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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,367 Presenter: CHUA LAM 2 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:22,041 Starring: AMY YIP, MAN SIU, HITOMI KUDO 3 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:40,226 Starring: PAL SINN 4 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:50,778 Featuring: HA CHI-CHUN, SATOMI KAIZUKA, MANFRED WONG, LAM CHUNG, SAI GWA-PAU 5 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,173 Cinematography: LAM NAI-CHOI Lighting: YUEN TING-BONG 6 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,593 Art Direction: LAU SAI-WAN Image Design: KAREN SANDHU 7 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,809 Screenplay: TSANG KWAN (SZETO ON) Music: CHAN FEI-LIT 8 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,311 Production Coordinator: ANNA CHIM 9 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:27,481 Producer: JOHNATHAN CHOW 10 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,864 Director: LAM NAI-CHOI 11 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:37,366 - What else can I get you? - That's all. 12 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,163 Young maid, what would you like to eat? 13 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:43,998 I'm only having a rest. 14 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,167 - A pot of tea, please. - Of course...! 15 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:51,047 Li'l Mok? Those hand-kneaded pork buns over at Aunt Mao's steamed bun shop 16 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,340 sure as sure are big! 17 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,467 Right...! That fragrant bread and smooth filling. 18 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,677 They really are as big as a cup. 19 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:58,971 Your mum's big...! How's a cup big? 20 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,890 A teapot, now that's big...! 21 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,893 Don't believe me? I bought two of 'em just now. 22 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,688 Where are they? 23 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,691 Where they'd go”? I'm sure I bought "em. 24 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,193 They've disappeared! 25 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,362 Quit rummagin', then. Let's have a look around. 26 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,657 Go! Get lost! 27 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,619 Little maid, have you seen my two buns...? 28 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,330 Bro, she's the one who nicked 'em. She's hidden 'em on her body. 29 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,216 Hey, hey! Don't go mucking around here, you two...! 30 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,967 Step aside, you old fart...! 31 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,177 Gimme back my buns! 32 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,144 You want more?! 33 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:49,689 Get lost! 34 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,241 Young maid? They're a real nasty mob, that! 35 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:03,494 They'll call for reinforcements. Hurry on out of here! 36 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,496 Oi, show your hand. 37 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:07,832 Straight kill, straight kill! 38 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,417 Boss?! 39 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,003 Sonova... 40 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,423 What the hell happened to you two?! 41 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:18,676 Boss... It was a chick who did this to us... 42 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:19,844 Say what?! 43 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,388 You two blokes couldn't even handle some girly? 44 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:23,848 You deserve a smackin'! 45 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:28,436 - Boss... Her kung fu really wasn't bad. - Yeah, yeah... 46 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,855 You can die with no regrets, then! 47 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,273 Shuffle the deck! 48 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:35,818 Boss? 49 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,071 - That chick's kung fu really was no joke. - What's that?! 50 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,699 She had three heads, six arms, green brows, and red eyes now?! 51 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:45,202 There's more-- her breasts were as big as a teapot! 52 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:47,246 - Yeah! It's true...! - Really? 53 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,665 She was in a low-cut top. It'll light your fire for sure! 54 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,125 Let's go! 55 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,376 I wanna see, too! 56 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,302 She's up ahead! 57 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,220 Why're you all just standin' around, then?! 58 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,349 Stop right there! 59 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,396 That's strange... 60 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,440 That's not her...! 61 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:15,900 Your mum, then?! 62 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,860 Is it or isn't it?! 63 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,863 The one you're talking about must be my little sister. 64 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:23,282 - You've got a sister? - She's called Fei-Fei. 65 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,534 She had an umbrella in her hand. Am I right? 66 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,828 - Yeah, she was holdin' an umbrella! - Yeah... That's right! 67 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:34,668 Li'l maid... 68 00:05:34,919 --> 00:05:37,755 Your li'l sister injured my brothers in a fight. 69 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,758 So... how are you gonna pay us back? 70 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,136 Why did they even get injured by Fei-Fei...? 71 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,971 - She... - She was stirrin' shit! 72 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:52,019 My sister never sees the bigger picture. And she doesn't even like men. 73 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,189 Unlike me, on the other hand, who can make friends with anybody. 74 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,399 For real?! So I... 75 00:05:57,608 --> 00:06:00,694 You were born big, strong and handsome. You're also their big brother honcho. 76 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,863 What more could this humble lass ask for...? 77 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:05,032 This is killin' me! Here I come! 78 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,576 - Not yet... - What?! You're renegin'?! 79 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,081 There's five of you, but only one of me. How could I cope...? 80 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,084 Doesn't matter. Take care of me first. They'll have their turns after. 