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Okay, sure. I do. It's 1800 a month.

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Yes, it's Munich. You pay for the look.

There are additional costs.

Ouch!

Tell me!

I'll pay for the look, you said yourself.

I'll be in touch again the days . We're almost there.

Brake!

Oh God!

Jackie, there is bulky waste!

* A cell phone rings. *

I'll do it.

Gisela! It starts all over again: she is dragging bulky waste into the apartment.

Yes, there is nothing inside, but she has again ...

I give it to you.

Hello grandma!

Jacky, did you re-register me?

Martin has to go to the wood fair in Rosenheim.

I'll do it tomorrow.

I have to go.

Come here!

The home manager says I 'm still registered in Dortmund, no.

Think about the carrier!

Yes I do.

Jacky, she needs that today! It's been in my ears since yesterday.

Are you already there?

You have a spare key.

Exactly, 1st floor on the left.

Just put the closet in the hallway!

Okay, I'll just hurry up.

Sorry! Can we swap numbers?

We have n't known each other that long , but ...

No, I mean actually ...

Was a joke.

Are you going!

Thanks!

Thanks again!

Thank you!

Oops!

No!

May I? Yes.

I am serge.

I'm jackie

Here!

How can I return?

Tonight if you want.

My serveuse has the flu.

What do I have to serve there?

Galette. Galette?

How do you say Salty crepes.

Salty?

Hearty.

Why actually "heart"? I never understood

I give you my number.

6 p.m.?

Okay.

Yes.

Hello! Sorry! It took longer.

One time at the bottom left, please!

I have money with me.

May I help you!

Thanks! And the keys!

Hallo! Hi!

It's cozy here!

I've only had the place for six weeks.

Two cider for table 2. It's in the fridge!

Please take the ceramic cups!

Die? Yes!

Go!

No!

'Sorry!

Good Appetite!

Where have you been before?

Douarnenez, Brittany.

Then you just packed your duffel bag

and are you from Douarnings to Munich?

Douarnenez. That's on the west coast.

Douarn-ne-ne.

And since ...?

There wasn't much going on at the moment.

Allez! Now you!

No fear!

Attention!

Chance!

Marry me! What?

With us, the bride has to bake a crepe on the wedding day.

If you can do that, then ...

... the marriage will be happy.

Hello! Can I pay?

And.

Seamstress?

Leather tailor.

Was your father a rocker?

What does that have to do with it?

Funny! I didn't think about that at all.

Dumbass!

Damage!

Was?

That I don't need a waitress.

You have ...

For the couple of tables in the evening?

And now?

What do I do to see you again

So you ca n't marry me.

No?

I am beautiful.

Whoever turns the crepes like this cannot be free.

I'm going to call it a day.

Thank you!

With pleasure!

See you soon?

Goodbye!

Ah! Are you stupid?

Please excuse me! Did you scare me!

Give me the towel!

Here, I brought you with me.

Thanks!

How was it?

How was it?

Excellent! Really good!

The booth was half set up.

The Munich women, a different league than in Dortmund.

Then it was the right decision.

And.

And you?

Not pregnant.

We just keep trying .

He was a fisherman in Martinique for five years .

And what is he doing here in Munich?

He inherited the shop from his grandfather.

Really crazy!

He's got that pretty cute French accent.

So so.

* He speaks with an accent: * Do I have to worry?

The French have always been like that ... What?

Was Charming. Charming?

There is vitamin deprivation in such sayings.

Vitaminszug!

Then I know who is unpacking all the boxes here .

That is of course one argument. Thank-you!

Two part-time offers. Both leather repairs.

That doesn't sound great.

But I won't find a boutique like Jenny's again.

I have to go.

Wait a moment!

Tonight at grandma's?

Clear!

Good luck!

I don't want to complain, but there was a good mood in Dortmund.

Have you tried Mau Mau?

Grandma, you are now officially from Munich.

All three of us have been re-registered.

Great!

Yes, I need that now.

Of?

Pestle!

For sure?

For sure. Next to the bed!

Martin, you owe me that.

I'll come with you, I said, but only with my furniture.

