Original subtitles

Wait, I could call our manager. - Oops. He doesn't exist.

Ronald Bonanza is on his way here.

I'll beat you...

Guys... The material is here.

The material. - Don't shout, or I'll drop it.

Oh hell! Please please work.

It works! - Good.

Drop it in the folder. - Good.

It's there.

Pieru. - Right.

What about this... - Our video, Piru.

Don't wait up for us. - Piru!

He really left.

He sure looks like him.

Your dad looks like Ronald Bonanza. - Guess why?

Huh? - That's him.

Hell yeah! - That was him!

Hey you! If you think there's no light

Bastards out of sight

We're the comeback of common sense

The Bic Mac of planetary diet Serving you like this

The Finnish Comedy Rappers

Did you even think of this Before you took it out on us

Maybe something's missing from the picture?

Don't get mad when the Bastards get back

Everything you laugh at is not fun

Wink and link, shout to the wind Someone will hear you

You know who will swallow The bitter tears in the end

Where the hell is Bonanza?

Why haven't we found him? - Sir, I don't know.

I promised Poljakov a Hollywood surprise.

That old asshole will be angry. - Maybe he won't remember.

There he is. Fucking hell.

Attention!

Maybe you should tell the truth? - No way!

When I visited them, Alla fucking Pugatsova was singing.

Think about that.

Parikka! - Yes.

We do have Bonanza's son here.

Refresh.

How many? - 17.

17 views.

How long has it been up? - Five hours.

How is that possible?

And now? - 24. All are our own.

Shit, this is not gonna work.

Come up with a stupid drill, he likes them.

No way! He'll be mad. - Get the fuck out of here.

I need to get my shit together.

RONALD BONANZA PARTIES IN HELSINKI!

In the Granny Galore!

Markku, it's Miettinen. How's the colonel life?

General, I meant.

You still command the rapid deployment forces?

Good.

Listen, remember how you shat your pants in 1997 in Norway?

No, I don't need them back.

But it's payback time.

Don't you know who he is?

Piru!

He's Ronald Bonanza!

Hey, commandoes took Ronald Bonanza in a chopper!

What?

Cos our video was shit.