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(BIRDS CHIRP)
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(SPOON CLINKS)
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(TRAIN RATTLES PAST)
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REEMA: I might head off, then.
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I think I've moved through
denial into shock.
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Is that the next phase?
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Um, yeah, maybe.
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Who leaves their partner
at 35 weeks pregnant? (SOBS)
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I'm sure she hasn't
abandoned you.
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I'm gonna be alone!
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With a baby.
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Why is this happening to me?
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(BREATHES RAPIDLY)
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This is because
this is a major life decision
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and I didn't think this through,
isn't it?
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-VINCE: No.
-No!
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-No way. Nuh.
-REEMA: No, of course not.
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Anyway, my mum says every parent
learns on the job.
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So...that's positive.
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My parents don't speak to me.
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What if I don't speak to her
in 30 years?
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VINCE: That's not gonna happen.
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Do they know about the baby?
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Oh, no.
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(SNIFFLES)
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Oh, Ariel, I'm sorry.
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(CHIME-LIKE VOCAL MUSIC)
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-Hello!
-Hey!
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I started to think you weren't
coming, and... (LAUGHS)
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Why?
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Well, you've been
a little...preoccupied lately.
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Just been so busy.
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I am starving.
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And...
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..I've noticed a definite
downward turn in our...
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In our what?
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You know, our...
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..time together, you know?
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Our incidence of time together.
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Wow.
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That is... Whew!
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So romantic.
A data-driven approach.
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Well, come on,
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what's going on with us?
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-A positive curve in...
-Incidence?
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Yeah, that would indicate
advancing intimacy,
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but the pattern here
is the opposite.
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Yeah, you're right.
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About what? Um...
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Is it about me, or...
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..is it about Santi?
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Not everything is about Santi.
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-OK.
-I just feel like...
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(SIGHS)
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..breakfast.
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(CHUCKLES)
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OK!
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-Hey...
-Hey...
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-You go.
-No. (CHUCKLES) You go.
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(CHUCKLES) OK.
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Um, so my housemate's moving
out in a couple of weeks.
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-Oh!
-Yeah.
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Where's she going?
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She's moving in
with her boyfriend and his mum.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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People can make their
own mistakes, no judgement.
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Um, but it got me thinking.
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We don't work together
anymore, so...
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Would it be crazy
if you moved in here?
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No!
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BOWIE: So he's got no idea
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you've been thinking about
finding him for five years?
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No wonder you're freaking out.
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I haven't been thinking about
finding him for five years
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and I'm not freaking out...
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Shit, he's here.
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-(DOM CLEARS THROAT)
-Hey!
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-(LAUGHS) Hey!
-Hello, Tim. How are you, mate?
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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Thanks for coming.
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Didn't know we had company.
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-This is my son, Bowie.
-Ah!
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Tim, really nice to meet you,
mate. Heard a lot about you.
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Great to meet you.
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-Bowie's here to get laid.
-TIM: Ah!
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It's really devaluing, Dad,
when you put it like that.
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Why don't you just,
you know, use the apps
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like all the young people
are doing?
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Or like all the old people.
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Yeah. (LAUGHS)
Bowie's against dating apps.
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Yeah,
I find for-profit algorithms
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actually corrupt interpersonal
exchange, you know?
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Serendipity
should ordain these things.
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Fair enough.
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So, Bowie.
What's your favourite record?
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Ooh, um...
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'Hunky Dory' or 'Aladdin Sane'.
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-Pick a lane.
-Well, that's impossible.
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OK.
It's Desert Island Discs.
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You can only take one.
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'Hunky Dory'.
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TIM: No.
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'Low' is Bowie's best album.
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That wasn't even in the options.
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'Marquee Moon'
or 'Remain in Light'?
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Mixed artists.
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Levelling up.
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Hey, guys,
why do you have to pick one?
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We've got the internet now.
You can just take everything.
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Fuckin' young people.
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Well, I would have picked
'Marquee Moon'.
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Me too.
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I was listening to the start
of that Interpol song.
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VINCE: This thing has
changed completely
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from what I signed up for.
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I'm just the donor.
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They're the family.
