All language subtitles for Beyond Paradise - S02E06 - Episode 6.en

[ Seagulls squawking ]

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See you downstairs, Mark.

Mark:
Mr. Bevan.

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[ Buttons beeping ]

[ Door locks,
machine beeps ]

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'Night, Mr. Bevan.

Good night, Mark.

-Evening.
-Evening.

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[ Crowbar creaking ]

[ Door cracks open ]

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[ Seagulls squawking ]

-Woman: Good morning, Douglas.
-Douglas: Morning.

-Hello.
-Hi.

-Woman: Morning, Douglas.
-Hello.

[ Buttons beeping ]

[ Machine beeps ]

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[ "Just as the Tide was Flowing"
plays ]

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♪ One morning
in the month of June ♪

♪ Down by a
rolling river ♪

♪ There a weary traveller
chanced to stray ♪

♪ And he beheld his lover ♪

♪ Her cheeks were red,
her eyes were brown ♪

♪ Her hair in ringlets
hanging down ♪

♪ She'd a lovely face
without a frown ♪

♪ Just as the tide was flowing ♪

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[ Mobile alarm ringing ]

[ Sighs ]

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But there are to be flowers
as a centrepiece on each table,

except the top table.

I don'’t want the bride
hidden by anything.

Well, perhaps at the two ends.

Now, let'’s go through
the menu again.

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Margo:
The station review.

Is that it?

Everything they asked for.

So, what do you think?

It'’s not about what'’s here.

It'’s about how
they interpret it.

It'’ll say whatever
they want it to say.

So, you think they'’ve already
made their minds up?

Don'’t you?

If it helps,
I don'’t mind taking it in.

Well...

They might be about
to close us down

and all you can think about
is drooling over

the chief
super again.

I ain't drooling over her.

That'’s true, actually.
Normally his mouth goes dry

and he talks gibberish.

I did -- Look,

I just think she'’s
an amazing woman. That'’s all.

Oh, it'’s about
professional respect.

Yeah. We'’ve misjudged him.

So if you were going to,
like, drop these off

and she wanted
to give you a kiss,

to say thank you,
just a little one,

you'd tell her to back off,
would you?

That it was inappropriate?

That'’s hardly likely, is it?

Probably. But what if she did?

Come to think of it,
I think she gave me

a little peck on the cheek
last time

I took the quarterly report in.

That'’s right.
I remember you saying.

I wouldn'’t want to be rude,
would I?

-No.
-Of course not.

As long as it was just a peck.

Oh, it -- it's --
it'’s not funny, is it?

-[ Telephone ringing ]
-Oh.

Don'’t get chatting over there.

We have to be out
of here by 4:00.

We'’ve got a wedding to get to,
remember?

Yeah, yeah.

Shipton Abbott police station.

Oh, sorry, Kelby,
but you do make it easy.

Yeah, but I don'’t have a go
at you for who you fancy, do I?

Who do I fancy?

Bloke with the hammer.

-Hammer?
-Thor.

You mean Chris Hemsworth?

See, I don'’t ask you
if you want to kiss him, do I?

No. You can if you want.

-[ Telephone ringing ]
-Alright.

Do you
want to kiss him?

Yes, please.
Shipton Abbott police.

Oh, hello, Douglas.
How are you?

Yeah. We'’ll get someone
to you as quickly as we can.

Okay?

Kelby.
Christie Close.

Suspected assault
on an elderly resident.

Go, go.

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Sandy: Hot water.

Thank you.

Can I get you anything else?

-I don'’t think so.
-More toast? Sauce?

Uh, no, I'’m absolutely fine,
thank you.

Then can I tempt you
with a little physical activity?

Um...excuse me?

60s workout
on the beach later.

Oh. [ Laughs ]

Oh, no. Sorry.
I'’m a little busy today.

-Maybe next time.
-Absolutely.

What are you doing here?

We need to talk.

Isn'’t it bad luck
if I see you?

I can'’t do it.

-Do what?
-The wedding.

James: Okay, Ella, we'’ll just
get your arms secure,

then we'’ll pop you down to A&E,
get you checked out, all right?

I don'’t want any fuss.

Have you got a family
we can call?

Maybe they can meet you
at the hospital.

I think one of the neighbours
caught her granddaughter.

They said they were here
to fix the Internet.

-Who did?
-Two men. Rang on the bell.

And you let them in?

Well, yes. It had been
playing up all morning.

You said they were here
to fix it.

Only they went
on my computer,

and my granddaughter said
I wasn'’t to let anyone do that,

so I said, "Stop,"

and that was when one of them
pushed me and I fell back.

Now, these two men,

would you recognize him
if you saw them again?

Well, yes.

We should get going.

Okay. Well, don'’t worry about
it now, Ella.

James is going to get you
in the ambulance.

I'’ll, uh -- I'’ll see you
at the hospital if I can,

um, if that'’s okay.