* A cell phone rings. *

Hello!

Hello Serge!

And.

Martin!

A little more to the right! And down a bit!

Yes, that is beautiful!

Cool! I do.

Health!

They're looking for a leather tailor at Serge's .

There's a fashion boutique there.

They have a sign in the window.

A, who is Serge?

B, why are your eyes glittering like that?

That's the French effect.

This is the eggnog.

Longer next time. Bye!

Martin, wait!

You fix the waffle iron for me. Then there are hearts again.

And Jackie, toi, toi, toi for the fashion boutique!

Thank you Grandma! Bye!

Bye, dear ones!

Heart attack, our leather tailor. Right now before the Oktoberfest!

I hope you are more robust!

You were right. The dirndl is really much too big.

This is not a problem!

We'll arrange that.

Left means "I'm still available", right?

Yes exactly. And right that you are married.

You know what? Make the loop on the left again!

My husband won't be back until next week.

Hello!

Serge!

Hello!

Jackie! Hi!

Hey!

You live here

Oui. So far, no landlord has trusted me .

Foreigners!

No fixed salary. Accent.

* Your cell phone rings. *

Hello!

It worked. It's not a real fashion boutique.

But a real challenge.

What do you think if I take you out to dinner tonight?

With a view to my new job.

That makes 32.50 euros.

Health!

36. I need two gussets, is that possible?

Diridari, you understand?

Sorry, could you give me a hand?

What does the lady say?

Two gussets needed i.

I don't know, I'm sorry!

People with a migration background ...

are now part of it.

Let it stay!

Hey!

Have you already introduced yourselves?

Martin. Serge.

Alors, come in!

And There you go!

Breton style.

At the was?

Don't talk, foreigners, try!

Enjoy your meal!

My father was a fisherman.

Goûte! Well?

Cost!

Gut!

Also one?

No thanks!

Tastes like the sea.

Where do you play soccer?

With a cucumber troop in Giesing.

I'll go with you next Wednesday.

This is a good guy, I like him.

Yes? Not you?

But.

Good Morning! Tomorrow!

What's happening? Aslan has a new one!

I saw it on his cell phone. What are you doing on his cellphone

It was lying around, okay?

You have to help me with the Islamists!

It's perfect!

One moment, please!

Hey!

Health!

Do you want to take me to the wholesale market this afternoon?

You can eat well there.

*He speaks French.*

He asks if there is also a matching veil.

They're already packing everything up here.

Do you think we'll get something else?

I think so.

Health!

Hey Serge! Hi, how are you?

Thanks and you?

Jackie. Joel.

Hey!

Hello! What do you have to offer?

Today there are escargots.

Smell!

We eat that for an aperitif. Do you smell it

The sea? Snails.

Yes.

Why are you in Munich?

So that I can get to know you.

*He speaks French.*

Just because it's you.

Have you tried it before?

That gives vengeance.

Two veal sausages, please!

Oh no! Oh but!

We have to conform to the way of the natives!

Otherwise we will never get here.

Twice. Mustard is there.

Even the French wouldn't do that.

Says the man who breaks open clams.

Slicing and scraping is also possible.

No pig there.

I know from my grandpa. Not a pig.

With us it means: no cat there.

Funny! In Germany we have a lot of pigs.

Have a pig. No pig calls me.

It's freezing cold.

Entenkalt.

Poor pig!

It doesn't exist with us. We are all happy in France .

Pig priest. Pig eating.

My pig whistles. The weaker self.

Stop!

Do you need help?

Chauvinistenschwein!

Crap!

Was?

Nothing.

I would like to kiss you now.

That will not do.

I know.

I think I'm in a mood.

Well then. See you!

I totally forgot the time.

I'm sorry! It never happens again.

Well then ...

Do you know him better?

Wen?

The French.

Is that a change?

Yes, mend it.

It was torn here , at the slit.

Who knows what happened there.

You can't say anything, but all this foreign infiltration ...

Everyone complains about Germany. All of Europe is against us.

Everyone wants a piece of our cake.

Did you know that in Berlin all young foreigners

who are doing an apprenticeship and also get an apartment?