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Oh! (MUMBLES)
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I think the legal agreement
you signed with them
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says otherwise, but OK.
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Mm. Mm. Mm-hm.
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(SIGHS) Pranayama breaths.
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-That's it.
-(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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REEMA: Yeah, OK.
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Whew.
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I probably should have
thought this through, huh?
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You probably should have, yeah.
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(REEMA CHUCKLES)
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At least I didn't get married.
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That was perfect
in theory, actually.
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But it wasn't, so who knows?
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Maybe this dumpster fire
will turn out beautifully.
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Maybe it'll be different
to how you thought it would be
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but you'll make it work.
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(ARIEL CRIES)
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I better...
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Yeah, of course.
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-Oh, OK.
-Go.
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(VINCE CHUCKLES)
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Um...
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..you reckon
you can stay for a bit?
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Team Vince.
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(ARIEL SOBS)
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(GENTLE, CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC)
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TIM: ..player in that.
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Yeah, no, that's 'Dub...'
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That's...yeah, that's,
um, Beats International.
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-TIM: Beats International...
-'Dub Be Good To Me'.
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-..ended up being Fatboy Slim.
-Yeah.
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TIM: The bass player,
did you know that?
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(DOM LAUGHS)
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What is going on?
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Where's the content here?
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Pfft! Another flame-out, huh?
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Pretty low strike rate, Boz.
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Is that right?
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Hey, have...have you heard
about Brover, Tim?
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TIM: What's Brover?
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Dad's app.
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You were the muse.
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-Me?!
-Yeah.
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What, the incel app?
That was in the news.
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-It's not an in...
-That's you?
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Yes, and you weren't the...
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(SIGHS) It came out of
a genuine desire
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to facilitate
fraternal friendships.
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Didn't it make a right-wing
terrorist watch list?
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No. No, it didn't,
and don't laugh.
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Some of the users did.
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But, jeez, I mean,
you accidentally enable
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some men's rights group
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and suddenly
you're part of the problem?
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You literally are, Dad.
He is.
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Middle-aged white men
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have the right
to be treated fairly.
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DOM: Yes.
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Because it's bloody tough
for us right now.
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-(LAUGHS)
-Yeah?
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We are the most marginalised
demographic
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in the world today.
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-BOWIE: Are you?
-WOMAN: That's it. I'm going.
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-BOWIE: Huh!
-Us.
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(LAUGHS)
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You're the Brover guy.
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Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am.
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Yeah, actually no offence,
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but you're actually
not welcome here.
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This is a safe space
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and I think you should leave.
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White male supremacists?
Honey, no.
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You too.
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-SANTI: Say hi to Uncle Bowie!
-BOWIE: Hey!
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(SANTI MAKES
PLAYFUL GRUNTING NOISES)
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Hey!
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-Hey, JJ.
-Hi, Uncle Bowie.
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Hey, hey!
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-Oh.
-Hey, man.
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-Hey. Can I...
-Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-Oh!
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-Thanks for doing this.
-No worries, hermano.
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-How have you been?
-Yeah, I've been.
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(CHUCKLES)
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It's just a lame school thing
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so I don't think
it's gonna be a late one.
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Everything you need is in there.
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So just give me a call
if anything changes.
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Yeah, cool. No dramas.
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-Hey, Santi...
-Yeah.
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Do you think I'm attractive?
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(LAUGHS) Uh, I mean...
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You're... You're not my type.
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I'm an objectively beautiful
person, right?
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Why can't I connect
with anyone right now?
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Um...
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I dunno. I dunno, man.
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But you'll...
You'll...find someone.
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While we're doing...
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..whatever this is
that we're doing...
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..I'm moving in with Keeks.
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Oh. That's...big.
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Mm.
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-What do you think?
-Ooh.
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I'm not really sure
it's my place...
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-You know, she's great.
-Sure.
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And I really care about her,
and she asked me to move in.
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-So, you know...
-Yeah.
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There's a lot to be said
for peacemaking instincts
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in intimate relationships.
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OK, that sort of sounds
like you think I'm a flake
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that just does
whatever my girlfriend wants.
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-Is this about my sister?
-No.
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Not everything is about Oly.
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OK. Well, congratulations, man.