Um, just so I can get
a proper description.

-Thank you.
-Okay.

Nan, are you alright?
What happened?

Oh, it'’s nothing.

They shouldn'’t have called you.

Well, of course.
They should have called me.

-Is she okay?
-A few cuts and bruises,

possible fracture
of her left arm.

So we'’re taking her to A&E.

-You ready, Ella?

Well, I can'’t just leave
the house.

No, it'’s all right, Nan.

I'’ll lock up here and I'’ll
meet you at the hospital, okay?

All right, dear.

-Thank you.
-All right, my love. Go.

Grab the door.

[ Door closes ]

PC Hartford.

Uh, yes, sir -- uh, ma'’am.

Do you know what happened?

Uh...

-She'’s my grandmother.
-Um, yes, ma'’am.

Uh, it seems there were two
perpetrators who aimed gantry --

-Aimed gantry.
-Gained entry.

Um, they said they were here to
fix the Internet and pushed her,

but -- but you told her
not to let anyone do that.

Not push her.

Uh, I mean, obviously,
they shouldn'’t do that,

um, even if she wasn'’t
your grandmother.

Um...sorry.

I meant go on the Internet
through the computer.

So -- So she said, "Stop it,"
and -- and they did,

and that'’s when
they pushed her.

Right. So what are you
going to do next?

Next?
Um...

I will, uh...

I'’ll get a description, um,

and ask around town
if anyone had seen them.

You're gonna ask around town?

Yes,
and the surrounding areas,

um, the neighbours,

uh, uh, dog walkers,
uh, um, people on bikes.

-Can I make a suggestion?
-Yes, please, ma'am.

Go back to the station,
write out your report.

I'’ll call the cyber crime unit

to come down and check
my grandmother'’s computer

to see if there'’s
any forensic evidence to be had

or a digital footprint
we can identify and help lead us

to the people who did this.

-Yes?
-Yes, ma'’am.

[ Door opens, closes ]

Martha:
It'’s like my worst nightmare.

It'’s all the things
we said we didn'’t want.

But what do we do?

We can hardly not turn up
to our own wedding.

Of course not.
Mum would be devastated.

-You'’ll have to talk to her.
-Me?

Well, if I go, she'’ll just talk
me round like she always does.

If I go, she'’ll use her
headmistress voice on me

and I'’ll crumble.

I cannot be held responsible
for what I'’d agree to.

[ Sighs ]

We'’ll go together.

[ Sighs ]

[ Grunts ]

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It'’s an Art Deco piece
from the 1920s,

bronze with the mountain tray
made from Devon marble.

Esther: Value?

It'’s insured for
£75,000.

-Wow.
-I know.

It'’s a Frances Tucker piece,
loaned to the museum

by Lady Cavendish.

At least you'’re insured, hmm?

Well, yes, but that'’s
not really the problem.

We struggle to break
even as it is.

Over half of what
we have here is on loan.

If this gets out,

the owners are going to start
taking their items away.

And if I make
that kind of claim,

my insurance premiums
would double on whatever'’s left.

I couldn'’t do it.

I'’d have to close down.

Oh, Douglas,
you can'’t do that.

I'’m not sure
I'’d have any choice.

I'’ll do everything I can,
I promise.

Now, can you show me
where you think they broke in?

Uh...

This door was forced open.

Cameras?

Douglas: Outside.

One at the front door,
one at the back.

It'’s the first thing I checked.

-And?
-Douglas: Nothing.

Although you can'’t actually see
this door from the rear camera.

And the alarm didn'’t go off?

Well, I don'’t understand why.

We have motion sensors
throughout the gallery,

and this morning, I still had
to disarm the system,

as I do every morning.

Could be a fault. When was
the system last checked?

It'’s serviced every six months,

so the last one would have been
first week in July.

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Don'’t upset yourself about it.

If there'’s any news, I'll call
you straight away, okay?

Thanks, Esther.

See you.

Oh. Paris.

Hey, Esther.
How are you doing?

I haven'’t seen you for ages.

Zoe was only talking
about you the other day.

I'’ve been about.

In the museum?

Oh, no.
My boyfriend works here.

-Mark?
-Oh, right.

Yeah.
Six months now.

Yeah.
Probably why no one'’s seen you.

Tell Zo I'’ll give her a call.

Yeah, will do.
[ Chuckles ]

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Margo: Well, that'’s that.

Nothing more we can do now.

Madam wasn'’t there, though,

so you would have
had a wasted trip.

Family emergency or summat.

Well, I saw her.

What?

The chief super.

It was her nan who got assaulted
in Christie Close.

No.

Is she all right?

Two blokes got
in her house, pushed her.

They think she might
have broken her arm.

She was super turned up
while I was there.

They just checked her bank.

Looks like they cleaned her out.
Took everything.

That'’s terrible.

Kelby,
you have to help her.

I mean, I'’d like to help.

