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(FLASHBULB POPS)

(SULTRY MUSIC)

(SIGHS)

Yeah. Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Unggh!

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I had a wet dream.

A what?

A wet dream!

-Mm. -Like a fucking teenage boy.

I feel pathetic.

It's not funny!

We need to do something about it.

Can't you just rub one out every now and again?

-I shouldn't have to! -OK. I'm going to work.

Yeah, well, I'll be able to contribute more

once I sell the boat.

Probably why I had the stupid dream in the first place.

Maybe next time have a dream about...

..getting a job.

(SCOFFS)

-(BABY BURBLES) -(DOOR CLOSES)

Well, you don't judge me, do you?

-(BABY BURBLES) -Hm?

(PHONE RINGING TONE)

-Yo. -VINCE: You wanna wag, eh?

How'd you know?

I've been waiting for this call for weeks.

You've been neglecting me, man.

You up for a session, cuz?

Of course, man, how's that even a question?

Alright, meet me in 10.

('FREEDOM' BY CHILLINIT)

SONG: ♪ Freedom

♪ I just wanna get rich

♪ For my brothers in the six, motherfucker

-♪ This is -♪ Freedom

♪ I just do it for the world I just do it for my girl

-♪ Look, baby, this is -♪ Freedom

♪ I just do it for my fam I'm just trying to be the man

-♪ Goddamn, this is -♪ Freedom

♪ Say Goddamn, this is freedom... ♪

Let's have a look.

♪ I'm feeling no stress

♪ The money does mathematics like I was Mos Def

♪ And how the fuck is he rapping and still be so blessed?

♪ Oh, yes, brudda, I'm Summer Jam and I'm So Fresh

♪ I spent forever on irrelevant times

♪ And wasted too many seconds... ♪

Oh, bingo!

Hippy baby boomer. Let's go!

♪ And I be getting money like I'm Jerry Maguire, but I...

♪ Freedom

♪ I just wanna get rich

♪ For my brothers in the six, motherfucker

-♪ This is -♪ Freedom

♪ I just do it for the world I just do it for my girl

-♪ Look, baby, this is -♪ Freedom

♪ I just do it for my fam I'm just trying to be the man

-♪ Goddamn, this is -♪ Freedom

♪ Say goddamn, this is freedom... ♪

DOM: ..family holiday.

-Ahoy! -Ahoy.

I'm Birdie. I'm here for the boat.

Oh, yeah. I'm Dom. How are you?

Good, thanks. So, um, I think your boat might be underwater.

What?

Oh.

Oh, yeah, no, I didn't mention that it was underwater

in the advertisement?

Pretty sure it was on top of the water in the photos.

Yeah, well, I didn't want to be too boastful

about its submarine capabilities.

(LAUGHS) Indeed, yeah.

This is a much more subtle way to sell a boat.

I'm sorry. Fuck.

It sunk overnight?

There's a small valve issue that I was gonna fix up,

but I'm...sorry.

At least you weren't on it.

(LAUGHS) Or you.

(BABY GRIZZLES)

Who's this little one?

Oh, this is my granddaughter. This is Jacinda.

Named after the New Zealand prime minister.

-Granddaughter? -Yeah.

Some people think I'm too young to be a grandfather.

Hm. Glass half full.

Or boat half sunk.

(BIRDIE LAUGHS) Yeah.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Ohhh!

-BOTH: Uce! -(LAUGHS)

-That's potent. -We should...

No, no, no, no. What are you doing?

-Cutting some nuts, man. -No, no, no, no.

Let's replant this sucker behind the bushes in the park.

-I want to get high and relax. -Yeah, for now.

What about next week? Or next month?

You think being a father's gonna get easier. No.

(LAUGHS) Look at this bad boy.

We need something to wrap the roots.

Right, yeah.

(VINCE LAUGHS) Easy-peasy.

-Oh! -This is perfect, man.

-This is perfect too. (LAUGHS) -Ha-ha.

Hey, have you seen Santi today?

I thought you knew.

Lover boy's AWOL.

OLY: Hm.

-Here, look. -VINCE: Welcome to my life!

Look who we have. Santiago! (LAUGHS)

(SCOFFS)

VINCE: We're out here doing some...

