.

YOU FEELING A LITTLE...

TENDER?

[NIKKI] TENDER? JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU ON?

[JAKE] I'M NOT ON ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW NIKKI...

SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE, YOU KNOW? THEY CHANGE FAST...

A LITTLE TOO FAST.

[NIKKI] YEAH, I KNOW...

I THINK.

[JAKE] I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW WE

ENDED UP HERE? YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[NIKKI] I'M SO SORRY. I HAVE TO GO PEE.

[JAKE] AGAIN?

[DES] YEAH, MAN. [JAKE] HEY DES?

WHERE ARE YOU?

[DES] UH OUTSIDE A STRIP CLUB.

MALACHY SAID STAY ON THE SISTER. SHE'S A STRIPPER,

DUDE, SO I FOLLOWED HER TO WORK.

[JAKE] SHE'S A STRIPPER?

SHE ANY GOOD?

[DES] YEAH, HELL YEAH.

I RAN OUT OF MONEY AND THEY KICKED ME OUT.

[JAKE] LISTEN UM, YOU STAY ON

HER. OKAY WELL DON'T STAY "ON"

HER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BUT, STAY WITH HER. JUST FOLLOW

HER AROUND. I MEAN NOT CREEPYOW

LIKE. BUT JUST FIND OUT WHAT SHE'S DOING, YOU KNOW?

JUST SHUT UP.

[DES] RIGHT, OKAY.

[JAKE] YOU LOOK...

YOU KNOW...

JUST...

YOU LOOK GREAT.

[NIKKI] OKAY.

WHAT IS ALL OF THIS? SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS VERY CONFUSING TO ME AND I AM NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD

TO BE CONFUSED.

[JAKE] OKAY, FINE.

YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME NIKKI?

[NIKKI] YEAH, MAYBE.

I'M DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S NECESSARILY ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[JAKE] NONE OF MY BUSINESS? THIS IS MY BUSINESS.

OKAY? IT IS-- AND I HAVE TO-- [NIKKI] RIGHT.

[NIKKI] SURE. [JAKE] I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS.

[NIKKI] OF COURSE. [JAKE] WHO ELSE'S BUSINESS WOULD IT BE?

HELLO? [LESLIE] HI, YOU CAUGHT A BREAK.

YOUR PLATE SHOWED UP OUTSIDE A BAR DOWNTOWN.

[JAKE] OKAY GREAT THANK YOU.

I APPRECIATE THIS. [LESLIE] SO YOU'VE SAID.

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO ABOUT IT?

[JAKE] UH... EXCUSE ME?

[LESLIE] WE PLAY A LOT, DOYLE.

BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET A LOOK AT MY FILES?

[JAKE] I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

I HAVE UH-- YOU KNOW-- BUT THAT'S REALLY-- THANK-- BYE.

[NIKKI] WHO'S THAT? [JAKE] IT'S UH-- JUST UH--

YOU KNOW, IT'S A WORK THING AND I GOTTA-- UH-- UH--

THERE'S A WITNESS ON THE RUN.

I GOTTA-- [NIKKI] I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.

[JAKE] WHAT? [NIKKI] REALLY I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.

[JAKE] YEAH FINE. I GOTTA GO ANYWAY, SO...

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

NIKKI, YOU LOOK-- YOU DO-- YOU LOOK... GREAT.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A GLOW ABOUT YOU.

[ROSE] YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE MAHER TRIAL YEARS AGO.

WHAT IT MEANT, WHY YOU KEPT GOING BACK. I DON'T THIS IS

HEALTHY FOR YOU. [MALACHY] AH, GO ON.

ALL THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.

I'M FINE, ROSE, I AM.

[JAKE] I GOT EYES ON BOB.

[MALACHY] GOOD AND DES IS WATCHING THE SISTER.

AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO PAY CARL A VISIT.

[JAKE] WHAT'S THE SISTER LIKE ANYWAY?

[MALACHY] ANGRY.

[JAKE] I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES.

[MALACHY] RIGHT.

[JAKE] HEY THERE.

