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Why doesn't Axel go inside?

He hurries to home. They have eggs in mustard sauce.

I could cook that too.

Clearly. One suicidal experience this year was enough for him.

Heleno Claudette Schneider ?!

Hi Kati! Sorry to report until now,

but in America you have spring break

and you must be wading naked and drunk in Brad Pitt's pool.

As for me, I'm quite busy with Axel.

He no longer walks without crutches.

We go to pottery every week,

to add a new dimension to his life after that suicide attempt.

At first I thought it was a penguin.

But it should be me. Pretty nice huh?

You should have accompanied him. He hangs out whenever he's sad.

Mother, you're pissing me off like hell.

If you care so much about him, call him yourself.

I'm his therapist. I won't call him in private!

I'll see him in the office in the morning.

He'll come to me if he has a problem. As always.

But he didn't come to you before the suicide attempt, did he?

It's not easy for us now.

But I told him I would never leave him again

and I will keep that too.

And as for Cema, it's over.

Although we cuddled all night ...

Hot water is not running.

So I take a cold shower.

... but I hardly remember that anymore.

He can kiss really well.

I think. I don't remember anymore.

TURKISH FOR BEGINNERS S02E01

"HOW THE WOMEN WAS WEAKER."

- Stop looking at me like that. - And how?

You look like

Antonio Banderas.

So you and Axel right?

That's total bullshit.

Yagmur is with Suny today.

Do you think that with you ...

I can't date two guys!

Why not?

We can have an affair.

He takes care of the birthday presents and I take care of the rest.

Stop reading the red library.

Plus, it's immoral.

We're not of legal age yet and you're blabbering on about morals.

And you have no idea what morality is! Morality makes you happy.

It can't be that way.

You go to pottery.

It can also be very erotic.

Do you remember

on stage in "The Spirit"?

I hate girls' milkers. They always slam there too late.

Ceme, I'll call the cops.

I'll call your father.

And what will you tell him?

That you kissed me?

That it was the best kiss of your life?

More or less.

Don't make up your mind, okay?

Don't do it, don't do it.

I'll be late for training, man.

I've been waiting in the corner for half an hour. People have already asked me how much I charge.

- Will you squeeze it yourself? - Sure, thanks.

Chipsy?

Born.

We have everything.

Almost everything.

We're falling. Have fun here.

What did you prepare here, Dorotka?

They are as hard as Nazi steel.

These are muffins.

More like ammunition.

We would win the war with that.

You are here by grace, darling!

We've already found a retirement home for you.

Or some medicine to calm you down.

Mom, I want a telescope. So I can observe the sunspots.

Kalle also has one, it costs only 300 euros, please!

- Disgusting. - Guys, this really won't work!

Dad, shove the ground and you Nille into the room.

- But children are not sent to the room. - Then go to the cellar!

I want to work here in peace!

- Are we a dropper under stress? - No.

I'm not stressed.

What are you doing so late?

I'm preparing to sit with the patient,

unlike you, I work with the living and not the dead.

Who is so stressful for you?

A patient who wants to spread the forbidden eleventh commandment?

Why don't you tell me that Axel and I have it in your liver?

It's called in the stomach and I don't have anything there. Good night.

Dr. Schneider?

Yes. Not.

Error.

Dr. Schneider?

As if something had already happened.

Axel is a teenager, he lost both his parents.

He befriended Lena.

These are all factors that make a boy crazy.

I don't feel guilty.

I'm not even saying that.

Well, I didn't even think so.

What is?

Do you think I'm happy with Axel?

I am sleeping.

So sorry I'm in trouble.

What do you want to hear?

That I'm happy with Axel.

You're happy with Axel.

Maybe you're right.

Come on.

Okay, I'm worried about Axel.

I don't know how it could have happened.

I've been taking care of him for over 100 hours and I don't even notice

that for the second time

he wanted to kill.

What do your colleagues say?

You are discussing this on your therapeutic parties.

I didn't write a report about it.

That would mean I'm biased and have to give it away.

Truth.

Damn. But you keep your distance.

Since the death of his parents, Axel has lost many acquaintances.

Earl 1, that would be very bad.

He needs someone who will stay and whom he can trust.

She needs Doris.

Anyway, now everyone thinks I tried to kill myself.

Why do they say that?

What are you doing?

I'm waiting for so much blood to flow into my head until it explodes.

Yes, me...

There's something I can only get if they think so.

And what is it?

I thought the hotline was just a joke.

- Why do you ask questions like that? - First, I have money for it

and perhaps we may find a solution.

But that doesn't exist, because life sucks

and always will be! And it doesn't matter if one behaves properly.

Or have you ever heard of a happy conversation?

No! Because if someone is doing well, they don't care about the other.

Hi, how are you?

I'm a little late, but I can still accompany you to therapy.

Axel, my friend.

I have been asking for a long time ...

You'll ask him that another time, maybe in the next life.

- Come on. - No, hold on.

We'll never be friends if we don't talk, right?

Exactly.

Do you also think that one should behave immorally until one is of age?

- Define immoral. - It doesn't even work. Come on, we have to go.

What is a bad example for all of us.

Maybe not to be a PK all the time,

politically correct, you know?

Something the weak would confess.

Murder, lies,

flight.

Born.

I don't think one has to be moral all the time.

It is not good for a person to keep his reason.

One should from time to time

go a little crazy.

We share this view.

- Go away. - He said it was fine.

Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this behind my back?

Is this a Turkish way to torture someone?

I fight simply.

You are mine ...

- Like, as Istanbul used to be. - Constantinople, you idiot.

- And how do I get in front of the wall? - You have to figure it out yourself.

I will definitely not leave you the city without a sign of resistance.

You really are

suprová.

This is not a password.