81 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,711 - Right. The boss is up first. - C'mon... Line up, line up! 82 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,380 Quit squabblin'-- I was here first. 83 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:23,676 Hey, you can stop bickering! I've got four sisters here with me. 84 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,302 Hey...?! Come out! 85 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:33,936 There... Now everyone's a winner, no one loses out...! 86 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,024 You're mine! 87 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,327 Round as pearls, and smooth as jade...! 88 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:48,302 It's a ghost! 89 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,653 Let's get outta here...! 90 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,114 I'm scared, I'm scared...! 91 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,371 They're gone now. 92 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,373 We only just moved here for Taoist cultivation. 93 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,125 Who knew going out for a stroll would lead to so much excitement? 94 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,378 Remember to keep this from Big Sis when we get back. 95 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,296 She'll accuse us of showing off for sure. 96 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:25,464 I know. 97 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,884 Oh, speaking of Big Sis... Where has she gone today? 98 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:33,639 If Wu-Tung really makes it happen, I'll buy him a whole roast pig in return. 99 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,141 I heard Second Aunt from next door say he really does work! 100 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,601 Is that right? 101 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,104 WU-TUNG GOD 102 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,651 - Thank you. - Thank you very much. 103 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,113 Young lady? Here to worship? 104 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,240 Do you need to buy any incense and the like? 105 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,325 How come this Wu-Tung Temple 106 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,537 is full of only women here to worship, and there's not a single man in sight? 107 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:59,081 Ah... You must be from out of town. 108 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:02,501 Oh, I only just moved here. I live a few miles away. 109 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,504 Oh... Now then, the god here at Wu-Tung Temple 110 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,799 is the god most understanding of the ways of men and women. 111 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:10,884 Any woman unable to conceive 112 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,804 will be expecting as soon as they offer up just a single prayer! 113 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,017 Come have a shop. 114 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,227 Set down a stick of incense first. 115 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:23,397 - Be careful now, it's hot. - I will, Mother-in-law. 116 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,840 What a handsome and noble face! 117 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,895 Taoist master, be mindful. 118 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,897 Indeed, indeed... 119 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,274 In this lowly Taoist's modest opinion though, 120 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,194 the one who needs be mindful should be you, young lady. 121 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,575 This lowly Taoist's modest name begins Hsuan and ends Kuei. 122 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,494 Dare I ask the young lady's good name? 123 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:04,414 We are passing strangers; neither family, neither friend. 124 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,626 There's no reason to exchange names. Let's just leave it alone. 125 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,483 Abandoning the righteous path and treading the crooked ways 126 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,153 runs contrary to the conduct of one cultivating the Tao. 127 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,073 Old Taoist, what the hell are you up to anyway?! 128 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:43,453 Whatever it is you have done, your heart should already well know. 129 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,165 What is it you reckon I've done, then? 130 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:51,378 In the presence of the demon god Wu-Tung, you became plagued with desire. 131 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:55,465 This will give rise to ceaseless torment, inviting fatal calamity. 132 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,301 Nonsense! 133 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:01,847 So many women visit Wu-Tung Temple. Why then are you singling me out? 134 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,767 Am I not even allowed to have a fleeting thought or a passing look? 135 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:09,188 An ordinary woman can look and think all they want and it will do them no harm. 136 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,648 - You cannot. - Why? 137 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:15,527 The women are human. Humans and demons are unable to bond. 138 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,488 No matter how hard they look and think, their spirits will not connect. 139 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,199 - But you... - What about me?! 140 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,785 You are a 1000-year-old fox spirit, a beast of hide and horn. 141 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,955 Only through years of cultivation did you achieve a spirit form. 142 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,083 For becoming plagued with desire before the demon god, 143 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,668 a great calamity is now imminent! 144 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,588 That is fortunes are only permitted, granted by one's actions. 145 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,048 You must repent now! 146 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,467 Enough, Old Taoist! How dare you expose me, a lady?! 147 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,635 Take this! 148 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,980 Since you do not listen to reason, this lowly Taoist will not force you! 149 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:56,109 If in future you need me, seek me out at Jade Lake Waterfall...! 150 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,043 Big Sis. 151 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,463 You two have already cleaned the place up, right? 152 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,966 It took up a good part of the day. How's it look? 153 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,802 Cultivation is most concerned with the heart and mind. 154 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,888 The Tao can still the heart; all that pervades the mind is tranquil. 