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Angelica's cat just had five kittens.

I wonder if mommy and daddy will get me one.

I already have the name in mind: Dac.

I don't eat meatballs.

Thank you mom.

Fuck, the salt.

Soul, my spirit portion, take away bad fortune.

Ow! Shit! You fucking bitch!

I'm not hungry.

Well, get hungry.

See? Your daughter behaves just like you. Fine example.

You always blame Daddy.

You shut up!

You do not tell my daughter to shut up.

Daddy - no, daddy please don't fight.

She's my daughter too, who do you think raised her? Her mother?

Her mother hasn't cared for her since she was born.

For all she cares she may as well be dead.

And who's raising Donatina? Your coke-head ex-husband?

Can I have a cat?

No beasts around the house, never.

Dac!

Forget about it.

Hello? Mom... How are you? Yes. So when are you coming?

Is it grandma? Can I talk to her?

You should see how good Donatina's riding is!

She's much better than I was at her age! Prettier too.

Really. Alright then, kisses.

What did she say?

That it's raining in Switzerland,

and that she's coming to visit soon.

What the fuck?!

I know who did it. One day, I'll catch you...

The spy is not the son of Mary, not the son of God.

When he dies, he goes down there, to the little red devil.

Do you want to end up in hell too?

Here it comes... I can feel it.

Here comes the headache, fuck.

Aria put a meatball in her pocket and threw it out the window.

I saw her - She does it all the time.

You're just like your father. I've had it with both of you.

Enough! What's all this noise?

I have a headache! You all just don't give a shit.

I work like a mule to support everyone.

Come on, don't play the victim. Don't you see that if you don't eat you'll die?

Go to bed. Put your braces on and drink your chamomile.

I'll come and kiss you goodnight later.

Your fault, your fault, your fault, your fault...

There are many ways to cry. But mine is the most disdainful.

Look what your father did to me. He's a monster.

You understand French?

A monster.

What happened, Ist?

Nothing. I just fell, Ist.

Are you hypnotized?

Who was that?

A new boy, he's in 5D. He acts so cool but he's a loser.

His parents own a stand at the market.

Our Father,

Who art in heaven.

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done,

On earth as it is in heaven.

Give us, this day, our daily bread.

Hail Mary, Father of God...

And lead us not into temptation,

and we won't lead you into temptation...

Miss, Fatso is copying.

You're copying homework? During prayer hour?

Go to the blackboard.

Don't call him Fatso anymore, but Dumbo!

Dumbo! Dumbo!

The usual bitch. You should bite her in the face again.

Once again, Bernadotte has written the best essay.

Aria, come read...

She's the teacher's pet because her dad is famous. Who the fuck does she think she is?

My best friend.

I have only her. My friend's name is Angelica.

But we are so alike that we call each other with the same name...

Ist and Ist.

And we tell each other everything.

As soon as I do anything I rush to tell her.

Otherwise, it almost seems like I didn't do it.

She used to have long hair.

But now she has cut it short.

I'm going to cut my hair too now.

And we love each other.

Maria Teresa...

D.

Suck on Fatso's Dumbo

- Who's got the biggest boobs? - Maria Teresa.

- Who is that? - Her.

Ah yeah, she's a 10.

Her boobs have names: Maria and Teresa.

Angelica's are just coming out.

C'mon, she just has two tiny buttons.

Just like Aria.

Pigs.

Everyone has two buttons, two wafers like you say.

Aria is as flat as a board. Aria is a 2.

Think of your own grades, you stupid goat. You're 11 and still in 5th grade.

You see these? They are the brothers of this.

Whores!

It's true though - that bitch has huge boobs.

Isn't she ashamed to wear such tight t-shirts?

And to think she invited me to go to her house. Are you going, Ist?

Me? Of course not!

I'm sticking with you, Ist.

- I love you. - Me too.

Why do you think they're following us? We don't even have boobs.

What do we care? We are different.

