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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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I need an 'X'.
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No 'X'.
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Uh, a 'C' and a 'S'.
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Or a 'K' and an 'S'.
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Whoa! Whoa! Don't let go.
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You're fine.
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I have a 'K'.
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Yeah!
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And a 'C'.
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Yeah!
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Hey.
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"God should pay taxis."
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People will get it.
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(QUIRKY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Uh...
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No, they won't.
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(CAR APPROACHES, HORN BEEPS)
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Uh... Just be cool. Stay cool.
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-(CAR HORN BEEPS)
-Hey!
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(KEYS JINGLE)
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(OLY WHISPERS) Oh, shit.
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Oh, thank God!
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I think my key is broken.
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-What time do you call this?
-How was J?
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She was an actual angel.
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Madison, I assume?
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How was the gig?
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Boring. We ended up going
on a crime spree instead.
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Drink?
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Hi. I'm...
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-(SIGHS)
-Michael.
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It's OK.
You're not gonna get fired.
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Fired for what?
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Sleeping with his students.
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Uh...student singular.
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I'm...I'm only sleeping with...
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Really?
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You realise that's
incredibly unethical, dude.
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You're in a position of power
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and you're taking advantage
of my little sister here.
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Are we gonna have a problem?
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MICHAEL: Um, are we?
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Bowie!
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I'm joking!
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It's a joke. It's a silly joke.
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Get in here. Come on, man.
Nothing but love.
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Nothing but... Mwah!
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Welcome to the family, brother.
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Ohhh!
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Hey, uh...
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(CHUCKLES)
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So is that something
you usually do?
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Deface churches?
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-Most nights, yeah.
-Wow.
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It's kinda hot.
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What's hot?
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The fact that
Australian churches
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earn a combined yearly income
of over $30 billion
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and yet still have the audacity
to call themselves charities?
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Uh, yeah.
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-Can you two shut up?
-OLY: Sorry.
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MICHAEL: Um... (CHUCKLES)
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I'm gonna go, OK.
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You OK?
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-(OLY GULPS)
-MICHAEL: Whoa!
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-(THUD!)
-MADISON: Oh, for fuck's sake!
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-MICHAEL: Sorry.
-(OLY VOMITS)
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(DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE)
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-(OLY DRY-RETCHES)
-Hey, Ol. I gotta go.
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I have a really bad feeling it's
one of my stepkids' birthdays.
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(OLY SIGHS, THEN VOMITS)
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Mummy's fine. Sometimes
too much fun makes you spew.
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-'Bye, tiny legend.
-'Bye.
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(OLY VOMITS)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Oly, I worry.
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Sorry, I was just...vomiting.
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Sorpresa! I have books for you!
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-What do you say?
-Gracias.
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(SPEAKS SPANISH)
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Now go. Have some fun!
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Let me guess.
You're worried about...
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I worry about Santiago.
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He's too porfiado...
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How you say? Proud, stubborn.
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..to say, "I love Oly."
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You mean Keeks.
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What is this word 'keeks'?
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Santi's girlfriend.
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He didn't tell you?
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Novia? Girlfriend?
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No!
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(SPEAKS SPANISH)
For how long?
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Well, he is thinking about
introducing her to J,
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so a while, I guess.
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SANTI: Hey.
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If you had a toothbrush at mine,
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you wouldn't have to
brush your teeth here.
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I like brushing my teeth here.
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You don't have to
drive me to work.
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-It's OK.
-But I appreciate it.
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Do you want to meet for lunch?
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I'd love to but I can't.
It's J day.
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(GASPS)
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Sorry. Fuck.
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(SPEAKS SPANISH)
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-Ita, how...
-Oh, you're Bernardita.
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Hi. I've heard so much
about you. I'm Keeks.
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I'm sorry. No English.
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Sure. No problem.
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Uh, we need to collect
some tomatoes on the way.
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Let's talk about this at home.
That sounds yummy, though.
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(SPEAKS SPANISH)
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Beautiful girl.
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Bye-bye.
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Yeah, we just need to, um,
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collect some ingredients
for dinner.
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Right.