155 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,599 The two of you should already understand this principle. 156 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:32,104 Big Sis... You say this kind of thing all the time. How could we forget? 157 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:36,400 Although we may only be sworn sisters, everything I say is true. 158 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,193 You two must remember something. 159 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,945 Once another four-times-nine days pass, 160 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,824 we will be able to shed our animal hides, and reap the fruits of our cultivation. 161 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,575 During this time, 162 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,869 monsters and demons from within and outside the heart, 163 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,664 seizing an advantage, will try and strip us of our efforts, 164 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,624 ruining our Ultimate Tao of the Golden Elixir. 165 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,543 We cannot afford to let our guard down. 166 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,672 Alright, alright! We won't forget. You can take it easy. 167 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,840 In a place like this, 168 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,093 where are there monsters and demons from within and outside the heart anyway? 169 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,596 'Speak of Cao Cao and he doth appear'! 170 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,599 We only just arrived, who could possibly be looking for us? 171 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,768 Fei-Fei, go and see who it is. 172 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,569 Young maid, how are you...? 173 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:21,903 Hey, madam? 174 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,322 Who are you looking for? 175 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,907 Hey?! Who are you...? 176 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,952 I live next door to you. My household's surname is Wang. 177 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,539 Oh...? Should we address you as Madam Wang, then? 178 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,791 You can call me whatever you want... 179 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,502 Well... This place isn't too shabby all spruced up. 180 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,171 Please. Please make yourself at home. 181 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,548 Oh, you're too kind...! 182 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,385 Well... A house as big as this... 183 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,304 There's only the three of you living here? 184 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,431 That's right. It's only us three sisters. 185 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,018 What, only you three sisters and no man of the house? 186 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,519 No. 187 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,980 Oh, my! You don't say...?! 188 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,483 You three really are something...! 189 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,778 Girls nowadays are giving birth and becoming mums down the aisle. 190 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,696 There's so many of them! 191 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,948 Oh my, I really should get going. 192 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,451 Like they say: 'A distant relative is no close neighbour.' 193 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,370 I was only popping in for a visit...! 194 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,498 If you ever need anything in the future, all you've got to do is ask. 195 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,667 Just come and find me. No need to be shy...! 196 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,213 - Drop by whenever you're free...! - What a blabbing loudmouth... 197 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,423 She was only being neighbourly. 198 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,180 Where did you go? 199 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,766 Just next door to see who the new neighbours are. 200 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,268 Oh... Didn't three maidens move in next door? 201 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,022 You haven't gone out all day. How do you know about those three?! 202 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:42,526 Ah, that's right... I haven't gone out all day. 203 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,529 Even little birdies need to go out for a stroll... 204 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,615 Hold it! How did you know? Tell me now! 205 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,617 ...saw them from the garden. 206 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:55,288 - You made a hole in the garden?! - No! I climbed up the wall and saw them... 207 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,336 Wifey... Forgive me. I won't do it again! There won't be a next time! 208 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,922 I really won't do it again! 209 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,134 I won't-- I really won't... 210 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,797 I can't hold it! I can't-- 211 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,552 Why would the forefather statue fall over? 212 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,680 I think the old-timer cultivated so long even he needs a break. 213 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,099 Hey... Don't make fun of the forefather. 214 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,269 It's late. Let's have something to eat and call it a night. 215 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:10,862 Help! 216 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:12,947 Help! 217 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,241 Stop runnin'! 218 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:16,409 Over here! 219 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:17,577 Help! 220 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,414 Help me! 221 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,209 Stop runnin'! Run and I'll chop you up! 222 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,216 Stop! 223 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,386 How can you just hurt another person in broad daylight?! 224 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,972 Li'l maid, you've come just in time. 225 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:39,974 Lemme slice open the kid first! 226 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:44,937 Then I'll take you up the mountain and we'll have some fun. Fun, hmm? 227 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,318 Boss, you alright?! 228 00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:53,154 Let's scram! 