We don't dress like anyone. We're the coolest.

Do they just like me because my father is famous?

They're following you, not him!

Why do you have the Betamax?

It's broken.

What about the hair dryer?

Go home.

Here she is!

Down! Down!

She is so beautiful.

Where is Angelica?

I don't know. Did you see her hair? It's so beautiful.

Down! Down! Did she see us?

No! No! She's going!

Aria, I love you!

What the fuck are you doing? Idiot!

- Do you have chalk? - Yeah, let's write it.

Viva Ange Viva Aria

Aria you are so beautiful!

Fatso my love!

What are you talking about? Stop it!

Are you dating Fatso?

Who else would want you? Look at your saggy ass!

Stop it! Ouch, Mama!

I need to study.

You understand?

Who started this?

- Her. - It was Aria.

Of course. As usual.

Manuel?

Manuel Ginori?

Stop, stop, I'm all sweaty.

I didn't know you were coming.

I wanted to surprise you. So, how's it going?

Oh wait, wait - the girls.

I brought a little present for you.

One for Donatina...

One for Lucrezia...

And one for Aria.

And this one's for the mama.

- Look, what's inside the belly? - She's very full.

Prosperity, the mother.

What are you doing?

What, you don't know? I'm packing my things.

Our parents are splitting up.

Daddy is taking me with him.

You're staying with Yvonne.

Why don't you call her mom anymore?

Is it true that you're leaving?

Who told you that?

Lucrezia.

Yes, no. It's just for awhile.

I'll be back soon. I have to shoot a movie and...

Yes, your daddy is going.

But he is not brave enough to tell his daughter he is leaving her.

She's crazy! It's all her fault!

It's true.

It's my fault for having a daughter with a dickhead like you!

Lucrezia, let's go.

So I won't have to listen to this amateur playing again.

Listen to you.

You suck as an actor. You're the dog of the dogs.

At least I'm famous all over the world! They write about me in encyclopedias, you whore.

You're still a loser! Pimp! Get out!

Yes I'll get out, so you can get slammed by everyone!

The cuckold is leaving!

Yes, you're a cuckold!

You're disgusting.

You've fucked with everyone!

Women.

Even with midgets...

Bitch. Fuck you. She broke my rib.

Wait! The award! Go get the David!

- Get in the elevator. - Fuck no, I won't get in the elevator.

Daddy, you're hurt. Just this once.

Fuck that, I'm taking the stairs.

Well? Why those faces?

He didn't even say goodbye to me.

Do you realize how lucky we are?

Everything will be better now, we are finally free.

We will go on cruises, the three of us...

And without Lucrezia busting our balls,

It will be beautiful.

Enough with the noise! You're breaking our balls!

How can you talk about balls, you ugly soul?

If you had any you'd be kneeling before Rachmaninoff.

Do you own the neighborhood?

I own music! Take this, dickface!

Dickface, how dare you! My mother is the greatest!

My parents split up.

You know how cool that is?

We are free now. No more fighting.

We're going on a cruise.

From today I do whatever the fuck I want.

But Ist, you started smoking without me?

No, the cigarette is for show.

We are the iron goats, with fiery eyes and rolling tongues...

If you come into here, we'll hold you down and cut out your lungs.

We are the same, Ist.

He's so cool.

I want the exact same cut. Not too short here on the front, but shaved in the back.

Ist, Ist, Ist.

We are the same, we are the same.

Ist, Ist, Ist

We are the same.

Look at this hat, it's so cool.

I'll spritz you.

I want the lipstick too.

You look like that fatass whore, Maria Teresa.

The powder, the powder. I want it, I want it.

I want it!

Let's go.

Take this you fucking florist!

Pieces of shit, go fuck yourselves!

Go Adriano! You're great!

Adriano's number 1!

They're great. It must be so hard.

If I was a skater, maybe he'd like me.

You'd only end up killing yourself.

Maybe I'll kill myself anyway.

My love, where are you?