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'Cause it sounded like
she wants you
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to get back
with your ex-girlfriend.
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No.
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Tomatoes. (STARTS ENGINE)
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Right.
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(EASY-LISTENING LATIN MUSIC
PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
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Oh, thank you.
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Mm. Is that cologne?
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Is someone on a date?
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It's just deodorant.
And no, not a date.
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I'm doing some research
for my app.
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Ah, the grumpy old man app?
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-That's...
-What's wrong with it?
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It's not...
There's nothing wrong with it.
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I've just been getting
some feedback.
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-Complaints?
-Feedback is what it's called.
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And, uh, the algorithm
might be a little off.
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Apparently it's pairing
the wrong people together,
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which is ridiculous.
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So you're meeting
the wrong people?
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That's right. No.
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I'm merely going undercover
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to monitor the user experience
of my company.
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Right. Sure.
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You know there's nothing weird
to want a friend, Dom.
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A lot of men...get lonely
at your age.
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Yeah, but I'm an island,
so I don't need anyone.
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Ooh. That might be him. Hi.
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Just a latte with
a half-sugar, please.
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-Paul.
-Dom.
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-How are you?
-Good.
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(QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
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(COFFEE STEAMER
HISSES IN BACKGROUND)
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SANTI: How's it going?
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Do this one.
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SANTI: OK.
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Let me see.
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(RELAXED MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY)
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What is it? What did we draw?
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We drew... Dah-dah!
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A robot on a surfboard.
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Oat latte for Keeks?
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-Hey!
-Hi. Oh.
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-Um...
-Um...
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-J, this...this is, um...
-Deb...borah. Debbie.
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Debber...son.
I'm...I'm Debbie Debberson.
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Hi. Pancakes. Yum.
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Oat latte for Keeks?
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Well, uh, great to see you...
meet you, Santi.
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And I'll speak to you soon.
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Uh...
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-Or not.
-Yeah.
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-(WHISPERS) Sorry.
-Just...just...
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Apparently his mum
dressed him as a girl
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when he was a kid, which
I find absolutely hilarious
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that there are generations
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of confused sensitive guys
out there
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who thought they'd finally found
their model of fighting,
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fucking, shooting,
writerly masculinity.
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You know, my dad certainly did.
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But, you know,
behind closed doors,
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it was all about
the feminine for him.
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You know, Hemingway
I'm talking about, not my dad.
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Right.
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So who was Hemingway?
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He... Never mind.
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OLY: Do-do-do!
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What a beautiful afternoon
in our village.
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Yes. We are all so happy here.
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Nothing ever goes wrong.
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-(BOTH SING) ♪ La la la... ♪
-(PHONE CHIMES)
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♪ Lu lu lu
La la la la la la
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♪ La la la La la la
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♪ Ahhh... ♪
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(GASPS) Oh, no!
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What is it?
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A tornado! Quick,
get the children inside!
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-There's no time!
-Argh!
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-Run, Debbie! Run!
-(GIGGLES) Who's Debbie?
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Daddy's friend.
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-Who's Debbie Daddy's friend?
-From lunch.
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They smoochy-kissed. (KISSES)
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But, Debbie, I love you!
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-(FAUX-CRIES)
-(MESSAGE SENDS)
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(FAUX-CRIES)
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So what kind of bands
are you into?
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Uh, pretty mixed,
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like lots of '90s Australian
stuff, some Brit pop,
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some rare acid jazz one-offs,
that sort of thing.
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Mate, we have
a lot of crossover.
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Huh!? I would love
to show you mine.
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I'd love to show you mine too.
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Hey, should we have
another coffee?
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Yeah, sure.
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(SOFTLY) Ah, two.
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I have to be quick. I've got
to go to an appointment.
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Whereabouts are you off to?
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I've got to meet
my parole officer.
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OK.
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Yeah. Shot my wife's brother
three years ago.
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I said it was an accident,
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so I didn't have to do
any time, which was lucky.
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That is, uh, lucky.
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And, uh, your brother-in-law,
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how's he these days?
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He is in the ground, where
that little prick belongs.
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So when's good for you?