She'’s a lovely lady,

but the chief super
doesn'’t want me to.

Eh?

She told me she'’d get people
from HQ to look into it.

Margo: She can'’t do that.

The call came in here.
You attended first.

-Kelby: So?
-So it'’s your case.

But she'’s the boss.

Well, she won'’t think
very highly of you

if you just roll over
and do as you'’re told,

will she?

You need to show her
what you'’re made of.

-You think?
-Definitely.

And think how
grateful she'’d be.

You're right.

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Thanks, Margo.

Go get 'em, tiger.

-Sorry.
-[ Laughs ]

He looks happy.

I'’ll tell you about it later.

So what about the museum?
Douglas okay?

Bless him. He thinks
he might have to shut down.

No, he can'’t do that.

Someone forced open
a fire door at the back,

managed to dodge
the alarm system

and nick
a 75 grand bronze statuette.

-How?
-I have no clue.

Where is the inspector
when you need him, eh?

Eh.

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Oh, make sure there'’s
plenty of room

in between the tables once
the chairs go in.

That -- That one.
Maybe back a smidgen.

Marty, what are you doing here?

You'’re supposed to be
at the hairdresser'’s.

Yes, I'’m sorry about that.

Man: Thanks.

Mark: Yeah.
Of course.

Hello, Paris.
How are you?

Well, I was all right,

but Mark's just told me
what happened.

Yes, it is a bit of a worry.

They broke him
round the back?

It seems so, yes.

Scumbags.

Quite.

Although we'’re not entirely sure
why the alarm didn'’t go off.

Oh, well, they can do all sorts
these days, Mr. B.

Well, I'’m sure you'’re right.
I'’m not very up on these things.

I hope you'’re not keeping
young Mark away from his work.

It'’s her mum'’s birthday.

We'’re trying to find
her something.

Make sure you use
your staff discount for her.

Oh, thank you.

You'’re very welcome.

Anne: What do you mean,
too much?

Martha: It just feels like
everything'’s running away

from us,

like it'’s not about us anymore.

Anne: Well, who the hell else
is it about?

Martha: When Humph and I talked
about it, it was a quiet affair.

We talked about a registry
office and a few close friends.

I won'’t have you married
in a registry office.

But don'’t you see, Mum?
That'’s the whole point.

It isn'’t about what you want.

Our wedding day should be
about what we want,

and it doesn'’t feel that way.

You haven'’t really consulted us
about a single thing.

You'’ve chose the flowers,
the menu.

No. You told us what
you'’d booked after the fact.

The truth is,
I woke up this morning

and it didn'’t feel like
my wedding day.

What have you got to say
for yourself?

Well, Martha has a point.

You see,
we talked about something small,

a handful of people.

Why didn'’t you say
all of this sooner?

What?

It just didn'’t seem
a good time,

with everything else.

What else?

You mean Richard?

It just felt like
you threw yourself

into planning the wedding
to take your mind off it.

So it seemed quite churlish
to stop you from doing that.

We were worried about you.

So, in other words,
you were pandering to me

because suddenly I'’d become
this mad old woman interfering

in everyone else'’s business
so I wouldn'’t have to face up

to the fact that
I'’d been humiliated by a man?

-We didn'’t say that.
-No.

But I was. Wasn'’t I, Marty?

While we'’re all being honest,

that'’s what you both think,
isn'’t it?

No.

Well, what then?

I don'’t know.

[ Sighs, sniffles ]

Do you know what I thought
I was doing?

I thought that, as the father
of the bride normally organises

and pays for the wedding,

I needed to step up,
because he isn'’t here, is he?

There'’s just me.

And I know he would have
wanted it to be perfect.

And you'’re right. This was about
Richard in a way,

though
not the way you think.

You see, the more
I realized the truth

about Richard'’s lies
and deceit and selfishness

and his utter disregard
for anybody else,

the more I realized what a --
an amazing man your father was,

and that I should
honour his memory

by making sure
that his little girl

had the wedding she deserved.

[ Sniffles ]

I'’m sorry I overstepped
the mark.

Oh, Mum, we'’re not mad at you.

We know you only ever want
what'’s best for us.

We just wondered if we could
scale it back a little.

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Sniffling ]

Do you know what, Marty?

You can do whatever you want.

Oh, Mum, please.

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

Do you want me to go after her?

No. Just leave her a while.
Let her calm down.

[ Sighs ]

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Well, thanks, Mary.

I owe you a drink
next quiz night. [ Chuckles ]

That alarm has to be faulty.

Could it have been
bypassed somehow?

There'’s no evidence
it was tampered with.

Eh...

That was Mary at HQ
on the phone.

So the two blokes who pushed
the chief super'’s nan

have been at it before.

-Where?
-Coleford,

Markyate,
and Frasercombe.

They use a Wi-Fi blocker
outside the houses

to mess up the Internet,

then knock on doors
offering to fix it.

Because of the blocker,
doorbell cameras

can'’t store the image
of them knocking.

