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summer skies and laughing eyes and i

think i'm in love again

love

that is

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chances are you win

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as the changes come before you

open up your eyes

let the changes

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oh

that is the answer

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to all the questions in your eyes

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chances are you win

with beginners on your side

chances are you win

as the changes come before you

open up your eyes

let the changes

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hey

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what are you doing mike

cut it out will ya

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watch it mike mike

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kenny are you all right

why could you do that for

kenny are you okay

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hello kenny oh hello

why are you watering the grass when

you're leaving

just to have it

i guess you're excited about your trip

yeah i'm excited

your dad asked me to bring his briefcase

over um he's right inside

well i guess i'll go in then

charles

hello hi pam

darling you shouldn't be doing that by

yourself why isn't kenny helping you i

couldn't stand the sad look at his face

any longer i sent him outside is he

still upset about leaving can't blame

him we stay put long enough somewhere

for him to make friends and now we're

off again you'll make new friends

besides i like the idea of having you to

myself for a change

pamela

i'll never get packed

honey

remind me never to collect books again

right that's enough

i don't think kenny likes me

don't be silly really he's very cool

with me oh he's been like that with

everyone since his mother died he'll get

used to you

remember it took me quite a while

the trouble is he still thinks of me

only as your secretary

maybe if you told him about us it would

make it easier well i'll tell him when i

think the time is right before he leaves

today

no that certainly expresses your

feelings about me now what's that got to

do with it if you really love me you'd

want to tell him about us but one thing

has nothing to do with the other look he

was very close to his mother it's a bit

soon to suddenly tell him he's gonna

have a new one or perhaps you had no

intention of marrying me so why tell him

do you really believe that

i do

i'll tell him before he leaves all right

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you're not going to be the same without

kenny is it i don't know he hasn't left

yet ask me tomorrow

you don't like kenny too much do you

sure i like him it's just that i can't

kid around with him like i can with you

well he's upset about leaving

that's no reason to push me off my bike

is it

oh come on mike you forced him off the

road and you know it i did not if you

were racing that's all

well anyway before he leaves tonight we

had to do something really special you

know something can remember how about

burning down the school come on mike be

serious let's do something really groovy

for him look

i just don't feel like doing anything

for the guy

he's been so moody lately

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hey kitty oh hi

that's water it's great

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hi mike how you doing

i got him to come

kenny you finished packing yet

yeah

hey you know who's gonna really miss you

oh rebecca stanton come on no no kidding

that's what she told mike at school last

week

did you ever make out with her of course

not she's just a kid

hey kenny when you leaving

six o'clock

is it okay if we come down the airport

and see y'all

sure that'd be great

hey kenny

hey how far is buffalo from silver

springs

it's a lot closer than it is from here

are we still gonna meet there like we

planned

sure if my grandmother lets me go why

wouldn't she

our grandmothers are like that they're

old

not mine she just got back from florida

thank you

oh hi

is rebecca home

well do you know where she is

do you know when she'll be back

nope

your mother home

could i speak to her please

she's sleeping she's sleeping

listen

can you give her a back-up message for

me um tell her kenny

that's me okay i'm leaving at six

o'clock wait wait wait wait

it's united airlines

flight 602 okay now you got it

okay can you remember that

sure

listen maybe you better write it down i

can't write

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flight 602 now ready to board and gate

12.