EASY. EASY NOW BOB.

NO NEED TO SCATTER, OKAY BUDDY?

[BOBBY] OH MAN, HOW'D YOU FIND ME?

YOU'RE WORKING FOR HIM! I KNEW IT!

[JAKE] LET'S JUST CALM DOWN OKAY? SHHH. JUST CALM DOWN.

OKAY TAKE IT EASY.

COULD I UH-- COULD I GET HIM ANOTHER ONE PLEASE?

I KNOW ABOUT THE DEATH THREATS FROM CARL.

I KNOW ABOUT THE FAXES.

[BOBBY] SLASHED TIRES.

BRICKS THROUGH THE WINDOW.

HE SAID ONCE HE GOT HIS MONEY HE WAS GOING TO MAKE ME PAY.

[JAKE] WELL SEE, THAT'S JUST NEGATIVE TALK THERE, BOB,UST ALRIGHT?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT WHY YOU HAD THE PHOTO OF MELISSA ON YOUR DESK.

[BOBBY] THE LIKES OF CARL DIDN'T DESERVE HER.

MEL WAS AN ANGEL.

YOU'D HAVE TO BE A MONSTER TO HURT THAT.

[JAKE] WHAT KINDA MONSTER?

LIKE YOU BOB?

LIKE CARL?

[BOBBY] YES! LIKE CARL!

[JAKE] LET'S KEEP IT NICE AND FRIENDLY HERE, OKAY PALLY?

[BOBBY] I NEVER TOUCHED HER!

CRYSTAL PUT IT IN HIS HEAD. I COULDN'T TALK HIM OUT OF IT.

[JAKE] CRYSTAL PUT WHAT IN HIS HEAD? THE AFFAIR?

[BARFLY] YOU OKAY, BUDDY?

[JAKE] YEAH, I'M GREAT.

[BOBBY] CRYSTAL, COME HERE! TAKE THE LETTER.

TAKE IT!

TAKE IT!

[CRYSTAL] LETTER.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

[DES] UH... NOTHING.

[CARL] THERE HE IS.

LIKE THE FURNITURE?

[MALACHY] YEAH!

[CARL] YEAH, I GOTTA GET THE PLACE IN SHAPE FOR MOTHER.

CRYSTAL'S BEEN CARRYING THAT LOAD FOR TOO LONG NOW SO...

[MALACHY] WHAT A PRINCE YOU ARE, CARL.

[CARL] I REMEMBERS THAT STARE FROM THE TRIAL. OTHER COPPERS CAME AND WENT.

BUT YOU NEARLY EVERY DAY. WITH THAT STARE.

WANT A DRINK OR WHAT?

[MALACHY] YEAH.

[CARL] YOU ALWAYS LIKES TO DRINK DON'T YOU?

[MALACHY] UP YOURS.

WHAT'S THE GAME, CARL?

INNOCENT PEOPLE DON'T SEND DEATH THREATS.

[CARL] JUST HAVING A BIT OF FUN, BOY.

AND BOB, WELL, OUTSIDE OF SHAGGIN' MY WIFE,

HE'S PRETTY DULL.

NEEDS A BIT OF EXCITEMENT.

[MALACHY] I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MAKES YOU

THINK YOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE.

THE MONEY OR GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER?

[CARL] SEE, THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THAT. HOW MANY TIMES

I GOTTA TELL YOU I NEVER DONE NOTHING?

[MALACHY] YOU KNOW WHY I WAS AT YOUR TRIAL EVERYDAY?

[CARL] WHY?

[MALACHY] I LOST MY WIFE.

SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE, BUT SHE FOUGHT EVERY DAY TO

LIVE. I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO KEEP HER WITH ME.

BUT YOU... YOU JUST THREW YOUR WIFE'S LIFE AWAY.

[CARL] THAT'S SO SAD.

I DON'T GOTTA PROVE NOTHING TO YOU.

YOU WANT ME TO ACT LIKE A KILLER?

I'LL ACT LIKE A KILLER!

[LESLIE] I CAN'T BELIEVE I RAN THAT PLATE!