-(LAUGHS) -..naughty things.

Vince, what are you doing?

Looking fly as fuck in a samurai outfit, man.

Pretty sure it's called a kimono, bro.

It's called fashion, my G.

-Can you help me wrap this up? -Yeah, of course. Later on.

You thieving, scumbag pieces of shit!

I have a medical condition!

-(BANGS SHOVEL) Yah! -What the fuck?

Try and run and I'll hammer your heads into the ground.

We are so sorry, man.

I'll put the plant down, see? See?

Do you know how long I've been nurturing her?

Yeah, she's real potent.

Quick question, though. What fertiliser do you use?

Blood and bone, made of thieving deadshits.

Yeah, right.

Please, man, don't call the cops.

-Yeah. -I can't get a record.

Yeah, he's a father.

-Yeah, I'm a father. -Yeah, we're both fathers.

-What?! -What?

Sorry, no, just him. He's just the father.

I'm not gonna call the police over a stolen weed plant.

But you two are gonna replant her right where she was.

Alright?

-Alright? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.

Let's go.

Kimono.

(BELL RINGS)

-How'd you go, girl? -Uh, yeah, good.

-Oh, no, that bad? -I said, "Good."

SANTI: I'm sorry, man. This is my fault.

I've just been dealing with a lot lately.

What's been happening?

It's me and Oly.

She's just...

Are you two fighting or something?

No, it's nothing.

We can still hang out with Reema, though, right?

Could you two please just go?

-Yeah. -Uh-uh-uh. Out the back way.

♪ I just do it for the world I just do it for my girl

-♪ Look, baby, this is -♪ Freedom

♪ I just do it for my fam I'm just trying to be the man

-♪ Goddamn, this is -♪ Freedom

♪ Say goddamn, this is freedom, yeah... ♪

-(BABY CRIES) - Guess...guess why.

-Yes! Sh-sh-sh-sh. -(BABY CRIES)

No, not you. Don't put me on hold again...

Oh, don't put me on hold again. Fuck ya.

-(BABY CRIES) -It's OK, it's OK.

Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.

Oh, thank Christ!

-Can you take her? -(BABY CRIES)

OLY: Why is she only wearing one shoe?

-Why is her shoe wet? -I'm on the phone.

Yeah, well, you shouldn't be on the phone

when Jacinda's screaming.

Oh, thanks for the parenting advice.

OLY: Shh.

-Had sex without a condom. -What did you say?

Hm? Oh, I'm on the phone.

How did the...the meeting with the buyer go?

Oh, um, the...

Uh, yes, no, no. I don't mind waiting.

Yeah. Certainly.

It's the insurer.

This dealer's taking forever, eh?

He's the only dealer that didn't get raided last week, so...

(MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE HOUSE)

Fuck this, man.

(KNOCKS LOUDLY)

Shit. He might be a cop, eh?

What?

-Think about it. -Are you serious?

(LOCK CLICKS)

What did I say?

I said I'll be back with your stash when I was ready.

But I'm running out of time and I gotta go to work, so...

Time is an illusion.

Built on a lie,

which itself is on top of another illusion about...

..it.

Just come inside.

Yeah, he's not a cop.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY)

Hi, Bernardita.

Hi. (LAUGHS)

-Is Santi home? -Santi should be home by now.

Oh. Hola!

-OLY: Could I ask... -BERNARDITA: Yes?

Did Santi seem upset this morning?

I don't think so. Why?

He didn't say anything to you?

No. Nothing. Why?

No reason.

OK, well, we have a lot of work to do.

It was nice to see you. Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo!

Oh, OK.

Sorpresa, she must be hungry.

-(BABY CRIES) -Oh! A little, actually.

Come inside and feed her. I make you some pan con pebre.

-(BABY GRIZZLES) -Coo-kee-coo-kee-coo-kee!

(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS)

Hey, man.

Would you ever, like, get married?

Settle down, have kids, that sort of thing?

Depends who it's with, man.

Like, me, personally, I don't see the point of marriage.

But I would like to value marriage

if my partner did, you know what I mean?

Right.

Like, if it was Reema...

Pfft! Bollywood wedding me already. (LAUGHS)

(SIGHS)

-Why do you ask? -No reason, bro.