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(TRAIN SCREECHES ON TRACKS)
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REEMA: And she knows
you're coming, right?
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Uh, I texted her.
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(REEMA SIGHS) I'm actually
pretty claustrophobic,
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so let's not keep me
in here long, yeah?
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Agh, ha!
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-You good?
-Yeah.
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Ah, wait!
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OK. Go. I hate this!
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Ah, stop! OK. OK, go.
Close it, close it.
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I am calm. I am safe.
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I am not dying. I am calm.
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I'm calm!
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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-(VEHICLE APPROACHES)
-(HORN BLARES COMICALLY)
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What's that noise?
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That is the sound of somebody
who has made a terrible mistake.
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-What the hell are you doing?
-Wait, wait, wait.
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-Before you go mental...
-Too late.
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-This is my day.
-Yeah, I know, I know.
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But just listen.
I've got a surprise for you.
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Oh, another surprise?
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It was sort of a surprise
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to hear that you've been
smoochy-kissing randoms
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in front of our daughter without
discussing it with me first.
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OK, well, I did discuss it.
You said I should introduce her.
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To your girlfriend. Not Debbie.
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Debbie is my girlfriend.
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What happened to Keeks?
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Keeks is Debbie. Debbie...
257
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Can we talk about this later?
I've...
258
00:13:04,943 --> 00:13:07,021
(GROANS)
259
00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:08,420
Another big night?
260
00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,859
Oh, so if I go out partying
all night with my friends
261
00:13:10,939 --> 00:13:13,019
and throw up in the morning,
that makes me a bad mum?
262
00:13:13,098 --> 00:13:14,298
Yes.
263
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,617
What about all the nights
you went out partying
264
00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:19,695
while I was studying and
looking after our daughter, huh?
265
00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:21,854
What about them?
266
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,612
Oh, so it's fine for you
but not for me?
267
00:13:24,693 --> 00:13:28,411
Well, the Oly I remember
thought getting wasted was dumb.
268
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:31,490
"The Oly I remember thought
getting wasted was dumb."
269
00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:39,086
OK. Well, this was a mistake.
270
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:45,083
Yeah, it was.
271
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,280
-Oh, by the way...
-What?
272
00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:55,358
..surprise.
273
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,357
Surprise?
274
00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:00,435
(WISTFUL MUSIC)
275
00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:11,229
DOM: Thank you.
276
00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:14,708
-Back again?
-Sí.
277
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,707
Feeling hopeful today?
278
00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,106
Well, always.
279
00:14:18,185 --> 00:14:20,905
I had my IT team
tweak the algorithm.
280
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,544
I'm just here to bed it down
281
00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:24,064
and make sure that
it's working properly.
282
00:14:24,142 --> 00:14:26,862
OK, well, good luck.
283
00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:28,940
Here we go.
284
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:34,218
Oh, wow, I'm so sorry.
285
00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:37,497
Your wife got cancer too?
286
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,334
That's rough.
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
287
00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:45,333
Did she, by any chance,
have sex with her oncologist?
288
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:46,931
Eh...
289
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,050
OK, sorry.
290
00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:52,368
So what you're saying,
just so we're on the same page,
291
00:14:52,449 --> 00:14:54,608
is that the Earth is flat,
292
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:56,207
the moon is round,
293
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,565
therefore the moon landing
was fake,
294
00:14:59,646 --> 00:15:03,564
but satellites are real
because they track our thoughts?
295
00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:08,080
Oh, I really like you too, mate.
296
00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:13,079
Just, the app is primarily
for making friends.
297
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,317
If you are in need
of a new kidney,
298
00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:18,236
then I think
there are better ways
299
00:15:18,315 --> 00:15:20,395
to track one down, you know?
300
00:15:21,995 --> 00:15:23,993
(SIGHS)
301
00:15:24,752 --> 00:15:28,591
I just met some of
the worst men in the world.
302
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,750
-No?
-Yeah.
303
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,388
One of them tried to convince me
304
00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,827
that Kamala Harris
is a Russian hologram.
305
00:15:38,065 --> 00:15:40,064
-(LAUGHS)
-I mean it.
