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(FLASHBULB POPS)

(PULLS ZIPPER QUICKLY)

You know that you don't have to go.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

I know you're sorry for not being...clever

about your activities in this house.

..the real betrayal is that you're leaving me here,

by myself, with these people.

(LAUGHS)

Angel.

You know this saying, "don't shit where you eat"?

Never at a wedding.

That is so basic!

I'm sorry, OK, Rosa? I just...

You want to have 100 girlfriends like Cristiano Ronaldo.

Excellent.

Great idea. I love it. I love it!

But it doesn't come cheap.

Go and pay for Angel's taxi.

-What? -Go!

Hey.

I'm sorry about everything.

(LAUGHS)

These feelings, you know, they are for your girlfriend,

if that's what you call a person you had a baby with,

but no sex.

ANGEL: Hi!

Mm! (KISSES)

This the sad, lonely cousin?

You need help with that?

No.

Some boys just need to smile more. (LAUGHS)

-Whoo! -'Bye!

(MUSICAL HORN TOOTS)

(TYRES SQUEAL)

What the fuck?

You OK?

You know Kamali from Young Global Leaders?

Oh, yeah.

She messaged everyone pretending to be stressed out

because she got into Columbia and Harvard.

Oh.

-Well, it's very impressive. -Yeah.

Let's hope she doesn't choke on her humble brag before deciding.

There's plenty of good options here, Ol.

Sydney, UNSW, ANU...

Mum. Ew.

Well, you know, those US schools and scholarships,

it's very competitive.

Not if you get in.

and what about Baby J?

It's not the Stone Age, Mum. I'm sure Harvard has a creche.

Haven't seen Santi around for a few days.

Well, yeah.

Maybe he's got his own life. Or whatever.

Oh. Baby wipes?

Oh!

Morning, morning. Oly.

Yes!

Yes. Thank you.

VINCE: Spoke to her yet?

MR HANOVER: Thank you.

Oh! Sorry!

I didn't mean to make a scene and embarrass you.

Uce, fix that shit.

I'm with him, sir.

Oh, well, make sure you pass the history exam, Vince.

We are very lucky to be approached for this initiative

and to help rebuild those important networks

of social support in our local communities.

The money raised from your videos

goes towards the first community event.

The video that raises the most

will be used for the launch of the online program.

And also you get cute certificates.

OK, then. (LAUGHS)

You've been given your groups,

so I suggest you spend some time and...

Or... OK, then.

You gotta go do something about it, uce.

Go.

Hey, Oly.

REEMA: Can we help you?

Yeah, I was just gonna say... I was gonna say to Oly...

..if you wanted to switch groups,

our group's just over there.

You could come join ours if you wanted.

I didn't know you were in charge of the groups.

That's not what I'm saying.

Oly, we're going to the quad, stat.

Yeah, we should probably just stick with our own groups.

OK.

MR HANOVER: Remember that a simple idea executed well...

Maybe we could hang out later.

I don't know. I have a lot of study to do, so...

Maybe I could take Jacinda for a walk.

You can walk her whenever you want.

-What was that about? -Oh, nothing.

What's his problem?

I don't know.

(LOUDLY) Maybe he feels too constrained by the parameters.

Did you guys break up?

I don't even know if we were together

because he refuses to acknowledge any labels.

-You're so your dad. -My dad's not bisexual.

So you are bisexual!

No, Oly, this is all so pedantic.

Trying to understand what's going on is pedantic?

Do you wanna hang with me or not?

Do you see what I'm dealing with here?

Me?

Um, OK.

Um, well, I... I think that...

I think that it's nice

that he just wants to recognise your soul

and not the label or... or the package.

Mm, thank you, yes.

But if you really cared for Lachie,

then you'd see that he just wants reassurance

that your souls are together

and not getting with any other...packages, yeah?

Somehow you've succeeded in making the concept of a soul

sound uptight.

OK, should we get on with the video idea?

We don't literally have to make a video. Like, who cares?

For God's sake!

Sorry.

It's OK.

It's not like I'm winning at life.

Oh.

Things not so good with Mr Introspective?

Oh...

That's over.

I'm totally fine about it.

I sincerely hope you lot aren't going to bore me to death.

Um, no way. We are not having cringe vibes in our vid.

-That's my rule. -No, no rules.

Rules are so heteronormative. Yuck.

TALIA: And snap.

That fully ties in with my idea,

and what I'm hearing is we are all feeling the need

to break out, yes?

So is this, like, a partner-type situation?

Should we, I don't know, pick a dance partner?

Just do your own thing.

Yeah, yeah, but isn't it like a...

Isn't it about, like, a connection?

Yeah, connection to your true self.

-TALIA: Alright? -VINCE: Yeah, OK.

So we good, then?

TALIA: Santi?