that's yours hey dad

i've been thinking yeah no

i thought it over last night are you

sure i can't go to chicago with you

cannot be there less than a week then

i'll be off again someplace else i'd be

in the way huh no it's not a question of

being in the way

it's not the right kind of life for a

young boy traveling all around the

country

i don't care i just want to go with you

this is a big break for me kenny

i'm not going to get many more at my age

and

i gotta make the most of it i understand

this company really believes in me and

if i convince them of my worth they'll

probably set me up one of their regional

offices and i can stay put for once in

my life

we can buy a home like when you saw them

at the lake remember

well how long is it gonna take

two years

yeah we'll have a place of our own we

can sit on the front porch fish

by then you'll probably have a girl over

like devil dating sound good to you yeah

sounds great

two years you can do that standing on

your head right you're right hey we

gotta rush we gotta check that plane

hey kenny kenny

wait up i gotta go i didn't think we

were gonna find you guys why it's great

you came there were so many people back

there in the lobby wow thanks for coming

how are you mr leeds hi how are you boys

i'm fine thanks fine thanks

hey i want to take your picture before i

forget oh you're getting with ken and

mike and i'll take one of yours

ready

okay smile

thanks a lot mr lee you're welcome hey

kenny i'll send you the pictures when i

get them done okay that'll be great yes

they come out shut up hey uh

i got you a box of chocolates to

remember me by oh thanks kenny

aren't you going to open them yeah well

maybe a better way to get on the plane

in case they explode or something come

on kenny

listen guys thanks for coming down and

don't forget to write me about

silversmiths hey don't forget to ride us

either okay i won't let's hear from you

now okay bye hey take it easy kenny

light 602

is now in the final boarding stages and

game 12. hey kenny

hey look uh i'm really sorry about the

other day you know on the bikes and

everything

while i'm sorry too

how hard feeling sad still friends yeah

i'm sure

see you later

first chance i get off live and spend a

couple days

my secretary ms williams asked me to say

goodbye for her

she wanted to come down herself but you

know she could get away from the office

she's very fond of you

like her don't you

well i don't know dad i never thought

about it

you

don't dislike it

no i i hardly know it

kenny

how would you feel about it for flight

602

departing at gate 12. i'd better go

take care of yourself son

kenny

a little

something extra for your trip

thanks

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so

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dear tommy and mike

i got your letter this morning it sure

sounds like you guys are having a great

time without me

well i've been having a great time too

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my grandparents are really a lot of fun

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i was surprised to hear you went to the

carnival with alvin goren if i remember

right we didn't like him too much when i

was home

i met a bunch of great guys we play

baseball in the park every afternoon

my team is the astros

they want to make me captain of the team

but i got too many other things to do

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you're gonna kill sitting there

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they've got a big lake here

and i go sailing every weekend

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the kids here are much friendlier than

they are back home

and you ought to see the high school

i'll be going next semester

it's as big as a college

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yeah

could i have a coat please no i just

look here um large

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thanks

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dear tommy and mike

i got your letter yesterday but i was

too busy to answer right away

the new girls you said you met sound

nice

i feel like those young teeny bopper

types

oh hi joe hi

how's it going

give me something cold and wet will you

how about a coke anything frankie as

long as it's got ice in it

i've been hanging around with a couple

of older guys frankie and joe

frankie's about

21.

and joe

well is at least

23. well frankie's a manager at meyer's

drugstore and joe

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um smoke's too much

there

well what do you say frankie about

saturday huh i don't know

it's different with you guys

rosie and i are going steady now

ah what are you talking about

nick goes steady too it doesn't stop him

having a little fun on the side does it

anyway going to niagara falls is

different it's a it's not like cheating

but why niagara because that's where

they are man we just shoot across the

border and there we are i tell you

frankie you've never seen a place like

this before in your life they got the

most beautiful broads the price is right

and there's no chance of catching

you uh writing a book kid um no just a

letter i was writing a letter uh-huh

sure

joe and frankie and me go over to

niagara falls canada a lot

well there's this house there called

rosie's

with the most beautiful broads

and the price is right if you know what

i mean

we're going over to rosie's again

tonight

about silver springs i'm still working

on it

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oh

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hello hi kenny it's me tommy