[JAKE] WHOA, THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WAS GONNA COME SHOOT AT CARL'S HOUSE?

[LESLIE] IF ANYONE FINDS OUT I HELPED YOU, I'M GONNA BE SENT BACK TO GOD KNOWS WHERE.

[JAKE] LOOK, LESLIE--

[LESLIE] OH ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

[DES] JAKE?

[JAKE] DES?

YEAH, I GOT YOUR PICTURE SHOW.

TELL ME YOU STAYED ON BOB.

[DES] YOU SAID STAY ON THE GIRL...

ABOUT THAT... I SORT OF LOST HER, TOO.

SHE WENT OFF SHIFT OR SOMETHING.

[JAKE] OH NICE. TOP SHELF YOU LITTLE TWIT.

LOOK AT THIS.

[MALACHY] WHAT?

[JAKE CRYSTAL AND BOB.

THEY HAD A LITTLE FAMILY REUNION.

[SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME WITH YOUR CONNECTION TO THIS

CASE THERE, SKIPPER?

[MALACHY] ME? NO.

[JAKE] NO? FINE. GO HOME AND GET SOME REST.

YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP.

[MALACHY] WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

[JAKE] I'M GONNA GO SEE CRYSTAL. THERE'S SOMETHING

SHE'S NOT TELLING US.

[MALACHY] YEAH.

I FIGURED YOU'D FIND YOUR WAY TO THE ATTRACTIVE GIRL SOMEHOW.

[JAKE] WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, IT'S MY CURSE.

[CRYSTAL] I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

POUR YOURSELF A DRINK, IF YOU LIKE.

[JAKE] OKAY.

[ROSE] HEY.

YOU KEPT THAT ALL THESE YEARS?

[MALACHY] BOTTOM OF THE DRAWER NOT UNDER MY PILLOW.

[ROSE] OKAY...

MOST PEOPLE TAKE PAPER CLIPS AND STAPLERS FROM WORK.

[MALACHY] SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CRYSTAL MAHER.

ALWAYS GOT TO ME.

POOR THING WAS TRAUMATIZED.

SHE WAS BAWLING HER EYES OUT THE ENTIRE TRIAL AND HER MOTHER

BASICALLY LEFT HER ALONE.

SHE WAS THERE FOR CARL BUT NOT HER OWN DAUGHTER.

[ROSE] YOU SHOULD TELL JAKE. [MALACHY] TELL HIM WHAT?

HIS FATHER FELL APART AFTER HIS WIFE DIED?

GOT OBSESSED OVER A MURDER TRIAL AND TURNED IT INTO HIS OWN LITTLE PITY PARTY?

IT'S NONE OF JAKE'S DEAD BUSINESS.

[ROSE] AH, TINNY AND HER DWAYNE ARE COMING FOR BRUNCH TOMORROW.

[MALACHY] BRUNCH?

[ROSE] YES. [MALACHY] YOU...

ARE AN INFURIATING...

AND SURPRISING WOMAN.

[ROSE] THANK YOU.

[JAKE] HERE'S TO THE FIRST ONE OF THE DAY.

[CRYSTAL] FOR YOU, MAYBE.

CHEERS. [JAKE] CHEERS.

SO LISTEN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS TO YOU, BUT,

BOBBY TOLD ME THAT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE RUMOUR

ABOUT THE AFFAIR WITH HIM AND MELISSA.

[CRYSTAL] HE SAID THAT?

[JAKE] YEAH.

[CRYSTAL] BOB AND CARL.

THICK AS THIEVES GROWING UP.

YOU GOT ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS?

[JAKE] I DO ACTUALLY.

ONE OF EACH.

I'M THE YOUNGEST, LIKE YOU.

[CRYSTAL] MOM STARTED THAT RUMOUR.

I-- IT JUST CAME OUT.

I WAS JUST A KID. I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

[JAKE] YEAH. YEAH, I GET THAT.

[CRYSTAL] DO YOU EVER THINK BACK TO ONE CONVERSATION AND GO,

"IF I COULD TAKE THAT BACK?" I THINK YOU DO.