Do you have children?

We? Naa.

Can you see it.

That is exactly why Germany needs our immigrants.

As Vergreisungsbremse.

Well, now!

Sorry!

Your comment is rude!

But racism is also kind of filthy.

If you do n't like it with us , then ...

Sorry! I did n't mean to offend you!

I'm sorry!

A bit of suffering in one day.

Nora!

Just because Dortmund didn't bring in one again ...

You can't imagine what kind of sayings I have to hear.

(I would like to kiss you now.)

(That will not do.)

Jackie!

Was?

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

All right?

Who is Robert again?

My assistant.

Jacky, I still have to work.

Now?

I am a team leader.

I still have to prepare all of this .

You have n't repaired Grandma's waffle iron either.

I'll buy her a new one. She doesn't notice that.

No sex. No waffle maker. Nothing!

I'm going to bed.

Martin, if you want to see Dortmund at the top , you have to turn the table!

What is the name of the smallest brewery in Germany?

BVB - 11 bottles.

Can you see what's in people with migration things.

I don't like to let the authoritarian hang out.

People notice that and take advantage of it.

Gestern hab ich prompt 'nen Anschiss bekomm.

Wer hat die Verantwortung? Ich.

Heute Morgen hatte ich so einen Hals.

Bist du gerne Teamleiter? Gibt mehr Geld.

Ein Bier?

*Der Motor heult auf.*

Irgendwie fühlt sich alles gerade nicht richtig an.

Ich dachte, der Umzug nach München, ein Neuanfang,

würde allem einen neuen Drive geben.

Ist aber nicht so.

Jackie... Darf ich? Klar!

Alle sind wegen mir nach München.

Weiß der Geier!

Geier? Mal was anderes als Schwein.

Nichts.

Eigentlich wollte ich mit Jackie nach Australien. Australien?

Warum dann München? Oma.

Jackies Oma.

Omas leben auch nicht ewig.

Habt ihr manchmal Material über?

Für deinen Laden?

Sure, I can take a look.

In any case.

* The phone vibrates. *

Mine is out.

We should go now.

Beautiful women should n't be kept waiting.

Where have you been so long?

I had a drink with Serge.

I need the tape moin.

Sorry? Hello! I need it moin!

Sorry, can you say that in Standard German?

Frau Herzog, eana Madl is out of the woods.

Of course, Jackie will finish you off by tomorrow.

That is clear.

We have four now , I can never do that in my life.

Then it'll stay longer!

He thinks I don't see it.

He's always looking after other women . That's with the reflex.

How long have you been together?

Three years. But such a relationship has an expiration date.

It was n't so tingly in bed either.

How do you actually do it?

Was?

How long have you been together? ten years?

How do you do this?

In bed?

For example.

We want children. You have to do something for that.

Crap!

Crap!

Hello Betti! I overslept, I'll be right now.

Nah, you can lie down again.

Ms. Herzog does not want ...

Do n't you want to reconsider?

(We need a reliable seamstress)

and not someone like that.

What happened?

Your seam was wrong, the dirndl was too tight.

(Mrs. Brechtscheid yelled the whole place up.)

I'm sorry, but you are fired.

Fuck!

My granddaughter Jackie. She grew up with me.

Since my daughter died.

Do you also play Mau Mau?

This even works here in the veal sausage diaspora.

Sit down!

OK babe?

Lost job.

And now!

But dirndl wasn't really mine either.

I have my days too.

How is martin

And.

Do you travel a lot?

He's playing soccer again . With Serge.

Your french?

He's not my French.

I once had an eye too ...

... on my brother-in-law.

On! Thigh?

Nothing serious.

He courted me and once we ...

Oma!

Once!

Otherwise I was loyal to your grandpa.

And?

It was a good thing that we did that one time.

Then there was silence in the box.

Fall in love with something else , that will pass quickly.

Do you mean me?

Who said i fell in love

Health!

Where have you been? You have n't been over there all day.

Merci! Put it on the chair!

Sorry! We had ordered another crepe.

May I help you!

* A French song sounds. *

You will find something. That would be laughed at!