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Are you happy?
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Yeah.
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BOWIE: "The little humpback
loved the warm, safe waters
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"of the Great Barrier Reef
where she was born.
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"But one day,
her mama said to her,
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"'We must get ready to swim
to Antarctica for the summer.'
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"'But, Mama,'
said the little humpback,
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"'that's so far away!'"
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-Does the baby whale go?
-Yeah.
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But only once she's got
old enough to go on her own.
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But wouldn't she miss her mama?
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Yeah, yeah, of course she would,
you know?
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But what about her daddas?
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Yeah, yeah,
she misses them too,
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but sometimes
you've got to go away
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to do the things
that you've got to do.
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-Why do they go to Antarctica?
-To eat.
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You mean they can't eat
unless they go to Antarctica?
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No, no. Do we want to hear
the rest of the story?
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OK, OK.
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"And one day,
the little humpback,
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"who was not little anymore,
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"swam back to the reef again
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"to have her very own
little baby humpback
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"in the warm, safe waters
where she was born."
260
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(INSECTS CHIRP)
261
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,080
('MESSAGE TO MY GIRL'
BY SPLIT ENZ)
262
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SKYE: Ooh, ooh!
263
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,580
♪ I don't want to say
"I love you..." ♪
264
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,020
(SQUEALS)
265
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,120
Very cute, Ols!
266
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,520
So, who wore it better?
267
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:16,060
-You both look amazing.
-Have you met everyone?
268
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,860
-My husband, Trent.
-OLY: Hey.
269
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,020
-Mads' man, Chris.
-OLY: Hey. Nice to meet you.
270
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,300
-SKYE: Oly.
-Hey, Mads.
271
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,700
Hey.
272
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,740
Karl, you're not dressed up!
273
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,740
-Karl doesn't like fun.
-I do like fun. I like it a lot.
274
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,700
$10 chardonnay and trivia with
school parents, not so much.
275
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,740
-I got you a sangria.
-Oh.
276
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,780
Where's baby-daddy?
277
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,780
I think he's just running late.
278
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,540
So, brainiac, how's uni
and all that shit?
279
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,780
Yeah, it's fine.
280
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,580
This girl's gonna
run the joint one day.
281
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,780
-Oh!
-No, Ols, no, that's bullshit.
282
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,980
Don't sell yourself short.
283
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,580
Karl, you should hire her.
284
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,020
Karl runs some global
education fund thingy.
285
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,460
Only the Australian office.
286
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,780
Really?
287
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,660
That global do-gooder shit.
Right up your strasse.
288
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,980
Oh, I would love to
talk to you about that.
289
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,640
Let's not talk work right now.
290
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,700
Mads.
291
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,800
Detox.
292
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,020
-WOMAN: Oh, Karl.
-MAN: I know.
293
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,460
-Who are you dressed as?
-(LAUGHTER)
294
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,260
SANTI: Hey, everyone.
295
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,980
-WOMAN: Here we go.
-MAN: Whoa!
296
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,140
(ALL EXCLAIM APPRECIATIVELY)
297
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,180
MAN: Here we go.
298
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,180
Sorry I'm late.
299
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,060
SANTI: Rock on!
300
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,340
WOMAN: Ooh, fish-nets!
301
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,440
AUSTIN: So, Oly,
you like trivia?
302
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,820
OLY: Not really.
303
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,580
I mean, who wants
to spend their time
304
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,260
competing against strangers
305
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,620
to answer a bunch of random
inconsequential questions
306
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,740
about their general knowledge?
307
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,900
MS YOUNG: OK, everyone,
first question.
308
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,300
(WHISPERS)
The Glass-Steagall Act.
309
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,860
(WHISPERS)
It was Dodd-Frank, sweetheart.
310
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,500
That was 2010.
311
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,620
Glass-Steagall was 1930s.
Sweetheart.
312
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,800
(LAUGHS) Schooled.
313
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,340
Who named the Pacific Ocean?
314
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,260
Magellan. Magellan.
315
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,900
What is the hottest planet
in the solar system?
316
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,940
-The sun! The sun.
-Planet.
317
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,700
-Uranus.
-Venus.