I THINK YOU GET ME.

[MOTHER MAHER] CRYSTAL?

WHY ARE YOU SITTIN' ON CARL?

[CRYSTAL] IT'S NOT CARL MOM!

GO BACK UPSTAIRS NOW AND STAY PUT!

SORRY.

[JAKE] LOOK I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE VERY-- AND IT'S JUST...

I'M-- IT'S VERY COMPLICATED FOR ME

RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW?

I FEEL LIKE I'M KIND OF A A PLANE UH--

CRASH INSIDE OF A...

A TRAIN WRECK, YOU KNOW?

AND I THINK I JUST GOT MY EX-WIFE PREGNANT.

AND SHE'S NOT REALLY MY EX-WIFE CAUSE SHE'S STILL MY WIFE.

I JUST STILL LOVE HER IN A WAY.

NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

I'M SORRY.

I CAME HERE FOR A REASON.

SORRY.

TODAY... YOU AND BOB, YOU WERE IN A FIGHT.

YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT?

[CRYSTAL] YOU'RE SPYING ON ME?

[JAKE] SPYING ON YOU?

I'M A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT?

[CRYSTAL] SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

[MOTHER MAHER] WHY ARE YOU YELLING CARL?

[CRYSTAL] SHUT UP MOTHER!

IT'S NOT CARL!

CARL DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

CARL DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF YOU, I DO!

GO BACK UPSTAIRS!

[JAKE] I SHOULD, YOU KNOW...

I SHOULD GO.

I SHOULD GO.

PROBABLY LET YOU GUYS SORT OF WORK THIS OUT.

BUT-- [MOTHER MAHER] DON'T CHASE

HIM AWAY!

[CRYSTAL] SHUT UP MOTHER!

[JAKE] BYE.

[MALACHY] SO...

WAYNE.

[DWAYNE] UM...

IT'S ACTUALLY-- IT'S "DWAYNE".

[MALACHY] SORRY... DWAYNE.

HOW DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING WITH MY GRAND DAUGHTER?

[JAKE] CRYSTAL MAHER'S A HEAD CASE.

[MALACHY] WHY?

[JAKE] SHE'S THE ONE PLANTED THE SEED WITH CARL ABOUT THE AFFAIR.

WHO'S HE? [TINNY] UNCLE JAKE.

YOU KNOW DWAYNE.

[DWAYNE] UH YEAH, WE MET.

[JAKE] OOH!

RIGHT!

[MALACHY] SO YOU'RE SAYING CRYSTAL PLANTED THAT IN CARL'S HEAD?

[JAKE] YEAH.

[CARL] YOU WERE ALWAYS SUCH A SOOK, YOU KNOW THAT?

THAT'S MY FAULT.

I NEVER SMACKED YOU AROUND ENOUGH AS A YOUNGSTER,

I S'POSE.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND IN THE DEATH THREATS TO THE COPPERS?

[BOBBY] YOU'D KILL ME IF I TOLD THE COPS.

[CARL] THEY'D HAVE PUT ME BACK IN PRISON THE SECOND

YOU'D TOLD THEM I WAS SENDING DEATH THREATS, YA MORON.

YEEAAH!

WHERE YOU GOING?

YOU OKAY?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

WANT A LITTLE BLANKY?

WHAT? WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH

THAT?

TAKE IT EASY.

REMEMBER THE NIGHT SHE DIED?

WE GOT LOADED BUDDY, REMEMBER THAT?

TWO BROTHERS DRINKING, HAVING A GRAND TIME?

[BOBBY] LEAVE ME ALONE CARL! [CARL] WE GOT LOADED,

I TOLD YOU ME AND MELISSA WAS GOING AWAY.

YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED MY WIFE, PUNCHED ME IN THE MOUTH

I COMES HOME AND SHE'S DEAD?

WHAT A TIME!

[BOBBY] I NEVER HURT HER.

I NEVER COULD!

[CARL] EASY, YOU'RE SQUEALING LIKE A PIG!