Here, plug it in!

Super!

I invited Serge to dinner tomorrow night.

Okay.

Nice!

* Someone rings the doorbell. *

Hey! Hi!

Here for you! Wow thanks!

Cozy!

A bit more moving chaos, but it's getting slow.

Wine or beer? Beer.

Hey!

Wow! Hi!

Alles gut? Yes.

Here for you! Thank-you!

Welcome! Thanks for the invitation!

* Something hisses. *

What should i help?

Do you need help?

That's OK.

You never met your father either?

But I was n't looking for him either.

And neither did he.

That's probably why I'm doing it in leather.

Because of your father?

Did you think about yourself

I thought you loved me.

I will do.

How long do you know eachother?

We've known each other longer, but we've been together for 10 years.

And five months. Ten years and five months.

What should you do when you meet the love of your life?

So there are?

The great love?

Sorry!

Wait a moment!

Do we want to sit over there? It takes a while.

What's this?

A spherical person. So bullet-human.

According to Plato, people used to have the shape of a large sphere.

With four arms, four legs and two faces.

And above all, two genders.

So we were male and female at the same time.

Interesting!

But the globe people became haughty.

Because the gods didn't like it at all,

they simply divided the globe people in half.

Ai!

Frau Professor!

Since then, both halves have been desperately trying to find each other.

And that is where Eros helps.

Eros!

Only Eros can help people find their other half.

And above all to reunite.

It worked straight away for both of us .

And the ball is what we want.

Yes. Why not?

Because it's the end of the love story.

When the two halves have found each other again,

then Eros has nothing more to do.

That's kind of ...

... damage.

Or not?

If you have that ... Le désir?

Desire. Oui.

If one satisfies the desire

you kill it.

You cant say it like that.

That's why the potters stop with a kiss at the end.

Yes.

Nobody wants to see the rest.

What solution does our philosopher have ready?

Professor Doctor Philosopher Serge says:

In the best case scenario, the union does not occur.

I can still learn something there.

At best, the lover is someone who doesn't suit me.

Who won't shoot me

He is different.

And that's exactly what makes him or her so desirable.

The French with their complicated love stories.

Everyone loves everyone, cheats everyone. Eros makes and does.

Yes and having fun.

Imbalance. He's having fun there.

Does that mean that you can also sometimes ...?

Oui, why not?

He's only telling you that to get you to bed.

And you too.

Coffee?

Here.

Understood everything.

It was a beautiful and quite interesting evening.

But there are certain conventions and rules.

Absolutely.

If not, it would be boring.

I have the feeling that we do n't really fit together at all .

I don't even know that from you.

Hey Serge, Martin yesterday.

I found some cool things for you in Salzburg.

I'm on my way to the store.

(Hello, this is Jacky. Message after the beep!)

(Hey Jacky, you're at Grandma's today , aren't you ?)

(It will be later for me , you don't have to wait for me.)

(Give her a loving greeting!)

Head over heels?

I think it's great that you're in Munich

but just because you inherit a bar , change your whole life?

There's something else behind it.

What's her name?

Estelle.

Estelle.

So the great love?

Two years.

We built a boat with a friend.

The three of us were together almost every day .

And about a year ago we crossed the Atlantic.

Wow!

We were happy.

When we arrived, at least

Estelle and Bruno told me that they love each other.

Fuck!

* A cell phone vibrates. *

What did you do?

I'm on the next container boat and back to Perst.

I understand.

Only, 3 months ago they both came back,

because Estelle was pregnant.

She would rather have her baby in France .

There is Douarnenez to me.

Got too tight?

Yes.

Clear. Brutally!

Absolutely delicious! But I have to go.

Yes.

Thank you!

Clear!

Hey! Hi!

N / A? Where have you been?

To stroll. Around that time?

And you?

I was with Serge.

Brought him decorative elements, ate, drank, talked.

I have to go back to Salzburg tomorrow .

I stay overnight. We can't do it all.

You're gone quite a lot.

Good night!

* Your phone vibrates. *

Hey Serge, Martin yesterday.