318
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,820
(LAUGHTER)
319
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,820
-Your anus.
-Venus.
320
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,820
I'm going with Ol, Skye.
No offence.
321
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,540
How many countries still have
the shilling as currency?
322
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,420
Table 10, I'm watching you.
No googling.
323
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,100
Kenya, Uganda,
Tanzania, Somalia...
324
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,700
(WHISPERS) Four.
325
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,020
Four.
326
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,180
(LOUDLY) Six.
327
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,180
(CHUCKLES)
328
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,280
(SANTI LAUGHS)
329
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,860
Atlassian.
330
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,900
Maya Angelou.
Maya Angelou.
331
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,500
1942.
332
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,600
The Higgs boson particle!
333
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,940
OK, we'll be right back
after this short break.
334
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,500
Don't forget about
the silent auction.
335
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,140
I've got my eye on
a lovely Gold Coast getaway,
336
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,500
so hands off that one.
337
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,140
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
338
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,340
KARL: Oly,
339
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,940
why do you know
how many countries
340
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,500
signed the Montreal Protocol?
341
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,340
UN treaties
are sort of Oly's specialty.
342
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,380
I only really know the education
and the environment ones
343
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,380
to that level.
344
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,020
Huh!
345
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,460
TRENT: You are a genius.
346
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,460
What's funny?
347
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,780
Not funny at all.
348
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,500
-I was just like you at uni.
-Lonely?
349
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,600
(LAUGHS) Very.
350
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,980
MS YOUNG:
OK, on top, with 147 points,
351
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,740
it's the Quizzy Rascals.
352
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:23,580
(ALL CHEER AND EXCLAIM)
353
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,180
(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
354
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,100
DOM: ..Harris Farm
for the first date!
355
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,900
(BOTH LAUGH HYSTERICALLY)
356
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,420
Well, OK, look, I guess...
357
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,420
I guess I am a muse and I
should be completely flattered.
358
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,780
Muse is overstating it.
359
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,880
You are more of an inspi...
360
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,980
DOM: Shit!
361
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,080
TIM: What? What's wrong?
362
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,660
(SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
363
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,200
My ex and my sister
are over there.
364
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,060
Oh, so they're still
on good terms?
365
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,300
Oh, you could say that.
366
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,740
They're fucking.
367
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,840
(HALF-LAUGHS)
368
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,280
Oh, you're not...
you're not kidding?
369
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,660
Oh. Oh, shit, man.
370
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:14,220
How... How are you doing
with...with that?
371
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,540
(SIGHS) I'm, uh...
372
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,420
I'm doing as approximately well
373
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,100
as you would think
I'm doing with that.
374
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,280
Oh, shit, they're coming over.
375
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,680
EDITH: For the gentlemen.
376
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,460
DOM: I don't like that beer.
377
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,300
EDITH: Oh, come on, Dom!
378
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,400
It's your favourite.
379
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,580
Angela.
380
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,100
Are you speaking to me?
381
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,860
Well, I have to, don't I?
382
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,160
Otherwise I'll seem like a jerk
in front of my new friend.
383
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,620
Oh, are you Tim?
384
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,100
-Mm.
-You're the app muse.
385
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,460
-Mmm.
-Oh, Tim!
386
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,500
We've heard so much about you.
Good to meet you.
387
00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,140
So you're the ex
and you're the sister?
388
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,340
Dom's filled you in, I see.
389
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,660
Oh, I know nothing.
390
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,340
I make...no comment.
391
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,440
Hey, whose side are you on?
392
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,540
I'm sorry, Dom.
393
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,300
You know I'm...
394
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,720
I'm really sorry.
395
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,920
You ask a lot of me, Ange.
396
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,180
But...
397
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,720
..I know, you fell in love.
398
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,220
I did.
399
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,100
DOM: Which is weird.
400
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,840
And undermining.
401
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,520
But here we are.
402
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,140
Well, all's fair
in love and war.
403
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,380
Ah! Quoting Shakespeare
makes everything alright.
404
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,340
-(TIM LAUGHS)
-It's not Shakespeare.
405
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,680
Yeah, it's actually...
It's John Lyly.
406
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,580
Oh! Very impressive!