I'm right here. I was waiting for you.

Let's go to the cinema, baby.

Yes.

Wait, my love. Let me put my lipstick on.

You're beautiful without it, too. You're always beautiful.

Look, there's the moon - like the first time we met.

You're my moon.

Shall we take the bus?

Come on, get on.

Great, it's empty.

What are you doing? No!

Shut up!

Stop it! Get off of me! What the fuck are you doing?!

Shut up, whore!

You pig, what have you done? I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Stop it! You broke my doll! No! It's all your fault!

Why does it always end up that he rapes her?

Because that's just the way he is!

How disgusting - he's touching her ass!

Now he's sucking the tit - he's sucking the milk.

- He's sucking chamomile, like a baby. - Yuck!

That's our father!

God, what a dog.

It's not true. Daddy is the coolest.

You're still calling him daddy?

I can call him that, he's my father.

Some father.

He hasn't even invited you to his new place.

You'll have to go there soon anyway.

I'm going to Germany.

On tour?

But as soon as I get back,

The three of us are going away together.

You promise?

When I promise, I promise.

I loved him - oh yes, I loved him.

I loved him.

Angela.

Why are you packing her swimsuits?

Mom is going to Germany, she needs warm clothes.

No, she's going to the tropics.

Who cares about the concerts?

Yes, I'm crazy.

Enough of artists!

I'm partying with a man - a real one.

He has bought me - it's disgusting...

The most expensive and vulgar ring in Atlanta!

After that dickface, I deserve it.

I have the right, too.

That's right! He knows how to fuck!

First class. Champagne. Flowers in our room.

24 hour room service.

I'm talking about a four by four imperial cabin.

Oh, how cute - you must be Donatina.

No, Aria.

Ah, the one who doesn't eat! I know everything about you.

Come here, let's make friends.

C'mon.

Aria. Speak.

We'll have time to become friends, to get to know each other.

C'mon, we need to go, otherwise we'll be late.

- Go get ready - go! - 2 minutes.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Come on. I won't tell your mother.

Come here. Why do you have your hair like that?

You like boys, you want to be like a boy?

You know, I went to see your mother playing. She's so great.

I went to Santa Cecilia.

Mamma Mia, what an amazing concert!

Holy shit, but who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck is your mother?

What a piece of pussy.

Mom, when are you coming back?

Soon.

Anyway, you have nanny Angela.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Ah, but you are Donatina!

Mom, I made this flower bracelet for you.

How cute, thanks!

It's late, we gotta go.

- C'mon, let's go do your math homework. - Can we do French first?

Abused but gentle, my dear, do not fear. Your time will come.

Hi, you're Aria?

Yes. Is Daddy here?

- No, your sister's here. - Lucrezia, where is she?

Please, come in.

What the fuck! You shaved your head!

Wait until Daddy sees that.

He's American, maybe he'll like it.

How cute.

What's it's name?

Le Bon. Like Simon Le Bon.

No, don't touch him. He'll scratch you. He's ferocious with strangers.

Look...

All pink.

This is the guest room, you'll sleep here.

- Good evening, sir. - Thank you.

Lucrezia, my love, Daddy's here!

Aria's here.

Oh, you're here. What the fuck have you done?

You don't like it?

Didn't your mother say anything?

I bet she didn't even notice.

My poor little girl.

You're ruined.

You should take Lucrezia's example.

Long hair. Blonde. Look here.

Look what beautiful long blonde hair. How beautiful she is.

You're boiling! You have a fever!

No, Daddy, I'm fine.

Let's go to bed. Now.

Show me your tongue.

- You ate dessert again. - No, I didn't.

Daddy's girl needs to forget croissants.

Daddy, in "The Mummy's Secret," was it you

jumping out the third floor window, or a stuntman?

Just be quiet.

I need to concentrate.

Away! Away! Aunty May, send the cops away!

Bastards!

Pigs!

Cops bring bad luck.

We need to be careful.