306
00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,863
(SIGHS) I don't know.
307
00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:46,582
I don't know how but something's
definitely off with the app.
308
00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:49,381
Yes, the app, of course.
309
00:15:49,461 --> 00:15:53,259
And please keep having
your man dates here.
310
00:15:53,338 --> 00:15:55,338
They make me laugh.
311
00:15:56,097 --> 00:16:00,535
Oh, well, I'm...glad
I bring joy to someone.
312
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:05,372
What are you talking about?
313
00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:10,050
You moved out, you broke up,
your mum was sick.
314
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,649
So much has happened.
315
00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:14,887
Yeah, I guess.
316
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:17,847
Oh, and you're best friends
with Madison now?
317
00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:19,925
Lol.
318
00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:22,444
I really missed you, Reema.
319
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:28,361
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
I missed you more. (GIGGLES)
320
00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:33,478
(HIGH-PITCHED)
Despite your amazing,
321
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,078
glamorous, international life?
322
00:16:35,157 --> 00:16:36,916
(BOTH LAUGH)
323
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,116
Don't get me started.
324
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,473
It's nice to be home.
325
00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:47,671
Your life
looks so shiny and rich.
326
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,550
That's literally the name
of the filter I used.
327
00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:56,146
It wasn't all great.
328
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,184
OLY: Mm.
329
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,903
Yeah, uni hasn't exactly been
330
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,982
what I thought
it would be either.
331
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,859
Though, I am sort of...
332
00:17:12,938 --> 00:17:16,577
..hanging out
with one of my tutors.
333
00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:19,656
Ooh, scandalous. Mm.
334
00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:23,694
Must be nice to have someone
on your level, intellectually.
335
00:17:23,774 --> 00:17:25,773
Yeah.
336
00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:33,769
So I was thinking
maybe I would stay for a bit?
337
00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:35,848
Decompress.
338
00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:40,885
Oh, dude, if I was you,
I would run.
339
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,764
I would get out right now.
340
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,883
I mean, what's keeping you here?
341
00:17:46,122 --> 00:17:48,120
Aside from your mum, of course.
342
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,198
Nothing, I guess?
343
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:58,196
It's funny, I thought you'd be
working at the UN by now
344
00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,274
instead of getting wasted
with Madison.
345
00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:06,712
Well, not all of us
can just pack up and run away
346
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,791
whenever we want.
347
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,549
Well, I should go.
348
00:18:15,308 --> 00:18:17,907
Oh, and I'm having
this welcome-back thing
349
00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:19,826
on Saturday in the park.
350
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:22,024
You should come, if you can.
351
00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,062
Bring your professor.
352
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:26,142
Tutor.
353
00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:34,298
Dunno that you deserve it,though.
354
00:18:34,378 --> 00:18:35,457
(KEEKS CHUCKLES)
355
00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:37,897
TEENAGER: What aboutthat politician?
356
00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:39,696
-George Anabasis?
-(PHONE CHIMES)
357
00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:41,774
MAN: Anabasis?
358
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:44,613
What about him?
359
00:18:44,693 --> 00:18:46,611
TEENAGER: Oh, you know,just the way
360
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,691
him and the anti-fascare gonna be there tonight.
361
00:18:48,771 --> 00:18:51,210
But I...I can see you're busy.
362
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:54,687
-Bad news?
-Uh, no.
363
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:57,167
It's just a school friend's
364
00:18:57,247 --> 00:18:58,966
having, like, a welcome-back
picnic thing.
365
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,485
-Fun.
-Yeah.
366
00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:04,283
Oly will be there?
367
00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:06,962
I don't know. Probably.
368
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,841
You should go.
369
00:19:08,921 --> 00:19:11,680
I don't even want to come.
It's too early anyway.
370
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:15,398
Too early to what?
371
00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:18,356
Introduce you to my friends?
372
00:19:18,436 --> 00:19:21,794
Yeah, I wouldn't want you
meeting my friends. As if.
373
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,032
Well, would you want to come?
374
00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:27,432
No!
375
00:19:27,512 --> 00:19:29,271
What if I begged?
