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[Shriek]
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Ah ha ha ha!
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You swear to me, doc.
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It's just like that
nightmare I told you about.
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The one I keep having
when I'm petting Bambi.
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You've got to help me, doc.
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I'm losing my mind.
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I can't seem
to take a joke anymore!
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I mean, achoke.
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I mean...It's like
the man in tonight's tale.
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He's a head shrinker
who's about to undergo
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a little final analysis
of his own
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in a paranoid parable
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I call
the new arrival.
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Don't forget tomorrow
our subject issex
with the supernatural.
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Is it possible?
Is it cheating?
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Have you had it?
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And most important, honey,
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did the spiritmoveya?
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Call in tomorrow and tell us
right here on talk radio 99.
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Until then,
lothar loves you.
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Does your mother know
you talk that way?
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I don't know,
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but the folks
at arbitron sure do.
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You seen my ratings
that just came out
in that book?
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I'm up 60%.
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No accounting for taste.
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You know, goetz,
I heard a rumor.
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They're
going to give me
your time slot.
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Over my dead body.
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That works for me,
daddy-o.
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Excuse me.
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This Tuesday,
get out and vote.
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The U.S. senator
in the fifth district
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is running again this year.
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Don't let him
rattle you, Alan.
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I want you to concentrate
on your show, o.K.?
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You'll be great today.
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Bonnie, do me a favor--
shut up.
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You're my producer,
not my mother.
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Right. I'm sorry.
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It's 10:05 and time
forgood psychology
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with award-winning
child psychologist
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Dr. Alan goetz,
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author of
the best-selling
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the art of
ignoring your child.
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Dr. goetz,
our first caller
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is a mother
from glenbury.
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[Caller]
Where do I get
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my 3-year-old's hormones
investigated?
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Every time I look,
she's m-m--
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ah, she's masturbating.
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Now, listen to me.
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Children rub their genitals
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for the pleasure
it gives them.
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Probably you do, too.
There's nothing wrong with it.
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Ignore it, ignore it.
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Thanks for the call.
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Next, Bonnie.
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It's our friend
from lawndale,
Dr. goetz.
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Nora?
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Hello, Dr. goetz.
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Hi. It's what, four days
since you last called?
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How's little felicity
getting along?
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Burning the house down?
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Not at all.
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Writing on the wall
with feces?
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No, of course not.
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Trying to electrocute
the cat?
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She's banging her head
against the wall.
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I tried reasoning with her,
but that never works.
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Then I threatened to
take away her favorite toy.
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She just started screaming
and banging her head again.
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Get out
of my chair.
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Do you hear yourself,
Nora?
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Every time,
it's the same thing--
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felicity did this...
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Nice shoes, rona.
Snake?
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You're loads of laughs,
lutzmeyer.
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You should get a job
on the radio.
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You'll need one
after today.
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What's that
supposed to mean?
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I know
what you're probably--
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oh, now, now don't
get to upset.
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Oh, now, now don't
get to upset.
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You'll have lots of company
in the unemployment line.
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Rona you can't do that,
we have a contract.
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What you want
to sue us go ahead.
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Sue us.
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As of tomorrow,
this spot belongs to lothar.
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Dr. goetz? Hello?
Are you there?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
Sorry. What?
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But people
count on Alan!
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They need him!
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Oh, come on!
Nobody needs Alan.
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After the ratings
we got today,
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we don't need him,
either.
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I thought that if you could
come out and see her--
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why should I see her?
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I've got
enough problems.
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That's what
I'm talking about.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Lady, are you aware
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that you're the epitome
of the inept parent
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and that your felicity
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is the ultimate
problem child?
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Does that mean
you're not coming?
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Oh, on the contrary.
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I'm going to originate
good psychology
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from your home every day
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until little felicity
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is a fully functioning
little girl!
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We're making
a house call!
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You can't do that,
goetz!
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Good psychology beats
bad behavior every time!
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You're out of you depths, goetz.