Look, there is nothing to be ashamed about

knocking up a boujee geek who's left you on read.

-(LAUGHS) -She hasn't left me on read.

Even if she should have.

Then why is she cosy o' yonder with her ex?

-Why do you give a shit, huh? -'Ex' is so prescriptive.

Hey, maybe we should split up into pairs or something.

No, we need an equaliser here

or we are never gonna get a flow.

You got any weed?

I'm not carrying buds around with me 24/7.

Look, I am not trying to box you in to your identity,

but, like...do you?

(VINCE LAUGHS)

-You do? -Yeah, OK, I do.

-Ah! -Yes!

-Come on, man. -No, no, no, no, no.

You don't need to do this. This is unnecessary.

I thought my idea of getting made up as the Kardashians,

holding hands, getting electrocuted

and then all dying together

as a PSA on the dangers of social media was good.

But this I'm also into.

-Blurggh! -Lurggh!

Plus, I fuckin' love zombies.

Arggh!

Stop smiling. You're supposed to be dead.

-Brains! -Ooh!

Lurggh! Blurggh!

Oh!

-(GROWLS REPEATEDLY) -(ANGIE LAUGHS)

It's never gonna work if everyone looks happy.

Everybody stop smiling.

-Ms Davis! -Uh, uh, urggh!

(LAUGHS)

-(MATIAS GROWLS) -(LAUGHTER AND SCREAMING)

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I see where he's coming from.

Are you serious?

-You can be... -What?

You can be kind of scary.

-I'm not scary. -N... (LAUGHS)

Walking home alone at night is scary.

You know what I mean.

What, so I'm supposed to be all...

-..go with the flow! -(LAUGHS)

-Whatever cool people do. -Maybe.

Well, maybe you should go with the flow.

Are you kidding? I'm as flowy as I've ever been right now!

-At least I'm trying. -So am I!

(LAUGHS)

What happened to us?

It seems we could tell the future, and now...

I just feel like sometimes I want to fast-forward

and see what happens at the end.

Or rewind and start all over again.

(BABY GRIZZLES)

(BABY GRIZZLES)

-Maybe you can. -Yeah, right.

He does keep looking over here.

ZAC: Girl, my therapist would be so happy with me.

I feel that this is visual gold.

Visual gold.

Should I tell them that no-one's recording this right now?

(BOTH LAUGH)

So, what do you think about connection?

ZAC: Obviously, Talia's, like... (SNORTS) .."They're clouds."

(TALIA SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(LAIDBACK MUSIC)

Oh.

(LAUGHS) That is gross.

(ANGIE CLEARS THROAT)

-Angie... -Mm-hm?

-Are you OK? -Yeah.

I'm fine.

-(WHISPERS) Are you OK? -No.

I'm shit.

This whole thing is shit, pushing feelings down that...

..won't go away is shit.

I know.

You know, when I woke up the next morning,

I felt like I jumped into another version of my life.

Yeah.

But it isn't.

It's this version.

This is it.

(MATIAS SIGHS)

-(BELL RINGS) -(ZAC GROANS)

REEMA: Whoa.

Uce!

(LAUGHS)

I am the king.

(BOTH LAUGH)

I put it out there and it did manifest.

Finally got 20,000 subscribers, eh?

No. I don't need help manifesting that.

Me and Reema.

-Oh! -Yeah. (LAUGHS)

-What happened? -We had a moment.

Doing a group assignment? (LAUGHS)

Wow. You need to take it a lot more serious.

-Uh-huh. -I mean it.

Sort your shit out with Oly.

Oly doesn't even want to talk to me.

Then...then find another way.

'Cause I'm not gonna have a sulk-fest

cock-blocking my life path with my queen, alright?

(LAUGHS)

I just touched Vince's hand.

What? What do you mean?

I just touched his hand.

With my hand. Like this.

Why did you do that?

I don't know, I just did.

-I thought you hated Vince. -So did I.

What is going on?

I'm sorry, I know we hate Santi right now,

and everyone Santi-adjacent.

No, no, that's not what I mean. I like that. That's really cute.

So you think it's right that I was mad at him?

-That I am mad at him? -But you are right.

-He was a dick. -Exactly.

But you need to go right now

because he's coming over here

and you look like you're about to cave.

('SOLA' BY NINA COBHAM)

(NINA COBHAM SINGS) ♪ Tengo miedo de estar sola

♪ I need to get my act... ♪

Hi, this is Dom. Please leave a message.

(BEEP!)

Hey, Dad, it's me. Um, where are you?

Maybe we could meet up, um,

because I need to talk to you about some stuff

that is going on.

-Um, I could meet you at home. -(PHONE BEEPS)

♪ I'm asking what all of the rush is for... ♪

Or I can just come to wherever you are. 'Bye.