407
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,580
Mm!
408
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,180
Hands off.
409
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,060
-He's mine.
-(TIM LAUGHS)
410
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,260
Then she was all like,
411
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,860
"As if you're gonna
make the class mascot!"
412
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,820
I went full fucking
Steiner mum on her arse
413
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,820
and I busted out the wool
and the wooden beads.
414
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,820
Yes.
415
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,300
Watch out, bitch.
416
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,260
(SNIFFS)
Anyway, she has thin hair.
417
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,900
-Thin hair.
-TRENT: You in the market?
418
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,140
SKYE: You know what they say...
419
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,420
The housing market
or the share...
420
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,700
No. N-Neither.
421
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,580
You need passive income.
422
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,020
At your age, first thing I did,
423
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,020
borrowed to build
a share portfolio.
424
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,020
Now look at me. Tesla.
Boat. Beach house.
425
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,260
-TRENT: The holy trinity.
-CHRIS: Top me up.
426
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,060
Yeah, wow, that's, um...
that's impressive.
427
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,740
You've got to get
in the market, Santi.
428
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,740
Hey, get a spread across
data aggregators,
429
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,180
crypto, NFTs...
430
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,420
TRENT: No, no, you don't
want to get into crypto.
431
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,220
-Sector's volatile as shit.
-She's such a control freak.
432
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,780
-CHRIS: It's going to the moon!
-TRENT: It's a bubble!
433
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,220
Fine if you wanna go play
in the paddling pool
434
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,580
with the Dogecoin kiddies,
435
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,380
but, Santi, your miners,
offshore gas, your banks,
436
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,780
huge stable returns,
no downside.
437
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,360
Except climate change, I guess.
438
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,860
Look, maybe you don't have
much stomach for risk, mate,
439
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,420
but these new sectors, Santi,
440
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,520
are shitting out millionaires
by the ton.
441
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,220
-CHRIS: Ton!
-SANTI: I'll look into it.
442
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,940
CHRIS: Like an elephant
shit them.
443
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,620
TRENT: Your boat, beach house,
what more do you want?
444
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,720
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
445
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,220
-Oh, God!
-Oh.
446
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,780
-You scared me.
-Sorry.
447
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,260
Um...
448
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,060
-I was just, um, a bit thirsty.
-Mm.
449
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,100
-Not...not thirsty.
-(CHUCKLES)
450
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,200
-God, never mind.
-No? Um...cool.
451
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,700
-Sure.
-Mm-hm.
452
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,180
And, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
453
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,500
Is ev... Are you...
Are you comfortable on...
454
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,340
..on the sofa bed
and everything?
455
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,660
-Yeah, I'm fine.
-Yeah?
456
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,660
-Mm.
-Um...
457
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,860
Thanks for helping out today.
458
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,960
Couldn't have done it
without you.
459
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,100
Ain't no thing.
460
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,620
(REEMA CHUCKLES)
461
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,620
(DOOR OPENS)
462
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,420
Oh, here you cuties are!
463
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,740
Hey, I'm gonna hate-watch
the shit
464
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,340
out of 'Real Housewives'.
465
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,860
Who's with me?
466
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,860
-ARIEL: Yeah?
-Yeah.
467
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,580
Yeah.
468
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,580
(RAIN PATTERS)
469
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,180
(DOM AND TIM LAUGH HYSTERICALLY)
470
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,340
Hey, do you know
that this place is closing down?
471
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,340
How shit is that?
472
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,540
That, my friend,
473
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,660
is everything
that is wrong with this world
474
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,300
in a nutshell!
475
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,400
That's a true story.
476
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,020
(SLURRING) You know,
477
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,640
I've always dreamt of owning
my own record store.
478
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,560
Small-pressed vinyl
and memorabilia.
479
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,380
Music books.
480
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,860
Box sets.
481
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,380
Whisky bar in the corner.
482
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:45,900
Alphabetised,
from Japanese to...
483
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,060
..Scottish to Tasmanian.
484
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,320
(BOTH LAUGH)
485
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,040
Hey...
486
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,540
..my kids are at uni,
I'm divorced.
487
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,620
My mortgage is paid off. Almost.