Clever.

Then, once inside, they say
they need to use your computer,

then, of course,
they hack into it

and get access
to your bank account.

All those areas are covered
by the hub, aren'’t they?

Mary said they don'’t have
a single suspect. Nothing.

Well, if they can'’t
do anything

with all
the resources they have,

what are we supposed to do?

Well, we'’ve got something
they haven'’t got.

-What'’s that?
-Kelby.

[ Chuckles ]

So I'’ve got one dark hair,
clean shaven,

looks a bit like Peter Barlow
from "Coronation Street",

uh, one bald one
with stubble, red ears,

looks like one of
the conservative leaders,

but you'’re not sure which one.

I'’m not much help, am I?
But I'’d know them if I saw them.

No, this is excellent, Ella.

Once, I had to find a dog,
and the only information I had

was that it had three legs
and a diamanté collar.

You'’ve been very kind to me.

Well, it'’s not nice
what these men did.

Can'’t have them running around

hurting lovely ladies
like yourself, can we?

Are you flirting with me,
Kelby?

-Maybe a little bit
-[ Chuckles ]

Right.
I'’ll run these descriptions

through our database

and start making inquiries.

-PC Hartford.
-Ma'am.

I thought I made it clear

we'd take care of this
from the hub.

Yes, ma'am.

But with respect,
I was the attending officer.

And?

And I think I should
carry on with my investigation.

I'’ve got a description
of the two men,

and I'’m about
to start my inquiries.

He'’s being very thorough.

That'’s not how it works now.
We have a cyber crime unit.

They'’re specialists
in this type of fraud.

Well, I haven'’t seen
a single one of your Cybermen

since this happened.

Kelby'’s the only one
who'’s talked to me.

All right.

Gather whatever
information you can,

but you report directly
to the hub.

Yes, ma'’am. Don'’t worry.
I won'’t let you down.

Bye, Ella.

Ooh, what a sweet boy.

[ Door closes ]

Okay, so I need you
to set the alarm

exactly as you did last night.

We normally turn
the lights off first.

Do the same thing.

How long between pressing the
button and the alarm being set?

We have 45 seconds
to get out.

Esther: Okay, go.

[ Buttons beeping ]

[ Machine beeps ]

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[ Alarm blaring ]

♪♪

Mark, go and turn
the alarm off.

♪♪

[ Stereophonics'
"Jack in a Box" plays ]

♪ Like a jack-in-a-box ♪

♪ I gotta run like a block ♪

♪ To get you
in my sights and see ♪

♪ Show you one last time
down the line ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪♪

Not being funny,

but should you two
be sitting here together?

Isn'’t it bad luck or something?

I'’m not sure much else
could go wrong.

[ Chuckles ]

Zoe: Everything'’s all right,
isn'’t it?

I mean, you'’re still
getting married today?

-I suppose.
-Zoe: Don'’t you know?

Of course we'’re
getting married.

Great.

Though, if I'’m honest,

nothing would surprise me
with you two.

She'’s right, isn'’t she?

We are a bit prone
to things going wrong.

Not wrong.
Just occasionally

a little more complicated
than we anticipated.

That is all.

Okay, look. You find your mum,
kiss and make up.

We smile through the wedding.
I'’ll see you on the other side.

-I do love you.
-Oh, well, that'’s a relief.

[ Mobile ringing ]

Hello?

Oh, um...

Of course.

Hannah: Actually, it was
Ryan'’s idea.

To have
that connection

on your first placement
is great.

He lost his grandad
a few weeks ago

and his mum needs to be
in hospital a while.

There'’s no other family
to take him in,

so we need someone to foster.

I appreciate it.
It'’s short notice.

Oh, that'’s fine.

It'’s not a bad time.

-No.
-No.

We'’d love
to have him.

Okay.

Great. Well, I'’ve got
his stuff in the car.

Hiya.

Is it all right
if I stay here, then?

Oh, yeah. Of course it is.

Sorry your mum'’s not well.

Is this your duck?

Well, he'’s sort of adopted us.

What'’s his name?

Selwyn.

It'’s a funny name.

[ Chuckles ]

I'’m gonna like it here.

♪♪

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[ Sighs ]

[ Knock on door ]

What do you want?

Oh, I'’m a police officer.
Uh, PC Hartford.

Uh, can I have a word?

I haven'’t done anything.
Go away.

Oh, no, I'’m sure you haven'’t.

I just, uh --
I need to ask about two men.

There'’s no men in here.

No, I just wanted to know
if anyone knocked on your door.

Yes.

Great. Um, can you
describe them for me?

Young,

wearing a police uniform,
asking silly questions.

That'’s me, isn'’t it? Right.

Well, these aren'’t
silly questions.

I'’m here on official
police business.

I just need to ask if -- if
anyone's seen two men.

I saw a car parked outside.

Cor. What kind of car?