♪ Good things take time

♪ You push me to a side Why do I wait?

♪ For you to come around and talk again

♪ Mess with my mind

♪ I move myself out of your way... ♪

-MAN 1: He's talking to her. -MAN 2: Cazu, cazu, cazu.

Dad?

Dad?

(WOMAN MOANS)

(MAN GRUNTS)

OLY: Excuse me?

Excuse me, please!

What the actual fuck?!

-I thought the boat sank! -Um, no.

This one's Birdie's boat.

Sorry, Birdie?

Oh, yeah, um...

Oly, this is Birdie.

Um, Birdie, this is Oly, and you've already met Jacinda.

Oh!

Why have you already met Jacinda?

Is this what you've been doing this whole time?

-No. -Is this why you bought a boat?

-So that you could do this? -No, this is not anything.

This is nothing.

No... This is not what you think it is.

Oh, good!

Because it looks like you're having some secret affair.

No, no, no, no, this is not an affair!

This is like a...

This is like a, you know, thing

that people do.

Life's not simple, darling.

Oh, no shit, Dad!

That's actually why I was trying to find you.

I'm sorry.

SONG: ♪ Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, whoa, oh... ♪

This is Reema. Leave a message.

Oh, my God!

Reems, I just went... I just saw...

Call me!

Actually, fuck it, where are you? I'm coming over.

♪ Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh... ♪

(BANGS ON WINDOW) Reema!

♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

(RINGING TONE)

♪ Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh... ♪

(PHONE CHIMES)

(MEDITATIVE FLUTE MUSIC)

(RINGING TONE)

This is Lachie. You know what to do.

(PHONE RINGS)

(BABY GRIZZLES)

(BABY GRIZZLES)

(BABY BURBLES)

(KNOCKS AT DOOR)

Oly.

What's the matter?

Um...

(WHISPERS) Oh!

-You were right. -I was?

Go with the flow.

Yeah, no offence, but the flow says you'd better go.

But also, thank you so much for your wise counsel.

LACHIE AND ZAC: 'Bye!

"Go with the flow." Did I even say that?

Why would I say something like that?

How about, "Upload the fuckin' video you were meant to do

"instead of going with the flow all over my day?"

-(BABY GRIZZLES) -Oh, sorry, J.

Mummy's very upset. One day you'll understand why.

(COMPUTER CHIMES)

(SIGHS)

(GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC)

('OH MAMÃE' BY PEROTÁ CHINGÓ)

(BABY GRIZZLES)

SONG: ♪ Oh mamãe

♪ Eu quero ver

♪ O mar

♪ Eu quero ver

♪ O mar

♪ Yemanya

♪ Eu quero ver

♪ O mar

-♪ No te conozco... ♪ -Mum!

-♪ Aun así te amo, aun así... ♪

-Mum! -Yeah, what's happened?

Nothing!

Could you mind her?

Yes, of course, I would love to.

Hello!

(ANGIE LAUGHS)

-(BABY BURBLES) -Has something happened?

No. Why?

Did something happen with you?

No.

Nothing.

♪ O mar... ♪

(SONG CONTINUES IN SPANISH)

Aw.

-(BABY BURBLES) -(ANGIE LAUGHS)

-ANGIE: Mm. -Ew!

-Ew, Mum, what's that? -What?

Oh. Oh!

Weird. That's disgusting.

That's spaghetti from my lunch.

Gross.

I just was asking because Santi came by after school.

-Is that where you're going? -Mum.

Obviously.

(ANGIE LAUGHS)

♪ No te conozco aun así

-(DOORBELL RINGS) -♪ Te amo aun así... ♪

So, I don't want to get married.

I don't exactly have positive role models on that front.

-Mm-hm. -And you very much fucked up.

And I don't like it that you did that,

but I also don't want to never talk again like last time.

Neither do I.

(LAUGHS) OK.

And I'm really, really sorry, Oly.

I kinda just freaked out

when it looked like you didn't want me anymore.

Wanna go for a walk?

We can talk about it.

Oh, and I do not want another baby.

Neither do I.

Oops.

-Piñata! -(BOTH LAUGH)

You know I'm not Mexican, right?

Actually, they say piñatas originated in China.

That's racist.

I can't fuck a racist.

That's fair enough.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-There. -OK.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

I researched.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Shit!

(MYSTICAL MUSIC)

They're pretty full these days.

(OLY LAUGHS)

Did it feel different to last time?

We can test it out again if you want.

Why don't you stay over?

Have you forgotten about our baby?

-(GASPS) -(LAUGHS)

-About this big. -Mm.

-Needs these. -Yeah, shit.

Well, we could just go grab her, bring her back here.

We can all have a sleepover.

What's wrong?

I think you make me really happy.

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC WITH A LATIN BEAT)