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White women can be so toxic.

Are you being sexist or racist?

Both.

..bullshit.

Hey, Oly's named the baby.

MATIAS: What?

Jacinda.

(LAUGHS AND SPEAKS SPANISH)

-I think after Jacinda Ardern. -She texted to tell you?

-It's an Insta post. -Santi, this is your baby!

You should be having a say in her name.

-It's her baby. -She's our baby.

Well, I like the name.

And there's nothing we can do about it, so...

ANGEL: See?

The law is there to protect us from those things,

and who does those things?

Criminals?

Other people!

More wine, Edie?

Human beings are a bunch of fucking monsters

that need to be protected from one another.

I'm not sure I subscribe to your interpretation

of Sartre's...

I don't give a shit what you subscribe to.

I'm making a point about the law!

Oh, OK, right, sorry. So what's your point?

You need to protect Oly from those people.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)

You are sounding a little bit like...

Pragmatic is how I fucking sound.

You really want to give them the power

to dictate Oly's life?

If I were you,

I'd be making moves to limit their ability...

-Oh! -Oh, God, are you alright?

(LAUGHS)

Did you break anything?

(EDITH CRIES)

Sarah left me on Wednesday.

ANGIE: Oh, Edie.

What are you doing?

You can't sleep in here.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) It's all my fault.

Haven't coped since the redundancy.

Ran away to my boat. What happened next?

My teenage daughter got pregnant

and my wife went batshit crazy.

Decided she was in love with someone else.

I don't think I said I was in love.

-It's a crush. -Jesus Christ, Ange.

The PE teacher!

I don't know which one of us looks more stupid.

Anyway, I'm back.

It's time we sorted things out

and look after our beautiful daughter.

You can't just come back in here and take the bed.

Dom, I'm serious.

You're being drunk and obnoxious.

And you're being...a bitch.

But at least I'll be sober in the morning.

-(LAUGHS) -Oh, laugh. Ha-ha-ha.

I know I'm a joke to you.

And to Oly, but... I've had enough.

This is my house too. That's my bed.

OK, sleep on the couch if you want.

-(DOOR CLOSES FIRMLY) -Or the boat's free.

Oh, hey! You forgot your pillow.

('PATTERNS OF NATURE' BY SWEET WHIRL)

(BABY BURBLES)

♪ Somewhere in space and time I know we work together

♪ Maybe all I need to feel alright

♪ Is close my eyes and piece together... ♪

(BABY CRIES)

♪ All the little minutes and the small hours

♪ We spend together

♪ To find the picture for the wall

♪ I been looking for... ♪

(BABY CRIES)

♪ The picture for the wall I've been looking for... ♪

(BABY BURBLES)

Why did you let me sleep in?

You were up four times with Jacinda.

I thought you'd need a rest.

I wanted to get in early! You were supposed to give me a lift.

Well, Dad can do that, can't he, now he's back?

He's asleep!

Is Dad back?

I don't know.

He was a bit drunk last night.

Yeah, I heard you arguing.

(YAWNS) I can drive you.

(CALL DISCONNECTS)

OK, well, then, get up, get ready, go.

(MUMBLES)

-Hi. -Hey.

That's just, like, snacks,

and then you've got warm meals...

Thanks.

-Um... -Yeah?

Can I come in?

Why?

To see my daughter.

Your biological daughter.

You saying the words "my daughter"

implies a whole bunch of things socioculturally.

(BABY BURBLES)

She's just a human baby that shares half of your DNA,

but beyond that...

I mean, I...I don't expect anything from you.

Right.

Is that why you named her without asking what I thought?

I haven't settled on Jacinda.

-I was just trying it out. -Really?

(SIGHS) My family had a heart attack.

-About what? -Nothing.

It doesn't matter.

OK. But you like Jacinda?

(BABY LAUGHS)

Yeah.

She's beautiful.

Yep.

The first time I saw her, I felt like I knew her.

Did you...get that?

No.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Hi, doh-doh-doh-doh-doh!

-(BURBLES) -Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Oh, hey.

Did you guys stay long at salsa?

No, no, not so long, no.

Yeah, right.

Rosa's a good dancer.

We need to work out times

for Santi to spend with his daughter.

We need a schedule.

You want to schedule a newborn baby?

Well, she's part of our family, whether you like it or not.

Matias, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Last night on social media,

Oly announces that the baby's name's Jacinda.

Oh, right, Oh. I...

-I didn't know she'd done that. -He's the father!

Is his name even on the birth certificate?

Well, we haven't filled it out yet.

Santi's been keeping his distance.

The two of them hardly even know each other.

Does he seriously want to take this on?

Like, it's a massive commitment.

He has to. He doesn't have a choice.

Yeah, well, some fathers say that,

but then they don't really... come through.

My boy does. He's responsible.

OK, well, let me find a time to talk to Dom and Oly

and we'll see if we can all sit down together.

Yes! Thank you!

OK! Great!

(PHONE CHIMES)

Yep.

I know you've got the shits.

Yep.

But you're gonna have to get over that,

because we have to sit down with the Hernandezes

and talk about Jacinda.

Where's this coming from, Ange?