tommy hi how are you come on give me the

phone it's my turn i haven't said

anything yet you said hi come on give me

the phone

it's my friends from back home

ah

oh mike is that you yeah we wanted to

surprise you boy you sure

hey kenny listen you wouldn't believe

this place we got a giant suite we got a

shower inside the bathtub we got

everything oh it sounds fantastic we

just ordered room service yeah and they

told us that they give us clean sheets

every morning on the beds

what are you guys doing here

what are we doing here are you kidding

we came to see you

great hey listen we can all go to silver

springs together oh that's the silver

springs we want to go to niagara falls

niagara falls canada you know niagara

falls canada

what for he says what for kenny

we want to go to that place you told us

about

you know

rosie's

you know like

with all the beautiful broads and

everything

yeah our parents think we're down in

silver springs yeah they should only

know huh kenny

how soon can you make it down to the

hotel

yeah how soon kenny

can you there

hey kitty

i have to catch a bus

we'll catch it and come on let's get

going um it takes about 20 minutes

i have to finish the lawn first i have

to mow the lawn

mow the lawn

we come all the way up here and you have

to mow the lawn

it won't take long

look we're in room 507 that's on the

fifth floor look we're gonna sit right

here and wait for you so hurry up

okay okay bye

mow the lawn

foreign

five

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you did say five oh

oh 507

that way

what's the matter don't you find me

attractive i came here to discuss your

medical history

let's make our own history doctor

kenny yeah

kenny come on in glad to see you guys

you never get here hey this place is

pretty snazzy isn't it what do you think

oh it sure is

hey where do you see what we got come on

champagne oh very nice yeah we've been

saving it until you got here why did you

guys get it how did we get it listen i

called the waiter you know and so he

came up and we hid in the bathroom it

was great we just laid the money on the

bed see and we left the shower going

there's all sorts of water so mike

started yelling out i just yelled at him

i said look just put it on the table

because we left the money on the bed

oh it's fantastic the guy actually left

it a toast

to rosie's

well come on

oh yeah

to rosie's

rosies

rosies

why it's good isn't it

yeah great

um listen you guys wait here and i'll go

downstairs i'll be right back what

will you have champagne and i'll go down

and um get some caviar cause well that's

what they always have with it

let's go to rosie's camp

i got to tell you guys something

what

what oh we uh uh we have to uh

we got to break the glass

break the glass

why

well you want to do this right and

that's what you do you break the glass

for good luck

okay

come on let's go mike would you do that

before we're gonna get thrown out of

here look he said break the glass so i

broke the glass now come on it's your

turn i'm not gonna break the glass

that's done

will you come on i i i've got to break

my glass

come on kenny for luck

can you will you please hurry up

this is gonna be great you guys isn't it

don't you know of course she doesn't

this is probably his first time with a

girl it is not i just know it's gonna be

great three of us being together and all

what's it like kitty i mean what kind of

place is it well

it's uh

it's it's dark dark

they don't want you to see what you're

doing

they don't um what's the matter haven't

you ever been to one before oh yeah sure

i have oh yeah where

back home where back home

oh uh past pikes bridge by the lake yeah

by the lake which side north or south no

what is this the third degree or

something where come on tell us

well

i almost wanted to win once

i guess you guys know this trip's gonna

be expensive what are you talking about

we checked at the bus depot it's less

than a buck to niagara well that's not

what i mean it costs to get into roses

you know you mean like a cover charge

well sure what do you think they're

gonna let you in for free that's how

they make half their money just charging

you to get in look how much is it gonna

cost

well how much do you guys have i got

about 15 bucks yeah i got 10. that's a

problem they cost at least 15 each for

everything

watcher changes things

you've got an extra 10 bucks didn't you

that's for pajamas you don't need

pajamas or rosies look my mom gave me

that money to buy some but you don't

need pajamas yes i do you don't need

them oh yes he needs him okay i don't

need pajamas he doesn't need them

if it costs 15 bucks how can you afford

to go so many times they give me a

discount what a what what do you mean

what i've never heard of a discount in a

place like that yeah hey look you guys

asked me and i told you

well i don't mean the girls oh i mean at

the door well they dropped the cover

charge for me because i'm such a regular

customer

oh

do you think you can get us in for free

too yeah yeah maybe

greyhound coach 63 for rochester albany

and new york now boarding and platform

vi

all passengers are bored please

won't be long now huh