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This lady needs a SWAT team
not an armchair radio shrink.
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I'm not an armchair shrink!
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Do you think a kid
did all this damage?
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Either that or
colonel qaddafi visited.
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But it doesn't matter.
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There isn't
a child in existence
that I can't help.
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Good psychology
beats bad behavior
every time.
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It better beat
rotten ratings
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because management
isn't pleased
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being held hostage
like this.
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Rona, why don't you
go home?
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I'd like to,
except you
can't be trusted.
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Oh, shit, anyone got
a pencil?
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It won't bite you.
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Alan doesn't trust
electricity.
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Makes sense for someone
who works on radio.
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Of all the stupid--
aah!
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Alan,
get out of the way!
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Alan,
get out of the way!
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Dr. goetz, it's you!
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You're really here.
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Did she get a shock
from the buzzer?
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I was
tinkering with it
a little while ago.
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I'm a very good
tinkerer.
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How good a lawyer
are you?
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Are you, uh, Nora?
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That's me--
felicity's mommy.
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Aah!
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Oh, hell. She's
doing it again.
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Felicity?
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Aah!
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Felicity, please stop.
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Please stop for mommy.
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Not in front of
our guests, darling.
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Aah!
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Mommy has your
favorite bubble gum.
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Stop! Are you rolling?
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Capitulation
with a bribe
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always reinforces
bad behavior.
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If I don't,
she'll hurt herself.
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The gum always works.
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But you don't understand.
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No. You
don't understand.
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[Banging]
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Listen to the thuds...
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How she's picked
the softest spot
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that makes the biggest
amount of noise,
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the minimum
amount of pain,
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bringing
the biggest amount
of attention.
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Now, repeat after me.
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Ignore it,
ignore it, ignore it.
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Ignore it,
ignore it, ignore it.
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[Glass breaks]
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[Banging stops]
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You see?
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Now she's learned
that you won't always come
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when she calls.
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Bonnie, give me a book.
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Now, all you have to do
is read this.
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Inthe art
of ignoring your child,
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you'll find everything
you want to know.
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I'll even sign it for you.
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I already have it.
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My God,
she must have
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every important
child psychology
book ever written.
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Mmm. She's even got
Max spitzmacher's
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no fault discipline.
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He was very smart,
but he was wrong.
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Please. What could you
possibly know about it?
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I studied with him.
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He was a giant
in the field.
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Who are you
to criticize him?
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Well, I'm a mother,
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and in my opinion,
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Max spitzmacher was
an overrated teacher
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with no real experience
with problem children.
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Don't touch that!
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Sorry.
Friends of yours?
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That's felicity's daddy
with his commanding officer.
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He'll be home from the war
any day now.
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The war?
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Excuse me, but isn't
that commanding officer
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general Douglas macarthur?
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That's right.
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World war ii
Douglas macarthur?
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Nora...
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You know what
would be very nice?
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A pot of coffee.
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Dr. goetz
works a lot better
when he's buzzed.
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All right.
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But you all wait
right here.
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Well...
What do you think?
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It's uncharted
territory.
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We could do
a whole series
from here.
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The ratings would
go through the roof!
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You're as crazy
as she is.
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She couldn't possibly
have a little kid.
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What's up there is
a 40-year-old refugee
from some institution.
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Better yet,
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a milk-carton kid she
kidnapped at the safeway.
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This experiment is over.
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I'm calling the cops.
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I don't need you
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running around with
half-baked ideas
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about what's
going on here!
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Aah!
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Still think I'm half-baked?
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A look at the kid
wouldn't be a bad idea.
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In here.
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I can feel
the child's presence.
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Give me a break.
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Open the door.
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Ew.
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God, it smells like
grape bubble gum.
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Oh, God! It's all over
the floors.
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[Goetz]
Felicity?
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It's on my shoes!
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Come on,
they're only shoes!
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These are
my Italian shoes!
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Freakin' kids,
I hate kids!