Uh ...I just spoke to Matias

and he was pretty pissed off.

I mean, he was hurt, really.

He's hurt?

He's hurt? You're worried because he's hurt?

OK, we need to be grown-ups. This is about Oly.

No problem.

I will.

Hey, bro, have you seen the videos of funny babies?

There's, like, these dudes who give them voices and shit.

There's drunk baby, crystal meth baby, shit like that.

-No, man. Sounds hilarious. -Yeah.

We could do that.

Let's go down there, grab your baby,

do some funny shit, you know?

-Yeah? -Yeah. Let's go.

Is it the baby or Reema you want to get close to, Vince?

Fuck off!

Oi.

Are they like a...like a thing?

Shut the front door.

Wow!

('TEMPORARILY' BY CUB SPORT)

♪ Think I'm coming down... ♪

What does he think he's doing?

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

-(GASPS) -BOTH: No!

-(GASPS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Are they gonna fuck in the quad?

Oh, he's totally gonna get school captain now.

Wait, did Lachie dump Oly?

♪ With my hazy mind

♪ Forget that I have a job I'm sort of drawing a line... ♪

-Good for them. -♪ I only do this with you

♪ You see

♪ Just seeing things that I want to see... ♪

EDITH: The kid wants to be part of his daughter's life,

what's the problem?

-Is he a psycho? -No, he's a really nice kid.

It's the dad I've got a problem with.

-Why? -I don't want to talk about it.

But say Oly wants to move cities in five years' time,

can she do that?

-Without the father's consent? -Yeah.

Depends how much a part of the kid's life he's been.

Yeah, see, there's the rub.

Oly wants to work at the UN

and I'm not going to let her dreams be derailed

by that...penis.

What, who, the son or the dad?

The dad!

It's got nothing to do with him!

Well, he's the one that's pushing, apparently.

What about a parenting agreement or something?

Oh, they don't mean anything legally.

Well, what's the point of them, then? I need to protect Oly.

Dom, can I make an observation?

You're sounding like a bit of a cunt.

Remember, these people are gonna be in your life

for the rest of your life.

They're the baby's family too.

What about the birth certificate?

Maybe we can keep his name off it.

-That won't make a difference. -It won't?

-Well, it's symbolic. -Yeah, 'cause symbolism counts.

Well, does his family get a say in it?

Not necessarily. I mean, they could fight it, legally.

That's it, then. That's good. That's what I'll go with.

That's good.

How are things going with you and Angie?

Fucked.

Mum warned you about her.

The problem with punching above your weight.

(MYSTICAL MUSIC)

-You've got an accident. -I've got what?

I think it's pooing itself.

Oh. Um...

It's... I... Oh.

Oh! Oh, God.

Really don't know how to help you right...

Oh! Oh.

Um...

(STUDENTS EXCLAIM WITH DISGUST)

-MALE STUDENT: Shit girl! -(LAUGHTER)

What? Is this funny?

SANTI: Oly.

-Can I help? -No, you fucking can't!

(BABY CRIES)

(CRIES)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

ANGIE: Oly.

(CRYING) Yeah?

How big do you think I am, Mum?

Um, it was the best lost property had, darling.

-Can you change Jacinda? -Yep.

Oh! Hello! Hey, you!

What did you do to your mum?

Hm?

I don't understand how that much shit can come out of her.

(ANGIE LAUGHS)

You did the same thing to me once.

-In a cinema. -Well, I apologise.

Oh. Thank you.

Ooh, it's up the back.

Ah.

-(BABY BURBLES) -Everywhere!

What's going on, Ol?

I got covered in shit and everyone laughed at me.

-Is that not enough? -Not really.

You're gonna have to toughen up. This was your choice.

Having a baby was my choice?

Bringing her to school was, yeah.

(SNIFFLES)

(BABY BURBLES)

Ol...

Lachie's started seeing someone else.

Now my boyfriend,

my ex-boyfriend,

he was gay the whole time.

-I've got no-one. -Well, you've got me.

-And Dad's come home now. -Has he?

Are you and Dad separating?

That's not something that we've talked about.

Mum, do you still love Dad?

Yeah, of course I love him.

-(PHONE CHIMES) -Oh, that's him.

He's here.

(BABY-TALKS) And you can go home.

Lachie!

Hey.

-So, you and Zac. -Yep.

Right, well, you didn't think

that you needed to tell me that you're...

What are you? Are you gay? Are you bi?

I don't know.

Well, it looked like you fucking knew in the quad today!

Can you not swear at me, please?

Do you understand how humiliating that was for me?

Wait, I'm sorry, I humiliated you?

You're actually saying that right now?

(LAUGHS) You slept with someone else.

So this is payback?

It had nothing to do with you. I wasn't even thinking of you.

(SCOFFS)

So that's it?

We're strangers now?

I'm sorry that you felt humiliated.

But I've been feeling really confused lately,

and Zac's been there for me

and ...like him.

And it's...

I don't know if I wanted to, like, reassert myself

or reinvent myself or something.

I don't know, I...

(SIGHS)

Well, you're lucky.

You get to choose how you reinvent yourself.

I'm just shit girl now.

