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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:36,118 --> 00:00:37,818 This is a fine pickle-dilly. 4 00:00:37,852 --> 00:00:39,553 Fifteen years I been running these pictures, 5 00:00:39,585 --> 00:00:40,852 and now, all of a sudden, I got to be an actor. 6 00:00:42,852 --> 00:00:48,486 * I once had a vision of heaven * 7 00:00:48,519 --> 00:00:53,052 * And you were there... 8 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:43,918 * Hellzapoppin'! 9 00:01:43,952 --> 00:01:46,752 * Old Satan's on a tear Hellzapoppin'! * 10 00:01:46,785 --> 00:01:48,018 * They're screaming everywhere * 11 00:01:48,052 --> 00:01:50,852 * Shades of inferno and vaudeville * 12 00:01:50,885 --> 00:01:53,752 * Anything can happen and it probably will * 13 00:01:53,785 --> 00:01:55,453 * Hellzapoppin'! 14 00:01:55,486 --> 00:01:56,885 * And there's a rumor now 15 00:01:56,918 --> 00:01:59,785 * You'll be needing your sense of humor now * 16 00:01:59,818 --> 00:02:02,553 * How it will wind up no one can tell * 17 00:02:02,585 --> 00:02:04,585 * But hellzapoppin' like... 18 00:02:07,519 --> 00:02:09,319 * Hellzapoppin'! 19 00:02:09,353 --> 00:02:11,585 * Da ya, da ya, da ya 20 00:02:11,618 --> 00:02:13,685 * Hellzapoppin'! 21 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:15,052 * They're screaming everywhere * 22 00:02:15,085 --> 00:02:18,052 * Shades of inferno and vaudeville * 23 00:02:18,085 --> 00:02:21,453 * Anything can happen and it probably will * 24 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:22,652 * Hellzapoppin'! 25 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:25,985 * Da, da, da-do, da, da-do * 26 00:02:26,018 --> 00:02:28,618 - * You'll be needing your sense of humor now * 27 00:02:28,652 --> 00:02:31,553 * How it will wind up no one can tell * 28 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,952 * But hellzapoppin' like... 29 00:02:34,885 --> 00:02:36,319 Ooh! Ooh! 30 00:02:38,386 --> 00:02:40,486 - Calling all devils. - Calling all devils. 31 00:02:40,519 --> 00:02:42,052 Stop being so wasteful. 32 00:02:42,085 --> 00:02:45,519 We have lost our priorities on fire and brimstone. 33 00:02:45,553 --> 00:02:46,652 That is all. 34 00:02:46,685 --> 00:02:48,885 Okay, boys! Can him up! 35 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,918 Send up to the warehouse for more blondes! 36 00:02:50,952 --> 00:02:52,419 We're running low! 37 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:02,985 Bring up some more heat. 38 00:03:08,985 --> 00:03:11,885 - Stand back, everybody. - Stand back. 39 00:03:11,918 --> 00:03:14,486 Here come our prize guests. 40 00:03:33,386 --> 00:03:35,752 That's the first taxi driver that ever went straight where I told him to. 41 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,852 - Next time you say that, smile. - Yeah. 42 00:03:44,685 --> 00:03:46,918 What are you afraid of? Remember, you're head man here. 43 00:03:46,952 --> 00:03:49,519 Say, that's right. I am. 44 00:03:49,553 --> 00:03:51,386 Here, Jeeves. Who are you? 45 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:53,486 U.S. Secret Service, 2-5-2-6-6. 46 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:55,885 - What number? - 2-5-2-6-6. 47 00:03:55,918 --> 00:03:57,985 Holy smoke, I've been drafted. 48 00:03:59,118 --> 00:04:00,752 Let me go! 49 00:04:00,785 --> 00:04:02,585 Let me go! 50 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,785 Please! Please! Let me go back to my little baby. 51 00:04:05,818 --> 00:04:07,752 - What are you talking about? - My little Junior. 52 00:04:07,785 --> 00:04:09,319 Mommy! 53 00:04:09,353 --> 00:04:10,718 Oh, Mama! 54 00:04:12,618 --> 00:04:14,386 Oh, Mommy! 55 00:04:22,618 --> 00:04:24,018 They struck oil. 56 00:04:24,052 --> 00:04:26,319 Hey! What about that fare? 57 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,652 - Who was that? - "What about that fare" is what I said! 58 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:29,852 What? 59 00:04:30,952 --> 00:04:32,852 You heard me! 60 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:34,818 - Wait a minute! - What are you gonna do, give us a bill-- 61 00:04:34,852 --> 00:04:36,685 Hey, now, wait a minute! You can't give us a bill 62 00:04:36,718 --> 00:04:37,885 for riding around just a block like that. 63 00:04:37,918 --> 00:04:40,419 We've ridden in yellow taxicabs all over the country. 64 00:04:40,453 --> 00:04:42,419 Do you think we're gonna pay that? Give him the works. 65 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:47,852 What's this? 66 00:04:47,885 --> 00:04:49,319 Whoa! 67 00:04:49,353 --> 00:04:51,486 What happened? 68 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:52,952 Pardon me just a moment, folks. 69 00:04:52,985 --> 00:04:56,085 Hey, operator! Hey, you up there running this film. 70 00:04:56,118 --> 00:04:57,818 I'd like to see that last part over again. 71 00:04:57,852 --> 00:05:00,419 Oh, he can't do that, he's working for the theater. 72 00:05:00,453 --> 00:05:02,752 The management won't let him do it. What's the matter-- Are you crazy or something? 73 00:05:02,785 --> 00:05:05,519 He'll do it for us. I got him the job! 74 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:07,052 That's Cousin Louis. 75 00:05:07,085 --> 00:05:09,652 Toots, every time I see you, I get hot and cold at the same time. 76 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:10,885 Give me your lips, will you, Toots? 77 00:05:10,918 --> 00:05:12,018 I will not. 78 00:05:12,052 --> 00:05:14,018 Louis. Louis! 79 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,553 Rewind the film! 80 00:05:15,585 --> 00:05:17,319 - Aw, come on. - Louis! 81 00:05:17,353 --> 00:05:19,419 We've been keeping steady company now for two days, haven't we? 82 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,752 Hey, Louis! 83 00:05:20,785 --> 00:05:22,718 Don't go away. 84 00:05:22,752 --> 00:05:24,785 Rewind this film, will you? 85 00:05:24,818 --> 00:05:26,353 What's the matter with you guys? Don't you know 86 00:05:26,386 --> 00:05:27,918 you can't talk to me and the audience? 87 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,386 Well, we're doing it, aren't we? 88 00:05:29,419 --> 00:05:32,052 Yes, folks. 89 00:05:32,085 --> 00:05:33,685 This is Hellzapoppin'! 90 00:05:35,652 --> 00:05:37,585 Come on, Louis, make it snappy. 91 00:05:37,618 --> 00:05:40,618 This is screwy. The actors out there talking to me up here. 92 00:05:55,519 --> 00:05:56,585 Okay, Louis! 93 00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:57,952 Who was that? Give him the works. 94 00:06:02,519 --> 00:06:04,519 Get away! 95 00:06:04,553 --> 00:06:06,585 - They're off! - Last Chance, first. 96 00:06:06,618 --> 00:06:08,718 Second Honeymoon, third. Henry the Eighth, fourth. 97 00:06:08,752 --> 00:06:10,952 Anaconda Copper-- 87 and 3/4, down a point. 98 00:06:10,985 --> 00:06:14,018 Let me go! I can't stand it! I can't stand it! 99 00:06:14,052 --> 00:06:15,519 I can't stand it any longer! 100 00:06:15,553 --> 00:06:17,553 - You can't stand what? - This! 101 00:06:24,085 --> 00:06:26,353 And cut! Hold the cameras. 102 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,486 Save the steam, save the flame. 103 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:29,885 - This is impossible. - What's the matter? 104 00:06:29,918 --> 00:06:31,952 - We can't shoot this kind of stuff. - Why not? 105 00:06:31,985 --> 00:06:34,453 This is Hellzapoppin'! 106 00:06:36,386 --> 00:06:37,852 Chickens, horses, Tic-Tac-Toe. 107 00:06:37,885 --> 00:06:39,718 Pictures are different. You got to have a story! 108 00:06:39,752 --> 00:06:41,618 Story! Crazy. Come on. 109 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,818 Just a minute, please, just a minute. Pardon me. 110 00:06:43,852 --> 00:06:46,785 May I please have your autograph? You know, you're my favorite actors. 111 00:06:46,818 --> 00:06:49,985 Oscar always takes me to see your pictures. We just adore them. 112 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:51,885 - Well, thank you. - Who are they? 113 00:06:51,918 --> 00:06:53,319 Why, Olsen and Johnson. 114 00:06:53,353 --> 00:06:55,652 Olsen-- Olsen and Johnson! 115 00:06:55,685 --> 00:06:57,453 Oscar! 116 00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:59,353 Now, listen, fellas. We got to have a story. A love story. 117 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,018 - Why? - Why? I'll tell you why. 118 00:07:01,052 --> 00:07:03,718 Because we got to have one! Because every picture has one! 119 00:07:03,752 --> 00:07:05,486 Hey! Just a minute. 120 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:07,052 Take it easy, bud! 121 00:07:07,085 --> 00:07:08,685 - Who is he? - My bodyguard. 122 00:07:08,718 --> 00:07:11,052 - Take it easy! - Oh! 123 00:07:11,085 --> 00:07:13,453 Telephone for Mr. Olsen. 124 00:07:13,486 --> 00:07:14,918 Hello? 125 00:07:14,952 --> 00:07:17,553 Who? The chambermaid? 126 00:07:17,585 --> 00:07:19,585 It's for you. 127 00:07:19,618 --> 00:07:22,353 Hello? Yeah. 128 00:07:22,386 --> 00:07:24,353 That's bad. 129 00:07:24,386 --> 00:07:26,585 That's good. 130 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,085 That's good. 131 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:30,553 - That's bad. - Hey. 132 00:07:30,585 --> 00:07:32,353 - That's good. - Hey. 133 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,419 - That's good. - Hey! 134 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:35,785 - That's bad! - Hey, what are you doing? 135 00:07:35,818 --> 00:07:37,519 - That-- What? - What are you doing? 136 00:07:37,553 --> 00:07:40,319 I'm helping her sort a box of strawberries. 137 00:07:40,353 --> 00:07:42,453 Mrs. Jones! Mrs. Jones! 138 00:07:42,486 --> 00:07:43,652 Now, what do you want? 139 00:07:43,685 --> 00:07:45,952 I've got to deliver this plant to Mrs. Jones. 140 00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:48,052 - Mrs. Jones! - Look here, my friend, 141 00:07:48,085 --> 00:07:50,386 we're making a motion picture here. 142 00:07:50,419 --> 00:07:52,852 That's a matter of opinion. Mrs. Jones! 143 00:07:52,885 --> 00:07:54,618 Ole, Chic, listen. 144 00:07:54,652 --> 00:07:56,419 We've had a writer working on a love story. 145 00:07:56,453 --> 00:07:57,718 Won't you at least talk to him? 146 00:07:57,752 --> 00:07:59,685 Come on. 147 00:07:59,718 --> 00:08:01,519 You can't tell me you have to have a love story. 148 00:08:01,553 --> 00:08:02,885 Would I give you a bum steer? 149 00:08:02,918 --> 00:08:05,085 Oscar! 150 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,386 Hey, I've been a director for 15 years and I never did a picture without a story. 151 00:08:07,419 --> 00:08:08,652 There never has been a picture without a story. 152 00:08:08,685 --> 00:08:10,419 There never will be a picture without a story! 153 00:08:10,453 --> 00:08:12,553 Gentlemen, gentlemen. May I take your picture? 154 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:13,885 - What? - May I take your picture? 155 00:08:13,918 --> 00:08:15,453 - Sure! - Go ahead. 156 00:08:15,486 --> 00:08:16,585 Oh, thanks! 157 00:08:20,952 --> 00:08:22,952 Boys, put your careers in the palm of my hand. 158 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:25,319 Oscar! Oscar! 159 00:08:25,353 --> 00:08:26,918 Will someone stop that woman from yelling "Oscar"? 160 00:08:26,952 --> 00:08:28,685 Oscar! 161 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:31,085 Will someone please stop that woman from yelling "Oscar"? 162 00:08:31,118 --> 00:08:32,519 Oscar. 163 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,553 Thank you. Thank you, very much. 164 00:08:34,585 --> 00:08:36,319 Boys, I'll mold you into great artists. 165 00:08:36,353 --> 00:08:38,685 You don't have to mold us. We're very happy the way we are. 166 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:41,852 Yeah, we think we look fine. Give us a chance and we'll make you the best director-- 167 00:08:41,885 --> 00:08:44,486 - I am the best director! - Now, wait a minute. 168 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:47,652 I thought they burnt that. 169 00:08:50,018 --> 00:08:51,952 All right, Selby. Up on your feet. 170 00:08:51,985 --> 00:08:53,752 This is Mr. Olsen and Mr. Johnson. 171 00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:55,818 - How are you, Selby? - I didn't hear your first name. 172 00:08:55,852 --> 00:08:56,852 - Harry. - What? 173 00:08:56,885 --> 00:08:58,618 Harry. 174 00:08:58,652 --> 00:09:00,818 Well, you've got to speak louder. I can't hear you. 175 00:09:00,852 --> 00:09:02,618 Harry! 176 00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:05,453 Yes, he's a little weak. The doctor's got him on a soup diet. 177 00:09:05,486 --> 00:09:08,453 - Soup diet? - Yes, he told me to eat three plates a day. 178 00:09:08,486 --> 00:09:09,952 Three plates a day? 179 00:09:09,985 --> 00:09:12,386 Ha! You ought to be feeling swell. 180 00:09:15,852 --> 00:09:17,386 Oscar! 181 00:09:17,419 --> 00:09:18,952 - Oscar! - Be right back. 182 00:09:18,985 --> 00:09:21,818 Joe, Harry, Willy! Where are all my assistants around here? 183 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,718 Now, look, Selby. You seem like a bright young man. 184 00:09:23,752 --> 00:09:25,085 - How old are you? - Twenty-three. 