Say it.

- I'm fighting for you. - Yeah, we've heard that before.

I mean how you feel about me.

Do you think I'll make a monkey out of me now?

You're trying to tell me you can't live without me

and that everything you do is useless?

What's so hard about saying "I ... you"

We're talking romance, we want to have fun.

Entertain?

Entertain!

Idiot!

Why did you ...

You should have told me what you were up to.

I am here for you.

I know. You are a tree and I swing.

And do you feel that the branch can no longer stand it?

You are my favorite tree. Fact!

But no, Dr. Schneider.

I'm sorry. I'll stop crying right away.

I'm strong again.

It all always falls apart. Challenging course of treatment

and now I have my days extra ...

- God. Now I'm talking about ... - I'm sorry.

I did not want that. I want you to remain a solid tree.

I'm in control again.

This was the last time I was so soft with that one-armed tennis player.

We can do that. We need to meet more.

Do you have to trust me and tell me before the branch breaks?

Year?

I didn't want to kill myself.

Don't think I'll be better

when you lie and pretend to be strong.

But I lied to you.

It was not a suicide attempt. It just looked like that.

Yes, Axel, for sure.

God! You make it all harder!

Can't you ever be more annoying?

That made it all clearer. What doesn't love me

and I'm glad he didn't tell me.

I don't understand why the donkey didn't say that ?!

Have you ever said "I love you"?

What do you mean by that, old man?

We're friends, aren't we?

- Girl! - Oh so.

Not yet, man.

Then she would think there was more.

And what if there is something more?

Ching is average, man.

I love Lena.

Has he been petting yet?

Grandpa, God! The war is over and Marlene Dietrich is dead.

What, idiot?

I like this about you.

About before ...

- You know who I am and ... - Yeah, unfortunately.

Hi, it's me.

Before ... you totally got me.

Already ...

you know that you ...

I can't talk about it that well.

And also

I think you are

Well! I love you, sure! Really happy.

Not like in masturbation, but like in a novel.

God, that was embarrassing. You will have to destroy the recording.

And if you like it,

so I'll wait for you in the garden for ten minutes.

- Axílek! - Hi.

Am I interrupting? I'd like to talk to you about

about the matter of morality, lying and so on.

Yeah, but I'm not home. I'm with Doris' friend.

I'm so perverted.

Have you repaired your car yet?

No, we rode bikes.

I don't have time now, but we'll talk tomorrow, okay?

Right in the morning, right? Goodbye, Axílek. Bye.

So smell.

It's you?

Thanks for the CD.

Clear.

Do you want this rose?

He's from a candy vending machine, right?

He was my mom's.

Actually, Yagmur gave it all, but

before her death she told me

that I have it ...

until it...

Look, it doesn't matter, does it?

Who is it? A criminologist lives here!

Young? Cucumber?

What are you doing here?

- We're looking for ... - We have to draw a constellation.

- To the biola. - To the potato.

He works on biole, I work on potato and

we help each other.

Honestly, you take school seriously.

I'm glad you've already made friends.

I noticed very well what was between you.

And what was that?

A natural power struggle between a prince and a princess,

because of which you eventually had to divide the kingdom.

And I'm glad you got so close.

Probably more than you think.

Exactly.

- Doris, I have to go. - I can seduce you on a motorcycle.

So you better take the bus, you bastard.

Blow up, idiot.

Okurčičko.

I can't give up Axel,

we have a bond.

It's like knowing him from another life and I still owe him something.

The Öztürk and Schneider?

Year.

Sure, thank you.

Axel was not at home at night. And now please don't get upset!

- Stop it! - No, I won't let that happen!

I'm the worst therapist in all of Berlin.

Double suicide attempt. One must already doubt that.

- If again ... - No, my car!

- Not in your condition. - We have to go to the station immediately.

You must declare a search. You have to look in the rivers too!

There is.

He was poisoned. Did I lock the locker in the bathroom?

Did I lock her up? There was a nail polish remover!

Call 112 and 155. Quick!

- He lives! - Nice, Doris, really.

What are you doing? Is it because of yesterday?

Because I crossed the line between patient and doctor?

I promise I'll never tell you again about feelings that stress you out.

Ušáček 2,

can i talk to you alone

It deceives you to make you feel better.

- He sleeps in front of our house ... - All night ...

With wild animals, childless and drug addicts.

He needs you. But not as a therapist, but as a mother.

You clung to him more than you did to your other patients.

Or do you have another patient?

Maybe yes. At least now, in the transition phase,

until he settles everything.

And before you deal with it.

- Please? - Nothing.

When you

When you were almost dead

you had

so you felt

as if someone was watching over you?

Not directly.

I saw no one.

You weren't dead either.

We reconsidered something.

It's a very intimate proposal and I don't want you to think

that we try to get too close to you. But you know.

Private aura.

Do you want to move in with us?

Yeah? Good.

So welcome to us.

Lena will be happy.

I also feel like she's doing well to her when I'm around her.

Why did you act like you didn't know me at school?

This is typical of an affair.

I'll meet you in your room in two minutes, okay?

Wait a minute, I have to hide my dirty underwear and stuff.

Good.

- Everything tidy? - Not everything.

Myšičko. Is school over yet?

Axel is moving in with us.

Isn't that a great solution?

Yeah. It's amazing.

I'm going to throw up.

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{? n1} Are you moving him to our room and to my room ?!

{? n1} Is that new?

{? n1} It was originally white.

{? n1} How about slowing down a little?

{? n1} - Otherwise, everyone will notice what is between us. - Nope.

{? n1} I don't have to go to school, I threw marauding.

{? n1} How about sorting?

{? n1} I don't sort laundry!

{? n1} Hands, eyes, ears, relationship. There are always two important things.