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- God damn it, Danny.

What do you mean you haven't said anything to Steph?

You've been with him literally all week.

- I tried.

Hey, uh, SC, uh--

- What's up, Danny?

- You want to hear the funniest thing?

- Oh, I'd love to, man.

Oh, before you say anything, here's your company card

for all your expenses for the charity game.

You can put everything on there.

Oh, also, Kimberly,

she'll hook you up with our travel coordinator.

You can't use the Under Armour plane unless I'm on it.

But, uh, I hope you're all right with NetJets.

Is that cool? - And as far as hotels go,

Steph's an Aman guy, so just try to stick to those.

- Giri, Gani, Yara, Puri, Pulo, they all go hard, man.

- Just basically drop Steph's name anywhere,

and you'll get hooked up. People will take care of you.

It's like that. - Absolutely.

Oh, and make sure you stop by the garage.

Grab any car you want.

- To keep? - Ah, either way.

Oh, I cut you off earlier.

What was that funny thing you wanted to tell me?

- Have you seen that video with the newscaster

that is making wine?

- Really?

You didn't get one literal opportunity

to say anything?

- On my life, no.

- Penny for your thoughts?

- Oh, uh, I don't know.

You ever just sometimes look at the ocean

and feel like you're just small and insignificant

and like you don't matter in the scheme of things?

- Nope.

- Yeah, no, me neither.

And the rest of the time, he was sleeping.

I mean, the guy is a low-key nap God.

- A nap God? What is he, a little baby boy?

- You didn't even like to go to dinner past 7:30 PM.

This guy is playing a professional basketball game

at Hall of Fame levels at that time.

So, yeah, he likes to catch a few Z's, I guess.

I don't know.

Tensions are particularly high

because Sam thought that I forgot to order

the cupcakes for Charlie's birthday,

when in fact, it was Sam's job to order--

- No, tensions are high

because Danny told Stephen Curry

our daughter is dying, and he's actively planning

a massive charity basketball game in her honor.

But yeah, he also forgot to order the fucking cupcakes.

- I have the texts right here. [chuckles]

It was Sam who was supposed to order the cup--

I was supposed to order the cupcakes.

But it was Sam who was supposed to order the balloo--

I was supposed to order the balloons too.

Why do I have to do everything?

- Because I work 32 shifts a week,

and you just sit in here online shopping,

tripping balls all day.

- It's called microdosing.

- Oh, my God, here we go.

If you take, like, a dozen microdoses,

that's a regular dose.

- There are a lot of successful people

that are doing the same thing as we speak.

And I am not online shopping.

I am sourcing.

It's like, single working dad.

But if I have to do everything for you, fine, no problem.

I will Postmates it. - Do it now, then.

- 32 cupcakes. See you next Tuesday.

- Excuse you?

- That--that's when they're gonna arrive, is next Tuesday.

And that's-- that's when I'll see you.

- Danny, this whole thing's gonna blow up in your face

like it always does. - It is not.

- But worse--but worse-- - You don't know that.

- It's gonna blow up in Charlie's face.

- I'm doing this for Charlie. - She's going through

a rough time right now. - You guys can stop fighting--

about my party because no one's gonna come.

- We weren't--no. - We were not fighting.

- Everyone's coming to your party.

- We were just talking. - No. No. Literally.

- Violet G is having her birthday

on the same day as mine at Tao.

- At Tao? The nightclub Tao?

- That's bussin'.

- Dad, stop.

- Sorry, no, it didn't feel good coming out.

- Look, Violet G, I'm sure it was an accident.

I'll talk to her mom about it.

We'll work it out. It's fine.

It'll be fine. - It's fine.

- We're still gonna have your party.

- It's fine. Guys, I don't need a party.

- Charlie. - It's fine.

- You gotta have a party. - I'll be in the car.

- Babe. - Charlie.

- No one's gonna go to Tao. - Come on.

- I always have my party at my dad's store.

all: * Happy birthday *

- Which is great, except for the last couple years

when he couldn't afford to close during it.

- * How old are you now? *

- OK, kids, on this side.

On this side, everybody. - Everyone, come to this side.

- Tao it is not.

- I'm gonna talk to Violet G's mom.

You're gonna talk to Steph Curry.

You're gonna end this, or I'm gonna end you.

And I'll strap one on and I'll "Saltburn" your grave.

- Jesus Christ.