229 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:54,655 C'mon! 230 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:26,395 This humble lad did not mean to touch the young lady. 231 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:29,482 Impropriety has occurred! Forgive me...! 232 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:34,737 Kind scholar, you had a brush with death. Why still speak of manners? 233 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:38,366 I remember now! 234 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:41,869 This humble lad... was being pursued by three bandits. 235 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,539 I fell over... and then... 236 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,083 I don't know what happened next. 237 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,252 I already drove away the three bandits for you. 238 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:54,048 The young lady is of the weaker sex. How did you drive the bandits away? 239 00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:57,885 Oh... This humble woman once learnt a bit of martial arts from a famed master. 240 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,014 Who are you? 241 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,517 Why were those three men trying to kill you? 242 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,769 This humble lad is named Wu, first name Ming, 243 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,938 a scholar sitting the provincial imperial exam. 244 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:10,940 As the term is almost upon us, 245 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,526 I have been engaged in intense study in the dwelling up ahead 246 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:14,861 in preparation for the exam. 247 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:18,531 Today, I intended to go into town to pick up some provisions. 248 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,201 To think... I would encounter three bandits. 249 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,579 I almost lost my life. 250 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,124 I have yet to ask the young lady her good name. 251 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:30,751 This humble woman is named Pai, first name Su-Su. 252 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:33,880 I thank the young lady for my rescue. 253 00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,548 This humble lad takes his leave. 254 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,264 Are you alright?! 255 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:44,765 You can't! 256 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,477 - You can't... - Stop acting silly. 257 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:52,064 Scholar Wu, with a limping leg like that, how can you make it back? 258 00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,774 Allow me to carry you. 259 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,945 'Men and women's hands must not touch in an exchange.' 260 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,072 We can't! We can't... 261 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,242 But the sage also said: 'Hands may touch when sister-in-law is drowning.' 262 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:04,744 Let's go. 263 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:06,245 Come on. 264 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:18,257 Be careful! 265 00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:26,766 Sorry for troubling the young lady. We've arrived. I can go in by myself. 266 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:29,393 The saying goes: 'Accompany Buddha all the way West.' 267 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:32,063 What are a few more steps, then? Let's get you inside first. 268 00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:46,702 This lowly man's modest abode is a simple one. 269 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,538 Unsuited for welcoming renowned men and elegant guests. 270 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,667 I am not an elegant guest, and far from a renowned man. 271 00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:55,378 But you... you are a dirty man. 272 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,174 Go inside and change your clothes first. 273 00:30:00,383 --> 00:30:02,176 Yes. Young lady, please make yourself at home. 274 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:32,415 You... 275 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:35,084 I tidied up for you. Is it satisfactory? 276 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,003 I was only gone for a moment. 277 00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:38,713 In no time at all, you... 278 00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:40,840 Scholar, things that men are unable to do 279 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:44,010 become so much easier once women get their hands dirty. 280 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:51,267 It is said: 'Men manage the exterior; women manage the interior.' 281 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,227 How very true that is! 282 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,817 Didn't you mention that this house is home only to yourself? 283 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:01,277 Indeed. 284 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:04,739 - So you fix all the day's meals yourself? - Yes. 285 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:07,241 But doesn't that impede on your study? 286 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:12,163 - There's nothing you can do about that. - There is something. 287 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:18,002 Every other day, I'll head into town 288 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,379 and pick up some groceries and everyday items for you. 289 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,591 - You absolutely cannot do this. - And why can't I? 290 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,552 This humble lad is impoverished. I cannot afford to hire help. 291 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,013 Just when did I say I would charge you? 292 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,015 If you will not take my money... 293 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:33,267 my heart will be uneasy. 294 00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:37,688 In that case, you can pay me a dollar a day. 295 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,192 - Really? - Just who's trying to swindle you? 296 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:47,448 - It still cannot be! - And for what reason...? 297 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,203 I am a man. You are a woman. 298 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,207 An unmarried man, an unmarried woman, living under the one roof. 299 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:58,209 If people were to find out... 300 00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:00,836 My reputation would be ruined. 301 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:02,755 Your chastity would be called into question. 302 00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:07,051 I wouldn't be here all the time. I'll just drop everything off and leave! 