376
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,149
I thought you weren't going.
377
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:33,229
I'd go if you came.
378
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,547
The thing is, Santi,
379
00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:41,665
if there's one thing Debbie
Debberson hates, it's picnics.
380
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,144
Ah!
381
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,943
I guess I still have
so much to learn
382
00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:46,782
about Debbie Debberson then,
don't I?
383
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,981
You haven't even scratched
the surface of Debbie.
384
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:55,778
Go to the picnic.
See your friends.
385
00:19:55,858 --> 00:19:58,376
Try to remember how to have fun.
386
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:03,734
(DELICATE MUSIC)
387
00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:06,932
(SIGHS)
388
00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:09,411
And, uh, you're sure
none of your friends
389
00:20:09,491 --> 00:20:11,770
know that I'm your tutor, right?
390
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:14,368
-Yeah.
-Good.
391
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:19,245
So, uh, how did we... How did
we meet? (CHUCKLES) Uh...
392
00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:22,323
Uh, I don't know. Bumble?
393
00:20:22,404 --> 00:20:24,283
Oh, Jesus, that's grim.
394
00:20:24,363 --> 00:20:28,841
What about, um, we bumped into
each other at a bookshop?
395
00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:31,639
-OK.
-And I asked you out.
396
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,278
-Sure.
-Cool.
397
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,716
Oh, actually, no, wait.
Uh, you asked me out. Yeah?
398
00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:42,394
MADISON: What up?
Look who's here!
399
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,553
OLY: Hey!
400
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:46,072
-Oh.
-Hey, how are you? Michael.
401
00:20:46,152 --> 00:20:48,151
-MAN: Hey, man.
-MADISON: Oh, sav blanc?
402
00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:54,748
-Hey, I'm Zac.
-Oh, uh, Michael.
403
00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:56,427
-Michael.
-Yes.
404
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,626
MADISON: Michael,
what'd you bring?
405
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,225
Uh...
406
00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:03,543
(FRIENDS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)
407
00:21:03,624 --> 00:21:05,982
(UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYS)
408
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,499
-It's a nice day.
-Yeah.
409
00:21:15,217 --> 00:21:16,937
-Bah.
-Ooh! Uce.
410
00:21:17,017 --> 00:21:20,895
-What's doing, bro?
-WOMAN: Hey. Santi. Gary.
411
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,533
VINCE: Hey!
412
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,173
Do you remember me? I think we
went to the same high school.
413
00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:27,652
Nope, sorry, wrong person.
414
00:21:27,732 --> 00:21:29,731
-Hey.
-Hi.
415
00:21:31,169 --> 00:21:33,249
Ah, you still smell the same.
416
00:21:35,008 --> 00:21:36,327
Thank you?
417
00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:39,046
And you grew a moustache?
418
00:21:40,845 --> 00:21:42,764
Yeah. What, you don't like it?
419
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,483
No, it's... It's nice.
420
00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:47,562
I think it's really hot.
421
00:21:48,401 --> 00:21:51,560
And you brought your...cousin?
422
00:21:51,639 --> 00:21:55,118
-Classic.
-Girlfriend. I'm Ayesha.
423
00:21:55,197 --> 00:21:57,637
You must be the famous Reema.
424
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,796
Guilty as charged.
425
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,633
Well, help yourself
to some drinks, guys.
426
00:22:04,713 --> 00:22:06,871
It was meant to only be
school people,
427
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:10,310
so just introduce yourself,
everyone's really friendly.
428
00:22:10,389 --> 00:22:12,149
Oh, and don't go in the water.
429
00:22:12,229 --> 00:22:13,428
Apparently the harbour's
430
00:22:13,509 --> 00:22:15,308
completely rammed
with jellyfish.
431
00:22:15,388 --> 00:22:17,507
-Gross.
-Right?
432
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,066
But it's not their fault.
433
00:22:19,146 --> 00:22:21,465
Life must be tricky
if you haven't got a brain.
434
00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:29,661
ZAC: So how did you guys
get together?
435
00:22:29,741 --> 00:22:31,180
MICHAEL: Oh, you know, just...