185 00:09:25,118 --> 00:09:27,319 Twenty-three. Well, that's a patriotic age. 186 00:09:27,353 --> 00:09:29,419 Uncle Sam needs young men like you. 187 00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:31,018 - I presume you're ambitious. - Oh, yes. 188 00:09:31,052 --> 00:09:32,952 That's fine. What would you like to be? 189 00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:34,718 Twenty-nine. 190 00:09:34,752 --> 00:09:37,018 Say, fella. How much would you charge to haunt a house? 191 00:09:37,052 --> 00:09:39,652 How many rooms? 192 00:09:39,685 --> 00:09:40,985 Okay, boys. Okay, no more interruptions. 193 00:09:41,018 --> 00:09:43,885 Mrs. Jones! Mrs. Jones! 194 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,752 - Mrs. Jones! - Oscar! 195 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:47,319 Oscar! 196 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,618 How much longer do I have to put up with this? 197 00:09:48,652 --> 00:09:50,553 Until we finish this picture! 198 00:09:50,585 --> 00:09:51,585 How long? 199 00:09:51,618 --> 00:09:53,652 Until we finish this picture! 200 00:09:53,685 --> 00:09:55,585 Oh, no! 201 00:09:57,419 --> 00:09:59,618 Okay, send for another cameraman. 202 00:09:59,652 --> 00:10:01,419 All right, boys. Grab a couple chairs and sit down. 203 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:06,618 I'm gonna tell you this story if I have to hire people to listen. 204 00:10:06,652 --> 00:10:09,353 It's a picture about a picture about Hellzapoppin'. 205 00:10:09,386 --> 00:10:11,386 It's a great script. Feel how much it weighs. 206 00:10:11,419 --> 00:10:13,085 Listen, buddy. For three years 207 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:14,585 we did Hellzapoppin' on Broadway. 208 00:10:14,618 --> 00:10:16,419 And that's the way we want it on the screen. 209 00:10:16,453 --> 00:10:18,652 This is Hollywood. We change everything here. We got to. 210 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,685 Why? 211 00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:21,553 Listen to the story! 212 00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:23,386 It's all about a young fella named Woody Tyler. 213 00:10:23,419 --> 00:10:25,319 That's Woody Tyler. He's very rich. 214 00:10:25,353 --> 00:10:26,618 Wait till he pays his income tax. 215 00:10:26,652 --> 00:10:29,985 Now, Woody's in love with Kitty Rand. 216 00:10:30,018 --> 00:10:31,852 That's Kitty Rand, also very rich. 217 00:10:31,885 --> 00:10:33,353 Well, that solves everything. 218 00:10:33,386 --> 00:10:34,952 Ah, that's what everyone thinks. 219 00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:36,952 But does she love Woody? 220 00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:39,852 No. 221 00:10:39,885 --> 00:10:42,353 Right! Great story mind. 222 00:10:42,386 --> 00:10:43,585 Whom does she love? 223 00:10:43,618 --> 00:10:46,386 - Oscar! - Oscar, yes-- No! 224 00:10:46,419 --> 00:10:50,052 She's in love with your playwright friend, Jeff. 225 00:10:50,085 --> 00:10:51,752 - That's Jeff. - Hi, Jeff. 226 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,785 Hi, Ole. 227 00:10:53,818 --> 00:10:55,018 Does Jeff love Kitty? 228 00:10:57,419 --> 00:10:59,852 Now, our story starts at Kitty Rand's home on Long Island. 229 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:02,652 Come over here and I'll show you a picture of it. 230 00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:11,085 Here's a picture of the Rand estate, where our story takes place. 231 00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,685 Snazzy-looking joint, isn't it? 232 00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:14,785 - There's a long line of limousines. Oh, a funeral, huh? 233 00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:16,985 No, no. It's the guests arriving for the weekend party. 234 00:11:17,018 --> 00:11:19,052 Kitty's arranged a Red Cross benefit. 235 00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:22,752 That's a nice idea. - No, it's a plot to keep Jeff near her. 236 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:24,585 That's why they're putting on a show. 237 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,052 Not another picture with a show in it. Puh-lease! 238 00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,319 This one's important. Jeff's been trying to sell it 239 00:11:29,353 --> 00:11:30,353 to a Broadway producer for months. 240 00:11:30,386 --> 00:11:32,553 How could you stage a show right here on the grass? 241 00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,785 Oh, no. Not on the grass. 242 00:11:34,818 --> 00:11:37,052 In our big outdoor theater back of the greenhouse. 243 00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:39,553 We Rands are disgustingly rich. 244 00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:40,918 But why a theater? 245 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,052 Oh, I've wanted to be an actress 246 00:11:42,085 --> 00:11:44,419 ever since I was knee-high to a footlight. 247 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,319 Yes, and she's got a beautiful voice, too. 248 00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:47,519 Thanks! 249 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:48,985 You're welcome. 250 00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:50,585 Nice-looking couple. Why doesn't Jeff marry her? 251 00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:52,785 - He doesn't want to marry for money. Huh? 252 00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:53,952 He isn't giving in to love 253 00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:55,419 until he makes good on his own. 254 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,618 - That's movies! - That's crazy. 255 00:11:56,652 --> 00:11:58,486 That's movies! 256 00:11:58,519 --> 00:11:59,752 - Who are they? - Fibber McGee and Molly. 257 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,618 No, they're Kitty's parents. 258 00:12:01,652 --> 00:12:03,852 They know Kitty's kind of stuck on Jeff and they don't like it. 259 00:12:03,885 --> 00:12:04,918 They want her to marry Woody. 260 00:12:04,952 --> 00:12:06,085 Where is this mug Woody? 261 00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:07,918 Let's follow Kitty's parents and find out. 262 00:12:10,018 --> 00:12:12,386 - No, he's not here. - Let's look on the terrace. 263 00:12:12,419 --> 00:12:13,918 You look on the terrace. We'll stay right here. 264 00:12:13,952 --> 00:12:15,486 Ah, there's our man. 265 00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:17,952 So, you took us away from her to meet him? 266 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:19,353 Hey, Woody, get up. Get up, Woody. 267 00:12:19,386 --> 00:12:22,818 Come on, Woody, get up there. Come on, Woody, Get up. 268 00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:24,952 Kitty's looking for you. She's on the terrace. 269 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,018 Better get over there before your pal, Jeff, steals her away. 270 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:31,985 There he goes. Now, see, Kitty wants to get rid of him. 271 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,752 She's asking him to take up that suitcase. That's just a stall. 272 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:36,519 Jeff's offering to take it up, huh? 273 00:12:36,553 --> 00:12:39,018 Yeah. Determined to leave the road clear for his friend, Woody. 274 00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:41,052 Oh, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Can't you hear us, Jeff? 275 00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:43,018 Let the big dope take the suitcase. 276 00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:44,852 - You're not the butler. - You know the girl loves you. 277 00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:47,052 Don't do it. 278 00:12:47,085 --> 00:12:50,085 Jeff, don't do it... Aww! 279 00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:52,553 - Glad to see me, Kitty? - What do you think? 280 00:12:52,585 --> 00:12:54,785 Now here comes a guest you may recognize. 281 00:12:54,818 --> 00:12:56,652 Prince Pepi. 282 00:12:56,685 --> 00:12:58,486 Prince Pepi! That's Mischa Auer. 283 00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:00,785 - He looks like a phony. - Right? He is a phony, a chiseler. 284 00:13:00,818 --> 00:13:02,453 He hasn't a penny in his pocket. 285 00:13:02,486 --> 00:13:05,353 Try the inside pocket. 286 00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:06,885 They know he's a phony, but they don't mind. 287 00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:08,553 They think he's cute. Now watch this. 288 00:13:08,585 --> 00:13:11,319 See, he's gonna flip the driver for it. 289 00:13:11,353 --> 00:13:13,618 You know who's gonna win. 290 00:13:13,652 --> 00:13:14,852 See, what did I tell ya? 291 00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:16,718 Why, the cheap four flusher. 292 00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,685 What's that load of junk? 293 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,018 Those are the properties for Jeff's show. 294 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,486 Who are those two silly-looking... 295 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,985 Hey, wait a minute. How did we get to Long Island? 296 00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:29,319 You're two prop men who live in the same boardinghouse as Jeff. 297 00:13:29,353 --> 00:13:31,018 You're helping him put on the show. 298 00:13:31,052 --> 00:13:32,785 - Who's driving? - You'll find out in a minute, 299 00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:34,752 and will you be sorry you asked. 300 00:13:34,785 --> 00:13:36,652 - Say, isn't there any sound in this picture? - Sure. Listen. 301 00:13:40,618 --> 00:13:41,952 It's Chic and Ole. 302 00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:43,985 I knew I could count on them. 303 00:13:44,018 --> 00:13:45,718 Say, they're really your pals, aren't they? 304 00:13:45,752 --> 00:13:47,752 They sure are. 305 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,685 - Hiya, boys. - Hiya, Jeff. 306 00:13:49,718 --> 00:13:51,353 Hi, Kitty. Look at all this stuff we got. 307 00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:53,519 With the few bucks I gave you? 308 00:13:53,553 --> 00:13:54,952 Certainly. Here's your money back. 309 00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:56,818 We kinda borrowed the stuff. 310 00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:58,353 - Temporarily-like. - I get it. 311 00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:01,618 Yoo-hoo! 312 00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:03,818 Don't tell me you brought her. 313 00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:05,852 Aw, the kid sister's all right. 314 00:14:05,885 --> 00:14:07,952 - She won't make any trouble this time. - I'll make sure. 315 00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:12,685 Whoo-hoo! 316 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,652 - Hello, Betty. - Hi, Jeff. 317 00:14:14,685 --> 00:14:16,918 Hey, did you get a gander at those good-looking he-men around here? 318 00:14:16,952 --> 00:14:18,885 I don't need to look any further. 319 00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:20,553 Are you kiddin'? That's not for me. 320 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,018 I go in for mass production. 321 00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:23,718 Now wait a minute. Do you remember 322 00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:25,085 what happened at the last party? 323 00:14:25,118 --> 00:14:27,319 Can I help the animal in me? 324 00:14:27,353 --> 00:14:28,952 Come on, Betty, I'll show you the theater and the swimming pool-- 325 00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:30,752 Just show me the men. I'll ad-lib from there on. 326 00:14:30,785 --> 00:14:32,585 Uh-oh. 327 00:14:32,618 --> 00:14:34,885 It really isn't stealing, Ole, if we take it back. 328 00:14:39,353 --> 00:14:40,785 Say, look here, you. 329 00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:42,685 If it's not asking too much, 330 00:14:42,718 --> 00:14:44,685 would you mind getting this truck off my lawn? 331 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,052 Truck off the lawn? Sure. Hold this. 332 00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,785 What do you wanna do, melt that? 333 00:14:49,818 --> 00:14:51,519 Put it in the shade. 334 00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:59,353 Right over there to one side. 335 00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,618 Pardon me, ma'am. 336 00:15:07,852 --> 00:15:10,052 Scene ten, sculptor's studio. 337 00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:11,785 Right there. 