303 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,719 There's no problem, then. 304 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,075 Big Sis, where have you been all day? 305 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,494 Oh, I only went out for a walk is all. 306 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:41,919 What's with her? 307 00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:28,340 It's getting late so why hasn't Big Sis gotten up yet? 308 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,728 Big Sis. 309 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,272 Once you've finished breakfast, get on with morning training. 310 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,524 - Where are you off to? - Out for a walk. 311 00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:47,276 Don't wait up for me. 312 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:36,116 Scholar, apart from groceries, what else do you need? 313 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:41,455 This scholar lives an impoverished life. There's not really anything else I need. 314 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:43,457 Please make yourself at home. 315 00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:33,299 Who is it?! Miss Pai?! 316 00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:35,301 Is it Miss Pai?! 317 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:39,847 Could it be that a poor scholar's home would be visited by thieves? 318 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,651 - Who..?! Who are you ?! - My... 319 00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,820 My... name's Fei-Fei! 320 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,447 I don't know you! 321 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,282 I'm Su-Su's little sister. 322 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,868 Why... Why have you come here, then? 323 00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,287 I came here to look for my sister. 324 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,248 - I just happened on you bathing! - How dare you peep on me bathing...?! 325 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,671 You... You peep on men bathing. 326 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,049 This is deviant behaviour! 327 00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:17,301 - Have you no shame?! - I'm sorry... 328 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,053 That's enough from you! 329 00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:22,306 A girl no less... trespassing onto other people's property. 330 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,974 And peeping on someone bathing! 331 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,893 Have you no decency?! 332 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,811 This is a place for me to study. 333 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,481 Hurry up and leave. Get out...! 334 00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:32,274 Get out now! 335 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,363 How dare this man call you shameless?! 336 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,951 He shouted at me and shooed me away... 337 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:46,205 This foul man must have a death wish! 338 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,292 Just what are you doing?! 339 00:36:51,669 --> 00:36:55,339 - I'm going to get even! - Don't go...! I was the one in the wrong. 340 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,384 Second Sister?! Second Sister...?! 341 00:36:58,592 --> 00:37:01,553 Thoughts flow out at nightfall, reflected by the stars and moon-- 342 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:10,270 You foul scholar. How dare you bully my little sister?! Eat sword! 343 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,441 Let's see where you'll run to! 344 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,373 Don't come any closer! I'll splash you with water! 345 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,962 You want to splash me with water? I'll burn all your books, then! 346 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:37,798 Help! 347 00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:39,466 Help! 348 00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:41,468 This maiden will be sure to kill you today! 349 00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:50,144 It's my life against yours! 350 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:53,981 - Then it's my life against yours! - You've grabbed onto me-- You wanna die?! 351 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,358 Second Sister. 352 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:27,402 - Hmm? Where's Big Sis? - She's back, doing evening training. 353 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,163 Second Sister, what did you do with the scholar? 354 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,043 What's done is done. Just forget about him. 355 00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:46,546 Second Sister... You killed him? 356 00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:51,093 No... But he's suffered enough. 357 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,346 What are you doing back here? 358 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,016 I'm here to ask you for forgiveness. 359 00:42:41,518 --> 00:42:42,978 There's nothing between us. 360 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,690 It's what happened between you and my second sister. 361 00:42:48,859 --> 00:42:51,820 I really am truly sorry. My second sister's got a rough temper. 362 00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:57,492 Your second sister... was a bit too rough. 363 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:00,996 She's not like me. 364 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:03,415 When she gets into it, she can easily hurt others. 365 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,042 Let it go. 366 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:08,170 - She didn't really hurt me much. - You're lying! 367 00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:11,548 Second Sister hurt you so... 368 00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:16,094 Let me wash your wounds first. 369 00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,209 Second Sister really took it too far. 370 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:50,378 She shouldn't have ravished you like this...! 371 00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:53,048 Yeah... I did bring it on myself though. 372 00:43:54,091 --> 00:43:56,802 She beat you up so bad, did she want to get someone killed?! 373 00:51:00,934 --> 00:51:03,144 Hey? Time to get up. 374 00:51:04,938 --> 00:51:07,899 Third Sister...? Wake up...! 375 00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:09,400 Hey...? 376 00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:14,322 Is it real late already...? 377 00:51:14,531 --> 00:51:17,075 The sun's high up in the sky already. Still not getting up? 378 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,870 Tired as hell...! 379 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,872 Where'd you go yesterday? 380 00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,168 I went out for a walk is all...! 381 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:30,171 You're sounding just like Big Sis. 382 00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:32,966 Hall of Repentance... 383 00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:35,343 Li Hsiao-Mei's Manual on Calligraphy... 384 00:51:35,552 --> 00:51:37,011 Chun-Tzu Theory... 