There's no freedom anymore.

Ouch!

Daddy!

What is it? What's happened?

My legs hurt.

Let me do it.

They hurt because they are growing.

Just my legs?

No, your whole body.

Here.

Open your mouth.

Lift your tongue.

With this you'll take a nice little nap.

No, please stop Lucrezia - enough!

What the fuck! I'll tell Daddy!

The spy is not the son of Mary!

You still believe that shit?

Let me go! Stop it!

I'll stop if you go and buy croissants.

And don't tell Daddy.

Dac!

Here he is...

Come, Dac. C'mon.

Lucrezia!

Where are the croissants?

I lost them. But look what I found!

Daddy won't ever let you keep it.

How come you can and I can't?

Can't you see it's black?

Anyway, you don't live here.

Take him back to where you found him.

I warned you. Now you're fucked.

I have a surprise.

What surprise?

Guess. Can you tell me what it is?

He has pointy ears,

electric whiskers, and a pink traitorous nose.

All you have to do is guess, and you'll adore him like I adore him.

A black cat in my house! Are you nuts?

Okay, he can stay.

Just for a bit. Lock him in your room.

Did you lock him in?

Fucking hell.

What are you doing?

Go ahead, laugh.

Look at what I gotta fucking do.

The black cat...

Daddy.

Since Aria's cat arrived,

I'm having trouble breathing.

I think I have asthma now.

And Le Bon too - he became aggressive and scratched me.

Either he goes, or you go.

Where can I go? Mom's away.

She's back.

You're kicking me out because of the cat?

I'm kicking you out because your mother's a whore!

She's crazy! Loony bin crazy!

She dumps her daughter for the first piece of shit she meets!

What kind of mother is that?! Women like her shouldn't be allowed to have kids!

It should be forbidden by law! By the law!

She's doing a great job, raising you and Donatina!

You'll both become drug addicts!

Two idiot delinquents, just like her!

I lost 10 years of my life with that piece of shit!

I'm sorry.

Who is it?

Mom, it's me.

Daddy kicked me out.

What?

He can't do that! Is he crazy?

You can't kick a child out of your house!

I can't take you, I'm leaving again. Go away!

Mom has Donatina.

Dad has Lucrezia.

I have you.

Dac.

I don't want you to think I'm an abandoned child.

I am a little bit, but that's why I'm so free.

I'm having such a blast.

No other kid can go out at this hour.

You and I are like "The Warriors."

You've never seen a kid before?

- Do you come here every day? - Yes.

And every night, too?

If you run away here, Dac,

we'll never find each other again.

A heart, and a friend who doesn't betray you.

It's pronounced "Malligan."

Grandma, I can't understand English.

Shall we try "King Lear?"

What's that?

It's the story of a king...

Mom!

I missed you!

Mom, how are you?

- Viva the sacred forest! - Viva!

- Viva the moon! - Viva!

Silence.

I have good news.

The first prize for best essay of the year has been awarded to one of our very own,

a member of this class.

Do you want to know who?

Yes!

The winner is Bernadotte.

Maria Teresa, out!

And spit out the gum.

Very good, Aria.

My essay is about Dac.

And I just wrote the truth.

You did good.

A round of applause for Aria.

You'll come with me, right? When I go to ask him?

I can't, Ist. It's my grandfather's birthday. I have to go home.

What? Please, Ist, just 10 more minutes?

C'mon, please? Just 5!

No, I can't. I'm sorry.

Hi, do you want some gum?

Sure, thanks.

Did you see how much homework that whore gave us?

Oh my God, yeah.

Do you want to study with me?

Yes.

Good.

Adriano?

What do you want?

I don't know.

She was just searching for a little understanding.

Some love, solid and sweet.

She just wanted a little humility.

Mama.

Will you transform me?

The eyes.

The seduction.

The mouth comes later.

We're beautiful. All we need is the look in our eyes.

Pass me the powder, assistant.

Why are you always in the way?