I'm on my way to Salzburg and I can't make it to training.

I 'll see you when I get back.

Serge! Jackie!

Health!

Hi!

How are you?

Martin is in Salzburg until tomorrow.

Yes.

Well then ...

Are we taking some fresh air?

I have a problem though.

Only one?

I mean my bike.

What am I doing here?

I love martin.

Serge, I don't want you.

Do you know why that is?

'Cause you don't know how I feel

How i touch you

Whether I am tender or wild.

Maybe I'll stroke your legs up first.

Your hip.

Next to the belly.

My fingers count your ribs. From the bottom up.

I touch your chest

Feel your heart

And so on.

We should go, shouldn't we?

Jackie, I wo n't kiss you.

If you want it, you have to do it. Do you understand?

Hey Jackie, I'm back in Munich.

Parts of the material were not delivered. I go to training.

Excuse me!

Where is Serge today? No idea!

What if you talk to the Duke again?

Betty said that they have a total bottleneck because of the Oktoberfest.

Jackie! Then ...

I can find something.

Here or elsewhere.

Do not worry!

I think it would be good if you could make some money too!

What shoud that? Look at this!

How do you have a look at that?

It's all very expensive here.

You wanted to go to Munich.

Now are you accusing me of not having a job here?

No. I think I'm crazy!

I am sorry! What?

That I put us in this position.

Yes. Crap!

Today is ovulation.

I think it's a bad idea to go back to the store.

How so? You liked it. And Serge is opposite.

Just.

What exactly?

It's all out of whack right now .

That's good, according to Serge.

Hello Mr. Duke! Jackie here.

Aslan says it's not normal to have just one wife. Is in Islam.

In the Koran. Sucks!

It is the case in Islam that a Muslim can even marry four women.

Imagine! Your husband has three other wives! Hammer!

Andere Länder, andere Sitten.

I read an article: Monogamy and loyalty are nonsense.

Man needs that. Fantasies and the mysterious.

And also to reinvent yourself.

But with four women it was invented at some point.

It's not about lust

it is about the fact that with four women the succession is certain.

You 've been trying for a while, have n't you?

They 'll finish it up by tomorrow morning, right!

What's your wife's got?

It didn't need that.

How can I help you?

With leather pants.

I have the right offer.

It's like here in Lummerland.

Lummerland?

Small, friendly island.

Do not you know?

No.

It's from a puppet show.

The sea around the island was always shown with foil.

It looked like here.

As a child, I always imagined swimming in it.

Was disappointed when I found out that it wasn't possible.

Just a kiss.

Yes.

* The French song sounds again . *

Mama!

Jackie! Nice that you show up again!

Do not you have to work?

Nah, I have the morning off.

Here!

What's this?

And that old one?

Was that beyond repair?

Martin has so much on his mind that he just can't do it.

Damage!

Has it infected you?

Your grandma makes sure that a bit of life comes to life here .

We already have 12 registrations.

Then we can bake a few hearts for the tournament.

Yes, we ask our young supervisor.

Jochen then bakes a few hearts for us ladies of love.

What is the French doing?

Maria!

What should he do?

Do you have ...?

What do I have?

Oma!

Don't you have anything better to do here?

For example, you can further organize your tournament.

Nothing else going on.

Don't worry, child!

Once. It doesn't hurt anyone.

No idea. The cell phone is off.

There's a sign in the door.

I forgot.

I am sorry!

Every year I don't get it. I can never forget this day!

I'm sorry Nora!

You're welcome!

He's certainly in France and doesn't have his cell phone with him.

Okay I got it.

See you later!

Wedding day?

No, anniversary. I was n't listening.

Mrs. Herzog lost her child in the 7th month.

Oh shit!

What?

Nothing.

Do you think he'll be back?

Today would be possible again.

On? On?

I have to talk to you.

And.

And.

Martin ...

I know I've been away a lot lately.

Salzburg and the move.

We have to do something together again .

Don't you think that looks a bit silly?

As Mr. Herzog always says: Newcomers have to integrate!

In pink?

And.

And.

With you hops and malt are lost! Stand by it!

You stand there like ... How?