Two-litre black Series 4
BMW Gran Coupe.

That'’s very specific.

I watch a lot
of Jeremy Clarkson.

He pushes my buttons.

Um, okay. Um, but nobody
knocked on your door?

Yes.

-Kelby: Who?
-I didn't answer it.

Right.

Well, I'’m not really
looking for a car.

-It'’s not here now, anyway.
-No, it isn'’t.

So I will not
bother you anymore. Thank you.

I saw him drive off.

Looked like that bloke
in "Coronation Street".

Cor, eh?

Esther: So I checked the alarm,
and it'’s clearly working.

So how the hell
did they get past it?

It must be
one of the inspector things.

-How do you mean?
-You know,

that thing he does when the day
is not the day you think it was.

It was the day before.

Or the person wasn'’t
the person. It was someone else.

It'’s not that kind of case.

If Douglas said that statuette
was in the museum

when they locked up last night

and wasn'’t there this morning,
then that'’s what happened.

[ Sighs ]

Maybe I should leave
the "how" for now,

think about
who and why.

Can you find me an expert?

It might have been stolen
to order,

so see if we can work out

who would want to buy
something like that?

Yeah, right.

How much do we know about
his assistant, Mark Wisdom?

Um, not much.

Any other staff?

A couple of cleaners.
They generally work weekends.

Well, run checks
on everyone, will you?

We might get lucky,
find one of the cleaners

is an international
art thief.

[ Chuckles ]

Had a breakthrough
on the chief super'’s nan.

A lady in the next street saw
a car parked outside her house.

Someone knocked on the door,
but she didn'’t answer,

and her Wi-Fi'’s been playing up.

So why is the car
significant?

Because it was driven off

by someone who looked
like Peter Barlow.

-Oh.
-Kelby: [ Chuckles ]

Who's he?

"Coronation Street"?

He should be easy to find.
Then we know where he lives.

Oh, it'’s, uh, it'’s not
a real place, Margo.

It'’s --
It'’s off the telly.

Uh, the other one
was bald with red ears,

looked like a Tory party leader

from a few years back.

William Hague.

Okay, so, wait,
you'’ve lost me a bit.

You think the two men

who assaulted the chief
superintendent's nan

parked in the next street?

Yes, and if they did,

I'’ve got a good description
of the car.

I'll call you tomorrow,
see how he's settled in.

-Martha: Okay.
-Humphrey: Okay.

[ Imitating car engine revving ]

Do you think we should have
mentioned it's our wedding day?

She wouldn'’t have left him.

He would have had to stay
with strangers.

Yes.

So how'’s this going to work?

We'’ll think of something.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, he'’s very excited.

You know where I am.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Thank you,
Hannah.

-Thank you.
-Hannah: Bye!

I still need to find Mum.

Okay. You do that.
I'’ll keep Ryan with me.

-Martha: Okay.
-We haven'’t got long.

What about, um, your hair,
your makeup?

Oh, you'’ll just have to
take me as I am.

So the next time I'll see you
will be at the church.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Okay.

♪♪

Good news or bad news?

Esther: Good.

Here'’s a list of all collectors
and dealers in a 50 mile radius

who specialise in Art Deco.

Great.

Bad news?

There'’s 53 of them.

-Oh.
-And we haven'’t got long.

We'’ve got a wedding
in three hours.

Oh, and I ran checks
on all the staff.

All came back clean
as a whistle.

-Thanks, Margo.
-Margo: Mm-hm.

There'’s 37 cars
that could fit the description

registered to houses
in the area.

They might not be local.

For all we know, they could be
based in Exeter

or Bristol, even.

Do you have even
a partial number plate?

No.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Where did you go last time
we met? ♪

Sorry to hear
about your granddad.

It was really sad.
Mum cried loads.

I bet she did.

He left me £3,000
and a bunch of books.

Charles...Dickens.

[ Chuckles ]

Well, they're really good books.
You should read them.

Some of them are really fat.

Well, that'’s the thing
with books.

You see, they come
in all shapes and sizes.

How long will I be here for?

Humphrey: Um...

That depends on how quickly
your mum gets better.

-Will she die, too?
-Humphrey: No.

No, of course not.

Hannah says she should
be home in a few weeks.

So, you know, think of this
as like a -- like a holiday.

-Can we go to Disneyland?
-[ Chuckles ]

You know what?
I'’m not sure.

Um, I think that'’s a question
for Martha,

and probably your mum.

Can I sleep in the boat?

Ah. We'’ve sort of moved
in the house.

-Boring.
-Yeah, it is rather.

Yeah, I'’ll see what I can do,
okay?

Right.

What next?

We got two hours.

Walk on the beach?

Amusements?

Nah, they'’re for kids.

Hmm.

I rather like amusements.

There'’s the aquarium.

No.

Okay. Then you tell me
where you'’d like to go.

Another ice cream.

Humphrey: Another one?