[light music]

[indistinct chatter]

[knock at door]

Ah, hey, everybody.

Um, if you could all stop what you're doing, I have a--

What are you doing? Are you having margaritas?

Don't you have a game tonight?

- No, these are placenta-ritas. You want one?

- Don't worry, it's not human. It's horse.

- Oh, I like the pig more. The pig went crazy.

- Crazy. - Remember that?

- He called it the, uh, Oinkberry Breeze.

- Oh, that was a good name, yeah.

- Ha, I like it. - Yeah, that was good.

- I appreciate you. - Thank you.

Hi there. I'm Dr. Josh.

I'm a longevity coach, an author,

podcast host, proud cat dad.

I've been one of the foremost thought leaders

in the preventative wellness space

for over six months now.

My main focus is on lowering cellular age.

For example, I am 58 years old.

Ta-da.

- I'm good on the placenta.

- I can do it smooth or chunky.

- Missing out.

- I don't know how to, uh, quite tell you this, but--

- You can tell me anything, man.

You know we're boys.

This might be the placenta talking,

but, um, you're kind of, like, my only real friend.

Everybody else around me is on--on the payroll.

- Yo, I was the best man in your wedding.

I had a three-piece suit, had to strap my titties down

like Mulan, but that's your only friend?

- You know what I mean. - OK, yeah, all right.

- You both can be my only real friends.

It's not a competition.

- I'm not sharing that shit with him.

- What were you gonna say, though?

- I actually, um-- - You came in here hot

and said you had something to say,

specifically said you had something to say.

[phone buzzing] - I do.

I just--I got to check in with home real quick.

They're banging my line. Let me just check in.

- I hope everything's all right, man.

Take your time. - Yeah. Thank you.

- Well, it wasn't an accident. - What?

- Sloan knows exactly what she's doing.

I'm just gonna to talk to her. It's fine.

I'll be chill. I'll be chill.

Sloan!

- Hey, Violet G.

- No, thanks. - Uh, hi.

- Hi. - It's so good to see you.

I haven't seen you at drop-off in so long.

- Well, I'm working all the time, so...

speaking of, I have not seen you

in Orangetheory class lately.

Please don't tell me you stopped working out.

- I had to get a personal trainer

after I got COVID from your 9:30.

- She did not get COVID from my 9:30!

She gave everyone COVID in my class.

Principal Feldman died.

I did want to talk to you about--

I think this is an accident.

You scheduled Violet G's birthday

on the same day as Charlie's.

- Oh, you don't have to say Violet G.

She's my daughter.

I know who you're talking about.

- Sorry, there's just so many Violets at this school.

She--she did not know what to say to that one.

[laughs]

I was like, got you, bitch. - [laughs]

- Well, unfortunately, Tao is just such a hotspot

that it's the only night that they could do

an all-ager rager.

But the girls are gonna have such a blast.

- It's just disgusting what these rich people do

for their kids' birth-- like, they're not gonna have

anything to look forward to later in life.

Where's her wedding gonna be? The goddamn moon?

- Oh, you should come. Geoff's CFO's gonna be there.

And he's divorced too. Can't wait.

- OK, she's the worst.

Let's go get boba.

- Let's just-- let's just go, Mom.

[somber music]

* *

- Oh, man, how could they mess

with Charlie's birthday like that,

especially because it could be her last, like.

Oh, my God, I hate rich kids!

- Girl. Come on. - Well, I mean,

unless they got that way because their dads played

in the NBA, it doesn't count. - Right, gotta pardon yourself.

[overlapping responses] - Wait, wait, wait.

I got it. I got it.

We're gonna throw her a party. - A birthday party?

- Yes, we're gonna throw her a birthday party so big,

this party is gonna be so dope, that this Violet G girl,

she's gonna wish it was her last.

- Damn. - That's what we're gonna do.

- OK. - You know what I'm saying?

Come on, Doc. - Um, I really appreciate it.

And you guys have done so, so much for me and my family.

- We got you, D. We got you.

- It's almost, like, too much.

- Kim G, you can get it poppin'?

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd have to move a couple things around on my end.

But, um, yeah, when's her birthday?

- Friday. - Two days.

That's too much time.

- Just make sure you keep it under seven figs.

You know what, honestly,

if you need more figs, take more figs.

- That sounds amazing. And I'm in.

Just, like, right off the bat. I'm in.