You're going to make me late!

Hand me the dress.

- I'll show you right now! - Stop it!

I won't stop until...

Ouch!

- Sorry, where did I hurt you? - Down here...

Do you want to know what I'm gonna be when I grow up?

Yes, what?

I made some drawings.

Look.

I'm going to design a hotel like no one's ever seen.

There will be a fountain here.

Here there will be silver towers.

The bushes will be painted hot pink.

If you go through this silver door, you reach the second floor where there are thermal baths.

Here is a swimming pool with dolphins. I think I'll put sharks in there too.

Above there's a ball, which will fall like the moon...

Wake up!

They're still hot!

You need to eat them now!

First listen to this song!

Let's do the square dance!

1, 2, 3, 4...

Tomorrow is the awards ceremony at school.

Oh, yes.

- Are you coming? - Of course.

Are you coming?

Of course.

It's for the best essay of the year.

Do you promise?

Promise, promise, promise...

The award for the best essay of the year...

out all the elementary school classes in Rome,

goes to one of our students.

Aria Bernadotte.

Remember. Stand up straight. Don't slur your words.

Don't stare at the paper the whole time. Look ahead.

Aria.

Don't make me look bad.

My Guardian Angel.

I don't believe our guardian angel

is an invisible guardian who spies on us.

That would scare me like a ghost,

because he could see me, but I couldn't.

I believe our guardian angel enters someone close to us,

and protects us.

Mine entered a black cat. His name is Dac.

When no one notices that I need a caress, he notices.

All the caresses I don't receive, I give him.

I make a small gesture of love last as long as a lollypop.

Do you know what a lollypop is?

It is a round candy which seems to never end, but does.

It is an imaginary sweet,

like love.

Bills, junk mail...

I was hoping to find some money.

Look, a real letter. They even drew a little heart.

Lisa, my soul.

I saw you come home with him yesterday.

Don't let that pig touch you.

I remember when I cried, because you were too beautiful.

Meet me tomorrow at 5, at the Tiber.

The usual place.

Yours, Enzo.

He cried because she was too beautiful.

Wait! But she hasn't read the letter!

Right!

Pass me the glue, let's close it up.

I can't wait for the rendezvous.

When is she coming?

We must be patient.

We are the spies of love.

Here she comes!

They're so cute.

- I can't! I'm getting married! - I don't care!

They said that they're getting married!

- You can't marry that guy! - Just leave me alone!

What just happened?!

They seemed so happy together!

You fucking child.

Poor guy. She's gone.

She just left him like that.

He's crying!

6...

6...

2.

Who is it?

Hello.

Are you the doorman on Nicotera Street?

I have huge boobs.

Shall we meet?

How old are you?

22.

Do you really have tits?

How about pubic hair?

Yes, like a squirrel!

When shall we meet?

Now. Immediately.

Nicotera Street 22.

Buzzer is Pecorini.

You gave him Maria Teresa's address!

Here he is! I can't believe he came!

Pig!

Pervert! Shame on you!

You are disgusting!

Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas.

Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas.

Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas.

Write the formula on a piece of paper.

Keep it in your pocket until the full moon.

Rub your fingers on a leaf of Salvia Divinorum.

And wait until they dry.

Kiss a petal of red Pelagornium,

then add a twig of Artemisia,

and put over a white handkerchief.

If all is done properly, the loved one will yearn for you, until you are united.

Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas.

For the magic to work, wait for the full moon.

Adriano!

Adriano!

Adriano!

What is it?

What time is it?

8:20.

So?

I wanted to tell you something.

What?

I forgot.

Do you want to go out with me?

What the fuck is she reading? "The Great Enigmas of Stalin's Life"?

Still the commies.

Look who's there!

Hi Donatina! Mommy the commie hasn't eaten you yet?

Just kidding. You went to school?

Did you do your homework?

Come on, sit here. Talk to uncle Dodo.

I'm taking your momma to America. We'll go coast to coast.