that'll boy kitty

i gotta get something to read uh you

want anything no

hey

boy it won't be long now before we get

there huh man you know it i can't wait

till i get to rosie's

hey what kind of girl are you gonna get

i don't know let me think about it

i like them slinky and slender

slinky and slender yeah

i like them with red hair too

in other words you like a skinny redhead

i didn't say skinny i said slender to

each his own

what kind do you like

blonde

a nice little blonde

like that one over there

you like them plump huh

plump

she's not plump she's just not skinny

that's all

greyhound coach number 21 for cleveland

and chicago now boarding at platform

three

you know i don't even care she's got

green hair just like she's got

everything else right

hey what'd your first girl look like huh

well you said this won't be your first

who was oh nobody you know mike yeah i

know everybody you know do you know jane

shane

no see you don't know everybody i know

gray line coach number 118 for niagara

falls now boarding at platform one

that's us

roses here we come kenny

hey

these girls they're really pretty huh

well they're not uh beauties yeah

they're all right

do you get your choice

yeah you have your pig don't don't worry

about it

oh i'm not worried or anything i was

just wondering

what if you get one that doesn't like to

talk

talk

you're not going there to talk

i mean

well if you want to talk

call him on the phone

well well if you do get one that doesn't

like to talk

well

i mean can you trade her in for another

one

well i always like a girl that's a good

conversationalist

hey look tommy don't get upset about it

if you really want to talk to the girls

all you got to do is say let's talk

they'll talk to you yeah

what do you talk about

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can i have some dyes please

oh thank you

hey here's some information on niagara

and it has all points of interest see if

you can find rosie's come on you guys

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hey

it says here that 40 million gallons of

water go over the falls every minute

yeah what does that work out to in a

month wow this bridge is really high

took nine seconds for my gum to hit the

water

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hey look i'm standing in two countries

at the same time

come here you guys the maid of the mess

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what look

i heard about the mate of the miss back

home it goes right under the falls oh

you're crazy it's sink no kidding right

under the falls

come on

hey we gotta go on that

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what's going on they're asking everybody

questions how come they're stopping us

kenny

uh they always do they just always do

they didn't stop respecting the u.s

customs

well they don't care who's leaving josh

is coming in why why do i look like

royal mounties

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oh hello

united states

and you me too what's the purpose of

your visit to canada we were looking

we're just sightseeing you're a citizen

of what country united states how long

do you plan to stay in canada just today

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hello boy that was scary just think

we're in a foreign country hey let's go

to the maid of the myth we didn't come

all the way up here to take a ride on

some old waterlogged boats

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canadians don't look any different than

anybody else

well which way to rosie's

listen

yeah

oh it's that way how far is it hey don't

you ever get tired of asking questions

you mad about something kenny no but you

guys are acting like a bunch of sex

fiends

anyway it's still early yet

let's look around a while there's a

million things to do like what

come on i'll show you

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listen kenny i've had enough of this wax

museum stuff i want the real stuff now

there's still plenty to see mike

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so

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oh wow it's really soft huh you imagine

going over that in a barrel

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so

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so

isn't it beautiful here

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look we've been above the falls below

the falls behind the falls we've been

everywhere in this town except roses

look we've eaten and we've rested so can

we please go now

rested

i'm really bushed after all that walking

around why don't we just sit here and

relax a while i didn't come all the way

up here to relax

well can i please finish my hot dog eat

it on the way come on will ya tommy

hold it

what's the matter

that's randy barrett

who's randy barrett she's in my biology

class she's got the biggest mouth in

school if she sees me she'll tell my

folks they'll find out we were up here

come on

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it's that way

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hey wait a minute we came up the same