385 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:43,101 - Miss Pai. Please have a seat. - Who said I was here to sit? 386 00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:45,520 I'm here to attend to any needs you may have. 387 00:51:48,982 --> 00:51:51,192 I don't think I have any particular needs right now. 388 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,653 In that case, I'll tidy up the place for you. 389 00:51:55,405 --> 00:51:57,615 Isn't the place... pretty good at the moment? 390 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:02,203 - Then, I'll tidy up the bed for you. - Ah, to trouble the young lady yet again. 391 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:23,516 Wu Ming?! 392 00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:26,477 This hairpin, who left it behind?! 393 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,942 I bought it specifically in mind to give you as a gift. Is it to your liking? 394 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,777 You're lying. 395 00:52:34,986 --> 00:52:37,113 This hairpin... it has the smell of grease. 396 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,073 It's obviously been used! 397 00:52:40,116 --> 00:52:42,535 It was left to me by my mother when she passed away. 398 00:52:42,744 --> 00:52:44,245 You're spouting nonsense. I'm leaving. 399 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:46,789 Miss Pai...? 400 00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:49,208 I beg you to remain calm. Don't leave. 401 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:51,377 You already have yourself another woman. 402 00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:54,047 My staying here would be nothing but pointless! 403 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,050 And how could they possibly compare to you? 404 00:52:59,052 --> 00:53:00,261 Who is she? 405 00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:05,642 She is your little sister... Fei-Fei. 406 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,060 Fei-Fei?! 407 00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:08,603 You had relations with her?! 408 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,065 - When did this happen?! - Miss Pai... Don't be so angry. 409 00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:13,524 Tell me! 410 00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:18,237 This is what was left behind from your passion with Fei-Fei? 411 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,908 - N... No... - So there's yet another?! 412 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:23,826 Yes... 413 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,912 Well, who is it?! 414 00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:30,249 It's your second sister... Hua-Hua. 415 00:53:32,585 --> 00:53:33,795 My leg...! 416 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:01,948 Miss Pai? 417 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:08,955 Miss Pai? 418 00:54:09,497 --> 00:54:11,207 Miss Pai?! How are you feeling? 419 00:54:12,709 --> 00:54:15,253 You knew well the two of them were my little sisters. 420 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:16,921 Why did you still...? 421 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:19,173 I also did it in spite of myself. 422 00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:21,592 The two of them offered themselves up to me! 423 00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:26,180 I've always had nothing but respect for you. 424 00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:29,100 In my heart, I harbour no impure thoughts about you. 425 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,440 How come you won't have impure thoughts about me? 426 00:54:37,442 --> 00:54:39,193 The young lady is clear as ice, pure as jade. 427 00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:41,738 I have never even thought about doing such things with you. 428 00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,911 And how do you know I don't want it? 429 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,915 The young lady is well read and well mannered, 430 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,917 tender and virtuous, 431 00:54:55,168 --> 00:54:57,378 observes the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, 432 00:54:57,587 --> 00:55:00,089 speaks no impropriety, sees no impropriety, 433 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,884 hears no impropriety, and does no impropriety... 434 00:55:03,092 --> 00:55:07,054 Y-Young lady, you... you are faithful and devoted to your husband. 435 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:09,849 ...speak not beyond propriety. 436 00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:12,685 ...see not beyond propriety. 437 00:55:12,894 --> 00:55:16,606 ...hear... hear not beyond propriety. 438 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,609 I--- I--- 439 00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:36,793 Young lady, no... I do not beyond propriety. 440 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,211 Stop talking... 441 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,673 I've been waiting for you... 442 00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:42,580 Wait. 443 00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:43,998 Sit down. 444 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,211 There's something weighing on your minds. 445 00:59:52,006 --> 00:59:54,800 Those engaged in Taoist cultivation must speak what's on their minds. 446 00:59:57,678 --> 01:00:01,515 I feel... it's not just the two of us. You also have something on your mind. 447 01:00:02,058 --> 01:00:05,269 - Is that what you think? - Big Sis? We can tell, you know? 448 01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,896 And I'm not denying it. 449 01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:08,731 Then you shouldn't force us. 450 01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:11,692 How about this, then? We can only say one thing each. 451 01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:13,027 Let out what's on our minds. 452 01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:14,695 Alright. 453 01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:17,406 You go first. 454 01:00:18,199 --> 01:00:19,617 Big Sis... 455 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:21,619 I'm sorry. 456 01:00:22,203 --> 01:00:23,662 I stole your man! 457 01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:29,293 Big Sis, I'm sorry. I also stole your man. 458 01:00:31,045 --> 01:00:32,296 Big Sis, what about you? 459 01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:34,215 I also stole your man. 460 01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:35,216 Wu Ming?! 461 01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,009 And here I am. 462 01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,593 - C'mon, drink...! - More wine?! 463 01:01:27,268 --> 01:01:28,477 More food? 464 01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:07,743 Wifey? I wanna do you...! 465 01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:11,538 Piss off, you! Get this lady all hot and bothered, 466 01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:13,457 then lie there like a dead snake every time! 467 01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:16,293 But... 'm your husband! 468 01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:17,878 How can you refuse...? 469 01:03:18,087 --> 01:03:20,297 - Go to hell...! - Oh no! My 'Ii'l husband'...! 470 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:25,719 Madam Wang. Have you eaten? 