338 00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:16,985 Hey, Shorty, hold these. 339 00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:25,018 Hey, Shorty, take this. 340 00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:30,285 Okay, Shorty. 341 00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:48,353 - Ole. - Yeah. 342 00:15:48,386 --> 00:15:49,952 Scene 15, balloon number. 343 00:15:49,985 --> 00:15:50,952 There. 344 00:15:55,852 --> 00:15:57,885 Oh, pardon me, ma'am. 345 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,319 Police, that's what I need. 346 00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:02,952 Here. You don't want the police. 347 00:16:02,985 --> 00:16:04,486 You want me... 348 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:05,885 Why do I want you? 349 00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:07,519 Master of disguises. 350 00:16:07,553 --> 00:16:08,885 Mysterious. Watch. 351 00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:09,885 I've seen enough. 352 00:16:11,785 --> 00:16:13,519 Psst. 353 00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:16,852 Marvelous. 354 00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:21,085 How do you like it? 355 00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:22,685 Stupendous. Say, who are you anyway? 356 00:16:22,718 --> 00:16:25,018 Private detective. My card here. 357 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,885 My card here. 358 00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:28,952 Crimes committed... I mean solved, while you wait. 359 00:16:28,985 --> 00:16:30,985 Are you sure you can cope with the situation? 360 00:16:31,018 --> 00:16:32,985 Oh, yeah, just as smooth as ice. Everything will be grand. 361 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:34,885 All right, see that nothing happens to spoil the pleasure 362 00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:36,652 of our guests, and above all, 363 00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,319 see that nothing happens to the show tomorrow night. 364 00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:40,486 Kitty's got her heart set on making a huge success of it. 365 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:42,519 Hey, hey, hey. 366 00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:44,985 - Forgot your ice cube. - Oh, thank you. 367 00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:49,386 That's a funny habit, carrying ice cubes around 368 00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,085 in your pocket. 369 00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:52,752 Oh, hello. Have we met before someplace? 370 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:54,519 Face looks kind of familiar. 371 00:17:07,718 --> 00:17:10,585 More coffee? 372 00:17:10,618 --> 00:17:11,985 Your Highness! 373 00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:13,985 Get up, you fool. Hurry up, get up! 374 00:17:14,018 --> 00:17:16,319 You want they should find out I'm not a phony? 375 00:17:16,353 --> 00:17:17,918 But, Your Highness-- 376 00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:20,018 If they find out I'm not a phony, they are no longer amused. 377 00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:21,918 No longer amused, they are no longer interested. 378 00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:23,918 No longer interested, no longer money. 379 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:25,918 No longer money, I'm just like you, 380 00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:28,018 Count Alexander Alexandrovich Alexandrovsky-- 381 00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:29,052 a poor slob. 382 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,618 Look, Betty, how would you like to meet 383 00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:36,685 a real, honest-to-goodness nobleman? 384 00:17:36,718 --> 00:17:38,486 You mean one of those hand-kissers? 385 00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:40,519 Oh, no, that's not for me. 386 00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:41,985 But that's just a preliminary. 387 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:44,052 He's got titles up to here. 388 00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:46,652 Well, just so they reach around me, that's all I care about. 389 00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:48,419 There he is now. 390 00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:50,353 - Oh, Jeff. - Yeah. 391 00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:52,585 Not that I'm a fortune hunter or anything, 392 00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:55,652 but I understand there's a lot of wealthy heiresses on the loose here today. 393 00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:58,785 You know, girls with beautiful figures 394 00:17:58,818 --> 00:18:00,652 in the bank. 395 00:18:00,685 --> 00:18:03,353 They tell me Gloria Van Dearborn's looking for a new title. 396 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,752 Would you be kind enough to locate her and introduce me? 397 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,419 See, I'm in the mood to make rich girls happy. 398 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,553 Sure. 399 00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:11,018 Here. You came with those people 400 00:18:11,052 --> 00:18:12,718 that gave me that ice; now give it back to 'em. 401 00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:13,952 Kitty, I want to speak to you, alone. 402 00:18:16,419 --> 00:18:17,386 There's Gloria now. 403 00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:21,018 Point her out to me. 404 00:18:21,052 --> 00:18:23,052 It's not proper to point, Pepi. 405 00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:26,285 She's the girl loaded down with the ice. 406 00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:30,353 The girl with all the ice, huh? 407 00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:31,618 That's right. 408 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,519 Oh, well. What I have to do for money. 409 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,785 You look lovely today with your ice. 410 00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,486 You know me? 411 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,319 Everyone knows you but me. 412 00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:47,419 Oh. 413 00:18:50,486 --> 00:18:53,685 Can we go somewhere and talk? 414 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:54,785 Gee whiz. 415 00:18:54,818 --> 00:18:57,018 At last. 416 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,885 Someone who wants to talk first. 417 00:19:02,118 --> 00:19:04,018 Shall we step in there? 418 00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:05,985 Shall we? Oh, boy! 419 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,519 Cozy, isn't it? 420 00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:14,018 I kiss your hand, madam. 421 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,553 We just did that. 422 00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:17,685 Remember, I have a face, too. 423 00:19:17,718 --> 00:19:20,285 Oh, even to a Van Dearborn, I'm fascinating. 424 00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:32,486 Say, what is this Van Dearborn business? 425 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,652 You are not Gloria Van Dearborn? 426 00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:35,985 Are you kiddin'? 427 00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:38,486 198th Street, the Bronx, that's me. 428 00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:43,018 No, no, no, no! 429 00:19:43,052 --> 00:19:45,018 - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - No, no, no! 430 00:20:10,652 --> 00:20:12,685 Say, did you see a Volga boatman go by here. 431 00:20:12,718 --> 00:20:14,486 Did he have an outboard motor on him? 432 00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:16,519 That's right... What outboard motor? 433 00:20:16,553 --> 00:20:18,718 No, he's tall, dark, and handsome. 434 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:21,353 I think he's gonna be in love with me. Says so on my palm. 435 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,618 Oh, that's an ant. 436 00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:35,885 * All my life, I've been waiting * 437 00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:40,519 * For the right one to appear * 438 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:47,085 * Someone to sweep me right off my feet * 439 00:20:47,118 --> 00:20:53,353 * And whisper sweet nothings in my ear * 440 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,985 * Then you came along 441 00:20:56,018 --> 00:21:00,718 * And I was glad 442 00:21:00,752 --> 00:21:05,718 * But now I'm getting mad * 443 00:21:05,752 --> 00:21:08,585 * Love's supposed to thrill not bore us * 444 00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:11,319 * But you're as dead as a dinosaurus * 445 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,486 * What kind of love is this? * 446 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:16,419 * Frankly, I don't get it 447 00:21:16,453 --> 00:21:18,918 * If this is all romance is * 448 00:21:18,952 --> 00:21:21,486 * We might as well forget it * 449 00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:23,486 * The hints that I throw at you * 450 00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:26,553 * Would explode wet dynamite * 451 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,085 * But you're as cold as a bronze statue * 452 00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:31,785 * Oh, you don't love right 453 00:21:31,818 --> 00:21:34,818 * What kind of love is this? * 454 00:21:34,852 --> 00:21:37,386 * Frankly, I'm disgusted 455 00:21:37,419 --> 00:21:39,718 * For all the good my heart is * 456 00:21:39,752 --> 00:21:41,885 * It might as well be busted * 457 00:21:41,918 --> 00:21:44,785 * I don't know what our romance seems to lack * 458 00:21:44,818 --> 00:21:47,652 * But when I love you, you don't love back * 459 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:50,419 * I can't even get one little kiss * 460 00:21:50,453 --> 00:21:52,486 * What kind of love is this? 461 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,453 * What kind of love is this? * 462 00:21:55,486 --> 00:21:57,553 * Frankly, I'm disgusted 463 00:21:57,585 --> 00:22:00,419 * For all the good my heart is * 464 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,685 * It might as well be busted * 465 00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:05,353 * I don't know what our romance seems to lack * 466 00:22:05,386 --> 00:22:08,085 * But when I love, you don't love back * 467 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,618 * I can't even get one little kiss * 468 00:22:10,652 --> 00:22:13,618 * What kind of love is this? 469 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,952 One trunk, one dress form, 470 00:22:28,985 --> 00:22:30,618 one tuba. 471 00:22:30,652 --> 00:22:32,652 Hey, buddy, bring me a pitcher of ice water 472 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,419 and a menu. 473 00:22:37,553 --> 00:22:39,585 Oh, boy, we've got everything but the kitchen sink. 474 00:22:43,952 --> 00:22:46,052 One sink. 475 00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:47,685 Did you bring the moon? 476 00:22:47,718 --> 00:22:49,018 Moon. 477 00:22:49,052 --> 00:22:51,419 - Snow. - Snow. 478 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,585 One canary. 479 00:22:53,618 --> 00:22:55,052 Kitty, kitty, kitty. 480 00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:56,918 Hey, where's the canary? 481 00:22:56,952 --> 00:22:58,785 In the cat. 482 00:22:58,818 --> 00:23:00,785 Let's see, act one, scene two. 483 00:23:00,818 --> 00:23:02,519 On the table is King Tut's skull. 484 00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:03,885 Did you get King Tut's skull? 485 00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:05,785 - There. - Check. 486 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,453 What's that? 487 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,818 That's King Tut when he was a little boy. 488 00:23:08,852 --> 00:23:10,052 Check. 489 00:23:11,985 --> 00:23:13,618 Good morning, 490 00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:15,018 ladies and gentlemen of the radio audience. 491 00:23:15,052 --> 00:23:16,918 - How do you do? - How do you do? 492 00:23:16,952 --> 00:23:19,018 Are you bothered with corns and bunions? 493 00:23:19,052 --> 00:23:20,952 Oh, yes, a lot. Very, very badly. 494 00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:22,752 Thanks for asking me anyhow. 