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

Hello, Ryan.
What are you doing here?

He hasn'’t been nicking
sausage rolls again, has he?

Uh, no.
Uh, no,

he is going to be staying with
me and Martha for a few weeks.

Wow.
That'’s exciting.

Shouldn'’t you be somewhere?

Ah, um, yes.
Uh...

I'’m going to sleep on a boat.

Really? Well, that'’ll be cool.

Well, y-y-yes.
Um --

Come on.
Let'’s get you a biscuit.

Uh, hello.
So, um, how are things?

Okay. The station house
review went in today.

Oh, gosh.
Yes, I'’ve forgotten about that.

The panel'’s meeting
this afternoon.

Right. When will we hear?

Soon,

though I'm not sure if it'’ll be
held up

by the chief super.

Why?

Her nan
was assaulted this morning.

Oh, crikey. Is she all right?

Two blokes talked their way
into her house,

got onto her computer,
and emptied her bank accounts.

One of them pushed her.

We think she'’s broken her arm,
but she'’s in A&E now.

Kelby'’s working on it,
and he'’s identified

two suspects.

Kelby: Um...

William Hague and the, uh,
bloke off "Coronation Street"?

Well, we'’re obviously.

Not suggesting it'’s the real
William Hague or Peter Barlow,

for that matter.

It'’s just how the witness
described the two men.

Okay. Anything else?

The museum was broken
into last night.

Someone stole an antique.

An Art Deco statuette
worth around £75,000.

Really?

Yeah. It'’s such a shame.

The museum'’s been there
as long as I can remember,

and now it might have to
shut down because of it.

-What do you have?
-Esther: Not much.

A door at the rear
of the building

was forced open,
but the alarm was on,

yet somehow,
they didn'’t set it off.

Eh, faulty alarm?

Serviced recently, and the box
wasn'’t tampered with.

It'’s a bit of a mystery.

Cameras?

Nothing that helps.

Can I see the file?

I was hoping
you might say that.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Telephone ringing ]

Margo:
Shipton Abbott police station.

-Forensics?
-Nothing.

Kelby: Sir. I thought
you were getting married today.

I am. Any progress
on the chief super'’s nan?

Yes, sir. One of the shops
had a security camera,

and I think I found the car.

Is that...

Yes.

Right. Here we go. Look.

There.

See, it pulls up
outside the coffee shop.

That must be Peter Barlow.

And William Hague
is waiting in the car?

He comes back out,
then he goes back in the car.

Then...
Look.

I ran the number plate
and I got an AMPR hit.

It'’s parked in the pay and
display car park on the front.

Excellent work, Kelby.

Do you think I should
call it in to the hub?

No.
You'’ve done all the hard work.

Don'’t let them
get all the glory.

I'’ll get you a car
and meet you there.

Uh, Kelby.

Do you know what period
this recording covers?

Kelby:
Uh, 48 hours, I think.

Uh, up 'til lunchtime today,

when we pulled
the memory stick out.

Wish me luck.

Ah, yes.

-Be careful.
-Esther: Good luck.

Humphrey:
You found something else?

Uh, not sure, but look.

You can clearly
see the museum.

So this is Douglas and Mark
coming out

when they looked up
just before 6:00.

Oh, look, there'’s me,
on my way to the hotel.

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Yeah, they'’re
basically long donuts.

Discovered him in Benidorm.

They had a little van
on the front.

-No thanks.
-Hmm.

[ Sighs ]. Nothing.

Humphrey: It'’s not very
surprising, since we know

they entered through
the rear of the building.

So what do we know?
Facts, facts, facts.

-We know the bronze was stolen.
-Yes.

-The door was forced open.
-Yes.

What else?

That the alarm
didn'’t go off.

So three things.

The question is,
how does it all fit together?

Oh, look. There'’s you.

Oh, I must still have
the tape running.

[ Chuckles ]

Who'’s that?

Paris.
She went to school with Zoe.

Her boyfriend, Mark,
works at the museum.

And have you ruled them out?

I mean, it would be easier
to tamper with the alarm

if you worked there,
or your boyfriend did.

But if you did work there,

wouldn'’t you just leave
the door open before you left?

Unless you wanted it
to look like a break-in.

But none of that explains
why the alarm didn'’t go off.

No.
No, it doesn'’t.

Billy: You should come
to the hub, Kelbs.

It'’s got everything there.
Three coffee shops, canteen,

a restroom
with a chocolate drawer,

and they have pies delivered
every Thursday.

No, thanks.
I like it where I am.

You got nothing there.
Stuck out here on your own.

We got a kettle, and Margo
has a biscuit tin.

Whoopee.

Kelby: That's them.

-Are you sure?
-Kelby: Positive.

I'’ll call for backup.
Go, go, go.

I thought you were the backup.

Man: Roger that.

[ Sirens wailing ]

♪♪

Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Easy.

Don'’t do it. Don'’t do it.