street about 10 minutes ago well yeah i

know

well i was trying a shortcut and i got

mixed up

maybe if i take you guys the regular way

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it's that way

i'm so tired i'll be ready for bed by

the time i get there

that's your idea tommy

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there it is

well this is it guys this is rosie's

what

this dirty old dump

but kenny it's all boarded up oh oh they

must have raided the place

raided yeah

geez of all the rotten luck

boy when they raid a place they really

rate it look kenny they even took the

sign down well that's great just great

yeah that that's great yeah we came all

the way up here for absolutely nothing

hey there's always silver springs well

that's just silver springs hey what are

you getting sort me for i didn't plan it

or anything

this can't be the only one can it i mean

there must be other places around huh

yeah sure kenny there must be dozens

is this the only one you know about yeah

i'm afraid so do you think we can find

another

sure why not

well

how

do we ask somebody

yeah go ask you

i can't go ask a total stranger

something like that sure you can he

looks like this i would know just going

up and ask him no i can't yeah come on

go on

sir

sir excuse me well my my friends and me

were new here in town like we um

but we were wondering

well

could you tell me where the nearest

warehouse is please

sure

you'll see this great big house in a

corner

oh

boy really thanks a lot don't mention it

oh really really thanks emily that's

really great

we got it boy that was sure nice of him

hey come on i know where it is

boy it's a lot more colorful than

rosie's it's just an apartment store

i know it

that guy was putting me on

excuse me sir

that's just great come here you guys i

know where one is come on follow me

hey now this is it

this doesn't look like one either yeah

how would you know

wow hope they look like that yeah come

on hey wait

with the love we've been having why

don't we just go in the middle of this

and call it a day i got a feeling our

luck's changing come on i'll tell you

one thing a bad day's a bad day we're

jinxed

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oh

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me

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easy

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oh

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this is the place

it is

sure

hey did roses look like this inside oh

not exactly course not stoop this is a

bar

but any girl who works here is the same

as a girl from rosie's

how about that huh

yeah she's neat

don't you think she's a little too old

for you guys

not for me

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yes but i've already tried that number

there's no answer

can you think of any other place he

might be

it's terribly important

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hey bartender

uh three beers

uh i'd rather have a dr pepper

all right let's see your identification

oh well we didn't bring any with us

we're tourists americans well now you

must have some kind of identification

like a driver's license uh no we don't

drive

okay kids you've had your fun shove off

we don't have to get rough about it just

ask us to leave molly you're a big man a

nice way to treat friendly neighbors

would you please try to locate him

get him to leave a number where he can

be reached

i'll call you back in a few minutes

hey baby you're too good for this place

why don't you come to all the states

with us where people have some manners

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what a put down forget it there must be

dozens of bars around here we'll find

one don't order beer next time

boys

excuse me

are you really going to the states

we'll go anywhere you want do you want

some company oh you sure would

all right would you wait here a minute

uh where are you going i'm just to make

a telephone call come on right back

right back

wow did you see that she's beautiful

what a face i knew he'd find him you

guys look it's all pretty easy to me

that's how it is tommy they just come up

to you to say excuse me she wants to go

across the border with us mike yeah so

what

well if you ask me i think she's a

russian she's just using us to get her

across the border did you ever see a

russian that looked like that does she

talk like a russian you know she's

probably calling right now yeah she's

probably canceling another appointment i

think should make more off of us huh

mike

she's probably calling up her contact

saying look i got three dum-dums to

smuggle me across the border no she

isn't kenny listen doesn't seem kind of

strange to you that she didn't invite us

up her room you know i'm ready should we

go anywhere you want

have you ever been to america before no

i haven't

since we're gonna be traveling together

i think i should know your names i'm

mike

i'm kenny he's tommy what's your name

anna that's a pretty name

what's your last name anna just anna

are you a russian

no i'm not a russian he has a weird

sense of humor he's just a kid

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boys

before we go ahead with this there's

something i ought to tell you you may

have trouble getting across with me i

told you so shut up i don't have my

passport with me you don't need a

passport we don't have one you're

americans well canadians go back and

forth all the time i'm not canadian i'm

english

look just walk through they won't ask

for a passport

hey

how come you're so worried well if they

stop us they'll notice my accident ask

for my passport well just don't say

anything if they ask you something we'll

talk for you well that's what i thought

if we all go as a group we could tell

him you're deaf and dumb yeah or we

could tell him she has laryngitis or

something

don't worry we'll get you across just

flash with smile they'll let you through

well i just thought i would tell you

because if i get caught you may get into

trouble we may get into trouble let's

stay here well i'm not worried i'm not

either come on

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you might

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i'd just like to know what we're doing

