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BASED ON THE NOVEL EVERYONE LOVES ME BY QIAO YAO

You've never met your gaming teammate.

Is he reliable?

I don't know.

Then why are you accepting his advice?

Well, he's a man, after all.

A man knows another man better.

I found it.

Here.

Test and see

if you have the talent to become a gentle, naive girl.

"When you want to ignore a man,

what will you say?

A, put on a sobbing, adorable face.

'Dear, I'm ignoring you.'

B, put on a pitiful face.

'Dear, don't speak to me that way.'

C, act in a normal way.

'Don't bother me.'"

The third one, of course.

What's with the first two choices?

That deserves a beating.

That's the difference between a naive girl

and you.

Tell me.

Are all men...

like that?

Are you going to learn it or not?

Yes.

Of course, I will.

From now on,

I am

a shy and naive girl.

Take a look at Reset.

The daily and monthly rankings are out.

Let me take a look.

DAILY RANKING

WEEKLY RANKING, BEST ARTWORK: SLEEP TILL WAKING NATURALLY

This is amazing.

Tell me.

Should I write something

on my homepage?

No. You need to stay mysterious.

The more mysterious you are, the more interest you will generate.

HELP! THIS LOOKS SO NICE!

BEAUTIFUL! I'LL BUY IT! INCREDIBLE! SO PRETTY!

Look.

Someone here says

that they think

I am a man.

Aren't you?

Hello, I want to hire you for a commercial drawing

to be used as an illustration in our company's novel.

The price is 30,000 yuan per drawing.

Can I add you as a friend?

DM WITH WIND-LISTENING FISH

People are already asking me for commercial drawings.

The price is also ten times my previous price.

Reaching the top ranks does make a difference.

If I knew this was a path to wealth,

I would become a blogger too.

No matter what, you must buy me dinner.

Of course.

When I'm rich in the future,

I'll take care of you.

Please take care of me.

I'm afraid to be alone.

You are so disgusting.

Hello, Huang Jie.

Qianling.

You left your gloves at work.

Why don't I send them to you?

Or do you want to come to the office to get them?

It's so cold. I think I'll...

I'll go to the office myself.

I'm going to the office.

I forgot my gloves.

Aren't you afraid that he won't recognize you again?

If he doesn't recognize me,

it's my fault.

I didn't leave an impression on him.

So

I'm going to use

the "naive girl" tactic today

to capture his heart.

I'm going to get prepared now.

Good luck.

HC INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT LTD.

Thank you.

It's dangerous to hold the door.

I'm not in a rush.

I can wait for the next lift.

I'm coming.

It was so difficult to buy coffee.

There were too many people.

Let's go.

My hair

isn't caught in the door, is it?

What should I do?

What should I do? Help!

Open the door!

Help! I don't want to become bald.

Open the door!

Thank you.

Yue Qianling.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Gu Xun, good morning.

Your department starts work early.

She resigned.

He remembers.

He remembers me.

In that case,

I must do my best to stay.

Ms. Yin.

Why are you here?

Did you miss me so soon?

Of course.

There's one more thing.

I want

to come back and work.

Is there still a chance for that?

This situation

isn't unprecedented.

However, it didn't happen so soon.

I'll help you ask the boss,

but you need to be mentally prepared.

The company doesn't usually rehire workers who have resigned.

Then what if

I apply for the Ninth Business Unit?

The Ninth Business Unit?

Forget about it.

People in the Ninth Business Unit

always think other people

are quite...

I'm sure you understand.

I'm going back to work then.

-Qianling, you... -I'm getting the things I left here.

Sure.

-Goodbye. -Goodbye.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Do you remember your drawings of the two male lead characters?

Try and guess

who took over.

Don't tell me...

it's Mr. Yin?

The moment you left yesterday,

he took over immediately.

He also said,

"I'm a man, after all.

I know how to show the charm of a man better."

Seriously.

When you were in charge of drawing the characters,

they were very popular.

How could he say

that he reluctantly agreed to take over?

Before you came just now,

he kept drawing at his desk

without even going to the toilet.

He is waiting

to surpass you.

Our friendship ended once I left.

Perhaps he's even reluctantly badmouthing me

behind my back.

Did you all hear this?

What?

Yue Qianling is coming back.

She just left yesterday

and she's already regretting it today.