(LAUGHS)

Don't!

I should have stepped in before. I'm really sorry.

Hey, I'm ...m really sorry about everything.

-How you doing, darling? -I'm great.

Yes, you are.

What was one thing you learnt at school today?

-Oh, don't have babies. -(LAUGHS)

STUDENT: ..forgot to bring the balls and the cones again.

Please, mate, just go back...

Hey, um, I'll be back in a sec.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYS)

(LAUGHTER)

ANGIE: Oh, come on, guys, I can smell that from here.

You guys are in a lot of trouble.

MALE STUDENT: Miss, how are you? (CLEARS THROAT)

Santi.

VINCE: Oh, shit!

ANGIE: Vince, put it out!

OK, we're off to Mr Croaker's. Grab your bags.

Look, the thing is it's cleaner

if your son's name's not on the birth certificate.

-Cleaner? -Yeah.

-I mean, he's off the hook. -There is no hook.

Jacinda is his daughter. He'll step up, you'll see.

Yeah, mate, maybe we don't want him to.

You don't want him to be a part of her life?

All I'm saying is, at this point in time,

let's leave his name off the birth certificate.

We can see what happens from here.

-But he's the father. -Allegedly.

OK, so, name doesn't go on the birth certificate,

that just means he's not legally recognised.

Possibly.

Maybe in your family fathers don't count,

but they do in mine.

OK, I'll tell you what, mate, I've spoken to my lawyer...

(SCOFFS AND LAUGHS)

..who's advised that you don't get a legal say whatsoever.

Now, if you've got a problem, you can challenge it in court.

It'll cost an arm and a leg and upset both our kids.

I'm here as a courtesy to you and your family.

I'm trying to keep things amicable.

-So am I. -(PHONE RINGS)

Well, OK then, we'll see where we end up.

-(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) -Your wife's calling me.

CROAKER: Smoking illegal substances and arson, Vince,

that's what I'm talking about.

I'm going to have to suspend them for two days.

Apparently Santi wasn't smoking, so...

I want him punished like the rest.

-That's not fair. -Shut up, Vince.

Santi, what do you think?

Fair, unfair?

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

I didn't realise Santi was with them.

-Didn't you? -No!

I'm not going to target Santi because of this whole situation.

Yeah, this situation, which your husband is making worse.

I'm not gonna get pushed around, Angie. You tell him that.

You've spoken to him?

I rang you so that you could calm the situation down,

not come to the school and intimidate someone

while they're in their workplace.

Because you just exacerbated everything.

We haven't even discussed Santi's name

being on the birth certificate.

We haven't even talked to Oly about it!

But once we do, we present a united front.

We don't make legal threats.

I wasn't threatening him.

Did he say I was? Oh, what a pussy!

ANGIE: Oh, Dom!

I'm just trying to protect our daughter

and granddaughter!

You're using them to score points against Matias

because you're jealous.

(SCOFFS) Well, I think I have a right to be, Ange.

We're done.

We're over. There's no coming back.

-That motherfucker. -ROSA: Por favor!

I mean, maybe they're doing Santi a favour.

He made a stupid mistake and they're giving him a way out.

No! No!

We are going to have a Chilean name on the birth certificate.

We didn't survive all this shit to...

ROSA: There goes the next three hours of my life.

-What's that mean? -What were you about to say?

Matias. Tell me. No, don't tell me. Wait. Pinochet.

If we survived him, then I'm not backing down

when this... (SPEAKS SPANISH) ..threatens us with lawyers.

Where are you going?

Out.

MATIAS: No, no, no, no. You're grounded.

I don't care if my name's on the birth certificate or not.

I mean, my family do, but...

..it's not up to them.

As far as I'm concerned, you're the mother.

You're in charge.

Thank you.

I'm sorry for yelling at you today.

It's alright. Things looked pretty hectic.

(HALF-LAUGHS)

I'm so not coping.

Things suck at home at the moment.

Yeah. Same.

Do you really want to be part of Jacinda's life?

Yeah, if you want me to.

But what do you want?

What were you saying about socially, uh, cultural...

Sociocultural expectations of fatherhood.

Yeah.

I think I want all of that.

I want to be her father.

And...

..I know that sounds dumb,

because I'm still doing dumb shit myself, but...

..I want to protect her.

I want to teach her.

-(BABY BURBLES) -(OLY LAUGHS)

(SANTI LAUGHS)

I want to make her proud.

And, like, if it helps,

maybe being there for you is part of that.

Like, just helping out,

just as much as you need.

OK.

Yeah?

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

Do you want to hold her?

-Yeah. -(LAUGHS)

-Oh. -There you go.

Hello!

Hello, puchita.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

-How are you? -(LAUGHS)

(BABY BURBLES)

Toot!

-(BABY LAUGHS) -(BOTH LAUGH)

Where are you going?

I'm sleeping on the couch.

(BLOWS KISSES) Goodnight. Goodnight, darling.

Are you doing OK?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

-Oh, there you go. -(BABY BURBLES)

Huh.

Oh.

I messed everything up.

Spun out of control and...

..I keep messing it up.

Me too.

I'm glad that you're back, Dad.

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