495 00:23:22,785 --> 00:23:24,585 I'll call the police if you don't stop following me. 496 00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:26,718 Who me? 497 00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:28,785 Oh, brother, you'd better see your dentist at least twice a year. 498 00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:31,453 My nobleman! 499 00:23:31,486 --> 00:23:32,553 Whoa! 500 00:23:44,652 --> 00:23:45,618 Say, you. 501 00:23:49,018 --> 00:23:50,685 Say, what's going on here? 502 00:23:50,718 --> 00:23:52,486 I thought you were gonna put a stop to all this madness. 503 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:55,718 A Fingle never fails. I'll be seeing you. 504 00:23:55,752 --> 00:23:56,918 Hey, what's this? 505 00:23:56,952 --> 00:23:59,018 I made it for Woody, act three, when they make him a knight. 506 00:23:59,052 --> 00:24:00,952 I know, but what are these for? 507 00:24:00,985 --> 00:24:02,952 Coat of arms. 508 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:06,652 Come on, let's check the wardrobe for the garden party number. 509 00:24:06,685 --> 00:24:08,453 Okay. 510 00:24:08,486 --> 00:24:10,952 - Lady de Troop. - Check. 511 00:24:10,985 --> 00:24:12,952 - Lady Vandermeer. - Check. 512 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,718 Lady Wintergarden. 513 00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,685 No, you gotta get a white dress for Lady Wintergarden. 514 00:24:23,952 --> 00:24:25,319 Check. 515 00:24:28,952 --> 00:24:29,985 Put it in the closet. 516 00:24:32,085 --> 00:24:35,453 Hey, Ole, is that Kitty a pal. 517 00:24:37,818 --> 00:24:39,319 Hey, fella! 518 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,052 Why don't you put your hand out 519 00:24:49,085 --> 00:24:50,852 when you make a left turn? 520 00:24:50,885 --> 00:24:52,785 - This is our room. - Sabotage. 521 00:24:52,818 --> 00:24:56,319 Look! He's dressed just like us. 522 00:24:56,353 --> 00:24:59,018 - Yeah. - What are you doing in my closet? 523 00:24:59,052 --> 00:25:01,453 Your closet? Our closet. 524 00:25:01,486 --> 00:25:03,985 This is my room, and those are my clothes. 525 00:25:04,018 --> 00:25:05,952 This is our room, and those are our props. 526 00:25:05,985 --> 00:25:07,885 Get out of those smocks. 527 00:25:07,918 --> 00:25:09,585 Take them off, you imbeciles. 528 00:25:09,618 --> 00:25:12,419 Look, Rasputin, Shorty the butler gave us this room. 529 00:25:12,453 --> 00:25:13,785 So don't you think you're making a mistake? 530 00:25:13,818 --> 00:25:15,052 Bah!! 531 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:21,085 Hereafter, I'll answer my own questions. 532 00:25:21,118 --> 00:25:22,885 Let's talk this thing over quietly. 533 00:25:26,353 --> 00:25:28,018 Hey! 534 00:25:33,652 --> 00:25:35,752 Light? 535 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,386 If you please. 536 00:26:00,818 --> 00:26:02,319 Take it away. 537 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,486 Drafty, isn't it? 538 00:26:21,052 --> 00:26:22,585 On your mark... 539 00:26:22,618 --> 00:26:24,519 get set... 540 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,785 Wow! You're gonna play hard to get, huh? 541 00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:39,618 Oh, it's you. 542 00:26:39,652 --> 00:26:40,952 - Your Highness. - Stop that Highness! 543 00:26:40,985 --> 00:26:42,585 - Yes, Your-- - Your pants. 544 00:26:42,618 --> 00:26:43,918 Mujik? 545 00:26:47,818 --> 00:26:49,885 Down. From now on, 546 00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:52,486 Count Alexander Alexandrovich Alexandrovsky, 547 00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:54,553 you may consider yourself a Grand Duke. 548 00:26:56,852 --> 00:26:58,885 Did you see a tall man without any... 549 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:03,419 What a place. Hey! 550 00:27:23,985 --> 00:27:25,618 Oh, hey, hey. 551 00:27:25,652 --> 00:27:26,985 You know what you're doing, you know what you're doing? 552 00:27:27,018 --> 00:27:29,852 Of course I know what I'm doing. I'm just... 553 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,952 Not me. It's hard luck to walk under a ladder. 554 00:27:35,985 --> 00:27:38,386 Oh, my error. 555 00:27:48,453 --> 00:27:53,085 * There's a cottage hidden in the hills * 556 00:27:53,118 --> 00:27:57,952 * By a waterfall where stardust spills * 557 00:27:57,985 --> 00:28:02,018 * And songs bloom on the windowsills * 558 00:28:02,052 --> 00:28:06,519 * It's heaven for two 559 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,618 * There's a picket fence of moonlight bars * 560 00:28:12,652 --> 00:28:17,085 * And a shingle roof of April stars * 561 00:28:17,118 --> 00:28:20,818 * And shells of spring in crystal jars * 562 00:28:20,852 --> 00:28:25,319 * It's heaven for two 563 00:28:28,419 --> 00:28:31,785 * There's a first and second mortgage * 564 00:28:31,818 --> 00:28:36,453 * Of a million moonbeams * 565 00:28:36,486 --> 00:28:41,652 * But we could pay it off in no time * 566 00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:45,419 * With our very best dreams 567 00:28:45,453 --> 00:28:50,018 * There's a rainbow rug upon the floor * 568 00:28:50,052 --> 00:28:55,453 * And a horseshoe moon above the door * 569 00:28:55,486 --> 00:28:58,553 * The only thing it needs is you * 570 00:28:58,585 --> 00:29:04,852 * My heaven for two 571 00:29:04,885 --> 00:29:09,785 * There's a cottage hidden in the hills * 572 00:29:09,818 --> 00:29:14,985 * By a waterfall where stardust spills * 573 00:29:15,018 --> 00:29:18,585 * And songs bloom on the windowsills * 574 00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:22,652 * It's heaven for two 575 00:29:28,052 --> 00:29:29,386 Hey, Stinky, will you go on home? 576 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,952 Stinky, will you go home? 577 00:29:35,585 --> 00:29:37,018 That's a good boy. 578 00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:39,419 Go home and get yourself sick on spinach. 579 00:29:39,453 --> 00:29:41,353 All right, go ahead with the song. 580 00:29:41,386 --> 00:29:46,752 * There's a picket fence of moonlight bars * 581 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:51,785 * And a shingle roof of April stars * 582 00:29:51,818 --> 00:29:55,553 * And shells of spring in crystal jars * 583 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:59,419 * It's heaven for two 584 00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:05,386 * There's a first and second mortgage * 585 00:30:06,852 --> 00:30:10,618 * Of a million moonbeams 586 00:30:11,985 --> 00:30:15,885 * But we could pay it off in no time * 587 00:30:15,918 --> 00:30:19,453 * With our very best dreams 588 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:24,685 * There's a rainbow rug upon the floor * 589 00:30:24,718 --> 00:30:29,585 * And a horseshoe moon above the door * 590 00:30:29,618 --> 00:30:35,785 * The only thing it needs is you * 591 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,718 Holy smoke, I didn't mean for this to happen. Come on. 592 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:57,618 Look here, what did Jeff tell us to get for scene four? 593 00:30:57,652 --> 00:30:59,386 Arrows or sparrows? 594 00:30:59,419 --> 00:31:00,918 I don't know. We can get both. 595 00:31:11,618 --> 00:31:12,918 Louis. 596 00:31:12,952 --> 00:31:14,453 Operator. 597 00:31:19,985 --> 00:31:21,285 Louis! 598 00:31:25,453 --> 00:31:27,018 That's what happens when you hire relatives. 599 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:31,718 Louis! 600 00:31:35,453 --> 00:31:36,918 Oh, yeah? You can't talk that way to me 601 00:31:36,952 --> 00:31:39,052 and get away with it. Actors, huh? 602 00:31:39,085 --> 00:31:41,553 I'll get even with you guys. I'll think of something. 603 00:31:41,585 --> 00:31:43,553 If I could only give him a Mickey. 604 00:31:43,585 --> 00:31:44,918 - Louis. - Let me alone. I'm thinkin'. 605 00:31:44,952 --> 00:31:46,618 Well, I'll leave you two here. 606 00:31:46,652 --> 00:31:48,419 Aren't you coming with us? 607 00:31:48,453 --> 00:31:49,685 No, thanks. I've gotta do some work on the first act. 608 00:31:49,718 --> 00:31:51,353 See ya later. 609 00:31:51,386 --> 00:31:52,785 Hi, Jeff. 610 00:31:52,818 --> 00:31:54,652 What's the matter, kid? 611 00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:56,353 You love the girl and the girl loves you. 612 00:31:56,386 --> 00:31:57,618 She's got all the money in the world, 613 00:31:57,652 --> 00:31:59,419 and you want to brush her off. 614 00:31:59,453 --> 00:32:00,985 I know what it is. You don't wanna cut in on your pal, 615 00:32:01,018 --> 00:32:02,818 - isn't that it? - Woody's been too swell a friend. 616 00:32:02,852 --> 00:32:04,486 I wouldn't hurt him for anything in the world. 617 00:32:04,519 --> 00:32:06,985 Well, let's get after those arrows. 618 00:32:07,018 --> 00:32:08,852 Everybody watch me. 619 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,752 I was the William Tell of Brazgovnia. 620 00:32:13,752 --> 00:32:16,052 Come, let us go to the pool. 621 00:32:22,018 --> 00:32:23,419 Mrs. Jones. 622 00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:31,885 "I shot an arrow in the air, it fell to Earth, 623 00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:34,486 I know not where." 624 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:36,652 Oh, now I know. 625 00:32:36,685 --> 00:32:38,386 There oughta be something we can do for Jeff. 626 00:32:38,419 --> 00:32:39,553 Maybe we can put Woody in the nut house. 627 00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:41,386 Ah, opportunity knocks. 628 00:32:45,985 --> 00:32:47,519 More over here, Ole. 629 00:32:47,553 --> 00:32:49,519 Need any help? 630 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,386 - We've got a big problem. - We're thinking. 631 00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:52,985 That won't help. 632 00:32:53,018 --> 00:32:55,818 You see, we're trying to fix up things for Jeff and Kitty. 633 00:32:55,852 --> 00:32:57,319 Oh, trying to get rid of Woody, huh? 634 00:32:57,353 --> 00:32:58,852 That's right. 635 00:32:58,885 --> 00:33:00,519 Well, deal me in. 636 00:33:00,553 --> 00:33:01,885 Have you got any ideas? 637 00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:04,652 Let me think. 638 00:33:04,685 --> 00:33:07,353 Maybe we can talk Woody into giving Kitty the brush-off. 639 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:08,985 I know, but how? 640 00:33:09,018 --> 00:33:11,486 I remember when my boyfriend gave me the brush-off. 641 00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,486 Kitty's not that kind of a girl. 642 00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:15,752 If we could make Woody believe 643 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,486 that Kitty ain't the kind of girl 644 00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:19,052 he thinks she is, he might take a powder. 645 00:33:19,085 --> 00:33:21,386 Uh-huh. I... 646 00:33:21,419 --> 00:33:23,386 I think you got something there. 647 00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:25,985 Yeah, but how do we do it? 648 00:33:26,018 --> 00:33:28,018 Well, we'll collar Woody at the dance tonight. 649 00:33:28,052 --> 00:33:29,985 When we get through with him, he'll think 650 00:33:30,018 --> 00:33:31,652 Kitty's a female Bluebeard. 651 00:33:31,685 --> 00:33:33,685 - Okay. - It's a mean trick. 652 00:33:33,718 --> 00:33:34,818 We're doing it for our pal Jeff. 653 00:33:36,486 --> 00:33:37,618 Are you with us, kid? 654 00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:38,852 To the death. 655 00:33:43,052 --> 00:33:45,052 Help! 656 00:33:45,085 --> 00:33:47,453 All right, girls, now smile. 657 00:33:47,486 --> 00:33:48,952 Remember, you're having a good time. 658 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,785 All right, watch the birdy. 659 00:33:53,419 --> 00:33:55,718 Young lady, would you mind sitting over in that chair? 660 00:33:55,752 --> 00:33:57,885 Right there. 661 00:33:57,918 --> 00:33:59,519 Oh, that's fine. 662 00:33:59,553 --> 00:34:01,685 Now hold it. Still. 663 00:34:01,718 --> 00:34:03,718 And what I mean is, don't move. 664 00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:05,386 All right, watch the birdy. 665 00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:07,486 Thank you. Bread, please. 666 00:34:10,585 --> 00:34:11,885 Two slices? I said bread. 667 00:34:20,785 --> 00:34:21,685 Bread. 668 00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:25,985 That's enough? 669 00:34:26,018 --> 00:34:27,386 What do you mean, that's enough? 670 00:34:27,419 --> 00:34:28,486 You're back to two slices. 671 00:34:33,118 --> 00:34:35,419 It's been a great opportunity for me to come up here 672 00:34:35,453 --> 00:34:37,585 and take your pictures, and I hope your show is a success. 673 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:39,818 I really do. Well, good-bye, girls. 