I was upstairs getting my check

and the bosses were talking about this.

Our boss was so angry

that he went mad.

He said Yue Qianling treats this place like a market,

coming and going as she pleases.

The company doesn't need her.

Does she think she's a big shot

who can make billions every month?

In my opinion,

young people nowadays are too impatient.

They always think about immediate success.

If you have unrealistic dreams,

you need to at least be capable.

Mr. Yin.

What?

Qianling?

Did you return so soon?

The boss

was only throwing a tantrum.

You know his personality.

Don't take it to heart.

Welcome back.

Do your best.

As expected of Mr. Yin.

You can still chat so casually

when you have four characters to work on.

It should be my life's goal

to replicate your mentality.

But Mr. Yin,

you should watch your health.

After all,

you are still thinking about immediate success

even after graduating so many years ago.

-You... -Mr. Yin,

the characters we launched today have bugs.

What?

-They're in a T-pose. -Troubleshoot it.

-What happened? -I don't know.

-How? -Right? Wasn't it released today?

-Didn't we troubleshoot it? -Didn't we write it yesterday?

I tested it many times.

There shouldn't be a problem.

What's wrong?

Mr. Jiang, the new characters are in a T-pose.

There's a 7% chance for it to occur in the game. We're troubleshooting it now.

This occurs when the safety software in a computer

-is deleted by cleaning software. -What do we do?

The movement becomes a T-pose during modeling.

It's done.

It has been restored.

It's fine now.

That scared me.

Sir, I also found a bug here.

What's wrong?

-What is it? -Take a look.

-I don't know. -This computer isn't working.

How did this happen?

-How do we solve it? -I don't know.

NEW MIRACLE KID CHARACTER LAUNCHED WITH A BUG

I REFUSE TO STRUGGLE WITH T-POSE

I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT THE WEIRD T-POSES

The news spread quickly on the Internet.

I can take advantage of this.

I don't think so.

It's normal to have bugs.

Just fix it.

Sir, this bug is very stubborn.

I can't fix it alone.

Fix it quickly. How is it stubborn?

-I can't fix it alone. -It can be fixed.

-Hurry. Fix it. -The computer froze.

-Hurry. -It's really tough.

It's not difficult at all.

Just fix it quickly.

-I've never seen this before. Look. -Let me try it.

Who is that guy?

Gu Xun.

Where is your server?

-It's over there. -Over there.

-Do you have a pair of tweezers? -Yes.

As expected.

It's a real bug.

Grace Hopper, who programmed the Mark II,

found a glitch while adjusting the equipment.

She took a long time to find the cause.

Later, she found a moth

stuck between two contact points after opening the relay,

which caused the bug.

-I see. -The chance of this occurring

in the system is 0,01%.

Awesome.

Amazing.

-You got lucky. -He's so good.

I know him. He's the new developer from the Ninth Business Unit, Mr. Gu.

-That's him? -That's right. It's him.

-No wonder. -Is he Mr. Gu?

No wonder he became the department head at such a young age.

He's great.

Yes. I also want to join his department.

All of you talk a lot.

Get to work!

Get to work.

Hello.

Qianling.

If you want to come back,

it might be difficult.

I know, Ms. Yin.

However, the cards I drew previously

haven't been confirmed yet.

The New Year event will begin soon,

so I still want to fight for it.

You should know that gamers

like the cards I draw.

Of course, I know that.

However, you also know

that the boss doesn't care

about an intern illustrator.

I don't think

I'm in any place to mention it again.

I understand.

Thank you, Ms. Yin. Sorry for the trouble.

Was it Ms. Yin?

What did she say?

That's not important.

I'm telling you.

I've decided.

I'm going

to submit my résumé.

As long as I can stay in this building,

I'll work for any company.

Are you okay?

Are you going to fight to the death for someone like Yin Jun?

It's not necessary.

-No. -Huang Jie!

"Immediate Success" is looking for me.

You...

Don't be stupid.

Dough Twist.

Look at this cloud.

Doesn't it look like the dog we are raising on the Internet?

CHAT WITH CAMPUS HUNK

I think it looks more like you.

You replied to my text so late.

Were you kidnapped?

Yes. I got kidnapped back to the office.

Didn't you resign?

I haven't saved enough ransom.

Do you want to help me out?

I have no money.

Ask the kidnapper to kill you next time.