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Rona, please try and control
your maternal instincts.
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[Goetz]
The faults are ignored.
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It's typical of older
mothers, really.
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Felicity?
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Felicity, where are you?
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Felicity!
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Felicity?
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Felicity?
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Felicity, where are you,
you little bitch?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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No! No!
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This situation doesn't
seem to be covered
in my book.
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Felicity!
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[Electricity crackling]
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Aah!
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An electrified door knob, shit!
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God, are you all right?
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God, are you all right?
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Look, this is a big country
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there are lots and lots
of radio stations.
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Radio stations much
better than this.
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What do you think, rona?
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Rona, where is she?
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[ Loud heaving ]
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Oh, that poor child.
263
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,235
What are you doing?
264
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,737
So I don't
get electrocuted.
265
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,740
[Whirring]
266
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,747
Holy shit!
267
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,785
The woman's crazier
than I thought.
268
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,793
[Nora]
Felicity, you're
a naughty child.
269
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,295
Do you hear me?
270
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,797
A naughty,
naughty child.
271
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,032
Don't you get it?
272
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:44,103
We're not dealing
with a real child.
273
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,572
We're dealing
with a fantasy child.
274
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,108
You mean this
collection of junk,
275
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,609
this is felicity?
276
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,112
Spitzmacher and I
once worked on a case
277
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,180
where the mother
actually dressed
278
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,383
in the imaginary
child's clothes.
279
00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:00,886
Nora's
small enough to fit
into a child's clothing.
280
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,388
It's entirely possible
281
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,391
that she's living
a complete double life.
282
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,394
It's amazing.
It's simply amazing.
283
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,497
Yes. A delusional matrix
that's taken years to build.
284
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,566
Our audience will love
taking it apart
285
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,068
day by day.
286
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,070
Felicity?
287
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,046
Oh, my God!
288
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,013
What?
289
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,382
What's the matter?
290
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,218
Rona.
291
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,720
You're still sure
292
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,223
about good psychology
beating bad behavior?
293
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,527
We'll discuss this
later.
294
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,428
Let's get the hell
out of here!
295
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,263
[Electricity crackling]
296
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,764
Aah! Damn it!
Locked!
297
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,133
Let me out!
298
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,202
Unlock this door
right now,
299
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,703
you miserable
little monster!
300
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,206
I can hear you
out there!
301
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,207
Nora,
open the door!
302
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,209
Open this
damn door!
303
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,479
Alan, look!
304
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,481
What is it?
305
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:02,981
What is it?
306
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,761
I wonder what's up there.
307
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,033
I really don't
want to go up.
308
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,068
Just think of the ratings.
309
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,069
Shush!
310
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,522
Shit, what the hell
do we do now?
311
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,591
Ha ha ha.
312
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,765
Nora?
313
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:56,768
Is that you?
314
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,737
Careful, Alan.
You might spook--
315
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,772
who's the psychologist,
me or you?
316
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,280
Nora...
317
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,281
Let's talk.
318
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,253
I can help you,
Nora.
319
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,756
Yes, I can.
320
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,694
Nora!
321
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,096
Damn!
322
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,665
You're supposed
to know about people!
323
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,133
You know nothing!
324
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,703
Bonnie, I swear,
when we get out of here,
325
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,871
you're fired!
326
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,941
You won't
have to fire me!
I quit!
327
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,510
I'm tired
of your arrogance!
328
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,445
It's not my arrogance!
It's your incompetence!
329
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,547
Huh?
330
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,550
Bonnie.
331
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,086
Up above you.
332
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,021
What?
333
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,056
Bonnie.
Bonnie, look out!
334
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,524
Aah!
335
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,910
Dr. goetz.
336
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,916
You thirsty?
337
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,890
I need to hold the mug.
338
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,925
Could you untie me please?
339
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:30,429
I don't think that would
be such a good idea.
340
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,432
I'm sorry about
felicity's behavior.
341
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,934
I'm at my wits end with her.