674 00:34:41,685 --> 00:34:44,618 * Well, hello, big boy, what's cookin'? * 675 00:34:44,652 --> 00:34:46,852 * Would you like to get your picture tooken? * 676 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:50,085 * There may be a movie, a contract in it * 677 00:34:50,118 --> 00:34:52,952 * Well, come on, Jack, it'll only take a minute * 678 00:34:52,985 --> 00:34:55,685 * Watch the birdy, we'll take a candid camera shot * 679 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:58,353 * Watch the birdy, come on and give it all you've got * 680 00:34:58,386 --> 00:35:00,685 * Watch the birdy, look around and pick a spot * 681 00:35:00,718 --> 00:35:01,785 * And hold it 682 00:35:03,386 --> 00:35:04,585 * Watch the birdy 683 00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:06,319 * Just strike a funny pose a while * 684 00:35:06,353 --> 00:35:08,785 * Watch the birdy, or you can beat that pose a mile * 685 00:35:08,818 --> 00:35:10,918 * Watch the birdy, and let me see your pretty smile * 686 00:35:10,952 --> 00:35:13,818 * And hold it 687 00:35:13,852 --> 00:35:16,085 * We're looking for a tall, dark, handsome man * 688 00:35:16,118 --> 00:35:18,852 * With eyes of blue, a golden tan * 689 00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:21,585 * And strong white teeth like Joel McCrae * 690 00:35:21,618 --> 00:35:24,618 * Hey, you, will you get out of the way? * 691 00:35:24,652 --> 00:35:26,918 * Watch the birdy, we'll take a candid camera shot * 692 00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:29,952 * Watch the birdy, come on and give it all you got * 693 00:35:29,985 --> 00:35:32,085 * Watch the birdy, just look around and pick a spot * 694 00:35:32,118 --> 00:35:33,319 * Hold it 695 00:35:33,353 --> 00:35:35,453 * Zoot-ay 696 00:35:35,486 --> 00:35:37,685 * Watch the birdy, we'll take a candid camera shot * 697 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:40,585 * Watch the birdy, come on and give it all you got * 698 00:35:40,618 --> 00:35:43,085 * Watch the birdy, just look around and pick a spot * 699 00:35:43,118 --> 00:35:46,052 * Hold it, zoot it, and hold it * 700 00:35:46,085 --> 00:35:48,618 * Watch the birdy, just strike a funny pose a while * 701 00:35:48,652 --> 00:35:51,052 * Watch the birdy, you can beat that pose a while * 702 00:35:51,085 --> 00:35:54,018 * Watch the birdy, now let me see your pretty smile * 703 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,486 * Hold it 704 00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:59,486 * We're looking for a tall, dark, handsome man * 705 00:35:59,519 --> 00:36:01,985 * With eyes of blue, a golden tan * 706 00:36:02,018 --> 00:36:04,818 * Strong white teeth like Joel McCrae * 707 00:36:04,852 --> 00:36:07,985 * Hey, you, will you get out of the way * 708 00:36:08,018 --> 00:36:10,453 * Watch the birdy, we'll take a candid camera shot * 709 00:36:10,486 --> 00:36:13,319 * Watch the birdy, come on and give it all you got * 710 00:36:13,353 --> 00:36:15,652 * Watch the birdy, just look around and pick a spot * 711 00:36:15,685 --> 00:36:16,652 * Hold it 712 00:36:16,685 --> 00:36:18,818 * Zooty, now hold it 713 00:36:40,052 --> 00:36:42,718 * We're looking for a tall, dark, handsome man * 714 00:36:42,752 --> 00:36:45,752 * With eyes of blue and a golden tan * 715 00:36:45,785 --> 00:36:48,353 * Strong white teeth like Joel McCrae * 716 00:36:48,386 --> 00:36:51,752 * Hey, you, will you get out of the way * 717 00:36:51,785 --> 00:36:54,718 * Watch the birdy, we'll get a candid camera shot * 718 00:36:54,752 --> 00:36:56,952 * Watch the birdy, come on and give it all you got * 719 00:36:56,985 --> 00:36:59,453 * Watch the birdy, just look around and pick a spot * 720 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:00,685 * Hold it 721 00:37:20,018 --> 00:37:21,952 Oh, somebody's been fooling around with my battery. 722 00:37:21,985 --> 00:37:23,285 Hoo hoo! 723 00:37:28,386 --> 00:37:30,052 Hey. 724 00:37:35,652 --> 00:37:39,852 * I once had a vision of heaven * 725 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:43,685 * And you were there 726 00:37:43,718 --> 00:37:47,952 * I gazed at a sky full of starlight * 727 00:37:47,985 --> 00:37:52,718 * And you were there 728 00:37:52,752 --> 00:37:56,818 * One day, I spoke to a bluebird * 729 00:37:56,852 --> 00:38:00,952 * It told me in song about you * 730 00:38:00,985 --> 00:38:04,785 * Once I heard music by Gershwin * 731 00:38:04,818 --> 00:38:09,685 * And you were there too 732 00:38:09,718 --> 00:38:12,985 * I stood in the spray of a fountain * 733 00:38:13,018 --> 00:38:17,585 * And you were there 734 00:38:17,618 --> 00:38:21,085 * I climbed to the top of a mountain * 735 00:38:21,118 --> 00:38:25,718 * And you were there 736 00:38:25,752 --> 00:38:30,453 * Whenever we two are apart * 737 00:38:30,486 --> 00:38:34,386 * I look down deep in my heart * 738 00:38:34,419 --> 00:38:40,885 * For, darling, I know that I'll find you there * 739 00:38:42,818 --> 00:38:44,652 Oh, Jeff. 740 00:38:44,685 --> 00:38:46,752 Darling. 741 00:38:46,785 --> 00:38:48,618 What did you say? 742 00:38:48,652 --> 00:38:50,918 I said, "Yes, Kitty?" 743 00:38:50,952 --> 00:38:53,985 Oh. That's not what it sounded like. 744 00:38:54,018 --> 00:38:56,453 That's what it should've sounded like. 745 00:38:58,519 --> 00:39:01,085 Woody wants Mother and Dad to announce our engagement tonight. 746 00:39:01,118 --> 00:39:02,985 Well, that's swell. 747 00:39:03,018 --> 00:39:05,852 Woody's a great guy. 748 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:06,952 I give up. 749 00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:14,952 We gotta go to work on Woody right away. 750 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,685 You tell her. 751 00:39:16,718 --> 00:39:17,985 - All right, dance me over. - Okay. 752 00:39:20,018 --> 00:39:22,685 Did anyone ever tell you you dance like Ginger Rogers? 753 00:39:22,718 --> 00:39:24,419 - No. - No wonder. 754 00:39:26,818 --> 00:39:29,553 I suppose your dad told you my plan. 755 00:39:29,585 --> 00:39:31,585 It's a perfect night for it; what do you say? 756 00:39:31,618 --> 00:39:33,285 Oh, well, Woody, I-- 757 00:39:38,718 --> 00:39:40,585 Look, I wanna tell you something for your own good. 758 00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:44,652 Mujik. 759 00:39:44,685 --> 00:39:48,018 Why, you Czatsky-dancing tea guzzler, I oughta... 760 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,718 I... 761 00:39:49,752 --> 00:39:51,985 Oh, hello. 762 00:39:55,652 --> 00:39:57,618 Did anyone ever tell you you dance just like... 763 00:40:10,052 --> 00:40:11,952 What happened? 764 00:40:17,486 --> 00:40:19,486 Well, did you tell Woody? 765 00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:20,985 Are you kiddin'? I didn't have a chance. 766 00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:22,718 - Did you tell him? - She messed it up. 767 00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:25,052 We'll have to tell him ourselves. Come on, let's go. 768 00:40:32,852 --> 00:40:35,052 I have asked her, but she wouldn't give me an answer. 769 00:40:35,085 --> 00:40:37,818 Well, take her out to some quiet corner and make her give you an answer. 770 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,085 And do it now. 771 00:40:39,118 --> 00:40:40,718 But, Mr. Rand, I... 772 00:40:43,419 --> 00:40:44,718 Just the fella we've been looking for. 773 00:40:44,752 --> 00:40:46,419 Come with us. 774 00:40:46,453 --> 00:40:48,353 What's this all about? 775 00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:49,918 Just a minute. You'll find out. 776 00:40:49,952 --> 00:40:52,085 - I'll tell you-- - Let me tell him. 777 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:54,453 - No, I'll tell him. - Will you let me handle it? - Look, boys, I'm busy. 778 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,419 Are you more interested in that picture or me? 779 00:40:57,453 --> 00:40:58,985 I wasted all day up here with you. 780 00:40:59,018 --> 00:41:00,918 Them mugs annoy me. 781 00:41:00,952 --> 00:41:03,553 They're stickin' their noses into somebody else's business again. 782 00:41:03,585 --> 00:41:06,386 And so am I. I could've had a good date this afternoon. 783 00:41:06,419 --> 00:41:07,952 You want to mix it all up? Leave it alone. 784 00:41:07,985 --> 00:41:10,519 What are you doing, are you wacky? 785 00:41:10,553 --> 00:41:12,553 Oh, if you weren't wearing glasses, 786 00:41:12,585 --> 00:41:13,885 would I fix you up. 787 00:41:13,918 --> 00:41:15,752 - Glasses? Glasses?! - Cut it out. 788 00:41:18,785 --> 00:41:20,453 Pal... 789 00:41:20,486 --> 00:41:21,918 Just a moment, Woody. 790 00:41:21,952 --> 00:41:23,585 We're having a little trouble with this film. 791 00:41:23,618 --> 00:41:24,885 That Louis again. 792 00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:26,553 Hey, Louis, will you keep your mind on your work? 793 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:27,885 Will you get away from-- 794 00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:30,386 Don't tell me what to do! 795 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:32,885 Boy, I'm getting a little seasick. 796 00:41:32,918 --> 00:41:34,918 So am I. 797 00:41:34,952 --> 00:41:36,818 Hey, maybe we can handle this ourselves. 798 00:41:36,852 --> 00:41:38,519 Give me a hand here. 799 00:41:41,085 --> 00:41:43,618 - That's good. - That's it. 800 00:41:43,652 --> 00:41:45,052 Oh! 801 00:41:46,652 --> 00:41:48,052 Where's Chic? 802 00:41:48,085 --> 00:41:49,885 Hey, how did you get up there? 803 00:41:49,918 --> 00:41:51,618 How did you get down there? 804 00:41:51,652 --> 00:41:52,985 Come on, Woody. Here we go again. 805 00:41:53,018 --> 00:41:54,453 Be careful, will ya? 806 00:41:54,486 --> 00:41:55,918 Look out for my head. 807 00:41:55,952 --> 00:41:57,718 Be careful. Cut it out, will ya? 808 00:42:01,818 --> 00:42:04,453 Hey, Louis, get that blonde outta there, 809 00:42:04,486 --> 00:42:06,353 concentrate on your business. 810 00:42:06,386 --> 00:42:08,419 Terrible way to make a living. 811 00:42:08,453 --> 00:42:09,785 Louis, you dope! 812 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,618 Hey, Woody, how do we get outta this? 813 00:42:11,652 --> 00:42:13,585 I don't know. It never happened to me before. 814 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:16,553 Louis, you crazy... Louis, be careful. 815 00:42:16,585 --> 00:42:17,918 Shut up! 816 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,952 Number one machine... 817 00:42:19,985 --> 00:42:21,885 Number two machine here. 818 00:42:21,918 --> 00:42:23,419 What do you got going on? 819 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:35,718 Louis, look. You put on the wrong picture. 820 00:42:35,752 --> 00:42:37,818 Take it off. You crazy or something?! 821 00:42:37,852 --> 00:42:39,885 Hey, Louis! 822 00:42:39,918 --> 00:42:41,386 Hey, wait a minute, Louis. 823 00:42:41,419 --> 00:42:43,052 This is no longer a mistake. 824 00:42:43,085 --> 00:42:45,018 This is not Hellzapoppin'. 825 00:42:45,052 --> 00:42:46,918 Ole, those horses don't know what they're doin'. 826 00:42:46,952 --> 00:42:48,652 Look at that big dope. 827 00:42:48,685 --> 00:42:50,685 Louis, will you take those phony Hollywood Indians 828 00:42:50,718 --> 00:42:52,052 - off the screen? - Get 'em off there. 829 00:42:52,085 --> 00:42:54,618 Ow! We've had enough of this! 830 00:42:54,652 --> 00:42:56,085 Get off. 831 00:42:56,118 --> 00:42:57,918 That's better. 832 00:42:57,952 --> 00:42:59,918 Now put on our picture. 833 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:01,852 Come on, come on. 834 00:43:03,918 --> 00:43:05,618 That's it. Where are we? 835 00:43:05,652 --> 00:43:07,553 Over further. 836 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,952 There we are. 837 00:43:08,985 --> 00:43:10,685 - Hold it. - Relatives! 838 00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:13,319 I'd have that half-wit fired if he wasn't your cousin. 839 00:43:13,353 --> 00:43:14,752 My cousin? I thought he was your cousin. 840 00:43:14,785 --> 00:43:16,519 - He said-- - That's what he told me. 841 00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,353 Oh, he did, did he? 842 00:43:18,386 --> 00:43:20,018 Hey, you guys gonna stand there all day? 843 00:43:20,052 --> 00:43:21,918 Oh, a wise guy, huh? 844 00:43:21,952 --> 00:43:24,085 Listen, you big chump, lay off of this little chump. 845 00:43:24,118 --> 00:43:25,785 Who's a little chump? 846 00:43:25,818 --> 00:43:26,918 You're a barrel-waisted weasel. 847 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:28,718 That's different. Let's go. 848 00:43:28,752 --> 00:43:30,785 Just wait till this picture's over. 849 00:43:30,818 --> 00:43:32,585 Look, I've wasted enough time. 850 00:43:32,618 --> 00:43:34,085 Oh, wait. 851 00:43:34,118 --> 00:43:35,785 I thought I was gonna tell him. 852 00:43:35,818 --> 00:43:37,685 All right, you tell him. 853 00:43:37,718 --> 00:43:39,486 Pal, you've been mighty swell to us. 854 00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:41,319 To show you we appreciate it, we're gonna give you a tip. 855 00:43:41,353 --> 00:43:43,486 You're much too nice a guy to be mixed up with Kitty Rand. 856 00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,419 What do you mean?! 857 00:43:45,453 --> 00:43:47,553 - Maybe you better tell him after all. - Oh, no, go right ahead. 858 00:43:47,585 --> 00:43:49,453 Come on, out with it! 859 00:43:49,486 --> 00:43:51,386 Oh, it's nothing. Maybe she don't know it's wrong. 