It just takes a bit of getting used to.

You really can't be left alone! Serge!

Hey!

Where have you been?

I still had something to do.

No! Mercy!

Nothing! Go ma!

And how are you?

We missed you.

You me too.

You me too.

That before you left ...

It was nice, wasn't it?

A little imbalance is good for you.

What did you do in Douarne-Dings?

Just a few formalities.

To our association! À la vôtre!

Dumbass!

* The French song is disco sound.

And mog di!

* Someone rings the doorbell. *

Can you go

What's this?

Hey Serge!

Can I take a shower with you? I have a burst water pipe.

Was?

Yes.

Sure, come in!

Just the week.

Who wants kiwi? I.

* A phone rings. *

Gisela, hey! Do you want to speak to jackie?

But!

Today?

Of course we are there.

See you later!

The time has come.

Can you Mau Mau?

No.

That would have made me weak too.

How are you? Do you already have the Franzmann with you in the hut?

Only for showering.

For showering ... That's what it's called today.

You know ...

I would have loved to stay with Udo back then.

Your grandpa was my first and my only husband.

40 years.

Tagaus, tagein.

Sometime ...

At some point the oven will be out.

Oma!

Everything OK.

That was a nice day today!

Very!

Let's do it again.

And.

I have to ask you something.

What's up?

With Jackie and you, is something going on?

What is wrong with you?

Are you crazy?

Shit!

* Your cell phone rings. *

Hello!

Yes I am.

Oma!

What's happening?

Femoral neck fracture. Crap!

They have to operate.

* His cell phone rings. *

(Grandma fell. She is being operated on.)

(I'm going to work for a moment. Get in touch, please!)

Jackie!

What's happening?

Do not worry!

Everything will be fine!

Grandma can do it.

Hello!

And.

Oma!

What are you doing?

Maria and I, we drank too much eggnog.

Man grandma!

You let yourself go a little.

The whole pool is already in the ass.

Nice!

Martin!

Martin, let's talk!

There's nothing more to talk about.

* The engine howls. *

Oh shit!

Are you bi?

And if ...?

When I was 19, I had something with a friend.

That is normal.

When you meet new people and really like them,

then you seduce them.

You are curious, inspired.

You only show yourself from your best side.

You look forward to the next rendezvous.

You fall in love.

I fell in love with you.

Do you remember how you got in here?

With these Bavarians that we didn't understand.

Hi!

Hey!

I have to tell you something.

I'm pregnant.

And I think it's from you

Was?

Was?

Martin!

What are you doing , you lying asshole? In love.

Is this your revenge for the Estelle story?

What are you doing behind my back

How many children have you conceived with your ease?

I told you there are rules and conventions.

They have a purpose. It was...

Do not touch me!

Fucking chaos here!

How often did you do it?

And where? Here in the apartment?

It was only once.

Once only ...

Once only.

And did you get pregnant right away?

Didn't you use contraception?

And then did you sleep with me again?

Stand up and look at me!

Do you love him?

You know, Jackie, your grandpa found out back then.

About the Udo.

That hurt him.

Really hurt.

We are born in the time

if something broke , it was repaired.

Not just thrown away.

It wasn't all bad back then.

Do you love martin

Martin!

Still waiting!

I wish we could both do it again!

I have to tell you something.

We almost kissed, Serge and I.

Can't we try that?

Was?

The three?

You don't get pregnant from almost kissing .

Health!

This is my son.

Estelle just told me .

That's why you were in Douarnenez.

And.

We have spoken. Even with Bruno.

He's fine with the little one.

He will be his father now.

It feels like his child.

why did not you stay?

I have completed.

I wanted to go back to Munich.

To you.

Good luck!

Martin, let's talk again!

The three.

I do not think so.

To the airport please!

I have to go first. I'm going to australia.

(Do you report when you arrive?)

No idea.

Press!

* Someone rings the doorbell. *

Are you going

Martin!

Martin!

This is Oskar.

Does he look like me?

You see it.

You have n't reported back for a long time .

Yes i couldn't.

Do you stay?

Subtitle: TV Text International, 2016