This is so ugly.

When did my husband's smile

become so devilish?

-Agreed. -Agreed.

Are you kidding me?

What is this middle-aged combo?

THE TEASER OF THE MALE LEAD YOU'VE BEEN ANTICIPATING

HUANG JIE

Hello.

Qianling, have you seen the poster for the latest character?

I just saw it.

Did Mr. Yin

draw that?

This is the masculine charm

he spoke about.

That guy's charm just dumped our team's bonus into the ocean.

He was so angry at the office the whole day.

I don't get it.

Didn't he draw this himself?

I'm speechless.

I wish you were around.

Right.

I want to ask you

if you are accepting contracted work.

Forget it.

I'll be busy with my graduation design project,

so I won't have much time.

All right.

Our lousy team leader

always assumes his authority.

I'll let him deal with it.

Don't be angry. Bye.

My sons.

I still miss all of you.

THIS IS SO UGLY

Qianling, don't forget we have practice. I won't be coming back.

All right. I'll go there right now.

DONGNING UNIVERSITY, LION DANCE

We promised to practice together. Why did you come first?

Why are you working so hard behind my back?

Let me tell you.

I came up with a tactic.

Listen to me.

On the day of the exam,

let's start with a few crazy moves.

After that...

After that,

you'll pretend to break your leg.

The teacher will think we've worked very hard.

He can't bear to fail us.

Perhaps he will even give us a high score. What do you think?

You agree with me, right?

I also watched a movie.

The movie said you can distract others

with the smell of your feet.

When the time comes, don't wash your feet for three days.

I'll pretend to faint from the smell of your feet.

What do you think?

I think this idea is great. Perhaps the teacher will give us...

Why are you here?

Camper?

At the Outdoor Real-Life CS game after the final exam two years ago,

-you killed two teammates to get kills. -Yes.

That was me. That's enough.

Wait.

That day, when my team leader asked you

if you knew Yue Qianling,

didn't you say no?

I don't know who Yue Qianling is.

I only know you as the camper.

You didn't tell me you were skipping practice

and made me mistake someone else for you.

He recognized you, after all. You should feel happy.

Happy, my foot.

I'm the prettiest girl in Dongning University, after all,

but he called me a camper?

Don't be so pessimistic.

Perhaps he likes your type.

My type?

Why didn't you come to practice?

I'm sorry! I was wrong!

I'm so angry! I can't believe he called me a camper.

CHAT WITH STICKY DOUGH TWIST

Go online.

You are the same every day.

Shall we begin?

Dough Twist,

we're going to discuss some English questions.

Hold on.

Buddies, I invited some girls to play with us.

How many of them?

At least seven or eight of them.

What about Dough Twist? She's here.

She doesn't know.

Play without me.

We are the only two left.

Do you still want to play?

What? Why not?

Are you okay? You seem to be out of it.

Don't mention it.

My act as a naive girl was a failure.

What did your crush do to you?

Why do I care about him?

What if he's not single?

I know.

It's first come, first served when it comes to love.

Then I will give him my blessings silently.

I won't steal him away.

As if you are capable of stealing him away.

Are you that short on kills? I saw him first.

What?

It's first come, first served when it comes to love, but not kills.

LIVE RANKING: 1. CAMPUS HUNK, 2. STICKY DOUGH TWIST

Why is Campus Hunk

so angry recently?

What's the latest time you can stay for overtime?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Are you married?

Are you a local?

Have you bought a house?

Do you have a housing loan?

HIGHLY PRAISED ON RESET WITH THE ID SLEEP TILL WAKING NATURALLY

You're Sleep Till Waking Naturally?

I like to upload my work to the Internet

and discuss it with others.

Many people on the Internet

are guessing that you are an experienced illustrator.

I didn't expect you to be so young and pretty.

You were the champion

of the Ediplay Competition's Planning Division.

That was five years ago when I joined the industry. It's nothing.

After five years in the industry,

I've done client games, web-based games,

and mobile games.

My best projects include Sword Aura 3

and Legends Prequel: Rage.

My best result was two billion yuan

in revenue.

Are you the technical artist for Death of Darkness?

After I graduated abroad, I stayed there.

I stayed for seven years and decided to return to China.

I see that you only work within this specific game genre.

I want to break out of my comfort zone.

That is why I came to HC.

