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Damned teenagers!
You'd better not in my field making out.
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Not in front of my pumpkins.
Now scram!
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Back in my day, we had respect
for a man's vegetables.
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Kids with your far-out hippies loving...
What in the...?!
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MONSTERS VS ALIENS
Mutant Pumpkins from outer space
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Oh yeah, the classic
- That was very scary.
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Do the creature from "The blue lagoon".
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No, not again!
Stop, stop! Have you stopped yet?
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What do you think I should be for Halloween?
Chewing gum, football, baseball...
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melting snowball. Solar system?
Bad Elvis? "Thank you very much".
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You as bad Elvis?
Actually, yeah. Maybe...
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Guys, good news! Looks like that Yeti sighting
was just a hokes. So we got the night off.
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Enjoy your coffee. It's normal.
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Noone is in it.
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This could use a little more milk.
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Jeez, where is your Halloween spirit?
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Hey, I got plenty of Halloween spirit. Just wait
till you see my Zombie cheerleader costume.
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Now, where will I get some really huge pom poms?
- Susan...
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...you are a real monster now, and that means
you're playing in the big league with the big boys.
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I got 50 years of misted Halloween all
smushed up tight inside me just bursting to get out.
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This isn't just any night.
It is our night, and when it finally comes...
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we got to terrify...
- Perhaps, my fiend friend...
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But for some of us all Hallows' Eve
is more trick then treat
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I was but a lad. My head filled with dreams
of particle physics and candy.
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Sweet candy.
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The future before me seemed sugar-coated.
Until...!
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My swirly pop!
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From that dark day forth,
Halloween was dead to me... forever.
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You know, I kinda want to throw you
in the trash right now.
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Come on, guys. Like you said, it's our night, right?
So, let's get out and have some fun.
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Fun time is over, monsters!
It's a no-go. I repeat, a no-go on Halloweens!
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Yes!
- We got us a major situation.
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A UFO has entered our airspace over California.
And you ain't going to believe where...
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Modesto? Why is it always Modesto?
- I thought it was kinda freaking myself.
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Any idea what we are facing, general?
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Invasion? Abductions? Croaps?
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Unknown. And I hate these some unknow.
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So I want you on the ground and searching Modesto
for possible alien intruders.. asap.
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Better yet. Pronto!
And let's keep this on a 'need to know' basis.
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Meaning: nobody needs to know!
- But what about my parents?
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No, not even your parents. It's Halloween after all,
we don't want to go around scaring folks.
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Hello? Hey, get down here.
They're giving away pumpkins.
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And it looks like they're going fast.
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"Free pumpkins for all humans".
I'm a human. Sign me up.
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Nobody does Halloween like the Murphys.
- We did it again, Carl.
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Susie Q!
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Mum! Dad!
I'm so glad to see you.
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Oh honey, I can't believe you came.
- I finally managed to get a night off. So, I'm here.
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But you're always so busy saving the earth.
It's not healthy.
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Yes, we were starting to think Modesto would have
to get invaded by aliens again to see our daughter.
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Stop! It's just ridiculous.
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Yes, we're just here for the party,
mr and mrs Murphy.
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If indeed that's who you actually are!
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They're clear.
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Clearly ready to throw
the best Towelie party in Modesto?
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Oh, we went all out this year, hon.
I included all your own favourites...
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death by chocolate fountain...
??? wicked witches, candy-poison appletree and...
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children of the candy cornfield!
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Yeah, not bad, but you know...
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Call me when it's real candy.
You know what I'm saying...
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B.O.B., it is real candy.
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Oops... Hey guys,
since everything looks fine here,
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why don't you go out
and do some 'Trick or Treat'-ing...
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You know. Check out the neighbourhood.
- Of course. We'll keep an eye out... for candy.
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Wait, where are we going? There is candy in here.
- You're coming, B?
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Just try and stay... focused.
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Susan, maybe you and your ma can start pealing
the grapes for the eyeballs salad.
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I've got to get the farmer's Jeb patch.
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Not to point the finger, but...
we need more pumpkins.
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No...! Sorry.
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Euh, it's not save out there.
You know, kids throwing eggs.
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You could get TPed.
So, I'll go get the pumpkins.
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It's quite simple, BOB. You ring the doorbell,
then repeat the following: Trick or Treat.
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They offer you candy...
They're almost slightly human.
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They offer to probe you...
They're almost slightly not.
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Wait. They give candy to us!
For free! Are they crazy?
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That free candy comes with a price, BOB.
Now focus, we have a mission to attend to.
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Oh, this is ridiculous. I've waited 50 years
to scare the caramel out of these kids.
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I can't wait any longer.
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Just, tell them I got sick, or something.
I do a makeup mission later. I've got to go..
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B.O.B!
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Fine. I'll do it myself.
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Trick or treat. Trick or treat.
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Happy Hallowee...
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This won't hurt a bit.
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All clear.
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Oh my god, it's Shrek!
Honey, bring the camera!
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Say 'cheese'!
- Trick or treat. Trick or treat. Got it!