Oh, shit. Are you gonna ask Oly to marry you?

('THOU SHALL BE FREE' BY MOONLOVER PLAYS)

Hypothetically...

..if I did, what do you reckon?

You should find out if she loves you before you propose.

-I already did. -Oh. She love you?

Vince, I already proposed.

Oh!

How'd that go?

SONG: ♪ Into your destiny... ♪

Oh. That's rough.

Come here, man.

-It's alright. -Hey, man, it's bullshit.

Marriage is bullshit anyway.

Big mistake. Big mistake.

-Big mistake. -(BOTH LAUGH)

Unlike this roasted chicken basted with weed.

♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

-Uce! -(LAUGHS)

VINCE: Is it any good?

Is it any fuckin' good?

It's infused with my dankest crop.

VINCE: Sweet.

Shit, is that the time?

Bruh, I gotta go.

Just sit the fuck down, will ya?

You're taste-testing this.

Let's just try it, uce, real quick. Don't worry.

Oh.

(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC)

DEALER: Now, you be very, very careful with Bluey.

He's fast.

(DEALER LAUGHS)

(OCEANIC EASTERN MUSIC)

(LAUGHS)

-(KNOCK AT DOOR) -VINCE: Jeezy.

-Is there a lizard in there? -Huh?

VINCE: Is there a lizard in there?

I don't think so, man.

Uce, what's going on in there?

I'm dedicated to Baby J, right?

Like ...m a good dad.

I'm not perfect, but I'm... a good person, you know?

You're a great person, OK?

Oly's just blinded by your aura.

You know what it is, man?

I think she thinks she's too good for me.

You know what? Oly's not even worth it.

Forget about her.

Bruh, how did you just open that from the outside?

Gee. That wasn't me, uce.

I'm having bad thoughts, man.

Let's get the fuck outta here, bruh.

Hey, man, thanks for having us, but we're gonna bounce.

Where's Bluey?

(LAUGHS) Don't you mean when is Bluey?

When the fuck is he, then?

Huh.

-(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) -(KITCHEN UTENSILS CLINK)

ALEJANDRO: Ah, yes.

Maria broke her arm on New Year's Eve.

Santi was so sad.

He made his own bandages out of toilet paper.

-Aw! -In solidarity.

He was only five.

-They're not too full, right? -No, perfecto.

You did very good.

-See you there, mi amor. -'Bye.

(WHISPERS) Bye-bye.

(BURBLES)

Do you think Santi went to the venue?

Maybe. You can come with me. We can use the extra help.

No. Rosa can help you.

I need help preparing the pastel de choclo.

OK.

If you don't mind.

Is that the one with the corn in it?

Yes.

You eat my chicken, you lose my lizard.

You boys are fucked!

What if Bluey is here...

..and not here?

So maybe we can stop looking so frantically.

Look, man, I'm really sorry about your fuckin' lizard,

but I need to get to work.

Try to leave and see what happens.

We're customers, right?

Let's all be professional about this.

Pay me for the lizard you disappeared, then.

How much?

Well, I got him for a hundred.

Hey, we don't have that kind of money.

Mm-hm.

And I'm getting some serious deja vu right now.

(WHISPERS) Can you just excuse me?

I need you to focus, OK? Look at me.

Are you sure you lost the lizard?

(LAUGHS) I'm not exactly sure.

How about we tell him we've already paid him

in another time line and then we see what he says.

Hand it over... right fuckin' now!

OK, so the thing is

we don't have that kind of money.

But we...we can borrow it.

Not from any of our friends. We're all povo.

I-I know a guy. He'll be here in no time.

Alright.

But the longer you make me wait, yeah?

Sebastian, closer... Closer to the group, mi amor.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

-Thanks for helping me today. -My pleasure.

It was actually very meditative.

I'm glad to hear it.

Oly, Santi once told me

that you want to go to New York and work for the UN.

He told you that?

You know, this is a good country with good people.

Yeah, we're very privileged here,

which means I should try where I can

to help people less fortunate live better lives.

But to have a strong family, you must stay together.

You moved to Australia, didn't you?

Sí, to protect my family against many terrible things.

What you want to do, it is for you.

You remind me of my daughter. She was also very stubborn.

Which is a very good thing for a woman to be.