If I can stay here,

I will prove myself with my results.

All right.

I look forward

to a more innovative product from you here.

Thank you.

I've heard a rumor about you.

It says that you learned from a mysterious teacher abroad.

While creating Death of Darkness,

you modified Unity 3D.

We customized the whole engine

without sleeping for days.

We rewrote everything

from render pipelines, material systems, and special effects performance.

What a coincidence.

I've also been optimizing the engine recently.

Why don't we try it together?

Sure.

We have a chief designer, Wang Hai, and a chief programmer, Yi Hong.

We just need a chief graphic artist now.

Yes.

I got it. I'll go look for one.

CHEN YIN

-I'm sorry. -It's all right.

Last week, I saw you posted a Chinese-style artwork

on the Internet.

It really suits our...

I'm sorry.

CHEN YIN

So...

My mother called me.

It might be an emergency.

Please allow me to answer the call.

-Sure. Go ahead. -Thank you.

Hello, Qianling.

Didn't you say you wanted to return to the company?

Let me tell you...

Yue Qianling.

Mr. Jiang.

Come back to the company immediately.

We'll increase your base salary by 3,000 yuan.

But just remember one thing.

There must be no issues with the New Year cards.

Sure. I'll come back immediately.

I'm sorry.

My mother is rushing me to go on a blind date.

I have to get married this year, give birth next year,

and have a second child in two years.

I'm afraid I don't suit your requirements.

Thank you.

We can negotiate your salary, benefits, and maternity leave!

Lady, why did you hit me?

My head!

Are you all right?

You usually eat a lot.

Seriously.

I'm so tired.

Which teacher put lion dancing

in PE class?

I should give him an award for that.

It's so tiring.

I heard that the makeup exam is stricter than the normal exam.

No way.

Can I pass the exam?

The student in charge of the lion head.

You need to move the head.

Don't just move your butt.

All of you must practice well.

If you can't pass the makeup exam,

don't come crying to me

-if you can't graduate. -Gu Xun.

Stop hiding.

You need to use this opportunity to change his impression of you.

You can't be the camper forever.

You're right.

The one at the back must practice more too!

Can you do it?

Of course. Come on.

Let's continue.

Go on then.

What are you waiting for?

I have an idea.

Listen.

Instead of the two of us

hurting each other

and failing together,

why don't we harm other people instead?

For example,

I can harm Gu Xun

and you can harm

the person beside him.

Me?

And him?

No.

What's wrong? Are you tired already?

Don't you usually work out?

Gu Xun,

if I didn't enter the competition with you and work overtime every day,

would I be like this now?

If you choose this class again,

I'll fire you.

I'll save you the trouble.

If we don't pass this, we'll fail the makeup exam.

Our triple-A dreams

will be ruined thanks to lion dancing.

Gu Xun,

I have a suggestion to discuss with you.

What suggestion?

This is a good idea.

A team of a male and a female creates a balance.

It's good for all of us. Let's get high scores together.

Sure. Gu Xun and Yue Qianling will be in a group then.

I'll... What's your name?

-Jiang Junnan. -It's not important. Let's begin now.

-Let's go. -My mother calls me Junnan.

My surname is Jiang.

Well,

I'll leave the lion head to you.

I'm a girl who is weak, so...

Why are you two spacing out?

Practice.

-Yes, sir. -Hurry up.

All right.

Then

I'll hold the lion's head.

You can follow me.

Gu Xun,

how do you feel?

Is the speed all right?

Should I slow down?

Or should I speed up?

Gu Xun?

Stop.

I feel dizzy from low blood sugar.

Can you hold onto me, Gu Xun?

It's so heavy.

Thank...

What are you doing?

I am practicing...

the standing lion.

Good.

Keep it up.

Don't stop.

Yes.

Standing lion.

Mr. Gu.

Are you still angry at me?

Have a banana.

I'm not that petty.

Yue Qianling is the prettiest girl in the university.

I'm not interested.

Stop.

I feel dizzy from low blood sugar.

Can you hold onto me, Gu Xun?

It's so heavy.

Yue Qianling

was quite normal when we saw her at the Outdoor Real-Life CS game

in the second year of university.

Why is she so pretentious now?

Are you ignoring other girls

because of Dough Twist?

Eat your banana.

Come here.

Help me take a look.

What do you have?

Let me see.

Let me see.