Let me just--this is awesome.

Let me just check with Sam first.

Just wanna let you guys know, she's probably gonna say no.

Because she's always, like, on her high horse

about kids having over-the-top, extravagant, expens--

- I'm in.

- Shut up. - Mm-hmm.

- What? Really? - Yeah.

- But what about all that stuff about telling Steph the truth?

I mean, this only gets me in deeper now.

- Well, you're gonna tell him the truth.

It's just, I think we'll do that after the party, right?

Because Steph really wants to do it.

He has his heart set on it.

- I think it would be good for Charlie.

- Oh, 'cause Steph wants to do it.

- Yeah.

- And 'cause it'll be good for Charlie.

- OK, shut up.

- It just--it sounds to me like Miss High and Mighty

likes getting down and dirty.

- OK, this is a great reminder of why we're divorced.

- Little piggy likes playing in the mud?

- No, I didn't say that. - Naughty little piggy.

- I said we're still telling Steph!

We're still telling Steph. - [snorting]

- No, don't. Don't! No.

- Naughty little piggy likes the mud?

- Don't. No. - [snorts]

- You're the pig. - I'm not the pig.

I'm not the pig. - I don't like it.

- I'm the big hog.

I'm the--oh, stop. Don't tickle me.

Don't tickle me. Don't tickle me.

- Ah! [laughs] - Don't tickle me.

Don't tickle me. - I'm not--

I'm not the one lying.

I'm stopping the lie.

It's just, that takes time.

And within that time frame, Charlie's birthday doth fall.

Yeah, you can dish it,

but you can't take it, you little rat.

[laughs]

- So this has nothing to do with Sloan?

- Sloan?

Oh, Sloan. That Sloan.

No, I don't give a shit about Sloan.

It's been a really hard stretch for Charlie.

And our divorce was rough.

Now the transition to junior high is intense.

Girls--you know, girls can be mean.

Violet G's a freaking terror.

And I just really want her

to have a really great birthday.

I want my baby to have a great day, that's all.

- Her name should be Violet B, if you ask me.

- Are you calling an 12-year-old a bitch?

- If the shoe fits.

- Hey. Hey, guys.

I wish I could be there, but Steph and I are

so incredibly proud of this project.

I can't wait for you all to hear it.

I think you're gonna be really--

- This place is sick.

- Hey, I'm Zooming into the table read for "Team Steph"

'cause I'm here doing this shit for you,

so shh--shut the fuck up. - OK. [mumbles]

- Without further ado, the pilot of "Team Steph."

Take it away.

- I was just an overprivileged kid

growing up in the outer city streets of Charlotte.

- Oof, super relatable.

Can I give you a note? Take it or leave it.

This blows. - Hey, fall back, OK?

I know what I'm doing.

This YA crap always crushes.

Have you seen the literal trash people put on their networks?

- Yeah. - It's horrendous.

It's dreadful.

- A reminder to all participants to please mute.

- Do not hit me like that.

I'm not a little kid anymore. - Yes, you are.

- Huh, you want to square up? I'm bigger than you now.

I'm bigger than you now. - You're not bigger than me.

- I think I'm taller than you.

- I will stomp you with my heels.

- Is this the venue?

It's so architectural and big and stuff.

- Hi.

You must be Sam. I'm Kimberly. I run Steph's--

- Kimberly, oh, my God, you're so pretty.

- Oh. - And so fancy.

It's so nice to meet you. Wow.

- Hi. Hey. - I've heard so much about you.

- Um, thanks.

Yeah, uh, I'm sorry

about everything you're going through.

How's Charlie doing with it all?

- Oh, Char--she's so fucked.

Dude, I'm fucked. He's fucked.

Danny's fucked. The doctors? They are fucked.

- Shut up, Sam.

- Everyone's very fucked in this situation,

is what I'm saying. - Grief is a moving target.

- Here's something y'all may not know about Danny.

So, in fifth grade, our class hamster went missing.

Four days later, when he and Steph were sleeping over,

guess who we miraculously discovered under my pillow?

The hamster, yeah.

Poor guy. Actually--actually, girl.

We found out after he was a she.

So I guess RIP, Mrs. Tambourine Woman.

- So you changed the hamster's name posthumously?

- You know we had to.

We weren't gonna misgender a beloved class pet.

The point is, Danny blamed that shit on me,

but I know he did it.

He was shady then, and he's shady now.