860 00:43:51,419 --> 00:43:53,785 So that's it. Well, who's the guy? 861 00:43:53,818 --> 00:43:55,486 Will you tell him? 862 00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:56,985 Keep going. You're doing fine. 863 00:43:57,018 --> 00:43:58,885 Wait a minute. It's... 864 00:43:58,918 --> 00:44:00,852 It's the prince, the phony. 865 00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:02,785 - Pepi? - Pepi. 866 00:44:04,018 --> 00:44:05,785 That's tellin' him. 867 00:44:08,085 --> 00:44:09,852 - Which way did they go? - That way. 868 00:44:13,918 --> 00:44:15,718 Maybe you don't realize it, Pepi, but it's true. 869 00:44:15,752 --> 00:44:18,018 That's why I want you to stay away from Kitty. 870 00:44:18,052 --> 00:44:20,018 And stop eating those sandwiches. 871 00:44:20,052 --> 00:44:22,519 Maybe you do hold some attraction for her, 872 00:44:22,553 --> 00:44:24,718 but if you do, I'm sure it's not the real thing. 873 00:44:24,752 --> 00:44:27,386 You mean to say I hold some attraction for her? 874 00:44:27,419 --> 00:44:28,718 What else can it be? 875 00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:30,553 And you say it's not the real thing? 876 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:33,353 Of course not. Remember now, stay away from her. 877 00:44:33,386 --> 00:44:35,018 Oh, sure, sure, sure. 878 00:44:35,052 --> 00:44:36,519 Sure. 879 00:44:50,885 --> 00:44:56,553 * I once had a vision of heaven * 880 00:44:56,585 --> 00:44:59,885 * And you were there 881 00:45:02,052 --> 00:45:07,652 * I gazed at a sky full of starlight * 882 00:45:07,685 --> 00:45:10,918 * And you were there 883 00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:18,852 * One day, I spoke to a bluebird * 884 00:45:18,885 --> 00:45:24,453 * It told me in song about you * 885 00:45:24,486 --> 00:45:29,918 * Once I heard music by Gershwin * 886 00:45:29,952 --> 00:45:35,553 * And you were there too 887 00:45:35,585 --> 00:45:40,918 * I once had a vision of heaven * 888 00:45:40,952 --> 00:45:44,818 * And you were there 889 00:45:46,985 --> 00:45:52,652 * I gazed at a sky full of starlight * 890 00:45:52,685 --> 00:45:55,752 * And you were there 891 00:45:58,553 --> 00:46:04,319 * One day I spoke to a bluebird * 892 00:46:04,353 --> 00:46:09,952 * It told me in song about you * 893 00:46:09,985 --> 00:46:15,852 * Once I heard music by Gershwin * 894 00:46:15,885 --> 00:46:21,618 * And you were there too 895 00:46:21,652 --> 00:46:26,685 * I stood in the spray of a fountain * 896 00:46:26,718 --> 00:46:30,785 * And you were there 897 00:46:32,952 --> 00:46:38,618 * I climbed to the top of a mountain * 898 00:46:38,652 --> 00:46:44,018 * And you were there 899 00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:50,785 * Whenever we two are apart * 900 00:46:50,818 --> 00:46:56,085 * I look down deep in my heart * 901 00:46:56,118 --> 00:46:58,918 * For, darling, I know that * 902 00:46:58,952 --> 00:47:02,386 * I'll find you 903 00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:08,486 * There 904 00:47:08,519 --> 00:47:11,718 * For naturally, obviously 905 00:47:11,752 --> 00:47:18,553 * You were there 906 00:47:26,419 --> 00:47:28,818 Where you going, as if I didn't know. 907 00:47:28,852 --> 00:47:30,752 - Let me go. - What for, what for? 908 00:47:30,785 --> 00:47:32,852 That phony Russian's up there trying to make love to my girl. 909 00:47:32,885 --> 00:47:35,453 Who is it? 910 00:47:35,486 --> 00:47:37,852 It is I. Me. 911 00:47:37,885 --> 00:47:39,785 Pepi! 912 00:47:39,818 --> 00:47:41,685 Katusha, why have you waited so long? 913 00:47:41,718 --> 00:47:43,885 Waited? What... 914 00:47:43,918 --> 00:47:45,785 You should have known it was futile to struggle against fate. 915 00:47:45,818 --> 00:47:47,818 Struggle against what? 916 00:47:47,852 --> 00:47:50,486 Ah, my little dove, let me embrace you. 917 00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:52,018 Oh, now look, Pepi... 918 00:47:52,052 --> 00:47:54,085 Do not pretend, Katusha. 919 00:47:54,118 --> 00:47:55,985 Now, Pepi, stop. 920 00:47:56,018 --> 00:47:57,652 Tonight is ours, and it shall live forever, 921 00:47:57,685 --> 00:47:59,553 because you're a woman and I'm a man. 922 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,519 Ah, man and a woman. 923 00:48:01,553 --> 00:48:03,718 Pepi, I'm warning you. Get out of here. 924 00:48:03,752 --> 00:48:07,018 Ah, my little... 925 00:48:09,585 --> 00:48:11,486 Oh, thank you very much. 926 00:48:11,519 --> 00:48:12,818 Kind of dark in here. 927 00:48:12,852 --> 00:48:13,852 Oh, my little turnip. 928 00:48:13,885 --> 00:48:17,018 My two little guitars. I love-- 929 00:48:17,052 --> 00:48:18,486 Such passion! 930 00:48:18,519 --> 00:48:20,453 Together we'll make beautiful music. 931 00:48:26,885 --> 00:48:28,618 - What's the matter? - Pepi's in my room. 932 00:48:28,652 --> 00:48:30,519 I think he's gone love crazy or something. 933 00:48:30,553 --> 00:48:32,553 Oh, let me at him. 934 00:48:32,585 --> 00:48:34,952 You stay here where you'll be safe. 935 00:48:34,985 --> 00:48:36,486 Katusha. 936 00:48:36,519 --> 00:48:37,585 Mujik! 937 00:48:37,618 --> 00:48:39,353 Oh! 938 00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:41,319 Yahoo! 939 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:42,885 Mujik! 940 00:48:57,085 --> 00:48:59,519 - Oh, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes. 941 00:49:03,486 --> 00:49:05,486 Oh, no, no, no! 942 00:49:14,453 --> 00:49:15,885 What a woman. 943 00:49:32,685 --> 00:49:34,419 Don't ask me how I do it, folks. 944 00:49:35,718 --> 00:49:37,353 - Oh, hello. - Can I help? 945 00:49:37,386 --> 00:49:39,085 Certainly you can, certainly you can. 946 00:49:39,118 --> 00:49:41,419 Make him fall in love with you. 947 00:49:41,453 --> 00:49:42,585 Make everybody happy. You and you and you... 948 00:49:42,618 --> 00:49:44,085 And you. Hello, Mom, I'll be home for supper. 949 00:49:44,118 --> 00:49:45,553 Have meat. 950 00:49:45,585 --> 00:49:48,419 Say, better put that violin on a diet. 951 00:49:48,453 --> 00:49:50,585 What about this love thing with you kids, what about it? 952 00:49:50,618 --> 00:49:52,785 Uh, well... 953 00:49:52,818 --> 00:49:54,818 These porters are delivering the instruments. 954 00:49:54,852 --> 00:49:56,486 I better find Chic and Ole. 955 00:49:56,519 --> 00:49:57,852 I'll see you at rehearsal. 956 00:50:00,353 --> 00:50:02,085 Would you know anything about love? 957 00:50:02,118 --> 00:50:03,918 Who me? Not me. I'm a married man. 958 00:52:23,118 --> 00:52:25,486 Hey, Pops, keep that beat a-beatin'. 959 00:52:25,519 --> 00:52:27,985 I feel a rhythmic brainstorm comin' on. 960 00:52:29,553 --> 00:52:31,386 One, two, keep that rhythm heatin'. 961 00:52:32,652 --> 00:52:34,353 One more riff like that, and I'll be gone. 962 00:52:35,618 --> 00:52:38,585 Oh, man, don't stop now, we jumpin'. 963 00:52:38,618 --> 00:52:41,652 Give it everything the law allows. 964 00:52:41,685 --> 00:52:43,885 This thing might turn into something. 965 00:52:43,918 --> 00:52:46,519 If I ain't mistaken, here comes something now. 966 00:55:05,553 --> 00:55:07,052 Wow. Too bad they're not in the show. 967 00:55:07,085 --> 00:55:08,785 Put 'em in the next one. 968 00:55:08,818 --> 00:55:10,952 Yeah, you're gonna produce lots of shows from now on. 969 00:55:10,985 --> 00:55:12,652 I hope you're right. 970 00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:13,952 Say, boys, go down to the station, pick up 971 00:55:13,985 --> 00:55:16,585 - those wardrobe trunks, will you? - Okay. 972 00:55:18,752 --> 00:55:21,386 Hey, Woody. Why the suitcases? 973 00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:24,353 I'm going somewhere to try to reconstruct my life. 974 00:55:24,386 --> 00:55:25,918 Hey, wait a minute. 975 00:55:25,952 --> 00:55:27,818 Come on, tell Jeff all about it. 976 00:55:27,852 --> 00:55:29,585 What's on your mind? 977 00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:31,085 It's Kitty and me. 978 00:55:31,118 --> 00:55:33,718 I'm not the man for her, Jeff. She needs someone like you, 979 00:55:33,752 --> 00:55:36,519 someone taller than she is... mentally. 980 00:55:36,553 --> 00:55:39,052 I found out there's someone else. 981 00:55:39,085 --> 00:55:41,353 I've just told her we're through. 982 00:55:41,386 --> 00:55:42,585 You... 983 00:55:42,618 --> 00:55:44,918 It's my fault, Woody. I'm sorry. 984 00:55:44,952 --> 00:55:46,985 I tried not to fall in love with Kitty, 985 00:55:47,018 --> 00:55:50,052 - but, well, I did. - You love Kitty? 986 00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:52,018 Why, that's wonderful. She needs you. 987 00:55:52,052 --> 00:55:54,018 You can save her from herself. 988 00:55:54,052 --> 00:55:55,752 Save her from herself? 989 00:55:55,785 --> 00:55:58,353 You know, a young girl, ideas about romance. 990 00:55:58,386 --> 00:56:00,419 I better tell you about Pepi. 991 00:56:00,453 --> 00:56:01,618 You mean about Pepi and Kitty? 992 00:56:01,652 --> 00:56:03,852 She told me all about it. 993 00:56:03,885 --> 00:56:05,818 You don't mind? 994 00:56:05,852 --> 00:56:07,585 Of course not. 995 00:56:07,618 --> 00:56:09,818 Maybe I'm a bit old-fashioned. 996 00:56:09,852 --> 00:56:11,818 Kitty. 997 00:56:11,852 --> 00:56:14,818 Kitty, would you mind stepping into my private office? 998 00:56:14,852 --> 00:56:16,985 I get it. 999 00:56:17,018 --> 00:56:18,752 Guess who. 1000 00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:26,018 Watch me. 1001 00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:29,453 I was the Daniel Boone of Brazgovnia. 1002 00:56:31,553 --> 00:56:33,785 Pull. 1003 00:56:36,085 --> 00:56:37,752 Pull. 1004 00:56:39,486 --> 00:56:41,419 There goes that tire again. 1005 00:56:41,453 --> 00:56:43,585 I heard a bang, but I didn't hear any ssss. 1006 00:56:49,685 --> 00:56:51,486 Pull. 1007 00:56:57,519 --> 00:56:59,685 - Hiya, Pepi. - Good morning. 1008 00:56:59,718 --> 00:57:01,018 Load her up. 1009 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:04,319 Pull. 1010 00:57:06,718 --> 00:57:08,785 Hey! 1011 00:57:09,785 --> 00:57:12,652 You heard the ssss that time. Pull. 1012 00:57:21,718 --> 00:57:23,018 What are you doing behind that bush? 1013 00:57:23,052 --> 00:57:25,085 Trying to reconstruct my life. 1014 00:57:25,118 --> 00:57:26,618 What needs reconstructing? 1015 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:28,085 Oh, everything. 1016 00:57:28,118 --> 00:57:29,018 Thanks to you, I found out about Kitty in time. 1017 00:57:29,052 --> 00:57:30,852 You did? 1018 00:57:30,885 --> 00:57:32,453 - I mean, you did? - Yeah. 1019 00:57:32,486 --> 00:57:34,319 Don't worry about that, Woody. 1020 00:57:34,353 --> 00:57:35,419 Now what do you think's happened? 1021 00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:37,085 Jeff's gone and fallen for her. 1022 00:57:37,118 --> 00:57:39,419 No. That's terrible. 1023 00:57:39,453 --> 00:57:41,453 I tried to tell him about Pepi, but he wouldn't listen. 1024 00:57:41,486 --> 00:57:43,885 Aw, no use trying to tell Jeff about anything. 1025 00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:46,553 It's his own life; let him ruin it himself. 1026 00:57:46,585 --> 00:57:48,785 Ready. 1027 00:57:52,818 --> 00:57:56,752 Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones. 1028 00:57:56,785 --> 00:57:57,852 Wrong gun. 1029 00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:00,985 When you first told me about Kitty, 1030 00:58:01,018 --> 00:58:02,785 I figured it was kind of exaggerated, 1031 00:58:02,818 --> 00:58:04,618 and I might be able to stop it. 1032 00:58:04,652 --> 00:58:07,553 But after what I saw last night, thanks again, fellas. 1033 00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,785 - Last night? - Hold on. What happened last night? 1034 00:58:09,818 --> 00:58:11,652 He didn't leave her room till almost 4:00 this morning. 1035 00:58:11,685 --> 00:58:13,353 Who? 1036 00:58:13,386 --> 00:58:15,319 Pepi, of course. 1037 00:58:15,353 --> 00:58:16,885 Chic, did I hear right? 1038 00:58:16,918 --> 00:58:18,718 That gag we pulled... 1039 00:58:18,752 --> 00:58:20,353 It ain't a gag, it's the truth. 1040 00:58:20,386 --> 00:58:22,085 That nice, sweet, innocent girl. 1041 00:58:22,118 --> 00:58:24,818 - That nice, sweet, innocent girl is just a... 1042 00:58:24,852 --> 00:58:27,486 There's still a Hays Office, sweaters or no sweaters. 1043 00:58:27,519 --> 00:58:28,818 She's worse than that. 1044 00:58:28,852 --> 00:58:30,652 What a fine mess we put our pal Jeff in. 1045 00:58:30,685 --> 00:58:32,386 We gotta break that up right now. 1046 00:58:33,785 --> 00:58:35,652 Let's see, music, scenery, wardrobe,. 1047 00:58:35,685 --> 00:58:37,852 Oh, yes, I've gotta pick up Max Kane at the station. 1048 00:58:37,885 --> 00:58:39,553 Oh, no, you're not. 1049 00:58:39,585 --> 00:58:41,052 You're coming with me and tell Mother and Dad about us. 1050 00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:42,585 Let's wait, Kitty, please. 1051 00:58:42,618 --> 00:58:44,553 Careful. I've already been jilted once today. 1052 00:58:44,585 --> 00:58:46,685 I warn you, if I don't get this show on Broadway, 1053 00:58:46,718 --> 00:58:48,353 you'll be jilted again. 