I'm taking her to Disneyland.

One day I'll take you to Disneyland too.

You wanna come? You wanna go?

When are you coming back?

Who knows? We come back when we come back.

Go, go. Go fuck yourself.

Aria! What have you done?

Angela, come and clean this mess!

Is she beating her up?

Get out of my house! Go back to your father's!

This is how you behave? Forget about Disneyland!

That kid's a ballbuster.

A big one.

Beauty of the house.

I ate some pudding.

Did you eat?

I have to go, Ist.

You're going now?

Dad is taking us to the Russian circus,

the one with the famous bears.

You mean Oblomov's?

- Yes. - What are you going to wear?

I'm wearing the pink sweatshirt, the one with the roses.

The cool Fiorucci one?

Have fun then.

See you tomorrow at school. Big kiss.

Bye, see you.

Lucrezia!

Have you seen my sweatshirt?

I'm wearing it. It's my color.

No, give it back!

Give it back, give it back!

What did you break?

Why are you two always fighting and shouting?

No! A broken mirror.

It's seven years of bad luck.

- She did it! - No, she did it!

You can forget about the circus!

It wasn't me, I swear - it was her!

Lucrezia, what is it? Sit down!

Where are the paper bags?

Breathe inside the paper bag.

Breathe slowly. Breathe slowly. Hush.

Breathe.

Breathe slowly. Hush.

Good girl. Just breathe...like that.

Daddy's taking you to the circus.

Dear Daddy, I'm going because...

nobody cares about me.

She broke the mirror.

Do you believe me now, Daddy?

Heartbroken,

she stabbed herself in the chest with the glass.

And with a sigh, she murmured, "Goodbye world, life, cruelty."

Aria.

Aria, what did you do?

Aria, answer!

How many did you take?

How many did you take?

Two.

I like that music you were playing yesterday.

Do you know they are friends of mine?

The Penelopes?

Yes.

In a few days they're playing a concert.

We'll take the car and go see them.

I'll introduce you to them.

Just the two of us. No black cats though.

Yes, and no Lucrezia either.

Alright, no Lucrezia.

This is yours.

Sorry if I've read it.

Sleep well.

If I get that role, it's my big opportunity.

You're thinking, "You're famous. What more could you want?"

This.

All I've ever wanted was to do an art film.

And with a face like this, my career will explode.

It's a drama, filled with dialogue.

No more stunts, jumping out of windows...

Guido, can I have an autograph?

Yeah, yeah...

Where's the pen?

Why, you don't have one?

What, I'm supposed to carry a pen with me?

Go find a pen and then I'll give it to you.

Jump in, come on.

Let's go.

Aria!

We have a long way to drive.

You see? I am the Penelopes.

No, come here!

Aria, what the fuck did you do?

Feathers bring failures! Come here.

Grab him!

Try to grab him!

Shit, grab him there!

Throw him out!

Are you nuts! Pigeons in bedrooms are bad luck!

I didn't do it on purpose, Daddy.

Yes.

Oh hi, it's you.

Really?

You're not joking, right? You're not joking right?

Fuck yeah!

I got the role in the movie!

Let's do the airplane!

My little pea!

You bring me good luck!

I'll never let you go again!

Daddy's little girl!

I'm doing the film! I'm doing film!

I'm doing the film!

Lucrezia, where are you?

Daddy, I'm sick.

I hid the chocolate. You found it and ate it all.

Yes, I found it. You weren't here.

You're 15 years old, you should start taking care of yourself.

But hey, if you want to become fat it's your own business.

You abandoned me.

The black cat on my script!

Not the black cat on my script!

Now I want absolute silence.

I have to study. I must concentrate.

You look awful!

And that tie?

You look ridiculous. And you can tell you have a saggy ass.

You're the one with the saggy ass, you fat bitch.

Daddy! Daddy! You're disgusting! You're obese!

I have to study! To study!

You're going back to your mother!

Right away! Go and pack your luggage!