436
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,579
Do you want to...
Yeah, we, um...
437
00:22:32,658 --> 00:22:34,138
It was at a bookshop. Um...
438
00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:36,017
I was going in
and she was coming out
439
00:22:36,097 --> 00:22:38,816
and we bumped into each other
and she dropped everything
440
00:22:38,896 --> 00:22:42,374
and, uh, yeah, I helped her
pick up the books,
441
00:22:42,454 --> 00:22:46,772
the multiple books, and, yeah,
then she asked me out.
442
00:22:46,851 --> 00:22:48,890
-That's like a movie.
-MICHAEL: Mm.
443
00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:51,928
Or real life. Yeah.
444
00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:53,408
Yeah, look, I mean, it's cute.
445
00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:55,168
Not as cute as
nearly asphyxiating
446
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,447
in the back of a ute.
447
00:22:56,527 --> 00:22:59,366
-I mean, that's next level.
-Huh?
448
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,365
Your best friend, Reema.
449
00:23:01,445 --> 00:23:03,244
She, like, surprised you
10 minutes ago.
450
00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:04,523
Oh, yeah.
451
00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:07,402
Yeah, that's how you make
an entrance.
452
00:23:07,482 --> 00:23:10,720
Yeah, that was...
That was pretty amazing.
453
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,918
Now that I think about it.
454
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,637
Hey, Mads, my mate said
she saw you the other night.
455
00:23:16,716 --> 00:23:18,876
You were hanging around,
like, a church or something?
456
00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:21,075
Not hanging around. Vandalising.
457
00:23:21,155 --> 00:23:22,634
Oh, no.
458
00:23:22,714 --> 00:23:24,592
Tell your mate Oly's tutor,
who she's fucking,
459
00:23:24,673 --> 00:23:26,672
made us vandalise a church.
460
00:23:29,311 --> 00:23:33,309
-Didn't you, Michael?
-Hold on, you're her tutor?
461
00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:37,147
No. I'm a bookshop worker.
462
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:41,024
Thanks.
463
00:23:42,184 --> 00:23:44,503
Whoa, slow down.
There's ketamine in there.
464
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,541
-OK.
-Alright, go, go, go.
465
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,620
MADISON: Oh, my God,
I love smelly cheese.
466
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,697
ZAC: Michael.
467
00:23:55,618 --> 00:23:57,456
Ah, clink, clink, clink.
468
00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,615
-Hey, everyone! Hey!
-GUESTS: Hey.
469
00:24:00,695 --> 00:24:03,053
(BRITISH ACCENT)
Erm, I just wanted to say
470
00:24:03,134 --> 00:24:05,572
thank you all ever so much
for coming.
471
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,691
(NORMALLY) As you all know,
I went overseas to find myself.
472
00:24:08,771 --> 00:24:11,370
And I did. And she's amazing.
473
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:17,047
But what I didn't realise
was how much I would miss this.
474
00:24:17,127 --> 00:24:21,284
I think sometimes you have
to make new friends to realise,
475
00:24:21,365 --> 00:24:25,283
"Oh, no, maybe my old friends
are better."
476
00:24:27,162 --> 00:24:29,161
Even if we've changed.
477
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:35,638
Anyways, I'm not gonna be
in town for much longer,
478
00:24:35,717 --> 00:24:38,196
so everybody think of
one nice thing to say to me.
479
00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:40,115
Be specific.
480
00:24:40,195 --> 00:24:42,434
-(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
-Crowd goes wild.
481
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,713
(GUESTS CHEER)
482
00:24:48,431 --> 00:24:50,270
I never thought
I'd be back here.
483
00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:52,109
I thought I was leaving forever.
484
00:24:52,188 --> 00:24:55,986
Yeah. I never thought I'd donate
my sperm to Talia, but I did.
485
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:58,066
Life's crazy, huh?
486
00:24:58,866 --> 00:25:00,465
What?
487
00:25:00,544 --> 00:25:03,184
Yeah, nah, Talia
and her girlfriend
488
00:25:03,264 --> 00:25:05,263
asked me for some help
and I said yes.