471 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:28,931 So you have a guest? 472 01:03:29,473 --> 01:03:30,724 Oh, just an ordinary guest. 473 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:33,602 Not so ordinary from what I can tell... 474 01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:38,065 Oh my... Morality truly is disappearing from the world... 475 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,817 You didn't even think it through. 476 01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:44,363 Three virgin maidens keeping a man around their home. How indecent...! 477 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:46,615 Come on now, Madam Wang. 478 01:03:46,824 --> 01:03:49,785 Our keeping a boyfriend doesn't affect you now, does it...? 479 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,040 Well, of course it doesn't affect me... 480 01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:58,502 But that incessant hee hee ha ha causing such a racket-- it's so uncouth! 481 01:03:58,711 --> 01:04:02,172 Your shamelessness is your own business! Don't you know you're disturbing others?! 482 01:04:02,381 --> 01:04:05,592 Don't cause trouble for your neighbours. You've gotten my husband all dopey! 483 01:04:05,801 --> 01:04:08,262 Our apologies, Madam Wong. We were in the wrong. 484 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:13,267 Keep this up, and sooner or later, I'll report you to the village head! 485 01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:15,477 Big Sis? What was that?! 486 01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:17,646 You let the bitch walk all over us! 487 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:21,483 Second Sister, Third Sister. Madam Wang had a point. 488 01:04:21,692 --> 01:04:24,486 We have almost attained immortality, and cultivated a human form. 489 01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:26,071 Another four-times-nine days, 490 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,657 and we'll have shed the bitterness of fur and hide forever. 491 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:32,536 With Wu Ming's arrival, our earlier efforts have become undone. 492 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,413 Big Sis, so we...? 493 01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:37,416 The Sea of Sin is boundless; turn around and the shore is there. 494 01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:41,253 It seems we have to expel our demons; begin anew. 495 01:04:41,462 --> 01:04:44,590 If not, once the Golden Elixir is ruined, we will revert to our original forms. 496 01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:46,759 How could we attain the fruit of the Tao then? 497 01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:49,011 - Then what should we do? - Yeah. 498 01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:51,430 We have to go inside and lay it all out with Wu Ming. 499 01:05:01,857 --> 01:05:02,816 What is it? 500 01:05:06,362 --> 01:05:08,322 It bothers you that I got up so late? 501 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:15,412 Wu Ming, listen. 502 01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,164 Go on, then. 503 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:22,795 This is a place for Taoist cultivation. One mustn't fool around in a sacred place. 504 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:24,546 Since when? 505 01:05:25,089 --> 01:05:27,424 Haven't we been having such a good time the last few days? 506 01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:29,843 The last few days were different from today. 507 01:05:30,052 --> 01:05:31,512 Keep this in mind from now on: 508 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,138 don't come here anymore. 509 01:05:34,181 --> 01:05:35,140 What should I do, then? 510 01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:38,435 Finish your studies. Pass the exam and make a name for yourself. 511 01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,069 I get it. 512 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,947 Someone must've been running their mouth off in front of you. 513 01:05:52,908 --> 01:05:54,618 I don't want to pursue it any further. 514 01:05:56,495 --> 01:05:58,247 If you three don't want me... 515 01:05:58,789 --> 01:06:00,249 I just won't come here anymore, then. 516 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:05,003 Wu Ming? If we want to see you, we'll come and find you. 517 01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:07,840 That is something for another day. 518 01:06:08,090 --> 01:06:10,759 Ah, let's not dwell on it. We'll have some fruit first. 519 01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:13,429 When we're done eating... I'll take my leave. 520 01:06:21,979 --> 01:06:22,938 Here... 521 01:06:25,107 --> 01:06:26,066 Here. 522 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,027 For you. 523 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,469 - There's still a pineapple. - That's enough. 524 01:08:14,883 --> 01:08:16,343 So itchy...! 525 01:08:20,514 --> 01:08:22,224 So itchy...! 526 01:08:23,517 --> 01:08:24,935 I'm so damn itchy! 527 01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:28,272 Wife? What are you doing? 528 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:33,235 Husband, I beg of you... Consummate our marriage...! 529 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,028 I can't...! 530 01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:38,448 I'm still haven't recovered from when you 'demolished my ancestral hall'. I can't! 531 01:08:38,657 --> 01:08:40,075 Don't come any closer. No...! 532 01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:43,245 I don't care! I'm your wife. How can you refuse me?! 533 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,126 No! 534 01:10:07,496 --> 01:10:09,623 Hurry and find me a woman. 535 01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:12,250 Otherwise, I'll soon die of old age... 536 01:12:54,246 --> 01:12:55,205 Big Sis? 537 01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,292 Aren't you up early? 538 01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:04,798 - Wu Ming hasn't come by in a while. - His absence is only a good thing. 539 01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:07,092 He'll only get in the way of our cultivation. 540 01:13:07,342 --> 01:13:10,053 - Hmm? Where's Fei-Fei? - She hasn't gotten up yet. 541 01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:36,621 How could this be?! 542 01:13:41,293 --> 01:13:42,377 Third Sister, what's wrong?! 543 01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:50,552 I wanna die. I wanna die...! 544 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:54,431 Third Sister, just what's happened? 545 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,475 Second Sister, Big Sis. I'm reverting to my original form. 546 01:13:57,684 --> 01:13:58,894 Just take a look...! 547 01:13:59,603 --> 01:14:02,314 When I looked in the mirror just now, it showed my original form! 548 01:14:13,575 --> 01:14:14,784 Don't cry. 549 01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:17,203 - We need to think this through. - Big Sis?! 550 01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:19,372 Just why has this happened to us? 551 01:14:19,915 --> 01:14:21,374 It's our training becoming undone. 552 01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:25,003 This kind of degeneration can only be caused by our bodies reversing course. 553 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:29,549 Big Sis, we haven't done anything. So why's our training being undone? 