YEAH! SQUEEL AWAY!

WOO HOO!

[DES] HEY.

HI TINNY.

[TINNY] HI DES.

[JAKE] OH MY GOD DES. WHAT IS THAT STINK?

[DES] STRIP CLUB GARBAGE IS NASTY.

WHO'S THIS?

[DWAYNE] DWAYNE.

[JAKE] DES, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[DES] BOB TRIED TO GIVE THAT TO HIS SISTER YESTERDAY.

SHE WOULDN'T TAKE IT. [JAKE] BOB WHAT?

[DES] BOB TRIED GIVING THAT TO HIS SISTER YESTERDAY.

SHE WOULDN'T TAKE IT. [JAKE] IT'S FROM MELISSA

TO CRYSTAL: "I'M SO SORRY YOU THINK WE'RE

ABANDONING YOU. I FORGIVE YOU FOR THE GOSSIP. I FORGIVE YOU

FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE. THERE'D NEVER BE ANYTHING BETWEEN ME

AND BOBBY EVER.

THERE NEVER WAS".

[ROSE] WHY WOULD BOBBY KEEP THAT LETTER ALL THESE YEARS?

[JAKE] BECAUSE I THINK BOB WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HIS SISTER?

SORRY.

SORRY.

SORRY WAYNE.

[JAKE] HELLO, DOYLE.

[BOBBY] YOU GOTTA HELP ME! [JAKE] BOB WHERE ARE YOU?

[BOBBY] THE SCRAP YARD. HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

[JAKE] I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

[BOBBY] SCREW YOU, YOU BASTARD!

[JAKE] I GOTTA GO.

[TINNY] THAT'S IT?

[JAKE] WHAT?

[TINNY] THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT TO SAY?

[JAKE] OKAY, TINNY, WHAT?

HE'S-- WAYNE... BUDDY...

YOU'RE A KEEPER.

HE'S A KEEPER.

[ROSE] NO!

YOU STINK, GO.

[MALACHY] ROSE...

USE THE GOOD KNIFE.

[ROSE] I COULDN'T FIND THE GOOD KNIFE.

[DWAYNE] YOU GOTTA DO BOTH SIDES.

[MALACHY] WHAT DID YOU SAY? [DWAYNE] MY DAD USED TO SAY,

"IF YOU WANT THE KNIFE TO CARVE TRUE YOU GOTTA DO BOTH SIDES".

[MALACHY] I HAVE TO GO. [ROSE] MAL.

[TINNY] SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT?

AT ALL?

[MALACHY] TINNY, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.

AND YOU, NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I CAN'T PROMISE I WON'T STAB YOU.

[DES]

[CRYSTAL] WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

YOU DON'T HAVE A WARRANT!

[MALACHY] DON'T NEED ONE.

I'M NOT A COP.

THE KNIFE THAT SUPPOSEDLY KILLED MELISSA DIDN'T HAVE NICKS OR CUTS

BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T SHARPENED ON A CUTTING STONE.

LIKE THESE WERE.

DID YOU BRING IT BACK HOME WITH YOU?

RUN IT THROUGH THE DISHWASHER?

WHERE IS IT?

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT!

TELL ME!

[CRYSTAL] IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.

PLEASE DON'T TELL CARL.

[JAKE] BOB?!

BOBBY?!

BOB?!

BOBBY?!

BOB?!

[JAKE] BOB?!

[CARL] IT'S CARL!

NOW RUN ALONG, DOYLE.

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

[JAKE] OH DEADLY.

BOTH OF THE CRAZIES GOT GUNS.

[CARL] THIS IS A FAMILY PROBLEM NOW, DOYLE!

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.

[CARL] STILL A BIG PACK RAT,

BOB?

IS THERE ANYTHING FOR ME OR WHAT?

SOMETHING FOR THE HOUSE?

[BOBBY] GO TO HELL, CARL!

[CARL] SHE WAS MY WIFE, BASTARD!

NOT YOURS!

[JAKE] DAD?