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All clear.
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What?
- Hey there, little genius. You're dressed like me.
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Uhm, no. I'm dressed as the Missing Link,
you're dressed like a fat old mermaid.
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Yeah, since when does Link have a beer gut?
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What is happening right now?
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I believe what my colleague intended to say,
was "Trick or Treat".
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Oh, what an inventive costume, dear.
Really quite discusting.
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You deserve something special.
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A swirly pop?
For me?
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And this time, no pimply hooligans
will deprive me of my lickable loot.
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Come, B.O.B.
We have a new prime directive... candy!
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Trick...
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Come on, Link! Let's here
to be the best Halloween ever.
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Look, mammy! It's Kermit.
- Ridiculous...
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Biggest one in a patch, son.
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Because that's how we roll.
- I'm going to call you...
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Wicked Jack.
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That's perfect, son.
Now, what'd say that we gut this sucker?
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Waw, that almost looks real, hon?
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Booh!
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You can talk?!
You just...
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Farmer Jeb? Hello?
Jeb?
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Hello, guys, are you there?
- Susy.
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Are you seeing anything?
I'm just outside of town, and there's nothing.
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Not even weird old farmer Jeb.
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Same here, Sus.
I think that this is just one big...
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Link, are you alright?
What happened?
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Sorry, Susan. Creapy clown costume.
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But everything is simply delightful here.
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No, B.O.B., put it down!
That is my butter picker. A trade is a trade
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We'll be in touch, Susan.
Over and out.
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Is anybody in there?
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They're alive!
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Oh, look at that. Everybody is having such fun.
- What's happening?
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To think I've spent all those years
poo poop-oing Halloween.
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Link, I own you an apology.
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Can we, please, forget Halloween,
and find these stupid...
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pumpkins.
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If I wouldn't have a cockroach head myself...
I'd be freaking out right now.
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Hey, pal, you're about to get cool whipped.
- Wait, I think I can reason with them.
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My mother was a tomato.
I speak 'Pro Juice'.
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What did he say?
- Horrible things, about my mother...
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in a salad bar.
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Whatever you're after, you won't get it here.
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Let go! That is my candy!
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Galileo's clock!
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00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,520
Link! Whatever mutated these pumpkins
gave them a sweet tooth.
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It's not the children, they're after!
It's the candy...
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No!
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Just like us. The more candy they eat
the bigger they'll get.
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Until the whole world becomes their pumpkin punch.
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I'm looking at you, stemhead!
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Go away, pumpkin thing.
You're not getting one more piece of candy.
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And you're definitely not getting
what's at the Murphy house.
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She's right down the street, right there.
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Susan! We have a problem.
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Only 20 minutes till the party begins.
I get the feeling it's going to be a mad house.
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You know it, Wendy!
You think we overdid it on the candy?
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You've messed with the wrong monsters, pumpkin.
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Nobody steals candy on my watch.
- Nobody freaks these kids out but me.
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I'm thinking. Stop pressuring me.
- I hope somebody brought the Net mag.
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Halloween belongs to monsters,
and this monster's a pumpkin crushing giant.
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Apparently, you're a giant crushing pumpkin!
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Well, you'll never get this candy!
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00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,440
Come on, guys!
I can't do this alone.
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You know what? Never mind, I can.
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I can't believe I'm actually fighting a vegetable.
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No!
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Technically, he's a fruit, Susan.
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In your face, pumpkin! Get it?
Oh no, don't punch yourself.
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Oh man, this wasn't the best strategy after all.
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Or maybe, it was. If it's candy he wants,
let's give it to him...
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It makes them bigger.
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Bigger... and bigger... and nausear.
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Yes! Loops the lawn and shake the trees.
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Kids! Get every piece of candy you can find.
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Hold on the fort, children.
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Look, it's Missing Link!
- Do you like that?
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Say hello to my little friend.
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Get some!
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It's working!
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Let's not overdo it.
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Oh, no!
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Get a few more pieces!
- We're all out
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There must be some...
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Farewell...
My precious.
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Happy Halloween!
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Mum. Dad.
Just give me a sec, ok?
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Nobody ruins a Murphy Halloween.
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I'm going to say "Trick".
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No!
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Elvis!
I knew you were still alive.
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A swirly pop!
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So I guess you did just come into town
to stop an alien invasion...
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and not to visit your parents.
- I'm sorry. I can tell you about this.
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And I wish I could make it home more often, but...
- Oh, it's ok, Susie Q.
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From now on, your mum and I are just
going to have to get used to...
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sharing you with the world.
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I think you need to talk to those people
about a raise.
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Your mother is right, honey.
How are the benefits?
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You know what, dad?
They're pretty awsome.
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Oh, speaking of awsome...
Who wants to buffer up home?
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You got it, Carl. Just stick your face in my body.
- B.O.B?
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Booh!
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Still got it.
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Well done as always, monsters.
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I love the smell of mutating pumpkin guts
in the evening.
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Smells like... victory.
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Also little like pie.
- Glad you could make it to our party, general.17033
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