1054 00:58:48,386 --> 00:58:49,785 Hey, Jeff, we gotta talk to you. 1055 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,818 It's private, if you don't mind. 1056 00:58:51,852 --> 00:58:53,818 That's all right. I'll send the station wagon for Mr. Kane. 1057 00:58:53,852 --> 00:58:55,618 - Listen, Jeff-- - Let me tell him. 1058 00:58:55,652 --> 00:58:57,652 Listen, kid, this girl Kitty-- 1059 00:58:57,685 --> 00:58:59,085 What about her? 1060 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:01,652 Okay, you tell him. 1061 00:59:01,685 --> 00:59:02,818 Jeff, we've got information 1062 00:59:02,852 --> 00:59:04,486 that proves rather conclusively 1063 00:59:04,519 --> 00:59:06,018 that Kitty... 1064 00:59:06,052 --> 00:59:07,985 that Kitty is a... 1065 00:59:09,519 --> 00:59:11,985 Okay, Louis. 1066 00:59:12,018 --> 00:59:14,585 I'll put it a different way. 1067 00:59:14,618 --> 00:59:17,419 You know who was in her room at 4:00 this morning? 1068 00:59:17,453 --> 00:59:19,419 - Oh, that. Forget it. - Forget it? 1069 00:59:19,453 --> 00:59:21,718 Listen, boys, I've got great news for you. 1070 00:59:21,752 --> 00:59:23,818 Max Kane, the producer, is coming to see the show tonight. 1071 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:25,718 If he likes it, it goes on Broadway. 1072 00:59:25,752 --> 00:59:28,952 And Miss Kitty Rand becomes Mrs. Jeffrey Hunter, 1073 00:59:28,985 --> 00:59:30,918 so keep your fingers crossed. 1074 00:59:32,718 --> 00:59:35,386 Well, we did our best. 1075 00:59:36,952 --> 00:59:38,718 Good morning. 1076 00:59:38,752 --> 00:59:41,386 Good morning. 1077 00:59:41,419 --> 00:59:42,685 Jeff said that he won't go for the girl 1078 00:59:42,718 --> 00:59:44,519 unless the show's a hit, is that right? 1079 00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:46,018 Of course it's right. 1080 00:59:46,052 --> 00:59:48,018 It would be terrible if he married the wrong girl. 1081 00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:50,519 That might nip his whole career right in the bud. 1082 00:59:50,553 --> 00:59:51,553 So? 1083 00:59:51,585 --> 00:59:54,553 So we've got to make sure that the show is a flop. 1084 00:59:54,585 --> 00:59:56,052 Oh, sabotage. 1085 00:59:56,085 --> 00:59:57,585 That's the idea, 1086 00:59:57,618 --> 00:59:59,085 because if Kane doesn't like the show, 1087 00:59:59,118 --> 01:00:01,818 nobody else will, and Jeff won't go for Kitty. 1088 01:00:01,852 --> 01:00:03,519 He'll be awfully upset. 1089 01:00:03,553 --> 01:00:05,818 He'll get over it, and write plenty more hit plays. 1090 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:08,052 The main thing is to save him from the clutches of that woman. 1091 01:00:08,085 --> 01:00:10,918 Good idea. Even from you. 1092 01:00:10,952 --> 01:00:12,419 Yeah, but we're gonna need some help. 1093 01:00:12,453 --> 01:00:13,918 Let's call some of the boys. 1094 01:00:13,952 --> 01:00:15,618 I'll go right to the phone. 1095 01:00:15,652 --> 01:00:19,285 For the kid's sake, this show has gotta be a bust. 1096 01:00:20,453 --> 01:00:21,718 It's all your fault. 1097 01:00:39,652 --> 01:00:41,785 How do you do? 1098 01:00:41,818 --> 01:00:44,018 Mr. Kane, it was so nice of you to come. 1099 01:00:44,052 --> 01:00:45,985 We didn't know that a big producer like you-- 1100 01:00:46,018 --> 01:00:48,319 Young lady, if I didn't respect your father's position 1101 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:49,885 in the banking world, 1102 01:00:49,918 --> 01:00:51,319 and if a producer doesn't know sometime 1103 01:00:51,353 --> 01:00:53,085 where his next mortgage is coming from, 1104 01:00:53,118 --> 01:00:54,752 I'd no more come near this show-- 1105 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:56,052 Oh, but it's a great show, Mr. Kane. 1106 01:00:56,085 --> 01:00:59,386 - You're gonna like it. - What'll you bet? 1107 01:01:04,453 --> 01:01:05,818 Now, did you give the boys their assignments? 1108 01:01:05,852 --> 01:01:07,918 They're set. I don't think I've forgotten a thing. 1109 01:01:07,952 --> 01:01:10,685 Hey, looky there. We can use him. 1110 01:01:10,718 --> 01:01:12,752 Oh, usher, come here. Usher. 1111 01:01:12,785 --> 01:01:14,419 - Usher? - You ring for ice water? 1112 01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:15,885 Certainly we rang for... Never mind that. 1113 01:01:15,918 --> 01:01:17,419 See that man down there? 1114 01:01:17,453 --> 01:01:19,085 Give him a good seat, way down in front. 1115 01:01:19,118 --> 01:01:20,718 Thank you very much. Oh, here's a little tip for you. 1116 01:01:20,752 --> 01:01:23,052 A little tip? 1117 01:01:23,085 --> 01:01:25,553 Oh, doing a little light reading? 1118 01:01:25,585 --> 01:01:27,553 I can get you a much better seat than that, better light. 1119 01:01:27,585 --> 01:01:28,718 Come this way. 1120 01:01:42,785 --> 01:01:47,752 * 1121 01:02:18,052 --> 01:02:20,386 No room out there. This is the best seat in the house. 1122 01:02:20,419 --> 01:02:21,952 Here, a little tip for you. 1123 01:02:28,519 --> 01:02:30,885 Full house. Sell-out. 1124 01:02:45,952 --> 01:02:47,519 Here, sweetheart. 1125 01:02:47,553 --> 01:02:49,486 Gee, thanks, Chic. 1126 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:46,852 That Bronx ballerina, she ruined my performance. 1127 01:05:46,885 --> 01:05:49,319 Oh, I don't know why anyone would wanna do that. 1128 01:07:07,486 --> 01:07:08,985 Hiya, Grandma. 1129 01:07:09,018 --> 01:07:10,685 Oh, my fan, my fan. 1130 01:07:10,718 --> 01:07:12,752 Could I be of assistance? 1131 01:07:12,785 --> 01:07:13,785 Yes, thank you. 1132 01:07:15,486 --> 01:07:16,818 Well, good night, all. 1133 01:07:29,652 --> 01:07:32,319 Very, very sorry to interrupt at this time, ladies and gentlemen, 1134 01:07:32,353 --> 01:07:34,685 but there's a very urgent call for Mr. Robert T. McChesney. 1135 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:37,752 Robert T. McChesney. 1136 01:07:37,785 --> 01:07:39,718 Go to your home immediately. 1137 01:07:39,752 --> 01:07:42,419 You have become the father of twins. 1138 01:07:42,453 --> 01:07:43,752 Robert T. McChesney. 1139 01:07:47,918 --> 01:07:52,052 What am I running for? My name's Miller. 1140 01:07:52,085 --> 01:07:54,585 - Kitty, what's happened? What's going on? - I don't know. 1141 01:07:54,618 --> 01:07:56,052 Come on, girls, give this number everything. 1142 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,718 Say, what's the idea of this? 1143 01:08:10,752 --> 01:08:12,453 Oh, my coat just had pups. 1144 01:08:12,486 --> 01:08:15,453 I wanted to talk to the... 1145 01:08:15,486 --> 01:08:16,952 Never mind. 1146 01:08:16,985 --> 01:08:17,818 Yeah. 1147 01:08:19,718 --> 01:08:22,353 * With a pom or peke 1148 01:08:22,386 --> 01:08:24,985 * Strolls along the thoroughfare * 1149 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:27,885 Mrs. Jones! 1150 01:08:27,918 --> 01:08:30,918 Mrs. Jones! 1151 01:08:30,952 --> 01:08:32,486 Mrs. Jones! 1152 01:08:32,519 --> 01:08:36,052 * Every girl a beautiful charade * 1153 01:08:36,085 --> 01:08:40,353 * They pirouette and pose a while * 1154 01:08:40,386 --> 01:08:43,519 * And invite a smile 1155 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:48,785 * When they're putting on the dog * 1156 01:08:48,818 --> 01:08:51,852 * They pass in review 1157 01:08:51,885 --> 01:08:53,818 * On each avenue 1158 01:08:53,852 --> 01:08:58,652 * Exotic, blasé 1159 01:08:58,685 --> 01:09:01,985 * Wherever they go 1160 01:09:02,018 --> 01:09:05,553 * They put on their show 1161 01:09:05,585 --> 01:09:09,752 * It all began with Eve 1162 01:09:09,785 --> 01:09:13,752 * Catching every eye 1163 01:09:13,785 --> 01:09:18,885 * Captivating every passerby * 1164 01:09:18,918 --> 01:09:22,952 * They've such a charming unconcern * 1165 01:09:22,985 --> 01:09:26,285 Andrew, my fur's on the floor. 1166 01:09:54,785 --> 01:09:56,519 Here. This is what you like. 1167 01:09:56,553 --> 01:09:58,052 Take 'em. 1168 01:10:04,018 --> 01:10:06,419 This thing is getting good. 1169 01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:08,052 Jeff hasn't overlooked a trick. 1170 01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:25,419 * Way down on the levee in old Alabamy * 1171 01:10:25,453 --> 01:10:28,553 * There's Daddy and Mammy, there's Ephraim and Sammy * 1172 01:10:28,585 --> 01:10:31,718 * On a moonlight night you can find them all * 1173 01:10:31,752 --> 01:10:34,519 * While they are waitin', the banjos are syncopatin' * 1174 01:10:34,553 --> 01:10:36,018 * What's that they're sayin'? 1175 01:10:36,052 --> 01:10:37,885 * Oh, what's that they're sayin'? * 1176 01:10:37,918 --> 01:10:40,585 * While they keep playin', I'm hummin' and swayin' * 1177 01:10:40,618 --> 01:10:43,486 * It's the good ship Robert E. Lee * 1178 01:10:43,519 --> 01:10:46,386 * That's come to carry the cotton away * 1179 01:10:51,453 --> 01:10:54,085 * Watch them shufflin' along * 1180 01:10:54,118 --> 01:10:56,918 * See them shufflin' along * 1181 01:10:56,952 --> 01:11:03,652 * Go down to the levee, I said to the levee * 1182 01:11:03,685 --> 01:11:06,885 * I said to the levee, I said to the levee * 1183 01:11:06,918 --> 01:11:08,319 * The levee, the levee, the levee, the levee * 1184 01:11:08,353 --> 01:11:09,685 * The levee, the levee the levee, the levee * 1185 01:11:09,718 --> 01:11:11,419 * The levee, the levee, the levee, the levee * 1186 01:11:11,453 --> 01:11:13,852 * The levee, the levee, the levee, the levee * 1187 01:11:13,885 --> 01:11:15,852 * The levee, the levee, the levee, the levee, the levee * 1188 01:11:26,018 --> 01:11:28,519 * Join that shufflin' throng 1189 01:11:28,553 --> 01:11:31,386 * Hear that music and song * 1190 01:11:31,419 --> 01:11:33,353 * It's simply great, mate 1191 01:11:33,386 --> 01:11:35,052 * Waitin' on the levee 1192 01:11:35,085 --> 01:11:37,885 * Waitin' for the Robert E. Lee * 1193 01:11:39,585 --> 01:11:43,018 * Watch them shufflin' along 1194 01:11:44,818 --> 01:11:49,085 * So take your best gal, real pal * 1195 01:11:49,118 --> 01:11:52,018 * Go down to the levee, I said to the levee * 1196 01:11:52,052 --> 01:11:55,018 * Join that shufflin' throng 1197 01:11:55,052 --> 01:11:56,918 * Hear that music and song 1198 01:11:58,486 --> 01:11:59,852 * It's simply great, mate 1199 01:11:59,885 --> 01:12:01,585 * Waitin' on the levee 1200 01:12:01,618 --> 01:12:04,685 * Waitin' for the Robert E. Lee * 1201 01:12:04,718 --> 01:12:07,752 * Way down on the levee in old Alabamy * 1202 01:12:07,785 --> 01:12:10,785 * There's Daddy and Mammy, there's Ephraim and Sammy * 1203 01:12:10,818 --> 01:12:14,752 * On a moonlight night you can find them all * 1204 01:12:14,785 --> 01:12:17,553 * While they are waitin', the banjos are syncopatin' * 1205 01:12:17,585 --> 01:12:20,353 * What's that they're sayin', what's that they're sayin'? * 1206 01:12:20,386 --> 01:12:22,985 * While I keep a-prayin', I'm hoppin' and swayin' * 1207 01:12:23,018 --> 01:12:25,885 * It's the good ship Robert E. Lee * 1208 01:12:25,918 --> 01:12:29,785 * That's come to carry the cotton away * 1209 01:12:39,618 --> 01:12:40,486 Boo! 1210 01:12:43,985 --> 01:12:44,885 Boo! 1211 01:12:59,353 --> 01:13:02,852 * Watch them shufflin' along * 1212 01:13:02,885 --> 01:13:04,486 There's a little thing back there, 1213 01:13:04,519 --> 01:13:05,885 and it goes like that. 1214 01:13:05,918 --> 01:13:08,453 * Along 1215 01:13:12,585 --> 01:13:17,519 * Watch them shufflin' along * 1216 01:13:17,553 --> 01:13:20,818 * It's simply great, mate, waitin' on the levee * 1217 01:13:20,852 --> 01:13:25,553 * Waitin' for the Robert E. Lee * 1218 01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:44,419 You crabbed my act. 1219 01:13:44,453 --> 01:13:45,818 Wait a minute. We did it for Jeff's sake 1220 01:13:45,852 --> 01:13:47,585 so he wouldn't marry Kitty. 1221 01:13:47,618 --> 01:13:48,685 Who cares? I'm gonna blow you two to bits. 1222 01:13:48,718 --> 01:13:50,553 We saw Prince Pepi come out of her room at 4:00 a.m. 1223 01:13:50,585 --> 01:13:52,453 Sure, he was in her room, but he was in there with me. 1224 01:13:52,486 --> 01:13:53,885 - You?! - Yes, me. 1225 01:13:53,918 --> 01:13:55,386 Now you guys stand back and take your medicine. 1226 01:14:01,519 --> 01:14:03,319 We ruined our pal, that's what we've done. 1227 01:14:03,353 --> 01:14:04,885 Jeff will murder us for this. 1228 01:14:04,918 --> 01:14:06,718 Where are those two baboons? 1229 01:14:06,752 --> 01:14:08,386 - We've gotta do a disappearing act. - Yeah, but how? 1230 01:14:08,419 --> 01:14:09,652 Disappearing act. 1231 01:14:09,685 --> 01:14:12,718 - I can help you out. - I'm a magician. 1232 01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:14,052 You can make us disappear? 1233 01:14:14,085 --> 01:14:16,319 Oh, yes, oh, yes. Zip the zipper. 1234 01:14:16,353 --> 01:14:17,852 I saw it in pictures one time, great trick. 1235 01:14:17,885 --> 01:14:19,852 I used to make guinea pigs disappear by the thousands. 1236 01:14:19,885 --> 01:14:21,585 I often wonder what became of 'em. 1237 01:14:21,618 --> 01:14:22,885 All you do is this. 1238 01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:26,085 Like this. 1239 01:14:28,085 --> 01:14:29,918 Something's the matter, I'm stuck. 1240 01:14:29,952 --> 01:14:31,652 You got it all wrong. 