Is mom still angry?

There have been some changes around here.

Come on in.

Dodo is kaput.

This is Ricky,

the sound engineer for my new concert.

Ah, Aria.

Mom, can I listen too?

Yes, darling.

Who was that?

He's a cool-ass punk.

He gave me this awesome t-shirt.

We played bass, punk songs, we had a blast.

What is it?

Look - "The Unhappy Enzo."

The letter! I have to read that.

No, Ist!

Good morning.

Goodbye.

If it wasn't for you we would have gotten the letter!

Let's skip school. I must find out.

Are you nuts? Where are we going to hide at this hour?

Father.

I would like to confess.

What sins have you committed?

I talked back to my mom.

I didn't do my homework.

And?

And then I cussed.

Come here.

You mustn't cuss.

Who did you cuss at? At your dad? Your mom?

Remember: Honor your father and your mother.

Did you commit impure acts?

No, I washed up.

Where?

Everywhere.

And how?

With water.

I advise you, do not commit impure acts.

Remember, Jesus is watching you.

Jesus is watching you. Do you understand?

Say 7 Hail Marys for penance. Go now.

Here I am.

- You did a very bad thing. - What?

You are not baptized.

You have no right to confession. You mocked baby Jesus.

What are you talking about?

Baby Jesus.

It's 11:00.

- We have to go. - Go on, take one.

- No, I quit smoking. - Why?

The doctor said my lungs are black, and that I'm on a bad path.

I caught you! You're the ones!

I almost lost my job because of you!

Thieves! Delinquents!

Go inside! I'm calling your parents!

No, please! Don't tell my parents! I'm begging you!

Inside! I got blamed for this!

No, I'll never do it again! I promise!

I swear to God!

I swear on baby Jesus!

Never again! Have mercy, please!

Ist...

Come on, get out.

I already called the cops.

If you're like this at this age, what'll you be when you grow up?

Shame on you.

You like squirrels, huh?

I'm reporting you to the postman.

In two days, the cops will come arrest you.

Criminals!

Are you happy now?

The cops, you get it?

I'll get blamed for this.

I'll say it's all your fault.

You raped my doll.

You made me smoke and throw water bombs.

- But you liked doing these things. - No!

I'm not like you. I'm normal.

Like Maria Teresa?

Me and her just play, that's all.

Did you throw away the letters?

No, they're inside a box.

What the fuck are you waiting for?

The cops! You have to burn the evidence!

Ist.

I liked Ricky.

What did you like about him?

How do you do it, Mom?

Do what?

Make them all fall in love with you.

I'm a witch.

I practice red magic.

The magic of love.

You still play with stuffed animals?

Go on, go to sleep.

Did you brush your teeth? Let me see.

Okay, but you have to put your braces on.

And then go to sleep, okay?

Goodnight.

Is your mom home?

Mom, it's for you!

A package addressed to you and Mr. Guido Bernadotte.

Do you accept it?

Sign here please.

Thank you. Have a good day.

You're under arrest.

That package, sent from Bolivia by Manuel Ginori,

contains cocaine.

Trained dogs discovered it.

Come with us, please.

Wait a minute.

Who sent it?

Who is this Ginori person?

You don't know Ginori?

Then why did you accept the package?

When you get a letter, do you send it back?

He addressed it to Bernadotte, too,

who's not my partner anymore.

Manuel Ginori! Who is he?

What do you mean, mom?

Manuel Ginori.

The guy with the mustache.

The nice guy who gave us the dolls.

Manuel.

Come with us.

Alright, let's go.

Please get dressed.

Let's go.

This morning, pianist Yvonne Casella was arrested for allegedly smuggling cocaine from Bolivia...

What the fuck have you done?! You sent mom to jail!

Do you understand?! You don't love her, you never did! It's always your fault!

Always!

The actor Guido Bernadotte, also accused of trafficking drugs...

You made them arrest Daddy too!

Do you understand what you've done?