554 01:14:29,758 --> 01:14:31,426 We have done something. It's Wu Ming. 555 01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:33,470 Wu Ming?! 556 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:36,598 It was only since Wu Ming intruded into our hearts 557 01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:38,558 that something like this has happened. 558 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:40,602 It must have something to do with him! 559 01:14:41,353 --> 01:14:45,565 Big Sis? Wu Ming is only human. How could he have violated our powers? 560 01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:49,402 Right. On top of that, Wu Ming doesn't come by anymore. 561 01:14:50,904 --> 01:14:53,365 He's only stopped coming by for the past few days. 562 01:14:54,491 --> 01:14:56,701 There has to be something suspicious about his arrival. 563 01:14:58,578 --> 01:15:00,747 He may have the help of some manifestation of wickedness 564 01:15:00,956 --> 01:15:02,165 to take away our powers. 565 01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:04,626 This is why we're reverting back to our original forms. 566 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:08,338 Well said. We have to find him and get to the bottom of this! 567 01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:51,501 Big Sis, Second Sister... 568 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:54,045 Just what kind of monster is he...? He's so terrifying! 569 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:57,215 Third Sister, he's not a monster. He's a demon god. 570 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:58,383 The demon god Wu-Tung! 571 01:17:59,634 --> 01:18:00,677 The demon god Wu-Tung?! 572 01:18:01,219 --> 01:18:06,432 He's also known as Wu-Ming, Wu-Che, Wu-Yeh, Ming-Che, and Tung-Yeh. 573 01:18:07,559 --> 01:18:08,643 He's a real trickster! 574 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:10,854 Big Sis, I'm really scared! 575 01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:12,438 We can't afford to offend him! 576 01:18:12,647 --> 01:18:15,066 Let's just never look for him ever again and leave it at that! 577 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:18,278 We might not look for him, but he'll come looking for us. 578 01:18:19,988 --> 01:18:21,573 What should we do, then? 579 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:24,576 You two head back first. There's somewhere I need to go. 580 01:18:33,293 --> 01:18:35,753 Pai Su-Su... You come at last. 581 01:18:36,796 --> 01:18:37,755 Taoist Master. 582 01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:40,800 This humble woman was ignorant, inviting demonic sin upon herself. 583 01:18:41,009 --> 01:18:43,595 I come especially to Taoist Master for a way to avoid calamity. 584 01:18:43,803 --> 01:18:46,389 Disaster and fortune in the mortal realm are invited on by man. 585 01:18:46,598 --> 01:18:49,142 If you can invite it in, then why not ask it to leave? 586 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:52,729 Wu-Tung is a fierce demonic god, imbued with evil magic. 587 01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,772 This humble woman knows she is no match for him. 588 01:18:55,315 --> 01:18:58,693 I have come today to beseech Taoist Master to draw his sword on our behalf. 589 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:02,447 Demons still subside in your heart-- how can you vanquish Wu-Tung...? 590 01:19:05,783 --> 01:19:06,784 Pai Su-Su... 591 01:19:06,993 --> 01:19:09,621 There is no humanity in dead bones, just as demons are inhumane. 592 01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:13,291 At the precipice between life and death, you still hesitate on what move to make? 593 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,543 Your guidance please, Taoist Master. 594 01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,964 This lowly Taoist offers up only eight words to you. 595 01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:23,259 They are: 'Subdue magic with magic; exorcise demons with demons.' 596 01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:26,763 That is demons have sorcery, and Immortals have magic. 597 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:28,598 How could you possibly lose to him? 598 01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:31,267 This humble woman now understands. I bid you farewell. 599 01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,953 WU-TUNG 600 01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:37,750 Why does it stink? 601 01:24:14,675 --> 01:24:16,802 You've gone too far...! 602 01:24:17,011 --> 01:24:19,931 I will have you die today leaving behind nothing to bury...! 603 01:24:38,866 --> 01:24:39,825 Attack! 604 01:25:15,236 --> 01:25:16,195 Su-Su. 605 01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:18,489 Hua-Hua. 606 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:20,700 Fei-Fei. 607 01:25:22,410 --> 01:25:24,078 Did something happen between the four of us? 608 01:25:25,204 --> 01:25:26,414 I don't understand. 609 01:25:49,604 --> 01:25:50,563 Come... 610 01:25:51,981 --> 01:25:53,941 Let us make our way to the bed... 611 01:25:55,359 --> 01:25:57,320 And we can have some fun together. 612 01:26:04,410 --> 01:26:05,870 Quickly now... Hmm? 613 01:26:37,109 --> 01:26:38,069 Not so fast! 614 01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:49,121 Blessed obscenity! They awoke from the dream; extinguished their affections. 615 01:26:49,330 --> 01:26:51,165 - What are you still scheming?! - Foul old Taoist! 616 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:54,251 This demon god's affairs are his own. They don't concern you...! 617 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,631 To walk the path of righteousness is godly. 618 01:26:59,173 --> 01:27:01,092 To commit to wickedness and perversion is demonic. 619 01:27:01,342 --> 01:27:03,302 This lowly Taoist will show you no mercy this time! 620 01:27:27,118 --> 01:27:28,828 Treasured sword, punish the demon! 621 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:31,539 Return! 622 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,721 Evil is its own doing... 623 01:27:47,263 --> 01:27:48,973 It cannot be allowed to exist. 624 01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:54,270 Thank you, Taoist Master, for the kindness of our rescue. 625 01:28:06,657 --> 01:28:07,867 Production Manager: ARTHUR WONG 626 01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:10,369 Assistant Production Managers: SHERMAN WONG, KWAN YUEN-LING 627 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:12,413 Assistant Directors: TONY MOU, CHENG WING-HANG 628 01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:14,498 Focus Puller: MAK HOI-MAN Best Boy: WAN KWOK-GEI 629 01:28:14,707 --> 01:28:16,959 Assistant Art Director: LUK MEI-LING Makeup: CHOW MAN-KUEN 630 01:28:17,168 --> 01:28:18,753 Hair: KAU SIU-MUI Wardrobe: SIU WING-YEE 631 01:28:18,961 --> 01:28:21,422 Martial Arts Choreography: PHILIP KWOK Continuity: TANG JUK-KWAN 632 01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:24,091 Unit Manager: LAM KONG-WAI Assistant Unit Manager: FUNG CHI-WAI 633 01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:25,968 Props: LAl PAK-SHING Tea Lady: KAN CHUN-NA 634 01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:27,386 Post-Production: SIMON LEUNG 635 01:28:27,595 --> 01:28:30,014 Editing: PETER CHEUNG, KEUNG CHUEN-TAK Dialogue Head: DING YUE 636 01:28:30,222 --> 01:28:32,349 Sound Effects: RONNY CHING Music Editing: STEPHEN SHING 637 01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:35,352 Sound Recording: CHOW SHAO-LUNG Sound Mixing: FU LING RECORDING STUDIO 50552

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