342
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:36,435
I'm at my wits end with her.
343
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,905
Now you see why I need help.
344
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,441
Now I think of it...
345
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,445
There is a college of mine,
if I could just call him.
346
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:51,950
Dr. goetz, you promised you
could make felicity better.
347
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,953
Good psychology beats bad
behavior, you said.
348
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:58,423
Now look here you sick bitch
if you don't untie me now!
349
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,425
I'm going to pinch
your fucking head!
350
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,463
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
351
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,966
I know you didn't,
you've had a rough day.
352
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:10,969
Should I bring
felicity up
353
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,472
after all she is
the patient?
354
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,974
Ah, yes, that's a good idea.
355
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:20,479
Little bit of love
therapy is in order.
356
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,481
Good I'll go get her.
357
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,135
Hi...
358
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,771
Felicity.
359
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:49,608
Your mummy says
you wanted to talk to me.
360
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,611
She says you
haven't been feeling
very well lately.
361
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:54,313
Is that true?
362
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,450
Well, if you'd
come over here,
363
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,453
sit on my lap,
364
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:04,956
I think maybe I could
help you feel better.
365
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:08,026
I think I could.
366
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,495
I'd like to
help you feel better.
367
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,035
You know, felicity,
368
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:20,539
sometimes people
want us to be
what we aren't,
369
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,041
and that makes us
very angry,
370
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:26,044
but I just want you
to be little felicity white.
371
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,047
I love you
just the way you are.
372
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,050
Now, if you were
to untie my arm,
373
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,553
I could give you a hug.
374
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,526
Thank you.
375
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:45,063
Now, here's
your love therapy.
376
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:48,033
The only way
to beat bad behavior
377
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,535
is with worse behavior,
eh, Nora?
378
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,404
I know it's you!
379
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,438
Dr. goetz!
380
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:55,874
Stop it!
381
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,847
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself!
382
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:08,854
Oh, come to mommy,
darling.
383
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:13,592
I know what
you're thinking--
384
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,660
I spoil her to death,
385
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,729
and I suppose
you're right.
386
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,798
Amazing, ain't she?
387
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,800
Been dead 40 years,
388
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,303
and she's still
busy as a bee.
389
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:27,773
It's love
that keeps her going,
390
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:32,811
but it's love
that hurts her, too.
391
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,814
That's why you came.
392
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,817
That's why
they all came.
393
00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:42,320
They?
394
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:07,179
Dr. spitzmacher.
395
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:11,883
He didn't know
396
00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:13,885
what he was
talking about.
397
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,387
None of them did.
398
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,955
Not Dr. lasilsky,
399
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,723
Dr. kassir,
400
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,792
Dr. pascalumier.
401
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:24,196
But I have faith
in you, Dr. goetz.
402
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,765
I know
you can help us,
403
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,767
me and my little
felicity.
404
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:30,769
I guess
you and felicity
405
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,270
should continue
getting acquainted,
406
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,272
so I'll
leave you alone.
407
00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:36,775
I'll just
turn the radio on.
408
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:47,786
Her favorite show
is on.
409
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:50,288
[Lothar]
Talk radio 99.
410
00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:52,290
It's 10:00.
411
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,292
[ Lothar continues talking ]
412
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,767
Ignore it.
413
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,303
Ignore it.
414
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,806
Ignore it.
415
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,308
Ignore it.
416
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:10,775
Ignore it.
417
00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:23,788
You'll be happy to know
418
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,324
that Dr. goetz
did get another radio show,
419
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:29,261
though he was
much more careful this time
420
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,762
aboutscreaminghis calls.
421
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:34,332
Ah ha ha ha!
422
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,336
I'm feeling so much better.
423
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:39,838
You were right doc.
424
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:43,341
A little smotherly love
was all I needed.
425
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,844
So until next time kiddies.
426
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,847
I sending my shrink
to join the others.
427
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,849
You know what they say.
428
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:53,351
The morgue the merrier.
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