489
00:25:07,222 --> 00:25:09,221
Did you?
490
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,779
How cool.
491
00:25:11,859 --> 00:25:14,818
To have a baby with Talia.
492
00:25:14,898 --> 00:25:16,377
Talia's girlfriend.
493
00:25:16,456 --> 00:25:18,456
Talia's
girlfriend.
494
00:25:19,774 --> 00:25:22,254
How absolutely exciting.
495
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,332
You reckon?
496
00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:26,892
You're the only person
I've told so far.
497
00:25:28,011 --> 00:25:30,050
-You haven't told Alicia?
-Ayesha.
498
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,489
No. It's early days, so...
499
00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:39,086
Wow. That's great.
500
00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:41,205
That's great.
501
00:25:41,284 --> 00:25:43,923
If that's what you want.
502
00:25:44,003 --> 00:25:46,282
It's easy for me.
503
00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:48,360
It'll make them happy.
504
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,758
I dropped out of uni.
And I got divorced.
505
00:25:57,037 --> 00:25:58,755
Ouch. Really?
506
00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:00,195
Yeah.
507
00:26:00,274 --> 00:26:02,194
That's intense.
508
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:04,832
It's good.
I mean, it's not good.
509
00:26:04,913 --> 00:26:06,912
But it's good.
510
00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:09,311
Really?
511
00:26:09,390 --> 00:26:10,830
Yeah.
512
00:26:10,909 --> 00:26:13,549
It turns out doing everything
you're supposed to do
513
00:26:13,629 --> 00:26:16,746
and getting everything
you wanted can suck.
514
00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:22,543
So...is that why
you're not going back?
515
00:26:25,423 --> 00:26:27,422
Who told you I'm not going back?
516
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,219
Don't tell anyone.
517
00:26:35,498 --> 00:26:37,497
Oly's lucky to have you.
518
00:26:38,735 --> 00:26:40,735
Not everyone gets a Reema.
519
00:26:42,214 --> 00:26:45,092
That's true. She is lucky.
520
00:26:47,692 --> 00:26:49,011
(OLY LAUGHS)
521
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:51,090
God, she's a bad drunk.
522
00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:54,568
(MELANCHOLY
ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC)
523
00:26:57,447 --> 00:27:02,004
SONG: ♪ Who are you to ask
for anything more?
524
00:27:03,842 --> 00:27:06,682
♪ Do you wait for
your dancing lessons
525
00:27:06,762 --> 00:27:11,399
♪ To be sent from God?
526
00:27:15,598 --> 00:27:17,836
-♪ You'd like his light... ♪
-Hey, Olympia!
527
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:23,073
(ALL GASP)
528
00:27:24,193 --> 00:27:26,912
Did you just throw
a jellyfish at me?
529
00:27:26,992 --> 00:27:30,310
-I don't know. Did I?
-Um, jellyfish fight?
530
00:27:30,389 --> 00:27:33,029
Is that a thing?
Are you guys crazy?
531
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,788
(ALL SQUEAL PLAYFULLY)
532
00:27:34,868 --> 00:27:38,265
♪ ..enough... ♪
533
00:27:39,265 --> 00:27:41,264
MICHAEL: I got you!
534
00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:45,383
♪ You'd like a light
to shine on you
535
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:55,578
♪ And every book you take
536
00:27:55,658 --> 00:27:58,776
♪ And you dust off
from the shelf
537
00:27:58,856 --> 00:28:01,894
♪ Has lines between lines
538
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:06,812
♪ Between lines
539
00:28:06,892 --> 00:28:08,890
♪ That you read about yourself
540
00:28:13,848 --> 00:28:16,767
♪ But does a light shine on you?
541
00:28:24,283 --> 00:28:25,562
♪ And when your friends
542
00:28:25,643 --> 00:28:27,202
♪ Are talking
543
00:28:27,282 --> 00:28:29,840
♪ You hardly hear a word
544
00:28:29,919 --> 00:28:33,677
♪ You were the first person here
545
00:28:37,437 --> 00:28:40,635
♪ And the last man on the Earth
546
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:46,552
♪ But does a light
shine on you? ♪
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