488
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,000
Which means you are a free man!
489
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,080
You're a free man.
490
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,280
(TIM LAUGHS)
491
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,820
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
492
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,920
(THROBBING DANCE MUSIC)
493
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,900
CHRIS: The thing is,
494
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,260
materials costs have gone up
30% every quarter.
495
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,780
So I...so I tell this guy,
I say,
496
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,740
"You gotta be smart,
lock in your contracts."
497
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,580
MADISON: Mm. Mm-hm.
498
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,220
Who's got Jays tonight, Ol?
499
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,440
My brother's babysitting her
at Mum's house.
500
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,740
And get this.
501
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,500
This amateur thinks,
"Oh, I'll just wing it."
502
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,700
His budget blows out 500 grand!
503
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,060
What a dipshit!
504
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,240
Babe, do you think your costume
might be blackface?
505
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,840
What?
506
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,760
But I loved Prince.
507
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,660
OK, you see that woman
over there at the bar,
508
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,060
the one in the black?
509
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,500
No, no, don't, don't...
510
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,660
-Elvira?
-Yeah.
511
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,340
She just rubbed her boob
on my elbow.
512
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,580
-Really?
-Yeah.
513
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,700
She bought my painting
in the silent auction,
514
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,580
then she asked me
to paint her naked.
515
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,860
-Yeah.
-God!
516
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,940
Yeah.
517
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,340
-What did you say?
-I don't know.
518
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,140
I can't remember.
I just kind of freaked out.
519
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,380
But then her husband came over.
See the dude?
520
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,060
In the leopard print. Thought
he was gonna knock me out.
521
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,480
But he invites me back
to their place for a drink.
522
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,220
Did they want
to have a threesome?
523
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,420
No, save yourself the night.
He breathes weird.
524
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,520
-They're Arlo's parents.
-Oh!
525
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,280
SANTI: Looks like
they're after you too, Ol.
526
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,280
I gotta take a leak.
527
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,480
-It is tempting. (LAUGHS)
-Oh!
528
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,440
(WOMAN AND MAN GRUNT)
529
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,220
(WOMAN AND MAN GRUNT)
530
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,300
-MAN: Oh, yeah, yeah.
-WOMAN: Yeah.
531
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,820
-What the actual fuck, Trent?!
-(BANGS ON DOOR)
532
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,920
(LOUD MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH)
533
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,660
No. No. No.
534
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,760
-Oh!
-(OLY AND SANTI GASP)
535
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,700
Oh, my God, these people!
536
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,020
I thought
we were the bad parents.
537
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,340
They're supposed
to be the grown-ups.
538
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,700
Yeah, we didn't even know
each other when we had J.
539
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,620
-What's your excuse?
-Yeah, try being teen parents!
540
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,420
OLY: We deserve
some kind of award.
541
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,520
-Parent of the year award.
-Yeah.
542
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,080
It was hard sometimes.
543
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,380
Was?
544
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,540
We're only
five and a half years in!
545
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,860
It'll be alright.
546
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,900
('WE CAN GET TOGETHER'
BY ICEHOUSE)
547
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,900
AUSTIN: Oly!
548
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,340
Santi!
549
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,440
Get into the groove!
550
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,540
Will you dance with me, madam?
551
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,520
♪ There must be something
we can talk about
552
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:30,200
♪ And maybe there's something
here that we can do
553
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,420
♪ No matter
what your friends say
554
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,060
♪ Don't go too far
555
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,220
♪ Remember,
there's just one thing
556
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,660
♪ Whenever you come this way
557
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,740
♪ You know I wouldn't
get you down
558
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,440
♪ I just like talking to you
559
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,420
♪ It's raining outside
560
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,040
♪ I'm shaking my shoes
downstairs
561
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,500
♪ You never stop dancing
562
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,800
♪ You don't make much sense
563
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,860
♪ No matter
what your friends say
564
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,780
♪ Don't go too far
565
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,740
♪ Remember,
there's just one thing
566
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,140
♪ Whenever you come this way
567
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,920
♪ Maybe we can get together... ♪
568
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,840
(RAPPING AT DOOR)
569
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,260
Madison, hey.