THIS IS NOT EXACTLY A VERY GOOD TIME, RIGHT NOW.

[JAKE] WHAT?

[JAKE] OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

[BOBBY] SORRY!

SORRY! SORRY!

I WAS SHOOTING AT CARL!

[JAKE] OKAY, EVERYBODY JUST RELAX, ALRIGHT?

[CARL] DOYLE, STEP AWAY. [JAKE] CARL, YOU GOTTA LISTEN

TO ME, OKAY?

[CARL] I'M JUST GONNA MAIM HIM UP A BIT.

LEAST I CAN DO, HE KILLED MY WIFE!

[JAKE] HE DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY, YOU MORON. JUST PUT YOUR GUN DOWN,

PUT IT DOWN. PUT YOUR GUN DOWN! PUT 'EM DOWN!

[CARL] YEAH RIGHT.

[JAKE] ALRIGHT, JUST MEET ME BACK AT YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE.

I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN ALL THIS.

ALRIGHT?

WALKING OUT.

NO ONE SHOOTING.

NO ONE SHOOTING.

[CARL] GO ON BOY, GO ON.

WE'RE FINE.

[JAKE] MELISSA WASN'T GUILTY OF ANYTHING CARL,

AND NEITHER WAS YOUR BROTHER. WELL...

ASIDE FROM BEING PRETTY WEIRD AND IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE.

[MALACHY] YOU AND MELISSA WERE GOING TO MOVE AWAY AND START OVER.

[JAKE] MELISSA WROTE THAT LETTER TO CRYSTAL AND BOBBY

GOT A HOLD OF IT. BUT THE QUESTION IS, WHY DID YOU HAVE

IT ALL THESE YEARS, BOB?

AND NOT TELL ANYONE?

WHO WERE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT?

[CRYSTAL] I'M SORRY, CARL.

I'M SO SORRY.

[BOBBY] WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

SHE WAS A KID, OUR LITTLE SISTER.

[CRYSTAL] ALL THESE YEARS.

I'M SO SORRY.

[MOTHER MAHER] PUT THAT AWAY.

AWAY, NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE.

NOBODY... CAN'T. [CARL] NO.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

[MALACHY] CRYSTAL TOLD YOUR MOTHER YOU WERE LEAVING.

[MOTHER MAHER] YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CARL AWAY...

HE'S MY BABY .

MELISSA! NO!

[CARL] THAT'S CRYSTAL, MOTHER.

MELISSA'S GONE. [MOTHER MAHER] GONE ALRIGHT.

I TOOK IT, AND I CLEANED IT UP RIGHT.

NOBODY WILL SEE.

[CARL] WHAT DID YOU DO MOTHER?

[MOTHER MAHER] I WON'T LOOSE HIM TO THE LIKES OF YOU.

YOU BITCH.

I'D RATHER SEE HIM ROT.

[CARL] NO WORRIES, MOTHER.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

[MALACHY] CARL, WE SHOULD TELL THE POLICE.

[JAKE] IT'S TRUE CARL.

SHE'LL NEVER STAND TRIAL ANYWAY.

NOT IN HER CONDITION.

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR NAME CLEARED.

[CARL] THIS DOESN'T LEAVE THE ROOM.

[JAKE] CARL. [CARL] THIS DOESN'T LEAVE THE ROOM!

IF YOU TELLS ANYONE, I'LL DENY IT.

AND I'LL COME AFTER THE BOTH OF YOUS, I SWEAR I WILL.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

OKAY?

[BOBBY] WE'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.

BETTER THAN SHE EVER TOOK CARE OF US.

[CARL] YOU DONE YOUR JOB.

BUT THIS IS A FAMILY PROBLEM NOW, DOYLES.

I OWES YOUS FELLAS A HUNDRED GRAND.

[MALACHY] TIME AND EXPENSES AT OUR RATE COMES TO JUST OVER

SEVEN GRAND.

I'LL SEND YOU AN INVOICE.

I MISJUDGED YOU, CARL.

I'M SORRY.

[CARL] I APPRECIATE THAT, COPPER.

