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They're about to fuck.
- What?
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Look up Finnish Comedy Rappers.
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The croissant is raw.
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The poached egg is supposed
to be soft, not a lump.
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A drink.
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Oops.
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How about dessert?
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Rachel made
a nice chocolate mousse.
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Let me think. Should I watch a video
where I'm a total clown -
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or maybe call our manager.
- But he doesn't exist.
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Or have dessert made by
the Yankee bitch who caused this.
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She probably spit in it.
Mare, what would you do?
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Is it vegan?
- I'll ask.
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No, wait.
I know what I'll do.
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I'll draft a press release.
Finland's most promising rap group -
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broke up because of betrayal.
How about that?
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Defamation.
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The act causes harm or distress
to the injured party.
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You do know Rachel and I
are willing to settle this dispute.
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He's a handsome guy.
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Just look at him
and that jaw line. - Huh?
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They'll be fucking soon.
- Shut up.
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You're afraid of losing him.
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He's so fucking
important to me. I love him.
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I'm just so angry.
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Listen, Pietari.
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Stenu is not going anywhere.
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He's just infatuated.
It'll pass.
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Bastards forever!
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Maarit...
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I've loved you for
9 years and 4 months.
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I've done nothing about it.
Nothing.
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Because we agreed:
Bastards first.
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The band will stay together.
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What's the point?
1.9 million people think we're clowns.
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Think of it this way:
1.9 million people know who we are.
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1.9 million.
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Where the hell is my phone?
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Hey you!
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If you think there's no lightBastards out of sight
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But we're the comeback of common sense
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The Bic Mac of planetary dietServing you like this
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The Finnish Comedy Rappers
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Did you even think of thisBefore you took it out on us
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Maybe something's missingfrom the picture?
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Don't get madwhen the Bastards get back
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Everything you laugh at is not fun
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Wink and link, shout to the windSomeone will hear you
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You know who will swallowThe bitter tears in the end
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That was totally radical.
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Thank you.
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Some catchup over here!
- Can you please keep it down?
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Seriously, we're trying to enjoy
our dinner. Keep it down.
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Just eat your shit
and don't cry.
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First time in the city, dick?
- What do you mean?
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Take your bitch
the hell out of here.
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Well, look at you!
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I'll punch you...
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What's this?
- I wrote a play last night.
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That's your lines.
A lot of them.
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Poljakov won't believe
we don't want Karelia back.
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Them Russkies don't listen to
our military leadership. Parikka!
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We will surprise them. We'll deliver
the message through drama.
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All right... - We've got an ace
up our sleeve.
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Poljakov is going shit himself.
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Ronald fucking Bonanza
is on his way here.
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