smothering someone across a border i

mean i thought we came here to get a

girl what does she look like a giraffe

so what if we get her across what then

well what do you think we do her a favor

and she does us three favors no she

won't a bad day's a bad day

we should have gone on the mate of the

myths if you mention made of the mist

one more time i'm gonna belt you

listen if they ask her anything it'll be

where she's from right yeah

so if she says someplace in the state

that's it

what about her accent well it's only one

word let's find a city she can say

without any accent

um how about cincinnati that's even hard

for an american to say

why don't you try indianapolis come on

mike this is serious

try seeing boston

boston hey that's pretty good well even

bostonians sound funny

what if they ask me something else

don't say anything we'll answer all the

questions

come on

fast

fast bastard fast boston

see what it says imprisonment shut up

don't worry if you ask me what you're

doing in canada i'll show you my sister

on a vacation yes that's good

where were you born ladies

boston ohio

boston ohio i mean i was born in ohio

and i live in boston

where were you aboard ohio

what was your purpose for visiting

canada we just wanted to see what it was

like

bring anything back with you oh no of

course not like what

that's all thanks

hurry up anna

what were you for man

canada on business for pleasure

my sister and i were here seeing the

sights we saw the observation tower in

horseshoe falls and three wax museums

where were you born boston

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okay

oh wow oh wow that was really close i

can't tell you how much i appreciate

this you were just fantastic thank you

well you're good too

hey kenny

what give me a second oh excuse us

what's the matter we have to talk and

plan our strategy what strategy the

strategy now it's time to ask her for

our favor

now look first we got to get a room

right what's the matter with the grass

over there i mean it's handy convenient

one two three you're finished

what's the matter with you

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she's different

i've never met anyone like her before

there's something about her that's

i don't know

she's got something special

well i know she does that's why we have

to plan it out carefully

wait a minute we got a perfectly good

room back in buffalo what if she doesn't

want to go to buffalo well she came this

far didn't she she'll just go a little

farther

you just leave it to me kitty boy i'll

talk her into it

bye boys

thanks for everything

what happened what'd you say to her tom

where'd she go you blew it didn't you

honest i didn't do anything i just asked

her she knew how many gallons of water

went over the falls every minute and she

said she had to go just like that

where you going i'm going to the bus

station you leaving

why don't you stay around here for a

little while first where are you going

anyway buffalo buffalo hey that's where

kenny lives yeah as a matter of fact

we're going there right now we can all

go together all right

i mean

we taking you this far we might as well

take you the rest of the way

fine

the bus deep was right over there

next bus leaves in an hour

isn't there any other way to go to

buffalo gee i don't think so hey well

that means we can go on the main of the

mess yeah why not anna you want to go

hey come on it'll be fun

boys i'm really tired why don't you go

ahead well there's no sense when you

stand here all alone why don't you come

with us yeah you might get in trouble if

you stay here alone i'll be fine i'm not

so sure really come with us we'll show

you a good time well haven't we done all

right so far yes you have

well

wanna come

love

in the beginning

around the corner straight ahead

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and i think i'm in love again

love

that is the answer

to all the questions in your eyes

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chances are you win

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as the changes come

for you

open up your eyes

let the changes

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oh

that is the answer

to all the questions

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chances are you win

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chances are you win

as a change has come

open up your eyes

let the changes

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do you want another

no i've had quite enough thank you

are you sure positive i'll get fat

all right but if you want anything just

say okay

money's no object

well that's what my father said when

you're out with a girl money's no object

do you have a girl

you like going steady or something

no

does that sound funny what

mine are having a girl

no

you obviously like to play the field

well don't you

no

well i'd like to have a steady girl but

it's kind of hard in my case

why is that

well my dad and i are always traveling

around and i never stay put long enough

to get serious with anyone

what does he do

he's a textile salesman

is he now

i think he's in chicago with his

secretary that sounds like you resent

her

resenter

no

why i hardly know her as a matter of

fact does he always travel with her

yeah lately

sounds serious

i think he's gonna marry her

what does that do to you

why i think it's fine if she makes him

happy well marriage is great for some

people

what's the matter

nothing

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have you ever been married

what makes you think i'm not now

oh well you're not wearing a ring

well have you ever been married or

anything

what do you mean by anything

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you know you're real easy to talk to

i never met a girl i i could just sit

down and talk to like i can with you

do you know what time it is

you're really in a hurry to get buffalo

aren't you

come on the bus is ready to go

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so my buddy had this cabin down by the

lake and his old man had left him the

keys to the speedboat oh it's a real

bomb i i mean it really ripped it's the

fastest thing you've ever seen it's got

a 75 horse merc on it we got tommy up on

skis for the first time this is the

funniest thing you've ever seen right

tommy

you should have seen this thing we

really took off to get him up on the

screen and i had never gone so fast we

were doing about 50 miles an hour and i

stand up

you should have seen this guy we were

racing by buoys and everything he didn't

even know how this was stuck he was

going right for the boys the throttle

started

scary he's back there yelling and

screaming he doesn't know what to do so

i yelled at kenny i said look get in the

back and try to stop this thing so he

gets back there and he's pulling wires

off the engine and he can't do anything

he didn't even slow it oh it's really

something else hey tommy i think we can

borrow that boat again swell yeah kevin

said he and his dad are gonna take the

exact same cabin up there i can't wait

till we get out there i'm gonna try a

single ski this time

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look it's easy we'll just say come on