Sleep Till Waking Naturally?

I'm familiar with this ID.

She draws well.

She's quite unique.

However,

it's still lacking something.

We need an independent chief graphic artist.

Wait. Scroll up.

Edward Scissorhands?

He has a few hundred thousand fans on Weibo.

He clearly has a talent for making triple-A games.

This picture

seems familiar.

Let's ask him.

Hello,

please recommend me a few nice triple-A games.

Divide and Assassins

are not bad.

What have you played before?

I've been playing Soul Effect 3 recently,

but the storyline is getting worse.

However, the game is still good.

I've finally met someone who knows a thing or two.

Do you want to join?

-We happen to be missing one player. -Join us. Quick.

Here.

-Let's use your alternate account. -My alternate account?

Here.

THE DREAM OF 900 MILLION BOYS

It's a female account?

Buddy, I'm sacrificing myself

to help you headhunt an artist.

Gamers can't speak more than three lines

with guys on the Internet.

You need to pretend as a girl

to speak to them longer.

CHAT WITH EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

You are a girl?

Are you sure you can play?

I don't carry noobs.

Don't worry.

I'm good.

You're quite good.

Hey, you play well.

-What do you do? -That's disgusting. I...

I make games.

You're not bad yourself.

What a coincidence.

I make games too.

We're in the same industry.

It was fate that we met.

Your art is a European-American style.

Do you make triple-A titles?

No.

Why don't you make triple-A titles?

I look forward to your work.

Wait.

Are you trying to poach me?

You've been exposed now.

No.

I've admired you for a long time.

Many people want me,

but you're the first person to recruit me to do triple-A titles.

Quick. Chat with him.

Where are you from?

I'm from HC Interactive Entertainment.

Can I add you on WeChat?

Where is he?

He went offline.

Did you leave?

Are you there?

He blocked you.

What should we do?

Help me find out who he is.

Yes. We need to find him.

-Me? -Who else?

I'll go.

Thank you.

EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT

You're in a good mood.

Of course, I'm in a good mood

now that I can see you again, Ms. Yin.

Do well this time.

Don't do anything childish like last time.

Don't worry.

I won't leave even if I'm being chased out.

Thank you, Ms. Yin.

Ms. Yin,

this needs to be signed by the Ninth Business Unit.

How troublesome.

I need to go and get Mr. Gu's signature again.

He rejects me every time.

I'm so scared.

Ms. Yin, are you going to the Ninth Business Unit?

Yes.

I'm going there as well.

Let me help you.

Sure.

Thank you.

By the way,

they've moved to the warehouse on the 12th floor.

That's so pitiful.

Although Mr. Gu is in a warehouse now,

he will soon turn things around

with his ability.

I think so too.

Every time I see Mr. Gu,

I can feel how confident he is.

He deserves to be confident with his capability, right?

Qianling,

when you give this to Gu Xun later,

you must make sure

that he checks it

and signs it.

Don't worry, Ms. Yin.

I'll get going then. Bye.

CHAT FROM CAMPUS HUNK

Does the "naive girl" tactic really work?

Why isn't it working for me at all?

You just haven't grasped the essence of it.

For example...

femininity.

Do you have that?

Are you looking down on me?

I'm a girl. How can I not be feminine?

Gu Xun.

NAIVE GIRL HAS ARRIVED

Gu Xun.

Mr. Gu.

It's all right.

I can pick them up myself.

I can do it

on my own.

Are you practicing yoga?

No.

Do you need my help?

Not at all.

Really.

I don't need your help.

Mr. Gu,

you need to read so many documents.

Well,

the new department has just been established.

I'm sure you're busy.

I'm so sorry.

You have to practice lion dancing with me

even though you're so busy.

It must be exhausting for you.

Do you need something?

HR is asking you

to sign this document.

Didn't you resign?

Why haven't you left yet?

I couldn't leave.

I was asked to return to work again.

In HR?

No.

I'm still in Project Department One.

The lady at HR was busy,

so I'm helping her out.

Help me as well then.

Tell them I can't sign this.

Since I'm here,

it'll be awkward to return empty-handed.

There are only a few pages.

Mr. Gu, it won't take you long to read them.

I'll wait for you here.

There are only a few pages. Just sign it...

and it'll be done.

Is Project Department One very free?

Tell HR to speak with me.

Sure.