He framed me. He framed my ass.

OK then, two quick questions about the birthday girl.

Favorite color? - Pink.

- Favorite movie? - "Parent Trap."

- Favorite Kardashian? both: Stormi.

- Aww, OK, yeah. That's adorable.

Shocked it went up in flames. Yeah.

Anyway-- - Well, it didn't really--

- I'll see you guys on the day. - It wasn't flames.

- OK, are you just gonna go, like, do all the stuff?

- Mm-hmm.

- But I always do all the stuff.

- Now that's my job.

- Oh, my God. I like her.

She's cool. - She's cool.

We're part of the team.

- The Steph-iverse. - I know.

- Cool, cool.

Wow, I don't really know what to do with myself

because I cleared my whole day.

- Would you want to go get something to eat?

- Like, pick up takeout or something, separately?

Or are you--do you mean, like, go to dinner?

- I meant--yeah, I mean, unless you don't want to.

We don't have to. I was just, you know--

- No.

I mean, I never go to dinner.

- Might be fun.

- I guess we could go to the same place

and both be there. - Yeah.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Huh? Pretty swanky, right?

- I feel like we're underdressed.

- No.

The richer you are, the more casual you can dress.

- Says who? - Uh, Adam Sandler.

He wears, like, a bathrobe and AND1 shorts

to the Kennedy Center.

Thank you.

- Ooh, a lot of MPs on here.

Even the bread is market price?

OK, you want to do that thing where we order an appetizer

and split it and then taste all the wines,

but then want water?

- Not tonight.

Don't worry about it.

- You think that's impressive to me?

You're gonna buy dinner with Steph Curry's money?

- Is it? - A little bit, yeah.

OK? - A little bit?

- It is. Maybe it is.

- Feel how heavy it is.

It has a real weight to it.

- And it's cold. - I know.

- Why is it so cold?

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- Are there any allergies at the table?

- Uh, bees?

I'm allergic to bees.

- We--no, we don't have any, um, bees in the food.

- Yeah, but are you sure that--

- Like, on the premises? - Like, everywhere?

- I'm not trying to be difficult,

but if I do get stung by a bee, it's really bad.

- There are no bees. There are no bees here.

- How do you know that? - How do you know?

- Put a little pep in your step.

Pep in your step, right?

OK, not there, there. This way.

OK, you're not gonna block the sign.

People, this is a birthday party!

Yay!

For a 12-year-old girl who is dying.

Boo!

Let's keep that top of mind, but never mention it.

- Wait, she's dying? - You're fired.

The only person busier

than the busiest person in the world

is the person who runs the busiest person

in the world's life-- your girl.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. This way, actually.

Nope, nope, nope, nope. This way.

- Can I get a ride down? - No.

This isn't Uber Pool.

No, get your own scissor lift.

I run a billion-dollar business, so, yeah,

I can plan a child's birthday in my sleep,

which is when I get my manicures.

Stephen gets up at 5:00 AM...

- Oat milk matcha latte, ma'am.

- Which means your girl's gotta be camera ready

two hours earlier.

I'm talking face beat, titties sitting right,

setting the motherfucking table.

[smooth music]

- I've worked with some of the most powerful

and effective people in the world

over my past 25 years as a butler and valet.

Hollywood studio executives, financiers, heads of state,

arms dealers, ship's captains on cruises.

I've never worked for someone more productive,

effective, powerful...

- These tablecloths are way too short.

All the dads with their suits and Dunks,

I don't want to see feet.

- Kind, cold...

- Don't do that shit.

- I'm not sure she knows my name.

But of course, if she did, I would have failed.

Because it's my job to stay invisible

and anticipate her every need

before she even knows she's going to have it.

So that she, in turn, can do so for Stephen Curry,

who I believe is a basketball player.

[both laugh]

- I'm saying, anyone who uses the term "Barbenheimer"

is objectively a loser.

- I don't know what happened.

I wore pink to a Christopher Nolan movie.

- [laughs] You're a dork.

[both laugh]

- It's crazy to have dinner without Charlie.

I don't remember the last time we did this.

- I know, or without screaming at each other.

- Well, it's hard to be mad at someone

when the food is this good.

- Yeah, and the wine. Oh, my God, the wine.

This is not-- this is a whole other drink.

- It's amazing.

- This is why rich people don't throw up as much.

- I mean, don't you think that we would still be together

if we weren't so poor?