let's go up to the room she expects that

that's too pushy too pushy we could have

been arrested by the fbi for smuggling

her over here now you want to take her

up to the right he might get in trouble

well i'm going to ask her well then ask

him

i still can't reach him

well is there anything we can do

no you've done a knife already

thank you

kenny

tommy

mike

i really appreciate everything you've

done

goodbye

anna

uh

why don't you come up and wait in our

room we live right across the street at

the ford hotel see

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it's very nice of you but i've been in

half trouble already we don't mind

really we don't

um

we don't mind if she comes up to the

hotel do we

i don't mind and we got our own phone

too

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up

um

you got the key tommy

oh yeah

it's kind of small

no i think it's rather charming

well

here we are

um

here's the phone if you want to use it

dan oh i'd love to thank you

yes operator i'd like

474-4039 please

hello this is miss sutton again

could you tell mr heller that i'm now at

the ford hotel

it's room 507

room 507

he did

oh

well thank you very much

that was the answering service

he just called in a few minutes ago

which

probably means that he won't call back

for several hours

see that that's too bad

oh i'm so tired

i didn't sleep last night

why don't you lie down for a while

i'd love to

uh

why don't you get on covers you'd be a

lot more comfortable i think i'll get my

clothes wrinkled if i do why don't you

take them off then

all right do you mind

i don't mind

if you're our guest okay thank you

uh i'll fix this for you

how's that

beautiful thank you

i need a coke

i think we could use a coke too

come on mike

did you see that she's coming right out

of her clothes yeah

i just can't believe it she's got glass

she hasn't even asked us for any money

yet hey maybe she won't charge us i

think she kind of likes us yeah we got

to pee or something what how much she's

going to want though about 10 i don't

know

well looks you can't have some sweaty

more than we got right yeah that's right

i got 20. so

i gotta save ten why

oh no you're not gonna start with those

pajamas again

uh you're gonna put it in your shoe yeah

why not

you're going to bed with your shoes on

well who goes first

let's not talk about that now okay she's

in there getting undressed he doesn't

want to talk about it what's the matter

with you tommy

well i just want to add my coke first

okay

a little quick energy

well how are we gonna decide

odd finger great okay odd man goes first

right okay come on ready

one

two

three hey come on no hold it all

together right right come on

one

two

you could use a little quick energy too

come on okay all together

ready all right

one

two

three

ah

so wait

guys

it'll be a while yeah

it's taking a long time isn't he

isn't he

huh taking a long time

what are you thinking about

singing about colonel

your dog

what are you thinking about him for

remember that time mrs cassidy brought

over that silly looking poodle of hers

pamper yeah

they put them both out in the backyard

to play

by themselves together

i wasn't supposed to

but i watched them from my bedroom

window

god it was horrible can it

colonel howled and howled

that i'd come out turn a hose on him

what a stupid thing to remember people

aren't like dogs

of course not

come on you know they're not

boy it's about time we were getting

worried about you what's the matter

nothing's a matter what are you sore

about who saw

how was it mike come on tell us about it

look there's nothing to tell

how how'd you get started what'd you say

first

hey where are you going down in the

coffee shop

mike does she talk a lot

what's with him

beats me i thought you were supposed to

be happy afterwards

i mean i always am

call it

heads

tails

so

bad day's a bad day

anna

anna

hannah

yeah it's tommy

tommy

what is it

oh i can't i know you do this kind of

thing for a living

and i'll give you all the money i got

just do me one favor

please

just told mike and kenny that that i was

really terrific and we had a really

great time

and i'll just sit here

and that's gonna be it

and when the time's up

and you think i've been in here long

enough well

well just tell me and then i'll go out

and no one will know what really

happened because

see

i made myself a promise

that i wouldn't do this until i was

married

but if i told mike and kenny that

you laugh at me

you just laugh at me that's all

is that all right with you

eleven dollars and seventeen cents

and it's all yours

if you just promised to tell the guys i

was great

i see

what's the matter

tell me who's coming in next

well kenny

hmm

hey

anna

you won't tell him about me will you

no

thanks a lot anna i sure appreciate

this tommy

yeah

the money isn't necessary

uh you know

you're terrific

yeah that's the word for me terrific

hey thanks anna you're the greatest

okay she's all yours

where are you going down the coffee shop

i really worked up an appetite

what is it with you guys will you just

tell me

what's to tell

what happened

she was the greatest

what did you do

what did i do