570
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,420
(LAUGHS)
571
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,120
Oh, um, yeah, we...
The girls, we had a makeover.
572
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,140
Don't really know
what I'm doing here.
573
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,860
Oh.
574
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,260
But if I have to sit through
575
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,460
one more fucking middle-aged
living death conversation
576
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,940
about negative gearing or
renovations or the fucking P&C,
577
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,380
I am legit going to top myself
578
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,480
and save the planet
some resources.
579
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,180
OK.
580
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,980
Could you just say something
like that weird shit
581
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,260
you were going on about
at Talia's party?
582
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:09,660
What, you mean about how
the next epoch in religion
583
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,540
will see humanity
redress the balance
584
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,340
of 2,000 years of male-coded
totalitarian monotheism?
585
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,100
Yeah, what the fuck
is all that about?
586
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,720
It really makes me, um...
587
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,380
..curious.
588
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,940
Well, yeah, yeah, cool.
589
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,020
Um, yeah.
590
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,580
I've got some books
you could borrow,
591
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,300
or happy to talk about it
any time.
592
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,780
Cool.
593
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,420
And just to be clear,
you're celibate
594
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,200
to, like, conserve your chi
or something?
595
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,600
Yeah, but it was mostly, um...
596
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,900
I'm a white, mostly straight
cis male, right?
597
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,900
And the sexuality
I've culturally inherited
598
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,620
is, um, really exploitative,
599
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,940
like a kind of
conquest-colonialist mentality.
600
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,420
And I don't want to do that.
601
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,340
So I sort of figured...
pause, reset,
602
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,700
maybe I could find
a different way.
603
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,980
A different way to fuck?
604
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,660
Kind of, yeah.
605
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,980
Huh.
606
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,780
(LIGHT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
607
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,660
And you're still celibate now,
or...
608
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,940
You want me to fix that?
609
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,040
I do.
610
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,260
The idea of yin and yang
is fundamentally different
611
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,220
to the idea of good and evil.
612
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,220
It's more tangible
and more pagan.
613
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,660
-Yes!
-Night and day are equal cycles.
614
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,760
-Um...
-Yeah.
615
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,740
MADISON: Yeah!
616
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,460
Yeah, read, read, read!
617
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,900
"Vague. Elusive.
Yet within is an image."
618
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,340
Yeah.
619
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,980
-"Yet within is spirit."
-(MADISON GROANS)
620
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,000
"A spirit so vital
that she's her own proof."
621
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,960
Shh!
622
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,520
-No matter what the body...
-Yeah.
623
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,720
Wait, not yet, not yet.
624
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,740
Keep going.
625
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,040
-Keep talking. Keep talking.
-Are you sure this is OK?
626
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,080
(JACINDA WHISPERS)
OK, Gracie, let's go.
627
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,120
(MADISON GROANS)
628
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,120
Yes!
629
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,140
-(BOWIE GROANS)
-MADISON: Yes! Yes!
630
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,700
('PUNCHLINE' BY JAGUAR JONZE)
631
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,140
♪ We hope you know that
there are limited categories
632
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,940
♪ Make it blonde, make it white,
you're the perfect pony
633
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,060
♪ We prefer when you promise
you're our one and only
634
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,660
♪ Sign your name next to the X
635
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,900
♪ And fingers crossed,
wish you the best
636
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,220
♪ We love culture but make sure
it's to our very liking
637
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,780
♪ Make it milky, make it plain
and not too spicy
638
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,780
♪ Dial it down
639
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,060
♪ Like you're almost
640
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,180
♪ In a bunker hiding
641
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,820
♪ Sign your name next to the X
642
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,820
♪ And fingers crossed
643
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,820
♪ Wish you the best
644
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,960
♪ Ooh, banana-na, sayonara
645
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,580
♪ This
is my
646
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,580
♪ This is
my
647
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,020
♪ This
is my
648
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,220
♪ Punchline
649
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,660
♪ Where I go resign
650
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,880
♪ From playing your games
651
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,980
♪ This is my, this is my
652
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,540
♪ This is my punchline
653
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,020
♪ Where I say goodbye
654
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,240
♪ From playing your games. ♪
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