- Absolutely not.

You've got some problems that money can't fix, my friend.

- Oh, I'm the problem?

You got a few peccadilloes of your own, my good friend.

- Oh, really? What are they?

- Nope, we're not doing that. - [laughs] I dare you.

- Not gonna do that. - [laughs]

- I'm not gonna do that at all.

- Say one thing. - No, absolutely not.

- Thank you.

I mean, I guess we could have done, like,

three more years, if you had a billion dollars.

- A billion dollars would buy me three years?

- Three and a half, yeah.

both: Ooh. - What is that?

Did we order that? Is this just for show?

- Yeah, the real fancy places, they put the bone on the plate.

I'm just saying, like, if you had a billion dollars,

then you wouldn't have had to work.

And then there wouldn't have been an emotional affair

between you and some guy named Trevor.

- Oh, my God, it's called having friends.

- With benefits. - After. After we broke up.

I never did anything with him while we were together.

- Yeah, but you knew each other when we were together.

- So what? - Admit it, there were times

that you definitely put his head on my body

while we were having sex.

- He took my Orangetheory class six times a week.

Why would I use your body?

- Whatever. - Whatever yourself.

I tried everything. I did everything.

You're the one that didn't show up to our

"should we stay together" getaway weekend.

- I had the Siskel seats at the Bulls playoff game.

You know it's been my dream to sit on the floor.

In my defense, I think I probably knew

that we weren't gonna work out.

So it was just like a classic "go on and git" situation.

- A "go on and git" situation?

- "Go on, git," like when--

like when a kid finds a dog and then brings him home

and is like, "Can I keep him, Dad?"

And the dad's like, "Absolutely not.

Who's gonna take care of it?"

And you gotta, like, bring it back to wherever you found it

and you're like, "Go on, git!

"Go on, git, you stupid dog!

"Go on, git!

"I never liked you anyway.

Go on, git!" - Shh.

Sorry. - Sorry.

- Am I the dog in this situation?

- It doesn't have to be a dog.

I've seen it done with, like, a Sasquatch or--

- OK, "go on, git" to the point.

Where are you saying?

- I'm just saying that I--

I know you're better off without me.

It's--it's actually kind of selfless.

[somber music]

- Yeah, right. - What?

- You could have done the work to deserve me.

So it's actually profoundly selfish

because you just don't want to work on yourself at all.

* *

- You're right.

- I am?

- Yeah, you're right.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Can I get you anything else?

- I think we're actually just gonna box this up.

- Actually, we would like to order something, Chef.

- [chuckles] Another fan of "The Bear."

- [laughs] - Very fun. Very fun.

- Do you guys have shots?

- I'll see what I can do.

- All right. - Thank you.

- Thank you, Cousin.

- [laughs] OK, that sounds great.

- [laughs]

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- My stomach hurts. - Let's fuck.

Ew. - No, not like that.

- No, I'm not having sex with you if your stomach hurts.

- No, no, not like that. - I take it back.

- No, it's not like that. It's not like that.

- OK.

- We got a little carried away.

- Nope. [both laughing]

- We got a lot carried away. [screams]

- So you guys slept together.

- [laughs] Hey.

- Yeah, we did some stuff.

- Yeah, I'm a gentleman.

I don't kiss and tell, you know.

But a nice time was had by all.

- So a nice time was sex?

- Well, I don't-- [laughing]

- Some of it worked. A lot of it didn't.

Some really fun moments, though I did have notes.

- [laughing]

- Drinking makes me horny.

Can I say horny on this?

It was like a turn-on that he took accountability

for the end of our marriage.

And I had, like, 100 glasses of wine.

So that's why we did that.

And--but I thought that was great

because now I have closure.

Because he's right.

We don't-- we shouldn't be together.

[upbeat music]

- Am I gonna move back in with her?

Is she gonna move back in with me?

I mean, what am I--

what am I even saying, you know?

Of course I'm gonna move back in with her.

I'm in a basement junior bachelor.

Pretty much live on P6.

- He's right. We don't belong together.

Hold on. [coughs]

- Hey! What up, guy?

OK.

- Dad. - Hey.

- What are you doing here? - Kiddo.

I wanted to be the first person to wish you happy birthday.

- Thank you.

- So I came in and I didn't see you.

So I thought you were sleeping,

and I kind of was on my way out.