what did i do

you've got to be kidding

hello

oh michael i've been trying to get you

yes i got the message but there wasn't

any explanation

what the hell are you doing down here

what i said what are you doing here

i'm here to see you of

i've got to tell you course let's talk

on the phone why don't you pick me up

now and what do i tell my wife she's

sitting in the other room

or tell her anything what have you been

telling her all these months anyway

no no

we can't see each other

what do you mean it's over

michael

michael

oh

who is it well it's kenny can i come in

no go away

i'm sorry anne

why should you be

sorry i was listening at the door when

you were on the phone

oh it's not important it's just another

chapter in anna's life

why wouldn't he see you

it's not important do you love him

what are you gonna do now go back to

canada

i guess so

you might have some trouble getting

across the border

i'd better go with you

after you've had your turn with me of

course

well i'm sorry to disappoint you but i'm

leaving i'd appreciate it if you get out

of this room so i can get dressed

can i ask you something please

what

well if you hadn't gotten that phone

call just now i mean if you weren't

upset

would you still

what is it

well did i do something wrong

please tell me

it's really important i know

i don't think i understand

why is it okay with mike and tommy

you're not with me

what's wrong with me

there's nothing wrong with you

yes there is

i'm not the same as other guys

well like mike

he's had a lot of girls

to be real honest

i never even had one

this is always happening what is

this

like about a year ago when i took out

sheila dixon

sheila is a school

what every guy in my classes is um

taking her out

one time or another

and everybody knows

you know

and so i i took her out

and she wouldn't let me

it's just like now candy

please sit down

sheila sounds like a girl with a lot of

problems

what happened that night i'm sure i had

more to do with her than to do with you

well how could that be

all the other guys that took her out had

a great time with her but how do you

know they had a great time they said so

i think you'll find young men your age

tend to exaggerate when it comes to

their experiences with women maybe so at

least they had something to exaggerate

about

i just want you to tell me

what is it about me the girls don't like

is it the way i look

oh no kenny

then what is it

you know in many ways you and i are

alike

we have no confidence in ourselves

if anyone should have confidence in

themselves it's you

you're beautiful

evidently not everyone thinks so

come on forget about him

you could have a dozen guys if you

wanted

i don't want a dozen

well

i'm always available

you're very sweet kenny

i wouldn't worry about your lack of

experience

the time hasn't been right yet that's

all

when will it be right oh kenny

you know you and i do have the same

problems

we feel that we're getting older and

life's passing us by

you just haven't met the right guy yet

no who's giving advice

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so

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hi hi

things go all right

what are you guys gonna do now

nellick is not talking

are you going to stay in buffalo for a

while what

we were talking about going to silver

springs tomorrow why well i was just

wondering that's all

listen anna's getting dressed so you can

have your room back in a few minutes

where's she going oh back to canada

did she say anything about me

i don't know

hey maybe we can go to the movies or

something

i can't i'm taking anna back to the

border

why

well she might have some trouble getting

across

she won't have any trouble besides

you'll be up half the night i already

told her i would

hey you're still coming to silver

springs aren't you sure we'll talk about

it tomorrow but we're leaving tomorrow

i still have to work it out with my

grandmother

danny i thought it was all sad

oh i'm sure she'll let me go i'll see

you tomorrow okay yeah

you know something i don't think he made

it with her

me neither

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i love you anna

i really do

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it will pass

i don't want it to

it will

every young man must have his fill of

conquests before he really loves

i think you'll find i make a far better

conquest than i'd do a love

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i don't understand you don't have to

understand it'll happen anyway

i guess you'll be going back to that bar

now

no kenny i'm not going back there

i never worked in that bar

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i was just using the telephone

and you assumed i belonged there

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but mike and tommy they said that but i

told you

young men tend to exaggerate

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but if you're not you're not from that

bar

i mean

why why why did you let

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anna

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so

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uh