1241 01:14:31,685 --> 01:14:33,752 I saw that picture. You're supposed to zip it down. 1242 01:14:33,785 --> 01:14:36,785 Like this. 1243 01:14:36,818 --> 01:14:38,918 Hey. 1244 01:14:38,952 --> 01:14:40,885 Hey, wait a minute. I can't get outta this. 1245 01:14:40,918 --> 01:14:42,585 You look better that way. 1246 01:14:42,618 --> 01:14:46,519 Ole, I can't get it back either. 1247 01:14:46,553 --> 01:14:48,885 Easy, he says. All you gotta do is zip the zipper. 1248 01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:50,618 Well, you've got me all mixed up. 1249 01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:52,419 Oh, you've been mixed up since the day you were born. 1250 01:14:52,453 --> 01:14:54,453 Why, you sawed-off little runt. 1251 01:14:54,486 --> 01:14:56,419 Runt?! 1252 01:14:58,486 --> 01:15:00,785 Where are you? 1253 01:15:00,818 --> 01:15:02,553 Someday I have to figure a way to get them out of this thing. 1254 01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:04,486 Have you seen those two imbeciles? 1255 01:15:04,519 --> 01:15:06,085 Come out of there. Come on down, where are you? 1256 01:15:06,118 --> 01:15:07,685 Don't let him in. 1257 01:15:07,718 --> 01:15:09,052 That's Pepi. He's after us. 1258 01:15:09,085 --> 01:15:12,085 - What'll we do? Hide. - Hurry. 1259 01:15:12,118 --> 01:15:14,353 Wait a minute, what are you trying to do, climb out the window? 1260 01:15:14,386 --> 01:15:15,752 - Why don't you make up your mind? - Hurry up. 1261 01:15:15,785 --> 01:15:18,718 This is no time for dancing. Come over here. Get behind me quick. 1262 01:15:18,752 --> 01:15:21,085 Look at them over there. Half man and half nothing. 1263 01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:26,585 What's going on here? 1264 01:15:26,618 --> 01:15:28,319 Where? 1265 01:15:28,353 --> 01:15:29,752 Oh, double talk. 1266 01:15:29,785 --> 01:15:32,519 Who are you looking at, you pasty-faced Pomeranian? 1267 01:15:32,553 --> 01:15:34,453 Did you call me a pasty-faced Pomeranian? 1268 01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:35,718 I certainly did. 1269 01:15:35,752 --> 01:15:37,052 Listen, you... 1270 01:15:37,085 --> 01:15:38,618 Well, we have things to attend to. 1271 01:15:38,652 --> 01:15:39,718 Let's go. 1272 01:15:41,386 --> 01:15:43,353 Ole, come here. Hurry up, quick! 1273 01:15:48,018 --> 01:15:49,652 Let's get out of here before Jeff catches us. 1274 01:15:49,685 --> 01:15:52,353 Just a minute. 1275 01:15:58,918 --> 01:16:00,453 Home, James. 1276 01:16:01,553 --> 01:16:03,918 Hurry and get into your conga clothes. 1277 01:16:03,952 --> 01:16:05,718 We've got to do something to save this show. 1278 01:16:05,752 --> 01:16:07,052 I know, I know. 1279 01:16:07,085 --> 01:16:08,718 Halt. 1280 01:16:08,752 --> 01:16:10,852 About face. 1281 01:16:12,353 --> 01:16:14,052 Go. 1282 01:16:14,085 --> 01:16:16,419 Characters. 1283 01:16:36,852 --> 01:16:38,652 You got us into this, now get us out. 1284 01:16:38,685 --> 01:16:40,652 Hurry up. What do you have to do to unzip us? 1285 01:16:40,685 --> 01:16:42,553 We can't go around dressed like this the rest of our lives. 1286 01:16:42,585 --> 01:16:44,453 I never did figure out that part of the trick. 1287 01:16:44,486 --> 01:16:45,952 I never could make that guinea pig visible. 1288 01:16:45,985 --> 01:16:47,718 What? You did that to us? 1289 01:16:47,752 --> 01:16:49,652 Yes. 1290 01:16:54,486 --> 01:16:56,353 If his spirit leaves him, we're done for. 1291 01:16:56,386 --> 01:16:58,519 - Mr. Jordan. - Mr. Jordan. 1292 01:16:58,553 --> 01:17:00,852 Throw some water on my face. My face here. 1293 01:17:03,918 --> 01:17:06,386 Not in my face, in his face. 1294 01:17:13,353 --> 01:17:14,952 Come on, do something. 1295 01:17:14,985 --> 01:17:16,386 Yeah, unzip us. 1296 01:17:16,419 --> 01:17:17,553 Well, I'll try. 1297 01:17:19,052 --> 01:17:21,419 No, no, no, no! 1298 01:17:23,018 --> 01:17:24,652 Now we're not here at all anymore. 1299 01:17:24,685 --> 01:17:26,486 Well, well, well. 1300 01:17:26,519 --> 01:17:28,885 Say hello to my guinea pigs if you see 'em. 1301 01:17:28,918 --> 01:17:29,952 Come on, Princey, we're on. 1302 01:17:29,985 --> 01:17:31,553 We're on, but the show is off. 1303 01:17:31,585 --> 01:17:33,519 Those two maniacs spoiled everything. 1304 01:17:33,553 --> 01:17:35,652 Don't you call those two crazy idiots maniacs. 1305 01:17:35,685 --> 01:17:37,885 Why, they put this whole show over. 1306 01:17:37,918 --> 01:17:40,353 - What? - I'll tell you after the number. 1307 01:17:40,386 --> 01:17:42,918 Who did that? 1308 01:17:42,952 --> 01:17:44,918 Did you say we put it over? 1309 01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:47,685 Ole. Hey, Ole, where are you? 1310 01:17:47,718 --> 01:17:49,852 Never mind, we're here. What happened? 1311 01:17:49,885 --> 01:17:52,685 Oh, plenty. Mr. Kane said the show's a sockeroo, a wham. 1312 01:17:52,718 --> 01:17:54,752 In fact, he says it's good. 1313 01:17:54,785 --> 01:17:56,618 Oh, brother. Where's Jeff? 1314 01:17:56,652 --> 01:17:59,718 Holy smokes, Jeff. I almost forgot about him. 1315 01:17:59,752 --> 01:18:02,319 Well, he's probably packed up and back in town by this time. 1316 01:18:02,353 --> 01:18:04,585 Come on, Ole, we've gotta get him fast. 1317 01:18:06,018 --> 01:18:07,486 I don't get it. Maybe I'm wrong. 1318 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,885 * 1319 01:18:18,085 --> 01:18:20,353 * Till you've done the conga beso * 1320 01:18:20,386 --> 01:18:22,419 * You don't know what you've missed * 1321 01:18:22,453 --> 01:18:25,718 * It's the Cuban conga with a Yankee twist * 1322 01:18:25,752 --> 01:18:29,319 * You won't even mind if you need rehearsal * 1323 01:18:29,353 --> 01:18:33,052 * Try it and you'll find why it's universal * 1324 01:18:33,085 --> 01:18:36,752 * Dance the conga beso, one and two and three, kiss * 1325 01:18:36,785 --> 01:18:40,519 * Doesn't cost a peso, one and two and three, kiss * 1326 01:18:40,553 --> 01:18:43,785 * It will make you gay, so, dance the conga beso * 1327 01:18:43,818 --> 01:18:47,419 * It's a bit you can't miss, one and two and three, kiss * 1328 01:18:47,453 --> 01:18:49,453 * When you're on the dance floor * 1329 01:18:49,486 --> 01:18:51,553 * Why just dance? 1330 01:18:51,585 --> 01:18:54,918 * Take your Terpsichore and mix it with romance * 1331 01:18:54,952 --> 01:18:58,519 * Rhumbas are passé, so, maybe you should try this * 1332 01:18:58,553 --> 01:19:01,985 * Dance the conga beso, one and two and three, kiss * 1333 01:19:02,018 --> 01:19:03,885 * One and two and three, kiss 1334 01:19:03,918 --> 01:19:05,952 * One and two and three, kiss * 1335 01:19:05,985 --> 01:19:07,918 * One and two and three, kiss * 1336 01:19:09,553 --> 01:19:11,353 Wait a minute! 1337 01:19:11,386 --> 01:19:13,319 Cut it out! Chick, Ole. 1338 01:19:13,353 --> 01:19:16,685 Cut it out, will ya? Quit shovin' me around. 1339 01:19:16,718 --> 01:19:18,852 Hey, what's going on here? 1340 01:19:18,885 --> 01:19:20,553 I don't know what you did or how you did it, 1341 01:19:20,585 --> 01:19:21,752 but it's terrific. 1342 01:19:21,785 --> 01:19:23,885 Get his checkbook, Ole. 1343 01:19:25,918 --> 01:19:27,818 Okay, you get his pen. 1344 01:19:30,618 --> 01:19:31,985 Like the show, huh? 1345 01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:34,519 Start writing, Mr. Kane. 1346 01:19:34,553 --> 01:19:36,353 What can I lose? 1347 01:19:36,386 --> 01:19:39,353 * 1348 01:19:39,386 --> 01:19:42,752 * Dance the conga beso, one and two and three, kiss * 1349 01:19:42,785 --> 01:19:46,486 * Doesn't cost a peso, one and two and three, kiss * 1350 01:19:46,519 --> 01:19:49,852 * It'll make you gay, so, dance the conga beso * 1351 01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:53,519 * It's a beat you can't miss, one and two and three, kiss * 1352 01:19:53,553 --> 01:19:57,319 * When you're on the dance floor, why just dance? * 1353 01:19:57,353 --> 01:20:00,718 * Take your Terpsichore and mix it with romance * 1354 01:20:00,752 --> 01:20:04,386 * Rhumbas are passé, so, maybe you should try this * 1355 01:20:04,419 --> 01:20:07,785 * Dance the conga beso, one and two and three, kiss * 1356 01:20:07,818 --> 01:20:09,885 * One and two and three, kiss 1357 01:20:09,918 --> 01:20:11,553 * One and two and three, kiss * 1358 01:20:11,585 --> 01:20:13,453 * One and two and three, kiss 1359 01:20:13,486 --> 01:20:14,818 * Dance the conga beso 1360 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,852 * One and two and three, kiss * 1361 01:20:16,885 --> 01:20:18,519 * Doesn't cost a peso 1362 01:20:18,553 --> 01:20:20,319 * One and two and three, kiss * 1363 01:20:20,353 --> 01:20:22,018 * Oh, it will make you gay, so * 1364 01:20:22,052 --> 01:20:23,852 * Dance the conga beso 1365 01:20:23,885 --> 01:20:25,718 * Now it's a beat you can't miss * 1366 01:20:25,752 --> 01:20:27,785 * One and two and three, kiss * 1367 01:20:27,818 --> 01:20:29,453 * When you're on the dance floor * 1368 01:20:31,652 --> 01:20:33,852 * Dance the conga beso 1369 01:20:33,885 --> 01:20:35,818 * One and two and three, kiss * 1370 01:20:35,852 --> 01:20:37,553 * One and two and three, kiss 1371 01:20:37,585 --> 01:20:39,419 * One and two and three, kiss * 1372 01:20:39,453 --> 01:20:40,918 * One and two and three, kiss 1373 01:20:53,118 --> 01:20:54,885 Oh, bit me. 1374 01:20:54,918 --> 01:20:57,785 Oh, Bessie, my pet guinea pig. 1375 01:20:57,818 --> 01:20:59,353 You've been absent for months. 1376 01:20:59,386 --> 01:21:00,585 How did you get unzipped? 1377 01:21:00,618 --> 01:21:02,419 What? 1378 01:21:02,453 --> 01:21:04,985 Yeah? As simple as that? 1379 01:21:05,018 --> 01:21:07,386 Oh, a cape, a cape. Oh, a cape, okay. 1380 01:21:07,419 --> 01:21:09,486 Everybody's having fun but us. 1381 01:21:09,519 --> 01:21:11,419 Yeah, you made us invisible. 1382 01:21:11,453 --> 01:21:13,353 Now make us reappear. 1383 01:21:22,618 --> 01:21:24,319 * Dance the conga beso 1384 01:21:24,353 --> 01:21:26,386 Mrs. Jones! 1385 01:21:26,419 --> 01:21:28,353 * Dance the conga beso 1386 01:21:28,386 --> 01:21:30,419 Mrs. Jones! 1387 01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:33,353 * It will make you gay, so, dance the conga beso * 1388 01:21:33,386 --> 01:21:35,319 * It's a beat you can't miss 1389 01:21:35,353 --> 01:21:37,952 Ha ha ha, you missed me. You need glasses. 1390 01:21:37,985 --> 01:21:40,618 Can you imagine that? A talking bear. 1391 01:21:40,652 --> 01:21:44,319 * Take your Terpsichore and mix it with romance * 1392 01:21:44,353 --> 01:21:47,852 * Rhumbas are passé, so, maybe you should try this * 1393 01:21:47,885 --> 01:21:50,785 * Dance the conga beso, one and two and three, kiss * 1394 01:21:50,818 --> 01:21:52,585 * One and two and three, kiss * 1395 01:21:52,618 --> 01:21:54,553 * One and two and three, kiss 1396 01:21:54,585 --> 01:21:58,419 * One and two and three, kiss * 1397 01:21:58,453 --> 01:22:00,319 * Conga beso! 1398 01:22:00,353 --> 01:22:01,852 "Max Kane produces the show off-Broadway, 1399 01:22:01,885 --> 01:22:03,386 where it's a big hit, 1400 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:05,585 and Kitty and Jeff live happily ever after." 1401 01:22:05,618 --> 01:22:07,585 Nice work, Selby. I knew you could do it. 1402 01:22:09,118 --> 01:22:11,419 Talking bears, talking dogs, 1403 01:22:11,453 --> 01:22:13,685 people who disappear, slapstick comedy. 1404 01:22:13,718 --> 01:22:14,785 What kind of a script is that? 1405 01:22:14,818 --> 01:22:15,952 Well, I didn't tell you, 1406 01:22:15,985 --> 01:22:17,818 but I saw Hellzapoppin' in New York, 1407 01:22:17,852 --> 01:22:19,319 and I thought it was very funny. 1408 01:22:19,353 --> 01:22:20,453 Well, here's what I think of it. 1409 01:22:21,885 --> 01:22:23,785 Well, you can't hurt me that way. 1410 01:22:23,818 --> 01:22:25,685 I always wear a bulletproof vest 1411 01:22:25,718 --> 01:22:27,519 around the studios. 1412 01:22:35,885 --> 01:22:37,353 * Hellzapoppin' 1413 01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,885 * Old Satan's on a tear Hellzapoppin'! * 1414 01:22:39,918 --> 01:22:41,652 * They're screaming everywhere * 1415 01:22:41,685 --> 01:22:44,353 * Shades of inferno and vaudeville * 1416 01:22:44,386 --> 01:22:47,353 * Anything can happen and it probably will * 1417 01:22:47,386 --> 01:22:48,852 * Hellzapoppin'! 1418 01:22:48,885 --> 01:22:50,486 * And there's a rumor now 1419 01:22:50,519 --> 01:22:53,419 * You'll be needing your sense of humor now * 1420 01:22:53,453 --> 01:22:55,985 * How it will wind up no one can tell * 1421 01:22:56,018 --> 01:22:58,319 * But hellzapoppin' like... 1422 01:23:01,052 --> 01:23:02,585 * Hellzapoppin'! 1423 01:23:02,618 --> 01:23:05,052 * Da ya, da ya, da ya 1424 01:23:05,085 --> 01:23:07,018 * Hellzapoppin'! 1425 01:23:07,052 --> 01:23:08,685 * They're screaming everywhere * 1426 01:23:08,718 --> 01:23:11,618 * Shades of inferno and vaudeville * 1427 01:23:11,652 --> 01:23:14,486 * Anything can happen and it probably will * 1428 01:23:14,519 --> 01:23:16,353 * Hellzapoppin'! 1429 01:23:16,386 --> 01:23:19,319 * Da, da, da-do, da, da-do * 1430 01:23:19,353 --> 01:23:22,553 * You'll be needing your sense of humor now * 1431 01:23:22,585 --> 01:23:24,852 * How it will wind up no one can tell * 1432 01:23:24,885 --> 01:23:27,018 * But hellzapoppin' like... 97081