- I knew he spent the night,

which is so...ew.

I mean, I love "Parent Trap," but, hey, we ain't that.

Anyway, I was hyped about my party.

[upbeat music playing]

* *

- What the hell are you doing? - Hmm?

- You're acting so weird. - No, I'm not.

- What's going on? - Nothing.

Everything is copacetic.

[chuckles]

- Something happened. - Nothing happened.

- Something happened. - Nothing happened.

- Please tell me. - Nothing happened.

- I have kept secrets for weeks,

longer if need be.

- I had sex with my ex-wife.

- No way, Sam?

You hooked up with Sam? - Yes.

- Dude, I'm so happy for you, man!

- Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

- Wow, did you 69?

- [chuckles] What?

- You s--

- I know what it is. It's weird--

- OK, can I go call the boys? - Yeah, go call the boys.

- I'm gonna call the boys. - Let 'em know, you know.

- Yeah. - Love wins. [laughs]

I know it's all based on a lie.

But it's kind of the best thing

that's ever happened to me and my family, so...

Chocolate football?

- Is two OK? - Stay objective, please.

[NoTrace & Negative One's "It's Your World"]

- * Come here, girl *

* You can have anything you want *

* 'Cause you run the world *

- Oh, my gosh. Is this all for me?

- Of course, baby girl!

- [laughs] - Wow.

- You look amazing.

- Marone.

- OK. [laughs]

- Where'd you get that dress, the awooga store?

- Look at my face. [laughs]

- Wouldn't you like to know.

- Is it new? - New to you.

- It's amazing. - All right.

All right. - OK.

- When Stephen's wife, Ayesha, found out

what was going on with Charlie, her heart went out

to that little angel--

well, soon-to-be angel, actually.

She wanted to rush to her side, but she was tech unavail--

space, training for her

Virgin Galactic birthday brunch.

It's--that's a real thing.

So she sent me and Randy in her place.

OK, those heels are fire. You're getting those.

You're getting those.

- You don't think they're a little too much?

- What, money or look?

Because the answer is no.

Ayesha told us to hook it up.

- Ooh, Danny's gonna kill himself.

It's gonna be so good.

- Uh, are you sure this is not, like, mooching off Ayesha?

I don't want to be a mooch.

- That bitch asks too many questions.

- And you are?

- Oh, I'm Randy.

I'm Ayesha's cousin.

My dad is her brother's dad.

- So you're siblings?

- So now you got the questions disease too?

- Sorry, do you need help loading into the Subaru or...

- Do I look like I drive a motherfucking Subaru?

What kind of car I look like I drive?

That's my Malibu right over there.

That's my Chevy Malibu right over there.

- Sweetie, when you're as blessed as the Currys,

you consider being mooched off a privilege.

- I ain't no mooch.

I work my ass off seven days a year for this.

Now, flex.

- Ladies and Randy, who is ready

for a collagen induction therapy,

followed by an infusion of platelet-rich plasma?

- Dr. Josh is about to make us look like motherfucking babies.

- I'm sorry, are you the Dr. Josh?

I--I love your podcast.

I listen to it every week. - No kidding.

- I love your podcast.

- You've clearly listened to the episode on skin buoyancy.

[both laugh]

- I did. - Girl, it wasn't that funny.

Gather yourself. - What?

[laughs]

- Y'all about to fuck, huh?

- * Now that I'm here, do another walk-through *

* Now that I'm here, you know who to talk to *

- Hold on. Wait a minute.

Before you have one of those dumb balls,

what if I dare you not to have any candy here,

and instead you get to have the nutrient-dense

health advice of a free podcaster?

- Hey, Charlie Grossman, it's your boy Stephen Curry,

wishing you... - Oh, my gosh.

- A very, very special Happy Birthday.

- I can't believe Steph Curry knows my name.

- So not too bad for 48 hours,

900K, and a Chicago-based crew.

- [chuckles]

- [sobbing]

Thank you so much.

This is just so incredible,

like, what this will do for Charlie's confidence.

And it's life-changing--or...

end-of-life-changing.

- Oh, I'm just really glad I could make--

- Could you please tell Steph thank you

for making all this happen?

- He's the GOAT of all GOATs.

- We're so grateful to him. - Yep.

- He pulled it off.

- Yep, he's the greatest, right?

- Like, how does he do it?

- It's almost like he didn't. [laughs]

- I know, right? It's magic.