Bernadotte professes his innocence. And now, in other news...

It's too salty.

Eat it.

Yes?

Aria, it's for you.

I am done with you! Because of you, I lost the part in the movie.

Arrested for drugs, I'm finished. Finished!

Your mother gets arrested and...

you don't tell me the cops are coming? Are you stupid?

I'm going to India with Lucrezia. You'll never see me again.

Never again!

You're not a daughter, you're a police informant!

Take Aria's plate away.

I don't want to see her.

From now on, she eats in the other room.

Mom, are you gonna cry?

What a terrible experience ma'am.

You must have met some truly awful people.

Those are everywhere.

Oh, hi Aria.

Today's your birthday! Congratulations!

You're happy to see me? Me too.

Where's mom?

I don't know, she's in the other room powdering her nose.

Happy birthday to us!

Come here, my love.

Mom,

will you breast feed me?

Happy birthday!

Aria, tell us how you sent your mother to jail!

She sent her to the slammer!

Nobody loves me.

This shit music is breaking my balls! Turn it off, the game is on.

No! It's my party, we're not watching a soccer game!

What do you mean no? Don't bust my balls, go to bed.

No!

- It's my party! - Stop!

It's my party! It's my birthday!

Get out of the way!

Your dad's not here.

We don't work on weekends.

Fine, take the weekend off.

Soon there will be a full moon.

I just had a great idea. We'll throw a mega-party on that day.

No pizza and soda.

"A Thousand and One Nights" kind of stuff.

Hey, listen to me.

And Daddy's apartment will become an enchanted castle.

Yes, I know.

Do you want to come to my party?

Adriano, do you want to come to my party?

All right, you can come too.

Adriano's coming to my mega-party, too.

Don't you get it?

He doesn't care about you. He's just toying with you.

Your new friend tell you to say that?

Do you want to come to my party?

Follow me.

Okay, the cakes go on the table.

Show them, Lucy. On the table.

Ballroom

Hello.

You're the first ones here. Come on in, to the ballroom.

Poor thing.

It would be better if Adriano didn't come.

He's not gonna come.

Hi. The party's over there.

- Is this a birthday party? - No, it's a ball.

The decorations are nice.

- What? - The decorations are nice.

It's a bit over the top.

Oh, it's you.

Come in.

Let's play "Traffic Light."

Yeah!

I'll be the Traffic Light. You know the rules.

Red: kiss on the cheek. Green: couple swap.

Blue: French kiss.

The first couple is...

Aria and...

Adriano.

And I say Blue!

You go wait for her.

The Sin Room

I'm here.

Is it forever?

Yes.

I can't believe it.

I'm here and I can touch you.

I know everything about you.

You are a cat.

I thought you didn't even see me.

I wrote your name on the walls.

Like Fatso?

Fatso!

No! Everything I said was true, I swear!

You fell for it!

Hook, line, and sinker!

Great joke! Is Fatso a good kisser?

Fatso, you're a genius.

Fatso's the best!

We seriously made out. What a whore!

Bernadotte, take this!

No, Adriano, stop!

I beg you, it's my dad's house!

Fuck the awards!

Ist!

Ist, help me!

Here. Now you'll stop meowing.

Yvonne, you can't send her to boarding school.

What do you mean, straighten her out?

What does her father say?

It's your daughter, how can you be so cruel?

She's only 9 years old.

If I can no longer walk, don't let me live.

What she's done to you? What about what you're doing to her?

I told you, you will walk again. You're already getting better.

I'm not scared to die, you know?

Mom died too.

- Take down this plastic tent, I don't want it. - No, no. You have to stay under it, son.

I don't want to live without my mom.

But I'm here, my dear. I'll always be by your side.

It's not true. You only love my brother.

Viva Marx! Viva Lenin! Viva Mao Tse-Tung!

I did not tell you all of this to play the victim.

But for you to know me better.

And perhaps now,

you will be a bit nicer.