Don't worry, he will get it tonight.

That's his Colombian half trying to escape.

Where's Santi?

-Hi, Rosa. -Hi.

Tell me the truth, Oly.

Did that woman guilt you into doing this?

What? No, no, I want to help out.

Are you sure you're not brainwashed, mi amor?

I mean, save your hands and yourself.

Go home.

I think I really need this to clear my head.

That's what I used to think.

Now look at me. Look where I am.

These beautiful nails, mi amor, are on wash-up duty tonight.

Mum, if you teleport to the North Pole without a jumper on

and then teleport back, will you die?

Go play with your friends. I'm busy. I'm working.

Stop asking stupid questions.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Who are you?

Did you call a fuckin' narc?

Me? No!

No, I'm totally cool.

Thanks, Dom. I'll pay you back.

He ate most of the chicken.

Where's the hundred, then, for the lizard?

For Bluey?

DEALER: Alright, you can get out.

Go.

I remember my first. (LAUGHS)

Eh?

Wow.

May I?

Whoa.

How much marijuana might I get for 50 bucks?

Congratulations, Doug.

Oh, look at bebé.

Sorpresa.

Hermano.

Hm!

Here you are, amigo.

Ah!

(UPBEAT MUSIC AND CHATTER)

Ah, gracias.

To the health of your granddaugter

and your son, Santi.

Where is he? I haven't seen him yet.

-Salud. -Salud.

(UPBEAT LATIN SONG PLAYS)

BOTH: Oh!

-(LAUGHS) -What are you laughing at?

Come and help us.

I don't trust your stupid faces anyway.

Whatever!

Looks great. Did you make it?

No. But I made some of the empanadas.

Oh, cool. I haven't seen you before. I'm Patrick.

-Oly. -Oly.

After this lame-ass party,

some of us are heading to Miguel's for some real fun.

-You should join. -It's probably past my bedtime.

I have an eight-week-old.

Oh, you're not that white Virgen María chick, are you?

ANGEL: Fuck off, pendejo, or I will tell everyone

you have a little dick.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

-What did he call me? -Virgen María.

Virgin Mary. That's what they call you.

-Who's 'they'? -Don't worry about it.

It's not like the Virgen María was a virgin anyway.

She probably had the same thing you had and blame it on God.

Yeah.

That's a pretty gutsy move.

-(LATIN MUSIC PLAYS NEARBY) -(LAUGHTER, CHATTER)

(BABY GRIZZLES)

-What's Sorpresa doing here? -She come with Oly.

-What? -Oly have to cover for you.

She shouldn't have done that.

Huh!

Studying.

Santiago...

(SNIFFS)

(LATIN MUSIC PLAYS)

-Hey. -Hey.

(ANGEL LAUGHS)

What were you thinking?

No, Oly and I, we're... We're done. It's all good.

That's sad. That's very sad.

Even for you.

Excuse me.

Oly, can you help me find Sebastian's handkerchief?

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

-Checked this one? -No.

Auntie, do you want to see my dance moves?

Um, I'm not your auntie.

Mm.

But did you know that you're an uncle?

What? You're a liar.

Yeah, Sorpresa is your brother's daughter,

which makes you an uncle.

What?!

(MATIAS SPEAKS SPANISH)

What's going on?

What's going on with Angel?

We're working.

-Working? -Yeah.

Every time I entered a room with you two,

it felt like I was interrupting something.

(LAUGHS) I thought I was being paranoid.

It's between Angel and I.

You know what, Dad?

I don't need your shit anymore.

(LATIN MUSIC CONTINUES)

Oh, fuck!

Don't you ever walk away from me!

-She doesn't want me, OK? -Not now.

I asked her to marry me and she said no.

She's probably made the right decision.

You'd be a terrible husband!

Oh, yeah? And how's Rosa?

(GRUNTS)

Now, amigos, amigos,

let's make some room on the dance floor

for the cueca!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(SPANISH-LANGUAGE SONG PLAYS)

Eso! Whoo!

(WISTFUL MUSIC)

(PHONE CHIMES)

Fff.

(DOOR SQUEAKS)

(MATIAS SIGHS)

Hi.

Matias?

Everything alright?

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC)

(PHONE CHIMES)

Ah!