- Four-time champion and still can throw

a party together like this.

- Yeah, it's crazy.

I'll let him know.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- I mean, Danny's a dirtbag,

but Sam and Charlie are so lovely.

And they're all going through a really hard time.

I don't think I'd ever be able to handle myself

if I were in their situation.

Last year, I completely lost it after my embryos melted

when the egg bank burned down.

But it's not the same thing.

- Yeah, that's not the same thing.

- Yeah, well, it's--

I said--I said, it's not the same thing.

- Yeah.

- Look, maybe I was wrong about Danny,

but I'm not wrong about Mrs. Tambourine Woman.

I know he killed that damn hamster.

May she rest. Miss you, girl.

- Hey, there she is. - There's our girl.

- I love you guys so much. - Hey, mwah.

- Let's get Charlie and all of her friends

out on the dance floor to celebrate

the bravest girl I know.

- Did she just call me brave?

- You are brave, though. - Oh, my God.

Are we terrible people? - No.

Everybody's terrible people.

We just did a slightly terrible thing.

- Yeah, we're telling Steph as soon as this is over.

- Yes. - Promise.

- We're telling Steph as soon as the party is over.

- Yeah.

[sighs]

[chuckles]

Oh, look who's here, Sloan and Violet G.

They left their own party because our party is so sick,

they couldn't stay away.

- Don't. - I guess I should go say hi.

- All right, do it a little.

- I am the host, after all. - Yes.

- I'll be nice.

[laughs]

Sloan. - Hi.

- So happy you guys could make it.

You left your party early to come to CharlieWorld.

That's so sweet.

- Uh, yeah, well, unfortunately,

we had to cancel Violet G's--

Violet's party.

- What? - Yeah.

- No.

- No, it was, um, just really strange.

- Just pulled up to Tao.

Can't wait to show you what's going on inside.

- What the hell? - What?

- "Closed indefinitely per new management."

- Why win by 20 when you can win by 50?

- You bought Tao?

- Night-night, Violet G.

- Geoff, do something. [gasps]

- Look, I'm pretty competitive.

It's a curse.

No, first pancake!

Ah, mo--most burned mouth in the house.

Whoo! - That's weird. That's weird.

I'm so sorry. Perplexing.

- Well, thank you for inviting us.

This is--this party is just--it's--

it's incredible. - Right?

- I mean, this is hands down the most extravagant party

that we have ever been to.

- Yeah, I just threw it together.

- Yeah, no wonder everyone came.

- Yeah, well, I mean, they didn't know

it was gonna be this big.

They're here for Charlie 'cause she's just so beloved.

- Oh, wow. - You know what?

I'm actually realizing that this is a blessing in disguise

that we weren't able-- - Yeah, it is.

- To do the party today.

- And I'm really glad you could see it that way.

- Because, you know, I realized...

- Keeping a good attitude is important.

- That spending so much money on a child's parties...

- Right. - It's just a little gauche.

You know what I mean? - OK.

- We just don't want our girls to feel like

they've got nothing to look forward to.

- She's dying.

- She's--what?

- Um... - I'm sorry.

What? - No, OK, uh, did I--

I meant what-- - Talk to me.

- Well, what I meant is, she has a terminal illness,

so she deserves this.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry, I didn't know. Come here.

- Oh, well, how could you know? How could you know?

OK. - Oh.

- Thank you.

OK, just--just maybe, shh.

- Oh, you're so brave. - Thank you.

- Here, what can I do for you?

- If you could act natural, actually,

because she doesn't know how serious it is.

- I am here to walk through this journey with you.

- Oh, thank you. - You are not alone.

- You know, there's so many friends and family--

- I'm gonna to be here for you

to hold you through this together.

- Thank you. I'll call you.

I--if you could just go have fun,

that would be a gift to me, actually.

Don't say anything. Just have fun.

Don't talk. Have fun.

Dance, don't talk.

Thank you.

[soft music]

* *

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Ah.

[winces] Fuck.

[winces]

* *

- Everything just kind of--

you know, like a party, Charlie, me and Sam,

it all just kind of worked out in the end.

Except that it's all based on a lie.

It's not really the end.

It's more of the beginning of the end.

Other than that, tonight is bussin'.

- Dad.

Absolutely not. Not a--that's so cringe.

- [laughs]

What does that mean, so cringe?

[indistinct chatter]

[both laugh]

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