AND IF YOUS KEEP THE SECRET,

WE'RE SQUARE.

[MALACHY] YEAH.

[JAKE] YOU KNOW, IF YOU FEEL LIKE...

PADING OUT THOSE EXPENSES A BIT, YOU KNOW,

YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. [MALACHY] JAKE?

[WALTER] HELLO? [JAKE] HEY, BUDDY.

DO YOU WANNA GO HAVE A FEW PINTS, I THINK I UH--

I JUST BUGGED NIKKI'S HOUSE.

[WALTER] WHAT?

[JAKE] I BUGGED HER HOUSE I THINK.

[WALTER] WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THINK" BUDDY?

[JAKE] OKAY WELL I UM-- I DID.

I-- I-- I BUGGED NIKKI'S HOUSE.

[WALTER] I SAID "DUE DILIGENCE" JAKE.

I DIDN'T SAY "CREEPY STALKER".

[JAKE] I GOT CARRIED AWAY. [WALTER] WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

[JAKE] I'M IN A CAR IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE.

[WALTER] YEAH WELL, GO HOME.

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

[JAKE] NO MAN I CAN'T. I GOTTA GO BACK IN THERE.

[WALTER] JACOB DOYLE! AS YOUR LAWYER,

I AM ORDERING YOU NOT ENTER

THOSE PREMISES.

[JAKE] NO BUDDY, I UM-- I GOTTA DO THE RIGHT THING HERE.

[JAKE] UH HI TINNY.

I MEAN IT'S NOT REALLY A VERY GOOD TIME TO TALK, OKAY?

[TINNY] OH I'M SORRY.

IS IT STILL INCONVENIENT FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT ME MOVING OUT?

[JAKE] WHAT?

[TINNY] I'VE BEEN GONE TWO DAYS JAKE.

[JAKE] OH, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT HONEY. LOOK YOU-- YOU TELL

THAT-- THAT LITTLE DWAYNE DICK SMACK FELLA-- YOU TELL HIM YOU

KNOW, IF I FIND HIM I'M GONNA--

I'M GONNA MURDER HIM, OKAY?

HE BETTER RUN AND MAKE HIS PEACE

WITH GOD-- I GOTTA GO! I GOTTA GO!

[NIKKI] WELL, YOU HAVE THE VOICE FOR IT, I GUESS.

[DR. COLLINS] IT'S STILL NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO HAVE TO SING AN ARIA.

ESPECIALLY ACAPELLA.

[NIKKI] TRUE. TRUE.

LISTEN, UM...

DO YOU WANT A DRINK OR--

[DR. COLLINS] NO, I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CATCH A CAB.

[NIKKI] YEAH? [DR. COLLINS] YEAH.

[DR. COLLINS] IS THERE SOMEONE IN HERE?

[JAKE] HEY YA. [NIKKI] WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

[JAKE] I WAS JUST...

I WAS PAINTING...

AND UM... I WAS UM...

BUGGING YOUR HOUSE TO SEE IF YOU'RE PREGNANT.

[DR. COLLINS] PREGNANT? [JAKE] WHAT DO WE DO?

DO A DNA TEST, SEE IF IT'S MINE OR HIS?

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST WAIT UNTIL UH... THE LITTLE THING

POPS OUT AND SEE WHAT COLOUR IT IS.

[NIKKI] YOU ARE TALKING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

[JAKE] YEAH?

I FOUND THE TEST NIKKI.

I FOUND THE TEST OKAY! I FOUND THE PREGNANCY TEST.

[NIKKI] THE ONE IN THE GARBAGE? [JAKE] YES, THE ONE IN THE GARBAGE.

[NIKKI] PAM'S TEST. [JAKE] YES PAMS TEST...

WHO'S PAM?

[NIKKI] NURSE PRACTITIONER.

SHE DID I.V.F AND DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THE TEST ALONE.

ARE YOU DRUNK?

[JAKE] NO NOT YET.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

[DR. COLLINS] EXCUSE ME? [JAKE] I'M JAKE DOYLE.

HER HUSBAND.