Yes, go and get him. I'm
right behind you, Kelbs. Go on.

Yes.

♪♪

♪♪

Man: Oi! You got --

♪♪

[ Car horn honks ]

♪♪

♪♪

Oh. Here you go.

♪♪

Kelby: [ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ]
Look.

Whichever it is,

the alarm must have been
tampered with in some way.

The evidence
suggests otherwise,

and we'’re all guilty
of wanting evidence

to back up what
we already think, aren'’t we?

When in fact, we should simply
accept the evidence

for what it is
and adapt our thinking to fit.

Sometimes we become so fixated
on what we want to see.

Now you'’ve lost me.

Alright, what if the statuette
wasn'’t stolen?

We know it was.
Unless Douglas is a liar,

and I don'’t believe that.

I don'’t doubt that he
believed what he told you,

and you'’ve been looking for
evidence that supported that.

Of course.

But if we accept that Douglas
doesn'’t know

what actually happened,
which he doesn'’t,

then let'’s try a theory
that fits the evidence,

rather than try to find evidence
that fits a theory.

We can be sure that he and Mark
locked up the museum

in the way they always did.

Mr. Bevan.

♪♪

We can be sure of that,
because that'’s what Douglas saw.

[ Buttons beeping ]

-Mark: 'Night, Mr. Bevan.
-Douglas: 'Night, Mark.

So it'’s exactly as he said.

It'’s exactly as he saw.

What about what he didn'’t see?

♪♪

♪♪

[ Buttons beeping ]

But how can you
possibly know that?

I don'’t.

But it'’s the only thing
that fits the evidence.

We know that the door
was forced open.

Well, let'’s discount
that for now.

Surely, the most obvious reason

for the alarm
not to be triggered

was that no one
actually went into the museum.

So the statuette was either
stolen before the alarm was set

or after
it was disarmed.

Exactly.

Then it could
only be Douglas or Mark.

Yes, but in order to make
it look like a robbery...

They went back that night
to force open the door.

And you'’ve already
ruled out Douglas.

-It must be Mark.
-Yeah.

And he would know
that security camera

couldn'’t see the door.

So the alarm never went off

because no one actually
entered the museum.

Because the bronze
had already been stolen.

But he still had to get
it out without Douglass seeing.

Ah.

Now that was the clever bit.

I hope you'’re not keeping
young Mark away from his work.

Mark: It'’s her mum'’s birthday.

We'’re trying to find
her something.

Well, make sure you use
your staff discount for her.

Paris: Oh, thank you.

You'’re very welcome.

See anything you like?

Don'’t forget my staff
discount.

See, at first, I thought
the bronze must still be

hidden somewhere in the museum,

but then I saw this.

Esther: Paris.

The vase is the perfect size,
don'’t you think?

[ Gasps ] She said she was
buying a gift for her mum.

Oh, the little cow even saw me
on the way into the museum,

knowing
what she was going to do.

But that'’s brilliant.

Humphrey: Oh, not really. You'’d
already done all the hard work.

I just came along
at the last moment

and sprinkled some hundreds
and thousands on the top.

Sorry to interrupt, but have
you any idea what the time is?

I mean, me and Esther
have to go and get changed,

and I'’m pretty sure
you should be doing the same.

Margo.

You'’re getting married.

Crikey! Yes, I am!

Oh, I'’ll drop you off.
Come on.

-Esther: Come on.
-Time to go.

I'’m not finished.

Come on.
You can watch it later.

On the honeymoon.

♪ Weight of the world
on my shoulders ♪

Anne: Leave your message
after the tone. Thank you.

[ Beep ]

♪ Brings me to my knees
sometimes ♪

♪ There'’s fire on the mountain ♪

♪ And the water'’s on the rise ♪

♪ Bow my head,
close my tired eyes ♪

Mum?

♪ You say, "Darling, it'll
be all right" ♪

♪ "I will hold you tonight" ♪

♪ For the night
and the years to come ♪

♪ I'll hold you in my arms ♪

♪ That'’s right ♪

♪ 'Til death do us part,
I meant every word ♪

♪ When I stood by you
and said your name ♪

♪♪

♪♪

What'’s going on?

Sorry.

Not being a terribly good
foster parent, am I?

Okay, look, the thing is,

me and Martha are supposed
to be getting married today,

but we didn'’t want to say
anything in case they decided

you wouldn'’t be able
to stay with us after all.

-You'’re getting married?
-Yes.

-Can I come?
-Come?

Yeah, of course you can.

Yeah, in fact, I decided that I
didn'’t really want a best man.

I never quite saw
the point of it, if I'’m honest.

But I'd very much like you
to be my best man.

Me?

Can'’t think
of anyone better.

Would they have any food there?

'Cause I'’m a bit hungry.

A feast.

Okay, I'm in.

Excellent.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

How do I look?

Like...a teacher.

Well, it'’s not quite the look
I was going for,

but it'’s all I'’ve got.

Right. Let'’s go.

[ Mobile ringing ]

[ Sighs ]

Martha.

Humphrey:
She cancelled everything?

Martha: Church, cars, reception.
Everything.

-Humphrey: Where is she now?
-Martha: No idea.

I'’ve left her a message to say
I was coming here to meet you.

Humphrey: Well, I know we asked
her to scale things back a bit,

but to cancel everything...

Why would she do that?

Because I didn'’t
want you holding it over me

for the rest of my life.

That I'’d ruined
your wedding day.

We'’d never have done that.

Of course you would've.
I wouldn'’t expect anything less.

I'’ve managed to cancel
everything,

except for the canapés and
the champagne for the arrival.

They'’re in the boot of the car.

I messaged as many
of the guests as I could.

We can arrange it all again
for another day, together.

Oh, Mum.

Are we still getting food?

Not entirely sure.

Esther: There they are.

We went to your B&B
to see what happened,

and they said
you were down here.

Uh, yeah. There'’s been
a slight change of plan.

Esther: Is everything all right?

Martha: Everything'’s fine.

-There'’s Kelby.
-I got your message.

Have I missed it?

-Margo: It'’s been cancelled.
-No. Not cancelled. Postponed.

Did you get your man.

Both locked up.

-Oh, well done, you.
-What'’s this?

Well, it seems that Kelby
has apprehended Peter Barlow

from "Coronation Street"
and William Hague

on suspicion of assault
and theft.

I'’m not even going to ask.

Now, since we'’re all here,
is anyone hungry?

I'’m starving.

-Me too.
-Right.

Now, Zoe, you come and help me
get the canapés in the boot.

And you. Come on.

Waste not, want not.

[ Chuckles ]

You look absolutely
beautiful, by the way.

You'’re not so bad yourself.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

No, you'’re not having any.
I told you.

Isn'’t it funny
how things work out?

This is exactly how
we envisaged our wedding day.

Without the getting
married part.

-Do you mind?
-No.

I mean, we'll still do it.

We'’ll just think of this
as a dress rehearsal.

Hmm. I'’m not sure about that.

The last time you had
a dress rehearsal, someone died.

Steam train. Remember?

Oh, yes.

But everyone
looks okay so far.

Did you invite
the chief superintendent?

No.
Ma'’am.

It seems you'’ve had a very
productive day, Inspector.

The two bogus Internet engineers
are in custody,

and I got a call
from Douglas Bevan at the museum

telling me what a good job
you did retrieving

the stolen bronze.

It was a team effort, ma'’am.

Charlie:
I don'’t doubt it, Sergeant.

Anyway, I don'’t want to disturb
your, um...

whatever this is.

I just thought I'’d let you know

we'’ve concluded our review

into the Shipton Abbott
station house,

and I thought you should know
sooner rather than later,

but it seems there is a place

for an element
of community policing,

and Shipton Abbott, after all.

[ Chuckles ]

Charlie: I'’m sure you'’ll be
tempted to believe

it had something to do with you

apprehending the men
who assaulted my grandmother,

and I can'’t say that that
didn'’t highlight your strengths,

but the truth is,
your stats are excellent.

The decision was based
purely on merit.

Thank you, ma'’am.

You'’re very welcome,
Inspector.

Please stay and have a canapé.

What are we celebrating
exactly?

Not getting married.

-Right.
-Did you change your mind, then?

60s workout.

Oh. Sorry, Sandy.

Uh, no. I'’m not
really dressed for it.

Next time, though.

[ Chuckles ]

Yes.

Kelby, can I have a word?

Uh, yeah, sure.

[ Dusty Springfield's "I Only
Want to Be with You" plays ]

♪♪

I just wanted to say
thank you

for the way you treated
my grandmother.

Not as your superior officer,
but as a granddaughter.

That'’s okay, ma'am.
She'’s a very lovely lady.

Yeah. Yeah, she is.

But even so, you'’ve treated her
with kindness and respect.

And you listened to her,
properly,

and I'’m not sure
I do that all the time.

So thank you.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Gasps ]

I can't believe it.

What do I do with this?

Ah.
He was my best man.

Of course you were.

Thank you, Ryan.

Martha Lloyd, will you do me the
honour of not marrying me today?

It would be a pleasure.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ That ever since we met, you've
had a hold on me ♪

♪ No matter what you do ♪

♪ I only want to be with you ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ You stopped and you smiled
at me ♪

♪ And asked if I'd care
to dance ♪

♪ I fell into your open arms ♪

♪ And I didn't stand a chance ♪

♪ Now hear me tell you ♪

♪ I just want to be beside you
everywhere ♪

♪ As long as we're together,
honey, I don't care ♪

♪ 'Cause you've started
something ♪

♪ Oh, can't you see? ♪

♪ That ever since we met,
you've had a hold on me ♪

♪ No matter what you do ♪

♪ I only want to be with you ♪